Tales from the gun counter

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Just cracked a beer.

Will be monitoring.

>>32214413
I've got my popcorn.
Go ahead.

>>32214413
Let's do it bro.

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>>32214456
>>32214462
>>32214469

Instead of the usual drunken format, I will let you decide which stories I tell first. You can pick from this list:

"Samurai Autism"
"The faggot who never misses"
".45 Stopping Power"
"ND at LGS"
"The 7mm-08 Pistol"
"Salt Clips"
".45ACP Shotgun"
"Smells like poop"
"Almost died, again"
"Do you reload?"

>>32214413
Hell yeah bring these are the best threads.

>>32214481
The faggot who never misses.

>>32214481
45 stoppin powah

>>32214481
>"Do you reload?"

>>32214481
Samurai Autism please.
Oh god I can hardly wait to see this one.

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>>32214481
Samurai Autism pls

>>32214481
Faggot who never misses, Samurai Autism, Do You Reload, and ND at LGS

>>32214492
>"The faggot who never misses."
In for this.

Just dropping in to throw my support for OP. I've seen more autism in a Sportsman's Warehouse than at a Gamestop.

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>>32214481
Samurai Autism, please and thank you.

>>32214524
>>32214509
>>32214507
THIS

Samurai Autism plz daddy

Change my vote to "Faggot who never misses." Gotta be a tasteful amount of 'tism in that one.

only decent gun store story i have
>go to gunshop
>3% sticker on door
>looking around at overpriced ar's with walmart red dots
>fat old hick comes in and tells clerk hes looking for a semi auto .22 mag
>clerk tells him nope they are rare, but you could probably hold up a whole police department with one of those
>fat hick retorts instantly "yeah tape some some of those banana mags together"
>im just standing around like is there some shootout planned i should be getting prepared for or something

then some dumbass comes in looking for an m9, gets roasted by clerk and told to buy a glock, the guy leaves. i dont frequent gun stores though so thats it.

>>32214413
I feel your pain OP I own a small pawn shop with a strong emphisis on firearms and I see it daily

>tfw saturday I had a guy walk in with a SINGLE SHOT RIFLE and didnt realize it was fucking loaded

Its a single shot? How do you not know especially when he claims he checked in the car.

>>32214413
I have an old Gen 1 TC. Love that little fucker.

>>32214584
I work for a decently large firearms retailer (we have 3 stores), and have that happen once or twice a month. Generally fudds with bolt guns.

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>>32214507
>>32214509
>>32214512
>>32214524
>>32214537

Alright getting a lot of requests for Samurai Autism first.

>busy sale day
>pic related >>32214481 walks in
>also carrying p220 with extendo mag
>drop log holster
>holster has hello-kitty stickers and charms all over it
>couldn't snap a photo of it
>get the feeling he knows I'm taking creepshots of him
>feel like I'm playing pokemon go
>samurai autism breaths heavy out of his mouth
>shuffles around shop awkwardly
>spaghetti dumps out of his pockets as he gets in people's way
>social awkwardness intensifies
>asks to see model 41 smith
>co-worker hands it to him
>he dry fires it several times
>co-worker asks him politely not to
>samurai autism unsheathes his blade and commits sudoku

>>32214584
I can't imagine how many fucking retards come into to GS's with their firearm loaded. Fuck.

>>32214608
wishing I really hadn't asked for this now
good tale nonetheless

>>32214608
-__-

>>32214608
Give us a better story than this. It's shit.

Tell us about the guy who never misses

>>32214609
I used to do it all the time, can't believe I was that stupid.

>>32214609
>>32214609
You really arent ready for pawning customers then

>Man my dad died and I dont really do guns
>can I just trade this for a PS4?

or

>woman walks in
>wants to trade gold for gun
>walks back to the counter and ask to look at a pistol
>I pick it up holding the muzzle and hand it to her
>she then grabs the gun by the muzzle like I had it and tries to aim it while saying "I dont think this is how they hold them in movies"

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I'm pretty fucking disappointed.

>>32214608
...you're not in Northern VA by any chance are you?

>>32214654
I'll say
Terrible fucking thread

>>32214634
>>>/out/

>>32214673
Shut up faggot, I'm not OP but I've seen these threads and he always delivers

Radio check

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>>32214634
>>32214635
>>32214654
ha the title was better than the story. you suffer

>listening to insane customer ranting
>going on about how a .50bmg can vaporize you
>if the bullet passes within 20ft of you
>starts telling me about this new .45acp frangible round
>pointing his finger right at my face for some reason
>explaining how it will literally take your arm off
>.45acp
>will take your arm off
>they cannot re-attach it
>another customer walks up
>wants gun smithing
>muzzle sweeps co-workers head with shotgun
>finger on trigger, safety off
>take shotgun
>check if shotgun is clear
>00 buck in the chamber

>>32214648
Nooooooo lol that would crush my soul. Fuck dude
Where do these people fuckin come from ffs

>>32214696
HOLY FUCK

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>>32214648
>"I dont think this is how they hold them in movies"

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>>32214413
>gun smith asks if I want to see something cool
>yeah
>we go into gunsmithing chamber of happening
>he shows me 7mm-08 pistol
>tells me we need to test fire it
>i volunteer
>over to the bullet trap we go
>put ears on
>"rock the hammer back"
>"put it in like that"
>"yeah hold on"
>"ok now"
>all I see is a ball of fucking fire
>BOOM
>oh shit i'm bleeding
>neat
>is my face bleeding?
>"no you're good"
>my face is bleeding too
>got some powder back on my hands and face
>will never volunteer for that shit ever again

>>32214696
Are you ever really surprised when you get swept? Literally I have people sweep me daily with guns, I use to sperg out, now I have just come to accept that my life will end with somebody pawning a unloaded raven .25 and accidentally shooting me.

Bump for unrest

>>32214413
As a fellow gun counter bro, I love these. Good to have you back anon.

>>32214481
>"The faggot who never misses"
This one.

>>32214696
>>32214741
FUCKING FUDDS

You guys need someone that checks the guns as customers walk in.

>>32214665
I am. Why?

>guy with tacd out mossberg 12g at the gunshop with bayonet on it
>with a dead serious face he says
>"my home defense gun. i use only use bird shot in it"
>"i dont want to blow the bad guy away into nothing"

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>>32214481

I remember this fucking cancer, post real stories or fuck off. Every green text ends retarded because you're a retard.

