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/k/ humor thread ?

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i know there's still one up but its over run by poltards
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>>32304795
kek
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>>32304795
>>32304852
FUCK OFF /POL/!!!
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>>32304949
go back to /b/
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>>32304949
back to >>>/r9k/
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>>32304920
Source on this?
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>>32304977
First thing googling for "trump mecha wall":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q__bSi5rBlw
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>>32305018
Thanks bruh
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>>32304784
Tell me more about these Funfetti shells.
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>>32304891
All it needs is a 'this summer...'
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Here's a joke... The US military
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>>32305212
i almost pissed myself of laughter mate
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>>32305410
>tighty whities
>not wearing tactical pantsu into battle
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>>32304949
>newfag doesn't realize that he is looking at the source of a /k/ banner
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>>32304920

TOO MUCH WINNING!
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>>32304891
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>>32304735
>when /k/unts get triggered.
Grow the fuck up, /lgbt/ has a thicker skin than you.
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>>32306509
Anyone got the screencap of when they tried to do that to but except to Best Korea and the feds proceeded to shit a brick and almost beat them all with it?
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>>32304735
Now look at this net...
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>>32308008
He killed a fucking seal...
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>>32305410
>clothes
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>>32308008
Is this supposed to be something wicked this way comes?
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>>32304735
>overrun by poltards

You know, drawing attention to stuff like that is why 'they' show up. It's not like pol is actively raiding /k/ everyday. A lot of /k/ posters are also /pol/ posters. Your ignorance of the fact really shines.
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>>32307033
I got u
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>>32306509
yes
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>>32308532
Its from the brief 6 month period during 2010 when cracked was still a funny comedy website.
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>>32308630
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>>32304735
If I wanted humor I would simply ask about the weapons you own or how tight your groupings are.
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>>32304795
Do you lube the gas chamber tho
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https://youtu.be/08kSncpUnUo
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>>32304920
The tiny crotch gun gets me every time.
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>>32310610
Yeah.
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>>32308552
look, a pol-ster trying to justify ruining two boards

>>32307710
you crap-posters need to try something else
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>>32304735
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>>32304735
>it's fucking real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Sokcho_submarine_incident
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>>32312900
>Tfw when the noose slips just right
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>>32313328
The only thing funny about this is that's it's a Glock
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>>32304920
jesus fuck all this needs is some space monsters and blood and it could be a GWAR video,
i love it
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>>32314101
Combat ready/10, with the reflexes of a cat two hours after time of death.
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>>32310610
It's very important, otherwise it wouldn't seal and use of gas isn't efficient
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>>32314036
>On 25 June the submarine was salvaged from a depth of approximately 100 feet (30 m) and the bodies of 9 crewmen were recovered, 5 sailors had apparently been murdered while 4 agents had apparently committed suicide.

Spooky
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>>32314101
What exactly happened here? The fish hit the minigun side and then what? Why does the fish explodes?
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>>32314957
It doesn't. The fish falls into the board clear as day.
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>>32314980
>0.03
>minigun turns to the side, soldier recoils, red splatters
>nothing happened
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>>32314999
The fish hits the mini gun and bounces, stage right, into the boat. The gunner then stands over it.

You see a small amount of red and some fish scales because that fish just jumped infront of a gunboat moving probably 30+mph but it doesn't disintegrate.
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>>32314999
It hits the gun. Some chunks of fish come off. Fish falls into boat
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>all the autism above me
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>>32304949
This shit's funny, you're supposed to tell /pol/ tards to go back to /pol/ when they try and turn normal firearms discussion political or be racist dickbutts for no reason
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>>32314708
>Spooky
not really if you think about it
the agents just had to make sure that no one gets captured and they couldn't trust the sailors to commit sudoku
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>>32315712
How tf are those old pics still in circulation?
Like nigga, edit out my half year old watermark, it was just a screencap for iFunny goddamn.
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>>32318252
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>>32308067
What, haven't you?
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>>32308532
nah mate, it's seanbaby back in his prime
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>>32314101
i love the dude in the back laughing
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>>32307710
That I just found
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>>32314693
What's that thing labeled Assault Dynamo Winder though?
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>>32316970
Did it 2 hours ago
>>32315731
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>>32306509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA
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>>32320955
Looks like a straight pull handle for an ar15 with no gas system, that's how they sell them in England.
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>>32308067
maybe he has a bicycle club
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>>32314670
that Neumann CMV3... I will never have you
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>>32320627
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>>32308067
>2016 almost 2017
>still haven't killed a seal with a bicycle

It is like you don't want to make it or something breh.

