/ak/

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Best law enforcement officers.

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Let's do this!

Managed to find one numbered copy of S&W on Amazon and ordered it. Time for the two month wait!

>>31594859
Just a reminder to guard that we want this >>31593145

>>31594926

And also a comic.

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I'm getting really fucking sick of these threads turning into circlejerks over that used-up dried-out piece of shit Galil whore.

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more pistols when

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>>31595036

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Hey guys, being an annoying shit and posting my paste bin for the 90th time.

http://pastebin.com/u/Falwritefag

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>>31595046
Oh god those tiny legs and huge torso

>>31595011
t. salty slav whore

>>31595096
>what is a dress

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>>31594871

>>31595036
Actually. Would pistols have clingy Waffegeists? Like the image says "Am of side arm"

>>31595127

Considering some of the pistols I own, that would sadden me.

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>>31595126
Hog Father > "Santa"

>>31595051
Nice photo.
Who's the photographer?

>>31595138
How so?

>>31595127

My M92 would be perma sad that I can't conceal her during the summer because of how big she is.

>>31595138

Any of them in particular come to mind?

>>31595127
They'd have to be okay with being worn under clothes, in pockets, or against the skin.

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>>31595046
>>31595096
legs are still too long

>>31595011
>t. Babushka

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>>31595122
Eeeh, it's more than that

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>>31595138
How so? I doubt I'd mind a clingy Ruger.
>pic related

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>>31595159

Ilya Kuvshinov

>>31595189
Yeah, cool photographs.

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>>31595011
I think we need more Battle Rifle stuff

>>31595155

RIP Terry Pratchett. You weren't so bad, for a britbong.....

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>>31595175
Oh, I see now. How the dress was made messed me up. I thought that was a skirt at the bottom. Disregard what I thought here>>31595183

>>31595138

I collect French and Japanese, followed by Commonwealth

So I'd have to explain" no, all the empire you fought for, all the work your previous owers died for, was for naught.".

I have a MkVII with NZ proofs. It sits next to a P-38 made in 1942.

Imagine the discomfort.

I'd rather they sleep. Because what I have to tell them would likely break their hearts.

>>31595183
You've never seen a dress from the 20's, have you.

>>31595247

That's a fucking story idea if I ever heard one.

>>31595126
>Tfw don't have the "let's talk about that watermark pic" present at the moment
Would be really uselful right now.

>>31595248
>>31595239

>>31595269

The "I see waffengeists, all of them" story, was me.

You know how painful it is cutting up a G36? I do.

Now cut up dozens. Then post pics online.

I wanted that gun to do well. Because it was neat. Inifinitely modular, change the mold, a universal trunnion and breech, infinitely variable..
Think how wonderful that seemed to someone used to whacking bits from a billet, making M1928 Thompsons, ad nauseaum. .

Then I cut one apart
Oh look, Same old shit. Cut the corners. pare the edges. Nobody will shoot it that much.


Yeah, some did. And I cut them apart. And heard them cry.

I fucking hated every second of it.

Money drove it. People buying those fakey clones and wanting G36 shit slapped on them, so we butchered damaged G36's to supply..

It took me almost a decade to even handle a G36, the sense of "handling the dead" was so strong.

>>31595364
Though I do not know that feel you have my sympathies. ;-;

>>31595364

That was hard to read.

>>31595280
>Being autistic about watermarks
>On a picture I saved on 4chan anyway

>>31595167
I don't see how a clingy girl would mind that.

>>31595167
Girls like to wear your clothes anyways.

>>31595462
>>31595469
Yeah it was more a statement of fact than a reason against.

Even if you don't have your raifu, you'd have your pistolfu.

>>31595462
>wear her concealed in appendix carry for months
>Movies
>Dinner
>Work
>Always right there at your beck and call, nestled right on in next to your crotch
>Smelling your sweat
>Inhaling your musk
>Some would say they find it right cozy there
>But then one day you have to go to the court house to pick up some documents about an old speeding ticket and you leave her in the car
>You walk away while she wrings her hands in the passenger seat, her eyes glued to you as you walk away
>When you come back she has her face pressed against the window, eagerly waiting for you to return
>As soon as the door opens she scrambles out and hugs you with her face buried in your junk

yeah i dont see a down side to this

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>tfw love the waffefeist idea but also married


Can't figure out how to reconcile having two pretty girls in the house competing for my attention.

My wife is just as pro-gun as me so maybe she'd just view the waffegiest as a kind of daughter figure.

Any good /ak/ vidya? Been playing Bullet Girls and I need more.

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>>31595556

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>>31595556
Ring of Red.

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>>31595545
or an easy way to get her groove on while your not home

>Anon! Youre wife said she needed cleaning with a special rod so i helped her out! She should be all sparkling and lubricated now!

>>31595560
Sauce?

