2016 /k/ Sercret Santa

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>>32172097
I tried emailing you about lowering my price range a while ago, but I never got a response.
I sent another email right now, I don't want to burn someone this year and ruin it for them.

>>32172266
I checked my email and the one you just sent me is the only one I can find from your email address.

But yeah, as I said in the email, if you guys ever need to update or change your applications you can edit them just by going back into the link.

Let me know if you need anything else /k/ommrade.

>>32172381
Alright thanks for the help. I resubmitted the form so if you find my old one it should have the same shipping address.

Submitted because why the fuck not. Seems tough to get or give anything too /k/ related for anything under the $50 mark though.

>>32172618
I'm gonna pad my stats with a bunch of /k/ related books

>>32173002
Easiest way to do it. A book or two, a patch, some poly foregrip or McMag. Boom done and probably a little over budget. /k/ shit is expensive.
Do not do the above.

>>32172500
If you resubmitted it from the original email, then it'll just reflect the changes on your first form submission, all good.

>>32173002
>>32173200
Yup. Lots of good /k/ books out there.

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>>32172175
>Ritsu
Shit taste.

Azusa best girl, and you all know it.

OT: Okay, so Dec. 3rd is when the emails will be sent. Anything else I need to know, shipping or otherwise? Never done this before.

I won't do it, but I am entertaining how funny it would be to send someone a box filled with nothing but rails.

Also the time frame is still a bit short, as much as I'd love to collect everything myself and stuff it all up in a single personalized box, it might just end up being direct shipments from Amazon etc.

>>32173666
Satan trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ0c4_P2uno

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>>32176347

>Promise I could make loads of shit for the person
>fail to do so simply out of laziness
>2 days left until I need to ship it out

KILL ME.

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>>32175358
Lol, didn't even notice it till you pointed it out.

I hope whoever gets my gift will like having a little extra Nep in their lives (as in hope they have a PS3 to play it).

I wanna participate but i can only give away one gun
is it enough?

>>32178321
Well you don't even need to give away a gun at all. There are many price ranges. Most people are going to be giving way things such as tools, ammo, beef jerky, etc.

>>32177642
it's fun to buckle down for a project. embrace it.

my current load is. A nice metal "military and law enforcement only" AR mag (is shipping a loaded mag legal?) a generic red dot I had lying around, and several /k/ books (fiction and non-fiction) on disparate topics so I get at least one of the guy's interests. Then some troll stuff (a bunch of I stand with Israel buttons and pins and a copy of the TEA party manifesto wrapped in gadsden flag.)

If I'm feeling super generous i might in a small 40k set I'm not gonna ever do. But that would put me way over the money line.

This seems about right /k/, would you be satisfied with this at the 35-40$ level?

I had a dream that i got my ss gift. I pulled out a golden patch the size of a stamp. What did i win?

>>32179213
a golden ticket to Putin's weapons vault. The vault is made of bakelite and sealed with cosmoline

Im a noguns noPAL cancuck, i wish i could join (can I?)

>>32179159
Fuck legal. Shit what you want

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>>32179239
Yes. What are you into? I'll send you shit

No shitting on johnson from last year thread.

>>32179239
yes I think there is a option for syrupniggers

>>32179268
Fuck that guy. He left me out

>>32179293
NO I DIDNT FUCK YOU REEEEE I DID MY BEST NO BULLY

>>32179268
>>32179293
>>32179304
what happened last year?

I was only really on /tg/ then

>>32179310
NBOTHING. NOTHING HAPPENED EVERYBODY WAS ON HOLIDAY THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED JUST STOP ASKING REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32179310
I sent three emails because he was saying everyone was matched up and I wasn't he kept saying he would or he had and never sent a target/match. After a while I said cool man I'm out. I've tried three times and don't have a match this year. He said I may have a match and someone would be counting on my gift. I said cool I'll send a gift Even If I don't get one. Never sent a match. He pretended like it wasn't his fault.


He got over his head

>>32179239
Just buy yourself a dirt cheap sks and be satisfied

>>32179354
Well whoever you got matched with probably got their gift. It happens. This year people will be burned too. Yeah it was a huge pain due to real life not being so great at the time either and im still sorry. the only reason i even bothered was because creepu senpai was LATE as usual.

yo, too late to hop in on this on Dec 1?

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>>32172097
I signed a few weeks ago as a European
(We regarding participation)

Is there any possibility to influence my allocation?

