/k/ Secret Santa 2016

>>32207111
Old thread >>32172097

ALSO, "Venom Actual" you need to email me, the email you put down on the google from isn't working.

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bumping with our lord and savior

bamp

Me on Dec 25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05P_A8fjEAo

>>32207111

>All the other Brackets have been emailed out except for Canadian and Non-North American pairings for Bracket $25-30, I'll get you guys taken care of tomorrow too.

b-but I haven't gotten an email and I'm norther american $25-$30

Whoever gets me better send me ammo and .mil field manuals

>>32207193
I hope to God I get ammo. Or guns. I'll take guns. Lots of guns. Enough guns to be buried in.

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>>32207247
TOO BAD

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>>32207181
I spoke a bit too soon, I still have a a few folks left in the $25-30 Bracket, sorry. I have to wake up for work in about 5 hours so I'm going to bed. I'll get everyone else paired up tomorrow.

ALSO, I've reopened the submission form so if you didn't get a chance to join the 2016 Secret Santa, this is your last opportunity!

You have until Sunday at 7pm Eastern to join Bracket $25-30 or above, all the lower brackets are already paired. The signup form link can be found in the pastebin link below.

>http://pastebin.com/tvLnZLHN

>>32207303
Goodnight sweet merchant. I shall wait for your pairing for another 24 hours. May your dreams be filled with every gun that would cause California state legislators and Congressional Democrats to die of hearts that explode within their own bodies.

>>32207303

goodnight crimson, thank you for getting the email sent, now I don't have to kill anymore.

just signed up late, first time player, how likely is it that someone doesn't send a gift?

>>32207111
>>32207303
Sleep well and thanks for setting it up.
I will say though, wouldn't it make more sense to have done more expensive pairings first since they'll need to buy more/ bigger items to fill it and thus will be more pressured by the time limits?

That said, I don't care because it's the one time being a poorfag works out.

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>>32207303

goodnight merchant i love u

>just bought all these milsurp clothing items
>the anon wants patches
Fuck.

Time to go shopping, again... I hope you like your "non-weeb" patches...

I should've upped my bounty
But at the same time I don't know what to get for him
;_;

>>32207432
You bought clothing without waiting to even see what their size is?

>>32207478
Well, it was stuff like hats and bags. Nothing *really* needing size measurements.

Eh, I got some new toys for Christmas then. I think a few patches plus a little "surprise" should be a good idea.

Target is just like "meh whatever you want man, I'm up for anything my dude".

That doesn't help m8.

>>32207574
Send him office supplies and a bottle opener.
Or a single bullet and a pre-written suicide note.

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Were we supposed to get a confirmation email when we signed up? Because I didn't get one. And I know my bracket's pairing emails aren't getting sent out until Sunday evening, but if I got no confirmation email when there was supposed to be one, Im thinking I won't get my pairing email like I should.

I've checked all mailboxes. Who would the confirmation email be from, and who will the pairing email be from?

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>>32207574
I hope my target is like this. I already have a box ready.

>>32207574

Military surplus bags are cheap and come in varying styles, sure to please even the most cringy autist. Try fleabay or surplus sites theres a lot of nice chinese shit on ebay

>>32207580
read the previous thread

>>32207574
whatever your price brackets max is in lubricants or better yet, loose glitter.

>>32207580
If you signed up recently, you probably missed the emails. There were two, and the first went out late october and the other early november if I remember correctly. If he says your bracket is finished and you haven't received an email from merchant@crimsoncaravan or something like that, post here and let him know or email him.

>>32207111
Whats up with being put on the /out/ secret Santa? Was more excited if I had to buy /k/ related shit but if there's a reason for I'm cool

>>32207111
Eagerly awaiting my pairing! Thanks for doing this Crimson!

>>32208564
No problem man, I still have that awesome gift you sent me.

>>32208285
That was my goofup, I replied to your email with the correct google form. Sorry mate.

>>32207580
You're probably good man. Email me and I can check your status after work.

[email protected]

>>32207346
Its rare but it happens. We have volunteers on standby for burn relief.

>>32207111
9 am EST correct?

>>32209179
Correct.

That way we can have the thread up all day as folks will have different schedules meeting with family and whatnot.

>>32209363
Is it too late to change my bracket?

Was in the 35-40 but would like to be switched higher.
Haven't gotten an email yet

>>32209466
i switched

>>32209466
Sure, I haven't gotten to your bracket yet. Just go back into the google form and pick "other" and put in what you like

>>32209494
Thanks m8 wasn't sure exactly what your system is.

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>>32207574
Shit, that might be me, send milsurp I'm med reg in everything
>>32207612 this would be awesome too.

>>32209494
Is everyone supposed to have a confirmation email immediately or just after you reach their bracket?

>>32209903
When I reach your bracket. You should get an email at some point tonight.

well ohio bro if your out there I just got your stuff just waiting for last thing to come from amazon for your roach gun ;)

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What bracket are you on now?

