/ak/ Thread

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Anyone have the infograph for /ak/ anime?

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for whoever it was

Some anon asked if I had a screen cap, but I'll do him one better

http://pastebin.com/u/556x51NATO/1/?guest=1

>>31583964
I love her thick eyebrows. In the meantime, I'm currently working on the resizing my search results of today for the Gelbooru upload so you horny fags can expand your Upotte!! collection. Expect an update on the upotte!! tag tomorrow.

>>31583964
Where's her dickgrips?

>>31584092
You mean her ergonomic grips?

>>31584092
>>31584111
Those braids are pretty ergonomic and would probably make pretty good grips.

>>31584111

In her panties

>>31583964
>Guards art just keeps getting better and better
Fuck man.

I know you get quite a few thank you'd for your art but I just want to thank you for even being here at all.

>>31584330
yes
>>31584383
no

>>31584395
I think its the desire for drawing lion booty and finishing the Tantal comic for us horny anons and the original commisioner. Looks like a pretty big project

I have to wonder. Are guns used in war crimes more withdrawn and prone to failure due to not wanting to hurt anyone innocent?

>>31583964
You're gonna want to check your e-mail in about 10 minutes.

>>31583964
Explain your reasoning.

>>31584454
Eh, why wouldn't they want to hurt anyone innocent? Their purpose is to shoot what their user points them at.

>>31584383
Fuckin please.

Guard, we need a Slavic whore traparov.

>>31584454
Once again: A tool wishes to serve its master. Shooting is what they do. The moral weight rests on the shooter, not the gun.

>>31584454
No. Firearms are neither inherently good nor are they inherently evil. If they're made to serve under the ideologies and culture of their maker or their nation of adoption, and they will do as what their master's will upon them: to serve under their beliefs and ideologies. In order for them to serve us, it takes the killing of their user and brainwashing them as their new masters (Stockholm Syndrome, anyone?). That or tricking them into doing their opponent's will.

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Would you comfort a lonely christmas cake submachine gun?

>>31584577
Yes.

I would take her shooting and destroy some cans and paper and old fruit (watermelon and pineapples in particular) and then clean her by the fireplace.

Fuck i've been here way too damn long.
I've never actually responded to one of these sorts of posts.

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>>31584577
Is that even a question? I'd princess carry her into my room and sleep n cuddle with her followed by a range day tomorrow to shoot some 2 Liters, spray .45 into communist potato sacks

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Who is this semi automatic cum fanatic

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>>31584674
Definitely not a 16

>>31584689
Without her orange slice adjustment dial that is just AR-18

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>>31584577
big n heavy means easier recoil management, so hell yes.

suomi is big n heavy too but is great.

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>>31584577
>.45
>anger issues
Fuck no. She'd probably try to bust my kneecaps or something.
I'd rather go drinking with FG-42

>>31584723
AR18 hair is much shorter at the forehead compared to 16's

>>31584454
My gun was a balkan battle pickup and has some serious damage from the war

Might explain some issues with it, eh? Poor thing.
I WILL GIVE HER NOTHING BUT LOVE

>>31584845
I'm not taking any chances.

>>31584828
>anger issues
>Implying she doesn't have it well under control
You have to to fuck up really badly to do that lad, like hurting her students

>>31584862
>He can't handle Ms. Thompson
>implying she can permanently fuck your knees without your will
Seems to me like you can't handle the .45 Chicago Typewriter

Ding ding, time to draw

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Hey boys, directing you all to my pastebin with both stories in it.

The 'Nam story is still active over in /wfg/ because it's a lot of long max character posts, I decided to keep it out of this thread to keep it tidy.


http://pastebin.com/u/Falwritefag

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>>31585063
Gimme pic related removing Salvadorian commies, operating innajungle

So how would a raifu react to someone doing dumb but fun shit like vid related with her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plWUQcS5s88

>>31585119
Scratch the Salvadorians, I confused the 91 with the 65. Have her remove Chink instead

>>31585138
That explains why the Sakos and Valmets are such in poor mental health

>>31584395
But his handwriting keeps getting worse and worse

>>31585119
Aaah cant lad, theres been a purchase of time

>>31584674
I'll be her semi-automatic cum fanatic.

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>>31585248
B-but senpai...

>>31584828
G3, SVD, and FG42 are best.

>>31585110

Sweet. More soon?

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Alright, to break up the fanfics for a moment, 2 things:

1.) Quick preview of Groundless Ch. 15
2.) Un-boxing of a 'certain' large book

I'll dump the Groundless now, then get some pictures for the other one. Give me about 20 minutes on that one.

Without further adieu, preview of Groundless Ch. 15: Childish Determination.

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>>31585298
Yep! I'm writing up some right now, then I'll probably gorge myself on Mafia 3 for a few hours and then post what I've got for you guys later tonight.

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>>31585309

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>>31585309
>2.) Un-boxing of a 'certain' large book
No need to tell me, Lardy

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>>31585320

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>>31585335

>>31585315

Awesome bro. Your writing style is the best.

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>>31585353

>>31584828
>Drinking with FG-42
Given that picture, I think she might be an angry drunk.
That or a really slutty one.

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>>31585364

>>31585373
She gets really angry when drunk. See the Atami arc.

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>>31585383
That's all for now.

I'll have more of it during the weekend and hope to have it finished and ready for QA and preview by Tuesday at the latest.

Un-boxing in about 30 or so minutes (give or take my autism in taking pictures).

>>31584674
ST AR-15 from Girls Frontline

>>31585386
That's sad, practically in love with the actual gun itself. Would sell firstborn for one.

>>31585309
Woohoo!