I see no problem to send a package across the sea. Then there is a bigger chance that my stuff will brings joy and be more unique

I'm afraidr the possibility that some kunt in Germany will open my package - "MEH East German surplus"

Thank you for answer

>>32179367
Still love you man. You had a good goal

>>32179435
(We exchanged a few emails regarding participation)

I apologize for the typos I'm retarded

Here is a bump and a prayer to /k/ube for a good gift.

>>32177642
>2 days left until I need to ship it out

What do you mean? Pairings start on the 3rd, that doesn't mean you have to ship your package that day. You have all the way up until before Christmas mate. Just try to send it out a few days beforehand so it can hopefully get there before the holiday.

>>32179159
>is shipping a loaded mag legal?

By law, ammunition must be shipped via USPS Ground or FEDEX Ground and declared when you're at the shipping center.

>>32179239
Hell yeah, we had like 12-13 Canadians last year, and we're already at 3 times the total participation rate for all of 2015, so I'm sure we have a ton more Canadians joining in this time too.

>>32179310
He was helping me last year and volunteered to do the pairings so I let him. Unfortunately the computer program he was using for the pairings got screwed up and some folks didn't get matches or targets.

This year I'm doing the sorting by hand so we don't have the same issue.

>>32179386
You have until the end of today mate. I'll be turning off the submission option on the form tonight at Midnight, Eastern time.

>>32179435
>>32179515
No problem man, email me again and I'll put you down as a "Long Distance Participant." That would be really helpful because sometimes we get folks that are the only ones in their region and have to get paired up with someone far away. Like the only Brazilian /k/ommando last year.

>>32179435
I hope you get to send shit to far away, I'd be pumped for some East German kit

Gift is boxed up and ready to go.
Kind of want to decorate the box, tho.

Requesting stencil dump for box decoration

>>32179229
Also the door locks behind you.

>>32178321
>Someone may actually get a /ss/ fun
It an't me cuz I'm only at $50 but hot damn. I need to grind that cash and go in deeper next year because surprise funz sounds wonderful.

I can't sign up with the google form... REEE

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>>32180687
sign into google first retard

>>32180627
Can dump when I get home tonight brother

>>32172097
signed up at the beginning of November, still haven't been paired up yet... iirc I put myself in the 150+ category. Did no one else sign up for that much?

>>32180717
I'm always signed into google.

>tfw all the novelty shit you want to ship someone all costs more than or half of your max bracket.
I wish this was a cheaper hobby if nothing else than just for this.

>>32180723
He said all the pairings will be finalized and emailed out on the 3rd, which will be this Saturday.

>>32180720
Much appreciated. Also the pictures of your gift last year warmed my heart.

Post stores with /k/ shit that's reasonable, interesting, and affordable please. I am terrible at gift ideas.

>>32182464
books, sight tools, mags, patches and milsurp like gas masks, canteen, and chink rigs are all fairly cheap but add up fast enough. Life straws and water purification tablets are cool to. maybe a decommissioned grenade.

>>32183524
Any sites other than amazon to check out for that stuff? I'm always worried I'm getting jewed for that kind of shit or that I'm just buying hot garbage.

>>32183548
Check the patch thread they have a list of sites that sell patch stuff which also sell other /k/ shit. Midway USA is good for gun shit.

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I hope whoever I get likes ammo.

>>32183792
>In before I'm your guy and it's nothing I have anything chambered in

>>32183786
Will do, thanks. Just want to do a good job of it.

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>>32181075
Glad to hear it man. I've got another cool thing planned this year, which I'll describe more once the pairings are out.

Commencing stencil dump.

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>>32184249

>We've never had an issue with someone abusing their targets information in the 5 years that /k/ has been doing Secret Santa this way)


challenge accepted.

seriously faggots.

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>>32184371
All right, that'll wrap it up. Hope someone finds this useful - if anyone puts one of these on their box, be sure to post an image!

>>32184381
thank you saint stencil

>>32184381
thanks. I'd definitely use this if I wasn't already going balls out on my gift.

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>>32184381
My Secret Santa from 2014 did some pretty sweet box art.

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>>32173666
Listen this is neither the time nor place to talk about how shit your waifu is.

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>>32184381
>>32184291

New koijma game trailer, it's fairly /k/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Hy96sOnq8

>>32184655
tfw when not operating with modern gear and guns and a zombie wwii army

>>32184381
Wouldn't happen to have a spurdo stencil, would you?

>200 people
Holy shit
And you know at least 30 of them are going to ship mallninja starter kits

>>32179435
I'd love to have a box of East German surplus show up. Especially if it were .mil uniforms that actually fit me.

