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Sometimes I reload a box of 9mm ammunition and fill one of the cartridges with TATP instead of gunpowder, to see if the black people who keep breaking into my garage will get the message.

If anyone pisses me off at the range, I'll tail them home and then file an anonymous police report.

>>31479286
Why not just reload the whole fucking box and store real ammo elsewhere .

Also why the fuck are you so cool with letting them continually break into your shit.

>built AR in 5.45
>sold it and bought AK

>>31479297
>sabotage one round
>holy shit, how did that happen
>people look at the other rounds
>nothing out of the ordinary here, just looks like another tragic case of glock perfection

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>staunch supporter of the 2nd ammendment
>voting for hillary anyways

>>31479383

Thats not mischief, thats just retarded.

>>31479383
I'm also doing this.

I lean Democrat on every issue other than guns and I can't justify voting GOP to myself.

Probably because I came of age during the Bush years.

>catch flying brass
>watch as the shooter frantically looks around for his missing brass
>place it on his bench when he's not looking

>>31479417
>i lean retard on every issue other than guns

Nice to know you're 12.

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>range prohibits rapid fire
>one shot for every five seconds
>shoot two shots in four

>buying anything but a glorious Glock 45
pretty sad to be quite honest, my family member

>>31479268
I started CCing in Canada like TokGuy. My first day is going well, a Glock 19 is actually quite comfy with a hybrid IWB.

>>31479475
This

>>31479383
>Staunchly supports the 2a
>Votes to have it nullified or gutted by the Supreme Court

Well then you aren't very staunch are you faggot?

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>Reload a dangerously overcharged 9mm cartridge
>"accidently" drop it on the ground om the way out of the firing range

I used to drop worksbombs into peoples mailboxes when i was a cunty teenager. since then though I've apologized and reimbursed the cost of the mailboxes.

>>31479268
>take both my humongously heavy-barreled .22 PPC railgun and my 5.5lb .338RUM mountain rifle to public range on busy Saturdays
>invariably some gun-illiterate will wanna shoot the "Barrett .50" while looking at the railgun
>let him, it literally has less recoil than .22mag because it's heavy as fuck
>it strokes his ego, offer to let him shoot mountain rifle
>crushed_shoulders.jpg, ruined_egos.wav

Although I did find a little kid that could shoot sub-MOA with the railgun.

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Sometimes I don't police my brass

>>31479504
>Not bumpfiring your 12 gauge to stick it to the man

>>31479504
At my range they say 1 shot per 1 second. You got a slow range bud

>>31479417
I'm actually voting GOP for the first time in my life. I still hold a lot of Liberal views but the Democratic party has proven itself to be a corrupt fucking mess.

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>have nothing to contribute to the thread
>reply to bump it from page 10 to 1 anyways

>>31485628
MAD MAN

>>31479625
This is why I fear using ammo I find on ranges. You cunt.

>>31485628
oh man, that's pretty naughty.

>>31479417
As do I, but the democratic party's desire to gut the 2nd Amendment is the primary reason why I'm voting GOP.

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>>31485697
>go to range
>rent skorpion pistol
>shoulder it anyway
fuck the atf

>>31479417
I'm pro choice, pro immigration, support government regulations on big business, legalization of drugs, and pro lgbt. Guess who I'm voting for: Trump. Because I put gun rights above all. Also Hillary is an evil cunt who can't be trusted

>>31487870
Not that guy, but I cannot justify voting for Trump, especially after watching the debate and reading fact checks of it. He has no idea what hes doing and no independent analysts say that his proposed policies will work. Both of the candidates are against individual rights. Both agreed to strip citizens constitutional rights without due process, and Trump openly supported expanding stop and frisk which was found to infringe on people's 4th amendment rights. Both are in favor of increased internet monitoring and government surveillance. The only good thing I can say about Hillary is that she's experienced and her proposed policies have some basis in reality. That doesn't mean I trust her or think that she'll respect people's rights, but I trust trump even less.

Fuck both of them, though. I'm voting Johnson.

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>>31479306

Hunting with napalm 4evah.

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>>31487999

>I cannot justify voting for Trump

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>>31487960
>pro immigration

Still a traitor to your country tbqhwuf

>>31487999
Lierally the least /k/ pick possible.

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>>31487933

>>31487960
>implying Trump doesn't agree that people on the no fly list can be barred from owning weapons

>>31492216
>least /k/ pick
>only guy who values individual rights
pick one

>>31494312
Oh well. At least he doesn't want to ban assault weapons. Do I agree with him on the no fly list thing? No, but I trust that he will be far more likely to sign pro-gun bills put forth by the Republican Congress and appoint pro-gun judges.
>>31491320
I agree that illegal immigrants should be deported but it should be easier to become a legal immigrant.

>>31479268
>post in pistol, ak, milsurp, shotgun, any threads "just get an ar-15 faggot"
>post in ar-15 threads "just get an AK faggot"

Republicans and Democrats are both literally retarded. If you base your views off the constitution you cant stand by either.

I support LGBT, guns, abortion, deport the spics. Government should pay for education, healthcare, infrastructure, emergency services, hold a balanced legislature, uphold the constitution, have a military, and do literally nothing else. If you spend government time passing dumbass laws about bathrooms, knife lengths, pistol grips, soda cups, or bathrooms your state should be invaded. Build us roads, teach kids shit, give people medicine, and fuck off. If you want to come into America you can do so legally or git.