I work at a gun store as well, if anyone has questions feel free to ask. Not answering identifying questions though

>>32214782
For some reason both autismo & said gun shop looked familiar.

I won't guess any further. Good to know there are other /k/ommandos nearby.

>>32214608
jesus christ I would sodomize that woman with the force of a thousand suns and nd all over those glasses

>>32214780
Fudds also have no idea how to take care of their shit

>dude walks in decked out in camo
>yea I need to pawn my duur rifle now that season is over
>opens up (camo) gun bag
>inside lays 4 or 5 remington core-lokt bullets
>few leaves inside the bag
>gun covered in surface rust

This is 90% of the fudds I come into contact with, but maybe its just pawning people in general.

>>32214820
instead of the usual idiot story, how about a story about something good? A knowledgeable customer, or really anything that made you glad to work in a gun store.

>>32214608
>it's shit
WHAT A SURPRISE

kys OP

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>>32214741
speaking of which

>getting near closing time
>walk down isle
>customer walks up to me
>look down
>he has a gun pointed at my face
>finger on the trigger
>doesn't say anything
>one more step till grabby grab
>grab gun
>he stiffens up like he's going to retain it
>niggawtf.jpg
>beast mode the gun from him
>"what can I do for you?"
>"I need so and so for my gun"
>some shitty .32auto
>"sir you had this gun pointed at my face"
>unload his gun
>explain we don't have gay parts for shitty guns
>throw his ammo in "the bucket" as I show him the door

>>32214762
thank u anon

another one

>redneck guy with 4 super-obese pima/mexican chilluns comes in
>want to see shotties
>show him shotties
>rude as fuck
>mishandles our merch
>suddenly gets phone call from bank
>loudly cursing out banker for $10 overdraft
>people are looking
>tell him he can't be yelling obscenities in the store
>goes outside
>super obese children stand there at gun counter
>mouth-breathing intensifies
>guy comes back in minute later
>wants to see 590
>asks about some stupid ass quad rail being compatible
>give him all the info I can
>keeps asking about quad rail for 590
>becomes increasingly belligerent and rude
>he smells like poop
>why does he smell like poop? I can smell it from a distance
>what the fuck
>guy keeps asking the same question
>"Alright sir, I'll explain one more time"
>dude about flips his shit
>"NO I'LL FUCKIN' TELL YOU!"
>tell him he needs to leave
>super-obese brown children start throwing a hissy fit
>literally "HE DIN DU NUFFIN"
>escorted out
>call back later to complain
>waiting on that yelp review

>>32214696
That a Pok3r?

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>guy walks in with envelope with 10k in cash
>wants to buy some guns
>ok
>4" 686
>glock 19
>veridian
>surefire
>25 boxes of gold dots
>2k rounds of FMJ
>tells me about chem-trails

>>32214890
yes

>>32214741
Not that anon, but I became immune to it too after the muhreens. I do try to intentionally flip shit around people I know are new to guns as a lesson but if get clipped by someone else's ND I figure it's what I get for putting my self in situations where strangers can wave guns at me still.

>>32214853
that's kind of hard.There's this 20ish couple that comes in fairly often that looks like if they were any more inbred they'd be a sandwich, but theyre both super sweet and always get excited over the most plain shit that we have in stock and build AR-15s together. It's pretty cute and theyre a good couple

Also we're known as the knowledgable, helpful, nice, reasonably-priced gun store in the area so we get a lot of customers that just come in to talk and pick our brains which I really enjoy. Even some rich dudes + attorneys and stuff that bring amazing guns that I'll never be able to afford just for us to look at.

Also it's nice to be able to bring my SBR to work whenever I want and just show it around

I'll try to actually think of a story

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>>32214963
>There's this 20ish couple that comes in fairly often that looks like if they were any more inbred they'd be a sandwich

You caught me off guard, you funny prick.

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>at local gun shop on day off working at different lgs
>standing around waiting on some shit
>guy walks in
>wants base-plate for mag
>ok
>retard whips gun out from pocket
>shop guy is polite, takes mag
>asks politely for gent to put gun away now
>"WELL IT'S NOT LOADED"
>gets base plate installed
>leaves
>tell gun shop guy I know his pain
>shows me hole in cabinet where customer ND'd last week
>went through wall too
>into restaurant next door
>two cops were eating lunch

>>32215001
Hopefully the cops fucked the guy that Nded

>>32214481
still wanna hear faggot who never misses

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>>32215001
What the fuck did they do to that poor fuddy five?

>>32214963
I've got a dumb story now

>cop comes in looking for a smaller, plain-clothes gun
>wants to look at the G26
>says "my friend told me I can use my duty G17 mags in the G26"
>proceeds to reach into his belt and grab a loaded G17 mag and insert it into the G26
>tell him politely but sternly "Yeah, I'd rather you not do that" and stop him halfway

like you'd think this'd be common sense

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>guy walks into gun shop
>greet him
>immediately launches into long winded explanation of how he bought some reloading supplies 20 years ago from somewhere
>continues on for several minutes
>burb burb burb .327 weatherby bulldog
>burb hurr bur the standard deviation for bur burderbur
>derr 3003 hodgens hurr
>ten minutes later
>"DO YOU RELOAD?"
>"no sir."
>continues rambling forever

>>32215069
faggot who never misses

>standing at gun counter with co-worker
>he's gently blowing in my ear
>I have a stiffy
>customer walks in
>asks to see FNX
>show him FNX
>dude looks sketchy
>asks weird questions about FNX
>sites strange bullshit factoids about FNX .45
>immediately argumentative for no reason
>co-worker hints that he's mistaken
>guy freaks out and pulls up shirt
>shows two mag-caddies on belt
>grabs magazine off belt
>explains he "used to" own an FN
>tells us he's a master shooter and
>"I never miss."
>we're supposed to be impressed
>literal day/k/are incarnate
>suddenly bolts out of shop
>literally jogs out of shop
>what the fuck was that all about

>>32215138
No offense, my dude, but your titles are extremely misleading. You're also not a very good story teller.

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>>32215138
Did he run out like this?

>>32215138
So wait, are you the faggot?

>>32215138
I hate reloaders. I get how cheaply you can get ammo. I don't care that my manufactured shit is slightly more expensive. I don't care how much difference 5 thousandths of an inch difference in OAL makes. I don't reload. Leave me alone.

