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I'm sure you can do it Master! Keep it up!
But don't push yourself too much, your health is more important.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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shut up kiki!
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>>14636649
Thank you, Kiki. You deserve many headpats.

Maids truly are olev.
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Apophis slave boy is one of the hottest things to come out of this thread recently. Writefaggotry never ever.

We need more dominant Monster Girl mistresses of all varieties.
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>>14636649
Thanks Kiki, I'm clinging to what little health I have right now.

Also, Hellhound daughterus are olev.
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>>14636649
Best ass
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>>14636559
Ogres don't let you go away if you don't win against them in a sex battle. If you can't win, you're forced to be their things.
Same thing with Orcs, they force human men to be their slaves, but if you win in a sex battle, you become the master, and Orcs are the slaves.

>Amazons in no way think of men as slaves
I was saying that about the fact that you're an househusband.
I don't know if they do this to protect you or something though. Don't think that they treat you like a literal one but it's just you're not being able to work and you're forced to do chores at home, while our amazon waifu isn't.

Possible for the Dark elves but they still force them to prepare meals and stuffs even if we ignore the whole BDSM and sex slaves thing.
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I'm tired and it's freezing. I wish I was in bed cuddling with a Grapesnake.
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Kikis are the ultimate tier of olevness.
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>>14636658
I wish Gelatin would do more mistress profiles.
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I want to feed olives to my Kiki!
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>>14636662
I wish they were more popular.
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Since we seem to have a lot of kikis flying around here anyway...

>“Hey!”

>The tiny harpy at last manages to pry her eyes away from her broom for a moment. A frill-cuffed sleeve makes its way up to the collar of her dress, pinching and tugging out some perceived imperfection, before she speaks.

>“Yes?” asks a voice that could slice through granite.

>“Uh, I think the floor’s clean enough.”

>She snorts derisively and flicks her ponytail off her shoulder. Her salt-and-pepper feathered ears wiggle just once with barely-contained irritation.

>“Sure, if you want to raise livestock in here.”

>“No really.”

>“Don’t be obtuse. Just look at it.”

>I do. The floor in this aisle is gleaming several orders of magnitude brighter than the floor in the rest of the store.

>“Umm…”

>“Look is there something you want?”

>Who hired this girl?

>“I was hoping I could get a little help finding my groceries. I need some new envelopes, paper towels, soap…”

>“SOAP? I know just what you need. Come this way.”

>The little kikimora grabs me by the wrist with a grip that makes the dire wolf out in the parking lot look like a spineless milquetoast and hauls me off toward the back of the store. I glimpse a few blurred outlines of what are probably the other things on my list along the way, but soap apparently supersedes all of them in importance.

http://pastebin.com/9NuBBqJA
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>>14636649
B-but Shoggoths are fine too!
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>>14636664
Would you be kind enough to share the name of the artist of that image?
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>>14636671
Casey a cute.
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>>14636671
>harpy
They are dogs.

>>14636674
Yes, Ogres are mean girls.
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>>14636671
I've been waiting for you to update that! Wonderfull!
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>>14636616
Yes! I want the fat mean old Apophis to do all those things to me! I'm just a willing human boy, my dick, mind, heart, and soul all belong to her! I don't mind having my face stuffed in her soft bosom, or her tugging my leash, or her forcing the pharaoh to become sexually frustrated as she uses me to her pleasure!

I want all of these so much, I'd beg her to do it to me! I want to feed her so she can rest on her throne all day, I want her to call me demeaning names and force me to do degrading things for her.
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This fucking series. ;_;

I should read the manga.
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>>14636688
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=59879
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>>14636691
for real?
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>>14636691
>>14636701
They are dogbirds.
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>>14636698
thank you
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>>14636702
If you say so.
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>>14636696
youkai need love too
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Simply the B-E-S-T.
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>>14636701
They are described as a member of the werewolf family.
I don't blame you, some people make that mistake.
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>>14636696
One of the first MGs I ever saw
Slightly yandere Yuki-Onas are love
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>>14636663
>while our amazon waifu isn't
She's out hunting those demon realm dire-hogs for the tribal dinner. All she ask of you is to bake bread and keep the house tidy. I know that role reversal isn't everyone's taste, but it's hardly slavery.
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>>14636712
>Ogres are worse than 3DPD women.
Let's not go that far
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Well I guess after your accident Anon you and your waifu will see eye to eye~
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>>14636696
good thing they get a happy ending
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>>14636701
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kikimora
>Family / Type: Wolf / Beastman
They are dogs, that's one of the main reasons why they are loyal.
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>>14636701
Of course, modern setting kikimora person.
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>>14636751
All monstergirls are loyal anyway
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>>14636701
They are listed as a wolf/beastman. However they are a hybrid of a bird and a wolf/dog
I wouldn't say it's incorrect to call them Harpies so there's no need to alter the text.
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I want a dragon to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to be unable to breathe fire because she's laughing so hard!
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>>14636701
They are hybrids
They have floppy dog ears and feathery tails,wrists and scaly legs
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>>14636726
>You will never hunt a beast with your amazon waifu
>you will be forced to clean the house forever and to shut up about your fantasies
Life is sad.
Life is sad.
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>>14636718
I really liked her because she was mostly benevolent from the start. I mean one of the first things she does is risking her life to save a girl from a fire.
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>>14636649
Why do so many anons want a Kikimora anyway? They're pretty fucking boring imo, is it just because you want a servant or is there something else to it?
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Regura drew his mothgirls again
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>>14636671
When does Charlotte get fucked until there's a dent in the bed?
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>>14636775
Good ending
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>>14636783
Two words:

The apron.
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>>14636775
So get yourself a nice Siberian Jinko waifu instead.
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>>14636671
I want a Nekomata and a shortstack Kikimora now.
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>>14636785
Cute. I think they'd look better with more human eyes though.
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>>14636786
Maybe in a side story or something. Not soon though.
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>>14636695
So if she wanted to act tough in front of guests, you would dress into your slave's outfit and sit around her throne to show her guests her mastery over men? Would you love to bathe her and massage her when she wanted it, only for her to make you worship her with your tongue ever thing? You're the kind of man who who giggle with your grape-skinned owner as the former Pharaoh tries to deal with her never ending sexual frustration, courtesy of your lovemaking and the brown one's food being spiked with aphrodisiacs? You would come running when she calls out "Ohhh slllaaaveee-bboooyyyy" because she wants you to pose for a nude portrait, or wants to cover your body in honey and chocolate so she can lick it off of you?
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Werebats are for ___
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>>14636809
Molesting you in your sleep and wing burritos.
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Accept her love, anon
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>>14636810
But monsters are mankind's friend, and the future.
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>>14636809
making lots and lots of cute bat babies
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>>14636815
Deus Vult, heathen scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
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>>14636813
better moth.
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>>14636813
Sure.
Fluffy moth hugs.
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>>14636785
>That embarrassed look
So damn cute

>>14636799
Oh really? I'm a sucker for insect-like eyes
That's the main reason why I find the bee girls from the EMG game much better than the MGE ones
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>>14636813
Chapter three when?
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>>14636767
Yes but all MGs species all have a specific trait.
The wolf family has the master/dominant/submissive/loyal relationship.
Kobold, Sith, Kikis, Inaris and some Werewolves can be submissives.
Hellhounds, Anubis and Werewolves are dominant. Not sure about Youkos.

It's like how most lamias are possessives, jealous and yanderes.
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I want to marry a mindflayer! Mindflayers are the best waifus, no other monster even comes close. Why haven't you married a mindflayer yet?

Oh man, I don't know why, but my ears feel really wet for some reason...
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>>14636830
Soldier Beetles have insectoid eyes don't they?
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>>14636671
We need more neurotic Kikis obsessed with cleaning and good service, it would make them more headpat-able.

I want a Kiki to accost me at the super market, forcing me to buy the most efficient cleaning products with her neurotic antics and making me fear for my life when she discovers a dirty spot in the building.
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>>14636836
What does loyalty have to do with who's the dom and the sub?
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>>14636834
>implying humans could do better.

