/k/ Patch Thread

>inb4 make your patches

>strike witches collection is sold out

fug
was going to buy a second set

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>>32309527
>second set
Fuck off I wanted my first set.

WHERE IS GLOCK CHAN PATCH
ROOOOOOOO

>>32309527
There's been enough interest that I'll probably restock sometime soon here

I only need like half of them since I have a reasonable amount left of the other half

>>32309539
BROWN

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>>32309641
Tan

> current have zero desire to continue to live
> only positive thing in life is imminent arrival of honk patch

Thanks Raz

>>32309735
>his life depends on patches
Damn dude

your nrol patches aren't coming.

>>32309735
>honk patch
my nigger

>>32309744
Patches don't lie about loving you for a year then tell you they were only doing it out of pity.

>>32309735
>his life is kept afloat by patches

Damn son
Priorities I guess

>hmm I could kill myself today
>but then who would get my honk patch out of the mailbox

>>32309747
You're late faggot.

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>>32306443
OKAY FINE I'LL READ IT, FUCK

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>>32309776
Birdy?

>>32309779
I can die when I get one a Galil keychain, so hurry it up I really want to stop existing already

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>>32309776
Just do what I do and do rad shit until you die. If you're suicidal, what's the worst that could happen that you don't have a get out of jail free card for?

It's ironically freeing.

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>>32309806
>put it on snailmail on a round the world route

>>32309821
>Just do what I do and do rad shit until you die.
Like shitposting all day?

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>>32309283
Added that pic to the product pics, been waiting for someone to post it with their Mosin <3

>>32309735
>>32309776
Mate, I get a high out of getting patches in my mail that where packed by a person in another part of my continent, but I've never considered it a stress reliever.

Let me know to pack it with extra love if you ever do order from me.

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This isn't a patch, it's a challenge coin. I thought you guys might enjoy though.

Unfortunately, the guy that was selling them is sold out, there were 250 made.

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>>32309908

>>32309908
>>32309916
Yeah someone posted it a few breads ago, guy was based.

>>32309860
Nah, like getting a personal coin from the Senior Enlisted Adviser of the Joint Chiefs of Staff after the Senior Enlisted Leader brings him by your desk unannounced and specifically so that you can show what you're working on that got your division named "Performer of the Year."

But I don't suppose you'd know anything about that.

>>32309925
Woops. Senior Enlisted Advisor to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Fucked that right up.

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Where do I get one of thse

>>32309934
my store

Oh and I forget if I said, now I understand why the company had such trouble with embroidering the font
The words are actually really small and its incredibly surprising how readable they are

>>32309949
OMG WHAT IS YOUR WEBSITE GODDAMNIT

>>32309964
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=neet+patch+shop

>>32309979
looked through like 5 of the links

you suck

>>32309997
It's the first one.

Open wide for the choo choo.

https://www.freewebstore.org/just-the-base

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>>32309997
>>32310007
This is obnoxious.

>>32310016
Act like a child, >>32309964
Get treated like a child. I agree that it's obnoxious, but that's the point.

>>32310037
Better idea: We don't reply to cunts like that and let them figure it out. Baby's first steps.

>>32310044
dubs of truth

>>32310044
Yeah, you're right. I started on a spiel about how my post was meant to encourage independent problem solving and discourage and belittle demands of gratification, but it rang hollow.

It was me basically throwing a counter-tantrum, I suppose.

>>32309641

Niggle, what's the gun in your winterchan picture?

>>32309283
>that thread theme
YISS

>>32309539
>brown
YISS

Awoo joint fighter has been ordered and being made

>>32310176
>Awoo anything
Fuck it, let's just have the Navy send my last check to you.

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>>32310181
okay

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When?

Neet is rwds patch up for sale yet?

>>32310767
It's on his store under "Dank Patch"

>>32310767
What is the rwds patch?

>>32310969
https://youtu.be/gMUEFZXkmDA

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>>32309283
nixon patch when?

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Welp after a a lot of time fucking around with the settings I finally got my domain to work...