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phone calls

>hi do you have 300?
>"300 blackout? yes we do"
>no not that
>"which?"
>300
>"what, 300 win mag?"
>no
>"what caliber do you need?"
>its a savage
>"a savage in 300 win mag?"
>yes
>"yeah we have plenty of win mag"
>ok bye
>guy comes in an hour later
>buys a bunch of 300 win mag
>comes back next day
>mad at me because it doesn't work
>tell him to bring gun in from vehicle
>it's a savage chambered in 300 savage


>>32215162
I don't care I'm drunk

>>32215186
yeah reloading guys always talk at me forever about reloading, despite being warned that I know nothing about reloading. They also are the only people that seem to blow up guns

>>32214820
What's your name?

>>32215198
bet that was your fault somehow, huh?

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phone rings

>hi are you a gun shop?
>yes
>*click*

phone rings

>hi where are you located?
>on x street near y street, where did you get our phone number?
>google maps

phone rings

>whats the price on x gun
>hold on I'll check
>this much
>that's too much
>bass pro has it for less

>>32215225
absolutely my fault 100% for sure

phone rings

>do you have any 22mag
>yes
>can you hold it for me
>sorry
>bad yelp review

phone rings

>its a dog
>BARK

>>32215235

Do you have any .22?

>>32214648
>she then grabs the gun by the muzzle like I had it and tries to aim it while saying "I dont think this is how they hold them in movies"
That's called a joke, anon.

>>32215235
my favorite are the people that don't understand that we paid a certain amount for a given gun. I can't sell for less than that amount, otherwise I lose money.

What we have on our website does not reflect what we have in stock in our store. This is posted very clearly many time all over our website.

>phone rings
>hi I saw you had x on your website, I'm going to come pick that up
>we don't have that
>why not?
>what we have on our website does not reflect what we have in stock in our store
>yeah but I saw it on your website
>yes you can buy it on our website
>but I want to buy it in the store
>you can't
>can I come down there and buy it from your website on your computer in the store?
>yes

later

>phone rings
>hi I saw you had x on your website, do you have that in stock?
>no
>but your website says you have it
>we only have it on our website

later

>phone rings
>I know what you have on our website does not reflect what we have in stock in our store
>but do you have x from your website in store

>>32214696
my dad almost killed me that way, wanting to impress a neighbor while bragging about gun safety, as he was trying to unload neighbor's old shitty rusty one shot jammed carbine
>"OKAY NOW SINCE IT'S LOADED LET'S POINT THE GUN AWAY WHERE IT'S SAFE"
>turn around with the gun in hands and finger on the trigger
>muzzle sweep my face while proceeding
>I bend away matrix style
>negligent discharge occurs
>round passes inches from my head
I've never insulted someone that hard
fucking degenerate

The worst part : the neighbor was impressed by the size of the hole in some plywood.

Oh and I discovered later the gun had been "found" by said neighbor

Said neighbor also found a crate of 1500 rounds of 7.62 ammo in what obviously looked like a dead drop for criminals/terrorists and sold it to other shady people.

I don't live in the USA and guns are strictly regulated here.

fml senpai desu

>>32214413
Your back! I missed you!

>>32215300
Your father's a fucking piece of shit.

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>>32215310

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>>32215297
You know you should update that website anon

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>>32215300
damn thats crazy as fuck

>>32215310
thank u

>phone rings
>hi do you have any rugers?
>yes
>thanks
>*click*

later, the usual happens

>guy wants to buy gun
>get his ID and start explaining 4473
>rudely interrupts me
>tells me he's done this many times
>makes mistakes on 4473 (abbreviations, etc.)
>point out his mistakes
>grab another form
>start to explain 4473 again

later

>chinese guy complains his gun is dirty from firing it

>>32215361
>chinese guy complains his gun is dirty from firing it
Lol they invented blackpowder they should know it dirty things

pretty shitty thread. I AM HIGHLY DISPLEASED.

I stopped by the gun store a few days ago and there was a comically good-looking girl at the counter. I was trying not to be a creep, so I didn't get too close, but it seemed like the guy behind the counter was helping her disassemble/re-assemble her handgun.

>>32215408
>they invented blackpowder
I wish I still had the screencap about the /r9/k/ommando creeping out a Chinese girl. Someone has to have it.

>>32215361
Is this a trap??

>>32215447
"you miss 100% of the shots you dont take"
- Jesus Christ

>>32215460
Dammit. I knew I should have gone to church. Thanks, Jesus.

>>32215297
Perhaps you shouldn't put shit on your website that you don't actually have.

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>chinese guy buys expensive AR and optic
>we laser bore sight it
>takes it to range
>shoots tight group a few inches off center
>says gun is inaccurate
>try to explain zeroing a rifle
>sells gun because it was "inaccurate"

later

>phone rings
>hi how much for range time
>we don't have a range
>your website says you do
>no, it doesn't
>dead air
>we don't have a range
>*click*
>bad yelp review

later

>scare the shit out of FEDEX guy with FAL by accident

later

>>32215429
honestly, during the week I always think "holy shit, that just happened. I'm gonna post it on /k/ for sure." but so much crazy shit happens I forget all of it. it becomes one giant blur. then I get drunk. If I have another drink maybe I'll remember some actually good stories.

>>32215459
major motoko kusanagi is not an trap

>>32215459
even better, its a robot

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>>32215361
>chinese guy complains his gun is dirty from firing it

I've had that multiple times \

story
>working gun show
>dindu comes to table checking stuff out
>dressed like an early 2000s hip hop music video extra
>picks up .40 cal extend glock mag
>picks up four to buy
>his gf is like "babe"
>"babe" intensifies
>WUT
> "you aint got a glock"
> " o you right"
>proceeds to put down glock mags and picks up 5 hexmags and buy them and leaves
>i was hoping he was baked or something and not that stupid, but he seemed totally sober

>>32214857
I'm incredibly jealous you got to meet gun Jesus himself

>>32215325
Maybe he missed anon's back. Ever think of that Guts?

>>32215459
>Not knowing what Ghost in The Shell is

No, she's a cyborg.

>>32215505
Noone has said trap in this thread yet.

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>>32215476
>scare the shit out of FEDEX guy with FAL by acciden

go on...

>>32215473
I would assume that you can order said things through the website and have them shipped to you, but that they don't always have them at the storefront.

>>32215344
This. You're getting shitty phone calls because people don't want to drive across town to see if you have a specific gun in stock. You could save them and you some time by updating your website on occasion.

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>>32215505
No, she's a loli.