>>31595514
>Get a .380 Colt Mustang
>Little pocket foal loli
>Have her hold my hand through the city, call it open carry
>have her nice and snuggle in my coat pocket or pant pocket
>Let her enjoy the scent of Armani cologne and the scent of my suit
Fucking hell, I can dig this once I get one

>>31595590

I'll give you a hint. It's one of the only two words written around the picture.

>>31595576

I should save this for whenever some idiot tells me the bombs were unnecessary.

>>31595545
One word: Threesomes

>>31595604
A single name "haydee" is nothing to go on.

>>31595556
Bushido Blade 2. While it has aged, the realism with the sword combt and how one alice to the vital areas can kill you never cease to entertain me

>>31595617
google it you waste of oxygen. jesus christ its literally the first fucking page of results

>>31595185
Mine bit my palm the other night

>>31595509
>>31595469
>>31595514
Now the tricky part.
Fullsize = standard or loli
Compact = standard or loli
Subcompact = loli

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>>31595617
>>31595617

You are one retarded useless piece of shit.

>>31595664
>Steam
>terribly intrusive DRM platform
Pass.

>>31595615
>>31595587

Maybe if Guard drew that I'd be more interested.

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>tfw found the perfect mix of /a/ /k/ and /tg/
Now I just need enough money to buy Infinity minis

>>31595617
>Go to pixiv
>type haydee
>Get shit ton of art of her
>click several images
>Get sauce of artist
>Get more images of her along the way
or
>Go to reverse image search services iqdb
>have image searched under sauce now
>get sauce
Ur a fagit

>>31595545
Threeway action when?

>>31595655
All Pistols are lolis, except that one loli is taller than the others

>>31595233
Terry Pratchet came off as pretty pro-gun to me when I was reading his stuff.

>>31595718
Not if i have any say over it. Short stacks err day

>>31595655
C96 - nearly a rifle
1903 - teen

>>31595587
The best part is your gun might clueless the first time. Kek

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>>31595733
>Rifles face when you explain to her what she did and what the 'rod' was

>>31595718
>>31595732
So it'd be the 12-17 range?

>>31595758
What was the Rod?

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>>31595728
They become short stacks if you turn em to pistol carbines bruh, have you seen the size of the handguard on the Roni

>>31595759
It can be younger actually

>>31595769
A big, floppy dildo.

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>>31595800
>your waffegeist thinks your wife's a dirty girl and needs some cleaning and lubricating herself
>she asks you to help her

>>31595759
I'm making part of my determination on the age of the design. Thompson is Christmas cake after all.

>>31595732
I can see the C96 being around Thompson and Fujiko's age since they're from a different era, but a 1903 vest pocket? That'll be loke a short stack there

>>31595834
The vest pocket was 1908 though.

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>>31595775
>>31595769
>>31595733
>>31595732
>>31595728
>>31595718
Anon, why dont you ever carry me concealed?
>Youre Beretta Storm looks over at you, her short white cropped hair still bushled with sleep
>"Well you see its just too ho-"
Oh come on Anon dont be a baby, just carry me in the appendix
>She pouts and folds her arms over her ample chest, her magazine capacity was quite large for her size
>As you go to explain that its not comfortable she cuts you off and points over at the house next door
HE CARRIES HIS 1911 IN THE APPENDIX AND SHE ALWAYS BRAGS ABOUT IT. YOU GOT THE HOLSTER YOU PRICK
>She yells while throwing her hands in the air and gesturing at your neighbor, her italian accent starting to come to the fore more than usual
>Again you went to explain how its too hot but she crawls under the table and tugs at your jeans and digging her hands in them
LOOK. THERES PLENTY OF ROOM. JUST CARRY ME RIGHT HEEERRREEE!
>She flails and kicks her feet as you yank her up above the table, heaving a sigh as she starts to curse in Italian about the pampered 1911 next soor

>>31595829
>age of the design
But here's hardly any difference considering a lot of pistols are wither SAO, striker fired, DAO, SAO/DAO, etc.

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>>31595800
Damn

>>31595847
>SAO
I want r/anime to leave.

>>31595846

I can only imagine my M92 as a curly haired Italian lady now. Thanks.

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Anyone know what happened to the Garand anon? That was getting pretty interesting.

>>31595871
I imagine my 92FS is a half Italian short curly haired brunette, wears sport shorts a tank top, and a trench coat with sun glasses because Jon Woo movies.

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If pistols are lolis, then what would SMGs be? Older teens schoolgirls?

>>31595824
I don't need help washing my damn hands.

>>31595938
They're elementary kids

>>31595700

If Guard draws it I'll provide a template for my wife.

>>31595855
Would you prefer dragon dildos?

>>31595938
Possibly? I'm going off the design and overall size of the pistol or smg.
Like >>31595732 said C96 is in the adult range because she's practically a rifle.

>>31595938
Lolis with loud mouths.

>>31595834
The Hammerless is actually really large for what it is.