If Cracker wants, do update my pastebin link.

www.patchdynamics.net

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>>32311172
>shitty faggot meme together with some shit meme from a normalfag show
Like butter and bread.

>>32311365
>shitty anime girl in a shitty show posted by a faggot
I know, right?

>>32309405

Tbh gimme a link to where I can purchase the Winnie and the Aussieposters patch and my money is yours.

>>32311408
Primetime: If the link someone is asking for, is in the Pastebin, DO NOT REPLY TO THEM.

Let their stupid asses figure it out, no need to spoonfeed

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>tfw you're an ausfag and one single patch takes literally two months to get to you
>tfw patches are dirt cheap but you have to pay almost 2x the price
>As a result, pretty meagre collection rn.

r8 my collection please. I've got the Mobile Infantry one on the way rn. Ordering new is far and few between on account of above reasons. Fave personally is the Anglosphere patch.

PS; willing to trade/send some to you guys if you're interested.

>>32311415
What you're saying here is that when people ask about WGW patches it's then okay to link them to the WGW website as they're no longer in the paste bin.

>>32311492
I like the Rhodie crest, breddy gud start

are those unit patches? the colored ones, I've never seen anything like that

>>32311492
>double the price
It's proportional. Your wages are double, your prices are double. An Aussie has to work like 2 hours less to buy a AAA game on minimum wage than an American on minimum wage.

>>32311549

Fair point. I *doo* agree with you...

Though you also get robbed on shipping. For example, you might spend $10AUD on the patch then have to spend something ridiculous like $20 on shipping. For some that's a full hour or more of work and can't really be justified.

I tried to buy a Flecktarn jacket that was $25AUD, a fair price, but I would have had to pay $50 to ship it from Europe...it's crazy.

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>>32311529
>I like the Rhodie crest
Cheers, I used to wear it on my backpack. A fucking Bush War vet approached me one day and we chatted for like hours as a result. Awesome stuff.


>unit patches?

Yeah spot on. They represent one's unit. Never worn in field though, due to them being bright as fuck.

Worn on the opposite arm of the Aussie flag (reference pic, i couldnt find one where the unit patches are showing, so use your imagination my dude.)

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Anyone know w2c this one?

>>32310164
Shield

>>32311398
>show

Lel

>>32311572
International shipping is an hour and a half American minimum wage

>>32311572
Any time I've ever shipped internationally, like buying stuff from Musterbrand, the shipping is high as fuck too.

>>32312039
Beat me to it.

Aussies actually paying more is nothing but a meme.

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>>32311365

>page 8, only 64 posts

What black magic is this?

>>32311738
>RDSW

>>32311365
YOUMU IS A DORKY SLUT

>>32313425
Most people that buy patches are at work.

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>>32313458
>not working and shitposting simultaneously

>>32313458
I work second shift. AND YOUMU IS A DORKY SLUT

>>32313499
Not looking forward to going back to VA and the snow in my Hawaii clothes.

>>32313499
>claims to bee NEET
>actually got a job
FALSE MARKETING!

>>32313578
Hey, it could just be an acronym or something. "Not Everything Ends Today" or something stupid.

Plus, aren'tproper NEETs the kind of people who demand to be able to not work in the first place, even if they're workingcurrently? It's a way of life with no real ambition tomove anything in their life forward, pure complacency.

>>32313578
Kek
I tried to switch my name to "nolongeraNEETpatchguy" but it didn't stick

>>32311365
Youmu is for taking dicks in every orifice like the good little slut she is

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Hey, I just got my first patch from a roommate in a Christmas exchange, I caught a bug. What is the best way to neutralize this bug?

>>32314342
Rat poison

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>>32314342
Hmm? Something bugging you, anon?

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>>32314342
ONE OF US, ONE OF US.

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>>32309546
hurry up shitskinwalker!

>>32314347
>>32314727
>>32314794
They're like fucking pogs, I an urge to collect them now.

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Thank you for the patch, Jin Roh guy!

Question though: Why do you burgers always put like 3 fucking stamps?

>>32314342
>>32315029
BURN the patch.