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>>32215499
Not as much as Donovan is missing Guts' back, if you know what I'm saying.

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>>32215555
FUCKING SIX YEARS ON 4CHAN AND THESE ARE MY FIRST QUADS

>>32215533
Then they should make that more clear. Something next to the picture that says "online only" would be logical, but hey, I'm not the Web master, I'm just some fudd. What do I know next to these master operators at the local backwater pawn n gun?

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>>32215525
sometimes we get fedex or UPS walk in a shipping entrance while we're back there pointing scary guns around and general fucking around

>>32215535
Our website has products that ship directly from distributors. Updating a website to reflect the stock of a retail store is a fucking nightmare beyond your comprehension. Some stores may have a system for doing this with approximate quantities on handguns, but setting this up can be costly and a waste of fucking time

speaking of lazy fucks on the phone, people are more lazy in person. pro tip, if you go to a gun shop, look for a holster by yourself. You do not need help finding a holster. The holsters are clearly labled with which guns they fit. Don't pull your own gun out suddenly to try a holster out, maybe ask a guy at the counter to use one from the case first.

>guy walks into shop
>hi I need a holster for x
>holsters are right over yonder
>can you help me
>fuck ok
>stare at holster packages while idiot stands there doing nothing
>read each package
>find him a holster
>doesn't like this one
>repeat until no more options
>listen to complaining
>rinse and repeat, this will happen 25 times more today

>>32214413
Good god its been too long

>>32215579
They probably aren't so much "online only" as "online always" kind of like how the Cabela's Gun Library lists guns from stores other than the one you're searching.

>>32215579
We do have many warnings about online stock not reflecting in-store products, and "online only" etc stamped everywhere.

>>32215297
Pshh yeah, everyone else is the asshole.
Fuck you and your dumb website.

>>32215585
Lol
>I'm too cool to do my job as a wage slave at the local pawn n gun

I mean, really? It's literally what you get paid for. I get it, people suck, but that's the reason I don't have a retail gig. If helping dummies read the packaging is what you dread, maybe get another job?

Not LGS but a situation I found my self in

>Start college at a large Midwestern college with a large foreign student population
>Join trap and skeet club, mostly good ol boys and girls, a few other city folks and one autistic guy who later got expelled for nearly burning down a building with dorm room chemistry. (He was likely a /k/ommando, I've got a story about him)
>And the Chinese. Every fall these straight off the boat mother fuckers swarmed the club for two months before it got cold because "lol guns america"
>End up giving rides and helping new shooters for a year and a half because I was older than everyone
>So we're now giving about ten minutes of instruction and a loaded shot gun to rich chinese kids who've never shot before
>This is why everyone spends the fall inside bullshitting not shooting, I figure out later
>Anyway, because there was an 'incident' the professor running it made all the Chink girls prove they could even hold the shotgun up. A lot couldn't
>Get real accustomed to nearly dying every time I go shoot trap. Only the people's republic's finest even figure out the concept of trying to hit the clay, instead of yelling pull and firing in the same instant
>Saw a girl fire a shot, squeal and throw the gat like it bit her
>Motherfuckers not understand muzzle awareness, loading one round at a time, or the relation between the two
>Develop a system where a game couldn't start with out two Americans,so we could be no more than five feet from a potential ND at anytime
>Start ripping guns from Xaio Ping's hands at least twice a week and getting them kicked out because they would laugh about it
>Give up after I nearly get my foot shredded by an ND and just get drunk and watch football instead

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Typical day:

>phone rings before we open
>what time do you open?
>in 30 minutes
>can you open early I need to come by before work to buy some stuff
>no
>bad yelp review

later

>customer will suddenly pull out loaded gun and muzzle sweep me
>customer will become upset when told not to do that
>customer will leave bad yelp review

later

>can't price-match cabella's
>bad yelp review

>>32215654
I do have another job, if you don't like reading stories about working retail, maybe get a different thread.

>>32215585
Use volusion faggot
Its what the company I worked for uses

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>>32215654
oh and fuck you it isn't a pawn shop. I would sooner hurl myself off a bridge then work at a pawn shop.

>>32215699
1. I'm not the web admin
2. It isn't my website
3. I have no control over any decision related to our website
4. No

>>32215720
You sound like you are very pleasant to deal with.

>>32215317
Another story ?

>Dad used to be a cat person but now hates cats with a passion because they eat birds he builds wooden nests for.
>dad finds dead mangled birds in the garden
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE.pepe
>dad sits at the window with his .22 bolt action loaded waiting for a cat to avenge birdy
>think he'll get over it and be back to drinking
>think wrong
>neighbor's cat come in licking its pawns
>PAW
>house is built on the side of a hill, main road and other houses are technically above ours, dad shot upward
>shot the cat directly in the mouth, bullet passed through the skull and went away
>DAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???
>I rapidly assess general bullet trajectory after confirming KIA kitty
>i don't even have time to think about how I'm gonna avoid neighbor noticing his cat is dead
>general trajectory of bullet points at neighbor's house where his children are currently playing
>I hear a child crying
>heart goes full stoppage then 300bpm in a microsecond
>I jump out of the house and run 200 feet away towards neighbor's house
>ohshitohshitohshit
>turns out 7 years old neighbor's kid was playing with some baloon just gently throwing it in the air like a good boy
>bullet hit the baloon mid air and bbbbllllffffrrpppflfllp'd it.
>kiddie was crying after his baloon
>I ask kid if he's okay, check him for any possible trace of injury like fragments or something, and promise him I will bring him a new balloon
>On my way back out of curiosity I check dad's loaded ammo
>CCI stinger hollow points
>WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT ???

Later that day I gave away my precious quality made football (soccer ball for you burgers) to the neighbor's kid who was very happy about it, then played a bit with him

It was 15 years ago and I still did not told him why I did that on that day.

>tfw no face

>>32215579

You would think that putting a nice big "ONLINE ONLY, ITEM NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES" on the page would work, BUT IT FUCKING DOESN'T. Jesus fuck, I work for Home Depot, and we do this. We carry a lot more shit online than we do in the stores, and the online only stuff is very clearly marked. That doesn't stop people calling my store at least 2-3 times a day asking if we have those items. I legitimately get REGULAR calls where a person's exact works are "It says on your website that this item is only available online, but I wanted to call and see if maybe you had it in your store."