Also, bump

How do I write unit numbers in Ebay's address blank?

so how do I explain to mum that the box addressed to me on the porch is from an internet stranger on the opposite side of the country?

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>>32209934
Faster! Faster! Santa is not going to arrange the pairings himself you know!

We need more pairings! Shnell Shnell!

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>>32209934
Faster... Santa does not run on goodwill and kindness. He runs on efficiency! SNELL SNELL SNELL

>>32209934
But in all honesty thank you for your hard work.

inb4 OP has us all mail him a gift

>>32210271
just say secret santa, leave out the weapons and internet tho

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free bumperoni

on a side note I hope I dont get clothing again like last year.

I felt bad that I got a hat that wont fit me.

even more so that I couldnt contact the fellow that bought it.

my only recommendation is if you get clothing for someone include away to exchange it for one that fits.

>>32210247
Help

>>32210334
what do you mean, elaborate

>>32210352
The email that I got had a unit number with the address. I have no idea what a unit number is, much less how it works. I need to know where to put it in Ebay's address field so it goes to the right person.

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>>32210316
>I felt bad that I got a hat that wont fit me.

Maybe try not having such a big head.

>>32210394
can you type it here with a few numbers and names changed?

>>32210402
I am sorry that I was blessed with genes that dont make me a manlet.

>>32210412
John Q. Sample
Yellow Brick Road Unit 0000
Whiterun, Whiterun Hold, Skyrim 12345

>>32210460
>>32210247
Treat a Unit number just like an Apt number. If there isn't a separate line for it put it at the end of the street address

123 Fake St
Unit 456

Or

123 Fake St Unit 456

>>32210226
I left off with $25-30 bracket and need to wrap it up then move on to the next highest.

>>32210289
>>32210281
>>32210273
Kek, this is why I love doing stuff for you guys. Its my pleasure.

>>32210271
Tell her you joined an online secret Santa. Lots of Normie sites like Reddit and Imgur do it too. Just say its from one of them if you need to.

>>32210543
You're a gentleman and a scholar.

>Sister in town for early winter break
>I don't own a car, but she does
>Says we should go buy dads birthday gift so when we drive up to see him at the end of the month we'll have it and won't have to rush
>She drives me to the Gander Mountain 40 minutes away (only place close by that sells /k/ shit besides a few sparse pawn stores)
>Never been in one before
>It's heaven
>We get stuff for our dad and our uncle
>Drive back home
>Pairings for the bracket I'm in still not posted
At least I have an excuse to go back, but man do I need to upgrade from public transportation and my shitty moped. City living sucks.

>>32210774
>and my shitty moped

Sell the moped and save up a little and get a used motorcycle between 300-500cc if you're a poorfag. Then you can keep it for around town but have enough power for highway riding.

hey J from Texas! your package was just ordered!

- signed one of Crimson santa's elves

On a side note did you get me paired yet? >>32207111

I just finished getting all of my of my friends and families gifts . now im just waiting on the SS target list.

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>tfw ordering shit on amazon
>find something cool to add to package for se/k/ret santa
>"Prime Member Exclusive Item"

>>32210796
Saving up for a car since it's more practical. Roof over the head and all that for rain and snow. Probably will lease one. Won't rule out a motor cycle though.

>>32211198
what was the item boss?

>>32211144
checked

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>tfw sleepy and barely slept last night but want to stay up to see my pairing

>>32207633
Ok that explains it, I signed up last week of November.

>>32208665
Sure, I believe you, but to cover my bases ill check in

Signed up in October for the $100 bracket. I've bought $50 worth of stuff and am waiting impatiently to buy $50 of their list. No match yet.

>>32207111
My Target wants FN and FN FAL "SWAG" any suggestions on where to look besides liberty tree collectors?

>>32212159
Real FN' NATO patches and/or stickers, try amazon and ebay

>>32210543
Has the $35-40 bracket been finished yet?

>>32212169
ya i already got the meme portion of the gift, im talking about actual FN stuff now

>>32207111
Did you send out the pairing emails yet?

>When you put "/x/ shit" on your list and you wonder what, if any, spooky /k/ stuff actually exists

>>32212212
Maybe an FN hat? shirts? Mags? FAL accessories?

>>32212325
you receive a bloodstained list of GPS coordinates and warning for christmas

>>32212325
Get a skinwalker patch and some glittery skeleton stickers for his spooky halloween themed AR.

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>>32207574
>tfw I was vague as fug with my wishlist too.

>>32212360
I once followed GPS coordinates posted on /x/ a few years ago since it was sort of close by
20 miles later I'm in the middle of nowhere on a dirt road and the only thing there is an old faded out road sign with "Look behind you" spray painted on it.
I honestly don't know what I was expecting.

>>32212372
>gothic themed AR build
I kind of want it

>>32212355
Oh hats are definitely a good idea since he didnt give me any sizes

>>32212355
key chain? maybe a poster?

>>32212431
Maybe a dedicated FN hat as well as a patch hat?

>>32212079
Same. Though I have only gotten $30 worth, but have like $30 more coming, hopefully in time.

