/wfg/ - Writefag General - "Just Fuck My Shit Up" Edition

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>>31758782

FALWritefag
>Argentinian Rose
>Rifles of 'Nam (on standbay)
>Pale King's Disciple (ongoing)(updated)
http://pastebin.com/u/Falwritefag

ATannie (ongoing)(updated)
>Anon gets an AT random Mischief ensues
>Rhinno 2.0
http://pastebin.com/XbWjWNQM

[[ATannie Part 1 pic related]]

JtFag
>Ayys attack earth, old school tanks are last hope (ongoing)(updated)
http://pastebin.com/1qS4EqXS

Guard
>world building(NOT A BASELINE)
http://pastebin.com/233BFr42

AngryHayseed (ongoing)
>Some 40k related writefaggotry
http://pastebin.com/Jy6K92kt

HiPointHomie (on hiatus)
http://pastebin.com/eBS29hA2

Vepr 12
>Hotline Waffegeist series (ongoing)(updated)
http://pastebin.com/u/Vepr12

AnonRhino (completed)
>Lil'Chiappa
http://pastebin.com/JFGrpdjP

kragfag (ongoing)[give me a better subtile]
>anon finds that a Mongolian knitting board was right
http://pastebin.com/D6ZFXMz3

Anon-kun
>L1A1 Parts Kit+Arms of side+just another day
http://pastebin.com/KH5XxAZG

PTRfag
>Light My Fire (standbay)
http://pastebin.com/JY3jiKq4
>NOT CANNON ENDING
http://pastebin.com/iP9w19ar

Another Hipoint story (it´s not related with Hipoint anon)
http://pastebin.com/Af3icZWS

/k/ommandos vs wild (ongoing)(updated)
http://pastebin.com/Sa6N0je7

dudebroguy
>Some Untitled Stories
>National Guard vs Jersey Devil
>Requiem from the gods (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/1cXMnvg4

EchoFiveSeven
> Gun spirits
http://pastebin.com/PpjUvW5k

Not Enough War (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/QMbRQpVL
http://pastebin.com/LRS2ZBrC

10/22 (ongoing)(updated)
>anon gets a raifu and misc stories
http://pastebin.com/uH6v780b

DBW
>Anon gets KSG, roll for sanity loss
http://pastebin.com/r6REt9Gt

It Ain't Me- Fortunate Sons
>Sticks and Stoners(ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/98XiGE6z

Rhodie FAL Guy (being rewritten)
http://pastebin.com/G0edSbFC

A teaser for Chucks and Erica: Erica meets a dog and Chucks gets to experience Pearl Harbor first hand.

I felt my face redden and tried to keep from smiling. "Aw, Chucksh is blushin'. Sho Shweet."
She pinched my cheeks and kissed me on the forehead, pulling my face downwards and standing on her tip-toes to do so. It was so weird at times how she could be outright motherly, when she had the personality of a 16 year old girl or younger.
As the thought crossed my mind another flash.
The smell of the sea, the sounds of birds, the bright blue sky. A song came from somewhere.
"I'm...crazy. Crazy for feeling so lonely. Crazy. Crazy in love...with you."
The distant sounds of approaching engines growing louder. A klaxon alarm and a call to general orders. Running. Scrambling for an ammo can. Opening the dust covers of the twin M2HBs. Slamming them closed. Racking the large charging handles. A flash of black as a strange aircraft breaks across my vision. The heavy THUD THUD THUD THUD of the .50s firing. The aircraft smoking as it impacts the water in a brilliant geyser of debris and water. An impact is felt somewhere below and the concussion hits me before the blast. I roll backwards and in slow motion there sits the USS Arizona, almost white in the sunlight, beautiful and pristine, tracers leaping from her deck guns, men in white and blue uniforms scrambling to and fro upon her and firing rifles and subguns and a cook atop a deck firing a 1911 and over and over again like fire ants they scramble and they shoot and they scream and they cry and I swear I can hear the men and boys alike and the ship herself crying for God and for all of their mothers and for all of the noise to just stop and somewhere below the sounds of a dying Arizona I hear a small, pleading voice growing large telling me to wake up, wake up Chucks, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to think of that, please wake up, please and then a flash and I am sitting on the floor of the garage, screaming.

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>>31758835
Garandfag (ongoing?)(NSFW!!)
>Anon gets hold of Kraut space magic
http://pastebin.com/2nDwG567
>Part 2 of anon gets a Garand (missing part
http://pastebin.com/YqeuEkcN

C8 fag (ongoing)
>C9
http://pastebin.com/HLu19bQJ
>C8A3
http://pastebin.com/nLAN53zg

Lever Gat Fag
>Heirloom rifle (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/gFjLFfKR

556X51 stuff
http://pastebin.com/u/556x51NATO

Ak 4OR (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/MQQyKaf3

Tacticalchucks (ongoing)
>Chucks and Erica
>Down the Road, Over the River
http://pastebin.com/u/Kolt1911

Anons
>It's about /k/ommandos removing supernatural kebab in the dark ages
http://pastebin.com/43gfWSPf
>Some poetry
http://pastebin.com/rJEfGKRf
http://pastebin.com/BErbeUTY
>Shotgun prevents a suicide (feels)
http://pastebin.com/g9srRrDn
>L1A1 (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/sCgZk6Nc
>Serial 1: SHTF, /k/ommando must survive (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/n4HLCXC0
>Tears of a Marlin
http://pastebin.com/06Rbchbb
http://pastebin.com/2rXfAxVM
>Shire Rifle Society
http://pastebin.com/EYjz8Trx
>A WG mades it towards the 40th century
http://pastebin.com/BVwARMkp
>Riikka
http://pastebin.com/u/tsuhna
>AAI
http://pastebin.com/rqG4x42X
>Don't sell your guns
http://pastebin.com/nY7nLVZe
>Untiled(ongoing) [we'll put a title 'till it's kinda clear were this is going]
http://pastebin.com/u/AH64AnimeGirl
>Feisty Muzzleloaders
http://pastebin.com/WJnSYPYv
>Howa arrives (ongoing)
http://pastebin.com/xtSPHVDU
>Viktoria
http://pastebin.com/5StKUQ9k
>a short story of the rifle watching over it's owner as he went through life
http://pastebin.com/8nuWJjnU

This stories are on an undifined hiautus
http://pastebin.com/fS17qWb7

Some google docs of writefaggotry
http://pastebin.com/JUuF7HjC

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>>31758874
Some Guides and tips

http://pastebin.com/gsYuFqb0

In case that Polibus or Archivag forgot about some pastebin/to pastebin some story or didn't properly tag or even tagged at all, yell either at Polibus or at Archivefag in the general

>know about a link to a story that isn't here? send it to either polybus or Archivefag
[email protected]
[email protected]

Link to sticky (updates to many times per day)
http://pastebin.com/edit/5yG5C9ek

Have fun, kids, and happy writefagging.

I changed up the order of the sticky a bit to see if it would flow better or something.

>>31758859
Next time please allow me to finish posting the sticky.

>>31758900
Sure, my apologies.

>>31758340
>reposting the start of casefile 5

The day had been a lazy one so far, with the duo simply lounging around and relaxing. There really wasn't much else to do, anyway.

They were sitting together on the couch. Chris was lying on her back lengthwise, her laptop resting on her knees, and her head resting in Dave's lap. He was somewhat sprawled on one end, halfheartedly watching the talking heads on the news.

"Hmm, this one might be interesting," she said, filtering through e-mails.

"Got another case for us?"

"Potentially."

"Well, don't leave me in suspense, tell me about it."

"How do you feel about skinwalkers?"

"Fucking hell, you're serious?"

"Yup. Apparently our exploits have attracted the attention of a construction company over in Utah. They've contacted us with a description of something lurking in the woods, mimicking voices and spooking the fuck out of all their workers. The workers are actually refusing to return to their sites until the creature's taken care of."

"Fucking sweet. Maybe this'll be what launches us into the limelight? We could get famous."

"I doubt we'd get much media coverage. Specifically because the company has asked for the utmost discretion."

"Oh. Well, can we settle for internet famous?"

"Yeah, I can settle for that." She smiled up at him.

"Cool. When do you wanna set off?" he asked, looking down at her.

"Maybe later. Or tomorrow," she said, stretching out a bit while keeping her head in his lap.

"First thing tomorrow, then," he said. He smirked and patted her head.

>>31758782
>Give thanks to Polybus and Archivefag for keeping /wfg/ afloat.
You bring up a great point
Im usually too drunk to remember, but thanks archive and poly, godspeed you beautiful bastards

>>31758859
You interrupted archive anon, how dare you

>>31758782

Anyone here be interested in a little writefaggotry about a second American revolution. Really it's post revolution with some flashbacks but still.

>>31758947

Don't ask. Just let it drop.

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>>31758947
>all writing is welcome
do it faggot

also posting guard story

>>31758947
Post it
Its now time for grampa streloks daily medicine so i may not be coherent to comment, but ill read it damn you

>>31758959

Well fuck me ok. Give me some time just wanted to see if anyones even interested in shit like that.

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I'll get posting what little I have so far once everyone's done dumping what they've been saving.

>>31758947
Go ahead.

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>>31758946
Sorry guys. Was pretty enthusiastic to get that out there.

Or that's what I tell the women I disappoint.

Repostin'
>>31758363

>Not two seconds after closing the door I hear her begin to cough before starting to violently fumble with the lock

>I briskly make myway over to the door and just as I walk in front of it, the door is flung open and a panicked, gasping cat-gun-girl flies out, tackling me to the ground and landing on top of me

>She gets on all fours leaning over me, panting. With hate in her eyes and venom on her tongue she clearly says

>"What. The. Fuck. Did. You. Do. In. That. Room."

>I say almost stuttering "I-I...you see, I made this chili last night and I uh-"

>She cuts me off. "You do it again and I'll break your arms. It smells like you tried to cremate your pet skunk in a cooking oven and tried to cover the smell with shitty flowers. You're going to make this up to me".

>"Wanna go get some food?"

>Her whole demeanor changes in an instant, going from nightmarish to adorable.

>"дa. That will do." She says, dropping down onto me and snuggling into the side of my neck "That will do."