Fuck this thread sucks ass
It's just this guy bitching about working retail
>durr the worst part about working in a gunstore is I have to do things that are part of working in a gun store
Holy crap. Maybe I have rose tinted glasses but these threads used to actually be funny and have good advice.
2/10 I waited for this thread to improve.
/k/ is not your blog to bitch and moan about having a job you don't like

>>32215730
I am very pleasant to deal with. You're the exact asshole who this thread is dedicated to.

I pamper you by finding a holster for you ten minutes past closing time, after you reject all the holsters I write the name of several companies I use personally for custom holster work. I give you discounts on other stuff and free beretta swag. And then you leave a bad yelp review because you're a faggot.

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>>32215746
Yes it is. This entire website is pure cancer

>>32215746
this
Fuck this shit I'm out

>>32215759
>>32215766
yes please leave, reddit has much better discussions and community

>>32215746
I agree.
Disappointed in this thread.
The fake stories here aren't even entertaining.
>>32215733
this was the only good one.
p.s. quit bitching about having a job. Not all of us do

>>32215766
samefag

>>32215733
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Your father is a danger to society, but he's right about cats.

>>32215671
my university has a lot of chinese grad students in the engineering college because they pay shit and the professors are largely second rate so US students aren't overly interested in doing a phd with them.

anyway, fob chinks are extremely off putting. talking to them feels like talking to a dog. you'll look at them, they'll look at you, but you can see that nothing you are saying is getting through to them. they also find this necessity to try everything, be good at nothing, and not even attempt to do it properly. it doesn't help that they have almost no manners nor are they interested in learning any. even ones that are here for years won't say anything if you sneeze, and if you say "bless you" when they sneeze they pretend not to hear it.

this is why chinese tourists are considered among the worst in the world. they have no manners, they don't care if what they are doing is allowed or not, and they must try everything and cram in everywhere.

>>32215747
Your job is to help customers asspipe. You don't like it? Do something else.
Quit bitching like a little child and do your fucking job
Not everyone is blessed with your god level holster knowledge. SO it seems pretty natural that people would ask to try a whole bunch.
I will say that making you stay past closing is a dick move, but you chose that job.
Fuck off
1/10 you baited me into replying

>>32214948
>tells me about chemtrails
I've read about a rich conspiracy theorist being one of a shop's best customers before, are you the same guy?

>>32215775
Hey retard

>>32214413 and >>32215733 aren't the same guy, you faggot.

>>32215746
this.
>>32215747
fuck this guy is a raging asshole
wow. I hope your business fails prick

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Not OP but I thought of a funny one from the shop I work at. I'll briefly preface this story by giving some context. I work in a shop that has a predominantly older, white, upper class, clientele in a wealthier area outside a major US city.
>young basketball american walks in
> everyone's radar goes off a bit
>makes beeline for gun counter
>ask what I can help him with
>he wants to buy a handgun
>adds that he just got his Georgia carry permit
>we're not in Georgia
>immediately follows that with, and I quote:
"I'm lookin' fo' a gun that I can pop off a buncha of rounds inside a house real quick with some accuracy"
>whatdidyousayniqqa.png
>ask what state he has his driver's license in
>"ma license outta Detroit"
>we're not in Michgan
>I can't sell you a handgun sir
>points at LMT AR
>"ok lemme get dat rifle"
>I'm not selling you a rifle
>"aight what can I buy den?"
>I make it clear I'm not selling him anything
>fine negro gentleman leaves
>gunsmith walks in 5 minutes later
>says he just watched 2 melanin-enriched gentlemen throw garbage into our parking lot out their car window
>tfw when you don't let gangbangers buy anything

Another favorite of mine that happens at least 1x/month.
>I need some powder
>ok what kind
>just powder anything is fine
>thatsnothowitworks.gif
>I'm not selling you powder
>here's a reloading manual instead

I shouldn't be surprised that people are this dumb, I just wonder how they got that far without having the slightest clue as to what they might need, given that they are making a controlled explosion that will be going off next to/in front of their face.

Walk into LGS

>Oh, hi Anon. What can I do for you?

My AR is having issues. Can you take a look?

>Sure, bring it in
>*Puts on bench*
>Hmm, can't seem to reproduce, but you ought to try X, Y, and Z. And bring it back if you have issues

Those are good suggestions. Also in the market for new stuff. Got anything interesting?

>Shows SCAR
>Shows crazy .300 Win Mag
>Shows cool accessories for AR

End up buying a new lower at a good price. No mention of politics, didn't try to force crap on me, and made me feel like they valued my business. Am I just going to the wrong gun store?

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>>32215235
>mfw

>visit gun store thread
>hope for some funny/scary/cringey stories
>instead get to here constant bitching from people that work in retail
Fuck. This was the only good looking thread in the catalogue too.

>>32215802
>Chemtrails
>Conspiracy
pick one

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>be polite to customers even when they put your life in danger
>bend over backwards all day for rude assholes
>generously extend discounted prices to cranky fuckfaces on a regular basis
>spend hours educating customers
>get paid less than enough to live
>relate humourus anecdotes about the daily toil
>get shit on and blamed by little cancerous faggots about it >>32215794

>>32215806
You're samefagging too hard, it's too obvious

>>32215810
haha bro don't you realize you're the asshole? don't complain about anything or you're automatically wrong. having a sense of humor makes you an ingrate.

just kidding

>jamal walks in with potleaf shirt on
>wants to buy a gun
>no
>why not mane
>your shirt
>shiiiiiieeeeeeet
>lights up roach in the parking lot[

>>32215828
>Am I just going to the wrong gun store?
you probably literally went to my store

>>32215585
how about ask him what gun he has and point him to the 5 or 6 that fit it and give him your opinion on which is the best one - that's all he wants. It's your fucking job. If it happens so often you should have it down to a science.

>>32215575
GG Anon, I'll be proud of them for you too
I just finished a major paper, let's hope they bring both of us luck

>>32215845
Your only basis is a law that predicts what weapons we might have in the future. Try again.

>>32215778
Giddy put your name back on

>>32215854
Yeah, I do that every single time. I do my job, faggot. I know it's really hard to understand but, try not to take everything 100% literally you read on the internet.

>>32214789
Isn't high-velocity bird shot a good defense round, though?

>>32215850
What city's your store?

>>32215654

>Ha ha, I'm a neet who's never worked a day in his life, and doesn't know what doing retail work even is! I've never had someone ask me to do something ridiculous and have my boss enforce it, oh no! That only happens to WAGIES, ahahah! MOMMIE GET ME TENDIES!!!!