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2 neat patches from neet arrived.

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>>32313425
>>32313523
>>32314326
>all these beta cucklets fetishizing about a pure girl being taken advantage of as they watch
Didn't know /pol/ was here. Anyways I'll go back to having a wonderful picnic with my Youmu while you sit all lonely and pathetically at home.

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>>32315130
Holy shit, dude.

>>32315130
It's just awooposters trying to justify their cumbucket wolf.

>>32315130
Youmu a shit
Komachi a best

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>>32315166
>a fucking stick of wood

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>>32315143
DELET THIS

>>32315195
You mean a boat.

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>>32315143
DEEEELEEEEEETE THIIIIIIIIIIS

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>>32315143

Don't bully the wolf please

>>32311415
What about when every link in the pastebin is sold out?

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>>32315206
>>32315230
>>32315238
But it's true~

Youmu is simply superior to that cum dump Momiji in every way.

>>32315276
Then it's sold out and you wait until it's restocked.

>>32315052
He didn't use an international stamp so he had to make up the total price
47 cent domestic stamp or 1.20 international
3 domestics equals an international

>>32315052
He didn't use an international stamp so he had to make up the total price
47 cent domestic stamp or 1.20 international
3 domestics equals an international

>>32315345
>>32315346
I got it the first time... but thanks NEET.

>>32315088
NEETs neat patches

>>32315052
Because we must spread our flag of freedom everywhere.

>>32315392
Kek we just have some polar bears and christmas trees on our stamps

>>32315405
You can get 10 and 15 cent stamp booklets too, I think, if you just want to straight up cover an envelope in stamps for shits and giggles.

>>32315444
/r/ing my order from 2hu to be like this

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>>32315299
Fight me, bitch

>>32315478
>>>/a/

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>>32315357
Now you can no longer laugh at me for not having a red /k/ patch!

>>32315532
they might as well add waifu skins on CS:GO

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>>32315478
There's no need to, since you've already lost this before the fight even began.

>>32315532
But I can laugh at the t-shirt choice and the weapon skin. Euthanize the poor gun.

>>32315143
GET FUCKED COMMIE

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>>32315588
Nigga fuk u

>ordered a /pol/ patch
>i'm actually pretty liberal
What should I do with this
Jew /pol/ fags or use it to troll them?

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>>32315614
>Euthanize the poor gun.
It's airshit.

>>32315629
Sadly it's pretty much all they have.

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>>32315618
Cum bucket.

>>32315629
Why am I not surprised?

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>>32315647

>>32315644
I dream of the day Japan can get into gun manufacturing and churn out guns folded a gorrilion times
>>32315650
Because Japan has a total gun ban.

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Both Momiji and Youmu are pure cumdumpster sluts and okuu is the one true pure operator
Dispute is settled

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>all this awooshitskin faggotry

>>32315647
>implying youmu isn't constantly molested by yuyuko

>>32315647
I didn't want to have to do this...

http://m.imgur.com/Gt7acSQ

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>>32315618

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>>32315647
Get the fuck out REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32315740
Triggered? :^)

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>>32315662
>bullets
Sad!

>>32315706
What? You didn't want to have to post some perverse caricature some basement dweller drew while fetishizing about a girl he will never get?

>>32315740
CUM DUMP
U
M

D
U
M
P

>>32315759
http://m.imgur.com/QVj5abh

She's a slut.

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>>32315759

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>>32315793
>more pathetic caricatures
Sad!

>>32315809
Your blade can't do anything to me!

I want the awooshitters and Youmo poster to leave.

>>32315614
>>32315629
>>32315644
>>32315650
Would you all please look at the damned front sight.
>>32315665

>>32315889
We did. It's not surprising, really.

>>32315917
Oh come on it's an autistic work of art.. like the whole case.. but the front sight is the fucking crowning jewel.

>>32315978
I wouldn't be surprised if the sight or a front grip was a loli getting tentacles rammed up her.
But it does detract severely from the otherwise waifu/railgun art all over the rifle and shirt.

