/k/ Patch Thread

patches are gay and everyone thinks you look like a mall ninja if you wear one in public

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Has anyone even gotten theirs yet?

>>32300062

Alright you heard the guy.

Patch threads are over. Everyone disband your store pages and toss out your collections.

It was a good run.

You guys should post links to your stores or list its name when you post your patches. Trying to find some patches through pastbin is a pain in the ass. Or you can't find them at all.

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>>32299778
Got it from my Canadian buddy a while back. NCIS and other Canadian patches were from him too. Work with Canadians, Australians, etc. It's part of why I now say "cunt" all the time.

Besides that though, maybe the MPs here just happen to be good. Never had any trouble.

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something struck my head and this comes to mind

>>32300214
I like it.

>>32300108
The person who emailed me a black dildo did

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I am always eager for more Korbo.

>>32300128
A majority of the time when these are posted, the store's name is mentioned somewhere, or they're available within the first 10 links or so.

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>>32300062
alright

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>>32300062
>wearing 4chan shit in public

They're for your wall, dummy.

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>>32300062
You kidding me? I bought a FOXHOUND patch for a buddy that intends to wear it the next time he deploys and regs get turned a blind eye to.

Stop projecting your insecurities.

So what's the deal with that PK Patch guy? A lot of people were shitting on him but he seemed like he was trying to do good and several people said he wasn't actually stealing designs.

Do you think he's legit?

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>>32300062
>he doesn't wear meme patches in public
fucking normalfags need to get the fuck out

>>32300208
Reminder Reaper did absolutely nothing wrong and 76/Mercy are the bad guys.

>>32300062
>implying

>>32300522
Not only do I wear them in public, but I wear them in uniform at work. At least until he NCOs show up.

>>32300501
I ordered one of his totenkopf patches just now. Here's to hoping it goes well.

>>32300501
>>32300815
Does he have a website or something now? I ordered the Seishou patches from him when he was still taking orders on facebook. He cut me a deal and seemed like a nice guy. Plus, the patches came in relatively quick considering I'm stationed in Korea and shit takes forever and a fucking day to get here.

>>32300501
Shit talk/drama on 4chan is worth nothing to me honestly. From where I'm sitting that's between the people involved and has nothing to do with what I do and don't buy. If I want something I'll get it. If I don't, then I won't. I don't know or plan on knowing any of you faggots in real life anyway and I like it that way. If I wanted drama and all the namefaggotry I could go post on some shitheel firearms forum or reddit.

>>32300892
Yep. It's PKPatchworks.com

>>32300128
Bait

>>32300501
Pkpatch get out
Your samefagging is obvious

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despite did some commissions that turns into patches i have 0 idea on how embroidery works
will this be too complex to embroider?

What's the big thing with patches lately? I'm thinking of getting some. Are these fairly reliable sellers? Are the selections as big as they used to be?

>>32300062
>Anon got made fun of by school bullies for putting patches on his jacket

Sorry anon.

>>32301235
Seem reliable enough for people to post up pictures of receiving them and for others to keep buying. I went and ordered a set just a few days ago and I think NEET is shipping purchases out today, unless he's working too hard on the box art.

>>32301235
>Reliable

So far everyone I've ordered from has shipped everything out and gotten it to me no issue. Including the one anon that was selling off a bunch of unwanted GSC patches. Came with a nice little letter too.

>>32301263
Nice. I'll probably order some when I get away in a few months. Right now I can't order things like that, my mail is searched regularly.

>>32301235
More capital in the system meaning more patches getting made

Yes

Maybe look for yourself

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>>32301211
Drat! I've been foiled again!
I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for some random dude on the internet.

Yall niggas wild I love you guys

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Any good places to get Syria related patches? Was looking for a republican guard or Ba'ath patch

>>32301447
>Inspect element

>>32301683
>giant horse dong
>dog collar

Dare I ask what the medical tubing in the back is for?