>"Well, what do you say finish getting you put back together?"

>She looks at me confused.

>"Hold on a second" I say, pushing her off the top of me

>She grunts as she ungraciously flops onto the ground next to where I was laying before turning her head to gaze into my general direction

>I come back dangling her stock in my hand.

>When she realizes what I'm holding she goes wide eyed and turns red as a beet.

>"Y-YOU PERVERT! WHY DID YOU TAKE MY PANTIES?"

>Wat

>>31758782
wtf are you blind? I, the author of "Riikka" started namefagging in the last thread, I also mentioned tanother story that I am writing, direct links to my stories:
Riikka Part 1; http://pastebin.com/XUqteu0J

Riikka Part 2: http://pastebin.com/crap1WXs

(NoTitle (asked for suggestions, none submitted as of now)): http://pastebin.com/j2nX3d0W

>>31759042
Given you named the other after the rifle, continue the trend with hilja?

>>31759042
Suggestions for names
Double Barrel Dragon Dildos pt 2
Abstract art depicting a black widow devouring a chinese person
Wigwom: How I turned an entire country into white man scalps and casinos
Daragnahar, the bear lord reawakens

Okay, full disclosure, i didnt evven click the link and have no idea what story that was...

>>31759093
I'm torn between Abstract art depicting a black widow devouring a chinese person and Daragnahar, the bear lord reawakens.

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Bonnie Croft the Hi Power

>you stretch after you finish setting up the cleaning mat, clp, hoppes, brushes, bore snake, and cleaning clothes on your work table
>cleaning your guns has always had an enjoyable quality to it
Heh, time for my deep cleaning, boss?
>at least it did
>you turn and see Bonnie, the waffegeist of your Browning Hi-Power standing by your chair
>what a gun's waffegeist will look like is always affected by nearly innumerable variables among which is the guns age, the make, the model, and general impression of the gun
>all that said you're still not sure why your hi-power is mini version of Lara Croft
>she looks to be in her mid-teens, has long brown hair tied into a braid usually, wears the iconic light teal tank top, khaki short shorts, and the brown mid-thigh boots
Well? Am I gonna get laid out, stripped ,and cleaned?
>she says with a smirk
>but unlike Croft your hi-power is cheeky and full of sass half the time
>really doesn't help with how she looks 14
>Mind the attitude Bonnie or I'll leave you dirty.
>you say flicking her forehead
Ow!
>she covers her forehead and pouts at you while you maintain a stern look as best as you can
Ugh, fine I'll behave for now.
>she says rubbing her forehead
>Good girl, now come here.
>you say before you scoop Bonnie up and set her on the cleaning pad
>she smirks and kisses the tip of your nose making you blink
>when look down again she's back to gun form
>you roll your eyes then flick on the light above your work area and start dissembling the main parts of the pistol
>you put the frame in the center of the mat
>then start laying out each part you remove before you start cleaning the slide, and move on to the barrel and action
>after you clean those parts you start humming as you reassemble the slide, slip the barrel inside, and set the spring then set the reassembled slide next to the frame
>after looking over the walnut grips you decide to take them off the and give them a good polishing

>>31759070
>Given you named the other after the rifle, continue the trend with hilja?
wasn't me who named "Riikka" in the first place, also I don't feel comfortable with the name "Hilja" (that's the actual given name of my great-grandmother, through conjugation it has a number of different meanings, none of them dirty/anything like that, I just don't feel comfortable naming the story "Hilja", it's hard to explain why, that's just how it is.)

>>31759132
>after taking them off you slip under the table and look around for the wood polish
>after finding and grabbing the bottle you sit up and see Bonnie in human form sitting on the table panting and naked with her legs spread unashamedly wide open leaving her smooth mound in front of you
>you blink as you remember what gun parts equal what clothes
B-boss?
>she pants out as her A cup sized breasts are pushed out with each rise and fall of her chest
>you feel your face heating up and look down only to see her smooth mound is so wet she's glistening in the light
>Bonnie, change back.
>you try to say sternly despite the dryness of your mouth and the twitch you feel in your pants
P-please, again?
>she pleads with her face flush as she starts rubbing and squeezing her small breasts
>you bite your bottom lip as you remember what you did last time
>the rubbing, the caressing, the licking
>you told yourself it was a one time thing
>you told her that it wouldn't happen again
Pleeeease.
>Bonnie pleads as she pinches and tugs on her hard nipples
>fuck it

>>31759154
>you swallow your nervousness then cup and squeeze Bonnie's smooth, wet mound as you lean in and catch one of her nipples between your lips
>Bonnie moans and shivers as you suck on her nipple and grind your palm against her mound and clit
>her skin has a slight metallic taste but it hardly bothers you as you twirl your tongue around her nipple while you rub and grind your palm against her mound faster while her petite body twitches and shivers at your touch
Mo-more pleeeease.
>she moans as you suck on her nipple
>you grin then push two fingers past her slick lips and inside her tight hot wet passage
>her moans take on a higher pitch as you pump your fingers in and out of her tight wet slit and suck on her nipple
>you feel her petite body spasm and her walls clamp onto your fingers as an orgasm ripples through her petite body
>Bonnie pants as she goes limp flopping back onto the table
>as she lays there panting and twitching you slip your fingers out of her slick pussy earning a shivering moan from her as she looks up at you her eyes still full of hunger
>you look down at her glistening naked body and can't hold it back anymore
>Okay, time to take a full mag, Bonnie.
>you say with a smirk causing her to snort before you slide your pants off, letting your hard cock stand out proudly
Good thing I'm made for a double stack.
>Bonnie says with grin as she sits up and stares down at your hard member
>you chuckle and grip her small hips, guiding her down to your hard throbbing member
>you both moan as she slides down your throbbing length and her hot wet pussy stretches to take in your girth
>you shudder as you feel yourself bottom out inside her petite body and stay still just enjoying the tight grip she has on you

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>>31759042
shit my bad i forgot to revise the 'bin twice
>i´m sorry
>>31758782

I'm happy seeing that archivefag is also reciving kudos

>>31759171
Fuck me. Fuck me hard.
>Bonnie pants out as she looks up at you with pleading eyes
>with a growl you grip and squeeze her tight little ass and buck your hips
>Bonnie moans and arches her back as you start slamming your hard throbbing cock in and out of her tight hot slick pussy
>panting hard you find a steady rhythm gripping Bonnie's small hips and pumping your hard cock deep inside her tight petite body letting her moans fuel your lust
>you shiver as you get closer to blowing your load
>looking down at the little waffegeist you see her face is flush and she's pinching and rolling her nipples loving every inch you put in her
>Bonnie I'm about to blow.
>you grunt out as you feel your balls tightening up
Give it to me!
>she moans as she reaches for your face
>you lean in and kiss her deeply as you feel her walls spasm around your throbbing cock pushing you over the edge
>you grip her tightly as your balls empty your thick load into her twitching pussy
>panting hard you break the kiss and lean back into your chair feeling drained
Tha-that was a good one, boss.
>Bonnie says between pants laying against your chest as she stays in your lap while your hot load leaks out of her lips around your cock
>Sorry Bonnie.
>you say as you stroke her hair
Don't. I know I look like a kid practically, but I'm older than even you.
>she says wrapping her short arms around you
I like doing this kinda stuff. Plus I'm your sidearm. I'm supposed to be there for you.
>she finishes looking up at you
>Yeah I guess that's true.
>you say with a smile and stroke her cheek
Don't expect much more of this type of stuff from me. Just had to get a nice loli pistol one out there after reading the chiappa one.
Also
[FBI monitoring intensifies]

>>31759154
Sadmin has brought with him the degeneracy
Not one but two loli gun fugg stories.
Now i have to drink whiskey with worchestershire sauce
I hope ur havin a right gigl m8

>>31759132
>>31759154
>>31759171
>>31759186

>im not drunk enough for this m8

>>31759187
i´m with you m8

>>31759186
Paste link
http://pastebin.com/qJd6LSAv
I regret nothing

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>>31759187
>>31759209
Don't make me write in bad dragon didlos.

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>everyone starts writing loli stories because we want to dick handguns too

>>31759239
Aiiiiiii! no bully with porn pls

>>31759187
OSB is over, time to set the record straight with some Tuna/vodka cocktails and Gypsy moonshine!

You'd better be drunk -and- glowing by the end of the night.

>>31759239
Do it goddammit.

Does this thread cover like actual novel recs? Because I always thought Red Phoenix was good.

Anyway guys and guys with femenine penises, i hit the feelstrain today, and i dont feel like writing it out this time, so whiskey and pink floyd until that passes, ill be back tomorrow, and probably have a video of me drinking vodka from an arty shell to boot.

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>>31759255
Pic related.
>>31759274
If I can think of a scenario and a rifle to do with it I guess so.

Now I'm going to work on mustang a cute and Sig & Anon.

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>>31759276
I posted my rec a few threads ago
>>31744870

Seriously, if you have any interest in history at all and enjoy proxy conflict between Imperial Russia and Great Brittian, give that a read.

If you follow the post I replied to, there are other recommendations from other anons.

>>31759305
Collab with HiPointHomie? Something about ghetto white checks and weird dildos does it for me. HiPoint also kind of looks like a DD.

>>31759093
just to let you know, even though I realise you were trying to be funny, I take offense to your suggestions due to personal reasons (hint: any names mentioned in the story are my actual family), and I won't forget this (another hint: Karelians are temperamental people & Finns in general can hold a grudge from practically the crib to the grave)

Call me childish all you want, that won't change anything, all it will do is piss me off.

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Hey all.
I'm out and drinking so I can't promise anything new tonight, but I'll try!

Standby for an update, but don't wait up.

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Watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRhg1_BWHwM

and tell me it doesn't inspire you to write about duty-bound waffengeists bravely defend humanity against ayys in pre-343 halo lore?

>>31759352
Will do so, ma

>>31759352
What are you drinking?

>>31759349
Dude
just because its a blue board doesnt mean you wont get underageb&
Youre on a thread with several alcoholics, shitty jokes will be made.
Get over it.

