Why do people who like guns usually also wear cargo shorts?

Not true. Some gun owners (like those who own FN FALs) wear super short shorts.

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>>31896852
>own guns
>no cargo shorts
>no shorts in general that aren't for working out
>wearing shorts outside of workouts past the age of 13
>ISHYGDDT

Because they're practical

>>31896852
Because people who like guns are childish as fuck

where else am i suppose to fit my pocket pussy and spare magazine?

Being 6'5 it's fairly hard finding shorts that maintain around a knee-length legs. Cargo shorts are usually baggy and the extra pockets are great for your paranoid /k/ommando who needs extra mags/dildos incase they become trapped.

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>Generic tennis shoes designed for jogging
>T-shirt that shows just how big of a corporate whore you are
>Cargo shirts

It makes you automatically look like a ten-year-old.

>But it's comfortable

Yeah, I'm sure that's what all the fat bitches who waddle around town in pajama bottoms also say. Have some dignity.

>>31896852
Because they're comfy and easy to wear

>>31897044
I wear cargo shorts when I'm hiking, or I don't have anything else clean

>itt people actually trying to justify what they wear to posters on an ANONYMOUS image board

What the motherfuck?

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>>31897044
why should she get out of pajamas when im just trying to get her into bed anyway?

>>31896852
I have many pockets to carry things around at work

>>31896852
Because they're usually a pretty big guy.

>>31897123
Beat me to it

>>31896891
And I thought I was the only one who believed that shorts were for boys

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>>31896852
I've got no idea tbqh, cargo pants are objectively better

>>31896852
Autism

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>>31897044
You just described me, haha
I look like I don't give a shit because I don't give a shit, eat me

>>31897321
Are you baneposting?

>>31897044
jokes on you, looking like a 10-year-old is my ultimate gray man strategy

>>31896891
This

>>31896852
They make you look like a toddler people need to stop wearing them
>muh freedoms
>muh gtfo /fa/
No quit dressing like children
Jeans, slacks, or chinos. And no mom jeans either you degenerates

>>31896852
~comfy~

>>31897391

Fuck that. I will wear a track suit and only a track suit and you can't stop me.

>>31897408
Found the russkie.

I'm a gun nut, and my fashion goal is to be mistaken for the maintenance man anywhere I go. Duluth pants and Carhartt shirts all day every day. Thick flannel now that it's getting colder.

The best cross section of the gun-loving community I have is from gun shows, and basically everyone there wears jeans or cargo pants, even in the summer.

>>31896852
At a guess? Because it's better to have pockets you don't need than to need pockets and have none available. Same logic as carrying a gun.

>>31897391
So if it's hot as shit I should wear jeans or slacks instead of shorts? Don't get me wrong, I don't like cargo shorts in general, but shorts are nice and comfy when it's hot out.

>>31896852

Who cares?

>>31897602
>So if it's hot as shit I should wear jeans or slacks instead of shorts?
I do. Also, I'm not that anon, wear whatever you want, but I don't wear shorts except when I'm working outside alone or exercising.

>>31896852
>this thread again
Do you have some kind of complex, OP?
You're like that weirdo who posts those greentext threads with stock images of crying little girls.

>>31897695
Well I'm thinking of free-time. If I'm working then it's whatever the dress code is. If I'm not at work I just can't see how anyone would willingly wear jeans/slacks in 90+ F weather if they planned on going outside any time during the day.

>>31897733
Oh, I didn't mean working at a job, I meant gardening at home or bodywork on my cars. I do wear only long pants when I plan to go out, even in 90+ days. Heat does not bother me. What does bother me are restaurants and other places of business who feel that it's prudent to turn the ac up to artic temperatures in the summer.

>>31896891
This
Learn to wear fucking pants like a big boy

So they can carry their virginity.

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>>31896891
>>31897285
>>31897364
>>31897798

>>31896891
>I have never lived somewhere tropical.jpg

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>>31896852
Why do white people wear shorts with shoes?
Why do white people wear shorts and sandals WHILE WEARING SOCKS?

Jesus fucking Christ, even handsome cunts automatically turn into geriatric pedophiles whenever I see White tourists in either getup.

>>31896891
normal khaki shorts are acceptable when its fucking hot outside

>>31898039
This, come to Texas when its over 100°.

>>31896891
>obese people trying to justify never wearing shorts

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>>31897321

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Comfy as fuck
Can hold a lot of stuff
Triggers the people in the milsurp/camo threads

>>31898002
u cant handel the swag, m8?

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>Pants wearing barbarians wear short pants when it gets too hot

Does the degeneracy know no end?

>>31896852
Wear cargo pants like a big guy.

>>31898002

The fuck is wrong with shorts and shoes?

Do you have some sort of complex?

>>31896852
these threads are fucking gay

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>>31898002

>shorts with shoes

Sometimes you just have to do things that make you sick, but it gets the job done.

>>31897798
What about in places where its 100 degrees outside?

>>31897408
Hey there, how many adios you have? Do you keep vodka and cheap cigarillos in your track suit to? We should squat together sometime. Cheeki breeki.

