Kantai Collection -KanColle-

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I want to be a cute shipgirl and serve my admiral well.

I want to marry Warspite!

>>16878260
>using the shittiest BB in the game for the OP
>not putting in the news about the 1:1 Zuiun scale model

>>16878332
Wasn't the 1:1 Zuiuin an April Fool's joke?

This event is going to be my second event ever, pretty excited.

Should I be stockpiling resources and shit still even if I'm only planning on doing easy, or is soft cap enough?

I feel like I need to level a lot of my ships up in order to get anywhere, cuz I'm a shitter who couldn't clear the last map last event.

>>16878345
No, it was even confirmed in the Comptiq interview. https://pastebin.com/Dr2Rz5dx

>I: Woah! What's this!?
>T: This is the test frame for prototyping our plan for a 1/1 scale Zuiun...
>I: It's huge! It's so big and realistic! A test frame... wait, did you say 1/1!?
>T: We're making a 1/1 scale, life-sized Zuiun.
>I: No way!
>T: It's real, of course!

>>16878346
Equipment and ships are more important. There's no point in a large pool of resources if your ships are shit, so you should be focusing on strengthening your fleet. Since you're still new there's nothing wrong with doing kusomode, so soft cap is enough.

>>16878345
Sure, just a joke howaito piggu. Like the 1:1 I-401 wwwwww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf6Aj3PjOIo

>>16878357
Please don't link garbage.

>>16878357
Wait, is this for real?

>>16878345
The fact that it was announced around the time as if a joke was the joke, I guess? The Japanese do have that weird thing where there are aspects of an opposite/liar's day over a straight-forward pranks day.

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>>16878362

Yes, it's real.

>>16878357
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country
Shit. I really wanted to listen to crappy dubbing.

>>16878357
>Fubu-key

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>>16878357
I want to puke. Why is English dubbing always so awful?

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>>16878370

use one of those youtube downloader websites.

>>16878386
Why does Spiderman look so old?

>>16878386
I was being ironic. Guess this time is impossible to tell from context.

Anyways, thanks for the tip.

>>16878386
What comic did this come from?

>>16878412
Since he's named Peter and the girl has red hair and red lipstick I always assumed it was Mary Jane and Peter from one of the Spider-Man incarnations.

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Has the Suzuya K2 mania died down yet?

>>16878435
What was there to go on about, Suzuya somehow getting to be a bigger slut?

来週【四月最終週】発売の「週刊ファミ通」さんで、「艦これ」四周年をお祝いする記念総力特集を展開していただけるとのこと！同号表紙は、特型駆逐艦四隻の描き下ろしが目印です！「艦これ」四周年記念特集の【ファミ通】、書店さんなどで見かけたら、どうぞよろしくお願い致します！

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How much convincing does Unryuu need to do to get her admiral to fuck her?

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>>16878482
Not much at all.

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>>16878510
What if she sends a really cute selfie anyway?

>>16878477
Is Yoshinori going to draw the cover yet again?

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>>16878518
I gladly accept them.

>>16878520
>特型駆逐艦四隻
Sadly no, it's going to be Shitbafu.

>>16878538
Can't wait.

Oh those faggots, Weekly Famitsu is available on BW but not EBJ so I can't rip it.

>>16878435
Suzuya is going to outslut Kashima on C92. Screencap this.

>>16878542
>looking forward to Shitbafu art

>>16878551
It's either good and a pleasant surprise, as unlikely as that is, or it's bad and it pisses of shibafu haters which is good for a laugh. It's all good.

>>16878551
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

>>16878585
Going by the post above, he wasn't being sarcastic he just wants shitposting.

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>>16878548
>implying Kashima ever outslutted her in the first place

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The cutest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpbysINBp6A

>>16878604
What the fuck is that stupid bitch Yamato even trying to do? Is she retarded?

>>16878604
Remember when people thought the CG might not be such a bad idea and that maybe it could actually be a good series? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABZN292gvRo

I miss those naive times.

>>16878600
It's a contest?

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>>16878604
>Dyson-chan looks so awesome
>barely gets two seconds in the entire movie

>>16878611
Everyone thought Kadokawa was going to dump a shit ton of money into the anime but instead probably did the exact opposite. I'm still assblasted over it.

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>>16878619
Enjoy more Fubuki.

>>16878607
>jumping with the heaviest rigging in the game
Yes.

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>>16878626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-WE85ExIU
Even 2 months before it aired, prospects looked good. The first PV showed very little but the 2nd one actually made it look promising. Like they actually invested in this shit.

