S/k/eleton here, anybody else tired of these gearfag threads?

>>30982682
Eat some fucking food before you starve to death.

Do you have a tape worm?

>>30982682
>skellington
>poor
Either go work out and learn why and how you can use gear or kys

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>>30982682
Also yes I do unironically wear graphic tees over woodland cammo in public. Only 21 and people still ask if I served (idiots). I wear it for the 1999 aesthetic

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>>30982721
Been tested, nope. I just have a fast metabolism. I drink like 4 liters+ water a day

>>30982682
Adam lanza lookin ass motherfucker, re-examine your wardrobe choices you faggot edgelord.

>>30982682
>No one here is actually high speed/low drag operating so who are we kidding ourselves?

Then why even own a gun?

Do you have a holster?

>>30982768
Yeah, my waistband :p

I feel like OP found some poor dude on facebook and is just being a cunt

I can relate, anon.

I try eating a lot, never put on any weight. I try working out and eating healthy, make no gains, still have arms like spaghetti.

The only gear I require is an ALICE rig and some woodland BDUs.

>>30982721
Don't worry about him. Probably way more healthy than your fat ass.

>>30982682
>>>/fit/
do yourself a favor mr. skeltal

>>30982752
>but that's the point :^)

>>30982776

>glockleg general

Holy shit i thought i was skeltal damn

>>30982789
Lol I have an ALICE rig too, only 1 canteen, compass pouch and medical pouch. Eyeing surplus for second canteen

>>30982824
That's why I isreali carry silly

>>30982738
I get asked that a lot too. And I just wear normal clothes. I lift and have a flat top though.

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>>30982682
You're just mad at gearfag's sick gains

>>30982800
I'd rather have the skelly around instead of all of these fat as fuck fatasses on /k/

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OP is sour grapes.

>>30982794
My BMI is 23.7, I am not a lard nor am I spooky scary

>>30982751
Can you do some push ups at the very least then?

>>30983080
Can and do. The problem is being 6'2" and 130 lbs makes me look wirey no matter how much meat I put on

>>30983122
>6'2"
You fucking faggot
I'm 6'8" and I could put on weight. Discipline yourself

>>30982861
after scientific data collection, ive come to the conclusion that /k/ is 40% skeletons, 45% fatties, 10% average, and 5% fit

>>30983134
Post pics then big boy

>>30983180
Your scientific method is flawed. Just look at any photo of a /k/ gathering. Nothing but fatties with maybe one or two borderlike normal guys.

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>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE GET OFF MY /K/ QUIT REMINDING ME HOW POOR I AM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am currently shaking my head in all honesty, member of my existential family.

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>>30983253
It's because the fat, autist neckbeard NEETs are the only ones with the spare time and low self esteem to attend a weird as fuck meetup of 4chan denizens. The normies are doing normie stuff, like cutting grass and spending time with their families.

>>30982860
Why?

>>30983253
no, its true. you cant see the skeletons because theyre behind the fatties

>>30983122
Holy god you need to count your calories. You're just not eating enough. I'm also 6'2" and I always pulled the fast metabolism card too but no metabolism makes you 135 over 6ft. I thought I ate a lot too but it's just not the case.

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>>30982682
Im fucking repulsed by you op. I hate fat people, but youre even worse than fat fucks because you have a easy base to get cut and jacked off. Instead you make excuses and look disgusting.

Of course you dont have gear a plate carrier loadout would probably snap your disgusting pansy frame.

Im amazed something like you can even fire a 9mm without breaking those toothpicks you call arms.

You disgusting monster.

>>30983327
Because it's fabulous, you git!

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>>30983601
>you have an easy base to get jacked off

>>30983601

These super-skinny peopke on this site really are more disturbing than the obese, and that kind of malnourishment is obviously a sign of being mentally unwell... it's really sad

>>30983601
Nice earrings faggot

>>30983601
No point in covering your eyes when you left them unblocked in that Michigan post.

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Dylan Bennet Klebold?

>>30983601
>easy base to get jacked off
calm down there /fit/, we don't know if he's gay yet.