>>31479268
I gave a neckbeard with a gun covered in pony shit a free case of ammo I reloaded.
Every round had a thermite charge.

>>31479268
These threads are only ever funny in an ironic sense of how stupid you are.

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>>31479268
>>31479306
>>31479504
>>31485628
>>31487933

>be me
>shootin' at 50 yards zeroing AR
>guy all the way at the end of the range at 100 yards zeroing his durr rifle
>decide I want to spice things up since im all zeroed
>shoot his target a few times
>hear him say to his buddy;
>"where all these holes comin' from"
>pack up and leave
>it was a busy at the range so I got away with the perfect crime

>>31492224
wat. Weren't they trying to ban sig braces a minute ago?

Unintentional and I mentioned it recently but here you go:

>like new condition, parts matching, WW2 Colt 1911 up for auction at an estate sale along with several other WW1/WW2 milsurp rifles
>bidding starts at $2000
>i am examining all these fine guns because I've never gotten to hold an M1 carbine or 1903 before, there's no way I'll be able to match the deep-pocketed fudds who showed up to bid though
>loving it, especially how light the M1 carbine is
>begin to examine the 1911
>i've never held a 1911 before
>paint job is nice, a consistent paint
>rack it, nice and smooth
>flick the safety, man what a nice gun
>release the slide
>fuck with the gun some more, the guy keeping an eye on the guns is answering someone else's question
>notice that there is a silver curved line of bare metal by the safety
>don't remember it being there before
>put 1911 back on the table
>leave without a word

Not trolling, just didn't realize that 1911s require such delicate handling. Thought at the time that the only things not to do with handling a handgun was to not flick shut the cylinder of a revolver and not to dryfire rimfires.

>>31495343
they call that the "idiot scratch," it's more or less unavoidable if you use the pistol. The AK has a similar "issue" with the selector lever.

>i am examining all these fine guns
you're a helluva lot braver than I am. Even at a gun store I never pick up shit without getting permission, but that's a product of my autism rather than rules against touching things.

>>31494344
>only guy who values individual rights

Only when it suits his>>31494683
tastes, friendo. Do some more research on your meme candidate.

>>31495442
The guns were on a table to be examined prior to the sale, I just new that I had no chance to win a single one when I saw the crowd who had arrived to bid. Especially with the scare in full force. I've since learned about the idiot scratch, hope I didn't take off too much of the gun's value but decided it was better to bail at that point.

When I was 18 my parents told me I can't buy anymore guns, so I bought $1800 dollars in AR15 parts and built one.
>I didn't buy a gun
>shall not be infringed

>>31495542
kek, that is truly mischievous.

>>31495444
>do more research on your candidate
Except he has already stated that he is personally dislikes guns but he has voted pro gun in the past, same for his running mate
>>31494683
Implying Gary wants to ban assault rifles, at least Gary doesn't want to violate our right to due process

>>31479383
>>31479417
>>>/out/

>>31479504
>>one shot for every five seconds
jesus. Glad my range isn't like that. I can actually magdump a target and it's all good.

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>range has a no singles policy for gun rentals
>rent gun anyway
>about to turn 21
>pick out 5 different .22 lrs and a CZ 75 and a glock 17 to test
>knowing they have to clean them

Also has anyone else noticed nobody likes it when you ask questions? Like ever? I tried to start a convo with the range employee if he thought the browning target pistol would be a good hiking gun since i shot it best.
"yeah if you're good at it and what you're doing"
>squirrels
"yeah"

mos ti got out of the guy was a subtle fuck off.

>>31479286
Nobody bothered asking why he has TATP?

>>31495266
That atf response was days 2014 bro.

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>live onnafarm
>boss man's wife says can't shoot no more because it will scurr the durr (asked if there was any truth to this in the last QTDDTOT thread, got told deer are retards. Thanks /k/!)
>wait until they leave to go to town
>walk outside and fire my 1911 once
>mfw

>>31495878
I mean, I work at a range, and I usually have other shit to worry about than pretending I have an opinion on Jim Bob's generic deer rifle. Usually I try to politely keep the conversation short so I can go back to making sure Cletus or Tactical McGee don't ND or flag people. Priorities are customer safety, then customer service.

>>31497804
Also, it sounds like the guy might've not had much to say about it. You like the gun, you're good with it, and you just want to shoot varmints with it, so I dunno what else he'd say really.

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>>31487999
>voting for Garyboy

Me too man, me too

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>wear an inaccurate blood type patch

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>>31495542
>mfw

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Parents would flip if they found out because I'm not allowed to buy anymore rifles but..

>Own shitty WW2 SMLE non-matching
>Sell it to mate for $500
>Buy 1919 Lithgow SMLE all matching for $2200
>Not telling my parents that I brought a rifle and instead pretending that I've had the 1919 one all along.

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>take nova over to friends house because he is noguns and wants to see it
>hit the shell stop and pump it a couple of times
>let go of the shell top pump it one more time
>"see it isnt loaded"
>he dicks around with it while i stand behind him
>no trigger discipline and unloads it into his tv and one of his speakers
>say he must have "done something" to it and start laughing
>he gives me the 1000 mile stare