In all honesty, we could use a good extinction.
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>>14636830
>Baby crazy Queen Beefu with compound eyes and that fluff
>That massive abdomen
>Those gossamer wings
>MFW those big, honey lactating mamaries
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>>14636810
>not helping monsters in destroying humanity
Faget
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>>14636783
Just looking for someone kind and docile who isn't a pushover. I'm not fond of the whole servant thing, but there's something warm about her that I find appealing.
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>>14636838
Soldier beetles are top tier insect girls, those beautiful eyes definitely help
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>>14636834
>They only give birth to more monsters, that and if monsters were implemented into society they would being in charge due to the average human being weaker than a monster.
There's billions of humans, we can spare a couple fucking monstergirls. Humans also have the larger, better trained, more devoted armies, as well as control of everything. So it's not humans we should be worried about.
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>>14636834
>>14636858
Why is this argument continuing into this thread?
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>>14636830
I definitely agree with the EMG game bees being better. They're much more "bee-like", which makes them all the better.
The compound eyes and extra set of arms are quite attractive to me.
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>>14636849
>Tell me, did I do the right thing?
"Do you feel like you did?"
>I don't know, I keep thinking about all those people that are just... gone. Replaced by this... world.
"Mm, that's quite a problem. Isn't it. So tell me, are you happy?"
>Come again?
"You're not lonely, you have a loving waif, we're essentially like a new age Adam and Eve. This new world is metaphorically and literally your apple."
>I guess... ?
"So tell me, my cute little Adam. What do you plan to name our children?"
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>>14636809
Teasing and kissing.

>>14636841
He probably meant loyal in a sense that Kikis, Cu Siths and Kobolds for example are in a sense both their husbands' loyal servants and have a submissive personality.
It's not that different in KCworld.
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>>14636812
>Wing burritos
Explain
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>>14636854
Spoken like a true zealot. How well will all that bible-thumpin' serve you in the face of reality? That your faith is nothing more than a mere mask concealing the monster that lies within you. That all it takes is one stubborn fool to provoke you into becoming far more feral and savage than even the most dire of beasts?

Don't you see? You resent these monsters as misdirection to hide the fact that you're disgusted with your own pathetic shortcomings. That as monstrous as these things are, you are far more monstrous.
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>>14636880
Imagine a big busty Were-fruitbat wrapping you up in her wings.
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>>14636879
I thought we were talking about humans as in us humans here.
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I thought it was established that most monstergirls would be great for human society provided that we aren't using KCs shit world-building? Why are we having this discussion again?
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>>14636805
Oh yes, I'd love to be her little toy she shows off to all her friends. I'd love to massage every part of her, her tense shoulders, her flabby tummy, her heavy grapes, and that big long magnificent tail. I'd clean every part of her with my tongue if she wished! And I'd do all the apropriate work cleaning her in her large comfy bathtub while the Pharaoh watches, tied to a chair, wishing she could have what that old fat mean Apophis has. But she can't, and never will now, she's little more than a servant now, and servants don't get slaveboys to cater to their every whim. And to have the Apophis lick food off of me, the pleasure of being her dinner plate just might be too much for me to handle.
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>>14636860
>not doing it willingly
Double faget

>>14636872
Is it from american saya?
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>>14636895
>Why are we having this discussion again?
Some idiot is replying to the /tg/fags
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>>14636848
>MFW those big, honey lactating mamaries
I've always gotten the impression that the honey in a Honeybees bosoms gains a milkier quality once they're pregnant with daughterus.
I should use that for my thing when I decide to continue it...
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>>14636879

Have monster girls been in wars before? Sure.

Have they fought in anything bloody as ours? Unlikely.

Can they fight a war and end one at the push of a button? Nope.
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W-Watch out!!!
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>>14636838
Yes.
Cute kuudere insectoid eyes.
I want golden beetles in my life.
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>>14636901
When those reply chains go on they look like like ugly black, green, and blue flags 100% of the time.
They also clutter the thread something fierce.
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>>14636896
Really? But what if one day she gave you a ring and said she doesn't want you to be a slave anymore, and wanted you to give her a heir?
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>>14636900
No, I wish.

>>14636902
>Be sick
>Pregnant Honey Beefu squeezes out some breast milk for you
>The honey and milk soothes your aching throat
>As well as gets you both randy for some snugglesex
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>>14636907
Massive soapy monoeye tits.
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>>14636830
If they had eyes like the bee girl it'd be fine but the 3 circles in nothing else looks weird.
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>>14636907
I can't win against a Monoeye's love beam.
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>>14636919
>The honey and milk soothes your aching throat
Sounds sublime.
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>>14636907
Somebody stop her! She'll kill everyone!
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>>14636888
Funny and cute.
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>>14636887
What about humans who wouldn't mind thm being around but wouldn't want to marry one?
I'd happily "recharge" a cute wight or succubus as a one night stand but fuck living my life with one
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>>14636907
>Catch Hitomi trying to use her LOVE-LOVE BEAM
>See her next day
>Be wearing full Sentai uniform with a heart cut-out
>Put hands in the shape of said heart over your chest and shoot your CUPIDO BEAMU at her
>Locks herself in the infirmary, crying into a pillow that she's too old to be so chuuni
>Chewbacca shoots you with that horrible abomination of a weapon from the fitness field
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>>14636900
Comic Saya is fucking shit
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How would a monstergirl react if you were very shy and when she gets intimate you cum in seconds and start farting?
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>>14636916
We all need a Bug waifu in our lives.
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>>14636955
She would giggle then she would fuck you.
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>>14636955
Rape you again
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>>14636917
Wait, she doesn't want me as a slave anymore? I don't understand, did I do something wrong? Did I make her angry? If she likes, I can try bathing her again, didn't she like our bathes! I can make them better, or we can do something else! Does she want a meal, I can fix her favorite right now, or maybe fetch the Pharaoh so she can frustrate her more. I don't want to not be her slave, I love her too much, I don't want her to throw me away.
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>>14636962
>>14636968
But wouldn't she be put off by the awkward nerd letting out loud farts every few seconds?
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>>14636960
Of course.
Actually a lot of MGs are needed for a happy life.
But don't forget that a Mantis is a bug ninja.
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>>14636960
I don't understand the recent uprising of ninja pussy love
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>>14636971
As the new ruler of the desert, she needs a husband to rule with. But only the cutest and most obedient man will do. That's you.
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>>14636971
This is just sad.
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>>14636960
Snek is best ninja
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>>14636974
No, she will just tell him that he's an anon with a dirty mind. Her pussy will be wetter and she will continue to fuck him.
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>>14636983
Good taste.

>>14636993
What
How sneks are ninjas?
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>>14637003
The same way that cats and squids are ninjas
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>>14636927
>humans

Therein lies your fatal weakness. Consumed by self-righteous pride. Quick to anger if your opinions are opposed even the slightest. Always adamant that you're the center of the universe and all else should die in a fire and be sodomized by baby rapists. This arrogance will once again be your downfall; you kick the hive unaware that what lies inside makes your so-called storm look like a light drizzle in comparison.

Religion? Faith? Cravings of the flesh? Mere distractions that will always be the Achilles's Heel to...'humans' like yourself. You boast. You brag. You pillage. You destroy. But in the end, that's all that you are: human. An arrogant bag of meat and fluids that can be split at any moment. On your own, you will destroy far more than the monsters you fight, almost as if you can't stand the thought of someone outdoing you in any field, no matter how heinous. Worse yet, your immediate response to any attack on your beliefs is towards childish namecalling or swift retribution, completely ignoring your own glaring faults in favor of engaging in a pointless pissing match all because you're afraid the whole world will find out how small your penises are.

That is the evil of free will. The sin that all sentient life commit, human and monster alike. You will all be judged accordingly, for unlike your 'order', real justice does not discriminate.

The crime is life. The sentence is Death.
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>>14636927

For some strange reason, I imagine Paladins have a lot of wedding-day misunderstandings...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jO1EOhGkY0
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>>14636975
Ninjas pls
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>>14635972
>>14635973
Honestly the idea I had was mostly just about cutesy antics and friendship; no love interest for either of them.
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>>14637009
I want a Lamia ninja based of Hikage.
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>>14637031
So what do you think about them sharing and raping anon?
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>>14637036
I want MGs in Senran games.
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>>14637007
Hey man, I just want to cuddle my waifu.
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>>14637065
H-Hi
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>>14637065
what the hell are those things behind them?
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>>14637065
and this is why I hate the beach
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>>14637036
Best girls.
Would happily impregnate all of them
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>>14637073
Clouds
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>>14637065
Don't fuck with my sandcastle.
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>>14637041
If that's what you like anon, I'm not gonna say a word against it.
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>>14637051
True, bad idea.
I want MGs in my world.