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>>31595871
>not imagining her as Revy

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>>31595938
Same as pistols, lolis

>>31596058
Revy would be a flip knockoff.

>>31596058

>She's a loli with Jon McClaine's voice.

>>31595846
My underwear gun is a Bersa Thunder 380DT. She might have an opposing opinion on CC.

>>31596086
Either that or she's a hungry cock slut.

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>>31595983
>If Guard draws it I'll provide a template for my wife.

>>31595183
Short lol stubby legs

>>31596086
She must have enjoyed your musk anon.

>>31595718

My pistols are sinewy hardened old crones who make a mean batch of pea soup, or mint tea.

Except for the Mk VI, it makes cucumber sandwiches.

>>31595647
But it's a love bite, anon.

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Would M1911 be a shortstack Christmas cake?

>>31596139

She is tru slav peestol

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>>31596144
She would be a timeless beauty that likes to hang out with Thompson and Springfield.

>>31596143
Like a puppy.

>>31596143
But what if she tries to bite you in other places? Like your [spoiler]neck[/spoiler]

>>31596186

She can bite me.

Also What would a shotgun look like?

>>31596117

I just said that.

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>>31596186
Stop biting there.
>You donate blood anyways!

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>>31596201
>Also What would a shotgun look like?
Like Saiga.

>>31596201
Like a rifle Waffegeist but shorter.

>>31596201

Probably a lot like a rifle, but more than likely shorter. Maybe a bit more tomboyish in so far as having scratches and scars due to being more heavily used and less picky.

>>31596155
Would she be upset that she's not as busty as her fellow old maids?

>>31596214
Hmmmm interesting.

I need a drawfag to draw up my Mossberg 500

>>31596214
>twintails
>not double barreled
I don't get it.

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>>31596201
Same as assault rifles but with longer hair.
>>31596214
That's if you're from a comblock nation

>>31596244

O SCHEISSE!
I can dig it

>>31596144

All steel, walnut stocks. Huge bore...

Why even ask? A 1911 waifu would be out punching trees into submission for firewood, and snarling at postmen every time they dropped off your weekly copy of " thighboots and school uniforms"..

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>>31596242
>implying having twin tails means you're a double barrel
Fagit, leave that to a nice cowgirl with big tiddies. Even T91 has like six ponytails

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>>31596256
I even have Franchi chan

>>31596289

Where do you find these at?

>>31596234
M1911 and M1928 share meals of .45ACP often. They're girlfriends.

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>>31596110
>>31596126
To bad, I don't dig lolis.

>>31596313
I can see her already as a busty tomboy

>>31596323
Nice cute loli, anon

>>31596302
I think I got these from the Eggplant's twitter. That or the /ak/ wiki.

>>31596244
> has vol 5

I've been meaning to scan this page, now I don't have to

>>31596349
What is his twitter anyways?

New /wfg/ is up with highlights, get your dose of writefaggotry

i still carry my old backup gun (P7 PSP) from when i was a state trooper. duty gun is a mid 90's USP. i shoot both pretty regularly.

i wonder what the difference frame size would make? or even steel vs polymer.

>>31596402
whoops, forgot to link
>>31596291

>>31596257
>>31596313
Would she get along with the rest of your pistols or would she think they're a bunch of sissies?

>>31596409
Does top heaviness play a role in the frame?

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What would very old black powder weapons be like?
I was thinking they'd be men.
>no slightly aged snake plissken-type arquebus to cuddle me

>>31596451
Big tall old milfs. Depends on how well they were preserved and treated

>>31596458
Oh, and big tiddies cuz of the size of the handguards

>>31596155
definitely a blonde, slender, and red-blooded american. she would be a bit older then the other two.

>>31596451
probably literally 1800's women, not much different otherwise other than being from a different era and having different expectations. maybe more into local cuisine than anything exotic.

what might be interesting is the weirder guns of the time like the MARS automatic or some of those crazy chinese warlord pistols from the 20's.

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Guard is doing 9 panels of the Tantal comic, dude finally shelled out for ot

>>31596484
>anon REALLY wants butt hole

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>>31596493
BIG. FAT. CAT BOOTY N TIDDIES

>>31596339
Thanks, got her for $190 at my LGS

>>31596149

All the guns I own are at best, withered leathery old witches.

Assuming the lore holds true, that is.

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>>31596323
What is your major malfunction

>>31596393
have this
>http://upotte.soup.io/post/256588011/Upottes-mangaka-Kitsune-Tennouji-and-his-cat
link also contains his twitter

>>31596019
1903 Colt .32 confirmed for best handgun girl. Mine in particular has a nice story behind it: http://forums.gunboards.com/showthread.php?506129-My-Family-s-1903-Colt-32-History&p=4357345#post4357345

>>31596325

1911s would be tiny, flat chested and absurdly-over muscled girls with loud voices, low stamina and a surplus of noise.

