Prove me wrong, /k/.

>>32165093
>Gun free zones work
And I'm the ignorant one?

>>32165093
It was great bait until you got to
>switching the safety off
Some guns don't have safeties. Next time, remove that part and you'll catch more faggots than the Gestapo

>>32165093
>I'm armed and deadly even after they've taken your gun away at the metal detector

Until i pull a Glock 7 on you, you know what that is?
It's a porcelain gun made in Germany.
It doesn't show up on your metal detectors and probably costs more than what you make in a month.

>>32165093
What if I have a black belt and carry a gun? Did you consider that?

In all your sagacity, have your really thought this through?

>>32165209
The 21 Foot Rule still applies. I don't need to fumble around for my weapon. You do.

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>>32165093
>black belt
Still gets his ass handed to him by a wrestler because he bought his black belt at a chain karate store.

>>32165093
>Your average black belt

Stop right there.
What does it take to become a black belt?

Dedication to taking classes, mastering form and fundamentals, getting time employing everything you learned under simulated stress by going to competitive events.

Apply all those to someone who now does that with a ranged weapon capable from delivering lethal force from well beyond arm's reach and you have invalidated your own argument.

I'm not saying every gun owner or CCW will master their craft to the same level as a black belt, but then again how many black belts are walking around in the average neighborhood?

>>32165262
That implies you even know I'm going to attack.
There will be a bullet in your brainstem before you know you're in a fight.
>Thanks for playing.
>Game over, you lose.

>>32165437
That's cute. You think you'd have time to unholster your weapon. ;)

>>32165093
Being that I train in martial arts I'm gonna have to tell you that you're dull of shit. I carry a full size 9mm with 17 in it cocked and locked because you never know when half a dozen BLTs are going to accost you. You do realize how hard it is to fight that many people at the same time right? Most masters of their study can't do that.

>grow up
Kek

>>32165465
That's cute, you think you'll have time to react to 1000+fps :^

>>32165093
You again?

Why not both? Fucking gun kata trumps both. You motherfuckers need to rewatch equilibrium.

>>32165465
a response like this only proves that the only black belt you have is the magazine you bought at the corner store

>ITT: *teleports behind you*

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>Your average black belt will dominate most defence situations

This is why you MOB THEM.

It's all about punching people in the face and frankly, 4-6 untrained hands win two trained hands quite easily.

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>>32165093
>Gun free zones work.

The only "gun free" place I go to are airports, which have tons of people with guns walking around.

>Do you chumps wear a holstered pistol to bed or around the house?

I have a pistol on top of my nightstand and rifle under my bed. I also have two pistols stashed around my house in other places.

So, yes to answer your question.

>Or is it just a security blanket you pussies?

No, I have a reenforced security door.

>>32165538
Magazine? You mean ammo? I don't think so chump, my limbs are the only weapons I need. I don't need your primitive 16th century gunpowder BS.

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>>32165619
no a book with pictures you illiterate faggot

>>32165371
I went to a "blood and guts" TKD school, not a MacDojo where 10 yr olds can buy (oops - I meant earn) a black belt. Adults only could earn their BB at our joint. Most TKD schools are Olympic style sparring, shit that is completely useless on the street. We incorporated a pretty eclectic mix of MA into our training: takedowns, chokes, throws, joint locks were par for the course in our sparring.

I hated forms and saw no use for them. We did cane work, which I disliked as well. - What kind of healthy man carries a cane nowadays? And what kind of person who needs to use a cane will be able to perform the full speed/ full strength defenses we were taught?

We went to one or two tournaments are year where self defense and grappling were on the agenda. Point sparring, musical forms and group forms make me sick - nothing real life about that.

I only had to use MA on the street only once. I think someone tried to mug me in Manchester one night, but I didn't let it develop long enough to know for sure.

It took me about eight years to get my black belt. My BB test took 10 hours to complete over a three day period. I was only the 5th student at the school to earn a BB.

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>>32165785
post of pic of yourself with a timestamp

until then take your LARPing to >>>/fit/

>>32165642
oh, you mean that "old media" that's dying

>>32165093
>Do you chumps wear a holstered pistol to bed or around the house?
Do you not?

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>>32165093

Catch!

>>32165785
BTW, I prefer CC and have firearms located in several places in my house. I prefer to use bullets than my fists.

>>32165798
Ouch. I will look for one.