>>32301683
>faggot <3
seconding that

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>>32301683
>Not flared
Still P. Shit desu

>>32301721
So the horse dong can cum

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>>32301721
makes horse dildo squirt cum into boipucci
>>32301726
why are patches so cute
>>32301731
flared is trash for trash people
dont fucking start

>>32301683
Serious question, how many of you actually use your dragon dildos?

>>32301760
i use mine.
its not really as massive as it looks, bf's cock is thicker.

>>32301783
>1.5 inch diameter cock

No

>>32301810
horse dick is 1.7 diameter
bf is like 2.2 or something

>it's another episode of some faggot who owns a horse cock talking about his 12 inch hung supermodel boyfriend

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>>32301879
Magical place, desu

Can't wait to see NEET and his faggot buddies go to prison for years.

>>32301941
This is bait. Do not reply to bait.

>>32301941
AI is the felon though.

>>32301837
No its not

Deplorables patch when

>>32301973
M14 key chain when?

>>32301969
just because you have a tiny dick, doesn't mean large penises dont exist.

>>32300050
Someone fix Trill'z link, it's only pointing to his deplorables patches.

Also
>MAGA 2×3 Patch (Coming Soon in next week or two!)

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Ya'll up for a stick of pic related?

>>32301985
>y-y-y-you have a tiny penis!!
Post pics of his cock or your full of shit and just fantasizing like a faggot about your Amazonian boyfriend.

>>32302000
DEPLORABLES PATCH WHEN

>>32302007
>literally my idea from over 8 months ago

>>32302032
I didn't know NEET, sorry. It just came to mind today.

>>32302023
>post pics of his cock

The drama is getting weird

>>32302032
but did you ever make it?

>>32302036
I bet you asked that sticker guy if he could make them too when you asked him to email you

>>32302032
>to sell someone elses oc

how much of a shadow does your nose cast?

>>32302061
I haven't asked him to make anything for me yet. Just getting some quotes and checking the ice.

I'm not understanding the sudden hostility, NEET.

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>>32302061
Unrelated, but also related.

>>32302091
Check your email :^)

>>32301683
How come nobody gets mad if it's a big rubber horse dong, but I get a warning and my post deleted for posting a collar and a tail plug?

>>32302079
I'm just busting balls

>>32301721
Cum tube, it's not as weird as it sounds, I promise.

>>32302007
I'd buy the fuck out that

>>32302137
>its not as weird as it sounds
>"hey man, what's the tubing for? You hooking up a dialysis machine?"
>nah, that's just my cum tube that I use on rainy days to shoo goo up my fun pipe
>"rad"

>horse cocks
>cum tubes
>big amazonian cocks
>busting balls
>fisting androids
>in a thread about patches
Only fucking /k/ can manage this.

>>32302176
>"Anon, why're you using the cum tube?"
>I use it when I'm having a bad day
>"But you're always using it"

>>32300062
PACK IT UP BOYS. He clearly has beaten us with this solid and well thought out statement.

>>32301227
The sharp bits probably

>>32302112
Shame I'd love to see them.

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>>32301941

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Thanks for the free laugh with my Package, also for making my Christmas shopping a million times easier.

>>32302176
>>32302194
Fuck you guys just made me bust a gut. Thanks you brilliant mother fuckers.

Yotsubas face seen from the front would make a good patch

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First patch came in today. Thanks for the quick processing/shipping!

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>>32302497
Like this but only her face

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>>32300501

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>>32301683
Need moar hand pics

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>>32302528

>>32302283
http://m.imgur.com/VyVqE7u

>>32301241

I really want that Hickok one real bad.

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Hey cracker, my sister might get that package before I do. Is there anything crazy on or in it, or is it okay to let her open it?

>>32302804
Very nice!

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>>32302061
Me ears, they be burning

>>32302956
Thanks

>>32303038
took me a minute to realize those are mailboxes

>>32301837
>2.2
Now I want to see this dick
For reasons

I'm sorry neetpatchguy, my pal who bought me a patch from your store didn't told me there was a cute note in it and i tore it when i oppened the letter

Im sooooo sorry, it was soooo cute too ;-;

>>32303579
I thought NEET just does art if you pay the couple bucks. He does notes too?