>>31585329
Just cannot get into that story. Pretty much stopped at part 8 and I cannot bring myself to continue. Does it get better, or is it going to repeat the same 7 previous parts?

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>>31585119
>>31585271

>>31585405
Wait, do they get betrayed and have to snipe for the enemy, or they just gonna kick everyone's asses?

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>We will never see SVT-40 senpai in upotte
Feels bad man

>>31585707
>Mosin
>SVT
>SVD
>all in 54r
SVD's fox-MILF and fox-baachan?

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>tfw no BAR
I like to image she'd be an absolutely colossal woman, at least eight feet in height with arms as thick as a man's legs and thighs the size of a man's waist

>>31585796
We already personified her a couple of times, and she's no where near that large.

Rightfully so, the bar isn't retardedly long or retardedly heavy;

It is on course *too* long and *too* heavy, but she's not the size of a fucking cow for crying out loud.

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>>31585658
thankie!

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>>31585658
>Get in the breech
That sounds lewd

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>>31585827
Stop trampling on my fuck huge woman fantasies

>>31585881
...is that a Russian Spurdo with a Spurdo Ebola-chan daki?

>>31585896
No, that's a mandicore spurdo

>>31585881
>Stop trampling on my fuck huge woman fantasies
Then get yourself a Schwerer Gustaf

>>31585796
If you want fuckhuge women guns just look at PTRS

>>31585961
But jiisuri is just a regular, if curvy, high school senior.

>>31584577
So is ppsh like her but more drunk

>>31585881

panzer gewehr

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So what would she look like /ak/?

>>31585964
PTRS. As in PTRS-41. The fuckhueg sister of the SKS

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>Tfw no Lebel waifu

>>31585881
Or you could just stop being an idiot and fuck an antitank rifle.

The Lahti would be pushing 7 1/2 feet, easily.

>>31585995
>implying the PTRS is that fuck huge
She may be an amazon, but she's no way in hell a giant mass of flesh

>>31585993
A normal ar-15 in goth getup

>>31586060
>implying Anti tank raifus are that tall and muscular
Anon, I think he's demanding the artillery

>>31586065
She's a big girl. I didn't mean to imply fat. PTRS a cute.

>>31585881
>>31585961
>>31585995
>>31586060
>>31586065
>>31586082
>>31586116

Is this big enough for you?

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>>31586128

And I forgot the fucking picture.

>>31586139
That's exactly what I referred to

>>31586139
Somebody please write an over the top smutty waffegeist story where the guy just crawls into her breach.

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If ATannie is still around looking for ideas for slice of life shit: Tactical NERF War.

>>31584828
Probably for the better anyway. I've heard bad things happen when Thompson drinks.

>>31586006
One day anon, one day...

>>31586188
She probably gets angry and calls the M3 a greasy cheap slut.

>>31586203
M3 is a dude wihout a v

>>31586220
>tfw forgot to cance the autoposting
*without a visible face that was made intentionally by the eggplant

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>>31586203

M3 IS a greasy cheap slut.

>>31586220
I don't read the mangos so I dunno. In our waffegeist fics so far they've all been female, so that's what I consider all of them.

>>31586203
More like
>February 14, 1929

>>31585138
I...I kind of want to try this with my WASR.

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>>31586258

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>>31586006

>>31586082
No he isn't.

Lahtis are huge.

>>31586082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7fhBm1ouSU

Hi.

>>31583964
Do a 92fs!

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>>31580498
>>31580601
>>31580746
>>31581321
>>31581680
>>31581981

>tfw ywn be talked down from suicide by your raifu

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How does it cycle?

>>31586457
Those brought up some confusing feels. Jesus Christ I used to be normal.

>>31584092
Currently crossed between her elbows.

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>>31586457
>"Do it, bitch. Pull the trigger! Do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoit!"
>The gun leaves your mouth and hits the counter with a loud clang
>"Pussy."
>You sob uncontrollably for the next several hours

>tfw ywn be urged to suicide by your raifu

>>31586620
MUH DICK

>>31586457
Jesus fuck

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>>31585405
Alright...
Here.
We.
Go~!

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>>31586418
Why hello there

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>>31586665
>Don't worry, I don't actually use the blade

>>31585658
Where can I find all of Guard Bro's works?

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>>31586687

>>31586620
Why does this turn me on? This shouldn't turn me on.

>>31586701
http://grouchybadger.tumblr.com

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>>31586704
Came with a random show ad, and...

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>>31586716
Random sticky notes! Yay!

>>31586711
You're just a little too obsessed with tsundere and the idea of flirting with death?
>>31586716
>>31586728
QUIT TEASING

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>>31586728
Alright, enough stupid story-esq pictures, here's the real stuff.

>>31586711
I think that might make you a masochist

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>>31586735
The cover is not leather, sadly. But it does have that nice waxy feeling stuff, so it's not all bad...

This baby weights nearly 8 pounds, and is around 1k pages or so (haven't checked the page numbers yet).

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>>31586735

>>31586750
that crumpled edge, get a refund.

>>31586750
Is it a numbered edition?

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>>31586750
The best part, I got a mid-ranged numbered book.

#734

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>>31585279
Good taste in the big caliber department but Funco rules the Assault Rifles!

>>31586745
>>31586731
Probably

>>31586750
>already dinged the top of the spine
You sure you weren't using that blade?

>>31586763
Give us a close up of the last page

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>>31586763

>>31586756
I still have one more on the way, so I'll actually read this one if the other isn't damaged.

>>31586767
Na, it was wrapped in paper and cardboard. Could of been a manufacturing defect. I'm not really mad about it or anything.

>>31586773
Will do after these few pics.

