Humor thread

>inb4 AoYJ shows up and ruins the thread

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>>30947820

He should be fucking banned.

>>30947806
I now need a Mosin.

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>but it's not /k/

I really don't care.

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>>30947871

>>30947871
>I really don't care.
2016 /k/ summed up ladies and gentlemen

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>>30945757

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Gonna be dropping as I go.
>/k/ goes hog hunting

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Have another one.
>damn propane carry maniacs

>>30947905
It Prolly doesn't get any better than this

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>>30948452
I got plenty good ones saved.
>it's Vietnam my dudes

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>>30948483

>>30947871
>
what is that??

>>30949186
>i can't read filenames

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>>30949186
The short version of this.

>>30948163
I wonder if the russians ever made their own version of Stripes, that would be a good scene to include if they ever do.

>>30948483
This is excellent

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>>30945757

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccvr8gt1doI

>>30952686

>you see dmitri
>when hold rifle like peestol, you will never shoot the inaccurate
>for fear of recoil hitting face

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>>30945757

>>30947899
God this makes me so happy

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>>30947871
bipolar transistor

>I always thought it was a joke
>I never would have thought

>>30947806

It's completely pedantic, but the last item in the top right is a bad comparison. Instead, it should be;

AR15: TIE Fighter (customizable, weak)
AK47: X-Wing (resistance fighters, firepower)
Mosin: Lightsaber (bullshit OP weapon of the ancients)

>>30945757
Filename "I will be witnessed" made me kek. Story made me kek harder. Good job OP

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>>30949200
>great grandpa also fought in Nam, career marine for 25 years and contracted for them afterwards (driving trucks, not being an aged operator)
>Papa was a poor kid from ghetto boston who lied about his age to join the corps at 16. Smart guy, even though he never had much education. Sometimes you could tell when the topic of discussion was about something he had only encountered as a marine.
>Papa moves down south for contract work, settles down there upon retiring as well.
>Biscuits and gravy are a staple down here, but he had only ever heard them called "shit on a shingle". Great grandma is a foreigner so her english was 90 percent learned from him.
>Childhood memories of visiting them, waking up to breakfast and hearing "Morning anon, Mama made shit on a shingle."

>>30949521
IVENEVERBEENSOOPPRESSEDICANTBELIEVETHEPATRIARCYHASGONETOOFARHOWDARETHECOMBINECIVILANDATTACKHELOIMACIVILANDTHEYCANTTELLMEIMANYTHINGLIKEATTACK

>>30953330
>They take me to breakfast one day. Unusual, they never really go out to eat especially for breakfast.
>Waitress comes to take our order, Papa orders "shit on a shingle'
>Waitress wuts super hard, they explain and get it right afterward
Papa was a great guy, the definition of a functioning alcoholic. Used to watch him kill a case by noon some days. Used to take me to football games and hide pints of liquor in my jacket, because they don't pat down little kids. Taught me to field strip his cigarette butts, I thought it was fun for some reason.
>One day after football game we're walking home.
>Especially rowdy crowd, a bunch of college kids attended the game I think. Breaking bottles and getting hammered around the parking lot.
>Papa gets a real uneasy look, kind of looks like he's ten thousand miles away somewhere and real angry looking.
>Kinda wierded out, I'm too young to know about flashbacks and such.
>We're nearing the edge of the lot heading towards the sidewalk when a drunk kid stumbles into him
>Papa throws the nastiest left hook I have ever seen in my life, kid drops, Papa keeps walking and grabs me by the arm to pull me along. He looks super sketched, but he looks like he's got all his mental faculties back for the most part.
>"Fuckin gooks"
>"Papa whats a gook?"
>He bursts out laughing and never answered the question. Looking back he was really lucky no one was around to see the kid get clocked, nothing ever came of it after that

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>>30947871
>slanesh
>khorne

>>30953494
good thing papa was not packing his 1911 that day

>>30954482
No big deal if he was, it's just .45.

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>>30954466

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>>30954665
>just a .45

Anyone have the 50bmg butt stuff guy screen cap?

>>30955760
Bottom left of that picture.....are they sitting in a raft?

>>30949521
>Monsoon
I AM A FORCE OF NATURE, BITCH!

>>30947905
>Big nose tribe

>>30949950
>Triceracop

someones been watching Kung Fury

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>>30947846
For what?