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>>32303609
Most stores like to add some banter in the orders. At least I do.

>>32303609
I was having a rought couple of week and apparently my m8 asked him to write something cute with it to brighten my day, which it greatly did
It was a cute drawing of yuka with that long text "wen u feel scare"

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Gotta jew fast

>>32303878
Oy vey is anudda showa

>>32303878
>Jew

Must be a chink.

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>>32303878
Show him your butthole.

>>32303954
Pic stolen shamelessly from https://youtu.be/Fib4-S9ENpE?t=40

>>32303878
>uses Ai's exact picture
>hurr durr there's other characters in it too!!
What fucking kike

>>32303878
What did you write to him?

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>>32303878

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I wonder if those candies are still good to go after 4-5 weeks on mail.

Thanks, once again delivering, Crimson!

>>32303960
Aw man Demolition D.

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>>32304032
I just don't get why he wont accept it and send a few stickers my way rather than starting this unnecessary kikery.

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>>32304059
It's been too long since I've listened to his stuff. Shame about YouTube becoming so shit.

>>32304060
Some people like to go out of their way and be kikes. This is why Skin and Crimson barely ever post their designs in full.

>>32304050
Me pleasure man. They should still be good. Probably.

>>32304086
Yup.

>>32302953
Did you order a drawing by any chance?

Also
>Demo D
My man.

>>32304133
I don't think so, for that reason. I was the one that requested it arrive after 14DEC, I fly out tomorrow.

>>32304060
Completely unrelated, and i dont give a fuck about patches, but when you create a le ebin meme you cant get pissed when its used.

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TOP KEK THE KIKE GOT RID OF THE NROL AND SLIGHTLY CHANGED IT HAHAHA

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>>32304213
He's trying so hard

>>32304213
>wix
this site is so fucking shit.

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>>32304213
>>32304221
What is his end game?

>>32302413
yer welcome bb

>>32304151
You should be fine then. Even with the drawing, worst you'd get is cute girls in skimpy clothing.

Anyway, I purposely waited 'till like, today to shoot yours out, so you're good.

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>>32304259
Thanks, bud, that's a load off my mind haha.

>>32304259
wrong post?

>>32304273
Yeah, ended up off by one. My bad.

>>32304272
>cue next week
>Canada post hides dicks in the envelope out of spite

>>32304151
I created the ebin meme with the idea that if someone did use it and make it into something profitable, they'd at least ask for permission if I'm there or send some my way when I contact them.

The guy selling the coins was a perfect example. I was totally fine with it, and I would've been totally fine with this guy too, but he chose to be a kike instead.

>>32304296
>they'd at least ask for permission if I'm there or send some my way when I contact them.

Why would you, in any realistic sense, expect this at all.

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>>32304291
Nooooooo!

>>32304315
Because it happens all the times.

>>32304346

You realize by doing this vendors are explicitly admitting that the work is "stolen" by compensating you, and you could quite literally sue them for lost profits and damages.

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This guy walks up to you and steals your design, what do?

>>32304377
Wonder how he hurt his tendon on his left index finger.

>>32304377
Is that a model helicopter?

>/bflg/ Beta Faggot Loser General

>>32304410
Why are you here then?

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>>32304410
Good one.

>>32304402
I'm gonna say yeah. Align is a brand that does model helicopter stuff.

>>32304374
The other party has it in writing that he approves if he's compensated. So they're most likely fine if they accept.

>>32304315
you live in some 3rd world country with no concept of giving credits?

>>32304374
Welp I'll be seeing 2hu in court then, RIP.

I'm not going to go to court over some autism on a Cantonese cave drawing forum. Also this >>32304431

>>32304377
topkek

>>32304377
Some one save this guy, he's going to get hunted down by ivory hunters.

Top-tier kike tactics
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/98588788/#98588788

>>32304377
I started to feel bad posting the link to ai since he looks like that but seeing that vape changed my mind.