>>31759349
>>31759093

I kinda agree with you, I thought it was kind of childish that he would make fun of another writefags work. I understand if you read something and don't like it; I'm not adverse to criticism on my shit. But it's pretty insulting to reply to someone, spit out some lowbrow shit, and go "lol didn't read am I funny?"

>>31759140
Did i name it Riikka? Cant remember. Eh, understandable man, its your story and your relations, do as you wish.

>>31759212
well that answers my question.

>>31759209
make a double whatever the fuck you have and soda. repeat until you feel nothing.

>>31759352
out and drinking but still posts in wfg. Real fucking Kommando right there.

>>31759393
Jack and coke. I'm not feeling fancy tonight.

>>31759398
I understand that, but, paraphrasing what I already said, I already got offended & I know for a fact that I won't be able to get over it once I get offended over something that involves my family, if it were just me I could get over it, but family is another thing...

>>31759459
triggered

>>31759349
I think he was suggesting titles, not names. Take it easy, Tsuhna, he didn't mean anything by it.

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reposting tactical assault pupper while I write/drink/sleep/play vidya

>>31759430
If you do it right you shouldn't feel -anything- at the end of the night.

I'll make sure JT or 10/22 leave you an ORS packet and a Gatorade on the nightstand for when you wake up.

>>31759290
What infected you with feels?

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>>31759476
I had heard that the europeans couldnt take a joke but dayum

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>>31759459

>>31759496
>If you do it right you shouldn't feel -anything- at the end of the night.
This. One of the reasons why I can never get drunk

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>>31759132
>>31759154
>>31759171
>>31759186

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>>31759424
>make it double with soda

Well this will be easy

>what are you drinking tonight wfg?

>>31759349
Okay so you're fragile about your family
alright
but you wrote about them
and posted that on 4chan
4chan
4CHAN
Get over yourself you self important eurotwat

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>>31759239

Trigger locks and barrel plugs.

I'm trying to write a story that takes place in the mid-90's in an arctic environment.

What kind of equipment, kit, and clothing would the US be issuing for a smaller force deployed into that kind of theater? Were the old N3B parkas being used with LBE setups?

>>31759564

wfg is supposed to be friendly. Finnish people are weird - they usually don't get closer than a kilometer or two away from anyone who isn't a family member. So they don't socialize well.

>>31759578
Chastity just seems mean and isn't as fun as one would think for the one locked up. I mean it can chaff surprisingly easy.

>>31759564
>Finns
>Social
Pick one

>>31759533
just nii, ei hevon vitun perse mitä paskaa tääkin lauta on täynnä, päälle päätteeks vitun kakarat tulee heittämään mukahauskaa läppää tajuamatta miten niiden paska läppä vaikuttaa muihin & kun joku sitten toteaa että meni muuten yli niin koko vitun lauta repii perseensä ja alkaa ulista että vittu se oli vaan paska läppä anna mennä korvasta sisään ja toisesta ulos uliuliuliuhhuhhuh...

>>31759602
>Chastity
>Posts BDSM
Chastity would be trigger locks. I can already see barrel plugs as gag balls

>>31759608

I don't speak a word of Finnish. I just find the picture funny.

>>31759611
Well I outed myself on that didn't I?
Hmm Commiefornia Raifu Compliance Bondage Association or whatever that one anon said a couple months ago?

>>31759608
>Just nii, not hevon fucking ass shit tääkin the board is full, on päätteeks fucking brats will throw the most fun flap without realizing how their shit flap affects others & when someone then says that went way over the whole fucking board rips ass and starts to wail and fuck it was crap, but let go of the flap ear and out the other uliuliuliuhhuhhuh ...
You were one google away from being called a whiney brat, yet you hit that post button
baka anon

>>31759042
>>31759140
>>31759349
>>31759459

why the fuck would you include your family in raifu smut

>>31759393

I found a full bottle of Boone's Farm in the fridge.

>>31759496

50% Gatorade, 50% Everclear. >:)

>>31759647
you'll end regretting it m8

>>31759647
>Not 50% Cocoroco
It's like you don't want her to get the best hang over

>>31759633
>Hmm Commiefornia Raifu Compliance Bondage Association or whatever that one anon said a couple months ago?
YES, YES PLEASE!

>>31759595
Elves are just touchy.
>>31759647
Don't over load your system 10/22-chan.

>>31759675

More like California Compliant Body Horror Side Show.

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I get back from Columbia, SC. Get in /wfg/, and read all of this...

What. Did. I. Miss?

>>31759559
bit of ginger ale with a shot and half of svedka. wanted to start off easy.

>>31759647
jesus the loli is drinking harder than me. good luck though. Could never handle that shit without getting acid reflux.

>>31759675
I'll see what I can do.
>>31759693
No that's when Bolshevik anti-gun scum get ahold of a gun. Then vepr12-kun comes to the rescue.

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Been thinking about this one for a while. Lets give it a go.

You are running. Your lungs are on fire. The stale air you breathe through your mask making it more difficult, but you do not dare to take it off.

Your chest feels as if it's trying to squeeze out of it's cage. Your arms groan, as if asking why you continue to lug the useless rifle in your arms.

Your feet are soaked as you run through this swamp; the tall, beige reeds obscuring your view.

Your view as you desperately scan for any signs of abandoned civilization. Somewhere to take shelter from-

You hear another groan, as if the entire sky was encapsulated within a steel ship hull; running itself aground against the craggy rocks of it's own demise.

The ambient light getting darker as the atmosphere turns itself from a sickly green into a sinister red.

You continue to run, ignoring the protest of your legs.

Your mind working a hundred miles per hour, thinking of anything that could lead to your salvation.

Thinking back to the only other time you experienced this. It was a lot calmer then. You were being led into a basement by a man who appeared to have aged beyond his years.

You didn't understand it then. You didn’t understand, and still don’t, a lot about this place. But you needed to ask then

"What happens if you're caught outside?" as you descended the stairs.

Not looking back, he explained "There’s a small chance it will cook your brain."

"So, otherwise you'd be fine?" you retort, not understanding the seriousness of his words.

"No," he says as he turns around you look at you grimly, staring at you with those pale eyes, "people were not meant to survive an emission."

That last sentiment from a week ago echoes in your mind, as you fruitlessly dash through this swamp; dread now replacing the pain in your heart.

>>31759704
alcoholics anonymous.

>>31759704
Head pats and booze.
10/22 is a loli
JT is her onee-chan
/k/oko is dad
FAL is mom

>>31759704

Booze. And a lot of it.

>>31759704
even i don't know m8

>>31759595
correction: it's two kilometers & we socialize just fine after we have drank some booze.

>I poured myself another drink - noting the clear amber swirl in my cheap crystal glass. It'd become habit at this point, the same ritual I repeated after getting off work. Things hadn't been the same since I hopped off the plane months ago.
>I wondered about my friends who were still downrange, about the ones who were still up late at night. I wondered about the ones who came home with no families or homes, the only things left for them were the shattered lives that they had tried to run away from.
>They had left, with promises of adventure and experience - only to realize that the theatre had taken a little more than just their time.

>It wasn't for them that I drank so often though.
>It was those that never came back. More so, it was the ones that I couldn't bring back with me. I could only visit them in the lucid visions and night terrors that could only be quenched with more alcohol.
>Like myself, they had dreams, life goals, and something to come for. Like me, they took the oath and went into the fray, knowing that they had a chance that they wouldn't come back.

>Only, God wasn't so picky on whom to choose to join him in heaven. Some went quietly, others... not so much.

>For them, did I carry my guilt upon my shoulders.

>For them - I will always remember.

>For them, do I drink - as it's the only way I can bring myself to speak to them again.

>>31759715
It was a mistake. You want to cry out in anguish at the unfairness of it. That it wasn’t your fault that you are here. That it’s not right that the swamp refuses to give you shelter, to provide an answer to your folly.

You cannot see over the reeds; they only mock you as they provide a maze from salvation; snapping as you run through them.

It goes quiet for a moment. You stop. Is it over?

As if to slap you for your naivety, you hear the distant echo of the world itself breaking; the fast approaching blast you have time to barely notice as it sails through the distant trees right at you.
You scream as it slams you backwards; but not from the pain of the impact. Your rifle takes the brunt of the blast as it sails over your head, but you’re unable to notice that.

The only thing you can notice your entire head feels as if it caught ablaze. That terrible burning sensation as if you grabbed a pot that was still too hot. But you cannot let go. For the feeling comes from within your skull. The burning only intensifies, and you cannot notice anything else, not even the screaming muscles as you grab your head and roll on the ground.

You cannot notice the sky is still red. That the ominous cracking and muffled groans of a world pushed too far are intensifying once more.

You cannot notice the pressure on your coat as you grabbed by something.

You cannot notice anything as it is all too much for you, and you start to pass out right as the world seems to fall silent again.

The last sound you cannot notice over your screams is that terrible echo approaching once again.


That's all I have so far. Trust me, this is going somewhere. In the mean time, comments/concerns?

>>31759704
ohai ptrfag

updatedthe war in the north storie

http://pastebin.com/MQQyKaf3

>>31759731
For the archive, put it under
>A Small Zone of Comfort

Thank you.

>>31759704
The house of /wfg/.
Residential drawfag drawing Chiappa Chan with NVG, and working on house of /wfg/ with 10/22
Lots of alcohol
Giving pistols love
How was the ride chap? Also you look like Keanu Reeves. Didn't know you were pretty /fa/, m8

>>31759754
will do m8
>will give a valid critique to your stirie when i sober up

>>31759779
Yeah, I realize now was probably not the best time to drop, especially when everyone's going nuts, shitflingin', drinkin' and otherwise.

One day.

>>31759779
Oh, and thank you. I'm sorry I missed that.

>>31759715
>>31759731
idk m8, seems pretty dead`

>>31759797

don't worry m8 it's not always like this, well except the drinkin part thats kinda the usual state of things here, but rest assured that we'll read your storie and give you our opinons

>>31759797

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!

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>>31759723
>>31759724
>>31759727
>>31759759

Sounds like fun on the bun!

>>31759739
Hey, buddy!

>31759759
>Also you look like Keanu Reeves
I- wat?

