A giant UFO appears over your city. What is your immediate reaction?

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I would demand that they use their superior technology to produce a gf for me. It is acceptable that she be a lamia.

>>31537770
I quickly make a twitter account for said UFO and post online that I have information that can indict Hillary Clinton.

>>31537770
Fire at it so Will Smith can save Earth.

shoot with nugget
enjoy the fireworks

>>31537795

At this point, the UFO is literally just hovering there and isn't responding to any attempts to communicate with it. It isn't attacking either, at least not that you can tell.

>>31537770
Yell at it while shaking my fist.

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Ayys can't stick things in my ass if they can't find my cave.

I'll just keep my radio handy in case they start giving away free laser guns n shet.

>>31537844
I would watch that version of The Revenant.

>>31537839

Why would you yell at when it has done nothing to harm you?

>>31537856
Because it's my right to, and I'm angry.

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>>31537770
Fuck every ayyy till they die.

>>31537879
just like in war of the worlds, they suffer a sperm travelling disease we're all immune to and the xenos are conquered.

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>>31537770

Probably not do much.

If it has the power to hover a city-sized object then it has the power to obliterate a shitton more than a city. Going innawoods or unnaground isn't going to do much.

Just sit around and hope they ayyys are friendly.

>>31537770
The answer is always innawoods.

>>31537965
fucking pussy

>>31537993
>logical conclusion
>being a pussy
ok mr tough guy I bet your manly chest hair will defeat the equivalent of a 300 megaton explosion in your face if the ayylmaos are displeased with us existing

If they're hovering and not doing much there should be little to worry about. Hostile aliuns would probably just glass earth from orbit if they actually wanted us gew.

>>31537770

Grab NICE 6500 loaded with all my hunting gear, my .30-06 & 12 gauge shotgun, a duffel of basic innawoods/bushcrafting tools, and ask for a one way ticket to a planet resembling pleistocene Earth.

It's gonna catch me a little off guard. I'd prefer a .375 Mauser but I don't own one yet. And, I'll need an attractive woman that wants to settle an alien world, I'm not sure if my current gf would be into it. No desire to populate or colonize it, just want to hunt alien megafauna.

>>31537770
>>>/qst/
I roll to seduce the aliens.

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>>31537770

Accept our new world leaders, being one of the first, try to bullshit with some of their operators and get them to show me their gats while I show them mine.

Then tell them how to get rid of our incompetent ass-tard politicians and how to implement something that may one day allow humanity to search the stars with our knew ayy-brethern.

> mfw their guns don't need "high cap mags"

> mfw their guns don't take magazines at all

> mfw one of their weapons can fit in my pocket is more capable than a fully outfitted US Ranger.

> MFW Make the World Great Again

>>31538043
oh fuck this was a good one

>>31538043
You faggot.

>>31538022

>this tbqh famalam

there is literally jack shit we could do, just bend over, let them shove a probe up there, and benefit from infinitely superior ayyyyy technologies.

Or face an instantaneous and omnipresent demise of the human race while hugging my SKS

Run outside and go directly underneath, then take my pants off, bend over and spread asshole so it points directly at UFO.

>>31538043
Not this time

>open thread
>"shoot at it" is roughly half the responses
>all is right with the world

>>31538107
>your move mister alium man

>>31538043
Well, you didn't trick me, but i really do want to know what's in that comic.

>>31538043
wew

>>31538107
You do know ayy lmaos are well-known for probing rectums. It's like you *want* an alien cyberdong harvesting your butthole's science...

>>31537800
Underrated

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>>31537770
I'd pull out my 10/22 and fire a few shots at the UFO. Since .22 bullets ricochet off of hard surfaces like bone, there would be a decent chance that the bullets would bounce around the inside of the craft, causing serious structural damage and possibly downing it.

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>>31537770

>Tfw realize the monkeys have mastered interstellar travel
>Tfw this is some good shit
>Tfw they have more of this onboard
>Tfw ayy lmao

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>>31538232
>> mfw their guns don't take magazines at all
>> mfw one of their weapons can fit in my pocket is more capable than a fully outfitted US Ranger.
>> MFW Make the World Great Again

>>31538232
This.

>no option to shoot at it

where do you think you are

>>31537770
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11352982
> 6. Masturbate

>>31537770
>6. Prepare to get probed :/

>>31538051
>8051
>51
>1
Critical fail
The aliens think of you a friend.

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>>31537770

Immediately begin discharging deadly 9mm rounds at the mothership until the threat is eliminated.

download the next two weeks of lectures so that I don't fail my anatomy practical because the internet went down.

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Only acceptable answer

>>31538043
Goddamnit

>>31537770
1) the roads will be jammed with people trying to leave.
3) they wouldn't let you in anyway, also see 1)
4) the stores will emptied out in a hurry or looted, also see 1)
5) Ha! Right.
2) Is the only viable option. Should also include "arm yourself for the last fight of humanity"

>>31537795
Sweet Dreams are made of these anon...