>>14637065
Hi, beach bullies. Please don't bully or rape me.
I am sure that you are nice girls and aren't mean.
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>>14637033
Would she be a yan shirohebi?
>>14637065
I need an adult.
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>>14637065
Too Sharky.
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>>14637089
>you will never have a yandere Hikage Shirohebi who want to understand emotions with you such as love.
Life is suffering.
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>>14637065
Ah! Don't beat me up!
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>>14636977
Well, I guess that wouldn't be too bad, and I do like being complimented as the most cute and obedient. I'm not good at ruling though, I'd let her handle all that if that's OK. I'd just hope this won't intrude in our fun, if I didn't get to massage her anymore, or get shown off to her friends, or frustrate the slave pharaoh, it'd be a shame. But making a cute little heir to the snake throne would be great, I'd love to smother her in kisses and love.

>>14636978
I just love my Apophis mistress, I love being used by her, I don't want to be alone.
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>>14637112
>no sharkgirl older sister to rock her huge tits over your dick
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>>14637065
I want to get ravaged by a shark girl and flip her on her back halfway through so she becomes cute and docile!
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>>14637134
Shit taste anon
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>>14637115
You still get to do all of that, but now you're a king. You get only the best, and servants to help you, and your wife will make bards and artists immortalize you as what a man should be. Your little snake will also think of you as the best dad ever.
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>>14637097
Oh, I would.
I'd take all the responsibility
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>>14637134
You should kiss her on the nose for that. Shark girls are okay but I would prefer to be ravaged by dolphin girls.
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>>14637137
Oh, well that's nice I guess. But I don't need all that stuff, just being able to serve my plump ara ara perfect Apophis is wonderful enough! And getting to care for the cute daughteru, helping her study so she can be just like her mother one day, playing games with her and occasionally letting her play with that old Pharaoh Slave of ours would be great too! A perfect Mistress and perfect daughteru, what more could a human boy need?
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It's a bad time for musicians, holy shit.
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>>14637171
Dolphin girls are probable the most macabre beings on existence, better watch out.
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>>14637177
Well you seem pretty happy about it, so not much. Maybe trying to make sure every man gets a lovely mistress?
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>>14637201
Who?
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>>14637242
Glenn Frey from the Eagles.
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>>14637242
Glenn Fray, founding member of The Eagles, passed away. Surprisingly, it wasn't cancer.
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In unrelated news, Apsaras, Gandharvas, and Sirens all across the world are taking out massive life insurance policies as well as funeral preparations en masse.
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>>14637250

add more to the list of 'people who are outlived by Keith Richards, somehow'
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>>14637247
>>14637250
69?
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>>14637271
67.
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>>14637277
What a faggot
He ruined such a cool kill streak
Why couldn't he wait just two more years?
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>>14637247
>>14637250
First the goblins and now the gandharvas, who will mourn next?
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>>14637247
>>14637250
rip but he ain't worth mourning
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This is the OC Snibako talked about some threads ago, link related is something I finished earlier today. I'm posting this because I can't think of anything else, but I'll be opening requests, so feel free to hit me up
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...
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>>14637307
>Demonic Moos will never give you titjobs
Not even the dead can know peace from this evil.
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>>14637317
Faggot
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>>14637317
hello, how are you this evening?
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>>14637307
Nice stuff family.

How about a loli Wendigo in cardboard Kehaar armor?
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>>14637317
less, what did you think about Laska's parents?

What do you think Haohi's parents are like? Does Haohi's mom have great feet too? If this is one of those request posts, draw some MILF Haohi
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>>14637317
Evening
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>>14637307
Very nice.
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>>14637317
Ayy lmao girl
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>>14637307
I got this urge to see long haired soldier beetles
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>>14637307
Maybe a loli Kiki wearing rubber gloves? I'd like to see a loli Kiki wearing rubber gloves as she cleans.
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I wish someone would do a Dominatrix Holstaur.
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>>14637317
Wanna draw something?

How about an Anubis in lingerie? Or a Fire Emblem Awakening Dark Sorcerer Body Stocking.
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>>14637331
>>14637325
been gone for a while, did i miss much?
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>>14637317
Draw some Haohi lewds.
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>>14637307
I'd be eternally grateful if you drew a Kobold daughter who is tied up and wearing a ball gag.
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>>14637350
Nothing of note. Nothing that I know of
Other from the many deaths of singers, no
Whatcha been up to, .Less?
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>>14637350
not much you seen the new girl
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>>14637350
Did you see the Satyros profile?
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>>14637307
I would like a echidna dram
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>>14637307
That's pretty good, especially the shiny spots
Kinda weird that the guy's skin is also purple tho
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>>14637307
demon in a buisness suit
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>>14637378
Delicious Brown demon is best

I want her to trick her pale otouto into a contract
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>>14637307
Would you be willing to draw lewds of Glacies
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>>14637369
Dram?

>>14637370
It's because both are of the same race

>>14637385
I could but it wouldn't be hot at all
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>>14637307
Dragoon and wyvern love?
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>>14637389
Would you be willing to be the first person to give us quality Scylla fanart?
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>>14637389
drawn*
sorry
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>>14637390
14s dragoon armor looks cooler.
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>>14637307
This, but a holstaurus, please
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>>14637317
Taking requests tonight?
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>>14637389
It's cool, I'd still like it.
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>>14637307
>>14637317
you okay with drawing a holstaurus in a trenchcoat, naked and presenting herself or wearing something which has milk leaking through
Heartpupils are okay
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>>14637350
I wish you had missed more.
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>>14637390
Good god, you've been asking that since the /a/ days
You're a persistent son of a gun
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>>14637350
>"Don't bother, the ground is already frozen. I brought you a foot."
What did she mean by this?
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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A SLUG GIRL
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>>14637428
eeew
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>>14637428
ok
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>>14637428
ME TOO
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>>14636649
>thread made just before I went to work out
Dammit I really want a kiki to cheer me on at the gym now.
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>>14637421
other girl;s a zombie.
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>>14637440
Poor things look like they have downs.
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>>14637440
But why did she bring them a foot? Doesn't that just perpetuate Haohi's stereotype? Why couldn't she bring a thigh or breasts something, no one sexualizes Haohi's thighs or breasts.
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What are foods you'd put honeybee honey in? I think it'd work well in some oatmeal.
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>>14637317
A Kakuen wearing a gorilla suit, with the face cut out so hers is sticking out, and getting ready to rock out like that cadbury gorilla ad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo
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>>14637448
Plain greek yogurt. It's like eating healthy pudding.
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>>14637440
Poor zombie. If it wasn't bad enough she's dead, now she has some over-slut angel dirtying her up even more
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>>14637428
Back in my hometown Slug lovers like you are given a special nickname, wanna know what it is?
A Slug-slut
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THERE'S A DISTURBING LACK OF SLUG GIRL HENTAI

I'M THINKING OF LEARNING ARTISTRY TO DRAW MY OWN

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/644602/60fec0b0e5/

THIS IS A SNAIL, NOT A SLUG

IT MAKES ME ANGRY
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>>14637457
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>>14637458
>g.e-hentai
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>>14637448
I'd put it on a bagel or toast. Would be a great addition to breakfast with the wife.
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>>14637458
What's the difference
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>>14636658
Coming along nicely.
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>>14637471
Slugs don't have shells.
Apparently, MGE giant slugs thought that shells got in the way.
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>>14637471
Snails are inferior to Slugs, obviously.
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>>14637448
honey pickled peaches, honey and peanut butter sandwiches
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>>14637458
I don't know the source of this one so I decided to upload it directly. If anyone knows the exhentai link for it, I would appreciate it.

https://mega.nz/#!NsoniLAZ!w-K8zAGUngaZinT-uL84Z7fmcH6y-ox2VhJbmxjS0A8
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>>14637448
Sweeten my tea with it.
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>>14637326
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>>14637507
She's lovely, thanks Hyphen.
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>>14637307
>see someone doing requests
>remember an incredibly shitty ms paint layout I did with a friend years ago
Fuck
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>>14637317

Perhaps you could do this please?