>>31759716
Well, I've been sober for three days
>as per our agreement
and I hate to interupt the loli smut, so I'll ask:
>Would anyone like for Light My Fire (PTR/HK) to continue tonight, or should I just wait for the next thread?

>>31759715
>You are running. Your lungs are on fire. The stale air you breathe through your mask making it more difficult, but you do not dare to take it off.
>Your chest feels as if it's trying to squeeze out of it's cage. Your arms groan
As a long distance runner, I can confirm. What sucks even more is when the diaphragm starts aching to the point one can't take it

>>31759846
well m8 don't take it the wrong way but you look like a young Keanu Reeves and the trhead just began m8 post it

>seriusly do it m8

>>31759846
Pots it plz

>>31759634
that post was a joke

>>31759638
>why the fuck would you include your family in raifu smut
because there is no smut in the story (at least not yet, stay tuned if you want to know whether there is going to be any, even I don't know the answer...)

vodka is a funny substance, at one moment I am annoyed, then I am in a good mood, then I get riled up over a stupid joke, then I am in a good mood once again (dudebro is still on a short list, though it's becoming a rather long short list...)

>>31759731
enjoying it so far. reminds me of a story i read a long time ago, but for the life of me can't remember. assuming this is a post apocalyptic world?

>>31759846
Good on you brother, and write away man. I wouldnt say keanu reeves, but plenty aesthetic. no homo.

>>31759872
I don't mind. More flattered than anything. That guy is /k/ af!

And fine... let me get to typing...

>>31759877
>>31759638
>>31759634
>>31759608
>>31759533
>>31759459
>>31759398
>>31759400
>>31759349
>>31759093
/wfg/
a bigger shitshow than the US election

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>>31759912
/wfg/
Drunk fins and fbi vans

>>31759647
She's going to take her hangover out on me, isn't she?

>>31759846
Post it nigga.

>>31759912
agreed

signed: the cause of this particular shitshow

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>>31759846
You kinda look like Keanu Reeves with the sun glasses and short hair. Or are you a Rule 63 Trinity?

>>31759925
fuck, forgot I had my name on. Sorry.

>>31759926
Most likely

>>31759846
>I hate to interupt the loli smut, so I'll ask:
>>Would anyone like for Light My Fire (PTR/HK) to continue tonight, or should I just wait for the next thread?
¿Porqué no los dos?

>>31759893
>assuming this is a post apocalyptic world?
No, just man made hell.

>>31759865
Thanks. I drew from my experience of my inability to run a decent 2 mile as I would always end up feeling this way, despite being fit enough to pole vault

>>31759926
>She's going to take her hangover out on me, isn't she?
>implying that's a bad thing
You'll be fine lad, it'll be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith

>>31759979
please do, I think I have derailed the conversation enough for one night

>>31759987
Yeah, you just gotta work on that stamina. Had a 5k competition, took it too hard with the side pain and immediately flopped back first to the ground after slowing down from finishing

>>31759846
>or should I just wait for the next thread?

nigga, we just hit 100 posts. You got plenty of time.

>>31759730
>please stop getting inside my mind

>started 'bin of /k/omando vs wild

http://pastebin.com/A6VFaQAE

>>31759846

Drop it like it's hot.

>>31759999
Quads agree to easen up the asspained booty, famn

>>31759704
You an SCfag too? I'm up in greenville.

>>31759999
>those quads
...in any case sorry for pretty much everything I posted in this thread & the results of those posts, the last few posts were sad attempts at lightening the mood, not sure if it was apparent...

I'm currently working on DTHW ES4, not that any of my readers from this thread are even near that far in the various DT series. Also, here's some quasi non-spoiler series descriptions because fuck it why not this stuff isn't being released anyways:

>DTH
>Tom Clancy's La Blue Girl StrikerS Destiny: Rogue Spear

>DTHE
>Tom Clancy's Allison & Lillia Flashback 2012: Lelouch Of The Galactic Heroes New Testament

>DTHW (pre-Movie The 1st)
>Tom Clancy's Sliders SG-1 GTS: Mezzo Overfiend of All Fears Edition

>DTHW (Movie The 1st and onwards)
>Tom Clancy's Red Storm Dynamite 7 Total Eclipse: Front Innocent of Darkness

>>31760025

Haha, it was just a normal blurb I did. I was drinking some scotch, so I thought it would be an interesting thing to write about.

I also got tired of my novel, so hence that.

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>>31759940
>h-hey trinity... It's me. Neo
She's not buying it.
>dem 2 cheetahs come out
CHEESE IT!

Okay, enough fanfiction.

Light My Fire (PTR/HK) cont.
>Rose is buckled up in the passenger seat after pitching a fit to be seated there instead of the back seat
>as long as she doesn't touch the radio, I allow it
>to get in the mood of high speed shooting, my "Riot" playlist is cranked
>Blood and Thunder
white! whale!
holy! grail!
>My eargasm is for Rose like shoving a porcupine into her ears
harpoons trust in the sky!
>my speakers have turned my car into a tuning fork
>after getting jacked, cut the volume a bit to talk to Rose about the event
>this is like nothing she's ever done
>explain the rules and regs
>dropping live cartridges costs time
>dropping magazines in the dirt costs time
>ect.
>continue into other subjects
>"I need you to be my eyes and ears in the waiting area. I want to know what you see and hear from the other guns and owners. Who we can beat and how..."
>she might be over 70 years old, but those icy eyes creep at me like I've got lobsters crawling out of my ears
>"if that's at all possible," I add
>Rose purses her lips, "you mean cheat"
>"uhm... no? How is that cheating?"
>"It's cheating."
>"literally how is it cheating?"
>"it's like insider trading"
>"it's not in the rules"
>"it doesn't have to be" she says flatly
>"so it's not a rule, but an ethical problem?"
>"eh? Sure."
>"what if I told you there were these magical devices that projected where the bullet will impact before it's even fired that are mounted to the top of rifles' receivers?"
>"They have those?!" Genuine surprise
>Rose has never seen a holo/reflex sight
>"Yes, they do. And most of your ARs out there will be rocking those, aftermarket triggers, muzzle brakes, and recoil absorbing stocks"
>referring to their H2 and H3 buffers
>none of which Rose would understand
>I can see her getting nervous
>No brake, wood stock, steel butt pad, iron sights, and half capacity magazines

>>31759987
as in the world hasn't gone to shit, Global warming kicked in... just trying to figure out the world here. granted i am drunk, so my interpretation is likely to be off.

>>31760112
>white whale!
>holy grail!
my nigga

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>>31759716
>alcoholics anonymous.
what, 82nd Airborne is responsible for what happened in this thread?

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>>31760052
I was born in Taylors.

I live in Mississippi now.

>>31760112

Surprised that Rose would be adverse to gaining an advantage seeing as she was once a soldier.

>>31759912
>/wfg/
>more of a shit show than the U.S. elections
Buddy, I don't know if you've noticed, but our choosing between our two candidates is like choosing which venereal diease we would rather live with for the next four years. It's hard to get to be more of a shitshow than that.

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>>31760206
I figured two reasons as to why.
>She's old school by-the-book
>and she's also judging anon to see if he's good enough for Judith

>>31760112

Light My Fire (PTR/HK) cont.

>No brake, wood stock, steel butt pad, iron sights, and half capacity magazines
>Rose is starting to understand that, pound for pound, she is woefully out matched
>the other guns are going to eat her alive
>take my hand off of the shifter
>put it on her small shoulder
>"ahw, we'll be fine! Those are all crutches for those who can't shoot anyway."
>send a reassuring smile her way, "You're a warrior class waffengeist. It'll be easy."
>There's no way she's going to buy all this
>Rose smiles back but immediately turns her attention out the window
>warrior class or not, this won't be a battle field
>it has rules
>it's not 1943 anymore either
>her class, like the queen of England, only serves as a social status
>and this is THEIR turf
>of all her time in the pacific, she only came under fire once
>Rose knows she will have to keep her ramp clear at all costs
>her springs aren't what they used to be
>it'll be a show alright, a shit show
>all eyes will be on her
>to make a fool of herself
>just like her military trails to see if she was relevant then, Rose will have to prove herself again but with even higher requirements
>dark thoughts circled her mind like bull sharks an injured swimmer
>I'll fail
>I just know it
>I will fail to feed
>self destructive thoughts begin to overwhelm her
>She couldn't help but travel back to that awful morning on that god-forsaken piece of shit island...
>"We're here!"

>>31759877
Maybe you should lay off the vodka mate...

>>31760275
Those are decent reasons I suppose. But it is an interesting internal monologue going on with her. Hopefully she gets knocked off of her high horse a little bit.

>>31759583
ALICE LC-2 if grunts. LBV-88 or similar if special dudes. I'm not sure on the exact clothing but I knew once. Pissed right now because a friend was supposed to give me a ride to get laid and basically fucked off to go do whatever instead, remind me in the next thread and I'll ask my reference guy.

>>31759705
>>31759686

>drinking hard
>overload system
>Boone's Farm

it's 3.2% alcohol only.

the gatorade and everclear is for momma FAL in the morning

>>31759926
probably. have fun!

>>31760153
I'm just dropping hints. It should become really obvious once I drop the story back into the prologue.

I've straight up said it a few times over the last two weeks when I've asked for help or opinions. But I kept my distance on purpose. People who know should fine a lot of enjoyment out of it.

>>31760338
but yor a lil' loli m8 it'll go straight to your head

>>31760338
i was commenting on the everclear. boone's farm is juice.

>>31760339
Was just wondering when it would be explained. looking forward to it.

>>31760275
Poor Rose it's not her fault the mags for the M1 are such crap.

>>31760414

Should get some Promags. [spoiler]Kappa[/spoiler]

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>>31760275
Light My Fire (PTR/HK) cont.

