K Humor thread.

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>>22641824

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well i don't have proof of goats but the iraqis definitely loved donkeys

>>22641978
Chain emails from the grandpa are not /k/ humor?

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did the /k/ube accept him?

>>22642014
>story is funny on its own
>have to randomly repaste resized text in some ugly collage format

Why?

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>>22642014
I have a feeling this is the same guy.

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I HATE CAPACHA

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fresh off the presses from a thread last night

disclaimer i did not cap this

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>>22642115
That thread was magic.
Can we get the mosin in asshole?

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>>22642152
>last night
>been two moons

Get it together

>>22642152

That happened a few days ago... not last night...

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>>22642221

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>>22642221
Wonderful.

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>>22642221

>>22642001
Since you a meathead, the marines kicked his ass and blamed it on him falling onto the concrete.

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>>22641931
Does anyone have that collage in the bottom tile?

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>>22641792

Here's the webm version of your pic OP.

Its from the Movie "Dead Heat" starring Joe Piscapo and Treat Williams if you were wondering.

You can watch it on Netflix instant if you're in the mood for a silly 80's action comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jus4GsEkSIQ

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>>22642221

I wish I was skeptical of that; but given what's happened to our government over the past 13 years it seems totally believable to me.

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>>22643366

A-yup.

>>22642214
I remember when that shit was actually posted, I lost it for days.

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>>22643366

And this.

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Can't we all just put aside our differences and hate libtards together?

>>22641792
this .gif reminds me of using the SMG in half life on the hard difficulty.

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I'm tired now. Goodnight /k/

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From last night

>>22642067
So buy a pass.

>>22642214
My sides are in orbit. Holy shit.

>>22643508
I love how, for a sudden improvised change in the scene, the sword guy's actor just goes with it.

>>22643882
Pls tell me this is a real sticker.

>>22644510
If not you can print it on sticker sheet.

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>>22643959
>G36 is for airshitting babies.
>MFW one of my friends has 3 different G36 airsoft rifles in different variants.
>Literally only has G36 airsoft guns, and an ancient 12 gauge.

>>22642221
The best part about this is that it's not the first or last time something like that happened. The most radical and involved members of these groups are almost invariably government infiltrators.

>>22641978

Omg is this literally from Augusta GA?
If so, I'm from Aiken, SC. And Tyrone lol

>>22643407
Thank you for telling me it was on netflix.

>>22642152
wait a week at least anon. Its too soon. That poor comrad just lost all his pasta...

>>22642171
Nobody wants to get banned.
And besides, I already have it... awwwww yeeaaah.

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>>22641792

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>>muh slav

>>22645810
The Zs in "Pizza" could be flipped sig runes.

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>>22645810
>Reich on Time

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Dumping

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>>22646422

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>>22646427

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>>22646431

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>>22646439

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>>22646445

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>>22646448

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>>22646451

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>>22646457

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>>22646459

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>>22646463

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>>22646473

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>>22646479

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>>22646503

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>>22646510

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>>22646513

>>22646510
whats the flag besides wales', i don't think i've seen it before

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>>22646522

>>22646526
I'm at a loss as well. Maybe the city of London? Or northern Ireland.

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>>22646528

>>22646526
northern ireland

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>>22646534

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>>22646539

>>22646544
And that's all I go for now.

>>22646544
>>22646539
>>22646534
>>22646528
>>22646522
>>22646510
>>22646496
>>22646463
>>22646457
>>22646427

>/k/ humor

>>22641944
>>22641889
>>22641914
I don't get this Carl shit

>>22642152
Good thing I got the whole thing spoiled by the big stretched text

It's like I really am on reddit

>>22644000
trips

>>22646553
>that one faggot who quotes everybody

>>22644506
They all agreed to film it that way because Ford was too sick for the sword fight scene. Wasn't improvised.

>>22642051
No, i'm not the gunpowder guy.

>>22647192
He had the shits and didn't want to go through a long sword fight scene.

They referenced it in another Indiana film.

>>22643932
I grant him a title of honorary slav.

>>22644395
That thread was a good thread.

>>22643882
>using the word libtard unironically

I wish I could shoot you a million times until there is nothing left but BLOOD AND FUCKING CONCRETE SHARDS.

>>22647258
Yes, it's a well known fact. And it was agreed before the scene, Ford just went "let's just shoot him" and the guy with the sword agreed.

>>22642214
Those are never that funny because it's so obvious that they are written by americans
It use rhetoric and arguments that only americans care about, and words like "soccer" instead of football, "liberals", "minivans" and "suburbs"..it has an american print all over it.

>>22647238
So do you have cancer yet?