>>14637347
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>>14637523
>See someone doing requests
>Panic and can't think of shit
>No one's doing requests
>Can think of a billion things
Fucking fuck
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>>14637530
Every
Time
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Can a draw-friend please do a pic of some little "kikimoralettes?"

I need to know what a young, little kiki would look like.
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>>14637307
Can you do some stuffs of a lizardman and salamander? Thanks and have fun
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>>14637530
>mfw I create references for ideas I have ahead of time
My time requesting stuff on /v/ taught me the Essence of Thirst.
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>>14636671
that was such a small chapter though... please, I need more.
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>>14637530
I just base most of my requests on stories I've written and hope I'm not being too obvious.
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>>14637537
I want to believe!
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>>14637541
>You will never gain the the hidden ability Essence of Thirst
It's always the Hidden Abilities you want that you don't get. This is why you never rely on the dice
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>>14637551
I try not to do that since I feel like I'm shamelessly advertising
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>>14637551
At least you aren't me. I based an entire story off of a picture I requested during a stream.
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>>14637559
Same here, but the only reason I writefag is because I can't drawfag at all.

>>14637565
I've based entire stories off of pictures and even less than that.
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>>14637553
Thirst comes naturally when you want to see porn of [X] girl from [X] game lactating like a 2hu in a Sachito image set.
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>>14637343
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>>14637540

You are nothing but a rude, angry, lolicon. I bet.
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>>14637567
Are you me? Because I too write because I can't draw and I have written greentexts off of my headcanon fueled by an even shorter greentext than mine.
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>>14637589
That's pretty funny. I draw because I can't write for shit.
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>>14637579
Blessed be.
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>>14637593
Not him, but I can't write for shit, yet I still write.
Got an example of your art by the way?
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>>14637579
Oh my, that's cute.
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>>14637585
I thought all lolicons were angry because they are "mistreated" and "subjugated for their beliefs".
Nigga you just want to fuck kids. Like what the fuck.
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>>14637589
No, I'm pretty sure I'm me and not you.

I just want my fantasies to have some semblance of existence outside of my head dammit.
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>>14637605

No, I think loli is a shitty fetish. Where did you get that from, some where in that rotten, pathetic mind of yours? Think before you start running your mouth like some yapping alp bitch thing.
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>>14637601
Oki. It's just me tho, your friendly neighborhood lurker drawfag.

jic, sorry anons. Not taking requests at the moment since I gotta take care of some gifts first.
The sketch list will resume after the aforementioned gifts are finished tho.
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>>14637125
let me clean that up for you
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>>14637621
Snibako? Lovely.
That Jabberwock looks deliciously thick too.
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>>14637530
>Don't see someone taking requests
>Alternatively, someone's taking MY requests
>I'm not here
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>>14637617
I was agreeing with you and wasn't saying you're a lolicon, I was just saying that all lolicons want to fuck little kids. Like seriously, what the fuck man.
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>>14637343
>>14637579
so cute
I want to hug her and hug her harder when she gets confused and flustered, slightly flustered
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>>14637624
Sukeban sharkgirl a cute.
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>>14637624
Is that her little sister in the fishbowl?
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>>14637624
Are those fin piercings! I'm going to have a word with your mother!
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>>14637628
You'll get lucky one day, Gunstar,
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>>14637629

Oh, well shit, sorry man, thought you were jumping on my back. Hell if I know, I like nice curvy women.
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>>14637626
Thanks man. N-no u.
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>>14637643
No problemo.
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Has anyone else noticed how the Shoggoths arms are see-through?
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>>14637652
You do know she's a slime right? Those tend to be translucent.
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>>14637621
That is one dangerously thick wock. I might have to pull her over and perform an inspection.

Looking forward to the finished versions of it and the Pharaoh
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>>14636794
Nekomatas are love
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>>14637654
I know she's a Slime subspecies, but I didn't notice the transparency until now.
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>>14637307
>>14637317
Some ideas from a previous thread just to get them out there to drawfags.

Goth Holstaur with tight black clothes that writes poems about milk.
Smug Holstaur with her arms under her tits lifting them up and showing them off.
Ojou Holstaur with drill hair.
2 LEWD tomboy Holstaur. Can post the screencaps if needed.
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>>14637659
Underrated too.
I should repurpose some story drafts and attempt to write about a busty one in the future.
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>>14637663
>poems about milk
What?
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>>14637660
I want Barb to draw a holstaurus in that maid bikini so badly, or that one gryphon girl less made
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>>14637673
Unfortunately I can't remember what the other anons wrote and I don't think a screenshot was made but they were pretty good.
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>>14637683
>holstaurus in that maid bikini
Woah, hey now. Let's not get crazy
My dick can only get so erect
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>>14637690
>puffy holst nips
>in that tiny frilly bikini
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>>14637698
Anon, my dick can only get so erect
And these pajama pants are new damn it!
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>>14637683

I just want Barb to do a damn Holsty in general already. That does sound wonderful though.
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>>14637345
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>>14637698
>Space Jin-tier puffy nips on a Holsts body
Oh yes.
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>>14637710
Cute little dogbird.
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>>14637718
I try to hold myself back too.
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>>14637710
This is beautiful Hyphen, thank you!
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>>14637710
Man I want to see a kiki on the first day of the job accidently using a black light in her master's room
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>>14637710
I want to tell that Kikimora that if she can't even do her job right she better packed up by the end of the week.
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>>14637629
Eh, whatever people want to do in the realm of their own minds man. Long as they don't do shit IRL, I don't see a problem. No reason to make thought-crime any more of a thing than tumblr already is.
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>>14637718
>hoping people don't judge you on an anonymous chinese image board
Let your freak flag fly, faggot.
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dhttp://imgur.com/a/And6D

I'll unfortunately be doing just one more request this night so to compensate have this lewd
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>>14637769
>Pubes
Good taste.

>Impregnation
You're a good man.
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>>14637769
>Pubes
>Impregnation
>That wink when he came
You just hit everything on the head with one hit
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>>14637769
This is awesome but I never cared for her
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>>14637780
I love Polt, furry or not.
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>>14637780
>There will never be any more Working! ever
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Writefags, how do I into atmosphere?
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>>14637845
All about the wording. There's a world of difference between '"I hate you," she said,' and 'I hate you,' she spat before spinning on her heel and stomping away.'
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>>14637385
http://i.imgur.com/d93Xa1G.png
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>>14637861
Why's she eating a hot dog with mustard like that?
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>tfw you're hopelessly in love with a 2Dimensional character


I love you Miia
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>>14637861
This will get a lot of warm reception.
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>>14637861
Holy shit this is way more cute than lewd
10/10
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>>14637866
At least yours is semi-/a/ related.
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This thread needs more big waifu cuddles
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>>14637861
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>>14637872
>comes from an anime and manga
>only semi /a/ related

And what does that have to do with anything?
this isn't /a/
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>>14637866
Isn't it the best?
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>>14637884
Y'know, I expected things to head in this direction.

You just reminded me of someone I see over there outside of the Monmusu threads, that's all.
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>>14637845
It's all about the wording like >>14637851 said and what the characters are doing/thinking in the situation. I generally find it more fappable to at least know what's going through MC Peepants' head when the MG that's trying to fuck him is spreading her pussy and getting ready to fuck herself full of his young.
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>>14637880
Did that rpgmaker game get translated? I wanna know what Illias is saying in that.
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>>14637851
>>14637892
Well then, it turns out I already am pretty wordy with how I describe stuff.
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>>14637891
the only places i go to on 4chan nowadays are here and sometimes check in on the mon musu thread

I don't know who you're talking about
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>>14637901
Well, I mean it's pretty much easier to get into the mood when you have stuff like

>"Sis, what're you doing?" He said.

and

>"Sis, what are you doing?", Allowing a tremulous quiver to creep into his voice, adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed.