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Anyways I'll stop shitposting about this guy. Back to patches.

Wood, when can I get pic related?

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>>32304516
>Feeling bad about someone pulling shit tier chink tactics and stealing your shit than profiting off of it

>>32304540
Just fucking someone over in general is what I don't like.

>>32304377
Who is this?

>>32304296
>ask permission
>on the internet
>on 4chan

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Podunk NC mail finally delivered. Thanks PD, it turned out ace.

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>>32303579
>>32303652
lol
All good m8
glad it helped you out

Got these in today

>>32304710
Welcome to the /k/ Patch Thread, where people actually have some courtesy towards each other.

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Also, artist is trying to come up with an outfit for Rally

What do you guys think?

Brown suitcoat, skirt, and leggings?
Black leather jacket with pants?

What's best

>>32304721
What part of NC?

>>32304892
that outfit in pic a cute

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And finally, look what showed up on my porch unexpectedly

>>32304948
o fug put em up.

>>32304110
Your store is PW protected, when can I expect it to be public again?

>>32304948
Please put them
Up

>>32304960
>>32304976
I'll be putting them under a secret patch or something that's unrelated, just so you know

>>32304999
What's that mean?

I have my card out.

>>32304999
>Shits sent senpai
>Thank you for your recent purchase from DANK MEMES EMPORIUM
>We are delighted to inform you that your order has now been processed and shipped by our BARREL OF FAGGOTS
You sure made me have a giggle m8.

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>>32304948
2bh I wanted Department of Institutionalized Rarism a lot more than this.

>>32305015
open your invoice and take a peak

>>32305021
Lustitutional*

GET WITH IT

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cop or flop

>>32304575
Ai

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>>32305023
>Jew fee
The part that really killed me was when paying, paypal had the happy merchant and it kept saying merchant through the pages.

>>32305045
Normalfag tier, flop.

>>32304948
How long till it's up?

>>32305081
the fact that they let me put a custom picture for paypal was too good to pass up

Also

>>32305005
>>32304976
>>32304960
>>32305113
It's up right now under "Dank Patch"

>>32304937
Near High Point

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>>32305075
I REFUSE TO GET MEME'D

>>32305122
Thanks. Will be giving you more business.

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>>32304948

Why the elephant? Looks so fucking dumb, use the right one and I'll buy one. Would go great on the shield velcro patch on my flecktarn.

>>32305180
Because the elephant is the symbol of the Republicans, genius.

>>32305180
>use the right one and I'll buy one

but no one else will

everyone wants the elephant, only a minority wants the skull
I'm not spending double to sate the tastes of a group who can't even make up the cost of the patches

>>32305180
The elephant looks best, its the republican party. What you want is a white trash walmart skull.

>>32305192

Oh yes, those center left republicans that are going to kill all the minorities they're trying to give H1-Bs to. That makes no fucking sense. What's the point of a /pol/ meme with cuckservative imagery?

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>>32305198
Best raifu key chain when, yo?

>>32305222
It's a joke, because all of the "muh racist Republicans" they are always chanting.

>>32305141
Been trying to get that patch and it is still not available. Where did you get yours?

>>32305230
>asks when best raifu
>Funko isn't even front and center
poor choice of picture, fampai

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>>32305250
Best not be hatin on the Pun Queen.

>>32300062
this anon is right. lol @ all the butthurt dweeb mall ninjas
>>32300050
if you wear these kind of ebin meme reddit patches with animes/videogames/"quirky" shit kill yourself

>>32305239
He's the one selling it.

>>32305139
Oh ok. Raleigh here.

>>32305274
The best part about being an adult is that we don't have to listen to you or do what you like.

Get fucked, senpai. ;^)

>>32302413
that's funny, they made me bust a nut.

>>32305222
because it's irony you violent racist

It's parodying the liberal morons who said RWDS were going to attack them

>>32305230
eventually with the rest of them

>>32305274
lol u mad

>>32304892
Have you seen that one photo of Rally with the FAL? Or with the half assembled AUG? Those are top tier.

