/K/ Sekret Santa 2016

FIRST FUCKING SHITPOST

>>32317649
>>32317649
REEEEEE
YOU TOOK MY PLACE

>>32317649
i saw OP's pic and for some reason figured johnson made the post. i guess i woe you an apology. you arent going to get it though

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>>32317616
That is likely a very apt logo for the se/k/ret santa given the amount of dildos rumored to be currently in the postal system.

>>32297252
Anon, Amazon informed me they can't deliver because of bad address. I'm working with customer support to get it sent to your apartment and I hope it works.

>>32317653
get fucked nerd.

>>32317665
I..we can pretend!!!

I had to have a very awkward phone call with a guy from Apex for my gift.
Apparently USPS doesn't think ">AK, >2016 LUL" is a real name.

>>32317616
NIGGERS

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Tim M from NM your second package is on the way it should be there monday

>>32314655
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
And checked you spoopy bastard

>>32317690
Any ETA on my package sailor? I'm starting to get excited and can't wait to shitpost in gear queer threads.

>>32317883
Sergey decided: "Sergey Makarov <ceo@(hisinfohere>

4:12 AM (16 hours ago)

to me
Ah, okey =) Can we include small gift from us?"

so you'll get a probably small gift from him directly too. Give it like a week or 2.
UNRELATED or...totally related... Grey=shop.ru is THE best place to buy your rusiaboo shit.

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@CreepFinder
So sorry you spent the weekend shitting your brains out, food poisoning is never fun.
Did you get my email about covering anons who had their shipping targets back out? The wife and I would love to pick up that slack. Our local milsurp guy has some really interesting stuff in stock.
Keep us in mind as it's about the only way I can interact with my fellow /k/omrades anymore.
PS....when is the winter/Texas NuggetFest? The wife wants to go and she needs time to get a carpool going.

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>>32317918
Ohhhh it's getting so reeeeeal. I "tactically acquired" a "few" police car seat organizers from work and if you send me your address I'd love to give you one as a small thank you present.

>>32317961
are...you LE?

>>32317967
I keep the highways safe :^)

>>32318027
Thanks for your service. Its a weird time when law enforcement is somehow the bad guys for just doing their jobs.

>>32318053
Oh man. Please don't thank me. Thank the City Boys and the County Boys. Some cops just sit in the bushes and pull over people for speeding or drive up and down the highway looking to change a tire.

>>32318113
Nah, I have a radar in my jeep you won't catch me.

but thanks for your service anyways!

>>32318136
>I haz radar
>radar cant detect the laser speed guns state troopers use

mmm boy

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man..last year.

>>32318183
Go remove a tent.

>see some people talking about surprising poorfags
>be in $25-30 range
>see people talking about overspending waaay too much
I'm desperately, desperately trying to keep my hopes as low as possible but you guys are really making it hard.

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>>32318209
I have enough snow to make and igloo .

can I remove that?

>>32318260
help me find an apt near the border of NJ in PA and I might help you make that igloo.

Phil in GA it doesn't seem that you lurk these threads, but if you do, your package is on the way. ETA is the 16th.

Any mn?

Anyone have Andy in NY?

Jason in FL anyone?

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look what came in!

>>32318852
seconding
I think they hate us

my texas bro got his gift already but who got an SC anon

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Just to expand on what I said last thread, Max in Hempstead, your package is coming on Tuesday the 20th, and sorry if the box is kinda plain. I wanted to keep at as lowkey as possible just in case anyone at UPS got funny ideas.

Forgot to ship as ORM-D with UPS, how screwed am I?

>>32319569
hopefully not very, how much "non orm-d materiel" did you ship exactly?

>>32319569
not at all. USPS anon said it wasn't really even a bad idea to not even declare it. There's way too many packages and redtape around searching packages to give a shit. People mail drugs all the time

>>32319569
In the highly unlikely chance they find out, you'll be federal crime screwed.

Zach B in IA, your package will be shipped tomorrow.

>>32319581
>>32319607
Sent about 60 rounds. I managed to dig up the tracking number and it looks like nothing is happening, the package is halfway to the guy already.

