Anyone can buy a gun, but have you forged your body into

Yeah but gun > body.

>>31609835

grills don't want to have sex with my gun

>>31609863
Just grab her gun by the pussy.

>>31609821
I usually run a few miles a day, and do push-ups when the mood strikes.

Keeps me in pretty acceptable condition.

>>31609821
Of course. I'm skeleton and skeletons have nigh invincibility against piercing and slashing damage so bullets can't hurt me. They go through the gaps in my bones to.

>hillary wins election
>civilian ownership of guns outlawed
>people turn to physical fitness for personal defense
>4 years later
>hillary re-elected
>no civilian "needs" to bench press more than 135 lbs

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>>31609924
Mace to meet you, Mr. Skeleton.

>>31611902
>>no civilian "needs" to bench press more than 135 lbs

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>31611902

>>no civilian "needs" to bench press more than 135 lbs
Jesus.
I hardly ever work out, and I can bench that until I get bored.
But I can fucking imagine the betacucks supporting shit like that.

>>31611902
>high capacity 45 lb plates are banned.
>People for common sense gym laws is formed.

>>31609902
Being fit doesn't really prepare you for a fight. It helps, but there's out of shape MMA fighters would would likely destroy almost every super fit crossfit gymrat type guy out there.

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Time to roll, boys.

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>>31609821
A few of these people here are literally /k/ users, do you think they can be 'forged'?

Also >>>/fit/ back to your containment board, you lot have been getting a bit cancerous lately going to other board and making these threads.

No, I've seen /k/ meetup photos, I know how greasy and overweight most of this place is

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>>31613560

>I can take on fit people I swear

fatty detected

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>>31613567

>tfw gf is archetype of the nerd

>>31609821
Also, i know in this day and age with obesity and fat acceptance your ego can inflate a bit, but just remember ANYONE can become /fit/, they literally just have to choose, also if it wasn't for the internet people would be much better off with their own health.

>>31613567
Roll

>>31613616
Fuck that, reroll.

>>31613567
>>>/b/

>>31613633
And I am okay with this.

>>31613567
Let's see.

>>31613567
Ok i guess.

>>31613567
Rolling

>>31613567
oh boy

>>31609821
but guns make everyone equal
bodies don't

>>31613567
Rollin'

>>31613560

For most people though, past a certain point of competance, say having a good jab, a cross, a dive to avoid a shoot, stamina tops technique.

>>31613567
I got tripple 4s last time I rolled on this pic.

Wonder what it will be this time.

>>31613836
Fuck this roll...

>>31613560
I can vouch for that, being in shape is important but knowing how to fight is more important. Unfortunately one is much harder than the other, and people often neglect it.

Fun fact - You very rarely to defend yourself from people who don't know how to fight.

Test

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>>31613567
R-R-R-R-ROLL

>>31613567
roll

>>31613560
I'm still leagues ahead of probably 85% of /k/, and I at least put effort into myself which is a hell of a lot more than most anybody does these days.

>>31613567
roll

>>31613567
Roll

>>31613567
Roll my shit up

you know a thread is shitty when a roll image gets posted to keep it alive.

>>31613567
I'll take the dumpy one, please.

>>31613567
stealth rolling since thread is derailed
ps. they're all shit

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>>31613567
Roll

>>31613598
>>I can take on fit people I swear
>fatty detected

Not that anon, but if you think doing some wall balls and shitty Cleans and getting Rhabdo is preparing you to fight, you need to actually step into a fight gym.

I've seen guys come in the gym that are otherwise in good shape but they can't go more than one or two 2-3 minutes rounds in the ring without gassing. There's a lot more to fighting than being able to run and do pushups. Fitness helps, but a relatively out of shape guy who can fight is going to school an in shape guy who has never been in the ring or on the mat.

>>31609924
The right to bear arms is easy to revoke from skeletons; they have no constitution

>>31616883
That's why you do both, a basic level of fitness is as important as a basic level of fighting knowledge; lacking in either will lose you the fight and an excess in either will give you the edge.

>>31613560
>>31613852

This is a complete load of shit. If you aren't fit, you are going to hurt yourself the moment you try to move fast. You are also going to get winded really, really fucking fast in a fight. And that's not even talking about kicking. Ib4

>kicking in a fight
>it's all technique
>muscles slow you down
>etc, etc

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>>31613567

>>31613567

Pray for me.

>>31619345

Hah, jokes on you, I already am a geek.

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>>31613567
Roll.