>>32212447
Actually i found a good hat on teh FN website so im all good now. Thanks for your help though Anon!

>>32211198
Join prime with free trial using free gmail account, buy item, get free 2-day shipping, unsubscribe before 30 days passes.
Literally infinite amazon prime for free, boys.

>>32212464
No prob man. I'm still waiting on my pairing email, figured I'd hang out in here while working on my last assignment for my College Algebra class before my final next week.

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Who /no idea wtf to get/ here?

>>32212569

what did your target want?

>>32212577
Don't know yet, but I don't have a ton of money to spend, so I hope he has some of the stuff I already got on his list.

What price bracket are you on right now Mr. Merchant? I would kinda like to start buying things for my target.

>>32212597
The bracket where you kill yourself!

Just kidding senpai

>>32212597
He was finishing 25-30 last night and said he was going to finish the rest of that and do the rest tonight.

>>32212641
>>32212662
Okay, thanks. Just been eagerly awaiting my email.

>>32207111
>how to get /k/ to mail you several thousand dollars of random shit in the mail for free : the thread

>>32212592
....You got to pick what price category you wanted to be in. There is no excuse for not enough monies anon.

>>32207303
I've been off the computer for a while.
Return to miss the 7pm deadline by 20 minutes.

Form still open and entered anyways, mercy plz.

>>32212246
>>32212597
I'm working on it. All the brackets below $25 are done. I'm finishing up with $25-30 right now then moving on to the others.

>>32212682
Kek, I think they'd start to notice if everyone's address was the same.

>>32212760
You were fortunate that I got out of work late. kek willed it, now I'm closing the form.

>>32212079
>all these people buying things before they even get paired.

Do you all have no plans to remotely look for things your target wants instead of what you think they want?

>>32212682
>he's been browsing /k/ for less than 11 months

You gross pleb you.

>>32212776
When will the $25-30 be done?

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>>32212776
>You were fortunate that I got out of work late.

Friggin story of my life

Thank you for your hard work!

>>32212682
>>32212682
Newfags confirmed worse than poorfags. Tripfags still worst of all

>>32211586
u cant handle the dub trip dub

>>32212786
>pretending this was a thing last year

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Ive checked my email more times today than probably the last 6 months combined. This anticipation is killer.

>>32213091
Iv been the same way

>>32212779
Did you not read the part where I saved half my funds for their list??

>>32213091
>>32213281
>>32213282
Sorry guys, I finally got done adding the late joins and fixing the spot where the guy who allegedly died was originally at.

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>>32213367
>>32213367
>still has the 3 largest groups to go making up roughly 65%
Thanks for doing this but next time it seems you may want to enlist help. Or maybe if you have someone you trust you could pass off the other group or something.

>>32213367
I should be in the $50 category but haven't received an email.

Should I update my profile?

>>32213414
If you'd let us, I'm sure one of us could help you get these out sooner.

>>32213367
Somebody died? Also, keep up the good work Merchant! You are doing the /K/ube's will!!!
>>32213414
Bro, this is the largest we have ever had. I am sure that Merchant wasn't expecting this thus why he didn't enlist help.
>>32213367
And Merchant, if you want, I will be glad to help with a few hours of pairing. I cant help all night, as I have college in the morning, but some help is better than none. KommandoAnon9130 gmail

>>32213414
>>32213451
>>32213550
Last time I tried that pairings got super messed up. I might opt for help next year as we got about 150 more participants than I expected. Or I might start pairings early and that way I won't have as much crunch time at the end.

>>32213550
I got a reply back from a guy after sending him his target, he claimed to be the dude's brother, said he passed away and he was replying to all his old emails. Probably just backed out, hopefully. I got him swapped out with one of the late joins.

>>32213451
Nah, I haven't gotten that far yet, it'll probably be a couple hours til I get to you.

>>32213414
>32213414
Or work from the highest bracket down next time. hope pairings are out by tomorrow night at the latest since I have to put in a few Amazon orders for friends and family by tuesday.

>>32213608
Are you using something like an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of pairings so you know who gets burned and who to exclude from next year?

>>32213608
No problem. Take your time. i just wanted to make sure there wasn't a problem and someone got their gift.

>>32213608
Do you join in the fun? Like are you in one of the brackets to receive and send a gift?

>$15-20 bracket
>target wants EDC/milsurp
>didn't specify what he meant by EDC
>didn't specify what milsurp he wants or what size he is

What do I get?

>>32213824
A burner knife and a pair of milsurp gloves, one size fits all style because winter?

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>>32213625
Yup. Though a lot of folks formatted their addresses weird so I'm checking each one to make sure it's legible/correct as I go.

>>32213702
It's all good, I appreciate your guys' concern.

>>32213712
Yup.

>past Secret Santa gift

ALRIGHT! All $25-30 Brackets are paired. Moving on to $35-40.

>>32213865
$35-40
bracket master race reporting. We are ready. My shipping costs are gonna suck though. so many /k/ books and AR mags if the guy has an AR

>>32213865
Which bracket

>>32213865
Im in the $35-40 bracket and just got my email. "Literature, patches and milsurp" is really vague for a gift idea, though I think I have some stuff he may like.