>>16878619
>>16878639
You know you fucked up when the most memorable and universally liked part of the movie was the short yasen Mikawa Fleet portion which was already in the movie PVs.

>>16878607
Protecting Fubuki so she can jump in that portal with evil Fubuki and save everyone, something like that.

>>16878604
Kawaii hime.

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>>16878657
>Mikawa Fleet is still unpopular
But it's okay, I still like Choukai.

>>16878346
I'm waiting for Iowa to appear.

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Will Kemono Friends succeed where Granblue Fantasy and Fate/Grand Order failed?

>>16878604
Did Yamato just jump on the water with her rigging?

>>16878346

At least stockpile some fuel beyond the soft cap. You will be hemorrhaging the thing all event.

>>16878648
>>16878706
>Nagato can CQC with her rigging no problem
>Shitty hotel can't even jump that high even to do a proper wave barrier
And this bitch is supposed to be strong?

>>16878705
Nobody is killing anybody, it merely found a new audience just like KanColle did. Granblue and Fate already had their base.

>>16878715
>doing CQC with cannon-fodder DDs
>strong

>>16878731
It's not what she was fighting, it's the fact that she had no problem moving and doing CQC even with her rigging. She was strong enough to move smoothly, meanwhile the shitty hotel looked like she actually had to try to be able to jump that high. Her strength should be proportional to her rigging and size, but apparently she's just a weak useless ojou.

>>16878731
As opposed to not being able to do it?

>>16878734
It's not her fault. The higher-ups apparently never allowed her to gain experience.

>>16878734
Yes anon, ships are usually better at moving than jumping.

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>>16878739
Musashi looks like she'd be able to do it, though despite having as much battle experience. Yamato doesn't try hard enough, she should be threatened with scrapping so she'll get off her lazy ass.

>>16878753
You are supposed to jump over torpedoes and mines, scrub.

>>16878755
Musashi supposedly trained constantly in real life. It is said her crew was first rate compared to hotel's. Meanwhile all Yamato was good for was getting Yamamoto fat. Apparently her crew slacked off a lot during training until 1944.

>>16878357
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
Fuck you too, funimation.

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>>16878715
>comparing Yamato to Nagato when both ships had equally pathetic wartime careers IRL

Is KanColle dying? I don't see nearly as much talk or fan art about it compared to a year or two ago.

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>>16878786
Why was there such a difference?

>>16878829
No, Kancolle is sinking.

>>16878823
Considering how Iowa is taller than the Hotel, Nagato would need to be standing on a stool to actually do that.

>>16878829
KanColle died in 2014.

>>16878657
I remember people already being confused by that final shot in the preview where Fubuki salutes the camera and joking that the admiral would be a literal self insert. I wish we could go back to those innocent days.

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>>16878705
I'm rather disappointed people would rather support P2W and the bastardization of a franchise just to see KanColle die and disgusted as they are trying to do the same with Kemono Friends, for whatever reason they may have which I still find baffling as to why.

>>16878855
That animal girl reminds me of Hatsuzuki.

>>16878880
That animal girl is practically Hatsuzuki.

>>16878705
One nail drives out another? Nah, I don't think so.

>>16878899
I always wondered why Littorio has her breasts hanging out while Roma covers up with that shoulder thing.

>>16878978
Because Roma isn't a whore.

A devastating air attack.
The Rising Sun symbol was seen on the enemy's wings.

>>16879008
Big size Akatsuki > Dolphin > Elephant DD

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>>16879014
Where did Bismarck get the "Big Akatsuki" moniker anyway?

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>>16879008
Not a lady.

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I want us all to cosplay as ships and have a cute boy orgy.

>>16879027
Ladies are terrible anyways, she should strive to be something else.

Who is the kindest ship?

>>16879048
Yuugumo.

>>16878986
>>16878978
Because Roma is shit.

>>16879048
That's a hard question.

>>16878849
What makes you say that?

I wish I had multiple dicks, so I could fuck multiple ships at the same time.

>>16879048
Haruna, because she's daijobuest

>>16879048
Chitose's idle line always stood out to me as one of the nicest around. It's almost enough to wish that I actually used her.

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>>16878600
Why is Suzuya so thirsty?

>>16879397
Because she pukes her guts out from looking at abyssals every sortie.

>>16879547
How does post post irony work? I can see how post irony work but only as far.

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Cute.