>>32319653
youll probably be fine.
i wish guns and ammo could be sent through usps flat rate boxes. id make life so much easier

My target is in Texas. Judy know man you might get it a little late for the unboxing thread.

>>32319885
Where in senpai

>$50 bracket
>Kind of just expecting a troll like a box crammed with nothing but casings, most not even brass, of various even semi-obscure calibers
Would still get a giggle out of it.

>>32319945
i thought about packing my gift box with spent brass instead of paper but i didnt want the gifts to get dirty.

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Do they x-ray packages or anything? I sent two boxes of ammo and a thing of tannerite via USPS. They didn't ask or nothin.

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All packed and ready to ship! Overspent my bracket, but fuck it. Hey, Anon, is your dick hard yet? Because it should be!

>>32319973
I don't know what it is, but I kind of want it.

>>32319958
Could have washed it or just wrapped the item(s) in butcher paper or something.

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MR in Connecticut, you should get your package tomorrow, according to the tracking information.

I hope you like everything!

>>32320014
>Could have washed it or just wrapped the item(s) in butcher paper or something.

>Every spent case is individually wrapped
>Items are not

>>32320014
>Could have wrapped the items
i wish i did that. i didnt think about it and just stuck them all in there. theres always next year

is there a list of states who have not got items shipped to yet?

>>32320123
I stuck most of my item in a .50 can then used some bore cleaning wicks as padding inside the can.

Didn't even think about wrapping anything...

>>32317947
feb 18, grapeland?vine? texas

>>32319942
San antonio

My boy Ed should be getting his 45-50 tomorrow.

>>32320235
Also whoever my target is you have a beautiful house

>>32320014
>I don't know what it is, but I kind of want it.

That, my friend, is an ammo can full of /K/ristmas joy.

Ian in WA, your package should be in the mail tomorrow

>>32319973
Where are you shipping to senpai?

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>>32320096
>tfw MR but not in CT
>tfw state mentioned one time but it wasn't for me

>>32318027
Thank you for your cervix? Dog bles

>>32320544
>Where are you shipping to senpai?

Indiana

>>32320295
I can see it's an ammo can, I just can't see what secrets it holds or what rounds it origionally was designed to hold. Hell of a gift wrapper.

>>32320109
9/11

>>32320603
>I can see it's an ammo can

Kek

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>Nervously checking the tracking info like every hour to make sure someone at UPS didn't pull a grinch and fuck my target's Christmas

>>32320556
Awww.... I'm sure your santa sempai will mail your package soon.

>>32318232
I'm sorry bro... not in that range but I over spent by almost 100%. Next year I'm gonna grab up a poorfag and surprise them, I didn't think about it this time around. But it looks like there's more than a few of us doing that.
>>32317727
mailing to AK? Is that for me?

To Chance in SC, your package should be in the mail soon.

>>32317842
>FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
W-what's wrong Secret Santa-kun?
Will everything be okay?

R.S in commiefornistan, your package will be mailed out tomorrow. Luckily I made it back from the business trip in time

>>32320584
Perhaps shipping to a certain Jew?

WHO SHIPPING TO PENNSYLVANIA!

>>32320880
ME
Are you the guy who asked for anything but books?

Who is shipping to Oklahoma?

>>32320903


I'm someone else.

>>32320880
I am.

>>32320880
me, you my GG in montoursville?

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>>32320642
Im just hoping they don't run a dog sniffer over my non-marked box and realize I sent my target explosives.

Not joking.

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>tfw Auspost never gave me a tracking number or confirmation page and now I'm panicking that he doesn't get his package.

ITALIAN GUY LIVING IN GERMANY YOU HAVE TO SIGN FOR IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU GET IT.

>>32321022
Yes you are.

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this is what I got for my secret Santa

I dont know which one of you assholes did this but the FFL was pissed

>>32321199
What FFL even takes this?

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>>32321199
Benin

>>32321199
Oshid, izat a Benis :DDDD

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>>32321221
The one that asks why there's a lumpy Pringles man engraved into the slide

>>32320956

whats the first name of the person ur shipping to?

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>>32321199
>a fucking spurdo hi-point

Is that the "most expensive gift" that Creep hinted at?