Also, who does this bad ass tie belong to /k/?
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>>32322777
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>>32323234
With a panther, more like

GF
>Very temperamental if you piss her off she gives you the silent treatment

Panther
>Temperamental, if you don't take care of it, it will refuse to start

GF
>will break your heart

Panther
>Will break down

GF
>high maintenance, needs lots of cash to support

Panther
>Very high maintenance, needs lots of cash to support
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>>32323234
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>>32322777
>>32323234
>>32323276
I love those
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Does anyone have the image of that battle where the US took 600 casualties in a beaching agaisnt nothing?
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>>32323129
>Also, who does this bad ass tie belong to /k/?
ATF employee of the year
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>>32308834
>govt employee

>getting fired

lol, no
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>>32323276
Does any one else have any more of these?
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>>32323410
Not quite... A government employee or civil servant of sorts though.
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>>32320955
You know those things that they put on the ends of pens?
Its one of those
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>>32315721
Font?
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>>32318462
>when the strategy is on point
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I do enjoy a good decisive tactical victory.
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>>32325595
>That moment you find out Cadorna isn't going to be running the show this time
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>>32314693

Holy fucking fuck wank. That is a picture of my guns from years ago. I posted it inna arsenal thread and some anon did this. Britbong by the way.
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>>32304920
Tiny dick cannon is a nice touch.
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>>32314608
You do realize it's in slow motion right?
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>>32315090
The best part is the fake computer screen, on the left hand side it is adjusting the contrast up and down.
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>>32323417
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>>32315047
Soldiers may or may not have eaten fish
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>>32305848
You don't fuck with a white dude wearing Timbs/tactical boots the color of Timbs, and shorts. You just don't. He obviously has nothing to lose.
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>>32323260
>one kills the commie, the other gets raped

Panther still wins bruh
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>>32322643
Under rated post
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>>32318462
>they still surrendered
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>>32328150
I don't think 9 men are gonna be able to last against 4,200 other dudes.
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>>32328270
Don't think he was talking bout the frenchies.
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>>32318875
This battle was super cheeki breeki
>Zhang Xun had long wanted to give the Yan morale a major blow, and the best way to do this would be to hurt or kill the Yan general Yin Ziqi. However, in an age before photography, the problem was that Zhang had no idea what Yin Ziqi looked like, not to mention he would be in a mix of soldiers. Zhang therefore turned to psychology. He ordered his troops to shoot weeds, instead of arrows, at a few enemy soldiers. When these soldiers noticed that they were being shot by weeds, hence were not killed, they were overjoyed. They promptly ran to Yin Ziqi to report that the Tang army had already run out of arrows. Zhang Xun noticed where the soldiers ran and ordered his best archers to shoot at Yin Ziqi. One such arrow hit Yin Ziqi in his left eye, throwing the Yan army instantly into chaos. The siege ended with the expected major blow to the Yan morale.

>Despite daily sieges by the Yan army, the Tang soldiers never let up. Zhang Xun's troops played the war-drums during the night, acting as if they were going to fight (a tactic that army apparently had used before). Consequently, the Yan army were forced to stand on guard during the night, and suffered from the lack of sleep. Eventually, some troops did not bother to put on their armor when they heard these battle drums, and kept sleeping. After the Yan army lowered their defenses, Zhang Xun's forces ambushed them very successfully.
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>>32329286
Why was ancient Chinese warfare so full of wacky plans, plots, and ploys?
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>>32329341

Meticulous record keeping and Legalism.
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>>32315090
MAGIC MISSILE

BOOM BOOM BOOM
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>>32327797
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>>32316970
Oh, it's AoYJ. Cool.
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>>32323324
I forget what it was called, but the US, Canada and Britain flipped shits when they learned that Japanese were on Alaska, so they ran there as fast as they could findo out thearly Japanese had already left. TL;DR, a landing ship struck a mine near alaska
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>>32328446
um..yes?
why would he say "still" then
italians lost that "battle"
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>>32325462
Looks like Terminus.
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>>32325595

More like: the Empire died of heart attack and the Italians built a myth out of that.