>>32214127
Now i feel bad, i was super vague on mine too. I just wanted to make it easy for whoever got me.

>>32214127
>>32214200
I wrote an autistic rambling paragraph list of shit I might want. I don't know how to feel

>>32213824
judging by EDC threads you get him a dildo handcuffs and a stuffed animal

>>32213889
Look into regional boxes. They can be big money savers on long distance shipping.

>>32214273
THIS

>>32214127
He probably thought he had to pick from the list in the prompt.
I know I did at first...

>>32214262

I'd prefer that to be honest. It's better than leaving a guy with not a damn clue of what to buy.

>>32214333
I used the provided categories but elaborated on each.

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>>32214014
I'm working on Bracket $35-40 right now. I have about 13 more and I can move on to the next bracket.

>>32214127
>>32214333
This was the idea >>32214406 Though next year I'll try to better clarify that they were examples of categories.

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thanks for doing all the work creep, its really appreciated
>webm unrelated

>>32214477
Nah m8y I should have clarified which bracket are you in to send and receive?

Just contacted a guy on my local armslist about a 95$ high point. I might surprise my guy with a gat. It may be the ultimate troll.

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RA from Auburn, AL

EMAIL ME IMMEDIATELY.

The email address you submitted in the google form is nonfunctional

[email protected]

>>32214488
It's my pleasure man, nice double dubs.

>>32214493
Oh, $35-40.

>>32214500
FFL transfer mate.

>>32214553
Have you finished all the brackets yet?

>>32214518
Not him, but could you get my target to maybe give a more descriptive list? I just want it to be more personal. I'll send you and email as to who.

>>32214754
I don't know about your target but I want my Santa to not just get me items from my list I don't think that's as much fun. I want some random ass /k/shit. Preferably homemade stuff too.

>>32214567
I'm maybe a little under half way done. It's taking a lot longer than anticipated with how many people we have signed up. I'm trying my best to manage sending out pairings and resolving issues.

I'll be at it the rest of the night most likely.

>>32214754
Email replied to mate.

>>32214824
We should probably send you a six pack or a gift card to your nearest alcohol dispensary, for all the work you're doing here.

>>32214500
Kind of hope that's me
>Wife keeps saying she'd like a gun, but doesn't want an expensive one
>Ask her why
>"I don't know" every time
>Not about money since I'm the big breadwinner (EMT vs start-up freelance accountant)
>She's fine with my buying $1k+ guns once in a while or video camera stuff/ binoculars for her bird watching hobby
>But $300 is too much for her own personal gun
I don't fucking get it.

Depending on what my secret santa wants I may send a pellet gun or something cheap for funsies. Like if they're a bong. Actually that may be detained in customs even if it's just the rubber pellet kind.

>>32215173
Email me.

>>32214991
Ha, nah you guys don't owe me anything.

>>32215019
Yeah in the interest of not having their package detained, I'd advise against mailing weapons outside of one's own nation.

Alright, $35-40 Bracket is done.

Moving on to $45-50. Also new rule, if your email doesn't work, I'm going to have to take you out of the runnings as I have no other way of contacting you guys with your target's info.

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>gimme patches or milsurp or something idk

i-i don't even know what size you are...

But I'll do my best anyways.

I was wondering where this was.

>>32215223
Nigga, my email better be functional since i've been checking it all day.

>>32215223
I had a dream that I was invited to a dinner party at a university celebrating Barack Obama's work as President, and I wore my MAGA hat and he pulled me aside in the lobby and was very upset.

I told him I would be too if I bet my entire legacy of using the race card for 8 years on an election and lost.

Then we had beef Wellington's prepared by Gordon Ramsay

>>32215299
go with a parka or bag

>>32215359
Beautiful dream, anon.

What was the look on Obama's face when you gave him your reply?

>>32215387
He was sort of flustered but tried keeping his cool. He excused himself and went out through one of the side exits for fresh air.

I woke up not too long after that though to check on this thread. But still it was nice being able to diss him, even if only in my dreams

>>32215496
Damn.

Half of me wants to say that that happened in the spirit realm, but you experienced it via a dream. Glad you got that opportunity. I'm jealous of you.

How was the beef wellington?

>>32215586
Woke up before I could have it, I just knew it was being prepared for everyone.

Wish I could have stayed asleep a little longer, because now I'm hungry and could have used that Wellington.

>>32215321
I've taken 3 folks out so far.

>>32215359
kek

>>32215679
That Wellington does sound good. Microwave chunky chili is the current substitute for that.

>>32215831
I hope it wasnt' me :-/

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>tfw just sitting here glued to my email to see when I'll get my target

>>32215916
Same. I can't stop staring at my email while I do my hw.

>Live in butt fuck nowhere Australia.
>Been paired with a Kraut in Hamburg.
Postage cost is gonna kill me.
Ps. Krautbro, my German is remedial at best, it may sound like a child is writing it.