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>Little French girl dressed up in a native American headdress

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>>31595011
I agree, how about a change this time to fountain head. She never gets enough love.

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>>31596554
Good question, I should reiterate. Lolis are cute as shit, nothing else.

>>31596058
That always bothered me, she has an ALICE belt and puts nothing on it. She could use the M9 ammo pouches all along the belt or whatever she needs.

I'm sitting here refreshing the page waiting for Guard to post. What has my life come to?

>>31596612
Fan art soon, /k/omrade, I'm still in the middle of the great pixiv search.

>>31596616
I want to pet her ears!

>>31596642
Nothing, it just means you're fagit just like ou were always before, only that you just realize it nos

>>31596653
Sounds good m8

>>31596451
What in God's name is with that picture?

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>>31596659
That's what they're there for.

>>31596561
That's neato. I remember reading that when I was researching before I bought mine.

>>31596692
Something from a newgrounds animation a while in the making, slow uploads
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiOM5ecFWW8

>>31596642
To post what?

>>31596718
Anything desu. Folder needs moar.

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>>31596712
Really? I never expected anyone to actually see it since I never got any comments about it. Thanks for taking the time to see it. I love the little thing, and it IS little.
Pic unrelated

>>31596715
Okay, now it looks familiar

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Derringer a tiny.

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>>31596472

Here's the thing to consider.-

A sentient . near immortal weapon-spirit will absorb all the accumulated knowledge of it's owners.

So-

I have guns owned by fairly famous collectors, some by some who were engineers.


50~ 100 years from now, people get my collection. At-worst- you have near 1000 years of engineering, metallurgy, woodworking and electronics, encompassed in a compact package.

So...


If the concept of "waffengeists" became real, and known, what knowledge they;d amassed would become a commidty. Since i'td be both first hand, and known.

They'd either be hunted like witchres, worshipped as gods, or coveted as totems.


Just some food for thought.

Image related. What do they know?

>>31596806
Imagine the stories Patton's revolvers could tell...

>>31596688
I already got two-three lewds of her and a nice colored sketch that I posted of her last thread and Guard made a quick sketch of her last thread

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>>31596289
>No carcano
Why must I suffer

>>31596859

Because of your shit taste in girls.

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>>31596900
Carcano's not a shit tho, it's just that Italian manufacures can't into standardizing ammunition loadings. And you take that back on Pyrrah, she wuz a gud girl who dindu nuffin

>>31596919

Carcano is fine, I miss mine.

Pyrrah a shit. A SHIT!

>>31596806
>WWI stories about the AEF
>Kudos if it was Alvin York's sidearm during his assault against the Germans
>WWII stories
>Not sure if European front or the Pacific
The top pistol Indon't know of

>>31596822

I was more thinking "John Browing's prototypes", or " The early guns sent to Val Browning".

Maybe the very first AA(I SPIW..If you want to talk about absurd pinnacles of engineering.

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I dunno you guys, I just feel as though I'm the only one here turned off by gun smut, yet saucy I'm not really bothered by.

>>31596803
I'd like to bore out her chamber if you catch my meaning

You know, up the caliber to .45 or .410

>>31596850
Got sauce?

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>>31596954
We're all ammosexuals here anon, have a great doujin from me to you:
>http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/10296/1/kekkan-gun-gun

>>31597019
I've seen a lot of shit, a LOT of shit, yet that image you posted disturbs me

>>31596949
Mein gott
>>31596957
>410 derringer
Loud mouth with a wicked kick?

yo so like


what about underbarrel weapon systems? M203s, masterkeys, the like?

what about shit like the OICW and other multi-weapon systems? what about launchers? mortars? cannons? machine guns?


are heavy machine guns thicc? are all machine guns varying levels of thicc?

>>31596991
I do, put have patience my lad, I'll upload it all in gelbooru with sauce link

>>31597019
What gun? Wait don't tell me. A slav whore. Right?

>>31597056
I'll be waiting then.

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>>31597019
>just kill me now

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>>31597046
>He wouldn't fuck a gun
Get a load of this faggot

>>31597079
Don't forget to use protection


I'm telling you to carry a gun while you fuck your guns

>>31597050
>M203s, masterkeys, the like?
Short girls that hang out with their assigned raifu as an attachment, short girl in general when a stand alone. I know someone posted OICW chan several threads ago

Would SCAR-H and SCAR-L rifles be sisters, twins, or what?

>>31597111
Conjoined twin for integral grenade launchers, forming a moe abomination

>>31597050
>Launchers
No bolt, no waffegeist
>mortars
See above
>cannons
Depends, is it breechlocked?
>machine guns?
Already covered with GPMPGs and LMGs
>are heavy machine guns thicc? are all machine guns varying levels of thicc?
Depends on their design

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>>31597134

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>>31596954
Don't worry. There are pure raifus out there for us.
>>31597019
You disgust me.

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>>31597138
Let's not overthink this

>>31597163
>purity fag
Git out. Nothing wrong fucking your loyal raifu, she's there to serve you and only you.