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>>31586781
The styling is really nice. Feels like one of those old Dark Ages-style books.

>>31586781
Really nice looking, top quality purchase

>>31586781
Where did you order from? I did Amazon and I've hears rumors those ones aren't numbered.

>>31586139
>Your mom.jpg

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>>31586795

>>31586797
Totally impulse buy, but it looks like it was worth it.
Never actually read the LNs, so whichever book is higher numbered will be actually used and read. The other one is going in the "do not touch" pile of stuff I have...

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>>31586836
All of these colored pages are right after the table of content but before the actual story (just like every other LN ever).

>>31586802
The Right Stuf. Damn Amazon still hasn't given me (or anyone else) an ETA on it. But I think they got even lower numbered copies, so I might be getting an even better one...

But if it's unnumbered... I'll figure it out.

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>>31586836
>DOLAN PLAINS

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>>31585993
one of those fat girls from apopka that try and fail to be LOLGOTHSAILORMOON and work at burger king to pay for their underaged boyfriends coke habit while they live at her grandmothers ramshackle house on bear lake road.

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>>31586879

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>>31586889

>>31586889
CAN WE GET AN ILLUSTRATED KEESU?

>>31585993
Christ-chan

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>>31586898
And as you guys should know, the formatting is in a double column, so they could fit all those volumes in a book without making it encyclopedia-tier big.

And no, I'm not going to take pictures of all the pages. Too much work and effort.

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>>31586923
Only really cost me about $112 bucks (with +$12 for shipping, because lol 2-4 day select).

Totally worth paying for this one. Just gotta wait for Amazon to get off their asses and give me my other one...

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>>31586939

>>31586773
Here's the last page in the book.

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>>31586951
...with zoomed in on the Afterwords.

>>31586963
Aww I wanted the last page of the story

I like spoilers

>>31586963
This is just absolutely beautiful.
I hope my copy from Amazon arrives soon.

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>>31586984
I'm not that kind of guy.

Go buy the last volume and read it yourself then.

But hey, here's the last pic I took regarding the thickness of the book itself.

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>>31587002
Alright, it was fun guys, but I gotta go get some sleep now. I got tests and shit in the morning.

Just remember this is all of the original 17 volumes, from beginning to end of Holo and Lawrence's story.

...but it doesn't include the 2 side books he released, including pic-related (because came out less than a few weeks ago).

Again, good night everyone (or good day, I don't know), and hopefully I got some of you both happy, sad, envious, and downright angry at the same time!

>>31587002
thicc.

It looks good though, definitely seems worth the buy.

>>31587002
I feel like I should read it, since I really liked the show. And I have a near-fetish for very nice books. But alas, I am in college and without funds. Oh the sorrow.

>>31587084
Better try to snag one of the unnumbered copies then. There's only a few (5k-ish) thousand of those being made as well.

>poor college student
I'm one, too. But hell, it's not like I needed textbooks or anything...

>>31587068
Let us know when the Amazon one shows up. I want to know whether my fears have been dispelled or confirmed.

>>31587068
They had babbies?

>>31587143
Yes, Lawrence smacked the wolf pussy

>>31587143
Yeah. They have the one kid according to canon.

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>>31587143
>New Theory Spice and Wolf: Parchment and Wolf
>#19: A spin-off book featuring Col and Myuri, the daughter of Lawrence and Holo.

Does that answer your question?

>>31587129
I'm waiting. I don't have much info myself. I'm not canceling it for hopes of a lower numbered book, but who knows... I am spending another $135 on the exact same book (without shipping), but it's better than full priced ($150) for each of them I guess...

>>31586900
Here, not from this book but I had it saved from somewhere...

>>31583964
Can I get a link to your tumblr?

>>31587239
http://grouchybadger.tumblr.com/

>>31586182
I love you man. Full homo

>>31586750
is it like a leather-esque cover? or is it cardboard

>>31585197
Also because they're from the land that created fucking spürdo

>>31587332
It's hard to describe. It's most likely a wax paper-like cover made of cardboard.

While it sound cheap, just feeling it makes it feel... expensive. The weight helps too, I guess.

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>>31586763

>>31586735
I don't know about you, but I was impressed with the packaging of the books. It seems they packaged them in a way that to me shows they actually give a shit about the condition it gets to you in.

I respect them for that, will be ordering again if I want any more Chinese shit.

Sure beats Amazon's method of just throwing it in a fucking bubble mailer.

>Also holy shit the book heavy.

>guard charging 20 per picture
>guard gives anon a discount for more than one
>asks if hes good enough for a pixiv when an anon asks
>super humble
>still forgetful
>turns out he has has two tbi's and is a fucking Ex-military police officer

What in the fuck

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>2chPatch guy has book #10
>SIGNED BY THE MAN HIMSELF

I am massive amounts of jelly right now. I mean, you could probably feed the world for about 2 days with that much jelly.

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>>31587390
Hes also a stunner. Hide yo rifle, hide yo pistols

>>31587390
Anybody in the world can post here. You get good people to balance the bad

>>31587411
Is guars good or bad? He looks like a fucking normie

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>>31587404
How about this, from the /a/ thread.

>>31587390
>has two tbi's
That explains why he comes here with all of us faggots.

>>31587439
He was laughing over the Sig stories while on a dinner date with his wife

>>31587439
And the spelling issues.

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>>31587436
I-I...
I just...

But fuck it, I got 2 copies. One to read and one to keep nice.

>>31587460
You should hear him talk over skype. If he trys to say 'character' he gets caught on the 'ch' sound and gets super pissed

>Chhh
>CchhhhAAAAAA FUCK ME IN THE ASS

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>>31587460

>>31587433
>normie

>>31587390
This furthers my hypothesis that some degree of brain damage or malfunction is necessary for art.