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Now that the dust has settled, why is she such a fucking slut?

>>16879566
The Katori-class wears a fetish uniform and Kashima is canonically a working girl, it couldn't have ended up any other way.

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What relationship can be drawn between KanColle and Pokemon?
For example, what kind of Pokemon would Kongou like?
I'm thinking, Venusaur.

>>16879564
There are still many great KanColle communities on the internet, some of which work as general threads in the same format as this one.

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>>16879576
They're both autistic collecting games.

>>16879576
lots of porn

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Should I get a cosplay of Graf?

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>>16879569
>Kashima is canonically a working girl
You mean, like, she worked at a convenience store? Kaga did too. So? Is "working girl" some kind of euphemism?

>>16879764
>Gaka

>>16879764
There are three types of people working at convenience stores.

Poor male university students, mothers, old people.

Kashima and Kaga are neither of those.
Also, skirts are not allowed in the dresscode of Lawson.

I see a lot of people with very high level flagship, everything else is level 1.
What are they trying to do?

>>16879888
Be considerate enought to give you better PvP xp.

>>16879888

1-1 sparkling.

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>>16878657
>those hips
Maya and Choukai is the sexiest CA in the series.

>>16879794
So they're just mascots instead of actual clerks?

>>16880104
Most likely, yeah.
I worked in a Lawson myself during my overseas semester as a reserve worker for the night shift.
I worked with many japanese people together, but not once it was a girl under 30.
Not once.
And everybody was wearing pants and breathing masks.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2695327

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>>16879888
They are training dupes or trying to fuck you up.

>>16880143
He said very high level flagship.

>>16880183
oh

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Don't keep her waiting.

>>16880247
Why do so many people care if everyone knows the movie is no better than the series (rather bad)?

>>16880247
>Indonesia and Philippines
Are they going to sink ships in celebration again?

>>16880265
I don't think the Flips will, so maybe only the Indons.

>>16880265
I thought only netto-ukyou Nips did that.

>>16880277
Those cunts do it in some self-wanking protest.
The Indos just do it for 5 seconds of fame or some unbeknownst retarded reason.

>>16880324
They do it for 2k DMM points.

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This is your maid for tonight.

>>16880336
Man, good thing I go to bed at 9.

http://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/klaepu94otqjq78a

>>16880336
A walking piece of bad luck as a maid? No thanks.

>>16880476
>wasting food
What a dumb bitch

>>16880494
And now this maid >>16880336
has to clean up this shitter's mess >>16880476

>>16880476
>again
But Akebono was never great.

>>16880502
>Being this mean to your fellow flat chested carriers.
But I see he has no problem making his Ryuujou being friends with Sara.

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>>16880552
>threatened to file down Sara's breasts
>friends

>>16880509
Only because her personality is shitty.

Hopefully K2 will change that should she be given one.

>>16880574
Given how she's already got updated Kai art, a K2 is unlikely.

>>16880581
Ryuujou.

>>16880583
Ryuujou had that Kai art from the start.

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>>16880559
Yes, friends.

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>friends

>>16880614
>getting sunk by a flying button

RJ is not that weak!

>>16879569
What the hell is a fetish uniform?

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>>16880654
A uniform that makes you hard.

>>16880574
I hope your waifu gets her personality changed to shit once she gets her next remodel.
Akebono is great as she is.

>>16878357
If Yuudachi doesnt go Poi, who wants to riot with me?

>>16880706
Good thing I don't have a waifu!

https://exhentai.org/g/1021865/1bae2f7b3e/

Is there a limit to how many ships you can marry?

>>16880808
330 at the same time. You need to scrap/sink some to keep marrying more.

>>16880808
4

Soon my Shimakaze cosplay will arive~

>>16880808
The only limit is your wallet.

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You may only choose one.

>>16880856
Teru. Next question

>>16880856
I take the one I have a figure from.

>>16880856
The one with the best ass.

>>16880856
Why does Teru want me to touch her directors?

>>16880856
Can't wait for the others.

https://exhentai.org/g/1052916/a6949739f0/

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Something's wrong with this crane.

>>16881149
She sucked too many dicks, you should sink the whore.

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>>16881160

>>16879697
Yes, Frogweeb.

>>16881185
Fuck off with the reddit trash.

>>16881149
Looks pretty cute now.

>>16881225
>enemies of humanity
>cute

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>>16880856
I choose Hatsuduki.

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Can I please have a translation?

>>16881229
Pick both. They are the cutest enemies around.