>>22647098
Jesus, shut the fuck up already

>>22647378
No, i vomited that shit out drunk.
Suffered only secondary infections (i was pretty close to making a goodbye thread), but i'm good.

>>22647341
No fucking shit? I had no idea that was an american, posting on an american page, trying to act slav in an attempt to get a rise from fucking liberals.

use your brain. we already knew that.

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>>22646473

>>22641999
wuts happenin here

>>22645457
God damn that was fucking brutal

>>22646422

>"How many children have to die before you support gun control?"
>"All of them"
>????????
>"When all our children are dead, we shall give up our guns, for we will have nothing left to defend".

>>22646553
>/k/-No fun allowed

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>>22647492

>>22645457
moar of these bitte

>>22644051
>Feinstein
Oy vey! that's antisemitic!

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>>22647574
>yfw this is a real rifle.

>>22647712
That looks like cardboard. But i don't know, it might be real

>>22641862
is that a famas?

>>22647775
you can't be le serious...

>>22647726
it's real.

>>22647726
Anzio Ironworks mag fed 20mm. They make these a few miles from my house.

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Remember that one time we were in the gundam tournament

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>>22649644
Fuckin' brutal.

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>>22645810
I think more could have been done with tthat.

>>22649644
Burning fuel?

>>22642221
.... dude do you even read
its a plot for a book
The Man Who Was Thursday

>>22643790
Holy fuck I'd pay to see that.

>>22647775
fuck you yochem!

>>22642045
lulz somebody reposted my OC, I have been smiled upon by the Cube! (yes you can shoulder the Mosin and fire all of them)

>>22649644

Burning tanks make me sad.

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anyone has the story to pic related ?

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Trying hard to get banned from all their FB pages by posting shit like this but there are a LOT of them

>>22644026
does it say x39 on the tin, or do my eyes deceive me?

>>22645457

which caliber ?

>>22641978
I lol'd

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>>22650764
>>22650721
>>22650617
Yes.

>>22647317

I heard he was pissed about it because it took weeks of practice to get the sword handling right, but I can't find a source on that.

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STOP TEMPTING ME

>>22649644
This is when you FIX BAYONETS!

>>22649644
gonorrhea?

>>22650544
>>22650587
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>>22650810

More like this, my sister in law is a huge supporter, and I want to post on her fb.

>>22648853
>they stunned it with one blow
I'm impressed

>>22647076
Shut up Carl

>>22650727
god damn it mein sides

>>22651236
I looked up the video, apparently they ran it over once while Sink Guy held it in place, and then it gets to the part in the webm.

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>>22650307
>>22644000

>>22650544
It only hurts if you do it wrong...

>>22650785
http://www.barnesbullets.com/products/components/rifle/varmint-grenade/

>>22641999
No, trust me. They love the goats.

>>22651819
They'll fuck anything except the women there.

>>22650864
Can one simultaneously laugh and fast?

>>22651950
*fap

>>22647550
Well said.

>>22647276
> implying he's standing on concrete and not on a dirt road or hay covered barn floor

>>22644821
Shit, those deer look like they're wearing red coats

>>22646522
This made me laugh so much harder than it should have.

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>>22645457

That sucked - the fukers are pretty static just aim for the head. No need to make them suffers - that's reserved for kebabs.

>>22652694
There didn't really look to be enough left to actually feel that much

>>22646544
i laughed harder than i should have

>>22647238
drink vodka and eat gunpowder you are THE STRIELOK you can do anything...just make sure it's 54R powder though after all you are an honorary slav

>>22647467
2 iraqis bangin a donkey... yeah they spit roasted it

>>22651819
never said they didn't just that i don't have video proof of it

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>>22652742

Expresion in second frame suggest otherwise also the nerve cells need 7+ mins to die. The only humane way to kill is a bullet to the brain,

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>>22652795
Eating gunpowder is painful way to die in just a few hours after ingestion.

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>tactical ladle/10

>>22652795
I was born a slav, so fuck off.

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>>22641833
>>22641944
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>>22652999
Check your dubs shitlords

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>>22652925
kay

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>>22653207
>shitlords

>>22651753
I think that guy IS a kebab actually.

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>>22653618

I've never wanted to be an operator so hard

>>22641792
where is this from?

>>22653806
Clearly you do not spend enough time getting to know your enemy...

>>22653823
Whatever you do, you'll never operate as hard as this goat.

>>22653207
>dubs
including trips

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>>22653618
i raise my glass to goat eod may we drink together in valhalla

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>>22653897

>>22653207
No one gives a shit retard. Go home.
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/

>>22650749
It says 54, but when not zoomed in I can easily see it looking like 39.