I know there's still two weeks but if you have Andrew in Missouri he would like his gift plz. Be smart, beat the rush, ship early, anon. My target got his already.

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>>32321199
Truly you had a SS that cared.

>>32320835
>Perhaps shipping to a certain Jew?

Which Jew, Anon?

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>>32321199
>>32321221
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>>32321239
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>>32321398

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>>32321199
>>32321426

>>32321079
No, I gave my guy a few things of tannerite. I didn't want to pay, so I didn't mark it ORM-D.

Fuck Santa, and fuck you all. I hope your season cheer is soured and rotten, like my sex life!

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>>32321480
Whoa, calm down there fag wagon, you're not you when you're hungry.

>>32321487
Youre right. I need to eat some more cock.

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Eleven days left until Christmas, /k/omrades!

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>>32320909
Anyone?

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>>32322045
>tfw can't wait to open it

>>32322236
>tfw don't have mine yet

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>>32322085
I'm shipping to a Joshua in OK. Still waiting on stuff I ordered to arrive. Emailed Crimson asking him to contact my target but he hasn't responded yet.

>Joshua if you're reading this, you want half your shit now? Or do you want it all together but possibly late?

I always wish I could get in on these things but I'm the brokest fag on /k/. I hope everyone has a merry Christmas

>>32318260
Why so serious pupper?

>>32322268
>tfw never got a match

>>32322443
I'm down to get you some gifts if you never get matched. I hope you like milsurp

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>>32321199
>>32321426

>>32322480
I've emailed him about and am waiting on a response now but I would like that senpai.

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>>32322561
I'm probably the only James from Delaware so tell crimson to hook me up with you.

I got you senpai

Kristofer in PA. Shipping your shit out today! No teaser pic I'm at work sorry.

>>32315339
Awesome dude, thanks so much!

>>32321426
That is fucking gold

>>32322480
Same

>>32321461
Those don't legally count as explosives until you mix the aluminum in

>>32322337
So I'm fairly certain that's me (not even the one you replied to). How late is late? If it'll be past Christmas then half now should be fine, if shipping two halves isn't a big deal.

Jc from Texas. You have a 13 pound package shipping today ups. Enjoy bro

>>32323772
fugg thats heavy, any hints as to why so heavy?

>>32317616
Jordan P in New Mexico, your hannukah present is on its way from michigan

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>>32323783
It's got a few of these in it.

>>32319557
UPS is now saying Monday by the end of the day.

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>>32323783
Shipping from work so it's discreetly marked. It's a bunch o'shit man.

>>32319298
>>32318852
Been lurking three threads and haven't seen a single mention of someone shipping to their target in MN.

Getting worried.

>>32324209
I feel you man.
I've only seen one WA and it was to someone in the East.

Feels sad man

>>32324298
I feel you feeling him.

Not much word about Oregon here.

>>32317616
This shit again? Do you idiots do this each year just so you can have threads about ppl who didn't get their shit bitching well into feb of next year?

Mail your stuff out guys, getting close to xmas and everyone will be busy shipping stuff soon. Beat the rush.

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>>32324393
Is this a picture of you?

>>32324364
I feel you feeling me feeling him.

>>32324418
Thats not him, I have his pic but this is a blue board and I'll get banned for posting a pic of a huge festering asshole.

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>>32324393

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>>32318852
>>32319298
>>32324209
>>32324298
>>32324364
>>32324429

>>32324393
I go on the internet to find things to complain about so this is perfect

>>32324463

Where are our anons?

>tfw 11 more days until christmas
shit. i should get to buying gifts already

>>32324952
uhhh yeah?

>>32325014
i should have specified, gifts for my family. my ss gift has been sent and received already. this thread just reminds me theres not much time until christmas, i dread holiday shopping though

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>>32324952
>>tfw 11 more days until christmas
>shit. i should get to buying gifts already

C'mon Famalamazon! Get my last gift here so.i can ship this bitch!

>>32325040
i find it helpful to make a simple spreadsheet:
I Name I Idea I Cost I Purchased? I Arrived? I Wrapped and Ready? I

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>>32325040
>i dread holiday shopping though
Nigga just shop online.

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>>32325073
What's autism like?

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>>32322686

Das me!

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Got my anon a quart of LSA.