>>31537770
intrigue and excitement followed by extreme caution and potential engagement, considering my city has a heavy NASA and military presence.

Where's the option for side with aliens but secretly funnel resources and information to the resistance?

>>31537965
if it has the power to cross interstellar distances it can probably accelerate an asteroid to a high enough velocity to destroy the earth.


i would put my .50 cal upper on my ar, unlink that belt of ww2 era ap i paid $150 for at auction then go top off all my gas cans at the station. on the off chance they came for our water and have a cultural imperative to fight ground wars.

then i would hunker down and make handicrafts like cigar box banjos and silverware jewelry that i might be able to trade for exotic foodstuffs and space weaponry.

>>31539476
>like cigar box banjos and silverware jewelry
Someone has thought this out to a much higher level of description.

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>>31538043
i don't get it.

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>>31537795

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>>31539512
>ready for anything

>>31537830
Fookin prawns!

>fire wildly into air
>scream and run around in circles
>loot local businesses
>use racial slurs at will

>>31537770
take some boner pills and a bottle of whisky and drunkenly shoot at it with my Rhodie FAL. Naked.

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>>31537770
I did not like any choices in the Polls. I would last about 2 days tops of constant fighting then die of either dehydration or exhaustion. Die in My Gucci Tier 1 armor Go To Valhalla....

>>31537770
Isn't this how childhood's end opens?

I uncover the Bofors L/60 quad. We've got some work to do.

Wait for XCOM's response

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Tell the space niggers to fuck off since we're full. Tell them to crash on the moon if they want.

>>31539660
Thank fuck, our supply of post-alien-war string instruments has been secured.

>>31537770
>letting us answer with multiple answers
Also shit thread

>What is your immediate reaction?
"Why would they want to come here?!"

Start kissing alien ass.
Maybe they can make me puppet dictator of earth?

>>31537770
Ask if they use mosin nagants

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>>31537770
Identify it! Then it loses its most powerful asset and just becomes a normal Flying Object! The world is safe!

>>31537770
Attempt to communicate with them utilizing radio.

If contact can be established I initiate attempts at cyber sex.

>>31537770
Nothing because space is not real and thus it is only a hologram to cause mass panic so the jews can finally take over as supreme overlords.

>>31539476
>ww2 era ap
I hope your primers are sealed anon

>>31537770
shoot fireworks at it

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easy....i'd rape them

>>31537770
2. But masturbate as well to cool my nerves.
Then 1.

>>31537819
He had the help of a Jew you know. Pirated the new version, turned off as moon base was being attacked, people using military vehicles as though they were personal, vet here who's seen discharges for far less, horrible and retarded. Does Hollywood really think we're all this dumb? That movie would make a ten year old blush with embarrassment at being human. Absolute garbage!

>>31537770
> Nowhere, Queensland
I'd be very flattered, then drive literally away. The government might evacuate all ~10,000 of us and nuke it to hell.

>>31537844
Not wanting the ayys to probe your anus

>>31537770
Shoot at it with my glock

>>31539660
Yep. You're all set.

Call my chain of command and try to convince them I'm not crazy

Listen to the rest of my country talk about more immigrant's coming here for gibs. Then agree that we are indeed full, before complaining about the weather, then drink some tea.

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>>31537770
Affix bayonets, figure out how to make an rifle fly. Vigilo confido.

>>31537830
the cloaking device just broke, they've always been there.

I'm goin innawoods because I'm more afraid of what the humans will do when they see aliens. I'm in the Bible Belt, shits going to get weirder.

>>31537800
Second post best post

>>31537770
Whip out my dick and start pissing on myself

If the aliens see enough people doing that, they'll move on thinking they found a planet of retards. Joke's on them. They did.

>>>/x/
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/

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>>31546374
>inb4 ayys get shoehorned into messengers of God
>inb4 they really are messengers from God

>>31537844
Why did I laught at that shitty image wtf mang

kill niggers and hope it doesnt insult them to receive such a shitty sacrifice

>>31539946
My fellow anonymous poster of elevated epidermal melanin content.

>>31537770
>Grab sks
>Put innamouth

>>31538043
Fuck that was good

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>>31538043
>>31539516
It's a video game called Monster Hunter. Very popular in Japan. You need to play the game before you can get this joke. Don't know why it was posted on /k/ of all places.

>>31537770

Avoid crazy people, hope the ayy's are friendly.

>>31539476
>Fast asteroids r gud wepons!
>dey came to tek ar water, one of the most common compounds in the galaxy!

Fucking asteroid lovers. Asteroids a shit for a weapon. If they can do that, they might as well just fucking blast us with a death star or some stupid shit like that.