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Contributing my inked doodle to the drawfag pool.
I swear I can't get anything done.
>find out I don't have enough room on the canvas for 5 girls
>erase two of them completely
>start over
>end up with 4 girls
>a fucked up M1A
>a barely visible Colt SAA
Whoever the anon was who asked for the HK91, I'm sorry it will not be featured in this one. As a fellow PTRfag, it hurts me as much as it hurts you.

>>31597019
Whew lad...
Thanks for sharing with the class...

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>>31596935
>Pyrrha a shit
Liar

>>31597153
>no bolt, no waffegeist

So single shot break-open don't have waffegeist? That's racist

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So... we're fucking guns now?
Cause if we're on the topic...

>>31597134

Smarter than anyone you know, able to rig a heavy-water fusion reactor in the trunk of your Ford, yet still full and totally capable of burning toast.

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>>31597019
Eeeh, not my cup of hentai.
Come back with a yuri doujin of them and then we'll have something

>>31597218
>Implied to die from the moment you hear her name.
>Not a shit.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight

>>31597163

>Shits where she eats
>Pure

>>31597218

>Ded gurl
>Best gurl
Pick one and only one.

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>>31597231
SADMIN YOU LOLICON! SAR CHAN WASN'T MADE TO BE DEFILED

>>31597231
>cumming on a golani sporter
ffs dude

>>31597153
why does it have to have a bolt?

I want my cute moe tumors

siamese twins linked chest to back

would a chaingun be a big bodybuilder? what of autoloader cannons? gatling cannons? 23mm AA guns, 40mm bofors, the like

would light machine guns be thicc lolis? GPMGs thicc highschoolers? HMGs thicc milfs?

when can I fuck a thicc M2


>>31597019
>great doujin
>no anal
lame, yo

>>31597246
SHALL NOT BE IMPINGED

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Look at that big sexy AA-12

>>31597258
That has a SAR gas block

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>>31597198
She's there to remove your enemies, not pleasure your dick you degenerate faggot.
>>31597255
>>31597231
END YOUR EXISTENCE

>>31597226
no need to be one, not moving parts, less chance of failure, and dont have a combat application such as combat shotguns

>>31596954
What is smut exactly?

>>31597270
>gas block
>visible in that picture
??????????????????????

>>31597226
I mean, that's the whole purpose behind waffegeist, then again, not all firearms have a geist
>>31597263
why does it have to have a bolt?
You haven't been around much, eh? Waffegeists are made from the bolt. Guard would explain t better
>I want my cute moe tumors
>siamese twins linked chest to back
>>>/d/
>would a chaingun be a big bodybuilder? what of autoloader cannons? gatling cannons? 23mm AA guns, 40mm bofors, the like
Amazons m8. Big, thick and well built amazons.
>Not appreciating the doujin's art, attention to details, references and jokes
fagit

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>>31597255
Original poster of that image here. PTR-chan deserved a better nut. Here you go.

>>31597265

Bud, I have a Colt R6700CH Match HBAR wanting to beat you into a fine film, from that remark.

And when a 6''3" "raifu" built like a LMG with the accuracy of a Camp Perry match rifle takes a dislike to you, well...


I guess you'll have to writ a spot of fiction to parry.

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>>31597245
That means Ren and Jaune will die as well due to who they are based on
>>31597246
Still best girl

>>31597377

Weiss best girl

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>>31597323
In essence, the gun fucking and lewds.

>>31597231
>>31597255
>>31597358
Here is all the (you)s you wanted.

>>31597255
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW SHE HAD A CRACKED GAS BLOCK AND ALL I COULD GET MY HANDS ON WAS AN SAR ONE.

>>31597258
Rescue gun. Receiver's from a Golani but nearly everything has been replaced with as many IMI parts as 922r will allow.

>>31597335
>I mean, that's the whole purpose behind waffegeist, then again, not all firearms have a geist

But what if they did?

What if all manufactured products involving more than a bit of human interaction, did?

Suddenly, your car is depressed, and your TV has a sour tummy from the shitty power fro,m your local provider.

>>31597377
>Ren and Jaune will die
Explain.

>>31597428

Fuck that. I already have enough to deal with before everythingin my house atarts talking to me.

>>31597450

It's to increase the quality of the show.

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>>31597393

>>31597287
>He wouldn't fuck a gun
Bunch of slack jawed faggots ITT. They have feelings, they have emotions and they can get attached to you. And if your willing their offer, they are great partners that'll outlast you.
>>31597331
>https://www dot facebook dot
com/story.php?story_fbid=1409756915720049&id=872988876063525&__tn__=%2As
>>31597358
Thanks m8.