>>30982682
>high speed, low nutrition

>>30983718
I prefer my spooky asthetic, in event of habbening all I have to do is get nude and scare /k/ommandos away from their camps because they think the rake is attacking
>shave head/pits/junk for +50 spooky

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op confirmed for non operating twig

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>>30982682
You really need to work out more and gain some weight it's not hard.

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>>30983601
checking in

>>30983718
>and that kind of malnourishment is obviously a sign of being mentally unwell
You're right that skellingtons often have valid medical conditions to blame for their appearance.

Fat fucks on the other hand just lack self-control. Human trash.

t. bitter skellington with fucked-up guts

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>>30983778

>>30983685
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Should be screenshot desu as it's /k/ to a t.

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>>30983727
Thanks
>>30983731
Sup stalker, my face is obscured in that pic unlike this one.
>>30983752
God damnit you homos know what I meant.

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I only really hunt.
So all my gear is deer stalking gear.
Fjallraven Drev jacket
Seeland base layer
Seeland fleece
Harkila pro hunter pants
Harkila pro hunter gloves
Zamberland Boots
Fjallraven stubben rucksack
Tweed flatcap
Binocular Harness
All that wannabe special forces soldier stuff makes me laugh. Might as well play airsoft lol.
thats yanks for ya though. the same people who watch wwe wrestling.

>>30983842
You're going to need a few more chinstraps, friend

>>30983736

Dylan wasnt skinny, she was buff and tall lmfao

>>30982682
Bro, you should lift and do a lot of whey protein and a shitload of peanut butter.

Also eat some god damn meat, you fucking holocaust lookin' motherfucker.

>>30983977
Scotland? Looks comfy. Shame about your gun law situation, would love to hunt deer there someday, though.

>>30982682
Hello fellow skelly.
>>30983253
The was a survey kicking round somewhere, /k/ was mostly skellys. It must just be pics of American /k/. Or just Texas /k/.

>>30982751
> SKS
> no bayo
> but rail instead
utter disgusting

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>>30984019
>Scotland?
yep
>Shame about your gun law situation
It's not so bad. Getting a bolt action rifle isn't too much drama.
Plus we can use moderators.

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Should I get this plate carrier? Is it worth it. Right now, I have two Chinese vests. btw, one of my Chinese plate carriers smells fucking awful.

>>30982786
i think thats a fair guess.
triggering /k/ is as easy as op mother

im tired of general threads in general

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>>30983601
> those "piercings"
> dat awesome tattoo
> wannabe oper8or beard
> black is my favourite colour
> /fit/
if that really is you, I prefer OPs >>30982682
apperence

he looks atleast somewhat like a normal human being
and not like a tacticool hipster

>>30982860
>wouldspoonforwarmth/10

>>30984083

It's not 100% necessary but they are nice to have around.

>>30984147
It is better than my Chinese airsoft tier shit.

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>>30982682
Dude at least stand up straight, I'm super skinny but have good posture so i don't look like a retard. I know /k/ isn't /fa/, but jesus christ dude I would rather kill myself than wear that outfit. Unless you actually look like a skinny male model wearing nice clothes, you shouldn't be skinny. Just work out so you're not an embarrassment to the human race by wearing those god awful baggy cargo pants. You sicken me OP, you're literally pic related.

>>30984083
I use the banshee for work with 10x12s and 6x8 side plates. I wear it for about 12-14 hours per day, split about 50/50 in a vehicle and moving around, and I love it. The only thing I would change is added shoulder pads but those can be purchased.

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>>30984118
lol stay /k/ being non fat = fit and not normal.
Having short 5 o'clock beard = wanabe operator beard.
I do like black, also green as well.
I wouldn't go as far to call myself a hipster.
pic related, keep hating friend.

>>30985160
I sure will

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>>30985160

>alright bro, just take one more pic. I'm feelin this pose bro.
>Dude, then we can put like a sweet filter and have your eyes just kind of peaking behind the gun like you're really about to shoot someone... Fucking hawt!
>BTW bro, did you notice all my sweet patches?
>Those are fucking tight...
>After we wash all this fake dirt off my arms, will you let me eat your groceries bro?
>You know it bro!