>>31587521
How about severe psychological trauma?

>>31587521
I knew him when he first started trying to draw in /co/. Dude had a few dead bodies to sort through and had to take away a kid or two whike being an MP, had/has a major drinking problem

>>31587540
That usually has some physical manifestation in brain matter so sure.

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>>31587436
BRRROOOOTTTHHAAA

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Im right here guys. Atleast wait till im asleep to shitpost

>>31587464
Ready for more despair friend?
I know this will hit you just as hard as it hit me because we both got ours from Rightstuff.


So I get on today with mine, happy as a fucking clam because it came today and I get on /a/ to see if others have theirs...


Turns out Barnes and Nobles had 100 SIGNED copies, 211-310 they were selling that were left over, and THEY WERE SELLING BY PHONE.

And they sold out like 7pm today...
Guy in /a/ posted he got the last copy according to B&N.
So we had a chance TODAY to get a fucking signed copy


Want to join me on the bridge friend?

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>>31587565
Myuute a cute. CUTE!

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>>31587566
Maybe later.

I still gotta wait and see how Groundless turns out before I take to the rope.

But damn, that sucks. If only I knew about it, too...

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>>31587570
Dont post that moe abomination

>>31587570
She was a cute until she became an MP. Shoulda dyed her feathers blue.

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>>31587583
>tfw I literally found out because the guy said he got the last one
>pic related

Part of me was hoping for 4 digits so I can get a new pin number to use forever.

>>31587631
>She was a cute until she became an MP
>until she became an MP

Youwanttofuckingfightmemate?

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>>31587631
>>31587640
But I like the anime version.

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>>31587647
NO. HERETIC

>>31587640
Guard you're an MP? OH MY FUCK I'M SO GODDAMN CONFLICTED MY CROSSED RIFLES AND BLUE CORD SCREAM IN AGONY

Who C/a/v here?

>>31587701
>anime cavalry
Centorea?

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>>31587701
Forgot pic.
>>31587706
I was a scout.

>>31587671
CROSSED RIFLES? YOUR DINKY SPRINGFIELD MUSKETS CANT HANDLE MY HARPERS FERRY PISTOLS. GET YOUR BLUE AWAY FROM MY GOLD AND GREEN

>>31587722
Listen here motherfucker...

Although, actually, my PL was married to an MP CPT on post, and I may have made a few things happen for her to let her clear post without having to do a 15-6 on expensive bits of body armor, so had an entertaining encounter where I told an MP E6 to call his CO at three in the morning, and got my building off of what would have been an entertaining night in the drunk tank.

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>>31587742
I may have pepper sprayed a cav scout for chucking his folding knife at me. He may have cried.

>>31587781
I'm totally down with that.

And another time may have bribed a bunch of MP's in charge of customs inspections so that a full company redeployment layout took a total of twenty minutes.

>>31587781
Was he a red head? I knew a retard that like doing that. He had a tooth knocked out because he tried pulling a knife out on me.

>>31583792
I don't think one exists.

>>31587872
I thought there was a /k/ approved list somewhere?

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>>31588195
Found this waaaaay in the back of my image folder

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>>31586457
Fuck, I thought he killed himself and that was the fucked up thoughts after the first round went through his skull

>>31588356
Aww for fucks sake man, why would you even say that

So what's the most /ak/ rifle?
FNC, Galil, or what?

>>31588687
Galil

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Posting update with my 'Nam story if any of you are interested.

>>31588363

Or as always, the pastebin for the on going writing.

http://pastebin.com/4rxQaX6P

Also if these posts are getting annoying every night I can knock them off, just yell at me.

>>31588753
Stop and I'll fucking hunt you down.

>>31588779
lol I'm not stopping writing, I just meant doing cross posts.

>>31588782
That's what I meant. I've got too many windows up as it is.

>>31588795
Alright, fair enough. I'll make sure I keep doing it then.

but if you don't see a post here, just pop into the pastebin It'll probably be updated, and if I don't write for a night or so, I'll put it at the bottom in the pastebin.

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>>31588473
I'm sorry :(

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>>31588687
>So what's the most /ak/ rifle?
All of them.

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>>31588936

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>>31589046
>tfw too poor to get myself a preban
>tfw she will never heckle your koch and strip tease you with her pantyhoses
Life is suffering

>>31589073
Mid3 best3

>>31589073
Masochist

... i don't know if i should post the PTRS stuff here or over in /wfg/. I have some pre-typed now, but where do i post it?

>>31589078
What does strip teasing have to do with masochism? Also
>Not doing both
It's like you don't want to taste both worlds

>>31589088
It's early morning in the states and there isn't much activity here, I'd say let it rip. Just don't forget to post the pastebin for those that didn't catch up

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>>31589075
Why yes, yes she is
>you will never bully Mimi and cause her to get flustered

>Just as you are about to leave the door, Annie grabs your wrist
Good bye Anon, see you tonight!
>”of course, need anything from the store for dinner?”
No, i have everything i need. bye bye!
>you head out to the old little car, and Annie waves to you in the window as you dive by
>you wave back
>damnit, she is like live in maid/ housewife combo
>and she actively wants to do that. You are a lucky man