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>>32184770
Apologies brother, don't have one and surprisingly couldn't find one on Google. As consolation, here's a pretty decent pedobear

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>>32180154
The German surplus I've used as an example

Due to the fact that I'm Czechfag, I'm considering about sending Czech and some Russian lumber... ;3

>>32186828
How do into making these?
Do I need special paper or something?

>>32188209
i am also wondering this, I think you have to print it out, cut out everything in black and then spraypaint over it. however it seems difficult to cut out the fine, thin and small black areas

>>32188209

>>32188223 is correct. I like to print it out, paste it to thin cardboard (like a cereal box) and cut it out with an xacto knife. Using the xacto knife makes the finer cuts doable. This actually works pretty well and is quite inexpensive.

>>32188292
cool tip ill try that

When should we be getting the email of who to ship too? I signed up a while back and havent gotten anything. I dont want to burn anyone.

>>32189374
Tomorrow senpai

>>32189405
Sweet TY

>>32179435
wanna get paired with an Austrian?

>>32172097
any chance to still join the fun, even today?

>>32187735

I don't know if lumber is some odd word for something else but as a woodworker I'd be excited as hell to get some fancy russian and czech woods.

>>32189541
Yeah, I'm letting late joins participate. But I can't gurantee pairings for anyone that joins after Dec 3rd.

>>32173666
>ritsu
>shit

Anon you can't own guns when you have a mental illness

>>32189520
I work for an Austrian company...
So, someone from my colleagues can deliver your package on the way to Graz

>>32184561
And 3 years later I'm still participating although I think that I'm a day late for early pairings and the patch. Thanks for organizing this year Merchant!

>>32189990
Ha, glad to know you're still around man. I still have the Russian beer along with the book. It makes a nice shelf piece.

It's all good. We had a hell of a lot more participants this year compared to the past, so the first 200 get a patch.

What do the patches look like that we get if we join?

Gotta go pick up some stuff now.

Anybody like patches or pins?
I also have a gas mask I could throw in.

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>>32190160
There's already over 200 participants, so if you didn't sign up already, it's a bit late for the patch.

This is what it's going to look like for the most part. Still tweaking it a bit. I probably won't be mailing it out until January though with the lead time on production.

>>32190377
Looks cool, I like it!

>>32190377
>not
"survived 2015, back for round 2016
se/k/ret santa AA"


man.

>sign up for multiple 4chan secret santas
>give your assignments addresses from each as your own address in the others

kek, I wonder what sort of strage gifts you'll get from the other boards.

>>32190377
Consider cutting it out his shoulders so it's just his head
Should give it a more polished look, maybe a pinch of green?

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>>32190652
Disclose your personal data with people from 4chan

What could go wrong?
>But I already did

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>>32191154
> What could go wrong?

>>32190652
What other boards?

Does it cost more to ship ammo than a regular package?

>>32190377
how about "Se/k/ret Santa" and get rid of the k on the hat altogether

>>32191139
>>32194421
I can look into tweaking it a bit.

>>32193030
Might be a little bit more, you have to send them via UPS/FEDEX Ground.

>>32187735
I could always use some lumber. And anything eastern bloc, really.

I'll be sure to include weight loss pills and acne cream in addition to an "overcoming Autism" book.

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Whos ready to get baked?

>>32172097
I save a little bit all year to spend on birthday/christmas. Someone's getting some nice things.

I can truly feel that this is the year I get a dildo.

>>32196918
Thats the 1 thing I hope I'm not getting

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>>32195419
I work for UPS, can confirm. It needs special stickers on it and has to have special audit procedures [done by union scabs], so I'm about 99% certain it will cost more.

[Just make a duplicate address label and 'packing list' and stick it on the outside like pic related, in case the primary label gets fucked- and pack it really well. Don't declare the ammo... trust me, you're not hurting anything.]
[Except federal law. inb4 ban.]

On an unrelated note, as a logistics package fag, when I was new to guns, I got a Classic Firearms box with some ammo in it... USPS air with no warning label. I was severely triggered that they broke around 7 rules at once.

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>mfw Ausfag in Secret Santa

The person who I have to send mine too will be getting a whole tub of Vegemite

>>32196078
I hope whoever I send mine to loves exploding targets :3

<spoiler> My relatives whose woods I use for funs range don't like them, too exciting </spoiler>

>>32172097
Last time I participated, some fuckface plastered my info all over /k/ doing an unboxing leading to mass calls flooding my home and my work until my local PD contacted me and told me they had it under control and the calls stopped. Mailing an affidavit of what /k/ and 4chan was to a court was both fun and stupid as fuck. I also did not receiving anything the SECOND time around, and SSB had to cover for it. I still owe that glorious bastard a gift for what he had done.