>>16881257
Click to buy

>>16881257
The right option will use a furniture fairy to make the furniture cheaper, as you don't have enough coins to by for the regular price.

>>16881266
Cheers!

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Left or right?

I'm one of those who don't like the thread being super slow, but the picture spam is getting obnoxious.

>>16881262
>>16881376
Why are you reposting old images?

>>16881373
Along with the same stupid questions.

If you could be a boat for the rest of your life, which boat would you be?

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How can you dislike perfection?

>>16881472
Obnoxious fans.

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>>16881472
>Laga
>perfection
Not even close.

>>16881491
How can Caga even compete?

>>16881472
There is nothing perfect about Kaga.

https://exhentai.org/g/1052920/0557c237e8/

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I just got an exclusive preview of the next event's final boss.

>>16881592
Fuck off and stop reposting garbage.

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Only a few ships are worth the time of my wooden log. I want to fornicate such ships so hardly. I could spend the rest of my life doing nothing but fucking shipgirls with my endless ship-enticed testosterone.

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How many shipgirls would still choose to use their ring if they knew that it would slowly kill their admiral by consuming his energy to give them more power?

>>16881601
Why are you posting a picture of lesbians then?

>>16881603
I don't care if I have to die if I am to make my shipfu happy.
Our love transcends life and death.

>>16881606
Even if that means for every time they sortie it takes a week off your lifespan?

>>16881592
But that's a reward.

Im a little short on bauxite for the up coming event.
What are some good expeditions to run?

>>16881603
They're all bitches who know they'll receive everything you own after becoming widows.

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Battleships are for fucking, that much is true. They are super hot and make dicks turn into monuments of bronze.
However, if you want a loving and fulfilling relationship, with wonderful moments in joy, happiness, intimacy and excitement, then you're thinking of destroyers.

>>16881624
>Shitbuki
>for anything but scrapping

>>16881611
I don't care. I could exist for all eternity in endless suffering if that means making my waifu happy. I love her that much.

>>16881624
You're still wrong, what you described only fits for cruisers. DDs don't know anything about that.

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>Fubuki

>>16881622
6 all day, every day

>>16881628
It's not about pain, it's having to choose shortening your life and therefor how much time to be with them for the sake of giving them the energy to face an increasingly overwhelming enemy.

We already had this discussion many times and there are too many Shitgurefaggers which makes the voting process unbalanced and unfair.

>>16881601
Why is Mamiya wearing a uniform?

>>16881643
>>16881611
>>16881603
I want a story about a shipgirl that chooses to get married not only because she secretly has romantic feelings for her admiral but also to use her ring's energy boost to deliver the knockout blow to finish the war only to find out that the cost of her victory was that the person she loved and wanted to protect only had two weeks to live because of it and wasn't ever told that her victory was bought with the life of the person she loved the most.

fairies > boats

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>>16881612
>implying Tanaka would allow us to use cute Abyssals or useful jets

>>16881646
>Shitgurefaggers
A mythical creature, just like Bigfoot or Twilight fans.

Shigurefriends are the best posters, unfortunately its hating base is too vocal.

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This boat is unloved and unknown, you could remove it from the game and nobody would notice

>>16881682
>A mythical creature, just like Bigfoot or Twilight fans.

What is samidarefag.

>>16881689
Wakaba.

>>16881689
Aquila

>>16881691
Samidare isn't a Shigure.

>>16881689
Maya

>>16881692
>>16881695
>>16881698
I seriously have no clue who you guys are talking about
this is scary

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>>16881698
>Maya
>unloved and unknown

>>16881698
>Maya
Too kisama for me.

>>16881706
Isn't Nachi the most kisama around?

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The best ship ressembles the best idol.
Do you that is merely a coincidence?

>>16881723
Maya is shit, mate. Choukai is infinitely superior.

>>16881723
Not the best.

>>16881723
>ressembles the best idol
Maybe if she grew out her hair and removed the heterochromia, she'd actually look like Rin.

>>16881746
>Rin
Just out of curiosity, what is your favorite shipgirl?

>>16881723
>Kaede
>best idol
She's not even the best CG and all CG idols are pure garbage anyways so it wouldn't be much of an accomplishment. Everyone knows Chihaya-chan is the best idol.

>>16881752
Warspite.

>>16881761
Sasuga Rinfags, their taste is always the worst of the worst.

Rinfags ruined this general as well.
Who would have guessed.