>>30955760
Look at fucking sneaky AoYJ was for that one...

>>30957773
Posting literal cancer

>>30957787
Where is it?

>>30957847
File name of the greentext

>>30957869
Wow. What a faget

>>30947820
>>30957787
>>30957835
>>30957873
Who the fuck is AoYJ?Is he the guy who sometimes posts his sawed off with a squid hat "holding" it?

>>30957896
>sawed off
Sonny that's not a shotgun
Anyway, no. People get mad that he posts watermarked images.

>>30957938
>>30952355
>Not a shotgun

>>30948394
Kek

>>30953134
love it...can't wait for the movie w/spielberg directing so you know it will be accurately done.

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>>30947871
BJT lol

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Anyone have the big version of this?

>>30960358
Fucking lost

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>>30945770

>>30948163
All that howitzer ever wanted was to be a car, driving around in traffic being mindful of the fellow cars around him... But the humans took that away from him.

>>30962341
And so he swore, that one day he will have revenge.

Does anybody have tan/k/ Anon and his quest to defend his home?

>>30945757
fucking shit meme threads

Does anyone remember that one screen cap where it describes a bunch of army rangers breaching a second story building by crashing a truck into a wall...Then having a bunch of guys riding a ladder to the second floor?

>>30964855
this

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>>30964855
Go to arfcom if you want pedantic seniority claiming slower than dial up threads that end 96% of the time in someone will 5000 posts asking you if you'd searched this topic before because your extremely niche question was poorly answered 8 years ago

>where do you think you are

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>>30949521

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>>30957896
>>30957938
>posts watermarked images

People get mad that he posts watermarked images of shit he clearly didn't create, which is also usually iFunny-tier garbage. Why he does this? Nobody knows.

It's mostly just annoying, because it is not only obnoxious in of itself, but also fills half the thread with people posting insults and complaints about it.

>>30961150
fugg i forgot about these. post more

>>30961103
The hell happened here?

>>30968152
Looks like a polymer lower (I hope) and a shitty harbor freight drill press. Also, I'm pretty sure that guy died from his own stupidity.

>>30954665
. 45acp is like a slightly heavy nerf dart. You should try a 45 nerf battle with your friends.

>>30956149
Godamn that episode of athf was funny

>>30949521
>Trans-Am

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>>30945757

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>>30952879

>>30947899
>and she has never seen that "rain" in southern california

top kek

>>30970327
Is it the norm to be overweight in america?

>>30970622
>dig out the war crate
the fucking balkans, man

>>30970634

Those aren't normal Americans

>>30968307
Nope it was metal. IIRC he tried to free hand it.

>>30970634
Our food and portions are significantly cheaper and larger than anywhere else in the world.
t. international pilot

>>30947899

I'd watch the shit out of this.

>be me
>working at the gun bar at academy
>assist customer in purchasing an AR
>while I'm typing the info into nics the customer brings a choke tube to me
>"Hey, so I saw y'all had these suppressors, what can you tell me about them? How do I get the tax stamp? You sure it's legal to have them out like that?"
>Politely explain that it isn't a suppressor and can't be used on his AR
>"So you don't sell suppressors here?"

Saved my laughter until after he left. He was still relatively new to AR's but we set did what we could to help him out.

>>30970634
yes and no? generally speaking, Americans are either buff as fuck, fat, fat as fuck, lean, or Auschwitz. there's little inbetween.

>>30971352
reminds me of a movie I once saw
have no idea what movie it was or what it was about even
just that one line
>ay yo dis MAH white people nigga, go get your own

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>>30960358

>>30971451
wait what? we had one again? I need to watch news a bit more often I guess, or would that only cause depressions for me?

>>30949521
>Zeon misspelled

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>30971715

>>30971775
damn man thanks for the contribution

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>>30971841
have this, then

>>30971911
Post number ends in 1911 confirms that the only weapon suitable for ayy defense is a 1911

>>30947871
Where's the updates version of this with the Attack Helicopter and the A-10? I self identify as an A10 and I'm offended.

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>>30971911
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>30960358
Fucking kek

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I've been 4chan free for a few months.

Now I'm back to wallow in the cancer.

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>>30973572
I'm not racist.

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>>30973595
I'm just Asian.

