What's the point of making the Touhous sexy?

I don't know but I really love it

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I want to rape the clown

creampiece

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why does Hirasaka draw her so lewd?

>>17138908
It's not Hirasaka's fault that the 2hus have such lewd bodies. He's simply depicting them as accurately as possible, wide hips and all.

>>17138908
I didn't know that Clownpiece was pregnant.

Touhous are meant for lewd, anon.

>>17141480

I'm so sorry.

>>17137699
So that you masturbate to them.

Every time you masturbate to a touhou you lose 2 minutes of your life.

>>17141725
>Every time you masturbate to a touhou you lose 2 minutes of your life.
good

>>17141725
>Every time you masturbate to a touhou you lose 2 minutes of your life.

Does this mean you can masturbate yourself into Gensokyo?

>>17141741
Yes but it will take a long time

>>17141741
i wanna go to Gensokyo

>>17141741
Yes, but the Yama will judge you for it before deciding whether or not you can enter Gensokyo.

>>17137699
So you can masturbate to the 2hu. By masturbating to the 2hu, and drawing porn of the character, you are building a psycological bond between you and the 2hu allowing you to better emulate the dream of living in Gensokyo.

>>17141842
Will she judge me sexually?

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>>17142571

>>17142627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMTu86K-IhI

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>>17137699
I like Miss Hieda sexualized pics.

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>>17142571
For excessive masturbation and lewdness of Touhous you will be forbidden to engage in any lewd activities with 2hus for eternity.

>>17142765
Don't lewd Kosuzu's girlfriend

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>>17137699
To please my dick and my DEEP DARK FANTASY of fairy onaholes.

Creampiece would have to respawn after I finish with her.

>>17142627
Holy shit

>>17142690
Holy shit

>>17143081
>>17143087
Holy shit

>>17143081
>>17143087
>>17143194
Holy shit

>>17142785
Try and stop me, midget!

>>17143565
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I want to catch Clownpiece starting fires under my house and rape the piss out of her.

>>17141741
beats the fuck outta killing a kitten

Yukari knows that the orgasms of autists can help keep Gensokyo around for longer. She makes sure that there's a lot of lewd 2hu content produced all of the time.

>>17141725
>Every time you masturbate to a touhou you lose 2 minutes of your life.
Is that 2 minutes in addition to the 2 it takes me to finish, or are they the same 2 minutes?

>>17144902
cats are murderous maniacs that decimate local ecosystems for fun though

>>17137699
So that dumbfucks go there and get killed.
Don't be a dumbfuck, enlist now in the Youkai Extermination Squads!

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>>17142785

oh no, this changes everything

The h-doujins are a gateway drug.

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>>17137699
>>17138863
>>17138897
>>17138908
I want a Piece of that Clown

>>17142765
She doesn't have much time left.
She needs to be impregnated

are there any good clownpiece doujins? I'm afraid to look through touhou on sadpanda and nhentai for what I may find

>>17157883
there's like 3.
beware of the old man one and the tentacle one

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>>17137699
I want to beat up that clown.

>>17158138
Give that faceless man a medal for he's doing God's work

>>17158138
Stop hurting Clownpiece! She did nothing wrong!

>>17160008
She's just gonna respawn, stop freaking out

>>17160008
It exist, that's more than enough of an offense.

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>>17137699
Fuck the Clown.

Masturbate once a day (average) for 10 years (assuming you started at age 15 and you're 25 now) and you lose 4.6 days of life.

Whenever you sexualize the 2hus, especially the loli 2hus, baby Jesus cries.

>>17160278
>note: he cries because you are not on a holy crusade aimed at their complete and utter extermination, destruction of any and all historical record regarding them, burning down their nests and spreading the word and glory of God among the heathens

>>17160272
More like 52.

>>17160272
At this point I'm pretty sure I've lost several months of life just by fapping.

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>>17137699
Where are Hecatia's other Lampades?

>>17141725
>2 minutes

>>17164669
>>2 minutes
>not 10
Lets multiply it a hundred fold, that way, we can get to Gensokyo a lot faster!

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>>17137699
>What's the point of making the Touhous sexy?
The most elementary answer:

SEX SELLS

>>17145006
the same two minutes, that's the joke. Also that you are a premature ejaculator.