From the second one you can get that the speaker is actually pretty nervous outside of sounding like THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg
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Does anyone have that drawing of the blue hellhound?
Had blue flame coming out of her mouth and eyes instead of red.
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>>14637894
it's still being translated and there are hopes of getting the plot in english, but the side quests, battle dialogues and sex scenes are probably going to be forsaken
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>>14637915
are you talking about the one Loen drew and someone just inverted the colors?
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>>14637915
What do you need it for?
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>>14637924
That's just a recolor
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>>14637927
Are you referring to this one?
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>>14637579
nice thank you
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>>14637924
...Quest I'm running in a few days
and I don't *need* it, but it's a thing I might want if certain things happen
>>14637920
No, it was original drawing I think
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>>14637911
>"Sis, what are you doing?", Allowing a tremulous quiver to creep into his voice, adam's apple bobbing as he swallowed.
Well, I do like to write sister stuff...
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>>14637935
YES! There were 2 I think but with this I can find the other one
THANK YOU ANON!
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>>14637938
>...Quest I'm running in a few days

KF is that you?
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>>14637940
I figured that, Komodo-neesan guy.
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>>14637942
... I don't know what you're implying
Still not back yet, I'll run sometime after the 25th when I have my timetable for work
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>>14637946
Yay!
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>>14637944
I'm not Harblador.
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>>14637945
Does the carpet match the drapes?
>>
Nyaa~
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>>14637861
thank you very much
>>
>>14637952

yes
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>>14637961
I'm intrigued now
>>
Is getting a boner in public in MGC worse than normal?
Where the "oh no, everyone must be staring at my hard-on" presentation worry is truth?
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>>14637953
Chuff>nyaa
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>>14637963

it's used as a sort of mini pedipalp to prevent escape.
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Does anyone know what >>14634678 was? Judging by the replies it was pretty hot, but warosu is down, and I can't see what the fuck it is.
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>>14637964
Getting a boner in public would be the equivalent of being a black man at a Klan rally. Except that instead of being chased and hung well, you're being chased for being well hung.
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>>14637976
Or living public velcro...
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>>14637964
>Be claimed by your waifu already
>Get a boner in public
>Anti NTR aura.exe has activated
>Monstergirls look at you and snap their fingers while saying "Aw man!"
>Strut through MGC
>No monstergirl tries to touch you
>Your semen probably tastes like cat piss to them now
>Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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>>14637977
I believe it starts from here:
>>14634316
Bless 4chan X.
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>>14637866
>A girl will never be this excited to go on a date with you.
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>>14637969
Agreed
>>
I've had two people contact me this week about possibly featuring their MG-related kickstarters on the Wordpress. I've not added them yet because I don't want to be seen as shilling any one particular product. The MGE wiki contest thing only just made it on there as it is.

So my question is this - do you all want to see MG-related KS' or not? Or would you prefer I carried on as is?
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>>14637994
There's a wordpress?
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>>14637994
Depends what they are.
If they're in the same league as that eyesore 3DCG set of MGQ, then no.
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>>14637989
I still wish that EMG had gone the 'one guy living with one girl' route and just covered the brothers and their girls going through life and dealing with the difficulties/crazy things of living with monster girls.
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>>14637994
That you ELH? And sure, why not. Just try not to sound too shilly about it. Report it like news.
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>>14637996
It's literally in the OP
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>>14637994
God damn man, monstergirl news is monstergirl news. Post it. Just don't be a shill and mention the same thing twenty times.
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>>14637994
That depends entirely on whether or not the Kickstarter itself has any potential.
...which isn't very often if you looked no further than that one RPG Monorus did art for.
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>>14637994
As long as it's not fucking shit looking it's fine

and no real intense shilling
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>>14637994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
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Remember anon, even if you don't love her best Moth still loves you.
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>>14637997
One's a Daki type thing. The other's some kind of RPG with MGs.

>>14638006
The Daki one does (though it is a little pricey). The RPG one not so much (your image is a good example).
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>>14638015
Daki type thing you say?
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>>14638014
I want a moth to comfort me.
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>>14638015
>Daki
I'm intrigued
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>>14637989
I've been down that road before.

Never again.
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Do you think a monstergirl would be ashamed of having a mail-order husband?
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>>14638034
Maybe a Tanuki political official.
I'm sure for blue collar mousegirls it's just a fact of life.
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>>14638034
She would get teased by other Monster Girls for not catching her own man, but in the end she'll still have the husband she wanted.
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>>14638032
3D is not the same as 2D anon

Stop trying to bring it's logic into 2D


>>14638033
The 3D was PD

the end
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>>14638034
Maybe, but it wouldn't last once they got their husband in the mail and liked him.
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Uh oh Anon, it looks like you're in trouble now.

It seems that an evil human queen, thinking you are a prince, has stuck you up in a tower to live out the rest of your days, surrounding it with loyal knights, slightly loyal militia, and one disloyal serf to keep you from escaping because she thinks you're the heir to her kingdom.

This is obviously false but no one seems to believe you.

Luckily a monster girl has heard of your plight and come to free you, also ignorant of your commoner back ground.

She's a champion of her species (Master Thief, Magician, or Warrior at your choice) so it's quite likely she'll grab you.

What species is she and how will you reward her when she frees you and returns you to your (not actually) rightful throne?

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/mamono
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>>14638035
That body hot damn.

I can't decide if I want a monstergirl with her shortstackedness, or something that's tall, busty, and muscular.
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>>14638051
>Arch-Imp the magical thief

Time to live a life on the run, just the two of us
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>>14638051
>Red Oni
I'm in good hands.
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>>14638057
>>14638057
You can make it if you try?
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>>14638051
Wurm Warrior

sex
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>>14638051
>Siren Master Thief

I'd be hesitant at first, but eventually her roguish charms would take hold of me. I would become a huge slut for her when she reveals her trademark Siren singing voice too.
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>>14638051
>Ren Xiongmao
its k.
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>>14638059
Barbarian in tiger skins?
Do you make her your warrior queen when you ascend to the throne which isn't really yours?

>>14638061
Does she have a pot atop her head and no real weapons?
What will you do when she reappears with a bastard years later, claiming she's your daughter?

>>14638063
And I'm sure she'll win over the people quite quickly for your new kingdom.

>>14638064
Drunken master who stumbles through her fights while actually knowing what she's doing?
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>>14638070
Rens are pole masters anon ,she'll be fine.
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>>14638051
>Barometz Master Thief
Not sure what I could award other than sex.
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>>14638051
>Kobold
I...what?
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>>14638051
>KItsune-Bi Pyromagician
I honestly don't know. I mostly just thank people, but a reward?
I guess I'll just ask her what she wants, I guess. I mean, it's her reward, so who am I to not adher her wishes
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>>14638070
>What will you do when she reappears with a bastard years later,
>bastard
>implying i wouldn't have taken responsibility

what kind of fucking monster do you take me as you fuck
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>>14638072
If you say so, just hope she finds it, and the little servant boy in the castle, more than satisfactory.

>>14638073
>>14638073
Theres another pole she'd like to master.

>>14638074
Daughterus, a place as your queen.

>>14638076
The lowly dog knight has come to rescue you!
What do you do?

>>14638078
Guess you've got a wife now.

>>14638080
One that would've hit and quit a wurm.
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>>14638051
>Jiangshi
Not my first choice, but hardly a bad one. She seems really cold though, and stiff, I can hardly accept my knight in shining (Or mage, or theif, what class is she?) to be in such a condition. Why don't I start a fire and give her a nice full body massage to work out those kinks. I'll even fetch her some nice warm hathor milk to help her relax.

Anything for my brave valient hero.
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>>14638051

Goblin. I fucking hate wiki randoms. I'm not into little girls.

I'm going to stay in my tower and wait for the cheshire thief or kitsune mage or hellhound warrior that will never come.
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>>14638051
Hornet (prospective queen) lancer/polearm master

From one kingdom unto the next.

I'd say a swarm of trained hornet girls are stronger than any legion of knights and ragtag militia.

So I suppose I'd either offer myself or my firstborn son as political marriage between the hornets and humans in the hopes of a prosperous longterm partnership.

Imagine the military might of a nation with human cunning and hornet strength!
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>>14638033
>introverted as fuck
>somehow meet a girl
>she's muslim, but we hit it off
>together for two years, two months of which were spent fucking like rabbits
>eventually, my introversion clashes with her extroverted nature
>she tries to get me into that whole 'The Secret' BS to cure me
>it doesn't happen fast enough
>got dumped on Valentine's Day
>later found out from a friend that she was seeing someone else behind my back at the time

It took a lot to get me to open up to her. Still have a bit of baggage over it. It's been six years; there hasn't even been a hit of anyone else since

>>14638043
It's a bad habit that I seem to have trouble breaking.
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>>14638090
>cheshire thief
Oh, that's what I got.

