How many of you fags have actual combat experience?

I fought my cat once. My forces were able to reassemble and mount a counter attack but again we were driven back. I'll never get my bore snake back at this rate.

>>31908138
Nobody on /k/. They're all just larpers posting photos of their brothers, fathers, uncles and whatnot.

I've been involved in serious skirmishes with the groundhogs on the farm for nearly 20 years now

>>31908138
I have over 300 confirmed kills of cinder blocks.

>>31908138
>being infantry pleb

>>31908138
What If I say yeah? You'll ask me to talk about with you. No thanks.

This is my audience
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Thank you for being a civilian.

>>31908138
I have experience combating getting soft while wearing condoms.

>>31908313
Not what my mom said

>>31908138
I fought the law and the law won.
Also,I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

>>31908341
Your mom said he says hard easily?

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>>31908313
Masturbate less bro

>>31908138
it was a battle to try and teach your mother how to eat ass , I think I have ptsd from the horrible method she used

Follow up question, those who do have combat experience, do you think it's necessary to be able to adequately defend yourself/senpai/home in shtf or something like that

>>31908359
but then you cum too quickly

>>31908363
If experience was necessary, then how could anyone that's never done it before accomplish the task the first time. Everyone would just of died.

See the fallacy?

>>31908280
>semper pee
thank you for your cervix

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Does getting shot at and shooting back at niggers count?

>>31908514
Greenly text that story up.

>>31908138
I shot a mouse with a bb gun once and only cried for 3 hours, so I guess you could say I am ready to fight in WW3.

>>31908138
We had a chimpmunk problem so I'd catch them in the have-a-hart trap and then drown them in the old sistern

>>31908626
Same here brother. Too be fair those fucking chipmunks were chewing up the power cables going to the porch lights.

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>>31908138
Go ask fucked up guys in >>>/lgbt/

>>31908138
no irl combat experience here but I beat Max Payne 3 on the hardest difficulty

>>31908353
Are you stuck in Folsom prison?

>>31909788
I do have combat experience and ALSO beat Max Payne 3 in hardest difficulty. So does that make me the king of men?

I'm also the top level of evil in Infamous.