>"We're here!"
>Rose jumps
>her mind is suddenly brought back to sunny reality
>this really is too damn bright
>it hurts her eyes
>we walk to the back of the car and pop the truck
>I ask Rose, "how do you want to do this?"
>she sighs, "If anyone asks, I'm your little sister."
>the little girl pulls the M1 Carbine from thin air from around her back
>the jungle carbine is well over half her height in length
>Rose hands me the little rifle
>to contrast, at 6'6" my size makes it look like a toy
>"I am now visible to everyone around you. When I use displacement, it leaves me defenseless, so you'll need to protect me."
>I don't question any of the bullshit I hear from these girls anymore
>it's easier to just accept it
>but i give the little girl a dubious look, "Rose, this is the safest place you can possibly be. There're guys with guns everywhere."
>she looks from the parking lot to the tents, venders, and contest area
>"I'm just sayin'"
>M1 Carbine slung over my shoulder, GI M1911A1 with pre-A1 grips holstered at my side, 870 Express HD center held in one hand, and a little blonde girl holding the other, I walk to the registry table
>we're greeted immediately
>to her dismay, she gets more attention by the officials than I and definitely more than she's comfortable with
>they treat her like a 5 year-old
>I know in her mind, she's probably slaughtering all of them over and over
>look down at her
>like an angel, her face is lit up with happiness, joy, and wonder
>I'd say she's hamming it up a bit, but they're eating it up with gravy and chili fries
>she even gets her own number to pin to her "adorable" dress that I bought in "skymall magazine."
>Rose takes to skipping beside me towards the others in the waiting area
>her voice suddenly drops an octave
>"I know I was never issued a bayonet, but I wanted to bury all seven inches of one into their livers."
>smile, "tell me how you really feel."

>>31760435

d'aww, isn't she just the cutest little death machine?

>smiles and then murder
does she hang out with 10/22?

>>31760435
I suppose that's all I'm going to let you have tonight. This match is very complex to write, so I will be taking my time.
Also, while I didn't make it all the way to Charleston, I did camp in some RV parks in forests along the way. It reminded me that there are others feels beside soul-crushing loneliness. There's also fear.

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>>31760504
>does she hang out with 10/22?
No, but I'm sure 10/22 would love shooting her.

>>31760586

pretty. except for the diaper on her stock. I guess when you get that old, though...
:)

>>31760562
Well that doesn't sound good, you okay bro?

>>31760606
>Gunstock
>Old people diapers
no, satchel is more like it
>It reminded me that there are others feels beside soul-crushing loneliness. There's also fear.
At least you don't have to worry about being targeted by a rival local mafia

>>31760606
I had to lay down and count to 10.
7/10 troll.
It was going to be a waist pack, but I decided to make it her hair bow because I could.

>>31760614
I'm fine. Fear is fun one to right about.
I hate my memories got the best of me though. I burned a lot of gas.

>>31760652
What'd you do? Fuck the Don's wife?

>>31760722
>Hair bow

Should have made it short shorts.

>>31760504
That's waaaay to plausible to my intoxicated brain.

>>31760722
>What'd you do? Fuck the Don's wife?
I wished. More like my connections make me a prime target for kidnapping and sappin info

>>31758299
>After refueling & being armed the Gripens taxi back to the runway and take off, while you don't know much about the weapons carried by fighters, you can tell that these Gripens are carrying air-to-ground weapons, the implications aren't lost on you as you watch them disappera in the clouds.
>"OK, the way is clear now" the airman says as he salutes & your team leader returns the salute as you start the engine and drive away.
>Upon your arrival you find your base resembling a madhouse with everyone running around. It looks like you'll be leaving before dark after all, though that doesn't mean it'll be light when you reach your next destonation you think as you park the Defender right in front of the trailer without blocking the way for the rest of the vehicles present.
>As you exit the vehicle you walk to the trailer, opening the lock & pulling it to the Defender to connect them, you make sure the trailer is locked to the tailhook and connect the power cable, checking the functionality of the tail lights can wait you think as you start walking towards your team's tent to pack your rucksack, only to see Riikka coming out with your rucksack already packed.
>"Is the trailer unlocked" she asks as she walks towards the rear of the trailer & without waiting for your reply raises the hood.
>"Wait until the tent along with its' associated equipment is loaded" you say as Riikka is about to put your rucksack in.
>"I know that!" she shouts as she drops the rucksack and walks away, looking embarassed.
>It doesn't take long for your team to pack your equipment so you decide to help the others.
>You haven't been told the deadline for getting everything packed, but the company certainly manages finish the job ahead of schedule.After adjusting the schedule to fit the situation the company commander once again orders driver to a briefing for the motor march to the next destination. You cringe as the commander tells you the name of the next destination.

Currently feel like adding a quick part 2.5 of my story. Mostly just feelsy stuff, but at the same time I don't feel appropriate. Anyone game?

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>>31760156
Blame 2nd brigade.

>>31759990
Much as I want to see who will win in a battle of mutant legs, I don't think she'll be in the mood.

>>31760967
DO IT!

>>31761055
Expect the violence to be back in Part 3, coming, hopefully, later this week after the stress of exams goes away.
=============================
May 8th, Apartment
>Despite what happened after the hit on the art gallery, back in the apartment, you’ve been noticing Viveca has had a change in mood, ranging from acting childlike to moody.
>And despite the growth in your relationship with her, and the bursts of happiness you are greeted with, the events of May 2nd still linger along with its bitterness afterwards.
>Instead of giving into the temptations to drink and smoke your cumulative sorrows away, you felt it best to help cheer her up some other way.
>You walk inside your apartment, carrying a bag filled with some goodies.
>Viveca sees you walk inside, gets up from the couch and gives you a hug.
>”Welcome back, papa.”
“Hey there, Viv.” You said as you rubbed her head.
>She eyes the bags you are carrying, and looks up at you.
“Got some things for you. Come on, let’s head back to the couch and I’ll show you.”
>At the couch, Viveca sits at its edge with some excitement as you produce four boxes.
“Now don’t think I haven’t noticed, but the apartment has been looking a little messy lately.”
>Viveca looks away, a little upset.
“Hey,” you said while gently cupping her cheek, “That is why we’re a team. And to help ourselves as a team, I thought I’d get you something that will help us be a better team.”

>>31761098
>You grab the first box and handed it to her.
>She opened it, and started with wide eyes, producing a red dot scope.
“That’s not all” and handed her the second box.
>Opening that one, she gave a huge smile as she pulls out a muzzle break.
>”Can I put accessories on now!?” Viveca announced, ready to bounce off the couch.
“Nope, not yet. You still have two more boxes to open.” As you handed her the third one.
>Quickly grabbing the third box, she opened it with fervor, but gave a look of a bit of confusion.
“What is this for? This isn’t the usual 00 buckshot you get us.” holding a box of birdshot.
“I figured this coming weekend we find a place to go skeet shooting together.”
>”Sheet shooting?”
“Yeah. Two clay targets are thrown into the air, and we shoot them. And with all of this gear I got you, every shooter there will look at us with jealousy.”
>Hearing this brought Viveca on the verge of tears.
“Hey, hold it, one last gift for you,” Handing her the final box.
>Wiping away the tears welling up and still holding a big smile, she open the final box.
>Her face flashed in an instant to a confused look and then an irritated look.
“And when we go, I’d want you to wear that.”
>”You think this funny?”
>She held up a pink shirt with a crown that said “Daddy’s Little Princess”
>You gave a chuckle, and gave her a big hug.
“It’s because you are my little princess, and I love you.”
>”Cyka blayt…”
>Viveca then embraced you tightly as well.
>”Me too, papa.”

>>31761137
And that's it, so if anyone else wanted to post, go ahead. Will be playing catch up in the mean time.

>>31761098
>>31761137
HHHNNNNNNNNNNG
Great work mang

Would anybody like a little more Viktoria before I crash?

>>31761290

Fuck yeah.

>>31758935
They wasted the rest of the day doing a whole lot of nothing, and a bit more cuddling.

Dave wasn't really sure of the status of their relationship to each other, but since Chris didn't seem to feel a need to address it, he decided against pushing the issue.

True to his word, though, he set a phone alarm for 6 in the morning, much to Chris's chagrin. And he made sure that she actually got up with the alarm as well.

By 9 o'clock, they were on the road, with Chris behind the wheel of the Hummer, pretending he was leading a convoy in some godforsaken desert country. In the trunk and rear passenger seats, they had loaded up most of their combined arsenal, not wanting to take any chances.

Two days of hard driving commenced, broken up by periodic stops by the side of the road to release excess bodily fluids, and stops in small towns along the way to fill up on gasoline, as the V8 was proving itself to be a thirsty bitch.

Finally, on the third day, they arrived.

It was a forested area several dozen miles outside of Salt Lake City, where a new subdivision was slated for construction. But the place was largely abandoned, save for the foreman and his aide, who greeted Dave and Chris ar the gate.

"Thank god you came," said the foreman, looking quite relieved. "We're only a week away from totally losing this contract. I hope you really are as good as I've beeen hearing."

Dave smirked, wearing the pair of aviator sunglasses he'd bought specifically so he could look cool in these sorts of situations.

"Dude, we've got enough hardware with us that we could equip a small South American army. If we can't get the job done, nobody can."

>>31761223
Thanks, means a lot.

>>31761345
I bought Hotline Miami 1 & 2 because of your story. Those games are really fuckin good

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>>31761375
Phew, didn't know I'd ever be this influential

>>31758991
>"You came to life before I could get you all the way back together!" I frustratingly tried to explain, stock in hand

>She storms over to me and punches me in the gut and swipes the stock from out of my grasp. As soon as she takes them they transform into a pair of black lace panties in a flash.

>"YOU CAN'T JUST GO STEALING MY PANTIES LIKE SOME PERVERT! YOU JUST MET ME!" She screams.

>As she rants she waves them around in my face, nearly causing me to erupt into laughter.

>And then something catches my eye.

>"Wait. Hold up." I grab her by the hand and she freezes.

>"Why are these crotchless?" I ask pointing at them

>"I-it's the hole for the cleaning kit. Don't get the wrong idea!"

>"You're a pervert."

>She immediately goes red in the face. "I'm not a pervert damn you!"

"Heh. Yeah, sure thing, V. You need my help getting your stock back on?"

>"Nonononono, I'll manage. Just turn around and don't look."

>"Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever" I jokingly say as I turn around.

>"No peeking!"

>"Alright just hurry up!"

>I hear her belt unclasp and her pants shifting before they slowly hit the floor, piquing my curiosity.