Sorry.
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>>14638083
>Guess you've got a wife now.
I guess. Pretty much expected
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>>14638095
>'The Secret' BS to cure me
What's that? One of those self help books?
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>>14638051
>Cheshire master thief

I'd reward her with the greatest honor of all; helping me steal an entire kingdom.
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>>14638095
Feelsbadman
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>>14638042
>>14638044
What if she doesn't like him? Do you think a Danish dragon, just for example, would be disappointed if her mail-order husband showed up and was a big lumberjack looking fellow instead of a slender prince?
Is Danish hard to learn?
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Features short male protagonist, childhood friends and an epic game of tag.
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>>14638102
Well Anon, they have websites to screen the husbands and find out what their orderers are looking for in one. That Dragon will get her bishie, don't worry.

Every dragon deserve a bishie.
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>>14638083
>The lowly dog knight has come to rescue you!
>What do you do?
Marvel at her making it this far and wonder if somebody is playing a prank on me. I pat her head and tactfully question her to see if this is legit or not, and if it is, how the hell she made it past the guards.
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>>14638098
Yeah. Preaches that 'bad things happen because you think negative. Think positive, and you'll draw success like a magnet'

>>14638060
Quoted the wrong post by accident, but now I'm thinking of one trying to woo the other with the song 'Born to Run'
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>>14638102

There's definitely going to be monsters who want bears, specifically. That's what I would bank on anyway. If you're born with a large frame, may as well take advantage of it.
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Imagine the absolute disaster that would be monstergirl dating sites

>LOOKING FOR HUMAN BOY
>REQUIREMENTS: HAS A PENIS
>WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A MAN: MY TENTACLES
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>>14638095
I'm just saying man, 2D is not the same
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>>14638109
>how the hell she made it past the guards.
She tackles them and ripped the skin off their flesh using only her mouth, feasting on their blood and screams. She is hell incarnate, ready to feast on the souls of the damned. Pray she hungers no more mortal.
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>>14638102
>>14638105
>Dragon x bishie meme
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>>14638109
Maybe she's adept in the art of asskicking. I mean, not all Kobolds are cute little puppies.

Remember the French Poodle Kobold we discussed not too long ago?
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>>14638115
>Lucky 'Bloodfucker' the Dog, lv20 Blood Knight
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>>14638113
It would be amazing.
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>>14638104
Neat. But is it going to be available somewhere other than on MGR though?
I for one have a profile, but I doubt many here do or will bother making one just to read a story.
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>>14638116
>Everything I Dislike is a Meme: The Emotional Anons Guide to Imageboard Discussion
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>>14638113

Imagine the screenshots that'd get posted on 4chan. Oh my god that would be fucking incredible.
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>>14638121
>you have 563 possible matches!
Filter: Slug Girl
>you have 0 possible matches!
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>>14638120
She's going to want a good hard fucking after all that killing as a reward, poor Prince Anon is in for a brutal night...
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>>14638105
>>14638111
Let's say she picked out this particular husband on a website, and the only decent picture he had was a headshot. He tried to fill out the personal details right but the site was in Russian and I was using google translate on stuff so he's not sure he got his size across in the profile.
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>>14638123
Not the worst, just bothering.
I mean sure, you're a fragile & lanky guy with a preference for dragons who'd like to be cherished, but why the hell forcing it as an axiom and claiming it's the only way? I'm more on a fit side but want me some Dragons too.
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>>14638113
>WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IN A MAN: MY TENTACLES
Heh, I'd give her a shot since at least she's clever and funny.
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>>14638130
Anon, are you hiding something from us?
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>>14638104
The plan is to post it on literotica once the contest is over and more lewd is added. I'm not familiar with pastebin but will look into that.
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>>14638115
>>14638119
Well shit. I guess I offer to make her my queen?
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>>14638129
Yep, normally 'bloodfucker' would just pay for some tavern manslut for the night, but this time she's after some royal cock.
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>>14638127
Made me giggle
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>>14638085
Well, I hope your ready for her to put you on that throne with her using you as a throne.


>>14638090
Ok, the goblin leaves, dejected and teary eyed.

>>14638091
Expect a surprisingly loving wife.

>>14638094
But Anon! You aren't giving her anything so far!

>>14638099
SOunds nice.

>>14638109
She's a fearsome pup that can put many warriors thrice her size to shame.
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>>14638127
The world of online Monster Girl dating is a silly place.
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>>14638095
>Muslim
There's your problem anon. If you had just dated a nice girl from the Order then you would be in a home with your wife and six sons by now.
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>>14638121
It'd probably be the funniest funnest thing to do on the internet
Just reading all the profiles would be a laugh. All the desperation
Oh god I'm a cruel person
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>>14638104
All right made it a pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/335pkRxD

>Features seductive lightning weasel.
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>>14638113
>1 result
>you check it
>apparently a 'snail girl'
>profile picture is a slug girl with a badly photoshopped conical shell on her back
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>>14638136
It's super easy, just name and copy&paste. And if you're the author or can email him it'd be also nice to get everything Perentie made so far under a single pastebin profile and add it to our writefag list in the OP.
Just ask ELH via email on Wordpress http://monstergirlcollection.com/ after/if the profile's done.
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>>14638131
>>14638143
>If people like something I don't and talk about it they're forcing it and its a meme
Why is this thread so sensitive? Do we need to put a disclaimer in every post so people don't get angry, or just make everything super vague so everyone can be happy with it?

>The anon of indeterminate gender and debatable physical build began an activity they personally enjoyed and of their personal preference with a monster girl who was of a certain species and had herself a certain physical build that the anon found to be a body, and thoroughly experienced an emotion during said activity
Anyone offended by this or are we good? Is this not meme enough?
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>>14638121
>DILLAW first story
>that reference to that one /fit/izen that would shitpost about Sea Bishops and Unicorns while posting 2hus
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>>14638151
I'm going to find a nice sterile Echidna to be a mother to all my bastard children.
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>>14638155
>badly photoshopped conical shell on her back
>Not a cardboard box
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>>14638157
>The anon of indeterminate gender and debatable physical build began an activity they personally enjoyed and of their personal preference with a monster girl who was of a certain species and had herself a certain physical build that the anon found to be a body, and thoroughly experienced an emotion during said activity
This is already a sizable percentage of the stories here.
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>>14638161
I wish my waifu had a cardboard box on her back
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>>14638157
>Why is this thread so sensitive?
Oh shut up you drama queen, just ignore the faggots.
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>>14638163
m80 ur jimmy rustling days are well behind you
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>>14638161
>cardboard box
Wurm-chan thinks human boys must like human girls so she uses cardboard props to pretend to be human in her profile.
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>>14638035
>short
Why did they have to ruin an entire species like this?
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>>14638171
She's a genius.
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>>14638170
Oh dear.
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>>14638156
Will do.
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Does anyone have that ASMR with the pack of Wolf Girls circling you, pouncing on you and nibbling on your ears while growling at each other for who gets to go first?

