you have to survive in the jungle for 4 days with one knife

I take all three knives and shove them up op's ass. There's still room for a machete and trenching tool.

>>31818763
Tactical shovel

None because all those knives would break if I used them to cut anything denser than a cardboard box.

>>31818733
>Knife 1 leaks a quart of flammable lube every day
Literally doesn't help me, I can start a fire without it
>Knife 2 gives you bee mastery, you have the ability to talk to bees and access to their delicious honey, although they may not listen to you
I can't imagine talking to bees would be very interesting
>Knife 3 comes with a fucking sick tattoo of a wolf
I guess I choose this option.

For future reference, it's easy as shit to survive in a jungle because there is by definition a shitload of water, and you can easily find edible plants (I'll admit I couldn't because there is no jungle where I am so I don't know the plants) Even if you can't find edible plants, you can easily go a week without food.

So I guess my response to your autistic thread is to take option three, bare my chest to expose my dope tattoo, walk until I find water, snap the shit knife into pieces trying to baton firewood, and wait for 4 days to pass until I am mysteriously rescued.

>>31819243
>I can start one without it
>finding dry tinder
>in a rainforest where blood and sweat on your clothes never dries

>>31819243
>you can easily go a week without food
you can go without food for a week but easy is not the word i'd use for it. hell after 3 days you will eat anything & be grateful for it once your self-disgust passes.

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>>31818733
Knife 4, a Chris Reeve sebenza that has tight tolerances and second to none fit and finish.

>>31820680
its just gonna rust to shit anyhow

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>>31820684
no, it's going to break.

>>31818733
bee mastery

lube is useless and wolves are for edgy 14 year olds

What the fuck is with this thread? it's like europeans who wish they could own knives mixed with csgo kids.
>mtech
I'd rather not waste the 10 dollars.

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>>31820680
Come on...

>>31820807
So close, what is the Ceasar salad maymay?

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Knife 3 is the obvious tactical choice.

>>31818733
Knife 2. Then I will hide in a cave ready to teach any passing by spies about pain.

>>31818788
ASSAULT SHOVEL

>>31818733
what kind of disgusting cancer is this?

>>31820599
Rainforest and jungle are two different things

>>31818733
Can I put the sick wolf tattoo on OPs ballsack?

If so, knife 3

>>31821152
Idk. I hope he says it though.

>>31818733

>>>/tg/