>>31597450
Ren is based on Mulan who jumped off a cliff
Jaune is based off Joan of Arc

>>31597487
im not clicking that viru slink

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>>31597398
Thanks for the (you)s will share on the gunporn
>>31597412
You could have gotten her a proper gas block from Apex
>Unironically calling her a doggo in your fagbook posts
SHE'S A FOX, DAMMIT

>>31597489
Hmm...
So that's 3/4 out of JNPR, what about Nora?
Or is she just to lulzrandumb to be killed?

>>31597534
System thought it was spam, its just a link to refer the poster's firearm utilizes an SAR gas block as proofs. Just change dot to .

>Shield 9 as a shortstack insisting she can protect you from anything and that you need her 24/7.

>>31597466
>Momma Weiss
Pls no

>>31597553
virus do not click

>>31597358
So... How was the footjob?

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>>31597079
At least get a gun that has a barrel that matches the diameter of your dong.I already did my matching. I comfortably fit into an aircraft mounted BK-5 50mm cannon

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>>31597584
wow it's fucking nothing

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>>31597487
I love my guns too much to reduce them to sex objects. If she gets attached to me that better means she blows up in Hajis hands if he ever takes her from me.
They have a job that I need them to do. Throw lead at whatever I am pointing them.
I'll show my affection by cleaning them and they should show affection by working as intended.

>>31597622
>Fucking from the barrel
You're doing it wrong. Up her magwell, and inside her chamber

>>31597398
so smut is specific to guns? I thought it was a more general term than that

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>>31597536
>Order from apex and wait a week
>Pay $30 the one that the gunsmith had on hand at the time

Tough choice but I'm still planning on inatalling an AR style gas block.

Anyway, here's an updated pic of her. One in my first post was a bit old.

>>31597627
fucking virus

>>31597641
>I love my guns too much to reduce them to sex objects
>This is what purity fags think
Nigga, that's called deepening the bond between firearm and user. The fuck's wrong with you? There's nothing wrong having platonic relations or raising them as a daughterfu, but you gotta be pretty ignorant to go and think like that
>If she gets attached to me that better means she blows up in Hajis hands if he ever takes her from me
>Implying organized hadjiis are going to shoot you anywhere were you don't have your rifle on you

>>31597487
>Bunch of slack jawed faggots ITT. They have feelings, they have emotions and they can get attached to you. And if your willing their offer, they are great partners that'll outlast you.

And you WILL die.

So, how do you relate to a physically immortal, immensely wise and emotionally semi stable nigh upon diety?


Because we are creating demigods here.

>>31597671
I'm keeping specific to /ak/

But I guess if you want the definition of smut, it's sexually explicit material, borrowing from its original meaning, flakes of soot and grain fungus, which blackens and blemishes, along with to soil or smug, and etc.

>>31597762
So smut is just another term for porn or sex?

>>31597658
Hey, if they want it that way, they can do whatever they want. I'm not about to anger an aircraft mounted anti-tank weapon

>>31597781
More so with porn.

>>31597218
Pyrahh a corpse

>>31597756
>And you WILL die.
Of course, we mortals are inevitable to continue. She will be lead to the next generation.
>So, how do you relate to a physically immortal, immensely wise and emotionally semi stable nigh upon diety?
Think Lawrence and Holo from Spice and Wolf.

>>31597806
>Think Lawrence and Holo from Spice and Wolf.
Give up everything to a petulant giant immortal wolf because you have crippling loneliness?

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>>31597803
Ah, okay +1 internet to you for helping

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>>31597746
The fucks wrong with me? The fucks wrong with you? You literally stick your dick into your gun.
Show affection where it's appropriate. Feed her some fancy Fiocchi instead of your rancid cum.

>>31597568
>"Anoooooooooon!"
>You almost choke as Shield grabs he collar of your shirt and yanks you down to her height.
>Which is a full head shorter than you.
>"Where were you?!" She almost yells, shaking you by your collar some. "What if something happened while you were gone?! What if someone got you!? I can't live up to my name of you won't let me!"
"I was in the bathroom..?"
>You say in an almost questioning manner, not wanting to set her off again.
>"Why didn't you take me?" Shield demands as she finally lets go of your shirt.
>You cough into your hand and look away, feeling your face heat up.
"Yeah, no. Not happening."
>"Why!?"
>You give her a flat look.
"You really wanna be there when I'm on the shitter? You can be into whatever you want, but that's pushing it for me."
>She sputters and shakes her head, matte black locks flying. "That's not what I meant!"
"Riiiiiiight."
>The little subcompact growls and looks down.
"Anyway, I need to head to the store. Wanna come with?"
>Her head shoots back up as a smile finds it's way to her face.
>"What are we waiting for? You've got my holster, right? Of course you do. Let's go!"
>You just chuckle and let her drag you by the hand.

1/1

>>31597546
Nora is based off Thor. I wouldn't know

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>>31597569
Her sister is hotter

>>31597806

Well then. Imagine a transition. Or four.