I'd say most Se/k/ret Santa exchanges will be fine, but know there are some fucking faggots that will ruin it for others. Good luck.

>>32197034
That takes a special level of not caring, sorry about that.
The internet is an open access community after all.

[Me: >>32197015 ]

Eventually, from what I heard, USPS will just switch to simply a barcode as an address- in essence having every send-to and origin address be stored in a database and printed as a single number barcode- which would allow us to be completely anonymous. [And to just pay electronically.]
Hopefully when Emperor Trump drains the swamp we can get it. :)

>>32179263
Well right now im lookong for a good tool/briefcase to build a mobile desktop in, I havent found any good ones yet

>>32187735
Dude I dont care what anyone says about east german surplus; send me that plane and Ill be your secret santa for life

>>32189405
IT'S TOMORROW WHERE IS MY PAIRING REEEEEEEEEE

>>32197376
Delet this its too late now. Not sure how foreboding it is if I missed my first sekret santa but its fine

If you get a lone straggler in the non-free part of the world, I won't have that big of an issue sending something to them. I also don't mind if the price brackets dont match up or if I get moved to a different one, as long as they're not expecting a brand new ps4 or something. I'd rather stay under $100.

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>>32197378
I've already packed your ALCA

>>32195754

Rekt

>>32197469
yesssss
I always wanted my own plane, praise allah for showing me the glories of se/k/ret santa

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>>32197480
...did you said Alah?

/k/omrades in other countries should send some of their currency as well and special things that their country has.

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>>32197557
This is our money in Canada. I can buy a pack of smokes with this

I can't wait to get paired.

I have a dragon dildo all prepared and waiting....

>>32197578
That would be cool to get I have one of your quarters and pennies. I want to get one of your plastic dollars lol

>>32197590
I'd actually be excited to get one from my SS, I want one for memes but not enough to pay for it

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>>32197617
More canadough pics

>>32197557
>be from india
>give recipient some poo and a wagon wheel

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>>32197617

Pls send me cool Russian shit Santa.
Also when are we getting emails?

>>32197932
Soon.™

>>32197590
is used?

>>32183548
Sportsman guide has pretty good oddball milsurp if you dig for it.
CTD is mostly terrible but has good stuff sometimes.
I wish brigade quartermaster was still around

>>32197704
Woo, Denmark!

>>32198553
Tak!

Maybe one of these years I'll join in

>getting paired today
>Can't go shopping until next weekend
>Nothing remotely close to me in the way of surplus or gun stores

Wew. Might get to my guy a bit late but I'll try my best.

>>32197578
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>>32197704
I'm jealous anon. I love collecting coins and stuff, since I was a kid. I have very little canuckistani stuff, so I'm jealous of what you got.

>>32197617
They stopped making pennies here, wonder how rare they're gonna get. I lost my 1942 penny...

What stencil should I paint on the ammo can I'm shipping?

>>32199972
a dick. a big fat dick.

I hope my match has an AR, or I'm gonna be kinda fucked. And if he's no guns, I'm double fucked.

>>32200010
I'm already sending one in the can so that would be redundant

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I'm so excited and want to get my match right now. I gotta know so I can start packing this stuff up.

>>32172097
Have you sent out our matches yet? I don't believe I've gotten anything.

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>>32200663
>>32200679
I'm doing them right now, we have 223 participants, which is fucking amazing. That's more than 4 times as much as we've ever had on /k/ in the past and almost half as many participants as /a/, which is a MUCH LARGER board. I'll have them sent out by tonight.

>>32201065
do you know what all other boards are doing this?

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>>32201065
> it's happening now!

>>32201065
Good deal man, looking forward to it.

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>>32201065
So, are we going to have some unboxing threads in the near future then, right?

It sounds so comfy...

>>32201092
I'm participating in /k/, /out/, /cgl/, /toy/, and /a/'s Secret Santas. /co/ is also doing one where they share links to each others anonymous Amazon wishlists, like how /out/ has been doing it in the past til I offered to do pairings with them this year.

I'm not sure which other boards do it though I imagine there's others out there considering how many boards 4chan has now.

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>>32201176
Heck yeah.

>>32201221
Hell yeah, I didn't mention it yet but was going to tell everyone when I email them their pairings to avoid opening their presents until Christmas, then we can have a big unboxing thread for all to enjoy. Ideally most folks will get their stuff before the holiday, though some of the non-North American /k/ommandos might not get theirs till after New Years, in which case we'll have another round of openings.

>>32201065
Now just imagine if instead each of those was a removed kebab
Excited for pairings, just got back from picking up a few nic-nacs to include that should be good for anyone... provided they don't like in Eurabia or Bongastan.