Does anyone have the pic that tells you to leave 4chan because you're wasting your life here?

I want it.

>>30947871

Why did you post a picture full of Pokemon?

>>30971722
Cannot unser

>>30968366
ydfysdgysdgyhysg

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>>30952686
>>30952851
From nuggetfest

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>>30971722

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>>30948394
>Glorious 2nd side reporting in.
>Tfw im actually not gun retarded
>Tfw i actually do know how to properly use an AR platform with combat loadout

>Tfw i choose to totally ignore any and all practicality for sake of vodka, milsurp, pretending to be a dirty slav and autism.

>>30968307
>>30968152
I was there for this.
In short the anon was drunk and wanted to mill out his own lower and the only tool at his disposal was a drill press.
I have the screen caps somewhere but i dont feel like rooting through the endless bullshit on my phone to find it.

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>>30968686
this isn't a cringe thread

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>>30973610
lol that reminds me
>watching cops
>they bust in some niggers apartment
>find hi point hidden in ceiling
>mfw

>>30970355
What's going on in this

>>30976114

is that guy fucking yuge or are Dragunovs smaller than I thought?

>>30976891
The angle is mostly messing with how it looks, but Dragunovs aren't that large of guns, just super fucking long. Kind of like the M14, which LOOKS massive, but when you hold one, it's just heavy and stupidly long, but not that big.

>>30970690
>food
>cheaper in the US
have you been to Latin America?

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>>30971215
Auschwitz cosplay reporting in

>>30977177
>sucking in this much

those red lines are where your rolls are when you sit at the computer all day

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>>30967548
>iFunny-tier garbage
Would you believe it if I told you he's actually some sperglord from iFunny? Also, his kik's right there for anyone who wants to raid him.

>>30976858
Rhodesia

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Fresh OC about Afghan mine warnings.

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This fucking hurt me when i was reading it.

>>30977177
you have a very large ribcage

>>30977191
Kek this

>>30953330
Shit on a shingle is chipped beef on toast, not biscuits & gravy.

>>30968878
I died

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>>30975965

>>30977177
It is blatantly obvious you are overweight, why are you lying to strangers on the internet?

>>30978951
>>30953330
Really? Texasfag here and it's always been oatmeal on toast. Maybe it varies between areas?

>>30953330
>>30978951
shit on a shingle is pretty common slang (at least here in the south), and it means really anything that isnt jelly/jam/butter smeared across toast. stateside its commonly used to refer to biscuits and gravy.

>>30978951
South Dakotan here (MO/LA parents) Shit on a shingle is chipped beef on toast

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>>30978730
>that image quality
jesus christ

>>30948163
>I MUST GO!
>MY PEOPLE NEED ME!

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>>30977638

>>30947871
Why Americans are Autistic: The Image

>>30976858
>>30977710
Nah mate that's in Namibia, it's SWATF and Koevoet putting down a pro-independence riot a few years before they pulled out.

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>>30956032
IT'S TIME FOR JACK
TO LET ER RIP!

>>30979961
I really hated that meta episode of Hercules

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>>30947899
I have not laughed like this in years

>>30949521
>Zion

This triggers me.

>>30945757
Here you go

>>>>/b/

>>30970654

I like the image of everyone showing up with shovels at the tree-line on the edge of town during a period of uncertainty or unrest. They all buried their stashes separately in the dead of night, but they are all out here at once because no one wants to be caught without their AK when the shit hits the fan. They first do nothing because this is really awkward, but then all head off into the woods while trying not to stare at each other. It's like trying to take a shit in a bathroom full of other men with no privacy stalls.

>>30981165
I'm going to need to see this image.

>>30977041
That looks to be just a Tiger with Dragunov furniture. A real Dragunov has a longer barrel by ~3 inches.

Anyone have the cap of the guy who made that gun stew? At least I think that's what was happening.

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>>30983300
Here you go Anon.

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>>30978730
>Mariachi
>Not Yakety Sax

>>30952686

You have a really nice voice

>>30945770
you see foreskin protects guns like it protects your glans. stop circumcision

>>30978730
i know what i'd put
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>30984205
There was a spirited debate in the thread but Mariachi was the best music candidate.

You could put sombreros on the robots.

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>>30984814

>>30947871
What the fuck is a Bipolar Junction Transister?