>>22653207
some of those are trips

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>>22643959
>turquoise and babyshit yellow

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Dumping what little I have

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>>22654792
Part 2

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>>22654908
Don't know how that ended up in my /k/ folder. Oh well.

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>>22655021
And that's all I got

>>22644510
http://www.amazon.com/Coexist-Gun-Decal-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B00G8S07FQ

>>22647775
its a P90 you fucking retard

>>22654908
my fucking sides

>>22654935
Every time

>>22647258

In the other film, he's presented with another badass enemy. He grins towards the camera and reaches for his revolver, which had previously been lost.

Was it Last Crusade?

"What's that?"
"The Ark of the Covenant."
"Are you sure?"
"Pretty sure..."

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>>22655722
Temple of Doom.

>>22647791
You must be new

>>22650764
White trash/10

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OC coming at ya

Requesting the gif of Asian teacher and him saying, "it's ok, only 9mm"

>>22648420
Naww that's airshit. You can tell by the metal bb's all over the place.

>>22643959
>a living conduit
>neither living nor dead

>>22656333
They could have at least trimmed the extra area from the mold on the bottom.

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>>22658514

>>22648853
>"KLONCK"
My sides

>>22658514
>>22661019
>Congratulations on proving that edge to edge strikes are a great way to destroy any blade
>>22661116
>cheap budk sword-like object

>>22661373
butthurt weeaboo detected.
Why do you have to idolize worstculture?

>>22649856
Ammo propellant is burning.
It's the main hazard in modern tanks.

>>22643848
so the bad kids get to shoot the good ones and take that sweet chocolaty goodness?

>>22661373
>edge to edge strikes are a great way to destroy any blade

Except for the long sword, which didn't have its entire structure fail.

>muh glorious nipponese folded 1,000 times that can chop through other swords steel

Mall ninja detected.

>>22662966
Except the blade is specifically forged to be able to take a edge to edge strike.

Kendo, and other nip n katana sword styles teach to deflect attacks, or to glance them, not to fucking take them full on. They were meant to slash, and create lethal wounds in one cut, in unarmored and lightly armored individuals, and they did a fantastic job of this.

Long swords were meant to hack, and that's it. Stabbing was also generally used in fighting, but the vast majority of long swords weren't built to be able to hack and stab, because it would fuck with the durability of your sword, and would cause it to warp in the forging process because of the fucktarded dimensions needed to be able to pierce plate armor.

>>22662825
>>22662966
>calls making an observation about any sword being used that way, including how "muh super longsword" was notched pretty fucking deep
>Hurr weeaboo

>>22655001
That was funny

>>22656010
>implying you wouldnt fuck her brains out

>>22656010
trashy white girls are my fetish

>>22660234
>airsoft
what do you expect?

>>22653207
>>22653956
>>22654164

Do people really care about this? Like, seriously. I didn't know it was so important.

>>22661019
not an edit or anything

>>22663261
The longsword was notched. However, the fuck nip blade was rendered useless

>>22665220
OK? You're never supposed to clash edge to edge at all if you can help it, nobody's saying it's a superior blade here, just that that particular test is fucking stupid and an inappropriate way to determine quality.

>>22647791
>dont even joke about that faggot ass reddit shit boy

>>22643959
The PSL one is top kek

>>22661373
HAAAHAHA do i smell angry weeaboo?!?
>me thinks yes

>>22642221
narc school a school full of narcs

>>22645810
>>22645849
>>22645873
>>22649743
I got you guys.
There's another humor thread that's still kicking. Find the goods there.

>>22666763
link for the lazy?

>>22666815
Here:
>>22666779

>>22666815
and here:
>>22666810

>>22666849
>>22666865
Thanks /k/omrade

>>22655399
> it's a p90 you fucking retard
> p90

What the fuck did you just say?

>>22667557
I know. It's clearly a Tavor.

>>22654922
First time I ever saw myself in a screencap. That was a good thread.

Does anyone have the willis m/k/illis /pol/ vs /k/ comparison?

>>22642151
>lolmateba

>>22642864
Did you ever read Call of Cthulhu? All you need is to drive a boat into the useless bitch and his ass goes back to sleep.

>>22654138
Willis didn't want us to know...

>>22665054
but why airsoft?!
why not paintball?

i will never understand why anyone would prefer airsoft. ;_;

>>22673770
It's because they can pretend to be tacticool and operator. It makes more sense in Japan where almost nobody has guns.

>>22644247
>Extracts on a little bird

top kek

>>22661116
>Duck Dynasty

Get the fuck out you fucking fudd piece of shit

does anyone have that arma gif where the guy flies away on a drone?

>>22641792
Q: "What's yellow and mows the lawn?"
A: "He's my Redguard ill paint him whatever color I like"