>>32201065
because /k/ has money. You can't torrent bullets...yet

>>32201065
>223
That's real fuckn' NATO

I haven't gotten my pairing email yet. I thought we were supposed to get them today?

>>32201961

Posthaste®

Is it ok to just buy things from a website and have that shipped to people since I live in a non free state

>>32202161
yes

>>32201961
Yeah, I was hoping to run to the surplus shop and some other places today but I haven't received mine yet.

>>32201961
>>32202089
>>32202193
Sorry guys, I'm still inputting all the info so I can do the pairings.

>>32202161
If that's how you want to do it, yeah.

>>32202265
It's all good. Monday will work fine and depending upon what they want I might have to make a bit of a drive that wouldn't have happened today anyway.

>>32202165
>>32202265
Ok thanks y I live in upstate New York so I can't get good "high capacity" 30 rounds a second baby killing magazines

I hope you own a PTR, cause im sending you one of my favorite magazines.

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Anyone here build scale models? I've got all sorts of really nice kits, and I may include something like a Tamiya 1/35 Panzer or something, but I don't know if that's something the majority of /k would like.

speaking of sending mags, would you guys prefer some taped mags with some personality or newer mags with less wear and tear? considering they all function the same?

all these are metal GI AR mags

>>32172097
Did you send them out yet? I didn't get one

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>>32202454
Not yet, I'm still compiling all the submissions.


Kek, whomever submitted this, I won't be able to pair you obviously, bu you gave me a chuckle.

>>32202429
I would love to get one of them!! Lol

>>32202429
I'd be willing to learn!

>>32202688
>>32202692
I'm glad to hear it. It's a lot of fun, but I didn't know if it was /k enough. I hope whoever is paired with me enjoys it.

>>32202724
>how to spot reddit or no 4chan
>/k

its /k/, you dont say "slash k" you just fucking say k. Get out.

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>>32202632
>tfw get paired with the god emperor and get sent a $10k 1911 with solid gold boolits

>>32202766
>how to spot noguns kiddo
>goes out of his way to point out how others must browse reddit because of the way they write

projecting much?
forgive me for forgetting the second slash, I wouldn't want to ruin your secret clubhouse

also, have been on /k for years, so fuck off. I've legitimately never browsed leddit.

>>32202632
I hope someone realizes the S. is my last name and it's not South 5101, but hell lets see.
I just now realized this potential error.

>>32202923
and i've been here much longer.

>>32202330
I thought they were called clips in NY? 60 round clips that shoot 1500 cartridges a second. With a small amount of training, you can shoot 30,000 casings per min after reloads because of the bullet button and shoulder thing that goes up.

>>32202429
Yeah man /k/ is autistic enough for that.

>>32202943
Did you put on any meat or do you still shop at Baby Gap?

I ask because all of my surp is too big for you

>>32203461
I AM THIN AND SEXY AND CUTE AND HAVE A MODELS FIGURE, OK? YES? I AM THE PRETTY!!

So wait, declare incendiary ammo or don't declare? Is the chance of getting caught breaking the law worth the money saved in extra shipping fees?

>>32172097
WHERE IS MY FUCKING LIST REEEEEEEEEEE

>>32202923
It's Reddit you fuck. Go back to /lit/ and read some god damn English you 9fag

>>32203514
this

you are dampening my christmas spirit

>>32203514
AUTISTIC SCREECHING

>>32203555
>everyone has to speak the way I do, or else they're wrong!!!
>w-we sure are better than reddit and 9gag, r-right guys?

>>32203514
chillz out nigggguuuuuhhhh,
not like you'll ship it till tomorrow anyways

>>32203584
now youre getting it
Remember to report all people blocking the pool

>>32172097

>Cutoff date Dec. 1

I still want to give, OP.

>>32203603
Give him a big sloppy dick in your mouth you fat retard! I hope you get raped by gorillas!

>>32203665
lewd and rude

>>32203603

I signed up, despite the cutoff date. I hope this will be good.

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>>32203665
This gave me such a kek.

Pardon me, but I had a retard moment and I forgot what bracket I'm in. Anyway to get that figured out?

>>32203603
Just sign up. It's not like it'll hurt you in any way.

>>32203758
attempt to edit your submission form then don't edit it

>>32203758
You should be able to edit your response in the Google docs form you originally used to sign up

>>32203509
Please declare any ammo you're shipping. Don't want you or your target getting dicked over.

>>32203514
>>32203565
>>32203576
I'm working on it guys, I just have to input 20 more submissions then I can start emailing out the pairings.