I had to delete it a while back to make room for 'Enter The Dragon IV: Crotch of Fire'.
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>>14638171
She puts her face through one of those cardboard cutouts
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>>14638157
The point is, it goes on and on for probably half a year so far and is being thrown quite pushy at times.
Otherwise I doubt it would get any attention or be called on as a meme/anything whatsoever, this place isn't as touchy as you've described it to be or it is usually memed to be.
But whatever, this talk is getting retarded already.
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>>14638179
>Enter The Dragon IV: Crotch of Fire
Is this a real thing?
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>>14638179
Am I gullible, or are you Roleplaying right now?
>send help
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>>14638173
>not liking short and soft girls
Buzz off Korbo.
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>>14638185
Shoggoth
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>>14638179
>Enter The Dragon IV: Crotch of Fire
Hold on the phone son, what?
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>>14638163
I can't remember anything other than Historianon's.
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>>14638195
>anubis_confession.jpg
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>>14638191
>not infinitely superior tallflat
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>>14638195
>Accidentally read babies as barbies
Well that was a confusing couple seconds
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>>14638145
>you will never meet with your date only to find out it was a manticore pretending to be an cute kiki wanting to find a master
>the manticore kidnaps you and rapes you a few times in the back of her van
>takes you back to her house where a group of them are waiting to just turn you into a cum pump
>days of it going by
>just never ending rape
>thanks to their barbs you haven't slept at all
>as soon as one is done another one hops on
>the manticore that kidnapped you has moved on to using her human pussy giving you waves of pleasure more intense then you've felt all night
>you've become a drooling mess not able to tell whats real or not
>you black out and finally get some rest



>you finally come to days later to an excited Manticore in a naked apron
>she was extremely worried about you and is ecstatic you're all right
>starts talking to herself while making you breakfast about how she was worried they might have taken their girls night out a little too far, but the group is happy they finally found her a husband
>realize she's the one that kidnapped you
>she comes up with a full breakfast saying something about how you need to get your energy back up because the marriage ceremony isn't over yet
>watches you closely as you eat the breakfast, licking her lips
>you notice she's leaking from behind her apron

sex happens more and then they live happily ever after
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>>14638195
I bet an Alp sent this.
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>>14638198
Flat girls are only good if they meet the following criteria:
>wide hips
>thick thighs
>huge ass
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>>14638202
My yandere senses are tingling. What happened to the rest of the entourage?
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>>14638205
Firmly agreed.
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>>14638202
I feel like the second half would instead just be her kicking me out of the bed and telling me to get out, leaving me to come crawling back, begging for tailpussy.
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newbie drawfag, but I'm pleased by how this turned out. Think I might color it, though doing the line art is sorta difficult without a tablet.
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>>14638202
Good end.
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>>14638209
what entourage anon
it was just you and her the whole time

now relax and let her love you

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>>14638214
If that is what I think it is then you have earned my loyalty.
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>>14638179
God help me if you're not being serious, because now I'm interested.
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>>14638151
>be bored
>decide to make a profile on a MG dating site
>Decide to go with a genki personality on your profiles
>Post a fake address and a fake phone number
>just in case someone decides to take 'early action' before even meeting
>With the final touch to lure in the desperate girls
>'I'm a virgin you silly girls~' written on your profile
>perfect
>You wait around for a few minutes expecting some messages
>nothing comes
>maybe everyone's sleeping
>oh well
>being bored with this you go to sleep
>you wake up some hours later, coffee withdrawl ever present
>your computer is still on
>after chugging a good hearty jug of joe, you go back to your computer
>1500+ messages
>wew lad
>you skim through the profiles, the sexual desperation leaking out through the screen
>among such stelllar examples of these
>"Gomenasai, my name is Cassnadra-sama. I am a American otaku(Anime fan for you human boys) I draw doujinshi and manga on my tablet and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior japanese games (Rapeshouta XI, Bara domination 2, My little brother can't be this innocent.......
>you read through another profile
>"Yes I added you because you are a human boy gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!"
>jesus
>you could feel the stinky nerd vibes coming off of their intros|
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>>14638214
The only sign of contention I have are the proportions of the arms and torso.
Otherwise she looks pretty nice.
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>>14638223
And?
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>>14638222
I'd also argue Hikage showing emotion beside her blank stare but that's a minor thing.

Still nice.
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>>14638198
Tallflat and shortstack are tied for my favorite body type. Close behind and tied in second are petite and hourglass.
I'm a slut is what I'm saying.
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>>14638221
Please keep going
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>>14638214
Not bad. Get a tablet, they're not too expensive.
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>>14638222
Yeah, I figured the anatomy would be off. I'm just slowly learning how to get the proportions right by drawing porn for myself.
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>>14638228
don't argue with salt-kun
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>>14638221
Oh I'm such a cruel person but this would become my weekend just for the laughs
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>>14638214
Surprisingly not atrocious.

Study female/human anatomy some more.
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>>14638236
I look forward to seeing how you grow as a drawfag.
>>14638237
My apologies?
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>>14638156
It was indeed easy. Went ahead and loaded my main finished works (Serpent and the Shoemaker probably needs a rewrite so it is left out for now). http://pastebin.com/u/Perentie
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>>14638221
Oh jebus
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>>14638221
She's a stinky NEET snake! With a fat tail!
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>>14638051
>Warrior Sahuagin
I'll give her a decent amount of money and build her a house with a pol.
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>>14638249
>Serpent and the Shoemaker probably needs a rewrite

More snake sex!
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>>14638249
Hot damn.
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>>14638221
>always playing MMORPGs as a little overly cutefied girl
>in MG world it'd be an obligation for any functional teamplay and non-retarded chat messaging
Perfect, I'm fitting like I've been made for it. So why the fukkkk am I here ;_;
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>>14637317
Apophis with holding a prince with a golden bikini on a leash!
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>>14638158
That story was nice.
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>>14638203
>Anon confronts the alp
>Demands to know if she's serious about crossing that threshold and bearing him succubus daughterus
>She stammers that there's no way she made that, it's scary imagining his seed taking root and her belly swelling with children and i-it's not even valentines day yet
>Suddenly her whole body seizes up and she falls into anon's chest
>Demands he breed her now
>Anon princess carries that alp into the bedroom and then plows her until the bed is a crater
>Cupid watches through her binoculars in the distance and pats herself on the back
>One forged letter, one red arrow expended on the alp
>Another successful job, another happy couple made
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>>14638195
>>14638196
I like this thought.
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>>14638254
Good man.
But would you give her something else?
Something that involves kids?
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>>14636664
This is most wonderful.
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>>14638274
She's not really my type.
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>>14638221
>being the evil person that you are you decide to respond to some profiles
>of course you'd never meet them
>just pretend to be interested chat with them a little while
>then move on to the next person
>a bait and switch
>it's a way to pass the time
>you go through your standard lizard girl white knights
>they're always fun to tease
>so desperate and awkward
>any mention of sex and they go wild
>you decide to share your second steam account
>they'll probably buy you some games in the desperate hopes for a date
>half of the games that you've played are probably due to the white knights
>god bless their desperation
>you should probably get into streaming too
>hot damn there's so much money to be made
>but theres always a chance of a desperate girl finding your house from the camwhoring
>you've heard horror stories about surprise 'fans' who have entered a popular camwhores house
>raping him in front of the entire chatroom
>they say videos of it still continue to circulate on the itnernet
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>>14638095
The greatest lesson that life has ever taught me, is that Shia LeBouf is right. JUST. DO IT.

Best advice you'll ever get. Even if things turn out badly, you will, in the end, be glad you did them.

Unless you die. But really, what're the chances?
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>>14638249
Awesome! So it -was- you like I thought, huh. Now it's just up to ELH to add it to the List. Your stuff judging from the time I read it certainly deserves it's own place there (if that's any honor whatsoever, that is).
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I just had the random thought of a cupid with a hawkeye daki
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>>14638280
Geez, you could at lest set her up with a guy.
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>>14638289
>Hawkeye
>not Legolas
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>>14638292
What if she wants to find a man for herself?
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>>14638295
Well, she did just rescue someone that everyone thinks is the heir to something.

Adventurers typically get marriage and titles after that.
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>>14638298
Yeah, but I don't know her type.
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>>14638283
>half of the games that you've played are probably due to the white knights
Think higher. Goes up to 90% usually, and that's for average girls. Sometimes I feel humiliated by the sheer fact who I get to share my gender with.
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>>14638283
More. More I say!
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>you will never work for a dragon district manager
>or a Succubus HR manager
>or the cute monoeye that's the head of IT
Why do I even live?
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>>14638318
To smell ant pheromones.
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>>14638051
>set on replaying and turning down the unlikable until I get my perfect
>it usually doesn't take a lot of tries
>cheshire
>jinko
>dark elf
>unicorn
>large mouse
>lizardman
>amazoness
>dark priest
Keep going girls, there have to be the one among you!
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>>14638318
To smite the wicked and protect the innocent brother! That's why you live!
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Robit girls?
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>>14638337
I want to fuck a kuudere Demon.
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>>14638353
Constructed girls anyway.
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>>14638353
Is that tail socket for lewd purposes?
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>>14638362
It's only been two episodes, but I hope so.
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>>14638318
I know. It sucks I'll never live in a world where it's 100% legal to sneak my semen into an alp co-worker's coffee and watch her slurp that up while telling me she has to know how I make it taste so delicious. Makes me sad I won't be able to watch her get uncomfortable as my spirit energy works its magic inside her system, making her flat chest grow a cup size or two, and then she'll complain to me about how she just got these new bras and they already feel too small for her. The worst of it is I'll never see her one night while we're both working overtime and she'll tear my slacks off and mount me right then and there on her desk, and then she stammers out an apology saying she "swears she can control herself around guys" and she "doesn't know what came over her then".