>>32216005
In fairness Aussie postage is rape to anywhere outside of Australia, same with the Brits.

>>32216005
>Hamburg
Okay, I just looked at the email and my dyslexic arse mixed up part of the street with the region.
So, some Kraut in Rheinbach is my target.

>>32216045
True, but inside of Australia/NZ (Australian Clay) shipping is fairly affordable.

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fug, got my match.
only two items on his wishlist and for one he didnt list a gun so i dont know what model to get.

Ive got my gift ready, and soon to be sent out.
my nigga wanted war documentaries so im sendin out this 5 disc vietnam documentary for my nigga

>>32216094
There were only like 4-5 Aussie participants and I don't think more than 2 were in the same bracket. Sorry mate.

Get more of you cunts to join up next year <3

>>32215916
>>32215992
Slow and steady. Still about 40 more to go in the $45-50 bracket.

I'll probably have to wait til tomorrow to do the "other" pairs as I'm already tired as fuck and have work at 7 tomorrow.

>>32216345
Are you doing it in the order they were submitted?

>>32215299
>mfw i wrote that in my wishlist thing
SHIT

>sighed up for $35-40 bracket
>Stuff I have already is worth more than that

Looks like I'm making someone's Christmas special

>>32216345
Dammit. This means I have to focus on my math hw now. Fugggggg

>>32216322
I'm sending. 5 books on vastly different topics, 1 pin, a large gadsden flag, an MRE coffee bag I had lying around, a nice metal AR mag, a 2 days of survival food that will last 20 years.

I'm in the $35-40 I feel about $5-10 short should I try to add some local food or maybe a milsurp bayonet for his AK?

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>>32216345
>I'll probably have to wait til tomorrow to do the "other" pairs as I'm already tired as fuck and have work at 7 tomorrow.

>tfw

It's okay though man, shit's gotta be a ton of work. Thanks for putting this together.

>>32216345
We gotta get you a computer program to do this for you. This by hand sorting is way too much work for one person.

>>32216541
Not sure tbqh
I'd go with a bayo too if it's rather cheaply priced

>>32216322
>5 disc vietnam documentary
Nice. I put down that I liked WW2 historical stuff and getting some documentaries would be pretty cool I think.

>>32216360
Price Bracket then order submitted.

>>32216411
Good on you mate.

>>32216470
Sorry dude.

>>32216544
It's worth it for you guys. I'm gonna go to bed once I finish with this bracket.

>>32216568
I don't trust them. That's what royally screwed up last year's Secret Santa and ruined it for a lot of folks. I'd rather work my ass off and go without much sleep for a few days if it means ensuring everyone gets paired properly.

>>32216672
>Price Bracket then order submitted.

Does going back and editing count as resubmitting and push you up ahead on the list? I signed up really early like on the first thread but then went back and changed some stuff.

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One lucky anon is gonna get this very badly drawn nugget as a bonus with his present

Ryan with house number 134, I need your zip code.

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>silver bullion
motherfucker you want me to get you WHAT

>>32216811
WANT

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My glorious art is included at no extra charge

>>32216672
What brackets have you finished?

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Just want to say that the merchant is fuckin based. Thank you so much man. You made my week.

>>32216953
want me to draw you something, albeit shittily?

>>32217015
forgot trip

>>32215299
this shit pisses me off
>Get me something for my gun
What gun?
What caliber?
What do you want??
Fucking?
>Just some clothes idk
What size?
What type of clothing?
Pants?
Shirts?
Cocks?
>BOOK
WHAT TYPE?!

>>32215299
your best best would be something that would likely fit anyone, i.e xl shirt size

>>32217034

I would normally suggest just getting them stupid bullshit for their vagueness, but I don't think that's in the christmas spirit.

If all else fails, just buy them Flecktarn in XXL and a uplula mag loader.

>>32217048
>>32217072
Always get shirts in 4x. ALWAYS

>>32217074

That sad part is that it'll probably be a perfect fit 80% of the time on this board.

>>32217131
I thought we were mostly skellies. wasn't there a demo report?

Chris H of Ohio, I'm waiting for the stuff I bought you to ship to my house. You will get your stuff, I promise. It may be a bit late though, sorry /k/omrade :(

>>32217131
More like 80% of the time for the fuddly dads of everyone on this board.

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>>32216694
I have no idea honestly.

>>32216896
Damn, I tried to catch all the wrong/partial addresses.

From googling what he put down I think it's TX 78643.

>>32216901
I kek'd when I saw that too.

>>32216960
All of them but "other"

>>32217004
/k/ommandos are family to me, brother.

>>32217034
I'll be sure to emphasis more detailed answers in the future. There was some ambiguity of folks thinking they had to put vague answers down because of the suggestion examples I gave.

>>32217131
>>32217074
I've noticed personally that a lot of European uniforms were much smaller than American ones, even when I still Active Duty and in shape.


Ok, I paired up 196 of you guys, I'll get the other 34 tomorrow. Sweet dreams /k/ommrades.