A post funerary hearig, and your heirs opening a safe (or in my case, a steel reinforced concrete room) and finding instead of a rack of rifles,a group of intelligent,sentient individuals offering greetings.

Granted, I suspect my nieces and nephews would likely go "huh, Unca Meplat left me his Ross collection, and 50,000 rounds of WW2 Canadian ammo that may or may not go off. Gee thanks", etc...

Just more fodder for thought. since I find the idea amusing.

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>>31597839
>The fucks wrong with me? The fucks wrong with you? You literally stick your dick into your gun.
>He says this on a board that has a history of fucking their firearms while shooting them
>He says this on a board where anons literally have relations with their firearms
Spotted tge normal fag, and yes, we do feed our firearms ammo, clean them and treat them properly, you're just a normal fag who needs to lurk more.

Am I the only one that thought RWBY was cringy as fuck? I couldn't get through the first episode

>>31597987
That's pretty damn amusing if you ask me. Make more

>>31598057
I there before. Only reason I continued was cuz of buds. First and second season are shit, third season is alright.

>>31598077
And based on the trailer for the 4th season, the new Maya software has made it look even better. Prepare for more dead waifus.

>>31597848
HHNNNNNNGG too cute

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What would CZ-75 look like?

>>31598057

If you can slog through the first two seasons to the third you'll notice an up tick in quality.

>>31598096
Oh yeah, I saw great potentisl. The only thing that haunted me was minor clipping

>>31598109
Mini-Rally?

>>31598065

I mean for others.

I've already moved on to the situation of some slacker getting slapped about by a L60 BOFORS, for not loading fast enough.

Hey, it's the anon who wrote the Garand story. I thought that you guys didn't like it because of the smut in it, but I see a couple want a continuation.
More will come later, but I need some sleep, and I'll be busy for most of the day tomorrow. But, since I've been slacking on continuing, I'll write another section tonight.


>It's been about a week since my M1D came to life.
>I've been shooting her a bit, since I need the target practice.
>That, and the PING tickles my pickle.
>The main problem is finding 30-06 that's not fucking expensive.
>Hornady charges $340 for 200 rounds, the fuck is this jewerey
>Thankfully, I managed to find a couple surplus spam cans for a little over $200 each.
>It's M2 Ball, her favorite.
>Anyway, I began to git gud with it, and I can consistantly hit the center from 400 yards out.
>Now all that remains is to go on my innawoods trip to show her I'm not a bench queen.
>I put on an olive green jacket with sheepskin lining since it's begun to snow outside. I then slip on a pair of green cargo pants, wearing a pair of long johns under it. I then lace up an old pair of black hiking boots.
>Lastly, I put on my good luck hat.
>It's a grey Velcro patch hat with a 'Space Shuttle Door Gunner' patch on it.
>I then pack a hiking pack with numerous items like food, extra clothing, tools, cooking utensils, fire starters, all that shit.
>I clip a multitool holster on the left side of my belt, putting my Leather an inside. I then put a sheath on my right thigh and put a machete inside it.
>It's old, but it's sharp, and works well.
>As I stuff my cargo pants pockets with 8 round clips, Alice walks up to me.
You're actually doing this?
>I look up, and she's giving me a warm smile.
I don't have much else better to do, and that ass mesmerises me.
>She giggles and blushes a bit.
Well, let's see how this goes.
>The rifle materializes in my hands, and I take the last remaining clip, and slide it into the open action.
>CLACK!
>OH FUCK OWOWOWOWOWOWOW

>>31598126
waifus=/=raifus. Know the difference, but Inwould appreciate some nice references like clothes articles or accessories

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>>31598051
Nah, I'm a pure mountain monk following the path of lead instead of cum.
>clean them and treat them properly
Yeah, I can absolutely see that. Turn your guns in, the ATF will handle them better than you.

>>31598137
>I've already moved on to the situation of some slacker getting slapped about by a L60 BOFORS, for not loading fast enough
kek
>>31598143
Oh, no worries, the smut was fine and dandy, can't wait to see more later on. It was just some anons couldn't handle the word faggot being imposed on them by a rifle

>>31598164
>This is what purity fags believe
Come and take em commie

>>31596780
Yes.

>little
You have the largest possible version of the 1903. I bought a type 2, with the shorter barrel.

>>31598143
Don't forget to pastebin your work, I would love to reread it and probably draw a few scenes of M1D's expressions

>>31598137
There was always one,
one that seemed to fire faster. Not just a little, but a LOT faster.
The Krauts would come over, and always this one was on them . Not the slow "tamtamtam"
of most of our guns, but a scary "Batabatabatabatabatabat" like a fucking MG.

I saw it's loaders too, stuffing shells in it. Feeding the beast . And I was afraid.

I'd heard the Krauts wers using all kinfs of crazy weapons. I guessed this was one of ours.
A 40mm gun that fired like a Tommy, and never missed. I saw it literaly dissect a '88.
One wing, then another, then the tail, then the remnants of the fuselage, then a full clip into the fuselage where the crew would be.

