LADS, THE LOCAL SWARM OF WASPS HAS ATTEMPTED TO ANNEX MY ROOM.

Currently running on reserve power, only 3%. I may have to go on a smash and grab retrieval mission to reclaim a phone charger.

I ran, took my phone, turned off the light, and left. Now there is no longer a source of light, and they're riled up, they should slowly start to look at building their empire elsewhere, right?

>>31496901
Use wasp spray.
pinpricks that draw blood.
Attack and retreat.

Acquire as many rifles as you possibly can, and leave all bolts open on all rifles. Find a way to close all rifle bolts as quickly as possible. Repeat until wasps are gone

>>31496962
>>31496953
My first skirmish went well, I was forced to leave my phone in there on charge as they were getting a bit rowdy, but I closed the window and killed 2. Currently posting from a craptop, but all is going well. We're winning this fight.

Oh, and I also managed to steal a line from Watchmen, went a bit I'm not in here with you, you're in here with me. All I have to do is imagine they're commies, and it works out.

>>31497064
You need bigger wasps to kill off the ones in your room.

>>31497091
For you

>>31497091
I was thinking about arming some bees to deal with them. But yeah I'm the big guy, no need for them.

>>31497064
I dealt with the same situation, added to the fact i hadnt slept that night and suddenly noticed there was yellowjackets flying in my airspace. Since i was wearing headphones i never noticed them buzzing me.

I threw on sweats, grabbed my keys and drove the home depot. Bought a 3 doller can of wasp spray, sprayed the window where they congregated and passed out downstairs. Woke up, took out my ac unit and shut the window, no more bugs in my room. Found their nest outside my window, waited til night and nuked it with that spray. Last i saw theyre still slowly dying

>>31497064
Im taking a guess that your house might be a bit old, and it rained/got cold recently. They were coming in out of the chill to your neet cave, warmed by the heat of stale cum. Check if your local walmart is open, they got wasp spray too. You want the spray not the jet ones, jet is for the outside.

Dont forget to wash any shit youve got laying about, like your bedsheets, after nuking the place

>>31497131
Can't get bug sprays, lethal weapons they are. My TV priviledges and tea would be removed :c

>>31497158
House is Edwardian, so early 1900s, and it did get a bit chilly here in bongland. No walmarts for around 3000 miles my dude.

>>31497176
In fact probably closer to 6000

>>31497165
Hair spray and a lighter. Channel your inner remover.

>>31497184
Who fucking knows, geography is gay.

>>31497187
You sure this won't lead to a removal of both kebab-wasp, and house?

>>31496901
Smoke 'em out, famerino

>Retreat, it is only temporarily

>do this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQhYooOmjwg

make multiple if need be

now they're all smoked and suffocated out

ALSO

>get a spray bottle
>fill with very soapy water for backup

IT sticks to their wings, stopping them from flying, and can drown them

>source http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-a-Wasp's-Nest

>>31496901
GAsoline kills the shit out of them. Or if you have any WD40 or starting fluid.

>>31497279
This doesn't help fampai
>>31497235
I like the soapy water trick, but my computer's in there, and smoke isn't good for her.

>>31497196
And your hand, if you're unlucky
The fire can go back into the can and blow your shit up

>>31497311
Damn, nice special digies, also I've heard about that. I think I'm just gonna go with ethanol out of a spray for my next assault.

>>31496901
Fuck man. Here in the US wasps are fucking cunts. I can't imagine Bongland wasps being nicer.

>>31497437
They eat dick, dude. Battle is going well. Killed 3, taken one prisoner inside a vacuum cleaner, and found another target for elimination.

STATUS REPORT: All visible insurgent threats removed. A total of 9 casualties of the Waspamic State were taken, the Queens forces remain fully intact. God save England. God save the Queen.

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>>31497585
WE DID IT BOYS

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>>31497585
>Only had to deal with wasp units

You just wait till fucking MICE-IS invades and starts shitting and pissing in hard to reach crevices.