>>32217015
Yes pls senpai.

>>32217253
Shit, I didnt get a match.

>>32217253
Thank mr merchant

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>>32217258
Its way too late for this shit
But here you go lad, a very shite hand"gun"

>>32217253
I'd say the same. US appear to be the largest, followed by britbong, finnish, canuckistani, and then there's everyone else. The Russians have sizes nearly as large as us, but they're rare, kind of like sober people are there.

>>32217292
It's perfect.

>>32216901
It's not as expensive as you would think. about 17$ per ounce

>>32217300
You're welcome
I'm off to sleep now

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>put myself in the 35-40 dollar bracket
>already going over budget for my target

I feel that the bracket is there just for show at this point.

>>32217335
yep, I'm going over too.

>>32217261
If you were in one of the brackets besides "other" and didn't get a match email me

[email protected]

>>32217296
Yeah, plus US uniforms, at least Marine Corps, are designed to have some sag in the chest to allow for air flow and the clothing to "breathe" in hot weather.

>and so you can fill them up with air and float during swim qualification

>>32217335
It's largely to try and prevent someone from spending like $50 on their target's gift, just to have someone else gift them like $10 worth of junk.

Ok, now I'm going to bed. If you guys have any issues with addresses, matches, etc email me.

>target wants patches
>does not specify

I assume this means he likes anything? Weeb or funny or whatever?

>>32217458
Anything should do as long as it's not straight up autism but this is /k were talking about

>>32217458
I'd probably just get some /k/ specific ones.

>>32217458
send nicotine patches to punish his lack of specificity.

>>32217458
Just roll with it personal I would go with moral because who can be mad about a patch that makes you chuckle

>>32217387
>tfw that's how black Marines pass their swim qualification

>>32217472
kek

on one hand I think the gift I'm making is pretty top tier cool so I wish I put myself in the $50 bracket, on the other given that the shit are basically toys you can play with and not practical I'd feel bad.

>plus I doubt the people surprisingly with gats are in the $25-$30 range and I'd be extatic to get a gun besides my shitty 702 plinkster .22

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To the Swissfag I have, I assume AA lights means torches? Unless you'd like me to buy you some light bulbs.

I'll try my best for you regardless

>>32217731
double AA is a kind of battery in the states

fuck, i forgot to ask for patches. I would love some crimson caravan - esque weeb patches.

>>32217825
You may want to inform your target of that.

>>32217831
>>32217825
Er, not target. Your santa, rather. Contact Crimson, see if you can get your stuff edited.

I have a guy who lives in Switzerland and wants EDC stuff, so I was thinking of getting him a multi tool. Does anyone know the law regarding carrying? Don't want to waste the money when I could have gotten him something more suitable.

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>target wants milsurp
>Doesn't list his sizing
On a related note what should one look for with regards to humor and literature?

>>32217883
catch-22 is good humor lit that's also somewhat /k/

I fucked up and just put surprise me not thinking to mention the guns I have or anything.
>glock 19
>10/22
>mossy 88
Ill be more specific next year.

>>32216901
What's funny is that's exactly what I'm giving my target, kek

>>32217072
>mfw I bought a Sturm XXL Flecktarn shirt to have a baggy hunting shirt
>mfw XXL Flecktarn shirts fit me tighter than a size L M65 field jacket
>mfw I have no face

>>32217301
+20% in premiums. I think silvergoldbull usually wants about $22 USD for an oz of silver American eagles

>>32218174
Does milsurp fit smaller than normal US sizes?
If so I might have fucked up.
But I'm not even matched yet

>>32218186

Depends on the country. They have different sizing. I bought German stuff and had to measure myself to get the right one.

Look on a shoe box and see all the different numbers. It's that way with everything.

>>32218186
I don't know.
I bought a Flecktarn Battle Shirt and a flecktarn surplus Bundeswehr shirt/jacket thing, both in XXL thinking they'd be baggy.

They were not.

Then again, German surplus (particularly Flecktarn) tends to fit pretty small. For instance, I have two pair of Flecktarn trousers. One pair fits me perfectly in the waist, but the thighs are designed for Mrs Skeleton. The other one has thighs that fit, but I NEED to wear suspenders to keep the things from falling past my hips.

Of course, I'm an Amerifat. But still.

>>32218208
>>32218213
Right I forgot as an amerifat I have to order a size or 2 up. Normally an xl.

>>32217253
Guess I was part of the last half of the 50 bracket then. Thanks for doing this and I'm excited to see who I get and inevitably disappoint.

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British Columbia

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>>32218653

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>>32218653
More snow

>>32218653
>>32218661
>>32218672
tfw you miss seeing that much snow

>>32218661
Just started snowing here in Vancouver too.

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>>32218653
And here is some more

>>32218680
Yeah this was from me walking to campus from the residence. Almost slipped three times and we have a plow working the parking lot

>>32218687
This is in UBC?

>>32218700
Nah, east kootenays

>>32218706
Ah I see, almost had me going for a minute.
All of our shit would be shut down in a heartbeat with that much snow anywhere.

