Post your battle buddies

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>>31464028

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Don't have neither battle cat nor battle cattle. Bumping with gfs sugar glider

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>>31464028
>>31464042

>>31464042
post gf

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Posting my brother's

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>>31464062

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>>31464028
The predator in his natural habitat

>>31464028
>>31464042
>>31464078
>no gf
>no battle buddies
fuck I need to get my life together

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>>31464158

>>31464158
I believe in you.

>>31464158
I can be both

>>31464078
>Sugar glider in tits
>Sugar... ...tits
>Sugartits

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>>31464158
You can do it anon.

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>>31464166

>>31464158
literally you can drive down to the animal shelter and adopt a kitteh at 0800 tomorrow morning

>>31464158
Anon, you got this bud. Go out ther and rangle them up!

YEEEEE-HAW

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>>31464158
You can do it, anon. Have faith.

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>>31464078
>he actually did it, the absolute madman!

>>31464179
>>31464183
I'm thinking of waiting till I graduate and attempt to get a real job before I get a pet. My fear is getting one and not being able to get the better food/vet ect that costs more money. The gf is also kinda related although that feels like a cop-out in a way. Either way very nice, anon.

From it's expression that sugar glider clearly thinks you're a fool OP.

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>>31464215
Gf Took that pic alone. Probably was wondering why it could see itself.

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So my battle buddy is a loud birdo.

No I am not a youtuber stop asking me whenever I post my goddamn bird.

>>31464228
Nice damage control. In the first one it's looking at you with bemused pity, the second it has utter contempt bordering on disgust.

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>>31464242
ARE YOU A JAHNTRAHN


Also, my Spooky.

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>>31464028

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>>31464247
Kek

Little fuck did crawl in my shirt once and bit my nipple. And then shit on my wound.
But he jumped into my hand and licked my fingers tonight. So I think he likes me.

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>tfw I want a fox battle buddy, ideally from the Russians for actual genetic domestication and the excuse to call it some slavshit name

Not useful, but coveted.

>Le ebin fox pet maymay
To be fair I've wanted one for a good decade

>>31464254
I have the same model of cat
mine doesn't look like an idiot though

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>>31464272
>mine doesn't look like an idiot though
You sound just like the mothers who think every baby but her's is ugly.

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>>31464272
Me and my gf adopted him from a heroin druggie at a trailer park. He was recently re-adopted, sadly.

>>31464296
nah, its rare for me to find a cat ugly

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She's about ten months old now, I've had her since she was about six months.

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>>31464028
>I HAVE NOTHING SUBSTANTIVE TO POST BUT LOOK AT PICS OF MY PETS AND GIVE ME ATTENTION!!! PS I ADDED 'BATTLE' TO IT SO ITS OK TO POST!!!1!!

>>31464345
What dog fucked you as a child?

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Ferret owner reporting
Fearless energy filled contortionist battle buddies. Mix them with water and they become torpedoes.

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>>31464345
If I had a gun, I'd throw that in too. But I'm poor as fuck. So I can't.

>>31464183
>trash tats

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My newest kitters.

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>>31464590
This is my other kitters.

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No battle buddy
No gf


Just me
My guns
My car
My motorcycles

>>31464345
From the same fag that's bitching about Frank and 2nd amendment threads, now with extra edginess, more green text, one of those > things all the kids love, and coming to a thread near you. Order today and get one (you) when you pay S&H.
Tldr: why come here to poke at our feel bads like a jerk.

>>31464600
i envy you anon.
i have no guns or motorbikes everything else i would trade in asap.

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>>31464242
Why must they scream all the time. Good for morale though

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>>31464705
My guy is only loud when hes singing in the shower

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Posting my battle buddies.

>>31464889
What's the breed on the left? Good looking pups

>>31464922

Norwegian elk hound. She will blow her coat prob eight times a year, had to get a dyson pet vacuum cause of her.

Good dog, really protective, hates black ppl, lol.

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>>31464028
shes a fag

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Here's my lil' buddy. His name is Lt. Mudkip.