>I peeked.

>Underneath her baggy pants she hid a wonderful figure. Toned legs, a shapely ass, and two perfectly placed dimples on her lower back. Nevermind the tail.

>Dammit anon, don't pop a boner. Whatever you do, DON'T pop a boner.

>Shit. I popped a boner.

>"Alright anon you can look now."

>I try thinking of the most disgusting things I possibly can. Dianne Feinstein's wrinkly snatch, coleslaw, hi point handguns. Nothing works.

>"Is something wrong anon?" She asks with a hint of concern in her voice

>I turn around slowly, bracing for the worst

>She notices.

>"Why does the private stand at attention?" She jokingly asks. "You didn't look, did you?"

>"N-no. Of course not"

>"Shame. I would have been quite flattered if that was the case. What do you say we get some food then?"

>>31761409
This is a RPK, right?

>>31761409
this is viktoria right? drunk and dont wanna fuck it up.

>>31761628
I'm not that anon, but I'm pretty sure it is.

>>31760112
>>31760275
>>31760435
now I want a carbine

Pass out and Sleep for 11 hours and I miss 2/3 of the thread. Nice

>>31762966
Hey you're not alone, I missed about a third already passing out for seven hours. But the real question is: Slept well?

>>31762977
Passing out in bathroom due to alcohol and a nose that wont stop fucking bleeding... I'd say could be better

>>31762990
Better than getting drunk at a huge party and end up stuck baby sitting a gang of 13-15 year olds, one of which has a crush on you.

Sometimes I hate alcohol.

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>>31756977
Cont. of ak 4

>as we keep moving we see two new planes coming over
>same orders as before, dive
>these ones are coming from the north going south-east, same direction as the russians
>a viggen and a drake, they usually dont appear together
>looking closer at the drake you can see blue white roundels, finns
"what the hell are the finns doing here?" you ask
>"apparently those two fast-movers from earlier flew over finnish land" the radioman responds
>well, the more the merrier you think to yourself, wondering why the finns still use drake
>it might look good but its not modern
>right now tough youre just happy they are with you in the air
>"rör på er förfan! vi kan inte fastna här för att stjärnskåda hel dagen!" (move for fucks sake, we cant sit here stargazing all day!) the Fänrik yells
>we keep marching into the no-mans land that is northernmost sweden, we are heading in the direction of överkalix
>if we arent careful we might cross the finnish border you think to yourself ironically
>the forest stretches out on your left side and to the right there is an open field, it stretches for miles
>you move 15 meters to the left so you are hidden by the forest, dont wanna get spotted
>keep marching trough the forest for a couple of kilometers until you reach a hill in the woods, akin to the earlier one
>"Gräv ner er! Inget jävla tattarläger som senaste gången!" (dig in! no fucking gipsy camp like last time!) Lindgren orders his men
>you go down the hill and dig out your forward post, the guys have gotten used to you walking away
>the ground is easy to dig in and you have made quite a comfy forward post, you set up a tarp over it wich protects against the weather
>you light up the little field stove, it has nice glow to it in the dark
>anna is laying against the ground pointed out of your little outpost
>here you can see the whole field, miles and miles of mountains and lakes
>you turn around to start cooking some food and hear a familliar voice

>>31763194
the red one is one of those swedish prototype light tanks, right?

>>31761341
The foreman nodded, a bit reassured. "Good. Because a lot of guys are out of a job if you don't succeed. This isn't exactly something I can explain away to corporate."

A few minutes later, Dave and Chris were sitting in the foreman's trailer while he explained the situation.

"So you see," he said, finishing up, "Pretty much everything we know is in that e-mail we sent you. Voices creeping the fuck outta my guys, sightings of something human sized, but not quite right, with deer antlers and a foul smell... a couple guys even got assaulted while operating heavy machinery."

"We're not 100% sure," responded Chris, "But given what you've told us, as well as where we are, we'd have to say those sound like telltale behaviors of a skinwalker. Shouldn't be too much of an issue for us, though."

"Thank god..." he let out a sigh. "What are your preferences regarding payment? Since, technically, you're not supposed to be here, and the company is not associated with you?"

"We can figure that all out once the job's done," said Dave. "But for now, you'll wanna clear out, so we can get to work."

And get to work they did, pulling their Hummer into the middle of the half-built subdivision. They set up camp in the skeleton of one of the proposed homes, and geared up.

Dave decided he'd channel a certain greentext hero and picked up an FN FAL painted with Rhodesian brushstroke pattern. Chris had her beloved AK with her, this time fitted with plum furniture that wouldn't catch fire and horribly burn her like the last time. Carriers and rigs were slid on and snapped tight, and both of them donned camouflage jackets, as the nights would be rather chilly, if reports were to be believed.

For the first night, they stayed at their little campsite, recovering from the hours cooped up in the truck.

>>31763206
I hear it's actually a full-size model for a Swedish premium medium in WoT with HP and armor of a heavy, the first Finnish premium they are planning is apparently Saab 900 turbo with a sunroof through which the gunner flings Nokia 3310s with a slingshot. It's classified as a light tank with OP speed and view range, but paper armor.

>>31762990
Eh, one can see better days. At least you didn't hit your head too hard, right?

>>31763329
swedish heavy should be volvo 745, ive heard the armor on that is something like 1200mm of RHA homogenous surströmmng

>>31761455
>>31761628
Ye

>>31763403
Describe her tail, lad? What are its characteristics?

>>31762990
Do I need to get you a bag of O NEG and some cookies?

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>>31760435
Light My Fire (PTR/HK) cont.

>smile, "tell me how you really feel."
>she continues to skip, "Treating me like a toddler makes me ill... My satisfaction slates when blood will spill..."
>as we near the other competitors, her demeanor changes
>now like a tiny stone faced soldier
>the other men waiting all look very friendly to me
>they're all just chatting amongst themselves
>talking about guns, cars, women, guy shit, ect.
>I see mostly AR platforms
>a few AK platforms
>tacticool'd with Tapco
>a keltec
>and a baby shit green VZ58, probably a century
>some glue-eater made it out here with that?!
>...and there's Jamie! He's standing there talking with a guy I haven't met
>My husky friend's got his WASR10, Mossy 500, and his stainless Springfield Milspec.
>For Rose on the hand, she is surrounded by the mean girls
>the taller, prettier girls all snub their noses at the little one who walks among them
>how can pet class rifles be this smug?!
>it's like they see I'm a warrior class carbine but they don't care!
>"hey cutie! We're shooting steel here! The wool coats are back where you came from..."
>"I bet she jams..."
>"I bet she wears diapers incase she shits the bed"
>"I hope that's not wood..."
>most just cover their mouths and whisper among themselves
>cutting eyes
>gucci accessories
>"talk about the wrong stuff..."
>Rose, for the first time, feels self-conscious about being standard issue
>desperately, she searches in vain for a Garand
>she clings to my hand with both of hers
>don't let them see you sweat
>don't let them see you sweat
>DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT!
>they're all watching, laughing
>taunting
>the pressure is about to force her to tears
>DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU-
>her blue eyes glossy, she stops where I stop
>"Hey Jamie!"
>"What's up, Weasel!"
>man-shake
>the other guy leaves
>we begin to shoot the shit
>"awh-haww... you brought an antique!"
>laugh a bit, "yeah!"
>Apparently upset, Rose glares at us both

>>31763421
Long floofy tiger tail.

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>>31763478
Is it in high spirit?

>>31760906
>The next mission is to protect a powerplant, a powerplant that uses bio-waste for fuel. You went there once in the past & the memory alone is enough to make you want to puke. It's not even the powerplant that's worst, it's the waste dump around it.
>Suddenly captain starts laughing, you are confused as to what is happening.
>"Sorry, I just couldn't resist, we aren't actually going there, I just said that to see your face when I said it" he explains as he gets himself back together.
>"Well played, so where are we *really* going?" you ask.
>"Here" he says as he points to a spot on the map. It's the neighborhood you were asked about before the company came here.
>"We are staying in the area because it's in the middle of a triangle created by three big cities, the enemy will no doubt land something here just because of that, and we are tasked with destroying them."
>"Great, 76th Guards Air Assault Division vs. a Local Defence troops company plus maybe some chairmen" you say, to which captain replies.
>"I know, right? They don't stand a chance."

>>31763397
>surströmmng
I thought they had included that in Hague conventions as a biological-, chemical- and pshychological weapon?

>>31763510
or was it Geneva conventions that banned chemical and biological weapons...

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I woke up in somebody else's bed feeling like I swallowed the sahara.

[And no, nothing bedroom related happened.]

I should probably learn to not be stupid about pre-drinking and post-drinking hangover nullification.

>>31763589
Out of all of my drunken college shenanigans and two black outs, this has never happened to me.

>>31763478
Are you the author? Is her ears also tiger ears?>>31763589
>[And no, nothing bedroom related happened.]
Good, if someone were to take advantage of you or did something funny, let me know via chat with some intel, I'll probably go get a deliveryman deliver something from the apothecary

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>>31763446
Light My Fire (PTR/HK) cont.

>Apparently upset, Rose glares at us both
>Jamie laughs and asks, "So, who is she?"
>Shrug, "I dunno. Some girl I picked up a bus stop."
>my bearded friend cackles
>Rose kicks me in the shin
>"AH! FUCK! Jamie, meet my niece, Rose."
>I'm glad those little boots of hers aren't steel toed!
>He looks at her and smiles, "Just make sure Weasel, here, behaves himself."
>"oh believe me, I will..."
>he cackles some more
>we continue to talk about bullshit
>Rose looks over to the AKM
>plain but with an aimpoint micro, the WASR gazes at Rose through her slightly tinted glasses
>short silvery blond hair hangs around her shoulders
>her cat's eyes are fully dilated and feline ears twitch attentively
>a fluffy tail sways slowly at her knees
>Rose doesn't quite know what to say
>she's never met a Red AK before
>prolific scars cover her otherwise perfect skin
>her garb is war-torn
>blood stains indicate grave injuries but she seems to be just fine
>This AK looks more battered than any weapon spirit Rose has ever seen
>With an American accent, the neko asks, "Are you a warrior class?!"
>American? What the hell?
>Rose answers cautiously, "what of it?"
>The AK continues to be friendly, "I saw you walk in with your master. I knew you must be powerful! I don't see a whole lot of your class in places like this."
>"You're not a warrior class?" Rose asks, still very confused.
>"No... not until shit hits the fan."
>"Oh!" Rose turns red with embarrassment
>"I don't what to be rude, but how does a... erm!... pet class come to... sustaining such scars?"
>the AK's ears flatten out, but with a certain amount of pride she answers, "when my master buys a new rifle, she undergoes an initiation. Those who don't survive the hazing process are sold or thrown away. While I sustained many injuries, I am now his favorite."