Target put clothing and humour as most important traits...any suggestions for something humorous?

I have two fags to buy for, both listed EDC gear or AR parts.

Should I instead ignore that and buy them fun memes? I know they'll like it and use them at least a little, but still, its memes. As opposed to rather pointless useless memes like a Tac-Sac.

>>32218769
Cammo beer hat

>>32218672
Please remove lots of kebab winter-chan

>>32217731
These are what he wants.

https://www.amazon.com/High-power-Searchlight-Long-distance-Rechargeable-searchlight/dp/B0179FAUFS/ref=sr_1_5_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1480949835&sr=1-5&keywords=searchlight

https://www.amazon.com/Vixen-Horns-Electric-Compact-VXS-9050C/dp/B010EEGYI8/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1480949809&sr=8-9&keywords=siren

Is it legal to mail tinned food internationally?

>>32218799
Personally I wouldn't mind it and I'm sort of hoping for something like that myself
Tac-sac and soldiers scopes arw entry level pleb tier so good on you.

>>32218833
Thanks for this, I'm sure he'll get a good echo and a pretty sweet avalanche sounding the air raid siren off the top of a mountain after a big snow dump.

Also a good rape alarm when the Syrian refugees come to his town.

>>32218952
Holy fuck I should have asked for an air raid horn that'd be hilarious to deploy

>>32218895
>>32218799
I personally wouldn't want a bunch of super pointless stuff like the tac sac but I'm hoping for some creative /k/ related stuff that's not on my list. Even if it's just cool stuff i can put on my dresser.

>>32218952
>>32218958
just a warning, I have one of these (though not the one I linked to on amazon) and they are a bit loud. mine can run off a 9 volt, although hit drains it in a few minutes.

>>32218974
I think the louder the better, especially if you could link it up to a timer system.

>6am
>BRRRRWAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>"Oh, Anon's up for work, I better get up as well"

>>32218963
Same here honestly. Hope the guy who gets me is more creative with a broader knowledge of shopping than I am. Guy who I get, umm try my best and go practical unless stated with a few off things .
Problem is, $50 doesn't go far in this hobby and humor Shit can eat it up just as easy and usefull things.

>>32219107
http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/yoga-joes#pr-review-engine-43212

>>32218974
So can I daily chain five of these fuckers and set it on a timer in the forest?

Sean in Louisville,

Any food allergies? Probably going to hook you up with some of my wife's awesome Xmas baked goods, provided you aren't some faggot that would die if you were in the same room as a peanut.

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>>32219283

I dunno if he would accept it. I think /k/ommandos these days are a bit cautious about baked goods from strangers...

>>32219303
You are aware that was a joke, right? That /k/ommando came back in a later thread and admitted that the cock was shooped and the splooge was just condensed milk.

Either way, this is Xmas and I'm not the type to be a dick in regards to gifting. Defeats the purpose of the season.

>>32219303
That was a clever ruse from the GA meetup, didn't actually happen.

>>32218473
I finished the $45-50 bracket. If you didn't get an email, message me.

>>32217859
In most places the blade is supposed to be under 3in.

>>32217741
>>32217731
Yes, torches = flashlights. I remember his order.

Just want to say I signed up 3 times with addresses in 3 different states and have no intention of sending anything out this year.

That's my "thanks for nothing" after last year's fiasco.

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>>32219475
Don't care.
It's the thought that counts when giving gifts.

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>>32219475

>>32219475
desu giving the gift is more fun that getting, enjoy your gator jerky anon.

>>32219475
Would be funny if those three addresses get paired up

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>>32219475
I hope you have a more fulfilling suicide as a result

>>32219641
Should be an M91 not a 91/30but other than that I like it

>>32219397
Don't think I got paired, email sent

generic gift ideas:
>flashlights
>small knives
>local stuff like candy/ bbq sauce/ knicknacks
>patches

i wanted to get this for my elf, but it wouldnt get here in time
>https://www.amazon.com/LingStar-Feels-Tissue-Dispenser-Tissues/dp/B01L6EFMVU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1480958363&sr=8-1&keywords=LingStar+Sad+Frog

Are there any liability issues that could come back to bite me if I mailed ammo to a minor?

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>>32219795
your elf, you say
hmmmmm

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>>32219834
Nooo, you would be perfectly all right...what's the worst that could happen haha...

>>32216373
You in easton PA?
hopefully you'll read this, I'll give you one chance to be more specific.
Or else you get $40 worth of phallic objects and generic gun stuff

>>32220016
>Or else you get $40 worth of phallic objects and generic gun stuff
>and
whats the difference? Huhuhu

>>32220016
I'm in northern Indy though

My santa buddy did not list anything but ammo, and I'm not entirely comfortable with sending that through the mail, especially to someone living right outside of LA.

49 C.F.R. § 173.59 also states that you can't mail ammunition to anyone under the age of 18.

If I do go through with this, what's the cheapest way to get ammo on their doorstep?