>>32215741
Yeah, but think about how many calls you'd get if you didn't have it listed as online only?

Lol

That shit is why I never worked retail. I see how stupid the majority of people are, no way will I ever let that be my job day in day out.

>>32215865
Thanks, anon. Feels good man.

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>>32215898
>no way I would ever let that by my job
I have some news for you about how life works

>>32215866
Looks like the future is here pussy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_xN7EtTp6E

>>32215086
>>32215086
that is a dumb story. fucking pussy, its not like he racked the slide. and hes a fucking cop not a mumbatu

>>32215850
>the butthurt level is through the roof
Don't be a bitch and we won't call you out
Jesus. You don't deserve special treatment for selling guns
Your just like any other salesperson

>>32215086
To be fair I don't think a cop is going to rob/shoot you.

Well unless you're black.

Yeah, because being a cop automatically gets you smart-boy points.

>working at gun counter in a farm store
>slow as shit
>all of the sudden a fucking hawk flies by and starts freaking out running into the lights
>proceed to watch a group of 3 managers attempt to capture it with a blanket until they give up and call a department of natural resources guy to come in and catch it

very seldom does something interesting happen where I work

>>32215850
not an argument
So because you do what you are paid to do, you are entitled to bitch about it onth e internet?
I fail to see anything humorous here, just you railing on customers you were PAID to help as a part of your JOB with you willingly took.

>>32215297
>>I know what you have on our website does not reflect what we have in stock in our store
>>but do you have x from your website in store
that's a perfectly reasonable question

>>32215784
>this is why chinese tourists are considered among the worst in the world.
I thought it was because the Louvre had to put up a sign telling them not to piss on the floor?

>>32215959
Careful or he'll freak out at you for raising legitimate concerns
>>32215297
This is the laziest thing I have ever seen posted here
No fucking wonder you have so many customers calling you.
>can I come down there and buy it from your website on your computer in the store?
>yes
THAT right there should tell you there is a problem

>>32215784
>Talking to a dog

Mind blowing how accurate this is. Koreans are generally bros, but Chinese have no concept of consequences. The only ones I got along with were the ones that insisted on being called by their chosen English name. I get why one of my buddies got offended when I called him by his real name in front of people.

>>32215949
>complaining about people complaining on a Burundi nipple-hair weaving forum, for free

>>32215881
Turkey loads, yeah. But just put 00 in your shotgun man. Seriously. Just put the buckshot in. At least some #4 buckshot .

>>32215897
Lol no, I just learned a skill that pays my bills, so I'm not stuck jumping at every whim of the random people coming through a door.

Nice try though, guess part of the reason you work retail is because you are terrible at reading people.

>>32215979
Lol. You got me.
Are you the guy that keeps calling this site all sorts of weird things?
You are fucking everywhere
Somehow more prolific than hunter 3-1

>>32215913
Lol

I'm 28. I know how life works, boyo; I'm winning at it.

>>32215949
Just because he's paid to do a job doesn't mean he has to take it in the ass from retards, even if they are "customers".

>>32215850
>>32215720
>>32215585
>>32215687
>>32215733
I'm calling right fucking now,
this faggot is Hunter 3-1 Actual shitposting as a gun store employee.
Turn your name back on so we can filter you!

>>32215297
Sounds like shopdunns.com

>>32214665
>model 41
Fairfax county?

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>>32215949
I'm entitled to bitch about what I get paid to do on the internet because I'm an American, faggit.

>>32215970
People love to blame me for things I have no control over. Let me introduce you to the world of manager's policy

>>32215994
you need to lurk more friend

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>>32216013
>Hunter 3-1 Actual
So Hunter 2-1 Actual has graduated from demented cawadewdee noguns to idiotic fud store owner? Grand.

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>>32216049
you have no idea

ITT: fake stories and people bitching about having jobs
No need to read this thread guys, there is no point

>>32216064
You sure that's not one of those trolls pretending to be him? That looks like a troll post; nobody can legit be that dumb.

>>32215962
Yeah and because Egypt had to put a wall of glass to separate tourists and priceless ancient walls with hieroglyphs because chink tourists thought it'd be cool to inscribe and CARVE their names on those walls.
And idiots trying to bring souvenirs back home by carving pieces of from the monuments.

>>32216028
>Entitled
You aren't entitled to anything you millenial faggot.

>>32216064
Well, at least his spelling and grammar have gotten better. I guess he finally passed 3rd grade.

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>>32216087
I have a whole folder.
The actual Hunter 3-1 isn't that bad, but the people that pretend to be him (in order to troll him) are pretty god damn cringey
But it could all just be 1 guy

>>32215841
Fucking lol

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>>32216087
>>32216102
Don't worry it gets much MUCH WORSE

>>32215198
to be honest, thats your fault for being a retard not knowing about the .300 savage caliber and not connecting the dots when he told you his gun make was a savage. and im guessing he probably asked you for a 300 savage but you were too retarded to know what it was so you just asked him if he meant 300 blackout.

>>32216129
really weak bait

>>32215671
>>32215784
Holy shit the fob stories.
Wait, I work at the gun counter...I can contribute!
But nothing really happens in my store, every now and then a pack of tourists fresh off the plane will walk by ogling the merch, had some hajis ask about a shotgun for deer today and that was the high water mark for me.

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>>32216049
>>32216064
>>32216087
>>32216102
>>32216107
>>32216124
You newfags realize hunter 3-1 is basically a meme now right?
ENTIRE THREADS have devolved into hunter posting.
This isn't new.
Strangely enough. hunter seems to hate becoming a meme. He spammed out 3 threads bitching about it

>>32216124
god that thread was legendary

>>32215162
Hello newfag, these stories are about retards who do retarded things, you're probably mad cuz you're in one

>>32215994
>he doesn't realize this is an sentinalese beadwork site

>>32216137
>im a millenial and only know about calibers invented during my lifetime so therefore its unreasonable for people to expect me to know other well known calibers made before my time

>>32216149
I thought we discussed ancient-Lesothoan medical technique. I must be on the wrong board again.

>>32216145
Those hunter army threads were fucking awesome.
There'd be like 15 posters and like 150 Hunters (and hunter variations) trolling 1 fucking autist
You guys should try it sometime

>>32214741
Never. I work at the counter of an Academy Sports and while people bringing in their own guns is a rarity, the amount of times a person has swept me or their child after I handed them a handgun has burned away any fucks I had left to give.