>>32203603
You have like 20 minutes to signup, starting....NOW!

>>32203758
This >>32203828 >>32203837

I'll also be reminding everyone what bracket they are in when I send out their matchings.

>>32203886
oh they are getting a dicking from all the dilfos they will receive!

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Selling my HRA US Survival AR-7! Chambered in .22lr and has over 500 rounds under its belt.

Comes with stock, receiver, barrel, 4 magazines, strap and the original box! ! I'm in the Salt Lake area if interested!

Wrong thread, sorry

>>32203991
This is a giving thread, not a selling thread, anon.

>>32203907
I wish a nigga would.

>>32204002
You ruined Christmas!

>>32203837
>>32203828
>>32203886

Same guy. Thanks guys!

>>32204021

Sorry, I was in this this thread as well

>>32190387

when you want a dildo but dont want to ask for one
when you have no face

signed up.

Hopefully, please no brownies.

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>>32204069

>>32203886
I'm so hyped either way. I hope to god whoever I get wants milsurp clothing, because I was a retard and bought some prematurely for this.

If they want something else... Well, at least I got some nice Flecktarn as a gift to lonely old me.

>>32204059

Didn't work, I'm going to adjust it anyway

>When you write down your armory in interests and give shorthand for your last name and it kind of ends up looking like an add-on to the address all in hindsight
I'm going to cause some problems...

We're you supposed to get a confirmation email for signing up? I feel like i very distinctly remember filling out the form when these threads first popped up but i don't think i got a confirmation email about it now i'm worried it didn't go through or something

>>32204257
check promotions or social category in gmail

>>32204257
>>32204277
Signed up on the 30th and didn't get a confirmation either.
Oh well I'll have to wait and see then I guess.

>>32204094
What are you a new fag that see the screencap?

Ok, submissions are closed. All of the current participants information has been categorized minus those that gave insufficient answers like partial addresses.

EMAIL ME BACK AS SOON AS YOU CAN!

The rest of you will start getting your pairings over the next few hours starting in descending order of price brackets from $10 and under on down.

>>32204440
check spam?

>>32204495

Shhh.

I think Santa is watching us...

You don't want coal in your stocking!

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>>32204509
now I'm wondering if I messed up my address and fucked it up

time to double/triple/quad check

>>32204511
Checked all folders. Didn't even think confirmation would be emailed as it said thank you for filling the form or whatever when I did it originally. If I'm in and get paired, great. If not, no big deal I guess.

>>32204509
Shout out to you for helping my retarded ass out lol

i signed up in the first post, and ive never received an email back confirming or anything, soooooo i guess fuck it.

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>>32204544
AT THIS POINT IF YOU NOTICE YOUR ADDRESS IS WRONG PLEASE EMAIL ME!!!

I WILL NOT BE CHECKING THE GOOGLE FORM FOR CHANGES!!!!

>>32204617
The mass email program I use may have sent the confirmation emails to your spam or promotions folder.

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>>32204509
All screeching aside, thank you for putting in the leg work and putting this together.

Even if I get burnt, I still appreciate your hard work.

Also you're a faget

>>32204617
>not reading
He said he's starting from the cheapest brackets and going down.
Give it time, he'll get it done.

>>32204700

WHERE'S MY MATCHUP YOU DUMB NIGGER

jk love you and thanks for your work, hopefully I get matched up unlike last year.

>>32204700
I still don't think I've gotten an email, are you still sending them?

>>32204700
I can't find a confirmation email but the form told me it was sent successfully so i'll just trust that.

>>32204772
>>32204787

let him work mi amigos, go to sleep or some shit.

>>32204787
how are you still accessing the form? for me it says it's closed

>>32204817
I'm not. I was just talking about yesterday when I last viewed it.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

where's my email

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>32204787
Contacted him to see if things needed to be ironed out. Trust in the form and based Merchant even if you think you may have been unclear on something, he's got your back.

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>>32204927

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>>32204596
My pleasure mate.

>>32204703
No problem man. Since I'm actually doing the pairings this time around, I'll have a better handle on any burns that happen.

>>32204766
Yeah yeah, I'm working on it lol. Were you the one that called me cunt in your wishlist for not getting paired up last time? lol

>>32204772
I'm not sending out any confirmation emails, just the pairings, so you'll get your pairing at some point in the next few hours.


All $10 and under Brackets have been matched! Moving on to the next Bracket!

>>32205061
How many brackets do you have?

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>>32205061
Was going to change my bracket and shitpost a little in the gift suggestion text box, oh well.
I can't wait to see my match

>>32201065
5 minutes til midnight and no email =(

>>32205293
If you look 2 post up you'll see he literally just started, and he's doing the destitute poorfags and unfestive fucks first.