The last days of that offensive are almost disgusting (with the Italians desperately running forward while the Austrians were collapsing from internal dissent). Sure, Ita Ita needed at least ONE victory in the war, but it was one without honour.
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r8 my fresh oc
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>>32334896
Memetic, tastefully edgy, historically accurate, 7/10.
If used against weebs saying the nukes were unjustified, 8.9/10.
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>>32335035
>memetic
what does that mean
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>>32335048
Composed of or pertaining to memes.
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>>32334230
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>>32336105
A chick with a useful degree? Damn. This is tough.
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>>32304920
I like how that is supposed to be an anti-Trump video.
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>>32308630
>>32308834
Seriously, how the fuck else did they THINK that was going to go?
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>>32328150
Yes, when you get orders from the government to lay down your arms because they have reached an armistice, you lay down your arms. To ignore them is mutiny.
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>>32331503
operation cottage
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>>32318875
>20,000 civilians were eaten

what
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>>32336619
china has always been brutal to the common people

even recently
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>>32339637
That's not Muhreen camo... fucking stolen valor piece of shit.
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>>32337931
>fish feel nothing
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>>32304735
Brought to you by 45-70 Government. Yes, 45-70 Government. It's the only government you can trust.
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>>32315731
Isn't this a huuugggge strategical flaw? They will literally know what you'll be doing, and they'll overhear upcoming operations. Vital intel aswell.
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>>32336105
Forgot that the automatic rifleman will do anal (receiving/giving) with you, whereas the girlfriend probably won't, and even if she did, she is too uptight to enjoy it.
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>>32304735
/K/ music night!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/the-offbeat
Come listen to chill shit, queue chill shit, maybe not-so-chill shit, shitpost, and remove kebab.
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>>32304735
Fresh off the presses
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>>32325953
Forgot the part when the deaths are from one aircraft crashing due to mechanical problems
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>inna commiefornia the fucking bay area
>home of gays gangbangers and weirder
>be me 10 years old
> Dad is in Airforce
>Decides i should learn how to handle a gun
>excited as fuck
>tells me to come to garage
>opens safe
>gets 92s beretta
>i can only get so erect
> Shows me basics sights, safety, magazine catch
>"now rack the slide anon"
>when suddenly
>"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT KEEP YOUR FINGER STRAIGHT YOUR GOING TO ND AND THE RICOCHET WILL KILL SOMEBODY IN THIS HOUSE. DO YOU WANT ME OR YOUR BROTHER TO DIE?!!!!!
> I forgot dad is an OFFICER in the Airforce
>and kinda an asshole sometimes
> Younger Brother is an asshole too
>Mangage to rack slide
>there wasn't even any rounds in the magazine
>MFW
> finally go to range
> didn't get to shoot beretta
> shot .22 ruger target pistol instead
>still had fun

got a way better story of the base chaplain who was real gun nut that was a trip and a half
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>>32323113
Wut
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boop
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>>32304920
Nothing screams freedom more than a japanese made cassette player
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>>32305018
Really shows how crazy liberals are. Nice.
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>>32308630
>>32308834
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>>32310617

Shit man... I miss CarniK Con. :/
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>>32340760
kek.
Tell us about the chaplain
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>>32310617
kek
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>>32335035
too bad the nukes were unjustified and they withdrew because of the russian threat
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>>32343416
There are rumours that he's coming back.
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>>32345213
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>>32340543
It's a bit too vintage to make out what's happening
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>>32315763
^ agreed. gb2/pol/ is for /pol/lacks derailing threads about "muh jews muh niggers muh degeneracy muh libtards", not slight;y edgy humor.
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>>32313267
>crap-posters
>pol-ster
what? are you shitposting or just severely underage?
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>>32318626
>nah mate, it's seanbaby back in his prime
Damn I miss 789chan
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>>32314113
Pic is underrated af
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>>32305212
It's honestly not that funny. What's funny is the people who think it's some amazing thing to go through basic then jerk off innasandbox. You know, the ones who get all bent out of shape if you don't thank them for their cervix or scream about stolen valor at someone wearing a green jacket, khakis, or any boots besides timbs. So marines or anyone with a military """career""".
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>>32345213
>>32345454
A...anon... I don't think this is supposed to be a cringe thread, desu
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>>32323276
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>>32328270
Thats ohlookapenny.jpg
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>>32345865
Note the try something else.
That's from the same meme.