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>>32215361
>do you have any Rugers?
>yes
>thanks
>*click*

Great thread guys, way to go!

>>32215923
Cops are the worst offenders for NDs.
People who don't know anything who think they know everything.

>>32216181
Hey, how you doing?

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>>32216145
Tfw I sleep through every fucking Hunter thread

>>32216199
What the fuck?
Already?
Just stop or you will regret it

>>32216181
>>32216199
>>32216212
Quit pretending to be me or I'll tell on you me

>>32216212
No need to get angry buddy. You won't fool anybody.

I'm outta here lmao

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>>32215671
I understand your situation, but with people from this country.

>Be in a large southern college
>They open a new Trap club
>I go to the first meeting, and I'm greeted with 2 normal looking people and a sea of Mossey Oak©.
>Every single one of these fudds were bullshitting each other with talk of, "I shoot duck every year this'll be easy"
>First time going to range after all the safety instructions
>Me and the other normal people pull out break actions or long barreled shotguns
>mfw all the fudds pull out beat to hell pump actions with 18 inch barrels
>mfw most of the shotguns haven't been cleaned since they were pulled out of the box and wouldn't chamber a round.
>mfw all of them got mad when they shot single digit scores

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>>32216181
>>32216199
>>32216212
>>32216219
>"This is a Samefag"
>"And this is a Samefag that has gone beyond a Samefag"
>"AND THIS, IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND"
>"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>32214820
How do I get a good deal.

My only esperience was a fail at a clearly older .30-30 winchester model 94 which i talked down from $900 to $450.

There's also a CZ-75B at that shop and i want it more than anything. the asking price is $500+ ish

>>32216199
>>32216219
Fucking pricks. Why won't you just leave me the fuck alone.
Fucking god>>32216233 You can smoke my pole.
I posted 1 thing in this thread and you pretenders ganged up on me again.
>>32216124
>>32216107
>>32216064
>>32216141
You kids take things WAY too seriously.
You have to screencap things I say now???
Way to take it to the butt
>>32216233
bait/10

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>>32215084

is your fucking file called conSern?

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>>32216262
lot of fucking namefagging and false flagging going on here m8

>>32216260
>>32216262
>>32216283
Samefag
DO you think we are stupid?

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>>32216283

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>>32216290

You kids ruined another thread.
Way to go.
And now the Hunter Troll Army is assembling again
>>32216283
>>32216290
>>32216291
>>32216299
>>32216299
This level of samefagging cannot stand

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>>32214857
please tell me that you took a closer look

>praise the kube that he walks among us mere mortals

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>>32216304
fuck off lad

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>>32216304

>>32216316
Agreed.
Fuck off kid
lets get back to gun store tales
>>32216320
Not something to be laughing about prick

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OP here, fully embracing the high quality Hunter 3-1 Actual meme

>>32214851

>pawn people

Wellp, there's yer problem

>>32216364
Stop copying me fucker

>>32216364
No.
I am not a fucking Milhouse tier meme
You will take me fucking seriously or you will suffer
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL WIND YOU AND YOU WILL REGRET THIS
>>32216384
quit it

>>32215810
you racist fuckwad. you had no right to deny them that sale, that was discrimination at its finest.

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Get ready to shitpost, fags

>>32216394
NO!
THIS IS A GUN STORE THREAD
KNOCK IT OFF

>>32215585
>Updating a website to reflect the stock of a retail store is a fucking nightmare beyond your comprehension
>current year

You've got to be kidding me

Let me guess, you're a white male!

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>>32216388
>>32216384
>>32216324
>>32216414

Stop posting.

>>32216441
Yeah! You need to quit pretending to do that me
OR I'll tell on me

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>>32215784
At my college it's the same thing, but with Turks.

They get fucking confrontational as shit, too. I once wrote a paper on the Armenian Genocide for one of my history classes, because my great-grandfather was a survivor of it. After class, three of the fucking sand-niggers try to gang up on me in the parking lot for "lying about their people" in my presentation on said paper.

Fuckers scattered when the fucking parking cop drove by, of all things. I didn't even get to think about drawing my weapon. Shame about that, really.

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>>32214608
stop

>>32215927
>>32215923

Found the boot lickers.

>>32215575
jesus christ, you are such a faggot

Before this thread devolves into another casualty of the hunter war, I just want to thank everyone for their contributions.
Hunter 3-1 Actual (AND YOU FAGGOTS THAT CO-POST WITH HIM)
Go burn in hell.
Seriously fuck all of you. You have fucking laid waste to every thread you are in.
You are now a part of board culture. A despicable fucking cancer meme that refuses to die
That is your legacy Hunter, hope you are happy

>>32215585
you are confirming my theory that every gun shop has at lease one employee with autism.

>>32216013
Hi I'm not OP, not american, and my shitty blog greentext about my irresponsible dad had nothing to do with this shitty thread in the first place. Just thought I'd share it for shit and giggles.
Don't like it ? Don't read it. Simple as that.
You sir have a nice day

>>32216506
Ive been lurking for a bit and came from /o/. Fucking hell all these boards or ruined. These shit is like the shitposting on o about gtr vs corvette and alphonse and frostbyte. God I hate 4chan. The ride never ends.

>>32216480
I'm just disappointed that I wasted a divine blessing from Kek on such a shitty pun

>>32216506
>this is your legacy hunter
Legend has it he was a faggot made COMPLETELY of shit

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>>32215845
>conspiracy means fake

>>32216532
Fair enough. Still cancer
>>32216540
Thank hunter 3-1 actual for that.
That fucking meme poster.
>>32216556
This is now a Hunter 3-1 Actual thread.
Bash hunter until he rage quits life

>>32216242
Screw it, no one asked, I'm telling the story of the /k/ommando anyway, even if this now a Hunter 3-1 thread

>Meet the one guy at the club with out a camo cap who prefers trap to skeet, start talking to him
>Seems a bit out going but what do I give a fuck, starting shooting with him
>Start beating him reliably after a week of practice, despite his claims to shoot all the time
>Week three, "Hey anon, wanna see something cool?"
>Nigga walks out with a cheap nylon bandolier filled with shells he had preloaded in his shitty civic
>Red flags, but he still talks normalish
>Overcast day, he still doesn't take off his matrix sunglasses
>Weather turns cold, he starts wearing a leather duster
>Stop hanging with him
>He disappears, no big
>Four months later be bs'ing around the coffee machine, 'sperg comes up
>"Oh, he got expelled"
>For grades?
>Nah, setting off thermite in the dorms
>lolfuckingwat
>He wanted to destroy some old hard drives
>So made thermite in his room, piled the HDs in the (shared) kitchen sink, and let 'er rip
>Thermite burns through the HDs, through the sink, through the pipes and almost through the floor into the insulation (Which would of burned the whole place down)
>Insta-expelled
>Start to say, "But what would he want to destroy?"
>Get half way through asking when I realize
>Oh
>Oh no
>Make eye contact with someone across the room realizing the same thing.
>Never mention it again and go back to talking about murder weapons that end up in pawn shops