>Annie sighs as the little car disappears from view
>She has a responsibility
>A man has rescued her from all terrible things that has happened to her
>He has taken her in his house, fed her, and given her a soft bed to sleep on
>Annie feels very grateful, and insists on keeping the house tidy, and making sure there is always food in the fridge
>Annie wants to try something new for food today, so takes down the cookery book she was given
>Normally, giving such a book to a woman would have been an offensive thing to do, but Annie really enjoys the housewife role she has taken up, and is very fond of her new book
>she carefully considers the cost of the ingredients, her own skill and what you might like.
>She decides on a lasagna, she's always wanted to try one of those
>she checks the cabinets and while she is almost satisfied with what she has, there are steps from inside the house
"mornin' Annine"
>A quite curvy figure with shoulder long auburn hair walks into the kitchen
Good morning Molly!
>Annie hands the woman a big cup of coffee
"You're the business Annie, i love you man"
Y-you can't say that! It's not-
"aww shut it, i'm givin' ya a compliment here. Thanks again"
>Molly is well endowed due to her 12 gauge nature
>but she is still significantly shorter than Annie is. >She is also extremely not-complicated. Just feed her anything and she will work all night for you. >And that means she will feed and fire reliably, you damn perv
>Molly heads to the couch, leaving Annie alone with her plans of lasagna

(copied from last, just so everyone can see it)

>she has everything apart from the "Pasta plates"
>she has to buy them before Anon gets home
>it would be shameful she has not even given food a thought when her man comes home
>shameful
"Annie!"
Good morning Amanda! do you want anything to eat? drink?
"No, i'm fin- wait have you made pancakes?"
Yes! And if you don't eat it, it will get cold!
>Annie gives the girl sitting by the kitchen table in nothing but a pair of white boyshorts and a t-shirt, a gold-brown pancake
>She hesitates for about a tenth of a second before assaulting the pancake just like her she would have assaulted a Vietnamese village back in 1967. If she would have been there, which she wasn't, even if she likes to pretend that
>she tries to speak, but she is interrupted by Annie who says its bad manors to speak with food in your mouth
>She obeys the large woman and chews all the bits of pancake and swallows them
Now, Amanda, you wanted to say something?
"yes!”
>the kinda plain looking girl chugs down an entire glass of milk given to her by Annie before trying to speak again
“Lala said she was going to help me sow my jacket today but she is still sleeeeping”
Maybe we should go wake her up?
>Annie gets over to the kitchen bech and pours some boiling water into a cup and puts some dried tea leaves in it
>She adds a dash of honey, and stirs it around
Come with me, dear
“okay Annie”
>the two head to the bedroom
Lala, are you awake?
>a somewhat annoyed moaning noise can be heard from inside
I have made you some tea!
>more moaning noises
>Annie opens the door, and the girl lying in the bed immediately retracts the blanker over her head
“nnnnnggggggg”

You cannot lie in bed all day, little one
>She approaches the window and pulls up the blinders, and the room is filled with sunlight
“nooooo”
>the heap of covers, pillows and blankets seem displeased
>Annie puts the cup on the nightstand , close to where the sound originated from
Soviet black tea, straight fro-
“i uhh, think its russia now”. Amanda reminds Annie of the current world situation
Ah, you are right. Anyway, it is still good for you. I will make you some food, come down in the kitchen in a few minutes, okay
“nnnnnnnnngggggg”
“dont be so boooring!”
>Amanda jumps on the bed next to her sleeping friend
“don’t!”
“stop”
“be!”
“stop”
“boooring!”

>a hand emerges from the pile of softness and reaches for a gun on the ground
>the slide is pulled backwards and aimed at the annoying AR
>however, the pink foam dart misses and hits Annie in the shoulder just as the is about to leave the room
>she stops
“awww, shit you fucked up now, Lala”
>Annie turns around, a fire once again burning in her eyes
So you want war, little one?
>the girl sits up and terrified expression looks at annie
“oh… i-i meant to hit amanda, i didn’t- i’m sorry…”
Its too late now. Chose your side Amanda.
>She hugs the terrefied girl sitting next to her
Keep your friends close….
>Annie leaves the room
"Alright, Lala, you fucked up now. Do you have another one of those in here?
"yeah, sure, b-but i'm not wearin-"
"awww, just get one of Anons T shirts. Ammo?"
"one full cylinder, plus 12 extra for each, your is in the third drawer"
>Amanda picks up an N-Strike Strongarm Blaster, a revolver looking thing that has to be "pumped" after each shot
>But with somewhat... modified spring tension, it could still do the job
>Lala swings the cylinder to the side and inserts 6 darts, holds six in her left and, and due to having no pockets what so ever, puts the last 5 in her panty lining
"Amanda, you ready?"
>She answers by flicking the cylinder closed with a swift wrist movement and pulling the slide back

>>31589147
>Nerf wars
Those were the days

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>>31589099
>d-don't rip my hose, idiot

just once and I could die happy

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>>31589180
>RRRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPP
>her face when
Goddamn, I didn't ask for these feels

>>31589147
>Some bit away, Annie heads into the garage and gets out the big guns
>A yellow Doomlands Lawbringer
>A massive blaster, featuring a fully automatic firing mode thanks to its battery power and a 10 round drum mag
>She has another two drum mags loaded up with darts, that she puts in the pockets of her apron
>She refuses to be fired upon by small, inferior weapons
>the switch id set to the "on" position, and a small light appears, just to her know the fun is working
>Just as she enters the door to the kitchen, two pink darts slam into the door frame next to her
>She dives to the floor, hiding behind the kitchen table
>Another two darts fail to hit her, but rather hits some table legs instead
>there is no other option than to flick the table over and using it for cover, like a bad cop movie
>She peeks up over her cover, this time one dart flying within two inches off her head
>She raises her lawbringer and let the machine do its thing
>four darts aimed at the cowering girls that are hiding in the living room
>inspired by bad movies, the two girls decide to flip the couch over aswell, without realizing Molly was sleeping on it
>Molly flies off and hits the floor
>they use this distraction to fire another two darts at Annie, but she is behind hard cover
>Annie has listened closely, and rises up with her lawbringer ready next time the peer over the sofa
>As they both get up to take anther shot, they are met with a hail of automatic dart fire
>they return to cover immediately
"owwwww"
"Shit, Lala, are you hit?"
"you, you're sitting on my tail"
"oh"
>Amanda mover her right foot of the brown-ish tail, that swigs quickly to the other side, followed by displeased grunting from Lala
"alright, reload, and be ready to cover me"
"Amanda swings open the cylinder and tops it up with four darts
>molly is still wondering what the fuck is going on, and runs away to the bedroom for cover
"Alright Lala, i'm ready"
"in three...two...one..."

by the way, is anyone actually enjoying the nerf autism?