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t..thanks

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>>32305362
you mean like this?

>>32305362
Cute girls performing routine weapons maintenance.

That's a fetish I could get behind.

>>32305376
qt.

>>32305373
Ha.

>>32305373
Top kek, I need to buy a patch or two from Ai

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>>32305376
Yeah that outfit makes me Diamonds.
This one is also lit one hundred fire if you know what I mean.

>>32305406
I don't think it would translate to chibi very well
I thought about one of those two, but a short chubby gril with a big head probably won't be able to pull it off

What's the Caravan password?

>>32305275
whats his page? patch dynamics?

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>>32305406
WELL LOOKS LIKE I HAVE TO READ THIS NOW TOO, FUCKING THANKS

No, really.

>>32300108
Hell no. I'm still waiting on the fucking /pol/ patch too. I'm giving it a week before I file a claim.

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>literally every time I go back to my orders page there's another 3 or 4 orders
>I'm working 10 hour days all week


>>32305421
its not up yet

>>32305429
Gunsmith Cats was probably the best thing I've ever read
Mostly because it's gun porn wank material tho

>>32305429
>hasn't read GSC
Nigga the OVA is a little treat for the manga readers
don't read Burst tho.

>>32305429
Still in my top 3, overall, for shit to read. Rule of Cool things aren'texcessively prevalent, but like >>32305444 says, don't read Burst, it's trash.

>>32304213
>>32304221
I honestly find it funny, you seriously expected noone to clone your shit and make money off "your OC donut steal" memes?

>>32305442
>>32305444
>>32305459
Oh boy. Gonna read it on my FUCKING INSANELY LONG series of flights back to the mainland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dYPYAMxviw

Man I fucking love this shit.

whaddafuck is with CC having a password on the patches? I've not been around for a few weeks.

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>>32305373
I FORGOT I WROTE THAT

>>32305476
He does that to lock down the site for maintenance.

Strangerealbro reminded me I ran out of package art, so I tossed some more up for those of you who enjoy beating off to cocks larger than your own

>>32305462
No, in fact I myself made money off my memes. Only to later invest them in more memes...

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>>32305429
>he hasn't read GSC

You go fix that right now you gigantic fucking homosexual.

>>32305422
Nice samefag, m8.

Where did you learn that? /b/?

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>>32305422
>>32305799

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>>32305750
>posting awoo anywhere outside of your containment thread

>>32305799
You good? i just wanted to know if its the page that i am on. that its currently unavailable.

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>>32305890
Awoo is infinitely superior to Pepe.

>>32305908
Whatchu mean it's unavailable?

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>>32305890
Don't start with me.

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>>32305915
>>32305919
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know it time I put awooshitters back in their place again, looks like I should get to work...

>>32305908
>>32305918
Unless you mean that you just can't buy it, that's because it's sold out, you bum.

>>32305919
thank you for your service

>>32305919
I want to RAPE THE AWOO

An i allowed to wear these even if im not military ?

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>>32306048
Did you forget a pic?

>>32306066
No just in general patches or will some one say im stealing valor if i wear a pepe nrol or a k/ patch

>>32306108
Did you fight in any of the meme wars, son?

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>>32306108
Stop being an autist.

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>>32306108
One time, an old fudd got mad at me and said that I was dishonoring the 78th Skinwalker Regiment that he served with in Nam.

I ordered the Remove Geese patch, that shit is the best and I'm glad it exists

>>32306108
>Stealing valor

Stolen valor is pretending to have served. Don't wear someone else's military rankings while pretending to be them and you're not stealing any valor.

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>>32305890
>78th Skinwalker Regiment
im making it

>>32305963
That's what i mean, yesterday it was not showing that it was sold out.

>>32306234
O-o-oh?

>>32306272
Yeah, I finally figured out how to work the inventory of the store service I'm using.

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>>32306234
Oh man, please do. I love me some /x/ related patches.

>>32306294
yes, i must sketch!

>>32306296
saaame!

how's about a diff style moonman patch fellas?