>>32325503
fuck being organized, amirite?

>>32320302
Thank you! This is my first Secret Santa and the anticipation is killing me!

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>>32325626
Yes

Alright, RG of Rolla, MO, your package is in Springfield right now, should be in your mailbox by Thursday or so.

Just a note, the letter I enclosed was suppose to be in a font that was much more... "aesthetically pleasing", but my printer fucked it up.

So enjoy Times New Roman. I'll be sure to fix it for the next anon.

>>32321255
Ken

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mother FUCKER

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>>32325820
wat

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>>32324298
I am from WA got mine 2 days ago just have patients.

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>>32325842
>just have patients.

But anon, I'm not a doctor!

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>>32323949
On the way jc

>>32320671
sorry m8, he asked for AK stuff.
As the true AR American I am, I thought I could give him a lil burn.

>tfw the ups truck stops right in front of your house
>tfw you run to the door to get your se/k/ret santa's package
>tfw the UPS guy delivers a random package to your neighbor across the street instead
feelsbadman.jpg

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Awwww shit.
>thx bb

I got placed in the lowest price bracket since I was late, so I hope the dhovakin (your last name is fucked my man) will accept my sligthly over the limit gifts; shipped today.

>>32325503
I started hiring people how are in the spectrum about 8 years ago. My profit margin has more than doubled, sick days are non existent and general workplace drama is a thing of the past. There is no better employee than a high functioning autistic and to be honest they make very loyal friends. Think about that in this period of human history. how many people in your like are truly loyal to you and how much is that worth.
Go ahead and act as if you are better somehow anon if it gets you through that lonely friendless life. I'm surrounded by interesting humans who care about how they conduct themselves in this life.

>>32326669
>tfw didn't put any /k/ related markings on my box
>it's literally just a plain brown box with nothing interesting on it
>realized this like 5 seconds after it got shipped out

JUST

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>>32317616
Nico in Florida, your shit will be there the 16th, merry /k/irstmas motherfucker

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>>32326833

>>32326860
(It's a bowling ball)

Who do I email my package tracking number to?

>>32326929

[email protected]

>>32326929
crimson caravan, the same one who matched you, you don't send it to the recipient

>>32325706
I think you'll like what you get, or at least hope you do. :)

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Got my package today, from JP in BC.

That cheeky bastard paired us up with each other because we have the same name with a minor spelling difference.

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>>32326972
>it's a dragon pussy

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>>32327013

Bumping for Xmas spirit :(

>>32327273
BUMP!!!
OH GOD DID YOU SEND TO DS IN NYC? DID YOU SEND ???? OH GOD I NEED TO KNOWWW
totally unrelated is anybody good with Cameras? I got a bunch of Minotla lenses i need a converter to my sony A6k. Anybody?

No one ship to Arkansas yet?

>>32326993
That's me!

I sent Crimson an email saying to warn you not to look at the customs slip. I had to declare everything because I didn't want to risk you getting grinched.

>>32326993
DONT LOOK AT THE CUSTOMS DECLARATION

>>32327296
I haven't gotten anyone yet

>>32327387
I didnt mean to you directly I am sorry.

>>32327397
Why apologize you goof

>>32327296
>i need a converter to my sony A6k. Anybody?
FotoDiox makes lots of lens body converters.

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>>32326791
Anon. I love you. I do or I wouldn't send things to other anons for christmas but toughen the fuck up. As a friend. Toughen up.

>>32326993
Should have blacked out the barcode.

>>32327452
YEah but i dont actually know what mount they are on, would you be able to help if post a picture of their mounts? im used to my zenits and sonys

>>32327364
thanks!
>>32327384
its already put away until christmas.

>>32327609
Don't worry you'll love the stuff. I went and included some goods you cant even get in Canada. Out of my personal stash ;)

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>still haven't heard anything about Iowa

I'm beginning to think I'm the only one in this state...

>>32327658
just stay alive till christmas

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http://www.xmasclock.com/

GRISDMAS :DDDD

ED the Georgia Peach, your stuff is in I just need to find a way to pack it all since the post office lost my big roll of bubble wrap.

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>>32327684
fuck dude, thats the goal every fuckin year for me.