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>>31896891
Because they're comfy and easy to wear.

>>31899032

Stay indoors in the air conditioning.

>>31896891
>tfw I like to wear cheap basketball shorts, dirty t-shirts and old shoes because I like looking like shit

>all these anti-shorts
>"B-but you don't NEED high-capacity compact pants!"
Will your brain explode if I told you there are pants that can zip off the legs and become shorts.

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Most people again't shorts probable aren't from areas where there's constant high temperatures and and drye or not humidity.

For those areas where's there's a more cool air shorts might be something not common, but when it's 32ºC and you won't work and will just go do grocery or something simple.. sometimes shorts are just better.

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>>31897391
I live on a beach...!
A cold day here is 80
very light clothing the norm... Folks look at you like crazy man wearing too much clothing. Even bankers and lawyers wear light casual stuff here.
>>31899046
you just fulfilled the stereotype of a basement Dweller/Shut in
>>31897324

And since I'm not actually out of shape/overweight, wearing shorts does not have any real downside.

>>31898002
>Why do white people wear socks and sandals?

It's just white dad's that have stopped caring what they look like

>>31896891

Sorry man, but my state manages to post 60+ days of 100+ degree days a year. I'd much rather have autistic folks talk shit on my fashion than die of heat stroke.

>>31897321
That's a big pizza.

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>>31897044
>>T-shirt that shows just how big of a corporate whore you are

That shit ain't Polo broke ass nigga.

>>31896852

I don't own any shorts except exercise shorts

>>31896852
I live in south Florida and am /fit/

Cargo shorts and board shorts are what I wear almost always when not working because I dare you to find a pair of pants that looks good on a guy with bulky legs

Shorts let me show off my calves

Itt:

>I wear slacks no matter the weather conditions while I drink my black coffee and listen to classical music while smoking a meerschaum pipe and tipping my classy fedora

You all sound like children trying to sound more """""mature""""" than other children by talking about what you hate

>>31899046
faggot

>>31899379

Also I own cargo shorts because sometimes I have a lot of stuff to carry around, it's hot where I live, and as a 29 year old married man I could not give less of a shit what anyone thinks about my choices in personal fashion.

I wear only Firehose brand pants.

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>Not wearing durable and masculine Stubbys

>>31896868
fpbp

>>31899379

/thread

How the fuck is this /k/ related?

I don't wear cargo shorts, I wear cargo pants
>>31897182
this desu

>>31896891
Sounds like you live in a communist shithole that never gets hot.

I live in a desert that regularly reaches 110 in the summer. suck my cock you forest dweller.

>>31896891

laughing Rhodesians.jpg

>>31899379
I drink black coffee because cream and sugar tastes bad in coffee. I don't do it to be cool or make a statement.

>>31897602
Ok I apologize, regular shorts, at the correct length, without cargo pockets are acceptable

>>31896852
>cargo shorts
>cargo
Because I like the extra pockets.
>shorts
Because I'm not so old that my metabolism has started to fail and I can't take 50 degrees F. I'm only 60.

>>31896852
Because I can carry a bunch of shit in them. My wallet, my phone, my eye drops, my nose drops.....

>>31899046
Nigger that is not an option when you work and live in TX.

>>31896891
>Wears the same sweatpants every day

Is no shorts some kind of stupid Yankee thing? It's too fucking hot for pants half the year here...

>>31901176
>Is no shorts some kind of stupid Yankee thing?
Correct. It's as retarded as waffle stomping.

>>31901176

I'm a Yankee, I think it's retarded too.

>>31900833
i drink my coffe black because im not drinking it because i like it, im drinking it for the caffine, i feel like its just like the retards who purchase "flavored" cigarettes

>>31896852
Because most gun owners are practical, middle class men who don't really give a fuck about high fashion. I personally don't wear shorts unless I'm at the beach or exercising. But why should we give a fuck?

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>>31896852
Because they have no fashion sense or self respect.

>>31901155
I beg to differ. I live in Houston and I never wear shorts outside of working out or bumming around the house. If I'm going to exercise at the gym or go for a run, then I wear shorts. But walking from my airconditioned car 10 feet to an air conditioned building really doesn't require "warm weather wear". In the summer I always wear pants + t shirt

>>31901284
I smoke menthol smooths and there's nothing u can do about it

>>31899379
>he uses cream and sugar
kys

Becuase they are handy.

>designated wallet pocket
>designated phone pocket
>designated knife pocket
>designated dip pocket
>extra pocket for storing and transporting knick knacks that you happen upon
>extra pocket for holding snack, expended brass, or more dip

Why wouldnt you want to wear cargo shorts?

>>31901383

And a tip of the fedora to you as well, my fellow sophisticated supreme gentleman

>>31896852
The more pockets you have, the more things you can carry. It's like having a chest rig, but built into your pants. Neat, no?