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>>31763397

The Swedish super-heavy is the Volvo 245 T. Equips a crew of 5 normally, but it can carry up to 4 more in jump seats. With the armor it has, it can easily ram other tanks into submission while suffering only cosmetic damage.

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>>31763611
>rifle abuser
DELET THIS

>>31763425
y-yes dad

>>31762990

>hugs
>goes to get Gatorade, aspirin, and kleenex

>>31761409
>I follow her out but can't help staring down.
>Her hips are moving like a pendulum, her dimples clearly visible and tail flicking side to side
>It's absolutely hypnotic.
>"So what are you in the mood for?"
>"Hm. I don't know." What would you like?"
>Fucking women.
>"I know just where to take you." I say, sliding down into the driver's seat of my grey 07 Acura.
>She plops down beside me, her tail brushing against my right arm
>So where are we going
>"It's called Zaxby's. They have mostly fried chicken stuff there. It's really good."
>"That sounds great! Thanks a ton anon!" She says ecstatically
>"So when was the last time you ate?" I ask, turning down the radio volume so I can hear her talk
>"1994"
>"So it's been more than two decades since your last meal?"
>She nods quickly
>"Since I was last fired too."
>"Well don't be afraid to order a large portion. I wasn't planning on ordering much regardless."
>"I'm gonna end up falling for you if you keep doing things like this you know!" She laughingly says, a huge smile on her face
>I reach over and ruffle her hair, prompting her to arch her back and push against my hand
>"Something tells me that wouldn't be such a bad thing."

>>31763425
>Forgetting the milk
Leave that to Oniichan along with being O POS as a direct source of blood donation

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>>31763629
>pic related
>muh turbo
>muh lie low
>muh handbrake turns

>>31763637
On behalf of all AK owners out there, I do apologize for my very real friend's very real antics.
mfw he told me what he does:
>for the love of god, why?!
He asked to be in the story, so I put him in a bit player. He's a great guy though. I just wish those poor guns had a better homes.

>>31758782
do you happen to have the image that model is based on??

>>31763662
>aspirin
>For a person suffering constant nosebleed
Baka imouto, give me the aspirin, and take the acetaminophen

>>31763709

baka, it's only O NEG like me that can donate to anyone

>>31763737
>implying O POS can't still be donatable to a majority of blood types
Oniichan will prevail alongside imouto

>tfw volvo estate
>tfw turbo

but alas, its fwd

>>31763671
That was cute. How much longer do you plan on continuing the story?

>>31763774
meant to quote >>31763722

also, more JT stuff in an hour or so

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>>31763611
Light My Fire (PTR/HK) cont.

>the AK's ears flatten out, but with a certain amount of pride she answers, "when my master buys a new rifle, she undergoes an initiation. Those who don't survive the hazing process are sold or thrown away. While I sustained many injuries, I am now his favorite."
>Rose tries not to show her concern
>"That's how I got these!"
>eyes dilating again, the AK runs her hands over her torn, blood stained uniform
>"It's a Balkan battlefield pick-up stock. I think he's trying to turn me into one of you!"
>her face is so excited
>Rose knows the truth about this concept but keeps her mouth shut
>no sense in causing distress in the one rifle who may help her
>she smiles, "so, are you the only eastern design out here today?"
>the AK frowns a bit and folds her arms across her chest creating a small amount of cleavage that Rose notices through a rip in her uniform
>Chest envy
>Rose can't help but to feel petty about it
>"No," the AK replys, "but it sure seems like it."
>golden feline eyes forming slits
>Rose decided to open up a little, "I noticed. It's all a bunch of spoiled brat ARs."
>"Yeah... Like hyenas, the more of them there are, the worse they get. I'm Kashka by the way."
>"Kashka? Rose."
>the neko's tail began to swing in happiness
>a new friend
>a warrior class too!
>Rose notices the warmth received
>this AK is really sweet
>It's a shame she's scarred like she is
>Rose speaks again, "Our Masters seem to get along just fine. What can you tell me about the competition?"
>The taller neko folds her arms across her chest again and rotating her wrist only, points into the crowd
>Rose catches herself staring at Kashka's minimal but existent cleavage again
>Kashka starts, "Well there's three types of ARs usually. Modified; they're always good. Heavily modified, sometimes good, sometimes terrible. And basic. They're a wild card. Always watch out for them. They're masters are either new or just really good."

>>31763782
*blackness*
*soft wind and leaves*
*crickets*
>OH FOR GOD SAKE!!!

>>31763777
As things stand now I'm not even a fifth of the way through. If people actually want to read it I'll probably keep updating regularly. If not then I might do a standard "and then they fucked" ending to try and wrap things up so I can quit hogging space in the thread.

>>31763803

write it. write all of it.
you're not hogging space, you're writing. this thread is for writing.

it's not like hiroshimoot is going to run out of pixels.

>>31763803
>hogging space

meh, i filled like the three first threads on my own. So unless you do it that much, no worries

>>31763856
Means a lot coming from you.

I'm just concious about my writing style is all. I'm a data analyst, so I'm concerned that my usual writing style for work is bleeding over and causing my story to lack the sort of flair and emotion that the others have.

>>31763735
No Tylenol after a night of drinking, unless you plan on tanking your liver. Pedialyte with our without ibuprofen or naproxen, as they get filtered by kidneys and the Pedialyte will rehydrate most effectively.

>>31759715
>>31759731
alright m8 i'm hang over, but i can give you a valid critique at least, i like it, your really strong suit is inmerssion and as someone that has used a rspirator for more than 2 hours the air gets stale really quickly

>stalker emission?

>>31763803
>>31763877
your not hoggin space m8 and your writting is quite good.

>please tell me that neither archivefag or i forgot to make a 'bin of your storie

>>31763709
>Milk
Doesn't replenish electrolytes lost through blood loss and alcohol, can also induce nausea and upset stomach depending on what she ate last night.

>O POS
Until I find out what blood type JT is, we're sticking with O NEG.

>>31763655
You need anything else, let me know, I'll be home all day.

>>31763662
There'd better not be Everclear in that Gatorade young lady.

>>31763906
>>31763914
Pedialyte/Gatorade and ibuprofen from the house it is then.

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>>31763803
Write the whole thing. We appreciate it.
I originally was going to cop out my story, but I'm glad I didn't.

>>31763803
keep it going. not much running now anyways

>>31763942
Your cap should be up to date man, happy you didn't cut the ending short.

>>31763914

No dad, it's not. I wouldn't do that to onee-chan. the Everclear and Gatorade was on mom's nightstand, remember?

>>31763973
>implying you wouldn't mistake it for the baka imouto you are

>>31763973
Alright, sorry for doubting you.

Hugs?

>>31763914
>Until I find out what blood type JT is

0 or 5W-30

>>31764005
How can I into medical wizardry?

Looking for good book recommendations. Very interested in pieces from the Old West Period, the American-SPanish war, the Indians and the Comanches, and the American Civil War

>>31764011
Okay then, this is my experise to fix fluffy jagdtiger chan. Any issues with the engine? Need more fuel? If so, what type and octane rating?

>>31764012
Chat with 18Ds and 68Ws over a pot of chili on the weekends.

Take notes.

>>31764028
So basically advice over little things nd for hikes?

>>31764005

>hugs

>>31764011

not Mobil 1 Full Synthetic 0W-40?

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>>31763731

>>31764025
ehh, just a top up really. Otherwise it's all good

>>31764040
well, after what Mobil 1 did to that E30, i can't NOT have faith in them

>>31764055

onee-chan, question:
Hetzer or Marder 38T?

>>31764055
Alrighty then lass, all you need is more water and a refuel, and pats from the crew

>>31764115
ohhh, you're done with the III? Hetzer, easily

hetz memes aside, 60mm at 60 degrees is better than a tiger, sneaky and with a good gun

>>31763722
W-What does he do?

[So, i'll stop shitposting and actually get you some of that writing i promised]

>Where did it come from

Lily’s large bandage is not only covering her eyes, but also ears to some degree, and she appears having issues judging from where the sound is coming from.

“Over there somewhere, i guess” you say and point south-south-west”
>I can’t see anything, remember?

You reach over, grab her arm and point it in the general direction of the sound

“There. Going to tell us what that actually was?”
>... that sounded a little like a KwK 40
+ Kaa vee kaa? Miranda has slept in the car, but is now out and has gotten rid of her glasses to rub her tired eyes
¤ Common German gun during the war. Mounted on Marder, Stug, Panzer IV among others
>Know your enemy, huh?
¤ You are not my enemy
>No

“At any rate, we have to decide if we are going to check this out or not. There are still three dead guys stuffed in and underneath the IS-3 and that is going to cause a shitstorm if they are found”

¤ We hid them rather well i believe
>Sure, but one guy left the inside of his head next to the tank
“But you did that”
>He was hurting Natalya
¤ I am grateful for your help, but there is a task at hand. We have to make a decision on what we should do
“augh, how long time until we get home”
¤ Three hours. Two and a half if we push it
“Well, they are going to be found in that time, regardless of how fast we drive, right?”
¤ Most likely, yes
“Lily, so you actually know what that on the radio was?”
>Not really, no

You sigh heavily

“alright, all in favor of going back for sleep and dealing with dead guys, get in the cars, all who wants to stay here and look for german radio noises, and then go back and deal with dead guys… stay here”

The was much noises being made. Many of them suggested just a nice soft bed would have been the best thing now, and not wandering around looking for a radio that had some explosion next to it

“Lily, whats the range on what of those radios?”
>If that was a FuG 5, which it very well could be, 3-4 kilometers. Less in densely forested areas and cities but to things being in the way
“You know what, let’s not do this right now. You are wounded, and can’t see until we fix you bandages. And because we’ve all spent the night in a firefight, none of has slept a wink. I don’t even have any ammo left. Besides, we have like half a million dollars worth of stolen ary hardware in the cars. Let’s just make sure we can find our way back here in a day or two, alright?”
>B-but we can’t just leave them out here!
“Do you have a better suggestion?”