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>>32216566
I'm here for that!
He seems to be "at war" with another autist named SOGfag
They wrecked a few KTG threads a few weeks ago

>>32214608
That is the witcher wolf symbol on her glasses thing

>>32216506
>>32216556
>>32216566
>>32216576
I don't need a fucking thread. I want gun store stories. DOn't make me fucking trace your asses.
>>32216587
Really? You screencapped another thread? You kids ruin everything

>>32216587
kek
I want in n hunter bashing!

>>32215810
are you in chanhassen?

>>32215914
Wouldn't it be easier to pollute the water supply that to use airborne agents?

this thread is cool and all but it needs more cock, like miles of cock. I just can't get enough!!

mmmmmmmm cock

>>32215671
This sounds a lot like U of I. Was it U of I?

>>32216576
What do you think was on those hard drives?

>>32215733
>tfw you are smarter than your dad

must have got it from yo mama

>>32216706
Fuck off imposter, these are my cocks

>>32214413

People probally call you a lier maybe because you would add extra shit like handling police service dogs and jacking off alone in the back or getting high on Hopps 9 for 30 minutes when people are still in the store or something.

Test

>>32216745
you think you're Hunter the cock commander you charlatan?

open your ass at once and I'll tap it like it was a keg at a frat party

>>32215850
>>be polite to customers even when they put your life in danger
>>bend over backwards all day for rude assholes
>>generously extend discounted prices to cranky fuckfaces on a regular basis
>>spend hours educating customers
>>get paid less than enough to live
>>relate humourus anecdotes about the daily toil
>>get shit on and blamed by little cancerous faggots about it
That sounds like retail. Would not recommend.

>>32216392
I don't think you read the story. Dealers have the right to refuse sale to anyone who raises suspicion. I'd say that guy gave plenty. Back to /pol/ with your cries of racism you libcuck

>>32216786
your's is low lil bitch ass nigga

>>32216712
Ya know it bud

>>32216729
Based on the uhh.. "profile" of the guy, it was CP

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>>32216788
I am Hunter 3-1 Actual

>>32216788
checked

>>32216813
Just because you can copy/paste a name doesn't make you the actual Hunter 3-1 Actual.

>>32216626
No. A bit further southeast.

>>32216818
won't the real Hunter please stand up

please stand up

please stand up

>>32216745
>>32216788
>>32216807
>>32216813
>>32216829


Wait, which one of you is the real one?

>>32216834
like southeast of chanhassen or another state?

If you work at stock and barrel imma suck that dick namsayin????

>>32216844
I am

also checked

>>32216852
Another state.

>>32216870
Why aren't you Hunter 3-1 Actual?

>>32216860
Hey, are you the same Hunter 3-1 Actual as >>32216852
?

>>32216885
We are all that Hunter 3-1 Actual

>>32214648
I work in a pawnshop

>see this car pull up music blasting
>3 nigkids jump out
>one is holding an AR
>mag in looks loaded
>oh shit.jpg robbery
>grip my pistol under desk ready for shootout
>nignogs bonce off door
>I don't buzz them in
>they fight with the door for a bit
>they get back into their Car
>finally they call the store phone and explain how one of them is trying to get a loan on his gun
>I tell them they have to bring the gun in case or with the bolt removed
>they say "I don't know how to take out the bolt"
>I tell them to bring it in with a case
>say they don't have a case
> they drive away

Deal with that kinda shit regularly

>>32215671
I work at a midwest range in a city with a massive foreign population because of the school. Most of the asians that come in, especially the Chinese kids, are the ones that take to the instructions I give rather quickly. You have the one or two that like to try and carry the gun around the range but once you correct they they generally don't do it again.

Arabs, Indians, Pakistanis, and Africans are 100% soup sandwich. These fucking kids listen to you say a thing, and then honestly try to do it and totally fuck it up no matter how many times you instruct them. You teach them a basic isosceles stance and they can't replicate it at all. Teach them to hold a rifle and they wind up holding it out without touching the stock, no comprehending that the stock touches your shoulder no matter HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES YOU TELL THEM. And their English is usually really good! I don't fucking get it!

>>32214608
>reeeee plz dont dry fire the weapons you can find out how the trigger pull and travel and reset is after you buy it youre gonna wear it out and break it

i hope your shit burns down with you in it

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>>32216262
the butthurt is real

>>32216804
Hey, I'm at UIUC. >>32216971

>>32215282

Thats fine, I'm not gonna let you cuck me for your bad negotiation though.

>>32216734
I mean, I guess it could happen but it would be rare. Most kids learn their sense of responsibility, especially gun safety, from their dads if it's a normal family situation. So to have a son who's so obviously much more responsible than their father seems a bit odd.

In other words, I can't see a guy who would shoot a neighbor's cat in the mouth with .22 hollow points uphill towards their house and almost killing their kid raising a responsible son who's all about gun safety.

Could happen, but...

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>>32216606
trace me, daddy

>>32216988
Ayy, that new place up by the airfield?

>>32216885
yes

>>32215746
This so hard.

>>32216872
>>32216885
>>32216936
Hey what did I miss>>32216971
>>32216966
>>32216870
>>32216872
>>>
>Hunter 3-1 Actual 12/04/16(Sun)22:45:32 No.322
>>32216860
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>>32216096
So people aren't entitled to own assault rifles right? Something something rights are earned we Starship Troopers now

>>32214413
>Over the past few years
how does since last year qualify as over the past few years

>>32216966
>>mag in looks loaded

things that never happened

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>>32216813
Kek

>>32215947
sounds like a dream desu

>>32217123
yada yada tree of liberty blah blah second amendment protects the other amendments blaaaargh

>>32216860
>>32216844
I am the real Hunter

>>32216049
Classic

>>32215084
It looks like some shitass cerakote job and a threaded barrel.

>>32217123
>we Starship Troopers now
I wish.