>>31076296 What was he doing? Testing a laser or light?

Never go full retard........

>>31076296
Next door neighbor owns a glock. That's pretty cringey.

>>31077096
You sound like the kind of person who would CC a luger 9mm...

>>31077117
Like there is anything wrong with that!

I cc a p-38. Post war of course.

>>31076326
>Testing a laser or light?
yup

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>>31077096

>take noguns normie to range
>wants picture for social media
>i stressed the four rules religiously the whole ride there
>remind him again to always point in safe direction, and TD
>tell him to point in the air or ground for picture
>get camera app up
>showtime
>mother fucker points straight at me, finger in guard and everything like he's James Bond
>bro I wanted a James Bond picture
>I drop his phone, pack up, and leave
>wants to kick my ass now for cracking his screen

Of course I cleared and re-cleared and dropped the mag before handing him the pistol because I knew this would happen. I wanted to give him a chance, but deep down inside I knew this was going to happen.

God I hate normie fags and their social media.

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>>31077117
As if the P938 isn't master race in CCW

>>31077339
Nigga would be better of using his chainsaw

>>31077339
it's looks like texas chainsaw massacre meets deliverance

>>31077380
Numb nuts, he means a literal luger

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>>31077409
yeah but.... how can you know?

>>31077339
holy shit Dr. Salvador got into shooting.

>>31077311
taking normie friends to the range is the worst. took a buddy to the range a couple weeks ago and he asked another guy there to take a picture for snapchat with his AR because it was "badass". Next thing i know hes slinging it around with the finger on the trigger like it was nothing and it was pointed at all of us at least once. And it was loaded the whole time. Goddamn i was fucking cringing

>>31077432
9mm is almost ubiquitously referring to 9mm parabellum, so when he said a Luger 9mm he meant an actual Luger most likely. Plus it's a meme/Nazi/wehr/aboo gun

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>>31077458
>I was fucking cringing.
You did it to yourself. Next time just tell your friend to get his shit together and learn to behave.

>>31077481
the range officer was quick to do that for me

>>31076296

I ND'd a air rifle when I was 14.

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>>31076296
>Have any tales of cringey gun ownership or actions?
Every day, anon.

Every day.

>>31077458
Don't even remind me of how Scary the AR15 is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOaO7Ctvoxg

>>31077458
It's the guy's (or yours, kind of confused whose ar it is) for giving it to them loaded.

Even to my /k/omando friends I always clear and recheck before handing them anything. They do the same. It's like an unspoken common courtesy rule of thumb

>>31077601
I deliberately fired an air rifle in between my fingers when I was 14, to see what it would feel like.

It felt like pain.

A lot of it.

>>31077649
I made a clay pellet and loaded it in a cheap air rifle and shot my friend in the chest with it.

>>31077609
This. There's legitimately retarded and ill informed people on /k/ that I would never want to meet irl.

>buy AR
>hanging out with friend, mention rifle
>she wants to see it
>at my place, showing her rifle, how to hold it, TD, pointed at ground
>so new haven't shot it yet, unloaded, no mag
>show her gun is unloaded, explain why
>hand her gun
>"and you said it's unloaded right?"
>immediately swings barrel at me, pointing at my chest
>grab gun from her and struggle to withhold anger

Why are normies so afraid of guns but have so little respect for them?

>>31077311
What a goddamn dumbass. Don't even talk to him anymore. Thankfully when i took my noguns freind to the range he acutally listened to my instructions. But your case on the otherhand. He deserves much worse than a cracked screen

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>>31077689
Order Beretta CX4
pick up from FFL dealer in Brown box delivered by USPS
Pulling it out with friend
have urge to squeeze trigger assuming a loaded gun would never ship
suddenly, have impulse to open chamber anyway
bullet flies out.

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>>31076296
Well what did he think was going to happen.

>>31077689
>everyone who isn't me is the same

If your LE NORMIES REE friend wanted to see your rifle, she probably wasn't afraid of it, doofus.

>>>/r9k/

>>31077689
I know not why.... Co-worker knows I go to the range, constantly makes "Let me know before you shoot up the place" jokes in front of other co-workers as if there was nothing slightly wrong with what he said.

>>31077649
I deliberately touched the metal of a half plugged cord to a light that was on. It was alright.