Lily thinks this over for a moment before taking a deep breath and not really looking towards you

>how does the terrain around us look?
“Wooded. Pretty heavy”
>Could a tank that is not heavy enough to topple a large tree move around in it?
¤ No. Absolutely not
+ I agree with Natalya. Can’t go through these woods
>In that case i suggest we drive back on the road up to five kilometers, and see if we’ve not missed a dirt road or something. Should be on our… right side?
“Augh… alright, you two try work the radio together, i’ll stay in this car”

Al four of them gets in the big Mercedes which turns around on the road at the first possible moment and heads the other way. You follow them, but you can feel you are starting to loose focus. Sleep deprivation is worse than drinking when in a car. Or it could be at least. The little clock underneath the speedo says 07:44. You wonder if they have found the bodies by now. They were relatively well hidden themselves, but there was a lot of blood left after the guy whose head Lily smashed in. Lily… You think about what she said. Many years of hard work, have to do it together, unbind from the Jagdtiger and so on. She had a lot of pride in that machine. But she really is willing to give all that up for you. You want to see her eyes again. Those beautiful haz-

You are lost in thought, and have somehow missed that the car in front of youhas slowed down, forcing you to stand on th ebrakes not to hit it. You do manage, but with a way to small marigin of error. Sleep deprivation is starting to take its toll.

¤ Shitbox, i think i’ve found the road

There is a dirt track just in front of you. Bit rough, and very much not suited to the lowered suspension of the Volvo, this being the R model and all

“Not sure how far i want to drive the cars on this road. I’d suggest we go in a hundred feet or something, park them there and proceed on foot… Thats like 30 meters to you, Lily”

You can almost feel her giggle from the other car, that is just turning of the big road and into the woods.

After some preparation, checking on ammo, and some food, you poke and cut out two small holes in Lily’s bandage so she can actually see something ahead of her. She immediately looks at marks on the gravel road.

>The links marks… This could be from a 160 chassis
“A what?”
>We all had designations, Sonderkraftfahrzeug numbers

She looks at you, and manages to look displeased without even moving the parts of her face that you can see. Despite her being very thorough, you butcher the pronunciation another 2 times before she gives up.

>Just stick with SdKfz, okay?
“Sure”
>Yeah, as i was saying, all German vehicles from this period had a number like this. The Tigers all has numbers on 180, the Jagdtiger being 186 and so on. The 160 numbers are given to vehicles on the Pz IV chassis, and i think the track marks in the ground is from such a vehicle”
¤ And that vehicle could have made the boom we hear earlier?
>See, at least one of you have their heads turned on!

>>31763637

Take ya' lumps!

She suddenly shuffles a little close to you, grabs hold of your hand and states that she meant no harm with that. Her hand was soft and warm, jus like all of her. You kept walking in scilence for around 15 minutes before Miranda starts speaking. She has lifted up her small glasses to her forhead, and is now staring down the road with a pair of binolculars.
+ I think i see something. Do all German tanks look like big boxes?
>Well, not all of them, but most. Can i see?

The small girl hands over the binoculars to Lily. She picks them up looks at the object you still haven't identified for almost a minute before sighing heavily and uttering a single word

>Fuck
“What, we’re out of luck?”
>No, that is just as i predicted a Pz IV
“So, you’re not alone then?”
>That remains to be seen. Problem here is that it's painted as if it belonged to a certain SS division

You’re not really sure as to what the SS actually was, the knowledge that was given to you when schools were a thing was pretty much limited to “extra bad guys” and you certainly had no idea they used tanks

“I’m afraid i’m not that read up on the subject. Is that going to be a problem?”
>Well, that tank might not have broken down in the woods, let’s just leave it at that for now?
“You’re not suggesting we head back, do you?”
>Not yet, but be ready for anything

No one makes a sound until Miranda has managed to get a round chambered in the CX4. She still isn’t used to small arms, so she still has some issues with handling the weapon. But she is thorough, and checks the safety after the procedure. She has been explained the importance of firearm safety, and is very keen on not hurting any of new new found friends

>>31764149
Chucks them across the yard, kicks them around,and drags them down the dirt road.
He says it's to be sure they're SHTF proof. Intentionally damaging my firearms is lunacy imo.

>>31764300

That's super retarded

>>31764300

so he's actually autistic?
is there a Child Protective Services for guns?

I really need to go back playing World of Tanks.
I am missing the speed of the BT-7.
I am obsessed with it.

>dat Christie suspension
>dat speed

I want a tiny tank running at incredible hihg speed

>>31764374

Grind the T49. Shit's magical.

>>31764389
HOREE DOG SHIT
>24 km/h

I NEED IT

>>31764441
>>31764389
ehh, still have my opinion on that the 1390 is the king of tier 8 lights?

>>31764374
BT-7 is glorious, a keeper for me

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>>31763194
>"Voi helvetti there you are!" Jussi shouts from a bit further up
>the finn stumbles a bit and you hear Heini swearing at him in finnish
>these two are like a married old couple you think to yourself
"come over here jussi" you say whilst gesturing to your little camp
>"jussi needs a little bit of help i think" anna says
>you get startled by here voice, her changing so suddenly is always bit startling
"yeah yeah ill help the fucker" you grunt back
>"be nice anon, jussi saved your ass earlier" anna tells you
"whatever"
>you get up and lead him to the camp
"sit down now jussi, you need to rest"
>"helvetti, i havent slept for a long time anon" he says with bloodshot eyes, sign of his sleep deprivation
>"what was that shit earlier you pulled?" he asks
"what do you mean?" you ask even tough you know what he means
>"you nearly got blown to pieces by a su-25, i had to drag down you ass" he insists
"im just, tired you know"
>"thats not a regular tired, anon" anna tells you
"im not fucking crazy alright?" you tell her
>"i never said you were" she says back, a bit taken by how defensive you are
"fuck you guys, lets just eat ok?"
>you all eat the cooked rations silently, except for the occasional burp by jussi
>after the food jussi falls asleep with heini in their tent, set up in another dug down position a bit further away from you
"anna, how are you?" you ask the girl thats clearly upset with you
>"im fine" she says bluntly
"stop acting like a girl and tell me"
>"no, i am fine, you are not"
"how do you think you would be if your friends got executed before you?"
>she goes silent and thinks for a while
>after some silence she responds
>"anon i just dont want you die okay? do you think this is only about you? she says with tears in her eyes
>the tears are running trough her face paint
>you grab a towel and start cleaning her face
>she looks at you and then almost tackles you, hugging you very tightly
>you hug her back
"i promise i wont get us killed alright"

>>31764441

http://wiki.wargaming.net/en/Tank:A100_T49

72 km/h bro. And a 152mm gun. What are you reading?

>>31764332
>>31764349
I wouldn't be surprised. He's an absolute madman. His kids are like mohawk Indians.
Really cool guy though.

>>31764501

I need to find shooting competitions. I need to leave this liberal hellpit.

>>31764300
>all of that
That's not even testing anything! I'm cringing at the thought of him ever getting something better than a century AK.

Please tell me that's all he gets. Pls.

>>31764527
What pit are you in?

>>31764570

I'm right on the southern edge of the Twin Cities area. It's not entirely horrible, lots of conservatives around me and throughout the rest of the state, but the cities have the rest of the state caught in a lockstep.

>>31764557
His collection is mostly "inexpensive." He's a big century, Saturday night special, and PSA15 fan. Sometimes he carrys his Llama 1911.
While he owns an ass of guns, I'd rather have just a relative few that winners, you know?
>got a meme tier AR on order. Waiting for it to ship

>>31764499
Shit. Was reading the other side, got confused, and completely forgot that 24km/h is WW1 tier.

>>31764612

That's fine. I'm telling you though, the wiki is lying about it's manuevarability. Thing is like a squirrel on crack, and that gun will damage pretty much anything with HE. Imagine a go-kart with the gun off a KV2 on top of it.

>>31764639
>go-kart with a gun

That would be ELC

>tfw have 1250 games in mine

>>31764712

But this one has a turret.

>>31764610
>bought a type 53 chink nugget just to have it
>its mixmatched and beaten to shit, probably used as a boat oar
I can somewhat understand his thinking, but I would never collect that much cheap stuff.

>>31764722
r-real tanks don't n-need no turrets

>>31764588
There should really be a way to keep the city from touchimg every other county in the state. NYC and SoCal are the kind of things that make me worry about expansion of any kind.

>>31764755

Chicago is there as well. And so is Detroit for that matter.

>>31764754

Turrets are love. Turrets are life.

>>31763228
>Dave decided he'd channel a certain greentext hero and picked up an FN FAL
Muthafuckin based Bill

Loving the story so far. I feel like you've got just the right ratio of operating, and character relationship building.

so, been working on the idea of the house of /wfg/.

some highlights:
>10,000sq. ft on 4 floors
>12 bedrooms
>7 bathrooms
>8-lane shooting range
>garage able to handle 2 tanks up to 200,000 pounds, with service crane for turret removal

>>31764783
pls no bully onee-chan (*ﾟ∀ﾟ)つ=lニニフ

>>31764851
10k sq ft total or per floor?

>yer forggeting the brewery tough

>>31764851
>>31764873
This. where would the stills be? im assuming three of a moderate size outside for three different brews.

>>31764873
fuck brewery, what about a proper still & filters for making vodka?

>>31764873

total - not counting tank garage, car garage, or outbuildings

>>31764892

Outbuildings. Onii-chan and I were just hashing out the main house. Why would you put a still in the main house?

>>31764949
so you can get drunk in the winter without having to leave the house. Sounds like somebodies never been snowed in for a week right when they ran out of liquor. Its not fun.