>>32315355
my phone double posts because GookMoot throttled the servers and it doesn't send a confirmation quick enough

>>32315665
I just want them to gibe a Type 64 so I can live out my GATE fantasies

>>32316063
>GATE
So unamerican

>>32315665
Even the Japanese government hates the idea of making guns for the military market it would be the Apocalypse before they even consider the civilian market

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>>32315839
>"Gosh this orbiter FAGGOT on /k/ is such a DORK! I mean, I'm a dork too, but this kid takes the CAKE!"

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>>32311365
you're the guy I requested this from
>never forghetti

>>32316322
>yet she still enjoy's this dorks tasty cock
Really activates your almonds...

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>>32316455
Even a low-class ho like Youmu wouldn't even CONSIDER approaching someone as low as YOU!

so /k/ patch threads are just full of autistic weebs or what?
pathetic

>>32316505
Just wait for shit posters to leave.

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>>32316505
Hey pal, it's just some harmless /jp/ posting relax.

>>32309895
I need the fuck out of that big guy patch

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>>32316503
>thinking anyone but my own anon even stands a CHANCE with me
Go away low one.

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>>32315577
>they might as well add

too late Ai

https://csgostash.com/skin/629/AUG-Akihabara-Accept

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>>32316505
half of the patches ever made relate to some anime

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>>32316720
I WAS ONLY JUST MEMEING

>>32309934
Are you guys just collecting it for the edge value, or are you going to actually wear it in public...?

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>>32316792
We're distributing it to the national Right Wing Militias.

DIR covers the more civilian part while the Lion's Guard serves to protect the Trump.

>>32309934
>>32316869
are you actually serious or is this a joke
i'm kind of scared

>>32316792
>implying I leave my house

>>32316869
>Lion's Guard

I just saw the last 4 Harry Potter movies for the first time ever (riffed) and I can't help but thank of the army they started when you say that. Lel

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>>32316897
>is this a joke
The right is laughing, but don't think I can say the same for the left...

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>>32316920
>tfw degenerate somewhere in the middle that just doesn't want to die

no rwds patch on neet guys store though : c

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>>32309283
I'm not dead, just suffering from some food poisoning. I'll try to have the store back open by tomorrow night.

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>>32316944
>gay p7

>>32317056
he's got it listed as dank patch for reasons

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>>32309895
Why is the Shadilay patch pushed back a month every time I check?!

>>32317199
>Every time I check

Found the problem.

>>32317219
I lurk in almost every patch general. How is that the problem?

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>>32317070
i once got food poisoning right before a 7 hour car ride back home. that fucking sucked. feel better creep

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>>32317228
>Every time I check it gets pushed back a month
>Every time *I* check

If anyone has a spare /pol/ challenge coin I will buy it for like, 3x what you paid for it. autism ahoy.
[email protected]

>>32316869
People still believe this shite?

>>32317282
It's a little too real, honestly. It's scary for someone with nogunz and who would definitely be one of the ones to be killed by them. Hell, my kind are killed regularly as it is. Turning 21 so I can carry a sidearm can't come soon enough.

>>32317306
>my kind
the day of the rope is coming, degenerate

>>32317360
I'm not going down without a fight, mongoloid.

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>>32317386
>>32317360

Neither am I.

>>32317360
>day of rope
Is that before or after Jesus descends on a white horse to strike down the sinners?

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>>32317509
>armed gays don't get bashed
They get shot.

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>>32317199
I CAN'T RUN ALL OF MY DESIGNS AT ONCE, I REFUSE TO GO INTO PATCH DEBT!

IT'S NOT MOVING BACK ANY FURTHER, I'M SIMPLY ADJUSTING THINGS SO IT ALL WORKS OUT. YOU'RE ALL GETTING YOUR SHADILAY ON FEBRUARY.

>>32317070
>Serves you right for eating gas station sushi.
Get well, CCM

>>32317705
>I REFUSE TO GO INTO PATCH DEBT!

Pussy. It's not like it means anything when you owe someone OUR dollar.

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>>32317705
I better at least get my NROL /pol/ patch then, man. I already emailed you about that though.

