Swiss army knife thread

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not a weapon

>>30781297
Too fat to carry comfortably. Tools are too small and fragile to be of much real use.

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>>30781310
Tweezers and toothpick

>>30781310
Swiss Army knife is perfect for hiding your power level. That way you don't have to use a serious knife to open packages and shit.

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I used my grandpa's old swiss army knife to saw through a door once.
>last year
>innacity
>working nights from home
>delivery guy shows up at 1am with "lunch" for me
>step out into hallway, barefoot with only a swiss army knife in my pocket
>door clicks shut behind me
>fuck
>break one of the blades off trying to jimmy the lock
>mfw
>spend the next few hours cutting a hole in the door big enough for my hand and wrist so I can reach through and unlock it from the inside
>my hands are now red and covered in sawdust and I missed half my shift
>Landlord's Mexican maintenance minion said it looked like I used power tools to do it when it finally got fixed six months later

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>>30781502
How thin is your door

In my little experience, I think a "Rambo" like knife is better in every single way.
I've got one of the fat "everything" ones and one of the slim ones.
They are marketing jokes mostly.

>>30781310
Personally I find a Swiss Army knife handy in constructing tank models and stuff of the sort.

>>30782000
Standard American door thickness I guess? I moved out of that shithole a while ago so I can't go back and measure.

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Kind of related: what is the toughest slipjoint brand or pattern available? I always liked traditional knives, but most seem kind of frail

>>30781502
>I spent a few hours sawing at a door like an escaping convict instead of just kicking the thing in

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My three favorites

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>>30781297
> carry this
> buddy caleld me a faggot because it's the large one and not the small one. The smaller one is the "real" pocket knife because it is actually useful and easy to carry around.

Am I a faggot /k/?

>>30784223
Probably, but for reasons unrelated to the knife

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>>30781502

>>30781502
>>delivery guy shows up at 1am with "lunch" for me
Just say you blew a dude from Craigslist

>>30781310
I've been using a manager at work for years (work in a warehouse), works just fine and fits in your watch pocket.

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Like this one. Got it for 5 buckaroos and it does the job.
Its got this really nice rough surface that feels amazing.
Don't know what model it is.