Are you enjoying this thread?
I have been enjoying it because it's fun shitposting.

>>16881761
I hope none of you actually believed this terrible bait.

>>16881770
All I want to talk about is how nice it would be to be a shipgirl.

>>16881781
It makes enough sense to be believeable.

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>>16881781
>someone claims to like a ship I don't like
>they must be lying!

>>16881770
its shit, delet this. Silence is better.

>>16881792
This.
Having KC threads outside of events is pointless.

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>>16881794

>>16881784
What ship do you wish to be?
I wish to be Yamashiro, I think I would make a good Yamashiro.
If we were both ships we could cuddle, kiss and do other things.

>>16881746
What is bad about heterochromia?
I went to a hospital sometime ago and one of the doctors had it. Man it looked cool, i almost stared at her face for a bit.

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Let's do our best today as well.

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>>16881810
I would like to be one of the German ones.
Mainly because I speak German and I'm blonde myself, so I don't have to get used to a new hair color.

>>16881815
He's just a shitposter dude.

>16:00:04
>Kasumi instead of Ooyodo

>>16881826
Yodo had to be retired because she kept missing days and not just fucking up the time.

>>16881826
Kasumi is miles cuter than Ooyodo.

>>16881831
>little brat
>cute

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>>16881827
I have never heard that name before.

I'm just somebody new, haven't been arround long.

>>16881844
>four eyed freak.
>cute.

>>16881849
>SEAmonkey art

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>>16881863
Old enough to legally post here.
I don't think that's possible. We're probably living too far away from each other.

>>16881867
Who are you quoting?
Also, if anything I would attack it for the "sample" part.

>>16881831
>monkey
>cute

>>16881884
>Old enough to legally post here.
What kind of horrible dystopia do you live in?

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>>16881884
You're too nice for your own good.
If you're on hormones you can cosplay as a "bigger" ship, otherwise you'll be restricted to flatness.

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>>16881897
Guten Tag!

>>16881907
Hormones are a big nono.
And crossplay as a bigger ship is possible, pads exists for a reason.

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Why didn't this doujin become more well-known? You'd think a story that ends with the admiral getting his eyes gouged out would become as notorious as the Shoucucku or Uzuki x light bulb doujins.

Should I feed my hard-earned blueprint to Tone, Chikuma, Slutzuya or wait for Kumano? I don't particularly like any of them

>>16881937
Because it didn't involve a well known lesbian who doesn't overreact to a simple push towards her beloved Kitakami-san.

Fuck you for posting that doujin though. Fatgano should have been scrapped on site after that.

>>16881937
Because its retarded
>Agano
>yandere
You couldn't pick a worse girl to inject that shitty fetish on to.

>>16881939
Tone and Chikuma give you an additional good CAV. The two others will just get better, but who knows if you'll need more rather than better CAVs.

>>16881937
>a doujin that reminds us about the things we hate about real life females
?????????????

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>>16881953
Japan loves the "good girl who turns out to be psycho" trope.

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>>16881954
I said I want to be a boat, not the plot of a trap doujin drawn by Gujira.

>>16881831
Kasumi is bs, worst than akebono.

https://exhentai.org/g/1046653/292aa14d50/

>>16881937
It was the bad kind of edgy

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>>16882023
And raping an elementary-school aged girl with a light bulb and forcing her to engage in bestiality isn't?

>>16882028
It was dark humor.

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I will post this occasionally until you like her.

>>16882079
Stop posting shit from reddit here.

>>16882079
You need a better analysis than this cheap shit to try and change outside attitude.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2696077

>>16882028
That was pretty entertaining too see though.

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>>16882103
>too

>>16882028
Comedy gold, way better than the other one by a mile.

>>16882148
<Living> her dream.

>>16882155
No shipgirl wants to become an abyssal.

>>16882161

She died to get her dream, anon.
Would you die for your dream?

https://exhentai.org/g/1052953/6dfb356905/

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>>16882166
Yes.

>>16882161
Doubt it judging by how many of them are so eager to sink by enemy fire.

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>>16882194

>>16882204
Play the game.

>>16882161
She looks cute so it was worth it.

>>16882079
Shittiest one so far.

https://exhentai.org/g/856460/a9c60b3f83/

For expedition 39, Taigei doesn't have to be the flagship right?

>>16882271
no it doesn't

>>16882237
>Hetero Ooichi
What's this madness?

>>16882333
Marry her, pleb.

>>16882340
Nah, I don't want.