Do they look dorky? Sure. Should you wear them on a date or job interview? Definitely not. Is your girlfriend gonna think you're a nerd for wearing them? Absolutely. But she'll forgive you when you can carry her water bottle, her cell phone, the entire contents of her purse and a spare change of clothes for her (and all of your own stuff) in your nerdy-ass pants while comfily CCing a full size service pistol and an extra mag, all while still having your hands free enough to carry the firewood and the tent out to the campsite. Bitches always need you to carry something. Bitches like it when you carry things for them. Its like math.

(Very effective packmule boyfriend) - (boyfriend wearing nerd pants) = 0 net loss.

It balances out.

Don't knock it till you try it!

>>31898810
Romans invented pants when they got cold on their northernmost campaigns

>>31896852
I only wear shorts around the house

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>>31899510
>Ohio
>communist shithole
>mfw it was generally hotter summers in Ohio than when I lived in Tuscaloosa
>mfw I still wear jeans everyday because working in thick underbrush with shorts on is retarded

>>31897972
You try working construction with any kind of shorts, tell me how it works out for you buddy.

>>31896891
I guess you never go outside

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>>31897123

>>31901852
>work construction
>when I'm not doing geologic field work
>spend more time outside than I do indoors
try again son

>>31901707
>Ohio
>communist shithole
Yep

>>31901943
do tell then, what amazing free state do you live in?

>>31896891
>says someone who lives in the north
No reason to wear only long pants in the south, you sweat your ass off while everyone thinks you're weird.

>>31896852
Probably because the majority of people in general usually wear cargo shorts.
>cheap (generally at or under $20, as low as $5 new)
>widely available (literally everywhere that sells clothes from Walmart to Armani)
>decently comfy with minimal fitting (IE, are they even remotely close to your correct size? Not really? Doesn't matter, they still kinda fit without looking horrible or strangling your balls)
>decently durable (will last several years of regular outdoor use)
>pockets aren't completely worthless (unlike modern "fashion" bluejeans that have 1" deep pockets and like 2 belt loops total)

Sort of how if it's over 65* out most females under the age of 50 are wearing Tempo shorts or Nike leggings.

>>31897733
Around here long pants are pretty much mandatory year round
>it's hot
Great. That means the bullnettle's waist high, there's a thousand ticks per square yard, fire ants are pissier than normal, and chiggers hate everyone
>it's cold
Great, because I totally need an arctic wind on my ballsack blowing up the <13" inseam of my shorts
>it's temperate
Great, the multiflora rose and kudzu and hawthorne and black locust are growing rampant, totally want all those thorns in my shins

Granted I live in basically hell, but still.

>>31898002
At least around here the only people I see wearing socks with sandals are:
>asians of any age or gender (or probably nationality, I can tell a chink from a gook and that's about it)
>old obese black ladies that can't reach tie-on shoes but need the compression socks to control their edema
>white people mimicking one of the above during the days leading up to Halloween (best costume of the year was a middle-aged white guy with an azn mask, 4 cameras around his neck, Hawaiian shirt, no-name cotton bucket hat, fanny pack, golf shorts, and black dress socks with Teva sandles)

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>>31897321
>>31897357
>>31899275

>>31897044
Are there really people out there that think like this?
unless someones walking around with their dick hanging out I don't even notice what the people around me are wearing.
I mean honestly what the fuck are you supposed to wear beside a t shirt and jeans or shorts?

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>>31896852
I like guns
I have a wife who likes hiking, guns and skirts
I get tasked with carrying her stuff when we go out.
I live someplace where the outdoors is pleasant
I have cargo shorts for hiking and shooting.

I also have a baby. He likes spitting up and chewing on things. I enjoy having pockets to stash gross burp clothes and dirty toys.

I promote pic related by wearing cargo shorts. I'm OK with my life choices.

>>31897972
They're so clean! Must work for Labor Ready.

>>31902197
You have a nice life anon.

> Start thread about ridiculously common item
> Insinuate everyone with common item is inept in some way
> 250 replies later...

Every fucking time. What's next, accuse anyone who wears a graphic T-shirt of being a wannabe rockstar? Maybe everyone wearing blue jeans is impersonating a real man who works for a living instead of sitting indoors like a woman?

>>31902197
Noice

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>>31897321
>cargo pants are objectively better
sick aesthetic coming thru

>>31901954
alaska
and i wear shorts every day

>>31896852
because my compact shield fits in the cargo pocket

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>>31902197
>>good job anon, good job

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>>31902197
You sir, are doing it right.

>>31896852
What's wrong with cargo shorts?

>>31902197
How can I get a girl like yours?

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I like how this thread is just below the edc thread

>>31899379
>Slacks
I wear jeans no matter the whether, whether +30 or -30

>>31897972
>construction of any kind
>in shorts
not with modern-day OSHA you don't

also if you're doing any type of real work you will come to understand why shorts are retarded

t.ironworker

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Itt oldies try to justify why their fashion is better

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>>31905260
numale >>>/out/

>>31896898
since you didn't get one yet
>(you)

>>31896852
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>>31896891

>>31896852
Because they're losers

>>31897162
/thread