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>>32317745
I ordered those patches with the Mosins on Mars $$$, I still have the original $ from the NROLs.

>>32317773
>mfw

>>32316897
>>32316792
its irony

>>32317849
G-g-g-guys... Ai has 99% chance of being legit... that means he's 1% not legit.

I don't think I can handle this... I guess I'm a #NEETMissile.

>>32317880
100% chance of Trump winning? I guess it was good while it lasted boys... I'm #MentallyHill now.

>>32317866
I forgot to say thank you in my email. I forgot that in both, so uh, thank you.

>>32316792
>>32316869
This thread was created with subsidized funding from the Trump administration.

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>>32317956
Just a peaceful movement,kanye one of us now.

>>32317705
Speaking of the Shadilay patch, the frog's arm looks really weird for some reason I can't exactly place. Is anyone else kind of getting that feeling?

>>32318150
Yeah, I'm still figuring it out, it's one of the reasons I'm delaying it. I want it to come out perfect.

>>32317866
i thought they were velcro

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>>32318473

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>>32318473

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>>32318473
Fuck off Carlos

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>>32318473
for fuck sake, man

>>32318473
Oh you

>>32318486
whered you get that picture of me?

>>32318539
your facebook

>>32309641
>>32309779
>>32309824
>>32309949
when are the Right wing death squads gonna be available

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>>32318473
could you not

>>32318613
Yesterday under Dank Patch

>>32318613
Check the pastebin, mang.

>ran out of RGLM again

Just in time for the holidays!

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>>32318774

>>32318748
this is gonna be my first patch order, you better not fuck this up

>>32318748
>>32318805
The pressure is on NEET

>>32318805

>first patch order
>not AI

You'll be fine

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>>32318956
Please stop this bullying

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>>32318975
On the day I open my mailbox and receive evidence that you are not a degenerate scammer, I will disappear.

>>32318994
Okay, do post pics when you get it tho

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>>32319000
>>32319000
>>32319000

"The number Zero is the infinite perfection of our Divine Creator, and represents a connection with God. Zero is symbolized by a perfect circle without beginning and end. It is both nothing and everything, the Alpha and the Omega."

You just bought yourself an evening of peace.

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Btw for the Bureau of Memetic Warfare: The patch people are saying that even after the text was enlarged it'd still be hard to read. I told them to get me mock up and if it really is beyond saving are ya'll fine if I run the thing without the white text?

Or perhaps without the side part and only have the binary.

>>32319026
Then I'd better hit they hay and make the best out of this peace.

>>32309539
>catgirls with exposed pantsu
bueno

Skinwalker what's with the shipping costs? $10 to throw a patch into an envelope?

>>32319067
tracking and insurance

>>32319067
YOU'RE INTERNATIONAL?? EMAIL ME ASAP!

>>32311415
go the fuck back to /a/ you worthless piece of shit.

the point of /k/ is to freely give info to educate

>>32319039
Just maker it a 4" patch.

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>>32318805
>>32318827

>>32319094
>the point of /k/ is to freely give info to educate

I'd really like it if newfags would leave

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>>32319094
>please spoonfeed me

>>32319189
SEND HIM DILDOS

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>>32319233
I'd like a dildo hand picked by neet.

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How am I supposed to beat NEET's hand picked dildo offer when the only lewd thing I offer is envelopes with my saliva on them?

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>>32319302

>>32319302
http://bad-dragon.com/products/teenieweenies

>get these
>put them in any order that has first class shipping

I'd do it for free just for the lulz if they weren't so damn expensive

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>>32319302
Dildos with your saliva on them.

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>>32319302
Free sperm donations.