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>>32305442
Hey NEET, I'm thinking about buying the collection of Strike Witches patches but the 501st is sold out on it's individual page. Do you have more in stock for the collection?

>>32306341
Collections are separate from the individual patches, patch people have patches reserved only for singular sale and ones reserved for the collection.

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>>32306375
Oh, cool. I wonder how many he has left, I'm not sure I should buy it yet or wait until next week for payday.

>>32306397
The golden rule is if you don't buy it right away, you'll miss it and have to wait for the restock if it ever comes.

>>32305442
>tfw no orders on my ebay
Buy my shit! /shill

>>32305919
Post more lewd awoo!

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>>32306397
Also that pic is fucking adorable, and actually possible in a snowcunt like mine.

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>>32305442
Thanks, NEET, for the patch!
I love it, it's going to go as a centerpiece in my new, budding collection.

>GSC
Such a good read. Easily a 'required reading' for any /k/ommando, weeb or not. It just oozes '80s-'90s action films.

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>>32306428
>promoting awoofaggotry
Fuck off

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>>32306412
Oy vey, a merchant must be trying to jew me..
>>32306430
Same, it snowed over the weekend.

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>>32304892
I say brown suitcoat and stockings.
Tight skirts and dark stockings are supreme.

>>32306443
That chick looks like Clover from Totally Spies, the one that was in the yellow suit.

>>32305442
It must truly suck to be a successful weab business man.

>>32304892
+1 for pantyhose and skirts

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I need this on a patch, g'damn.

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>>32304522

Just email me. I did it for shits and gigs but if you want one I'll make you one.

I don't know if enough people want it to sell it on the site.

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>2hu's G3 patches are finally up

Fuck yeah.

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Ayyyy
When will we see gunsmith cats keychains?

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>>32306483
I couldn't hold myself.

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>>32306918
I don't blame you, it's a funny edit.

>>32305180
>looks so fucking dumb
>use the right one
Fuck off, the elephant is the right one
That gay skull and cross bones with a hat on looks fucking stupid. Looks like the kind of thing a 12 year old thinks looks cool.
Never gonna happen kid.

>>32306430
>Oilers with Lord Stanley's cup
TOP KEK

>>32306717
It's happening, waiting on manufacturer for a sample

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>>32307076
I got a question. What is this patch in reference to? Operation Gladio?

>>32307140
gunslinger girls

>>32307166
Well that's more pathetic than I expected.

>>32306778
Darken up the lines a bit and I'd buy

>>32304522
>>32306778

Shit. I am tempted.

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I can darken it maybe and sell it if you guys want it.

I've been kinda just filling the orders that come in because my retail job has me dead on my feet. I don't get home until 1AM so I don't have much time or energy to do anything but fill orders and make the odd commission.

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Thicc lines for thicc ladies senpai. Probably a thicc collection could boost some sales.

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>>32304948
>return to merchant
>merchant

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>>32307354

>>32307354
That's exactly what got me laughing the most.

>>32307354
NEET are you trying to jew me?

>>32306778
Can you give us an update proof of it?

Are you guys actually gonna wear that goddam thing in public...?

>>32307525

Yeah I'll keep you guys posted. Gonna make those lines

T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>>32307544
Fuck yeah. Thanks

>>32306149
kek

>>32306311
patchfags, dont ignore my digits pl0x

>>32307544
If you make them portrait sized I swear my wallet will hide itself.

>>32307571
A E S T H E T I C M O O N M A N
calling it now.

>>32307666
Satan wills it!

>>32300647
where do you wear them on your uni

>>32307715
Under my flag. I'm at my first duty station so it's not like I have any other unit patch to put there.

>>32307535
Well yeah.
Or I'm gonna stick it on something that can hold velcro and call it a day.

Hope razgriz enjoyed his little sales boost after I posted his patch in a leaf hate thread on /pol/...

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>>32307666
how about this one Mr. Satan?

Ai, something is seriously fucked up. I just got my Mosin patch, but I still haven't gotten my pol patches and I pre ordered.