>>30985705
electrical component

>>30949521
I am all of these things

Ha, now you all owe me reparations

>>30985839
Holy shit, what

>>30985931
literally just do a google image search

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>>30973572
>>30973595
>>30973610
>that feel when liberal vegan feminazi acquaintance told me she went progun because muh slaughterhouses

>>30955832
they're crossing a river you goof

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.

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>>30984353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEajhyHhqSU

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>>30947871
>not posting the full version

>>30952686

Fuuuuuq mang

it's been so long since I've seen a real GMOD machinima, ever since kitty0706 died and DasBoSchitt was thrown into an autistic depressed coma, this feels good.

At least for sure it's not a Vanoss Gaming "LE EPBIX GEEMAHD VIDYEO!"

>>30987193
>>30987208
>>30987226
>>30987247

God, the constant shifting of his hands is unbearable.

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>>30987699

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>>30987861

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>>30987880

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>>30987895

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>>30987906

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>>30987921

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>>30987929

>>30987568
But the spare ammo in bandoleers was actually in clips. It came packaged like that from the factory.

>>30987861
>>30987880
>>30987895
>>30987906
>>30987921
>>30987929
>>30987943


what the fuck is this autistic shit

get help, anon

holy fuck

get help

>>30971198
I always love this one

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I just made this from that p7 thread.

>>30978730
dear jesus. i'm crying laughing. the dod will be very confused come monday

>>30978951
uhhhh,.....no. that's biscuts and gravy. how far north are you?

>>30956149
Every few months I see a more complete version of that hillbilly

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oc, do not steal

>>30973610
shit man i know i have that damn post. i just spent maybe 15 minutes looking for it. i really need to organize my 4chan pic collection better...I just have too fucking much.

>>30978924
for you

>>30949521

>staroid

filthy casual fuck that's a stargate glyph

>>30945757
Storytiem?
>Be at officer Basic course
>2 days left
>Senior Drill Sergeant is about to leave us, we still have the other one till graduation
>Since we're supposed to be officers some day the Lt. has him give us a little hat time. It's so we can ask questions and learn about NCO-OIC relations or some shit
>Cadet Friend raises his hand
>Yes his name was fucking Friend
>"What is it, Cadet?"
>"Can I add you on Facebook, Drill Sergeant?"
>"No. First it's against like fourty rules official, moral, and logical. Second, why the fuck would I add you?"
>"Because, Drill Sergeant, everybody needs a FRIEND!"
>Frontleaningrestposition.webm
Almost as bad as the time someone asked if a stream in the middle of Kentucky was fresh water or salt water
Keep in mind we're supposed to be college students

>>30979038
I'm 5'11" and 140lbs

Which one of us did this?
>Pelosi phone hacked and number posted on internet.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/aug/13/nancy-pelosi-house-democrats-leader-says-shes-been/

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>>30991004
Forgot pic

>>30948163
aaaaaaaaaaaaah motherland

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>>30990674
>Everybody needs a Friend!

>>30977177
Go to /fit/ and read the sticky

>>30987943
>>30987929
>>30987921
>>30987906
>>30987895
>>30987880
>>30987861
Boy am I glad I started going on 4chan after high school

>>30970622
>rounds impact car
so return fire? or ricochets? drunken kids? I need to know

>>30992111
How does guns kill more people than humans?

WHO THE FUCK ELSE IS USING THE GUNS?!?!

IS IT ALIUMS? FUCKING AVATAR BLUE FUCKS.

NUKE PANDORA

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>>30987699

>>30992111
What the fuck are these numbers 10k a year to snails? Ban assualt snails.

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>>30977638
We're not your personal army nigger.

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>>30977638
>commiedot

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>>30994151
This is now an SU thread

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>>30977638
>Tipfag calling somebody else a sperglord
Whew lad, that's juicy

>>30953134
>We did it Patrick!

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>>30954986

>>30977638
>all original work.
>AttackOnYourJimmies
>Peridot
why haven't we wiped him off the face of the earth yet

>>30994393
Nigga get back to /sug/.

>>30976858
Just a ride through Detroit

>>30968686
GOVERNMENT GET OUT REEEE

>>30965967
did you have a fucking stroke?

>>30953126
It is a joke you fucking retard.

>>30961041
Colonel Klink was Luftwaffe, not Gestapo.