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>>32328475
:'(

I've been Grinched, still nothing here in PA.

>>32328503
i have felt that way too, but have faith comrade, some people simply don't post and if by christmas you still have nothing, Crimson will hook you up

>>32328503
theres still 10 days until christmas, friend. well 9 if you dont include christmas day.
besides, itll be well into janurary before anyone can actually claim "grinched". december is all fucked for shipping

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>>32328503
>I've been Grinched, still nothing here in PA.
Bruh, chill. It's not even Christmas yet, and then you have to wait for late shipments to come in.

>>32328606
I hope someone told this guy that if your neck is wider than your hat that there's a problem.

Anyone still have a $15+ bracket package going to the Dallas area?

Haven't seen anyone talk about it yet...

>>32328711
No but I HAVE a $15+ bracket package coming in from Dallas!
HAHAHAHAHAHA THANKS FAGGOT MERRY /K/RISTMAS

Anyone sent anything to Cary, NC in the $10 below category?

>>32328503
I just sent something to PA
It should be there tomorrow if you were my target.

>>32328741
its set up in groups of 3. if you did have a gift from dallas anon coming to you, thats supposed to happen.

>>32328770
Silence, Anon! You are beneath me. Come back when you have a name for yourself.

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>come home from run
>see white package on steps
>oh fug
>it was just pottery barn crap for mum

Can't throw me for a loop like that man

Oh fugg, I got a package from PSA today... def from my secret santa.... Massive amounts of hype.

Meanwhile.. Nicholas in AZ half you shit came in today... Do you like booze? my area has some nice distilleries.

HM in VA, your shit should be going out tomorrow. I'm out of town for work and had to get my mom to send it for me so I couldn't meme it up, but I hope you like it.

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getting more scared I'm gonna get grinched or just get a late gift after I ship out on the 9th

>>32328503
>>32329075
Niggas calm down, it's not even Christmas yet. If it's past the 25th and you didn't get anything, email creep and ask if your santa shipped something.

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>tfw getting nervous because UPS tracking hasn't updated in over a day

>>32328475
She's much hotter at the end

After putting up with BD and other tripfags bullshit at nugget fest, I will chimp out if I get grinched on this.

>>32329468
bd?

>>32329497
bad dragon maybe?

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Anyone sent to D in TN yet?

>>32323949
Is the Rajah any good? I have an old Spartan. Used to use it a lot, not so much anymore.

when is the grand unboxing? 9 am est, 25 dec?

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>mfw late on package due to legal actions and drama that comes with it in custody shit

All i ask is for patience

>>32329907
Where are you shipping?

>>32330246
israel

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Crate is complete!

>>32330295
wheres it going?

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>>32330295
And here's what it looks like open.

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>>32330314
Damn it, I have no idea how to get the photos to not rotate.

Here it is packed with goodies, going to a fellow soldier in TN. I'll be shipping it tomorrow!

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Kyle in Indiana, your package will be shipping out tomorrow morning.

>>32330246
Auburn

Am I allowed to be worried?

>>32327532
I'm tougher than you, I'm fit and healthy and make more money in a year than you make in a decade. I had a point that I made perfectly. If you have an issue with it it's all on you bitch.. I would be happy to fite you IRL if you are man enough.
Go make fun of some other group of people you feel superior to cause you lost this time bitch.

>>32329649
Correct.

>>32330314
>>32330334
Hey, check your email dude. Your Secret Santa has been trying to contact you, he has to coordinate with you to get your gift worked out right.

>>32330334
>>32330314
>>32330295

Shit man that looks fantastic. I'm totally not at all jealous.

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>>32330505
>HOW DARE YOU SAY IM SENSITIVE IM NOT FUCKING SENSITIVE FUCK

relax goy

>>32330545
Thanks man!

>>32330544
Received his last email around 4 days ago and replied back 2 days ago. Haven't heard anything since then. If he's tried to email since, it may have gotten lost.

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>mfw the first wooden knife I posted literally yesterday snaps as I apply more finish and put back in the wooden dowels.

welp

>>32330631
Ok good, I just wanted to make sure you guys were in touch. I've been out of the loop the last couple of days.

Also, the box looks awesome man.