lrn2identifymemes
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>>32346238
In a game about sniping...
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>>32346238
i dont know whats worse, that they did it at all, or did it three fucking times in the same video
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>>32345850
> the USA saved the Soviets from the Nazis meme
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>>32339999
Quads of truth.
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>>32349542
They would've been crushed without logistic support from the US, at the very least.
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>>32350085
By the time the US, and the allies at large, were providing aid and support to the Soviet in any significant numbers, Barbarossa has already failed, along with the Nazis' chance to actually conquer and hold the Western USSR.

Even if that wasn't true, the Germans simply did not have the means, in any way, to conquer or "crush" all of the USSR. Especially when you consider the fact that the troops required to do so would have had to be redirected to the Western Front, or else get fucked by the remaining Allies. Pretending the other Allies weren't involved, Germany still would have had an obscenely difficult time conquering and holding the USSR, just the occupation forces required would have been absurd, not to mention the fact that Stalin had already moved much of his industrial capacity beyond the Ural. They had a hell of a fight in Europe, imagine how much worse it would have been in the other 2/3 of the mountainous and frozen country? Combine that with the sheer fervor of the Soviet people under Stalin, and the Axis would have faced basically an Operation Downfall-type scenario, only scaled way up and with worse conditions.

>inb4 Japan
Japan would have been busy taking over the Pacific and South-East Asia, assuming the US didn't take exception to that (and somehow didn't get involved with Germany as suggested above).

Is it possible they could have beaten the USSR? Sure. Would they have "crushed" the USSR? Fuck no.
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>>32334878
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>>32349542
>>32350362
You know, there's a pretty large distance between Moscow and Berlin.

Just because the USSR wins in Moscow doesn't mean they win in Berlin.
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>>32318626
that ain't seanbaby
seanbaby's edit was the kid being a drooling retard and the other kids savoring the idiocy before pounding his face in
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>>32310599
I've been in a war and was almost killed in a genocide as a kid, but that picture, that scares me.
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>>32326403
> Fake
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>>32350673
>Implying to win a war you need to take over and occupy the other country, or to just not lose one
You know, I never once said or even implied the USSR could have taken over Germany. I only stated that Germany could in no way "crush" or otherwise easily defeat the USSR, even disregarding all Allied assistance.
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>>32347166
Ian in Vietnam
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>>32320627
>trebuchet
>self propelled

I don't think that's right.
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>>32345454
>thelongyoulooktheworseitgets.png
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>>32350722
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>>32346238
The best part is how there is the line following it showing it cut through the air or whatthefuck ever but they very deliberately made it only where the primer would be
Do they think it is a rocket??
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>>32336105
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>>32351114
>Gyrojet long-range rifles
I never knew how much I needed this until now.
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>>32331503
>I forget what it was called, but the US, Canada and Britain flipped shits when they learned that Japanese were on Alaska, so they ran there as fast as they could findo out thearly Japanese had already left.

That's a rather gross misrepresentation of the Aleutians Campaign. Kiska had been under near constant (if not always intense) aerial bombardment for about a year before that point, and only two months before the occupied island of Attu was retaken.

The American reaction to the Japanese occupation of a couple of islands was not timely at all, and the front was anemic for a long period of time after the Battle of the Komandorskis dissuaded the Japanese from resupplying Kiska and Attu, despite there being troops available.

As a side note, the troops chosen for the invasion of Attu had originally been trained to fight in Africa. Needless to say the Aleutians are not similar in climate to Africa, and the troops unfamiliar with the climate and terrain suffered grievous casualties just to exposure.

If you want a really embarrassing operation, look no further than Operation Reservist. A combined British-American landing party tries to steam into the Vichy French port of Oran in Algeria, expecting no resistance.