>>31077749
>"i cannot handle some light-hearted ribbing or even the friendlist of bantz"

why are all americans so brittle?

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>>31077749
I always wondered why every work place will make massacre jokes if they know you own guns. As if anyone you work with is worth throwing your life away shooting.

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>>31077749
I hate it when people do that. As far as I'm concerned it's the same as if two guys were to joke around about raping women, with female coworkers around.

>>31077861
>it's the same as if two guys were to joke around about raping women, with female coworkers around.
that used to happen tho

are you an sjw or something? do you want to legislate how people joke and talk with eachother because of your hurt feelings? fucking sjw garbage.

>>31077717
While i will give you a negative on your failed greentext i will have to say you should have said something to the shipping company or seller about having a loaded gun shipped to you.

Imagine getting a package, dropping it, and a stray bullet flies out, hitting god knows what

>>31077637
it was a random guy at the range and I was watching this from like 15 feet away

>>31077773
it's more of the jest that a manager hears, people get involved, and it becomes a nasty deal, I like my full time overnight job and need it to support my sons life and mine hence why it becomes a deal to me.

>>31077902
Not saying it should be illegal for either, I just don't think it should necessarily be socially acceptable, especially when enough people already fear guns.

>>31078095
>your rights end where my feelings begin.
thanks, yankee.

>>31078111

What, did that guy offend you or something?

>>31077778
Are you making a moist reference?

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>inna range with coworker
>shootan when the topic of self defense loads come on
>"I load my own carry loads"
>tell him that's pretty cool but I wouldn't do it cause of reasons
>"I've never had a problem, check it out"
>pulls his XDm and begins to fire his carry loads
>second shot in and the gun jams
>pulls on slide and the gun is completly jammed as in seized jammed
>coworker is obviously upset that a mere mortal like me was right
>tries to play it off as not a big deal and begins to unfuck his gun
>in the course of doing so coworker does pic related
>could already see myself talking to the cops on how this faggot blew his fucking brains out
>somehow and calmly push gun away from his fucking face and say what the fuck are you doing dude?
>he realized what he just did and laughs it off as not a big deal

Fuck that, we never went shooting after that despite he asking all the time. Cool dude but fuck me if I'm gonna be in a situation where someone blows their brains out. I also ended up helping him unfuck his gun and there was a live round in the chamber.

>>31078111
There's a huge difference between finding something personally distasteful and wanting it legislated against. The fact you can't tell the difference speaks measures about you, not the guy who said massacre jokes are bad form.

you fucking faggot.

>dad bought a gun for home defense
>he bought a hi point in .45 (stopping power)
>he loaded it with ball ammo


it's pretty cringe desu

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>>31077154
>confusing a P38 for a P1
confirmed noguns

>>31080472
rolling your own is not inherently a problem if done correctly, your coworker sounds like he does dumb shit on the regular though. but some reloaders do not invest in the time and gauges to truly check their brass and bullets well enough.

>>31077749
I'd play the very much offended card and try to make him feel as bad as possible
>how dare you jokingly compare me to those MONSTERS I'd never do such horrible things to you guys or anyone else for that matter blah blah blah
>just because I own guns doesn't make me a crazy lunatic or whatever you may think
>you're an asshole for making a joke of those massacres, you hurt my feelings(exta mile)

>>31080472
Did you tell him why you don't wanna go anymore? Otherwise he'd never learn

>>31080635

A Hi-Point is reliable, even if it looks like crap. .45ACP Ball ammo does kill. He may not have the best set-up, but it would work..

>>31077717
Seems like a good reason to always check for brass.

>Go to walmart for ammo
>everything besides bird shot is locked up in a cabinet behind a counter
>ask if there's any #4 buck
>"what are those"
>starts listing buckshot by the number of pellets
>decided $1 a round is a bit much when it's cheaper online
>"yeah it costs a lot to kill a man"
Not sure if I was the cringe

>>31077649

I shot myself in the shin with my first bb gun, a daisy grizzly.

It felt like a really bad bee sting.

>>31077339
The gun jammed twice

>>31077154
>I cc a p-38
>Post war

The only thing worse than a fedora faggot is a poorfag, mongoloid fedora faggot.

>>31077685

>There's legitimately retarded and ill informed people on /k/ that I would never want to meet irl

It is called AR General.