>>31586750
I'd be pissed about that crushed corner because they packed it like lazy assholes.

>>31589234
I am

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>>31589234
Right here

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>>31589248
I'm honestly not that worried about it. It gives it a slight weathered look.

Besides, it might be the book I'm going to actually read, so it's going to look worse than that in the future (i.e scratches, slightly torn pages, etc).

>>31589218
>Amanda rises over the flipped over couch, and fires one dart towards the table
>Her left hand grabs the slide and violently jerks it back and forth, sending another 5 darts Annie's way
>Annie is however busy reloading her Lawbringer, and gets rid of the old, empty drum, drops it on the floor and inserts a new one
>Luckily, her eyes are good, and just notices a tail sneaking is
A flanking maneuver, huh? Annie mutters to herself, as the drum is locked in place
>She raises the big gun over the table, and just her long finger is about to squeeze the trigger, a small framed girl, all dressed up in mismatched tactical gear and milsurp enters the firing line
"hey guys, can i pla-"
>she is sent to the floor after being hit by several darts from three directions
>Amanda has a bit of a soft spot for the small girl and stays up just long enough for Annie to hit her with two rounds, one in the shoulder and one further down her arm
"FUCK, i'm hit!"
>Lala fires two rounds in Annies direction before rushing over to her wounded friend
"awww, no. Well, you're not shooting anymore with that arm.
>Lala takes Amandas almost loaded Strongarm blaster and and swaps with her own
"you're on reloading duty now"
>Amanda try to do a one-handed reload, but it's a slow process
>three darts hit the floor just by Lala's feet, and she has to jump a little to avoid further fire
>she tries to return fire, Annie is very good at finding cover, despite her size
>Another two darts fail to hit Annie, and her blaster is emprty
"Shit, i'm out, you have reloaded yet?"
"n-no, i can't move my arm"
I heard that!
Annie stands up, and approaches the couch
>She is hit once in her side by flanking fire
"don't worry kids, imma help y'all out!"
>molly wields a Doomlands Vagabond blaster, similar to the strongarms used by Lala and amanda, but larger
>Annie dives for cover behind the kitchen table again

>>31589234
It's fucking beautiful

>>31587501
Yikes.

>>31589432
>now really pissed off, Annie tries to survey the situation
>they must be running low on ammo now, so Molly is the primary target
>Annie sneaks her way around the kitchen island and can peek around
>The shift in positions causes Molly to loose track of Annie, and she pays the price with two darts in her back
>She falls to the floor
>Annie picks up her Vagabond in her left and, now having one blaster in each.
>A sneaky circling maneuver takes Lala by surprise as well, and she does manage to hit Annie, but in turn gets hit three times
>Annie discards the slow firing vagabond, and approach the two troublemakers
>the are embracing each other on the carpet, defeated and scared
>Annie has to limp a little from her hit
>Happily, it hit her side just a little, so she she can still walk
>She grabs Molly in her feet and drags her over to the pile
>the last girl is almost on her feet now, but Annie easily picks her up due to her small size, and she is also put in the pile of half dressed girl
>They all look at her
>This is what power feels like
>she drops the almost empty drum to the floor, but has smacked a new one in before anyone could react
You started this war...

>You had a pretty okay day at work
>yeah, sure your boss who thinks he is a gunnery sergeant is a bit annoying, but he is righteous at least
>well, he likes to think so at least
>but now, you head out to the sad old car and you head for home
>"wonder what Annie has cooked up this time? I mean she did say she was going to make food"
>you hum along to the tunes in the radio, and feel pretty happy
>You park the car in the driveway, get out and walk up to the front door
>When you open it, just to your left, Annie is standing with a plastic, yellow toy gun, pointing it at a giggling heap of girls, all citing "epic last words" from action move characters,
>the table is flipped
>the sofa is flipped
>there are chairs everywhere
>that painting is on the floor and broken
>"awww, for fucks sake guys"

>>31589529
>You will never walk in on one of your guns about to commit a Nerd War Crime

>>31589566
*Nerf

>>31589529
>A huge orgy ensues

>>31589529
>they all freeze as a deer in the headlight of a T-72
>they are completely silent
oh. you're home early
>"well, you guys sure like you were having fun without me, and i really do have a few questions, why are you pointing a nerf gun at them?"
s-sorry anon, i was attacked!
>"why does my house look like a battlefield"
"...because it is?"
>Amanda looks at you as if you were an idiot
>"why are you not wearing any clothes, again?"
a-amanda was shot, and i used my t-shirt as a band aid
>"your? augh, Amanda, could you giver her... my T-shirt back?"
>Lala is trying to over up as much of her chest as possible while getting the shirt back
>"why are you wearing my milsurp?"
"b-but i thought these were war clothes?
>"nevermind you are 10 inches shorter and like 80 pounds lighter than i am?"
"i-it's actually rude to mention a Lady weight" she tries to say in response
"it's rude to flip a man furniture over, besides, you're a .22. I don't think you have to worry about weight
"o-okay"
>"and you!"
>you look over at Annie, and she is once again hit by a wave of shame
>"you are still in charge here"
s-sorry
>you are being guilt tripped by rifles
>and it's working
>Lala is even sort of folding down her ears an an adorable way
>nononno, don't cry
>"augh, nevermind, just clean this up and we're all good, okay?"
"okay Anon!"
>they all rush away to pick up the fired darts and put things back into order
>"just invite me next time, you are having a war, please?"