>>32165828
You don't look for one faggot, you take a new one with you holding a piece of paper with the time and date on it

That how you prove it's you and not some landwhale pretending to be an operator

How new are you?

>>32165093

You are totally right. All those pussy soldiers should just get rid of their rifles and just punch the adversary into submission. Probably wouldn't have lost a single guy on D-Day if they had spent more time learning to kick a man's head and less time with all that useless marksmanship training.

Fucking retard. A single bullet will cause more damage than ten punches from Mike Tyson in his prime.

>>32165642
Is that a magazine from the 80's or some shit? That's pretty old media anon. Not sure why you'd think such media is relevant.

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>>32165093
>Muh black belt
That's about as useful as the Unarmed Combat classes we got.
>Gun free zones work
Nigger, my whole country is a gun free zone and I CC all day erry day.
>Wearing a holster around the house
Acceptable if you're trying to break a new one in.
>Metal detectors
Lolwhat, I never encounter those.
>I'm ARMED AND DEADLY
>HEART OF A WARRIOR
>TO DEFEAT
>THE HUNNNNNNNS
Sure thing, Tum Tum.

>>32165093
This post is getting serious replies yet people on this site talk shit about reddit.

>>32165093
It's like you want disabled people to have no way to defend themselves. Not everyone is strong enough to be a martial artist, you bigot

>>32165785
>"blood and guts TKD"

cringe

>>32165093
>>32165262

https://youtu.be/MsKj6RGQ2VM

Against someone who has spent equal time and effort into perfecting their draw and gun handling in general you would be at a disadvantage in almost every scenario.

>>32165093

Black belt here

It's either gun or run for me

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>>32165093
lets all just click that "report" button since OP seems to be on the wrong board. This is /k/, a magical place. You are looking for /pol/, a place not unlike hell. Hopefully you can find your way there after your ban OP.

>>32165093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIbQfNkHH3w

Fuck off Mac

>>32165808

hey as long as it works.png

>>32165209
You'd be surprised how much I make in one month.

>>32165093
As an average black-belt I can say this: The average black-belt wouldn't try to fight, they would try to escape. There is always time to escape if there is time to fight. It is a simple choice between flight or fight. Usually your brain makes this decision automatically, but you can consciously force your decision with practice.

This might work if every security guard were actually an unseen ninja waiting in the removable ceiling tiles by every entrance of the building AND there was only one attacker with a weapon holstered and safe. Also, there's somehow no other option than to attack the attacker.

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>>32165111
> catch more faggots than the gestapo
Holy fucking kek thats rich

>>32165961
And I have to ask, how much do you think the average person would do this? How common would it be? Not very. Hence the 21 foot rule. It exists for a reason, don't rely on your gun to save you.

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>>32165093
Made this just for you, OP.

>>32166212

How much does the average person practice martial arts?

The whole point is that in the majority of situations two equally trained individuals, one with firearms the other with some martial art, the one with a gun had a distinct advantage.

Its also important to recognize that one does not preclude the other and being prepared for as many situations as possible is always the preferable route.

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>>32165828
Pics are too old for time stamp to be relevant. You'll have to believe that it's the late '00s.

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>>32167289
Over and out.

>>32165093
>knifehand
I wan't to shoop a DI hat on him

>>32165093
and if a buffed black belt nigger breaks into the house of an old lady to rob and possibly kill her how is the old lady going to defend herself?

>>32167380
>the ancient martial art from the orient, the "hand of the knife" style, is designed to emotionally debilitate and shame your foe

>>32166114

>LMAO EXDEE /K/ LE MAGICAL

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>>32165209

I dont think they know but Im not gonna spoil the fun

>>32165093
When you leave your mothers basement and go out into the world you will see time and time again these black belts get into fights and find out that fighting is not like a kata or a tournament. If I had a nickel for every time someone thought they were going to HIYA! their way through a guy in a bar and learned that people sucker punch, scratch, bite and grab nuts in a fight.

>>32165808
BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP KA BOOM

>>32165093
>the thought of OP's ass being violated by 12 angry ass 6' 7" black dudes because he said 1v1 me irl i bet you're too much of a coward Imma black belt

Never ceases to amuse.

I'm a black belt, I have a gun, your move OP, be sure it isn't your last.