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>>32330544
Hey I sent you an email and a PM on your facebook there bud.

My package for my target went out earlier today.


Anyway I could get a ETA on when my box will get here? I dont want to open it up on accident thinking its,something I,bought.

>>32330334
>TN
I'm in hell, but at least my erection can subside a little

>>32330635
actually...

shit sucks though. Wood glue it?

>>32330635
Real sorry to hear that man. Working at that scale is so bloody difficult.

Best of luck with the others!

>>32330700
Already dried wood gluing it two times, leaving it for the full cure time, it seems my sense of time is off as I really posted the knife like 3 days ago. Just too little surface area, it snaps too easily, even with titebond II. I have epoxy and I suppose I could try that but I'm not even sure of epoxy is designed for wood on wood.

>>32324298
I'm from WA too and just got it today. Don't worry bro.

>>32317947
there's a Texas Winter Nuggetfst?

>>32330635
>Finished carving finishing and engraving a new wood stock for shotgun
>butter finger it as I'm trying to attach it
>falls on workshop floor at an odd angle
>splits a huge chunk off
I know this feel...

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>>32323697
Yeah at least one of the item's estimated delivery is "Dec 14-Dec 29". These last two items were coming from overseas so that's why. And I don't mind sending two packages since I'm shipping from Dallas, but I'd like to make sure that you ARE my target. Reply with the city in OK you're in and your price bracket so I can verify would ya?

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>giver lives close enough to hand deliver gift

How scared should I be of slavs kidnapping me?

>>32331364
very

>>32331364
Be afraid, be very afraid

>>32330676
I'll take a look at it when I can.

>>32330822
Yeah, Feb 17-19 is the planned date near Grapeland, TX.

>>32317947
I'm way behind on reading emails, I appreciate the offer I'll keep you guys in mind.

Next NuggetFest is near Grapeland, TX Feb 17-19

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Freeman M 101, do you still want me to use the same address for yours? The rest of your gift should be at my house tomorrow so I'll be shipping it within the next week or so.

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>>32320276
>you have a beautiful house

that kind of autistic. tone-deaf, 'i-know-where-you-live' shit is why i hesitate to participate in this.

god knows what would happen if they lived in the same state.

>get out of here stalker

>>32331083
Meant to reply sooner. Tulsa, $15-20. Last name starts with a W.

>>32330727
Do you have a very small drill?
Probably not since you're using hand tools.
I don't know much about woodworking, but if it's somehow possible, you could try reinforcing the break with metal pegs before gluing on. Would be a pain though.

>>32329647
It's a good but fuck huge knife. I bought it as a folding camping knife but after a while it's been the work knife too. Broke the end of the tip off but re profiled a little bit and it's great again

>>32332052
Yup, that's you. I'll start packaging what I have and try to ship it out by the end of the week.

Also, in the future komrade, try being a little more descriptive.

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>>32330505
God damn this is some navy seal level pasta

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>>32320096

Ayyyyy lmao

I'm actually in fucking Yaounde for work right now, so I won't be back until the 21st. My lady friend will be holding it for me until then.

>[Concern about dragon dildos intensifies]

>>32330334
>>32330314
>>32330295
yo are you planning on making more?
I'd fucking buy at least one

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>>32333153
HA! I'll buy two!

>>32328672
What neck? I see nothing but cheek and chin

>>32333153
>>32333329
I'd love to be able to build and sell these and it's something I've thought about before. The problem is that the time involved in making them would probably make them a bit pricey.

Out of curiosity, what's the ballpark that you'd be willing to pay for one?

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>>32331933
fuck thank god I caught this,

no I changed address once on the google form and have a different address now. It must not have submitted.

emailme a [email protected] not get the new address. Include the a city or zip or something from the old address so I know you are legit.

or email crimson I gave him to new address

>>32333592
>not get
*to get

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Do we get any info if target has shipped the package?

Also, where did Willis go?

>>32329646
There's a joke in here somewhere about putting the D in a ten-I-see, but I haven't found it yet.

RR in SB, TX, out for delivery.

I hope you love it.