>>32220768
You're required by law to use UPS or Fedex ground to ship ammo. Tell them when you ship it so they can slap an ORM-D sticker on it and you're good to go. I don't think there's any upcharge for it.

Crimson, why not use a service like Elfster?
Is it because you have to make an account to participate?

>>32220849
he said it earlier, last year he used an application to make matches and it royally fucked up last years sekrit santa for a lot of people

>>32220877
Ah. Sorry, I missed it. But it makes sense.

"If you want something done right, do it yourself" and all that.

>>32220768
Your target probably wants it for before background checks are required for ammo which I think starts on Jan something or another.

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>>32219475
So, despite the fact that there's a conscious effort to make sure something like last year doesn't happen again, you want to fuck people over this year because your vagina hurts? Judging by how no fun allowed you are, are you also part of the brady campaign?

I asked for 'surp, my sizing for pants is 31 waist, 30 length. I'm 5' 9 with a 36 in chest, and usually wear medium tshirts.
To help you know it's me, I live on a street with Connor (sometimes spelled Conner) in the name and I live in Alabama.

>>32219397
Nigga I'm not matched yet
I'm in "other"

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Did anyone send their shit out yet? I'm hoping my shit gets in soon so I can pack it up and send it out before too long, but I'm getting nervous.

>>32221561
I just got matched this a.m., picked up one gift on Amazon to be delivered here wednesday (prime ftw). Gonna swing by the fleet farm to pick up remaining items

>>32219397
not matched yet. I'll send you an email here in a sec.

Jed your packages are on the way

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>>32221665
>Jeb your guac is on the way

>>32221674
Please clap

>>32220768
Use your best judgement. Also this >>32220793

>>32220889
>"If you want something done right, do it yourself"

Basically, that and I don't want to use a 3rd party service that would have access to everyone's info. With this format, the only people that get anyone's info are myself and the person targeting them.

>>32220999
>checked

>>32221089
>I'm in "other"
Gotcha, I'll be starting on those soon.

>>32221665
Jed was a surprisingly popular name.

When somebody says they want a "Makarov magazine" would they most likely be referring to the 8, 10, or 12 round version?

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>>32222358
obviously there is but 1 answer

>>32222404
I would love if some guy sent me some extendo mags for my handguns.

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Just picked up the envelope to mail your package.

Going to find more shit to pack with your theme and get it out this week!

>>32219397
Email sent earlier today, seems like I may have been missed. standing by.

>>32222550

Same. Standing by.

>>32222358
probably regular 8

OP I dropped you an email

Luke from Aussieland, your shipment is going out tomorrow morning. It'll be traveling rather far so I hope you like it.

Eagerly awaiting a pipe bomb through the post

>>32221665
The sheep shagger jed who couldn't spell his address properly

>>32207111
"Hitler did nothing wrong, gass the kikes race war now" I'm getting my secret santa a star of david

>>32222358
Sorry anon, yeah I did mean the regular 8.

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Packed and ready, somebody is going to be happy. Even wrote a little note in it and wrapped it up good. Ended up going way above my price bracket on this but it feels good to make someone on the other side of the world a happy kommando for Christmas.

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>>32223145
>inb4 literal crate of dragon dildos

>>32223145
Just ordered all my stuff, should be here thursday then I'll add some stuff and get it packed up.

Yea I went over my price bracket by a lot too hopefully they like it.

>>32223223

>implying I would be disappointed in such a magical crate

I'm excited to go shopping.

There's a new store that I haven't gone to yet and a few around here I've been to before.

Hopefully I can pickup a nice thingamajigger for them <3

>>32222314
how far you in working through the brackets? Still haven't received an email, but I was in other so.

>>32223305
He didn't do other yet

>>32222550
>>32222659
>>32222817

>>32222981
Kek, I was hoping you'd do something like that when I saw him put that in his "wishlist."

>>32223305
>>32223356
I've done all of them but "other" so far. So if you didn't get a pairing yet and you were in one of the brackets outside of "other" email me

[email protected]

>>32218653
>>32218661
>>32218672
>>32218681
I don't miss that shit one single bit. My condolonces to you senor.

Would other be 200 +bracket still haven't got a match

>>32223586
"Other" is anything above the 45-50 category.

>>32221665
thought this was me then i realized i said Jedediah

>>32223715
>>32221665
Jed/Jedidiah was a surprisingly common name. I'll post some random statistics likes most common first name, most common alias, most common state, etc. All Opsec related.

Also, I just realized we're past bump. I'll make another thread shortly.

>>32223598
Oh shit had no idea thanks anon

>>32223737
Are you matching other tonight or putting it off?

>>32224057
I'm doing it tonight, I had to take care of some things but I'll start the pairing shortly.

Yeah Idk what jack links did with their formula, but recently it's been tough and dry af. Bridgford sweet baby ray's masterrace.

>>32224130
Welp someone made a new thread for me

>>32223989

>>32224206
ha

>>32219397
Cheers for the clarification and the effort you have gone too to match us all up, this has been one of the first times i've looked forward to Christmas in a long time.

Thanks Creep.