>>32167852
*teleports behind you*

Pssh, nothin personell kid

>>32165093
Ez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdN-UtL5VuU

>>32165093
Thanks for proving that /k/ is the eternally easiest board to troll. Even your D- (and that's being generous) """effort""" will no doubt illicit 200 replies before night fall. Because out of all the thousands of posters, I am clearly the only one who knows what the fuck a report button is.

>>32165093
Nigga a ceramic knife is like fifteen bucks at target and isn't found by metal detectors. A knife is also a lot easier to use in close proximity, such as hand-to-hand combat.

Bonus points if you manage to snap the blade while it's buried four inches into the guy's side.

>>32167557
Hue

>>32165093

> t. Martial Autist

>>32165785
>Meanwhile outside of OP's "blood and guts" man love session.
http://www.cbs46.com/story/30602098/one-dead-one-injured-in-overnight-shooting

>>32167529
Exactly, you proved my point. She wouldn't be able to defend herself from a black belt martial artist.

>>32167945
F- for your attempt at grammar.

>>32167743
I bet you're one of those retards that claim you'd shoot someone down the minute they're slightly aggressive. Never fails to amuse.

Real life isnt fucking like Grappler Baki
But it'd be pretty cool though

But if I shitpost in this thread, the fucking mods will ban me.

Way to go you retards. Way to fucking go.

>>32165093
I don't expect to ever need to defend myself against a black belt. By having the discipline to achieve black belt status, they will undoubtedly also have some level discipline in other areas and a sense of respect or honor which will preclude the possibility of myself needing self defense from them.
If this somehow turns out to not be the case, I'll just shoot them.

We really need to make /k/ a 25+ board. That's the only way to cut down on the near endless shitposting.

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>>32168112
>mfw I'm a 5,000 year old vampire and shitposting at the speed of light

>>32168112
I'm sorry you think differing opinions are shitposting.

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>>32165093
>Teleports behind you and shoots you
>"Heh, nothin personal kid"

WOO OOOOOO! YEAH SHITPOSTING! 4CHAN! WOO OOOOO! GOD I MISS THESE APPLEBEES POSTS! TAY TAY!

>>32168313
Taylor Swift is attractive.

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>>32165262
https://youtu.be/j_6bmrqIsP8

>>32165859
What's the conversion to Mike Tyson bites?

>>32165232
>>>32165093 (OP)
>What if I have a black belt and carry a gun? Did you consider that?
>In all your sagacity, have your really thought this through?
*fagacity
FTFY

>>32168580
I'm not watching that from the look of the thumbnail.

>>32168580
The gun is already out. Are you retarded? He could also shoot even faster if he used a magazine fed pistol...

>>32165093
>Fiddling with the safety
>Gun free zones work

Stopped reading right there

LOUDLY AM I SHITPOSTING! LOOK AT ME GUYS! LOL LOOK LOOK LOOK!

LE REDDIT AMIRITE?

>>32168972
Was a shitpost m9

>>32168972
The video was the point here.

>>32165093
>grow up
>martial arts better than gun

niceme.me

>>32169446
He can dodge bullets like hes Neo

>>32169787
You need to take the gun out first. You won't.

>>32168112

What if.. and it's a big 'what if'..
/k/ posters have to post timestamps with their gun?

get rid of lots of kiddies and noguns.

>>32165093
>Prove me wrong.
>You can't.

Anyone could post literally any video of TMA faggots getting BTFO and disprove you.

t. someone who actually trains to fight

>>32170465
Not everyone is here to talk about guns. And that's fine. I don't mind people wanting to talk about tanks or armor or knives or whatever. Just less blatant shitposting. It's not even clever. It took OP MAYBE 2 minutes to think up and make his post. God damn, if you're going to troll at least make it worthwhile.

But no. Because we have over 75% of this board as teenagers, they will respond to anything thinking they're big swinging dicks.

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>>32165111
>catch more faggots than the Gestapo

>>32170042
Ok bro

Muay Thai, and Jiu-Jitsu are the only two legit martial arts, and they both consider the term martial art to be an insult. Muay thai refers itself the science of 8 limbs. jiu jitsu a combat sport. Either one skilled in vs unskilled will simply rape.

>>32165977
Are you me?

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>>32165093
>Do you chumps wear a holstered pistol to bed or around the house? Or is it just a security blanket you pussies?
>I'm armed and deadly even after they've taken your gun away at the metal detector. Prove me wrong.

What did this have to do with the rest of the post? Are you implying that black belt martial artists are going to invade my house?

>>32170921
The correct term for OPs kind is "martial autist"