Got trained to run the 3 axis cnc mill at work, so naturally I made a smaller version of this out of 1/8" acrylic as a Christmas tree ornament for my target

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>>32334150
Fuck, forgot image

>>32333533
idk how much work goes into these
also would depend on the size
name a price you think would be good and we'll negotiate from there

>>32333693
hopefully in a ditch somewhere.

>>32334150
>>32334165
a glass AR lower would be a hilarious gift

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>>32334207
kek. Do this.

>sent out package from my college
>"Can I get a tracking number or something?"
>"Sorry, we don't do that"
Fuck me running, I hope everything works out for the dude-bro in El Paso I'm shipping everything to.

>>32334223
I dunno about all that. But it I have time today I may make a couple more bolt face ornaments out of 1/8" aluminum too. Maybe be a business venture I could sneak into

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I'm EJ in South Texas, and I got one box. But allegedly my person told Crimson I had two boxes inbound.
I am so excited. The box was shipped from Amazon, so you know it has to be good. They don't sell horsecocks on Amazon.
>mfw

>>32334470
How many people from Texas were there? It feels like every other anon who got a target mentions Texas.

>>32332957
well, according to the tracking number it's going to be late, I guess. It says it was delayed but it's arrived in Connecticut.

No dragon dildos- but that box is stuffed with goodies. Don't open the box until Christmas though- nothing is wrapped!

>>32327645
I can't wait!

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>>32334483
>They don't sell horsecocks on Amazon.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

https://www.amazon.com/Gydoxy-TM-APHRODISIA-20-5CM-Colors-Product/dp/B01N94ZEBT/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1481821140&sr=8-12&keywords=horse+dildo

>>32334507
Damn.

Also, if the guy in Tularosa, NM (I assume there's just one) is here, you'll also be getting 2 packages. I felt bad for not hitting all your requests, so I accidentally went over the spending bracket.

What the hell, you know? Christmas just comes once a year.

>>32330334
>Damn it, I have no idea how to get the photos to not rotate.
Paint>Resize and then stretch it top to bottom 5%. Works most of the time.
That is a very nice box. You could sell a bunch of those I bet.

>>32334624
...or just use Photoshop. It saves the correct orientation like 99% of the time if you just put it in, then save as again.

>>32331383
>>32331385
Afraid of what, making a range buddy?
>>32332041
>god knows what would happen if they lived in the same state.
Exactly nothing would happen. The only people who have ever been doxxed and harassed have been attention whores who begged for it. Do you think someone taking the time to put together a box of goodies for a stranger on the worlds largest English speaking mushroom farming website are going to suddenly start sending pizzas? Grow up. Maybe make a meet up and get to know the people you spend you time posting with.
** I prefer Hawaiian pizza if anyone gives a shit.
>>32332935
What the fuck did you just say about me kiddo?
>>32333533
>Out of curiosity, what's the ballpark that you'd be willing to pay for one?
I'd pay treefiddy
>>32334181
>hopefully in a ditch somewhere.
Anon asked about WILLIS not Buck Yeager faggot.
>>32334759
Must be nice having fancy shit like photoshop, some of us learned to make due.

>>32334851
>what is torrenting
I'm not going to spend thousands on a program that I just use for meme making.

>>32333533
$50-$75?

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>>32334533
Meet me at your p.o. box so I can personally suck you off.

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>>32334503

Well it's Connecticut, they probably wanted to be sure that the tax monies were paid.

I promise I won't, thanks very much man!


>I'm being charged €8.99/gig of WiFi at this hotel to post on a predominantly Americsn Nepalese Towel Collecting board
>About gifts for a Judeo-Christian Abrahamic holiday
>In Centeral Africa
What a time to be alive

>>32335538
>>32335538
Ah, did you get the other box? I hope so.

Be careful when you open it - there are some fragile things.

And nothing's wrapped, so wait until the 25th

Package shipped! Supply drop incoming.

>>32334170
Most of the work involved is cutting the dovetails to be honest. If I had a router I could use I could get that done in an hour, but doing it by hand probably took five or six. That's where the price comes in - the time it takes to build.

>>32335445
Honestly I wouldn't mind doing a few once-offs for around that price range, possibly a bit more. If either of you guys are interested, mail me at [email protected]

>>32330334
>TN
Hey, that's my state.