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>>31464028

Battle buddies ready for mud

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>>31465489
And I forgot the picture again

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new gf got my battle /k/org a bow tie.

This little guy got me through a divorce and a handful of other rough times. I owe Roy Campbell here a ton, that for sure.

Commencing /k/org dump.

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When tug-o-war gets out of hand at the dog park. This little shit pushes full grown mastiffs around at the park.

>>31465284
I need another pic of this beautiful creature.

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>>31465561
Weather is getting so now where I can start taking him out 4-5 times a week again.

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Drill birdo

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>>31465561
I have plenty more.

>>31464036
CALL JC DENTON

877 CASH NOW

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>>31465569
Last one.

>>31465589
Does he just live in moist world or is there a little body of water in the aquarium? And wth does it eat? Dude looks dope as shit though.

>>31464158
>tfw same as you but also no guns and no job

>>31464078
>>31464183
dem eyes tho

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>>31465630
About 2/3-3/4 of his roaming space is water depends on how much he feels like digging. I'll feed him frozen bloodworms and spirulina. But he'll pretty much eat anything you put in the tank.
>Had 3 snails
>Sucked the flesh from their shells
>Will hunt down a trapped gnat for an entire night making noise hopping all around everything
>Will gladly decimate an entire ant colony if he was allowed
>He bit the eye out of a goldfish when he was in the fish store.
>When I hand feed him, he'll purposely bit softspots on my hand, like that small bit of webbing between fingers.
>Nigga's got some teeth on him
>Drew blood once

Mudskippers are aggressive as fuck, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Here's a couple videos I have of him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qh0_thlu7Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVt2SX4IYsw

And pic is an older fts(full tank shot). The mangroves have gotten a lot bigger.

Ready!

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Go!

>>31464078
>tattoos
dropped

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>>31465689
That's seriously cool, and here I thought anything in an aquarium was going to be lame af.

>>31465816
hello my gentlemen faggot friendo

>>31465907
stay butthurt, my trailer trash friendo.

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Need to take another pic of my battle pup Stuka. She's a little bit bigger now, although she's still only 9 months old.

Wife is already talking about getting another GSD puppy, but a male this time. Not sure what I would name it though...

>>31465933
>tattoos
>trailer trash
Why yes, I WOULD like some fries with that. But make it quick, I have to get back to my real job.

>>31465950
I would wait until you see how much hair one adult GSD will make in the spring...

>>31464345
Oh looks, it's THIS guy again. Man, I bet you he remembers back when /k/ was GOOD, back when threads were made on topics that were SUBSTANTIVE, back before all these God damn NORMIES came in and RUINED IT by making it MAINSTREAM.

There is no place here for hipster elitist trash.

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>>31464028
Best Battle Buddy reporting in

90° edition

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>>31465950
Cute GSD!

>>31465969
They only "stop" shedding in the winter

>>31464183

>chest tats
>multiple selfies
>pet used in sexual imagery

Nothing says well balanced more than

"look at my snowflake pet stuffed into my tits"

I hope your future children like being sexually abused

>>31466001
Same with my /k/org, but he blows his coat twice a year and it's absolutely insane. I brush him out once every couple months and I fill (to the top) a walmart bag.

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>>31465969
I agree with
>>31466001

There is no stopping the shedding, and I'm really looking forward to winter with the hope of not having to vacuum the house every day. I figure I'm already cleaning as often as I can, what's a bit more hair?

>>31466058
>once every couple months
Sheeeiiittt, Stuka would be lost in a pile of her own hair by that point.

>>31465887
Man, you got it all wrong. Many fish are almost as intelligent as dogs. These are sometimes called wet pets because the have such huge personalities. Cichlids primarily make up the stereotypical wet pets. They'll allow their owner to literally play and pet them like a dog. And they'll have moods and feelings against things like water changes and different people. Oscars can get especially moody when you change their water and have tantrums.

These are a couple of cichlids that are enjoying their owners messing with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ6dEmwv9eo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6at5gBa4ZbI

But cichlids and most other wet pets are still primal predators and you'll have to feed the live food occasionally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT5h1Kwjt90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkcb0sjKecY

Fish are dope.