>>16881026
That's a big meaty dragon

Name one boat that's actually desperate enough to go out with me.

>>16882412
Technically Ooyodo.

>>16882452
Technically?

>>16882412
Ashigara I guess

>>16882473
She is contractually obligated to serve you, even if she wants to or not.

>>16882489
Using fanon is not a proper way to judge.

>>16882508
That dosn't sound nice.

https://exhentai.org/g/1051658/acbb70248f/

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>>16882358
That's the best kind of dragon, anon.

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>>16882509
But we do that all the time here.

>>16882584
"We" doesn't mean everybody. And more so when regarding stuff pulled straigh out of someones ass-for-a-head with little to no relation to the character in the game.

>>16882599

Play normally for a week.

>>4600556
>>16878260
Any of you guys have any Musashi/Nagato art you wanna share

>>16882509
Now that the anime is canon she actually is desperate

>>16882659
>Now that the anime is canon
The fat fag said only the game is canon.
And was she made the token hungry for the admiral character in the anime or something? Even then, she doesn't give any "desperate" vibes.

>>16882333
>>16882348
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/6/62/OoiKai-Wedding.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150726005844
>Of the two Torpedo cruisers, you chose me, right?... If you betray me, I'll sink you in the ocean, you know...

>>16881974
You've piqued my interest

>>16881954
Now now anon, the only one taking hormones around here is shigure.

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>>16882672
They went full "christmas cake" in the anime. Pretty bad idea IMO, it doesn't fit for the based hungry wolf.

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>>16880856
Fat duck best duck

>>16882640
Sorry, anyone have any good Musashi/Nagato porn you wanna share

>>16882684
I like it. One of the few things in the anime I can actually get down with

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>>16882709
Me too.

>>16882684
There is a difference between when someone else pokes fun of you and you become the butt of the joke yourself.
This screenshot is an example of the former rather than latter, and just acknowledges fanon point of view, which the anime does on every possible occasion (cite funimation character descriptions as an example).
Making fun of a character is cool and all, but saying some collective opinion about her to be a truth is just wrong.

>>16882672
>Even then, she doesn't give any "desperate" vibes.
She sounds desperate in the non-relationship sense all the time. Half her lines sound like they were done in the middle of a sprint session and the other half are enunciated to high heaven.

That, and the quality of her voice (relatively adult-sounding, breathy) combines to make Ashigara the automatic go-to desperate cake character. Fanon characterizations don't get built out of nothing.

>>16882640
Fuck off to pixiv or /c/.

I think /jp/ has the right mix between images and spreadsheets.

This way there is always something fun going on but never as fast as /a/.

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What's with Shoukaku and awful doujins?

>>16882910
Shit ships get shit doujinshi.

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>yfw event starts in 2 weeks
I'm so ready to get my 10th memedal.

>>16882863
No!

>>16882882
No, this is basically the same as /a/ now. There's been like 3 game related posts the whole thread and the rest is "I want to be a shipgirl", one faggot posting the same images with the same question for the 100th time and people dumping what they found on the first page of plebbooru.

>>16882936
There's no event or new game mechanic to bitch about.

>>16882936
Kantai Collection is a multimedia franchise, whose popularity derives in great deal from fanart and other secondary work.

>>16882936
But being a shipgirl is the goal of Kancolle.
He embodies what we all secretly wish for.
He is the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.

>>16882950
Yeah, I've never touched the fucking thing

>>16882946
That was never a problem before. People would bitch about their EOs or quests or ask what to level and farm for the event.

What Kancolle merch is absolute mandatory to own?

>>16883041
A Nendo of your waifu

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>>16883041

>Merch
>Mandatory

>>16883041
Kantai Collection isn't a clubhouse where buying the right thing gets you into the door. Just buy what you want.

My crown jewels are a complete Fubuki, Ganbarimasu! collection and a couple doujinshi tankobons.

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>>16883041
Takao doujins

>>16883041

Fujikawa's porn stash.

>>16883053
Well, for 2hu it's mandatory to own
>A ZUN hat
>a bootleg Nendo bought from chinese ebay sellers
>a couple of arrange CDs
>a wallscroll of your waifu that dangerously smells like chemicals

>>16883071
Nice memes.

>>16883071
It's the same thing, except you need to replace the ZUN hat with a plastic scale model of your waifu in 1:700 or better.

>>16883094
Not a Shimakaze cosplay XL size?

>>16883105
shimakaze cosplay XS size and a 1:2 fuckdoll