>>32319331
>getting 100 of them would cost 2.5 grand

Who knew tiny neon dongs would require deep pockets

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>>32319363
>mfw accidentally got semen on an envelope
>mfw sent it anyway

>>32319326
Then I know you'll enjoy your patches, chu~ <3

>>32319331
I didn't even know this was a thing.
>$25 a piece
lol

>>32319334
>>32319363
That's real fucking lewd. Also
>inb4 Ai is a felon

>>32319363
dat succuboi

>>32319375
5 for $25 senpai

>>32319302
the envelopes don't do much if they don't get to their destination B^)

>>32319376
WHO GOT IT YOU SON OF A BITCH

NAME THE STATE

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>>32319383
You rike succbois?
>>32319376
If it's to me I'm having your babies.
>>32319380
If you won't do sperm at least like
Get your musk on a patch

>>32319409
>musk
anon pls that's my fetish too

>>32319399
dunno, happened awhile ago

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>>32319380
Oh oh oh, write a really degrading note to include

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>>32318220
Dunno if this helps any, but it seems to be pretty well-put into a boxy design. I could try and mess around with it in GIMP if you want, but from what I've seen you've got better image editing tools than I do.

>>32319039
When they enlarged the text, it looked like they just made it a bit taller. Maybe making it both taller and wider (stretching it a bit further around) would work?

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There needs to be better Evangelion patches

>>32319532
I had thought about doing them, but after scrolling some gook sights, there's a million of them out there
And the show was trash anyway

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>>32319572
>And the show was trash anyway

Since when has that ever stopped you.

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>>32319595
filename

Jesus Fucking Christos guys

>>32319376
Mine had a drop sized stain on it

You sonuva bitch

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>>32319431
>degrading
Why do I feel a sudden surge in my lower?

>>32319438
Ideas are all welcome, if you want to strain your eyes a bit and try and give me an overall idea it's more than welcomed.
Although it's not a priority right now, we can fix it up in Jan.

>>32319464
It looked more like they used an overall different font, but it did make it more eligible. We'll wait and see how the samples come through.

>>32319651
>Why do I feel a sudden surge in my lower?

that's the auto sear tripping the disconnector

>>32319614
>berserk petch when

>>32319409
I do like succubois

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>>32319651
>Why do I feel a sudden surge in my lower?
Because some dirty part of you enjoys the thought of bullying a pathetic little anon that would actually enjoy it.

>>32319677
whenever the cucks get me an actual sample

>>32319697
thanks m8
I haven't been able to check these as frequently as I used to, hopefully they don't sell out before I get one.

>>32319718
I don't expect those to sell super quick

>>32309908
>>32309916
FUCK

>>32319750
thanks mang youre da bes

>>/pol/102819991
Right Wing Safety Squad patches when?

>>32319813
Why can't anyone crossboard link?

>>>/pol/102819991

>>32319818
Because I'm a retard

>>32319651
Yeah, I'll mess around a bit in GIMP tomorrow. If I think I get something good, I'll post it.

my subscription was mysteriously canceled automatically from crimson caravan yesterday
Should I be worried?

>>32319886
CC's store is all jacked up, I would chalk it up to that

>>32319886
He's doing some repairs on the site and inventory, I wouldn't worry about it. >>32317070

>>32319902
>I wouldn't worry about it
That's something a skinwalker would say.

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>>32319912

>>32319923
Skin gib email

>>32319968
[email protected]

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>>32309283

>>32319886
There were some problems with the go-bags so he cancelled December's Breaking Bad one. Instead he's sending out packages with the 2 Cowboy Bebop patches, the 2 BrBa patches and some other goods.

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I have a request: Can all the patch people kindly post their hands?

I want to see who has the cutest.

>>32320019
Fair enough
I hope he still does them, I think he said he was going to do STALKER stuff for February
I was looking forward to that

>>32320066
I have nasty mechanics hands
you wouldn't want to see them

>>32320066
I second this request

>>32320066
>tfw huge manly hands and feet

>>32320066
He's looking for fingerprints.

>>32320066
no you pervert

>>32311591
Where did you get that photo from?

This thread reminded me that I need to buy a giant velcro pad thingy.

I have so many patches lel

>>32320132
kek

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>>32320066
>kindly
I'm only posting because you asked nicely.

>>32320159
lol

On second that, anyone know a good amazon link for a nice one?

>>32320066
>>32320080
Thirding this request.