Resistance was encountered and half of the force was killed, the other half captured. Then the French destroyed the Harbor, which wouldn't be repaired for two months.
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>>32323490
Eh it's more like a brass instrument's spit valve. You pour your gun cleaner in the proper port. Shake it up and then pull the lever to drain out all the gunk. Then you repeat it the process with the lube.
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>>32345454
WHY.
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>>32339999

> For use in all rifles

That's extremely versatile.
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>>32350718

I'll give it to the guy, at least he can take a joke.
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>>32345110
Rumors where?
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>>32347166
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>>32355852
thats pretty good
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>>32315731
I would like to imagine at some point they just start to have friendly rivalries.
>Hey, buddy, your name is Vadim, right?
>Yes?
>Fuck you, Vadim
>Fuck you, too, loyalist
>Fuck you more, Vadim
>What's your name?
>It's Ivan
>Fuck you Ivan
>Fuck you Vadim
[twenty minute pause]
>Hey, Ivan, are you in that tower by the park?
>Yes
>Are you that guy on the machine gun?
>Yes
>You're looking straight at me
>Really?
>Yeah
>Which one are you?
>Look at the top of the tower
>Shit. You're the sniper, aren't you?
>Yeah
>Am I dead?
>No. I'm saving my bullets.
>What?
>It's pretty hard to find 7.62x54 on this side of the park
>Really?
>Yeah.
>Are you using a Dragnov?
>No, my grandfather's Mosin
>Really? Can you even hit me?
>Just barely
>I call bullshit
[A 2 second pause]
>Okay, yeah, you can hit me. Please don't shoot at my sandbags again

>>32322777
>Implying you can't have sex with a plane
>>32355830
Say it with me now!
UUUUUUURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>32345139
whats the story behind this holy shit
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>>32355929
Guys strongarm robbing old people in their apartments, Russian cops set up a sting.
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>>32355688
IIRC, there was a response from him on an Instagram picture of him hog hunting, stating that he would be back around Christmas.
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>>32355852
Which video is that from?
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>>32356145
It's from their second, Vietnam themed 2 Gun match
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>>32355830
Dear god... This is amazing...
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>>32356141
I can't find a damn thing about that. He doesn't even have in IG.
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>>32356259
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMdR9e6AHC_/

>rwl.17@dugashley so... You're coming back >now... Right?
>rwl.17Or at least release some more gun >dragon t-shirts @dugashley
>[email protected] yep yep

I can't recall where I heard the Christmas thing, but there is a small amount of hope at least.
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>>32356390
OH SHID IS HABBENING
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I'm trying to think of a good scripture to put with pic related
Any ideas?
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>>32356471
A lightened version
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Does anyone have the greentext conversation between two nazis and wonder if they're the bad guys. They are standing in front of the Schwerer Gustav.
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>>32345850

>mfw Swiss

You have no power here, burger
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>>32355922
This is awesome. Can you do more like this?
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>>32356471
Just use his "I am the way and the light" line.
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>>32322643
<8'd
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>>32356471
Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
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>>32336105
>girlfriend
>has a masters degree in economics

bruh

bruh what
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>>32355830
gonna need a backstory on this

do they just fly over an area and shoot a cargo-bay of PPSh's straight down? lmao
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>>32357466
that is exactly it. this was mounted in the tu2 bomber. 88 ppshs, with a combined rate of fire of 88,000 rpm
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>>32357513
How low do you think they'd have to fly to maintain a deadly velocity?

I suppose you do have gravity on your side, but I would think at a few thousand feet this wouldn't be terribly effective?

Then again, if you're using 88 PPSh's as s jury-rigged cluster bomb, you're probably in a bad way already.
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>>32357559
its was experimental, so i dont know. but wouldn't you have the velocity of the plane as well?
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>>32304920
I'm mexican and I found this [spoiler]amusing[/spoiler]
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>>32357571
No, unless the plane is dropping flat like a brick lol. I don't think you're horizontal rate of travel would do much for firing straight down. Maybe it would, I'm not a doctor.
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>>32357559
i also think it was for massed infantry attacks, as the tu2 was a front line bomber
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>Lada roof armor : 800 mm effective thickness at 3°
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>>32357638
is that a SPG?
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>>32356602
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>>32304735
Get fucked reddit
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>>32308552
>>32308552
Like me :D

....except that i don't shitpost. Honest :P
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>>32357638
GLORIOUS CAR OF SOVIET ENGINEERING IS NO MATCH FOR SILLY TANK!