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/k/ needs more autistic furries so we can have more furry shit

>>32308199
reeeee git out

>>32308154
email me
[email protected]

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>>32308199
How about we just keep it to the Awoo.

>>32308154
Told you guys they're not coming.
I said something wasn't right from the start.

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>>32308199
horse patches are cute enough for me

>>32308226
Who's this demoralization shill and why is he so persistent?

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>>32308199
Yes

>>32308372
Sup Ai, I'm just saying I thought something wasn't right and as time goes on it seems I'm right.
In a few weeks when even Americans have been waiting 6 weeks or more and nothing has turned up it will become clear.

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>>32308199
Who was going to make these again?

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>>32308431
I think that was Skin that was going to redraw for it.

>>32308449
This one is better in my humble opinion

>>32308431
>>32308449
I'm drawing a liru and momiji version

>>32308424
I'm not Ai, I'm just curious why you are so dedicated to demoralize everyone. Did you miss out in the patches and didn't get to order yourself one?

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>>32308424
I'm sure you're right.

>>32308372
Someone who is beyond ass blasted. Probably Johnny.

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>>32308491
You do some good shit.

>>32308500

If you were a man you'd post a nice hi-res pic of your final artwork for the NROL patches some someone that lives in a free country could make them.

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>>32308598

>>32308496
I ordered one on the night of the Trumpening and still haven't got shit either.

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>>32308608
>mfw thief calls you a jew

>>32308613
do this >>32308219

send products when people pay for them

>>32308672
do this >>32308686

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>>32308686
>>32308695
Oh yeah, I kinda just packaged about 60 envelopes with patches and stamps but never got around to send them out amirite?

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>>32308732

>>32306341
I have like one collection left
I had to cut sales of individuals off early to allow full set sales

>>32306397
buy it now
I only have 1

>>32306413
>fell asleep
>log into page
>21 new orders

Sheeeeeeit

>>32306443
np m8

>>32306514
told the artist to go with the suitcoat

>>32306523
I am but a humble farmer, tending to my memes

>>32306893
same as the rest
don't know yet
I'm getting them all in so they can all be made at once and ship at the same time

>>32307290
>brown girls

Woof

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>>32308740
>this kills the shill

>>32308431
I WANT IT.

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>>32308744
>buy it now
>I only have 1
>I have like one collection left
>I had to cut sales of individuals off early to allow full set sales
Fuck. This is what credit cards are for, right? Maybe paypal pay after delivery too.

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>>32308772

Oh shit, a picture of stamps on some envelopes. That's just like having a patch I paid for weeks ago. I feel like a puzzle piece that's just been put in it's place.

>>32308566
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

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>>32308809
>shilling this hard

>>32308744
>>21 new orders
Fuck you skinny. ;_;
I-I have deals too!
http://www.ebay.com/usr/zedthefed

>>32308786
I used merchantpal on the 10th or whatever and it shipped out the very next day. NEET's pretty damn speedy.
If you want that set that get it quick. As far as I know I might've been the one who bought the 2nd to last set.

If I had a momiji, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existence, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the sight of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself.

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>>32308820
>shilling
What do you think I'm shilling? Integrity?

>>32308824
>Those BDUs

Are any of them thin as hell, like button down thin? I ordered one one time thinking it would be a nice thin piece of cloth good for warmer weather and it was pretty much a jacket.

I can't dig through the archives right now but I know it was a pretty short time between Ai getting the final samples and saying they were shipping.
Seems likely he couldn't have recieved them that quick.

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>>32308833
Done. I'm probably gonna get a couple hundred bucks for Christmas anyway, and payday is gonna be next week.
>>32308853
Done.
I included the elephant patch for good measure.
Is >>32308833 the second to last or did you run out before me?

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>>32308853
Y-yes you are
>damage control intensifies

>>32308854
The German moleskin shirts are pretty thin. As are the Austrian ones.

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>>32308861
Good job. Have a cute witch.

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>>32308919
What do you think of the new show anon

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>>32308880
I'll take a look at them, thanks. Pic and file name definitely related