Still not sure nerf wars was a good idea or not. What do you guys think?

>>31589715
It was a good time waster, reminds me of college years and high school. Would read again.

>>31587634
>>31587559

Found one left on UK Amazon. Should be here in a month or two.

>>31589110
>>31589147

Annie Senpai noticed me!

>listen to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2EGOB9-lc
>want to do a story about ghetobalsting raifus in Compton mid 90's

help

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>>31590043

>>31590043
>Ghetto Nig raifus vs Roof Korean Raifus
Fucking fund it

>>31583964
God bless you Guard.

>>31589529
>>31589715

I need a clear breakdown of name -> rifle

I know you semidescribed it when anon had them lined up after the party, but it still was a bit unclear.

>>31590059

That would be nice, especially seeing as their names have seemingly nothing to do with what model rifle they are.

>>31585215
Not really.

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Whelp, looks like Amazon took payment, so I'm guessing I'll see a email when I get home.

I was actually hoping they fucked up and I could ask them for a discount or even to get my copy signed, but I bet that would be asking too much...

I'll post the book number when I get it.

>>31590059
Annie: PTRS, housewise, amazon and line-in maid. Long, strong, and black hair
Amanda: AR-15. Kinda plain looking kinda average. likes Lala
Lala: Wasr-10. Tad shorter than Amanda, little more thicc. Obligatory slav cat-girl (i couldn't fucking name her wendy, it just felt wrong)
Molly: Mossberg 500. Kinda average height, bit on the thicc side, shoulder long auburn hir

there was also a yet unnamed 10/22 in the nerf war.


...this is going to be another damn harem story isnt it

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>>31590055
Nah, I can't write it. Still planning the prologue of the SVD Stalker story.

Its, uh, not gonna be pretty. We'll have to go through some shit to get to the good stuff.

>>31590131

Only if there is relationship shenanigans with more than one girl. If the more romantic/intimate/special relationship is kept between Anon and Annie then it isn't a harem because the other girls are just good friends.

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>>31587099
I would totally blow the money on it, but I share my Amazon account with my parents and my billing statements still get sent home.

>pic related my parents face when they disown me for being a huge faggot

>>31590170
...or you could just make a new one? or you know, give some shekels to a friend and let them do it if you can't have anyone family know about this

>>31590055
i may attempt this

>>31589073
Anyone else annoyed that she pulled the rifle from her anal cavity?

>>31590443
Maybe it's just really spacious back there.

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>>31590170
...make a new account then?

Sure, you might not be getting Prime or anything off your parents, but what do you value more? Hiding your power level or saving a few dollars on shipping?

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>>31590511
maybe shes just high capacity anon

>High capacity for taking DICKS IN HER ASS

>>31590443
>implying
It appeared from matter in a blink of an eye. Materializing ""partially" takes less energy than materializing fully

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>>31590585
HKs are pure I tell you! PURE

>>31590634
oh you want to discuss energy do you? How about the fact she didnt change in mass despite pulling a different form of mass from her?

>>31590665
She's lighter in body mass.

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>>31590703
she would have to shrink in size or in width.

>>31590735
Or her density decreased, making her lighter

why cant I ever be involved in these? ;_;

>>31590747
Or maybe she hollowed out.

>>31590792
>>31590747
youre both being absolutely retarded

>>31590792
I wouldn't say hollowed out
>>31590838
and ur a fagit

With all of the weird /ak/ rules for how you draw guns... how the hell would something like an AK pistol such as a PAP or Draco be represented? What if you put an arm brace on it?

>>31591002
>how the hell would something like an AK pistol such as a PAP or Draco be represented?
middle schooler with no panties

>>31590838
>no fun allowed

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>>31591002
Short girl with Tomboy hair or a bobcut. With a stock, she has panties. With a sling, she has a gstring or something really slim. Braces... I don't really know honestly, however, design concepts for collapsible would be swell

>>31591054
A brace would be cage or outlined panties, like it has the outer seams, but no fabric actually covering anything.

Little lewd tho.

>>31591070
So scorpion evo with a sig brace?

Do grips/rail covers change shit?

>>31591070
I was thinking more of thin panties

>>31585993
So like, what's the point of the bar across the trigger pins?

>>31589073
What about her cousin the C93?

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>>31584454
Dunno guns, but Anon tracked some interesting and actually heartwarming tale in an /a/-based /ak/ thread about pic related - a T-26 tanks captured and used by the SS Totenkopf, and amusingly designated as "Tiger 2". For some reason, /ak/ took a liking of that uparmored light tank with the amusing nickname. We joked that it was the proof that "tanks are inocent", as Yukari says.

Well, some Anon tracked the tank's story. Mind you, I'm quoting from memory and I don't remember every detail, but that tank was captured in 1941 and used in an attack against a village. He tracked that battle, and found it was not a battle but a carnage - no enemy, only civilians. Basically yet another Totenkopf warcrime. And Anon tracked that "Tiger 2" was not listed anymore in the Totenkopf's efectives after that battle, despite the lack of AT oposition. Apparently, it just plain stopped working- seems its gearbox irreparably broke down all on itself.