>>31613567
Rollin

I bench 3 times a week right now but I'm thinking about knocking one day off and replacing it with deadlifts for core strength and to tone up my feminine pear butt. I also do armoured combat fighting twice a month in my school's SCA/fencing club. Not that it resembles what a real fight would be like, but i feel like it has heightened my reflexes in the year and a half ive been doing it.

>>31613567
Here goes

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>>31613567
roll

>>31609863
You're clearly not using your gun right...

>>31613560
Kekarooski!

Bigger dudes win 9 out of 10 fights. Literally to the fucking point if someone smaller wins a fight it's fucking paraded around the internet in a bully beatdown compilation.

Skinnyfags and manlets on suicide watch.

>>31609821
>Anyone can buy a gun
Tell that to half of blacks in the US

>>31609821

> Forge body into ultimate weapon over the span of years
> Strict diet, workout schedule, training fees
> Long list of old injuries from training

> Get shot by some guy who spent an afternoon at the range

Get /fit/ because it's healthy, then buy guns and motorcycles like all the other cool kids

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>>31621101
best roll right here. back to shitposting.

>>31609885
This

>>31621170
Ah motorcycles, guns, violence, skanks, drugs, and videogames. Ammiright?

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>>31609821
The mind is the true ultimate weapon m8

>>31613567
Let's go.

>>31622004
Bleh, rerollin'

>>31613567
Why does it seems like the slut with tomboy upgrade is easily the best gf material?

>>31613567
Ayatollah status: Rock an Rollah

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>>31609821
>not working your biceps to the point where you can instantly incapacitate multiple aggressors in one punch

>>31609821
I don't think I can turn my body into an M2HB.

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Rollin'

>>31613567

LETS DO THIS

>>31613567
ROLLING

>>31609821
I like twinkies too much to do that. I can backpack 20 miles a day, but I can't run or fight.

>>31609821
I can let out really toxic smelling farts.

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>>31613567
Sure I'll have a roll

>>31609835
Ok, image you're wearing body armor and got shot, for whatever reason. No penetration. Just square in the chest with a 12 gauge.

Who would be hurt more? A skelly, or a well muscled guy?

>>31613567
fuck it rolling

>>31622096
Ew, rerollan

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>>31622270

>>31613567
please

>>31616928
underated post

>>31613567
Tomboi best boi

>>31622432
both are fucking destroyed, that's the point, if you want natural body armor your best bet is getting sumo style musclefat, not that it would actually work

>>31613578
Why are slavaboos always the most cringe?

>>31609821
You bet I have, fuckboi. The human body requires 2000 calories a day to run efficiently, and stores the excess as fat containing 3000 calories per pound. By my own estimations, I have a surplus of nearly 300,000 calories in reserve, allowing me to operate for an extended period of 150 days without resupply. While you're huddled in the cold trying to warm your hands around an MRE, I'll be gliding silently through the night, naturally insulated by my stored nutrients. While you struggle to tread water, I will float effortlessly and stealthily by. If it comes to hand-to-hand combat, my decades of experience lugging around my own bulk have strengthened my legs and core to impressive levels, and I will easily crush (literally) my foes. People on /k/ like to talk about prepping, and in my opinion the best prep is one they can't take away from your, your fat.

>>31613567
6 get

>>31624806
YES

>>31622104
>Implying biceps play that much of a role in a punch

>>31624758
This gave me hilarious images as I read it, pretty funny/10.

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>>31611902
>America: Retire at 18 edition

>>31613567
uppity slut

>>31616302
Tiny booth babe or is that thing really 3x the size of a Deagle?

>>31613567

Roll

>>31625091
The barrel is 7.5" and a deagle's is only 6", so yes it is a bit larger.

>>31613567
Rolling.

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>>31623985
>both are fucking destroyed
>natural body armor

First of all, I said wearing body armor. No amount of muscle is going to stop a 12 gauge for a normal person.

Secondly, muscles and tendons are very good shock absorbers. If you were a skelly, you would have several broken bones from that, as oppose to simply being badly bruised.

>>31613567
Roll

>>31622270
Is that a Rule 63 Jesus on that cross?

>>31625905
Whoever designed the ribs made it looks like boobs.

>>31613567
Gib me a 3 with a 0

Or a 7 with a 0, could give a shit they're the same anyhow.

I've seen old men knock down young men with surprising strength and fat people beat up skinny people. The world makes no sense.

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>>31613567
fix bayonets

>>31613567
Spin the wheel

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>>31613567
Rollex

>>31624758
Magnificent sir.