Supposedly it had tood off a group of Kraut tanks, killing a half dozen Mk IV's, and one Tiger.

How a 40mm would even penetrate a Tiger still confounds me. Yet, it did. Sounding like a burp gun, it's loaders slamming clips into it
the thing shredded that tank.

And then one calm night, "She" tripped over me..

>>31597871
He died from poison after fighting Jormungandr during Ragnarok.

>>31598297

Easy fodder, take it and run.

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>>31598228
You're on our list, Doug.

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>>31595127
>clingy Brazilian
Why did I buy a Taurus

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>>31598328
Because mini-amazon chocolate

>>31598372
>amazon chocolate
Nadia was African though?

>>31598372
>Beduoin Dreams
Wasn't here an episode where sixteen got tanned or is that the same artists doing a different series?

>>31596806
Hold up, why would they just absorb their owners' knowledge? Are they some sort of psychic vampires?

Now, I could see some black project-tier shit happening with waffegeists who have been taught things by previous owners/users.

>engineer teaches waffegeist to be an engineer
>railguns and shit

>>31598444
Czeched
>>31598463
>Hold up, why would they just absorb their owners' knowledge? Are they some sort of psychic vampires?
What I'm seeing is they learn the skills of their owners considering they outlasts them throughout their lives and will partske their lives everyday. The older you are, the more you know, the wiser one gets

>>31598372
is california gold a boy or naw
it better be a boy
i wan fuck it

>>31598463
>>31598495
Better phrasing. It's knowledge accumulated from working with the engineers and designers.
However this is assuming the Waffegeist can change and grow even though it's a manifestation of an unchanging thing to a degree.

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>>31597323
>What is smut exactly?
Pic related

>>31598463

Think about it. Each owner would conger some modicum of learning. Some more than others.

I have a M1892 ordinance revolver. Imaging what it knows, since it, more likely than not would have been issued to officers or engineers, for it's early life.

And now I find it pawing through my modern copy of "Machinery's Handbook"and it's asking me about 4AL16 titanium alloys.

And then it asks about that annoying 35A that claims it's French..

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>>31598307
All of JNPR will die each season

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>>31598109
close to rally, but just different enough. Beer hop for Czech drinking habits

Alright, here's the pastebin. Good night, faggots.
http://pastebin.com/55tZSyAB

>>31598051
I've been here years and people doing that shit are just as cringe worthy now as they were back then, sure back then there was shock value but now you're just another loser with a dick in a gun. Back in the day someone demonstrated improper use of a mosin bolt, it was funny once but now its just sad.

>>31598616
More sacha and anon soon

>>31598616
Does she treat Pilsner Urquell like gods gift to the world and make fun of you for drinking any other kind of beer like basically every Czech I know (and I come from a Czech family, you wouldn't believe how much these German wannabe's worship Pilsner)

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>>31594859
>this guy still hasnt drawn my raifu

>>31598724
But anon

Garand is a man in the anime

>>31598724
if you keep bugging me im going to draw her as a old crone who wears moomoos and bitches about the reds in the 1950s

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>>31598616
Just as a head up you put the accent above the wrong letter, honest mistake.

>>31598109

5'5"
Solid. Not a lick of fat. She'd move like a cat. Walks on the balls of her feet. Finds TaiChi "quaint".
hazel eyes. Dark brown hair.
An appetite for single malt Islay Scotch.
Drives a ruined looking Skoda, that is in an absurd state of tune. Lives in a WW2 era hangar with a very lonely and lost Hawker Hurricane..

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>>31598754
Okay damn fine sorry

>>31598790
>picking on the mentally handicapped redneck

S-Sorry czechbro

Is it wrong to picture a Hi-Point as a heavy set black woman with huge hips and ass?

>>31597323
Here's my smut story about mini-14

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>>31598809
It's okay ty vole, your art redeems you

>>31598873
http://pastebin.com/YqKEmTc3

Fucking v got stuck

>>31598754
Honestly I'd love to see this...

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>>31598863
I've always assumed they'd be like Cindy from The Boondocks.

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>>31598879
and a cheeki breeki vedamke to you too friend

>>31598863
>>31598908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5gahN80KBk

>>31598143
>>The rifle materializes in my hands, and I take the last remaining clip, and slide it into the open action.
>>CLACK!
>>OH FUCK OWOWOWOWOWOWOW
it isn't physically possible to get Garand thumb from loading the M1. there isn't enough room at all.

>>31598863

Nah, more like an emiciated meth skank .

I've met maybe four people who the "high point" was made for. The rest would have been better served by a serrated bread knife.

>>31599024
>>31598863
im actually agreeing to a little black gutter tramp with nothing to lose but everything to gain

>>31599006
Yes there is. That's how it happens.

>>31598745
>Garand is a man in the anime
Garland is human

>>31598885
>Minnie
Good quickie