Yes, you heard it right. "Tiger 2" was a war machine that kept soldiering past its time through upgrades, that surviced battle and capture, and that had no problem fighting for its new masters, but its very heart broke down when forced to commit war crimes against the people of its home country.

;_;7

So, yes.

>>31590662

>Implying a system as filthy as delayed blowback wouldn't be some filthy scat fetishist or something

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>>31591177
Original picture. Tiger 2 is in the background.

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>>31591177
>twin checked

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>>31591177

That's fucked.

>>31591204
Fucked or not, it's a literal example of an IRL answer to Anon's question.

>>31591140
But that's a skeleton stock. I was thinking more along the lines of yes, it could be considered panties, but when you get down to it, it's technically not. But it technically is. And then a fed comes in a shoots your dog and sets your cult compound on fire.

>>31591146
They're "anti-walk" pins. On older or worn out receivers, the trigger pins can get loose and "walk" out of position. Generally speaking it's not a very common problem, but if it happens it's a catastrophic failure, and they look cool, so that style was gucci for a while a couple years ago.

>>31591287

The HMS Warspite broke her tow cable for no apparent reason as the British were hauling her off to scrap her.

And then there's James Dean's Porsche.

>>31591345
she was trying to make a break for the north Atlantic, where she was supposed to die. Not sold for scrap

>>31586177
You wouldn't need to crawl. That thing shot bullets the size of small cars.

>>31591373

1/?
Friends told James Dean that the car was trouble when they saw it - a rare Silver Porsche Spyder, one of only 90 in 1955. Nicknamed "The Little Bastard," the car carried the iconic screen rebel to his grave on September 30, 1955.

After the tragedy, master car customizer George Barris bought the wreck for $2,500. When the wreck arrived at Barris' garage, the Porsche slipped and fell on one of the mechanics unloading it. The accident broke both of the mechanic's legs.

While Barris had bad feelings about the car when he first saw it, his suspicions were confirmed during a race at the Pomona Fair Grounds on October 24, 1956. Two physicians, Troy McHenry and William Eschrid, were both racing cars that had parts from the "Little Bastard." McHenry died when his car, which had the Porsche's engine installed, went out of control and hit a tree. Eschrid's car flipped over. Eschrid, who survived despite serious injuries, later said that the car suddenly locked up when he went into a curve.

The car's malevolent influence continued after the race: one kid trying to steal the Porsche's steering wheel slipped and gashed his arm. Barris reluctantly sold two of the car's tires to a young man; within a week, the man was nearly involved in a wreck when the two tires blew out simultaneously.

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>>31591413

2/2

Feeling that the Porsche could be put to good use, Barris loaned the wrecked car to the California Highway Patrol for a touring display to illustrate the importance of automobile safety. Within days, the garage housing the Spyder burnt to the ground. With the exception of the "Little Bastard," every vehicle parked inside the garage was destroyed. When the car was put on exhibit in Sacramento, it fell from its display and broke a teenager's hip. George Barkuis, who was hauling the Spyder on a flatbed truck, was killed instantly when the Porsche fell on him after he was thrown from his truck in an accident.

The mishaps surrounding the car continued until 1960, when the Porsche was loaned out for a safety exhibit in Miami, Florida. When the exhibit was over, the wreckage, en route to Los Angeles on a truck, mysteriously vanished. To this day, the "Little Bastard's" whereabouts are unknown.

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>>31591425

>>31591437
>>31591425
>>31591413
porsche had an unloved autogeist

>>31591294
No, a foldable skeleton stock is a thong (And thongs aren't even thin at the rear, unless its a g string). And fixed skeleton stocks are something entirely different. By thin panties, I mean the material being made of much finer material.

>>31591451

The best part is that there's some guy who believes he knows where it is; he says it's hidden behind a false wall in the back of some building on Whitcom County Washington.

>>31591413
>>31591425
Was reading this aloud. feedback I got is the following:
>little bastard
>not FUCKING BIG bastard

>>31591156
C93 is a clone of her with the only difference being the trigger group.
>>31591181
>implying
It just means she gets sweaty and dirty everytime she works out

>>31591494

And you fantasize about sweaty dirty lolis you sicko.

>>31591522
Excuuuuse me, mister! All firearms get hot and sweaty everytime you take em out for a shoot, not their fault they work hard when you take em out shooting. Better than some sick cunt fantasizing anout scat

>>31591483
Does he say who put it there and why?

>>31591547

I guess the story goes that the fella was about six years old when his father and some friends had a Porsche that matched Little Bastard's description exactly was unloaded from a flatbed and hidden in the wall. I don't have many details beyond that, but this guy named features unique to the car that were not common knowledge and he passed a polygraph. He's currently negotiating a deal with some auto museum to tell them where it's hidden, and and museum is trying to figure out who actually legally owns the damned thing. So it's either some extremely dedicated fan trying to make a quick buck (he won't tell them anything more until they guarantee at least part of the million dollar reward up front) or he really is telling the truth and we may see the evil abomination rise again.

>>31591531

I'm just joshin' ya.

>>31591628
>unleasing the little bastard for a few bucks
I hope it gets him too.

>>31591648

The curse seems to only exist within the physical form of the vehicle, so long as you don't touch or attempt to move the car you should be okay. Quite frankly I'd be amazed if the building the car is supposedly in didn't burn down the minute they tore down the fake wall.

>>31591628
>You will never be an eccentric billionaire who owns a collection of cursed firearms, vehicles and other items

>>31591721

Not with that attitude.

>>31591753
I'm currently waiting hard for receiving a billion bucks out of nowhere.

>>31591721
They're called deodands.