>>17171241
>Also that you are a premature ejaculator.
It takes you 2 minutes to get an erection?

>>17170871
BUT WHO IS BUYING?

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>>17138897
I want to have a loving, consentual mating session with Clownpiece.

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>>17170871
What does ice cold fairy pussy feel like?

>>17172591
How would a fairy know what sex is?

>>17172612
They are embodiments of nature right? Doesn't reproduction come under nature?

>>17172607
like death.

Clownie a cutie.

I want to find out who started this "do not lewd" trend, then go back in time and bully him lewdly until he dies

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>>17172631
So what you're telling me is, there's a fairy out there who's a personification of natural reproduction?

>>17173269
nochenpls

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>>17172591
It won't be consensual. And the one not consenting would be you.

>>17173269
Yes, there's a fairy of binary fission, one of parthenogenesis, and one of androdioecy

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>>17173462
Ooohhhhh. When im done with you, ill lock you in a cellar for 500 years, then we'll see who's mad after that you damn hellspawn.

>>17141725
well hey, if i keep jerking off fast enough, i'll get younger

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Whenever you are in a hard situation and do not know how to get out, remember this most important rule:
Don't lewd the 2hus

>>17178826
>Don't lewd the 2hus
W-why? Does something bad happen? I-I hope not!

>>17141725
At this I've already travelled 29 years into the past

>>17138897
>>17138908
Why is this allowes?

>>17178826
>>>/lgbt/

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>>17181196
This doesnt.. Make too much sense at all anon.. What are you trying to say?

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>>17173495
More like androidiocy, LOL

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>>17137699
>making
2hus were built from the ground up for sexual

>example
this lewd shrine maiden

>>17183227
But Suika is a pure, drunken maiden. She doesn't care about anything but alcohol.

What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Clownpiece are horrible.
I would never suggest removing Clownpiece's clothes and licking her body all over, nibbling
her neck and kissing her adorable nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute
girlish mouth wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva pumping in and out of her mouth
until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea ofthick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her chest, her hands scooping
it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're a sick pervert,
thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pussy, and thrusting
in deep as a whimper escapes her lips, while her body shudders from having her being entered in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath,
her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your
face and her chest, shiny with a sheen offresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her body while you violate her, feeling her nipples
hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin,
sweat and cum while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out
softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as
an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her pussy for the first time. And as you lie
atop her flushed body, she cries breathlessly, "You freakin' came inside of me", then her fingers dig into your
back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.
You're a freak. Clownpiece is too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil.

>>17188825
>evil
Mad.
Also, take into account she can drive people mad.
She only has herself to blame., but she may pull a "yeah, but it was YOUR choice! You can't blame me for your actions!".

>>17141725
only 2 minutes?

>>17158138
Y u wan 2 hurt freedom

>>17213310
That ain't freedom. Freedom is a pure thing that all men are born with. That thing is a godless abomination that makes a mockery of that holy ideal.

>>17214201
Actually Clownpiece is my twin sister, so I was in fact born with her. I think it's you that lacks freedom, comrade.

>>17218837
>comrade
saving kuranpiss from page 10

>>17214201
You don't know shit about freedom you dumb faggot.

>>17224918
don't make me report you to the comissar. clownpiece is a good fairy

>>17181553
that you are a gay of course

>>17137699
So that you can enjoy characters with even shitty designs

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I want to slap Clownpiece and call her a slut!

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>>17238976
Better start hiding anon. Her mom's not gonna be happy.

>>17239008
I'll slap her mom and call her a slut too

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Jacking off to touhou can help a person become more releaxed and less stressed out.

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>>17239066
yamete..!

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>>17239066
what the hell is going on here.

>>17247323
>>17239066
>>17239008
>>17238976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WP8I0T9xnk

>>17137699
You ask why? I ask; why not.

>>17259710
>I ask; why not.
the semicolon isn't needed here.

>>17259777
Actually, what that post is doing is asking if the backlinked post asks "why," then stating that he himself does ask, though not specifically what is being asked. It seems to be implied that he is also asking why though, as in "You do that? I do." Strangely enough, after that he commands the previous poster to "why not" or to not ask why, even after admitting to asking why himself. Perhaps he is recommending from personal experience to avoid asking why, as he has asked why in the past and does not find it to be a productive enterprise.

>>17260748
Oh, okay.