>Seriously though bro, best photoshoot EVER!

>>30983122
EAT
MORE
"Muh fast metabolism"
EAT
MORE

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>>30985160
Why do your eyes look like you have no soul?

>>30985474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUkgUaKD188

>>30985446
A lot of skellys have severe GI issues that haven't manifested themselves yet. I was always skelly despite sitting on my ass and eating a bag of Cheetos and mcdonalds each day. Then I hit my 20s and got hit hard as fuck with a disease diagnosis that has me in and out of the hospital.

Slowly getting better now with medical care but I'm still OPs weight. My lowest was 101lbs at ~6ft.

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>>30982833
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>>30985160
>playing dress up
>that tough guy pose
what a faggot you are

>>30983851
Ulcerative colitis/Chrones/IBD? I've got IBD, and just had surgery too. On top of being genetically thin person.

>>30983868
You meant that you enjoy the manual masturbation of other males, yes?

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>>30982682
>yfw SF, SOF and other RDF guys lurk /k/ for shits n giggles

>>30982789
drink lots of milk chocolate

>>30983601
I don't usually say this, but you look like a massive, cum devouring, triple penetration faggot.

>>30985160
>>30983601
so have actually served or do you just play dressup games and take pictures of it?

I'm heading off to college in a week

I'm 145 lb right now... I really should be 140.

I'm scared about the freshman 15. I really am.
Especially since my meal plan stipulates that I can eat as much as I want for each trip to the cafeteria. And the cafeteria has evvveryythhhingg.

What do?

>>30985671
freshman 15 comes from the booze, not the food. unless you actually eat nothing but pizza and burgers. just eat a balanced diet, get some exercise and you'll be fine

>>30985671
Unless you're a manlet, you should probably welcome the freshman 15 at that point. Just stay active and make it mostly muscle, rather than just fat that you put on.

>>30985700
Neat. I don't drink, and never will, so that should be easy.


A wise man once said, if you are hungry, consider eating an apple. If you don't really want to eat an apple, you aren't hungry enough to justify eating something.

>>30985671
Are you <5'7?
Are you a gril?

>>30985671
>I really should be 140
>I'm scared about the freshman 15. I really am
Nigger you have some problems you need to address, It's been a few years but iirc they have free shrinks(student services should be able to help) you can talk to about shit. I'm not saying you need to be 215lbs 6% bf but unless you're short as fuck you're small. Welcome that 15lb, if you can make it be muscle even better.

>>30983817
>Hawaiian shirt

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>30982682
>>30982751
Underage b&

fat mexican manlet reporting

>Not posting pic because fuck you assholes

>>30983122
pretty much the same.
I'm not done growing yet but every time I get sick and throw up I lose like another 5 or more pounds. I can't eat it back that quickly, I guess I'm not American enough. :c

>inb4 you cant be under 18 and on this website

>>30982751
No such thing as a fast metabolism.
You don't eat enough, plain and simple.

>>30985776
Yes
>>30985807
Dude, my doctor says I should be 140 or thereabouts

I just want to be healthy, ya know. I don't really care about my body image, if that's what you're worried about

>>30986114
>Dude, my doctor says I should be 140 or thereabouts
You must be 5'6''. Meh whatever, at least you're not overweight.

>>30985160
dude, as a marine corps veteran, go get laid or something. stop taking combat selfies. get the fuck over yourself lmao it's okay to be a chub and it's ok to be a skelly because it's the land of the fucking free asshole

>>30985160
Who is taking these photos

>>30983817
>CIA

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>>30982682
Aren't you that fuck skinny kid with the Century C33?

>>30982738
i get asked the "did you serve" question by morons too, all I wear is multicam shirt and pants

>>30986653
Naw, different skelly witha kike nose

>>30985897
>no such thing
wrong; just between men and women metabolism is different
>don't eat enough
mayyyyybe right, but not everyone has to be a lardass, and while a healthy weight is best, you don't know what's healthy for him, and aside from that, better that he's out and active than sitting, morbidly obese, in front of his computer sperging about some anon's weight in a threat about weapons

>>30982682
op you're alright. i like gear, but the gear shilling seems turned up to 11. i blame summer

>>30983842
Your fucking chin

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>>30986968
made me crai

please eat hungry skeleton

skeleton eat
skeleton eat
whether wheat meat or sweet

skeleton eat

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>>30987755
Op here, I eat

>cream cheese ragoons ftw

>>30988036
eat five meals this size everyday and do SS + GOMAD if you ever want to operate

>>30983817

That is how you fucking operate.