>>32320168
https://www.amazon.com/OneTigris-Tactical-Military-Holder-Velcro/dp/B00Y4JR3XK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1481693280&sr=8-1&keywords=velcro+mat

>>32320165
>Ai's holy touch

>>32320165
Wow the hand of a faggot.

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Mfw Die Hard patches are shipping sometime this week
Mfw by the time it gets here, it'll probably a week b4 christmas
Ho ho ho indeed

>>32320066
hands and a face

>>32320165
>ai will never rub his dick on your patch before he ships it

>>32320179
Thanks Senpai

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Scars, stains, and dryed out skin

A high of 1 degree this morning and topping out at 6 doesn't help the old skin
Especially when I have to climb a truck box

>>32320165
Ai confirmed ayy

>>32320201
anytime bby

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>>32320208

>>32320208
>that thumb

>>32320165
Would hold hands with.

>>32320208
Would not hold hands with, but I would trust you with anything DIY

>>32320242
sauce?

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>>32320165
>ai has lewd hands, is into degrading people and licks his envelopes

>>32320242
>>32320261
the black is just rubbing off the shifter since I have to grab around the shifter in order to flip the truck to high range
That and the place I fueld up at put some moly grease on their pump and it got on my hand
I have a nice big scar on the knuckle from when I cut it down to the bone and partially severed a tendon doing my friends brakes

That almost made me pass out it hurt so bad

>>32320264
Good cause I'm straight
And I feel I'm pretty good at DIY stuff

>>32320297
>Good cause I'm straight
Who said I was a guy?

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>>32320289
What exactly constitutes a lewd hand, if I may ask?

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>>32320306
>girls
>/k/

>>32320361
Arent there girls like mugi

>>32320367
I've run into exactly 1 in my life
And she wasn't interested in my

I highly doubt there are any on our tiny Cantonese film discussion meeting board

>>32320361
You are now aware your waifu is posting on /k/ as we speak. What do?

>>32320322
A lewd hand is that of a patch selling felon.

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I found a pic of Ai

>>32320466
Poor Ai, without 2hu to bully they turned on you

>>32320405
Try not to be too much of a sperg and hope it ends up something like this

>at least the liking me part ;_;

https://exhentai.org/g/729052/dfaa480a0b/

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>>32320066
R8

>>32320466
I am, contrary to popular belief, not a femboy in a japanese cartoon meant to promote homosexual agenda to the west.

>>32320518
I'd make a witty or friendly comment but
>sad panda and too lazy to do anything about it

>>32320526
I would hold your hand.

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>>32320579
>I am, contrary to popular belief, not a femboy in a japanese cartoon meant to promote homosexual agenda to the west.

Where is the proofs

>>32320579
(Reitaisai 10) [Kyokutou Koumuten (Kikunosukemaru)] GIRL Friend's 1 (Touhou Project) [

try to find that

>>32320526
if you jerked me off then I'd probably get paper cuts on my dick.

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>>32317705
Shadily stickers?

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>>32320066
Why did I just get a huge deja vu?
I swear I've been in a patch thread and there was velcro talk and someone asking about hands.
I am severely fucking confused here because it's not an exact deja vu but it feels damn close to it.

>>32320760
Hands were brought up a couple of times a while back.That and toes. Could be that's what's triggering it

>>32320855
But hands and velcro at the same time, as well as the sudden image of a big fat honking velcro square in my mind?
That's gotten uncanny.

>>32320367
>mugi
>girl
kek

>patch threads are about the same quality posting than /ak/ threads

can't you people merge patch and /ak/ thread at this point or even switching board to /a/ because of the abnormal amount of faggotry compared to any regular /k/ threads?
it would fit right in /a/ actually

>>32321549
>hey guys I don't like the kind of fun you are having pls stop

>>32321549
Weather related to anime, politics, guns or anything else, patches are a /k/ thing.
People on other boards don't want patches.
/fa/ is the closest it gets and they have there own patch threads but even that doesn't fit in with what we have here like none of them want velcro, so we keep them separate.
All the main contributors are /k/ fags so its going to stay here.