>>32205306
We'll you see anon....I was reading from higher up and didn't get that far yet. Figured it would be better to bitch and moan instead of figuring out what's going on first. This is /k/ afterall

>>32205293
...because you plan on buying something, packing it up, and shipping it RFN?
chill.

>>32205061
yo so do we just go ahead and send our gifts to our guys once we get the email or should we wait up?

>>32205542
send asap, wait till the 25th to open

>>32205613
thank you anon will do

>>32205613
Yeah, i'm hoping I get mine pretty quick after tonight. I'll be out of town on Christmas so hopefully my package gets to me so I can take it with. Wouldn't want to miss out on the sharing here on /k/.

>>32205639
same Im actually leaving my house on the 19th and coming back on the 3rd of jan so I hope mine comes swiftly

>>32205613
It's going to be tough getting all of the parts here and then repacking and shipping so they get it in time, but here's hoping I can pull it off.

>>32205657
Oh man, you better be praying to the cube. I don't leave until the 21st so I probably should be too lol.

>>32205666
r u sending him legos :)

>>32205666
Sup satan. Yeah, I'll need a day to think of a good present, monday and tuesday to get it, and hopefully I can send mine out on Wednesday. Basically I just want this done with already.

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>>32205188
6, though anyone that signed up as "other" will probably get matched tomorrow.

>>32205283
Too slow, lol.

>>32205293
>>32205306
>>32205328
kek

>>32205542
This >>32205613

$15-20 Pairings are done!

Moving on to the next!

>>32205666
>>32205690
This is why i'm really happy that there are quite a few surplus and gun stores near by plus there are a bunch of good bookstores and antique stores near too if my dude is into that.

>>32205710
Thanks for organizing this shit. Not convinced too many other people would want to.

>>32205710
which bracket got the most participants?

>>32205719
Sadly there are only a few Milsurp stores nearby.
I'll have to take a trip down to the one near the local base.

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Its it kosher to take a picture of all the stuff back in the box because I'm so proud of how /k/ wierd my stuff is. I think it would be cool to match the opening images to our packing images, Although I see the value in 100% surprise

I hate wal-mart because all of south louisiana's weird spices and foodstuffs sent nationwide in the last decade. So much of our shit isn't as special for you cunts, I'm still searching though.

>>32205838
Yeah, unfortunately most of the unique to Michigan things I know of are beverages so they'd probably be hard to ship.

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IM GETTING ANTSY HERE WAITING ON MY EMAIL. CRIMSON, IM IN A VERY GIVING MOOD! VAMOOOOS!!!!

Is it a problem if I put $50 but I might spend a decent penny more? I'm trying to gauge how far fifty will actually get me.

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>>32205735
It's worth it for you guys. I like bringing the community together.

>>32205773
$45-50 had the most participants. I'll do a full stat breakdown in the threads between now and Christmas when we do the unboxing to keep them bumped.

>>32205815
Its more fun to wait, though if you really wanted to take a pic of what you're sending. Don't include the box in the pic. That way if the target is lurking they won't already know the contents just by looking at the box.

>>32205881
Curious, what's the highest bracket?

>>32205881
what was the highest other someone put?

>>32205864
CHILL OUT LIL NIGGA
AINT LIKE YOULL BE SHIPPING IT TILL TOMORROW ANYWAY
>>32205910
other

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>>32205878
Same, I put $50, but I don't see harm in throwing in more, just to hope that my sweet present might make it to an unboxing thread. Plus, I don't want to disappoint a fellow komrade.

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>>32205881
>Other: 13.9%
What... what was the highest?

>.223 responses
NICE
I
C
E

>>32205910
>>32205915
I remember seeing someone have to go down and recieve a Garand at their local FFL one year.

>>32205928
Well hot damn.

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>>32205917
>mfw you just reminded me i have 100 of those thing in my closet

>>32205967
Yeah, but are they steel? I sanded those rusty bitches down and refinished them and they feel SOOOO good to use.

>>32205928
I would probably enter into the $10 category some year just to make some poorfag's dreams come true with a free gun lol

>>32205981
World needs more warm hearted fags like you anon.

>>32206004
Thanks komerade. Ya'll may be faggots but i'm glad I started coming here i'm sure as hell not leaving. Plus a lot of people aren't doing too hot around the holidays and i'm happy to help cheer someone up. Sorry for being really gay there.

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If I want to ship ammo via UPS, do they open it up and check the shit/inspect my ammo before they send it? Because the box is a bit... colorful and has a few things in it other than ammo that are going to be awkward to explain.