>>31613567
gg ez

>>31616928
laff

>>31613585
>implying at least 40% of us aren't skeletons

No time to eat when we're busy shitposting and talking as if we have any firearm knowledge at all.

>>31613567

rollin'

>>31613567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxsS_-LTe0

>>31613567
fuck this

>>31613567
dumpy one please

>>31613567
Rollin

>>31613567
Doot doot

>>31613567
lol

>>31613567
Career girl pls

>>31613567

rollin rollin rollin

>>31613567
No kebabs

>>31618375
Ok. So 8% bodyfat crossfit guy vs Mark Hunt, who's going to win?

>>31613567
tomboy get?

>>31609821

Fuck off DC shill.

>>31613567
rolling

>>31613567
F

>>31609821
nah because I can buy a gun

>>31613567
Galko is a saint

>>31613567

ROLL HARD 2: ROLL HARDER

>>31613567
rollio

>>31613813
Nigga that's called technique

>>31625887
>Secondly, muscles and tendons are very good shock absorbers

Only when performing their actual function. I.e bio-mechanical locomotion.

12 gauge sledgehammer to the chest will fuck anyone up

>>31613567
Rolling for unfulfilled dreams

>>31613567

one boyfriend-free girl please :)

>>31613567
rollin'

>>31613567
rorr

>>31609821
Can you forge a blade with a flamethrower though?

>>31633774
>Only when performing their actual function

Part of their function is being padding and protection for the bones. You have more mass to disperse the energy. That means less energy going through your bones and vital organs.

>12 gauge sledgehammer to the chest will fuck anyone up

I did say before you'll be badly bruised if well muscled, instead of breaking several bones. In both cases, you'll being hurting, but broken bones sure as shit hurt a lot more than bruised muscle.

>>31613567
forever alones rolls

>>31613567
gdi ill roll

>>31613567
r

>>31613567
roll

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>>31609821
>Anyone can buy a gun
>anyon can

mfw germanfag
it really hurts man

>>31634543
>Subtle but obvious nogun.
What is "kenetic energy"

>>31635180
you CAN buy a gun, germanbro

You just need to know where to look.

>>31635362
"kenetic" energy is nothing, anon.

Before trying to lecture someone, you should know how to spell what you'll be referencing in your self-righteous post. Did you perhaps mean "kinetic"?

>>31613567
roll

>>31635380
I do train my body as well, anon. Butnit's far too obvious that you're just a no gun fag and the anon you're aguing right now is probably either a skelly or a fat fuck.

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>>31613567
rollin'

Sup lads, i'm recently single so i actually have some fucking money now. I am thinking of starting a martial art/fighting of some sort. I have no experience whatsoever. Can anyone recommend me any specific styles or courses that i should try?

Britfag if that helps. Can't exactly CC my longbow

>>31613567
Jej

>>31613567
rolling

>>31613567
Roll...

>>31636377
Motherfucker

>>31636400
SON OF A BITCH

>>31625887
This is just one shot though.

Try taking another 7 rounds to the chest. See if you feel like bludgeoning someone to death after that :A)

>>31613567
Roll

>>31636419
Why the fuck are you standing there taking 8 rounds to the chest? Or how.

Body armor is a preventive, it doesn't make you completely bulletproof nor shock proof. Only ISIS level retards would believe that.

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>>31609821
No thanks, I'm Catholic.

>>31613567
Gyaru for life

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>>31635362
>Subtlety but obviously having no idea what he is talking about

You do understand the entire point of body armor is to disperse said "kenetic energy :DDDDDD".

Muscle, being a high strength and density tissue, helps absorb shock partially because of it's mass and tensile strength. Additionally, the bone density increase from exercise also helps.

Again, in case you forgot, I did say that muscles and bones DO NOT make up for lack of body armor. A well placed 12 gauge to an unprotected chest will put down just about anyone.

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>>31635371
Thats true but I meant legal

>>31638772
Kek

>>31613567
gimme the tomboy

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>>31613567
rolling

>>31613567
roll for gud.

>>31613567
rollin' boi

>>31613567
Married 5, would cheat on with 6 or 7

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>>31613567

ROLLIN

>>31611902
Now I can truly be Hanma Ba/k/i

>>31611902

underground gym prohibition clubs when

>>31613567
I need to just not be a scrawny little bitch in general
also rolling

>>31640433
...well, time to re-roll I guess
(damn giant honkers)