>>30984353
triggered

>>30977638
Charge you phone shitdick.

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I actually used this joke in my literature class, nobody got it.

God fucking damnit. Last time I talk in class.

>>30965757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjWMUQgWPjc

>>30945757
Well, this threads off to a poor start.

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>>30999923
Well, it hits image limit in two dozen.
Might as well upload one of my favorites.

>>30987699

The fuck am I watching?

>>30970622
Kek, fucking slavs keep it real.

>>30987861
>>30987880
>>30987895
>>30987906
>>30987921
>>30987929
>>30987943
fuck off with this /b/ tier cancer

>>31000622
I've seen this many times, yet I still giggle like a madman.

>>31000622
>>31000781
What does it really mean for the m60 to run away?

>>31000806
I'm guessing a really worn sear or some kinda trigger issue causing it to fire continuously after the safety is flicked off.

>>30976431
>platform

Confirmed retard.

>>30949521
>Civil/Attack Helicopter
Don't misgender me shitlord they are two different things.

>>31000827
That's what I figured, just continuous firing. I'll Google it

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>>31000781
>>31000806
>>31000827
>>31000862
Yup!

>>30977172
>Food Cheaper in the US
>Gives Latin America as an example

US is United states you cunt.

Holy fuck. That's a good loop, too.

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Look guys, I totally made OC

I even put a totally original watermark to prove it is OC

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>>30990505
>>31000966
Get pranked by satan dubs

>>30990674
When he fucks a guy, he should say, "You got a Friend in me"

>>30992111
>AR-15
>Picture of an AK

>>31001139
Why don't you love me, Anon

>>30987247
why is he fighting a bunch of guys who are five foot three?

>>30982149
I second this.

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>>31002108
>7/03/16
Could've sworn this image has been around longer. Still great!

>>31002108

Holy fuck this is the most fun ive read all week
Jesus Fucking Christ

>>31000907
Oh shit
I never thought Nirvana would come out with a new music viedo

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>>30945757
How'd I do /k/?

>>31002513
Maybe you're thinking of the beekeeper who had a bear problem? That one was 10/10 as well.

>>30992111
where is pointy stick?

>>30971873
Your pasta has hurt me, deep in my soul.

>>30994064
That just sounds like someone who has no initiative is posting this.

>>30971198
>Da, we come

Lost

>>30971675
Need some context here please

>>31005200
Gersh Kuntzman, guy basically whined about how scary firing an AR-15 was, how it bruised his shoulder and gave him PTSD.

>>30978951
Doesn't even have to be toast just bread jfc

>>31005475
I've heard it used to refer to either one.

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>>30996870
i feel you anon. i actually laughed at this, and was surprised no one in your class got it. illiterate little shits.

>>30947905
I'm crying, all the keks to this man

>>30970355
A LAND BOTH FAIR AND GREAT

>>30961063
>SCAR
Sadly only own one piece of MOLLE, did used to play D&D but I was the first to have my license out of my friend group the day I turned 16
>Ruger
Fuck caliber fags. .22 is a valid round. Used in 16% of murders and preferred by serial killers over any other round. But hey, what do /k/ucks care about stats?
>Tavor
Half true. I will defend Israel. If it were up to me I'd level the middle east and give it all to them.

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>>30949200
Hahaha hory shit this is literally the white people version of menace 2 society

Does anyone got antman screencaps

His shit may be edgy hut it was funny

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>>30977493
Fucking beautiful post.

>>30993703
>>30992111

>Not 6 billion snail deaths.
Life is truly unfair, you know.

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>>31009820
You ever notice at the begininning of that movie, when theyre playing poker, Kanes dad fires 8 consecutive shots into that dudes chest from a revolver? that oversight always pisses me off

>>31010559
Shoo, shoo. Go home to reddit.

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>>31000882
>The old M60s still have a lust for Vietnam Fucking Shits

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>>31002108
>Bear defense

>>31011371
Whatever happened to ABK? Did he ever remove hunny?

>>31002809
No gas to light darts 0/10

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>>31011239
well did the guy ever actually get a confirmed kill on those ayys? i always wondered what ended up happening....

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>>30953134
Very nice.
But shouldn't it be the Wallonie legion instead of Charlemagne, since tintin is belgian ?
Also nazi tintin by hergé.

>>30977493
Adventures of Chief Marshall when