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The war was over. We had won. Wasp forces were nowhere to be found.
I lay down in my freshly liberated bed, taking a well earned rest. Little did I know the insurgents would have the last laugh.
As I rested, the martyr approached, sneaking from behind. It quietly dropped onto my arm, crawling up my sleeve. When I noticed it was already too late. It stung, dealing immense damage. I ripped it out of my arm, and beat it. I beat it until it was a buggy pulp.
The damage however was done. And as I lie here, all I can think is how I'm never going to have children of my own. I'm never going to feel love again. Goodbye /k/, I'm not gonna make it.

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>>31497894
Also
>MICE-IS

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>>31497924
Aw shit nigga, check to see if they built any nests while you were out.

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>>31497924
Goodnight sweet prince

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>>31497924
A song for the fallen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxf7z6x5ZrA

Let us remember him as he was:

>a hero

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>can of axe
>lighter
>bucket of water
Do it for the Federation.

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Okay boys, sitrep.
After that incident I went to chill out and play some new Vegas. As I slaughter Benny and the Chairmen, what do I hear but buzzing. I immediately stand up, and calmly check out the noise.
As I suspected, yellow jackets, 3 of them. I take the closest and first one out with a book, and a swift double tap. The second turns and looks at me, too slow, he also faces the wrath of commie book (an inspector calls, don't ask, it's for school).
The third smarts up, and goes into hiding. 30 seconds later, he emerges, quietly. Unfortunately, this terrain is my forte, and he goes down with a swift chop. Now I have 3 wasp bodies, 2 of which I vacuum up, the last is thrown, dismembered, out of the window.
Your move insects.

>>31496901
>Being afraid of wasps

Wasps are fucking harmless. I bet they weren't even doing anything. If you just leave them alone they'd leave by themselves you fucking retard.

>>31498029
>t. a wasp.

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>>31498026
Why don't you just close your fucking window?

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>>31497894
>>31497932
>they never had to deal with an infestation of islamice

>>31498029
>leave them alone
Yes. Leave a small swarm of them alone. In my room. That I use. For studying, sleeping, and playing (don't forget ebin shitposting).

>>31498039
I did toots. Issue is, no AC + computer makes for a hotbox situation.

>>31498052
Get one of those cheap chinky desk fans + keep some water handy. It's how I stay cool without AC while posting hot memes.

>>31498062
That's a good idea family.
Alright lads, I've found the source. By using a very precise and advanced tracking method, I found their base of operations. 2 gardens over, underneath a deck. I'm unsure of whether to
A. Ignore and close window
B. Tell them they have a problem and get them to deal with it
Or
C. Trespass and take the nest as a trophy of war
Now, to be clear, none of the bottom two will actually happen because I don't want to get raped by Ahmed in jail, nor do I want to talk to anyone.

>>31498081
You need to do C...it's your only hope of survival.

>>31498081
>>>/diy/ are experts at genociding wasps. Go ask them

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>>31498081
You have to put the nest in a box and send it to your enemies

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I think its over. I can't hear any more wasps. Let us pray.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=w4oHBoeuZ10
Thread anthem. We won.
>I shut down you not there was a wasp nest in one image for the captcha

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>>31496901
You're doing what?

>>31498081
Take the nest in a barrage of gunfire and autistic screaming.

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>>31497924
>You're all diamonds now

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>>31496901
I use this stuff, its like regular ant/roach spray but much more powerful. Imagine your garden hose on the "Jet" setting spraying foamy bug killing goodness. This is that in a can. Whenever you make a direct hit on a wasp it always is more than enough to start killing the fuckers right away. You will definitely need to wipe off your room but its worth it. Lowe's should have it

>>31496901
REMOVE WASP!

>>31496901
>>31497472
>>31497585
>>31498026
>>31498081
>>31498152
EDF! EDF!

>>31497311
That is a stupid myth

Some one screen cap this shit

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>>31496901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2sC29_XR88

PURE

WITH

FIRE

>>31497437
>fuck you say about me nan? I'll fookin' sting you bugger

>>31498029
Sounds like something a wasp would say.

>>31498029
oh shit, we got a Buddhist in here

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Not sure of this will help but my grandpa used a propane torch like pic related to kill wasps/hornets

>>31498026
>Now I have 3 wasp bodies, 2 of which I vacuum up, the last is thrown, dismembered, out of the window.

Dig the two out of your vacuum bag, rip off their heads and then stake the heads in the front yard for all to see.

Other wasps will know that you are not an Anon with whom to fuck.