>>32206074
I don't think so. Ex-USPS worker anon might say otherwise, but I think they'll just slap an ORM-D sticker on it and call it good.

>>32206074
Unless something is leaking, or if it reeks of weed or something, they'll just ship it along and give no fucks. Just make sure your ORM-D sticker is on there indicating ammo, and you're good to go.

We're getting patches from this aren't we? Any idea when we may receive those?

>>32205910
>>32205915
>>32205921
There were several that put down $100, the most dollar amount was $100-200 though he'll have to get paired up with one of the $100 ones as no one else went that high. One other guy is working on a surprise that will be the most expensive gift, though saying anymore would ruin the surprise.

>>32206145
Yes, though they won't be shipping out til after Christmas unfortunately. We'll have another unboxing thread after New Years for the late presents and cards and whatnot.

>>32172097
if I don't get my email soon I'm going to start killing again.

>>32206212
>again
???

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>>32206212
Calm down there Duterte, it's coming.

Bamp limit hit. We may need a new thread.

>>32206212
Sorry man, it's going to be a minute.

>>32206255
Bump limit is 310 now, but yeah I'll make a new thread before bed.

Iv been waiting to get paired all day.
All I want to do it buy some specific gifts for who I get paired with to go along with what I already have.

where muh email!

>>32206364
Japmoot changed it? Didn't even notice.

I'm waiting patiently, hoping that my target is in my inbox before bed.

>>32206364
So what do we do about the return to sender address on the box we send?
I don't want any more 4chan people get my address.

Is it closed?

Plz let me in plz. I was working to not be neet. Lemme play plz.

>>32206490
Get a PO Box or trust that the anon on the other end won't fuck you.

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>>32206497
fucking slackers who've missed all the previous threads GIT

>>32206504
I haven't been on as much as I would like. Working full time and school has taken a toll admittedly.

>>32206490
They know that you also have theirs.

>>32206509
Find some anon to do it with you off the books.

Fucking Cracker!
The guy you matched me with lives like 50 miles away.
I'm not paying shipping for a 20 minute drive, fuck that I'm just gonna drop it off at his place.

>>32206554
>Fucking Cracker!

What did xhe mean by this?

>>32206557
idk my negro

>>32206557
Oops meant Crimson not Cracker
:^)

>>32206417
Yeah, about 3-4 months ago, maybe longer.

>>32206490
Honestly, if you're concerned about it you can put my mailing address as the return. Just be sure to tell your target that you were the one giving the gift to them and not me. My address is in the footer of the email you'll get with your target. Just put "The Crimson Caravan" down for the name.

>>32206497
Email me and I'll try to fit you in with one of the anons that offered to gift multiple targets.

[email protected]

>>32206554
Ok, just don't bet a dick or anything. There were actually quite a few /k/ommandos from the same cities, they just didn't get lined up together.

>>32206586
Do you still have more to go?

>>32206615
More to send out? Lots, I'm probably 1/5 of the way through at the moment.

>>32172097
>got paired with guardbro
holy shit win.rar, what should I get him?

just packed my box up and $35-40 seems pretty lean

>>32206717

then add more famalam.

>>32204700
Shit, I didnt get a confirmation email. Is it possible to still apply?

>>32206672
>Grouchy continues begging for attention.wav

>>32206812
Did you already submit a form? Email me and I can check.

>>32206880
What brackets have you paired so far?

>>32206892
10 and under, 15-20 and I'm wrapping up 25-30 at the moment.

>>32206880
I'm the faggot whose address changes in early december, is all that squared away or should I get in contact with you?

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>>32206819
who the fuck is grouchy, im just a fag from washington

>>32206717
>tfw 100 and my box feels pretty small too

I keep finding little things to add though. I think it's okay to add some stuff just to fill it out.

what in the hell is a dildo bayonet? also does anyone know if there are things i cannot ship to california? ex, knives

>>32206987
Shoot me another email, I want to make sure I let the person targeting you know that you need to get your present ASAP.

>>32206074
No, opening every box would be a logistics nightmare.

(I'm UPS anon from above.)
If you don't want to pay for the Hazmat shipping just don't declare the ammo, pack it well so it doesn't break open, and walk away

New thread

>32207111
>32207111
>32207111

>>32207113
>If you don't want to pay for the Hazmat shipping just don't declare the ammo

I thought hazmat charges only apply if it's over a certain weight?

>>32206497
Kik me, we can do it separately.

airplaneotaku

>>32207118
Let me try that again

New Thread

>>32207111
>>32207111
>>32207111