GLOR
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>>32356617
Boy, am I glad I quit airshit and got away from that cringe fest
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>>32353001
Can someone circle the ribs for me?
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>>32358722
it is the hexagonal bit out the turret in the river
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>>32345850
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lovely plane made better
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>>32343297
>liberals
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thread going to die.
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>>32305018
Pretty badass.
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>>32355922
moar pls
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>>32359395
It's pretty late, I'll try to do that tomorrow.
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>>32350741
Anyone has the Teletubby thread?
Shit was surreal.
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>>32305018
Surprisingly hateful, but still pretty cool to watch.
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>>32355830
>world's first vtol system
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>>32360666
Satan trips requires a followup image.
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Anyone got atf autistically screeching?
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>>32357638
God damn.
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>>32304920
that looks so badass
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>>32304735
>>32314036
>tfw you made '1 fishing net' edit and threw the picture on /k/

Is this what it feels like to be a memester?
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>>32345139
>the guy comes down the stairs hip firing like a fucking game

impressive
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>>32339637
Battle of Midway was a naval / carrier force battle at sea.
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>>32339637
War is hell, anon.
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>>32305018
the beginning of this is fucking awesome
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>>32357679
"Du bist ein großer Kerl ..."
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>>32359388
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>>32361535
>Implying the President can undo citizenship
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>>32361484
>RWBY
my nigga
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>>32361597
>Yang finally getting over feeling sorry for herself
>Yang's mom is from some kind of psycho village and doesn't care if she lives or dies
No wonder Taiyang left her for Summer.
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>>32361597
Shit, another member of the tribe!
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>>32329341
wanted to get all the fun stuff out of the way so we could hurry up with the atrocities
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>>32361597
>>32361700
oooooh fuck yea bud
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>>32361638
>>32361700
>>32361765
/k/ doesn't seem to like us that much
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>>32361787
Really? Why? I generally don't talk about RWBY on /k/ much for some pretty obvious reasons.
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>>32361802
it is either loved or absolutely hated
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>>32361535
Why is the moat of fire and spikes on Trump's side of the wall?
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>>32347399
DEUS VULT
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>>32355922
>>Okay, yeah, you can hit me. Please don't shoot at my sandbags again
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>>32362191
imagine crossing from the other side and it'll make sense
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>>32304920

Still preferable to cartel violence
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>>32362580

your about to get a columbien bowtie, essay
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>>32323324
This one?
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Does someone have the screencap of the guy putting a riffle barrel in his ass ?
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>>32347399
DEUS VULT
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>>32307687
HA. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
That image is exactly what I did. In exactly that order.
>Many thousand rounds later.
I regret nothing.
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>>32356471
Luke 22:36 "Take your purse and also a bag, and he that hath no sword, sell your cloak and buy one."
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>>32362167
Hm, I've watched somewhere around 10 episodes.
The voice acting is decent but the animation is a bit subpar.
I like it a bit because of how short the episodes are, you can watch them with only a bit of time on your hands.
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>>32363700
Season 1 was pretty shit. They improved in 2, and 3 actually wasn't bad. Haven't watched 4, though I heard they're continuing the darker mood from 3. Honestly, it's not really my thing, but I'm a long time fan of RT, so I might as well see what it's about.
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>>32363738
That's encouraging, I'll keep pressing on then.
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>>32356390
>>32356441

Y'all realize that's 6 weeks old, yeah?
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>>32340760
I bet you've never had an ND though, huh anon?
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>>32361787
>>32361765
>>32361700
>>32361597
>>32361802
>>32362167
hey guys guess what


pyrrha
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>>32364802
That episode was pretty brutal.
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>>32327997

Well obviously they should have known not to fuck with Mike "The Third Reich" Stoklasa
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>>32363700
The animation in 4 is much better. Wit Monty dead they finally could upgrade to a modern animation software
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>>32304949
fun fact: most people shouting shit like this are no guns/new fags or both
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>>32357645
no, it's FAMAS
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>>32322643
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>>32350722
"Draw me like one of your French girls, Karl..."
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>>32363700
All I can really say is that it gets much better by the end of season 3...
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>>32364802
I don't care. I never liked her.
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>>32314957
They're going pretty fucking fast anon. The trauma of the side of the gun at that speed is enough to shatter the fish
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>>32304891
mein sides
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>>32304920
DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
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>>32356807
>>32359395
>>32362529
Alright, so I guess I'll try and continue this in another thread. Maybe the next humor thread.
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