Is that the Big 1, I see?

>>30988036
Im ashamed to know what panda express looks like.

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>>30985160
What a fag

Further proof that poor people are invariably stupid.

>>30983601
>you aren't taking advantage of the easy start at something I care about but you don't
>you're a Disgusting monster

This is a whole new level of autism

>>30982682

Jesus Christ I thought I was a skelefag.

Anyway, Chicom Chest rigs fits people like us perfectly. The gooks were pretty thin too. It can hold six AR mags or 3 AK mags (but it can be stretched to hold 6 AK mags if you want.)

>>30983601
>potion seller, I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions

>>30982682

OP, if what you said is true and you really have difficulty gaining any weight or muscle despite strict diet and exercise, get an MRI of your head done ASAP.

You may have a TSH secreting pituitary tumor. You're going to be stuck like you are now unless something is done about it. Hopefully you can catch it before it gets too big, they can remove it surgically when it's small enough.

If it grows too large they'll have to use radiation therapy and this inevitably leads to pituitary failure within the next 10 years. After that it's hormone replacement therapy every day for the rest of your life.

I've been done that road. I'd look into it if I were you.

>>30982721
>>30982738
>that terrible posture
>capeshit crossover graphic tee
>all i need is my cargo pants
you're what would happen if /v/, /tg/, and /r9k/ fucked and had a baby

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/k/ is a bunch of fatties.

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>>30983601

>>30993312
>average m&p owner

>>30982682
well, atleast your a small target

>>30985719
If you get hungry, drink water.

>>30982682
Holy fuck, Are you me?
6,1 and 1 inch wide wrists. I have to wear long sleeves all day to hide my horrible skeleton figure.
I eat a ton of cals every day but i'm still incredibly skinny. Not like spooky C93 squished head guy. But still really skinny. It's weird though because all my fathers before me were all toothpicks until their mid 20's

>>30982682
>anybody else tired of these gearfag threads?
yes. i remember a time when you would get berated for bullshit like that.
stupid fucking costumefags

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>>30985499
This. I'm 6 foot 3 about 140 right now, was 180 to 190 when I was in the Army. Cystic fibrosis is a bitch but I try not to talk about my health to people. What can they do for me? Sympathy? I dont need that.

Haters are going to hate, call me a monster, call me an aids victim, call me anorexic. Explaining my condition will only give them more fuel.

There is no VA care, no obamacare, no ebt for me. Whoever said insurance companies cant deny you for preexisting conditions now obviously hasnt tried to deal with CF and get insured lately. OTC mucinex and antihistamines are probably the only thing keepong me alive now.

Im 33. Probably will live to 35 at best. My lungs are holding out ok, but then I get to look forward to other organs failing on me. Only a matter of time until I become a big ole pile of dem bones.

Sorry to get all bloggy. I never even talk to my family about this. Lol I told them I was discharged over a minor injury. Truth is after a couple years I wasnt doing too good and a couple examinations later, I was fast tracking it out of there. Id rather have died young in Iraq in hindsight but was just a liability that had to be let go.

But thats just the lonely life of a monster. The time will come when its the choice of inhaling a bullet or struggling to breath on the floor for a day or two, alone, until I die.

>>30994019
>skellys unite!

for you fags that have a fast metabolism and cant get fat even if you sit on your ass eating all day, get a dietetic coach and start going full protein and work out, it works
and for the laziest just go full pills
I got a fast metabolism, I'm no skeleton but I stay fit without working out, but I tell u this shit works you just gotta eat like a fucking monster

>>30982682

1. A lot of us actually are "operating"

2. Eat something and then do pushup

3. Pls Christ, eat some more

4. Quit projecting.

>>30983080

You're getting a little up there.