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>>31465933
chill out mate, fags are accepted by the majority of society these days, there's no need to hide your sexuality under the tattoos are trash facade.

>really want a GSD
>live in a tiny 800sqft apartment with 3 cats
Sigh.

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>>31466300
Hey man, I live in a slightly larger place (I think it is nearly 1000 sq ft) with mine. Only thing is I have to get her out to the dog park, take a long walk, or spend a good hour playing hard with her every day or she will get bored and chew something up. Only thing that will suck for you is paying to feed three cats and a large dog.


>Day we picked her up

>>31466300
GSD are way adaptable. As long as you get the pup out on the reg and play with them, it should be fine.

>>31466149
tattoos are trash and only acceptable in the lower echelons of society, which you clearly belong to and have no hope of leaving. case in point: you. too poor to afford a gun, and too stupid to post pets in the appropriate board (>>>/an/) so you shit up a board with a thread that has nothing to do with it while also trying to shoehorn in your trashy girlfriend.

>>31464598
thats a nice fucking mosin

>>31465545
how much was your corg
i've been really debating getting one

>>31465958
>>31465985
>>>/r/eddit

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>>31464028

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>>31466430
He was $400. If I had to do it again I would have done things a bit differently. I would have either gone with a corgi adoption center (there's one in KC that I know of, there has to be more) or I would have done more research on the breeder (in my defense my cunt of an ex wife said she would do all that...). Roy is 3.5 now and already as slight hip displasia. Nothing terrible now, but it's not going to get better.

There are more reputable breeders closer to me well within the same price range.

Just make sure to do your research if you want a pup.

Roy *needs* exercise. He hates the heat enough to not really care if I don't take him out for a couple days, but after that he gets REALLY stir crazy. They aren't dogs than can chill inside on a weekly basis. As long as you know that going in and stay on the barking from a pup, they really are fantastic dogs. Roy is fairly independent as far as corgi's go, it's rare if he jumps up on the couch to lay with me, but when we're hiking he's within reach 90% of the time and ALWAYS within eyesight with no training on that.

Probably more info than you wanted.

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>>31464078

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>>31466404
The funny thing is that I'm not even op, jackass. Calling someone trash just because they have a tattoo is fucking retarded, the thing you seem to be, otherwise you would have already realized how stupid you sound.

Go jack off to your anime like a fag that you clearly are.

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>>31466928

>>31466928
gross dude

>>31466928
Anything besides a national flag or branch insignia is trashy.

>>31466993
>national flag or branch insignia is trashy
your examples are the definition of trash, nice job

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Getting the puppy version of one of these adorbs little puppers in the spring

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He's good with me, but an asshole to other people.

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Reloader doggo.

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Dag

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He likes frisbees, loves people, has different colored eyes, snowy white fur, and makes pig noises when he's frustrated. What's not to love?

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>>31467242
>>31465808
>>31465584
>>31464725
>>31464705
>>31464242
So many birdos.

Much wow.

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Battle doggo

>>31466928
>filename
>"woman"

Yeah you keep telling yourself that

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>>31464078
Fuck.
I would never have a pet that small. I'd probably accidentally grab it instead of a bullet and chamber her, then wonder why my gun is jammed.

>>31467541
Aerial coverage is often ignored

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>>31464345
>not considering an attack squirrel as a weapon
Bitch, if I find you I'll unleash my druid powers and the furry of the wilderness on you.

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>>31466928
I agree that some tattoos are artistic but you are exaggerating it. Though most anons who are calling this boob poster >>31464078 a trash because she's a she, and not because they have a valid opinion on tattoos or because they are interested in her tattoos, most people like 9 out of 10 with tattoos are trash people with trash tattoos and RL attention whores with no taste.

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>>31467727
>Furry of the wilderness

>>31464600
Checked.

Also right there with you anon. We are the most dangerous out there because we have nothing to lose but everything to gain.

One man army reporting in.