>>32317616
Can I ship Monday or is that too late?

Tfw being forced to grinch and get grinched at the same time

>>32336040
I mean, sooner is always best, but as long as you ship you're good

>>32336054
>Tfw being forced to grinch and get grinched at the same time

Esplain

>Targets gift just got delivered
>Hope he gets it since they left it at the front door....

>>32336054
>being forced to grinch

We support the 2nd Amendment so that no one can force us to do anything, anon.

>>32336054
uhm just tell Crimson you cant participate, then you wont be grinching

Emmanuel, I swear to fuck your package is coming, but LA Police Gear is dildos. All your shit is in stock, but they sent an email saying everything in my order is back-stock, then in the same email said everything is in stock.

I don't know what the fuck they're on, but they should add some to the order for you.

Also, Johnson a fegit, and I molested his raifu.

Dick Kickem, I'm currently waiting on an item to ship to me from new Jersey so I can get your shit in the mail.
It may be late but there's another package coming to you from overseas and it looks to be, as far as Google translate can tell me, well on its way and will be here before Christmas.

>>32335959
Lets save a million posts.
First, that is really nice work.
Would you be willing to barter X amounts of boxes in return for a good router and dovetail jig?
You would need to figure the final cost of the product per unit so I could figure if it's worth it to me for the boxes.
I trip as Rusty, CreepFinder can give you my email and I would ship the router upfront obviously. You pick the name brand of the router. Where are you BTW?
The only stencils I would want would be "grab SKS and go innawoods"

>>32336237
>I trip as Rusty, CreepFinder can give you my email and
Disregard that, apparently I suck cocks.

I'll email you now.

>>32319557
Fuck yeah, thanks dude. I can't wait, hopefully work doesn't cuck me and keep me out of town over christmas.

>>32321199
>>32321426
I am fucking dying. Good lord, this is a historic /k/ristmas miracle. Someone please save this for next years threads

>>32327436
IM SORRY OK?

>>32331807
UR SENPEE!!! :### Im trying to get time off for texas fest. I just dont know how im gonna get there.
>sent 100~ for my /toy/ ss
Some times I just go over what I say I'll give.

>>32336237
>>32336262
I'm definitely interested, let's continue this conversation over email. Looking forward to hearing from you!

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>>32336117
I can but my target dropped out

If you read this Crimson pls no mad I'm just trying to ask around, I've bothered you enough about this.

>>32336375
>>32336375
>be in Illinois because I'm a masochist
>leave just as Midwest NuggetFest is starting
>Be back in Texas
>be leaving just before Texas Nuggetfest is starting

Life is pain.

>>32336375
you should consider trying to partner with Crimson or Kommandostore, they could sell them online on comission

>>32336730
Sell what? what...?

>>32336503
why are you replying to me?


WHAT IS GOING ON?

>>32336783
>>32336730
fuck my bad meant to reply to the person making the crates

>>32336274
Do you have anyone at home that can grab the package for you? Like an idiot I forgot to require a signature on it. UPS also said it's coming monday by end of day instead.

Dylan H from TN, I got your box today :D
thanks!

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Came home to a package.
Gee, what's inside this thing...

Max of PA I'm sending out your package tomorrow afternoon as soon as I'm out of work.

>>32336902
THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND.

HE'LL BE HAPPY WEW!!

>>32336876
Yeah, there will be someone and it's a rural area so it's not going to get stolen.

>>32336902
AAAYYY I SENT THAT PACKAGE ON THE LEFT!

>>32326833
AYYY that me, thx anon.

>>32336883
No problem, my dude, I hope you like it!

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Jacob in Ohio, Merry /K/ristmas you filthy animal.

>>32332041
I was just saying that I like the way his house looks man calm down. I didn't post his address or anything I wasn't trying to sound like a fucking rapist just saying hey man I like the way your house looks you got a nice vehicle. Just trying to be nice not everyone who goes on /k/ is a psychopath.

>>32337329
>Jacob in Ohio, Merry /K/ristmas you filthy animal.

>Ohio is finally mentioned

>Not Jacob

feelsbadman.jpg

>>32337420

NEW THREAD

>>32336459
Who was your target?qZ06