Damn it, I want 2017 to happen already.
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>>14638382
>TFW it's going to skip right to 2018 like that Windows 9 fiasco.
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>>14638382
That can't be true, then what reason do we have to live?
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>>14638388

exactly
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I always enjoyed the Elven festivals. All those girls dancing outdoors, getting sweaty, wearing flowers in their hair. All the scents were natural, nothing artificial mixed into it. All the festivals ended with people finding some bushes to make love in, and a sweaty Elf with flowers in her hair, intoxicated from the jubilation, well. What victim could be more perfect?
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>>14638394
No. Don't you fucking do it.
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>>14638388

to continue suffering
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>>14638283
>anyways back at the matter at hand
>you decide to look at some more profiles
>see an interesting one
>a crow tengu
>you don't see those everyday
>out of pure boredom and curiosity you decide to message her
>she's surprisingly chill and fun to talk to
>suddenly she logs off
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>>14638393
So we will be invaded by monsters, just not the kind we wanted. I wonder if we meme'd the Syrian civil war into existence just so this could happen, the /tv/ did with that plane in france.
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>>14638410
what happens next man
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>>14638496
She gets ya.
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>>14638496
a skeleton pops out
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>>14638496
The world ends in 35 minutes
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I want to be given the position of Royal Breeder for the Wurm Kingdom when it's discovered I carry the shiny Wurm gene
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>>14638557
Holy shit man, that's 7 times the amount of time Frieza needed to blow up namek!
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>>14638393
Anon everyone said that for Atheists Satanists Lizard Jew Commie Nazi Cthulu Pop CHUDS
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>>14638496
I hope you like holding a v for victory pose
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>>14638560
But Anon!
All those wurms are going to want to claim you for their own!

It'll be the harem to end all harems!

There will be the slightly chubby wurm that runs the bakery, the muscled dire wurm who serves as captain of the guard and loves to nuzzle cheeks with you, the slightly stern wurm with glasses who is the head wizard, the tiny, sly wurm who loves to wiggle into your bed for surprise snuggling that runs the thieves guild, and the slightly haughty, wide hipped princess wurm that wants to breed a whole generations of shiny rulers and get head pats from you.
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>>14638601
All according to Keikaku
Keikaku means plan
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What happens when the Apophis gets the Pharaoh?
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>>14638613
>all the wurms go "oooooh!" and start clapping except for the glasses wurm who claims that it's because she's such a good 'senpai'
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>>14638631
Define 'get'?
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>>14638645
Bound Pharaoh with her tail and her servants aren't there to save her.
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>>14638631
I don't know but nobody stopped them that's for sure
There's desert heat and then there's just heat
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>>14638671
Then she turns the Pharaoh into a maid, rules in her place, and finds herself a nice slaveboy.
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>>14638631
>>14638671
>>14638672
>Pharaoh's servant there
>Sees that thick MILFy Apophis pinning down his Pharaoh master
>Unsure whether to help Pharaoh or admire the sight of the two of them struggling and fighting for just a bit longer
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>>14638631
O-Oh!.. I see you two are busy... I'll be off then, scribe work to, uh, scribe...
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>>14638631
Apophis bites Pharaoh.
Now Anon has 2 Apophi.
Apophai? Apophises?
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to tease a wurm for simple does not necessarily mean stupid.
If you challenge one to get close to your heart then she'll just hug you and claim that it's as close as she can get.
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>>14638637
I'm going to hide glasses-wum's glasses and laugh. Then I'm going to put them back on her because she's breaking the building bumping into stuff.
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>>14638703
Which is better, though?
The original, lewd yandere grapesnek?
Or the newly turned, still royal-blooded pure-hearted grapesnek?
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>>14638714
Oh Anon,
She just has to wear those when she reads, she just likes to wear them everywhere because they make her look smart.

If you really want to tease her then hide them and give her a love letter to read.

Preferably in front of everyone.

The real question is going to be if you're ready for the evil black wurm from shadow mountain to descend and try to claim you, her body covered in thick adamantine plate the color of midnight.

She was long since banished for stealing another wurm's pie and has come to claim you as her own!

Can you stop her?
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>>14638696
>Anon walks past some Anubis guards.
"You girls should, uh, check out the treasury."
>The stern-faced guards look at each other, then rush off, drawing their swords.
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>>14638738
>Which is better
The whole reason you keep both is so you don't have to decide.
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I want to be a big scary warrior veteran and a mentor to a bunch of starry-eyed Wurmlings!
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>>14638749
I want a big scary Wurm warrior to be a mentor to me and a bunch of other raw recruits!
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>>14638749
Are you going to be ready for story time where that ask you to tell them about your adventure while they munch on cookies and drink milk?

Do you want all the little wurmlings to hug you each day when they come in or leave?

Are you ready for nap time where they all surround you and sleep with goofy smiles on their faces?
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>>14638771
Absolutely.

I may look hard and angry on the outside, but I like cuddling.
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>>14638741
>spoiler
Literally worse than Hitler. I summon the champions of the 5 Wurm tribes and with their powers combined, become captain planet. I'll show Shadowurm who's boss.
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>>14638766
I bet she has huge muscles and is covered in battle scars.
With an eye-patch and a taste for hard liquor!
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>>14638741
It's difficult to get a Wurm away from her food. She's an immovable object, no matter how much you push she won't budge.
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>>14638784
Then I hope your ready to walk in on your birthday where all the little wurmlings will bake you a cake...with their mother's supervision of course, although the matronly wurms won't be there.

>>14638786
Your fight may be a grand one Anon but what will you do when she's defeated and sniffling because of how alone she is up there.

Do you know that she has a straw man that she uses to practice hugging?
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>>14638808
Indeed, wurms are quite stubborn when it comes down to it.
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>>14638745
>Apophis winds up getting the Anubis up in her coils too
Yesss, yesss...all according to keikaku...
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>>14638749
"Squeeze harder Wurmlings! Put your back into it!"
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>>14638832
>tfw you realize that anon has 6 fingers
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>>14638848
I only count 5
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>>14638848
No, he's got five.
The spot you are looking at is the human part of the blue wurms arm.
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>>14638749
>Anon gets really into the story of that one time outside Kandahar
>Forgets he's talking to Wurmlings and starts going into detail
>Like when that IED went off and fucked up the guys in the lead humvee
>Or when Mike shot that guy with the M2 from 10 feet away and blew his whole fucking head off and his brains sprayed all over the windshield so bad they had to turn the wipers on
>Or when his weapon jammed and he had to spear a guy to death with his bayonet like it was the fucking civil war or some shit
>Anon realizes when he's saying and stops
>Wurmlings all frozen, staring at Anon with huge eyes
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>>14638631
>Anubis is serving her Pharaoh master, but lately has noticed some changes in her
>She rises the sun much later than normal, seems indifferent to the struggles of her people unless they directly affect her, and seems to be making power grabs at every opportunity
>She has suspicions, but she can't confirm anything
>Until Anon, the human boy she sent on a mission to watch/spy on the Pharaoh confirmed her worst fears
>The Pharaoh has been replaced with an Apophis
>Anubis decided that, she must move quickly if the kingdom is to survive
>Gatherin some of her best girls, she makes a march to the Pharaoh's throne room, as the "Pharaoh" turns in her throne.
>"Mistress Anubis" she is greeted
>"I take it General Sphinx has been destroyed then."
>There is a silent pause, stillness in the air.
>"I must say, you are here sooner than expected."
>Finally, on her cue, the Anubis and her comrades unsheath their swords.
>"In the name of the Holy Courts of the Kingdom, you are under arrest "Pharaoh""
>"Are you threatening me Mistress Anubis?"
>"The Pharaoh will decide your fate."
>"I AM THE PHARAOH"
>"Not. Yet."
>With this, the false Pharaoh stands up, and draws her hidden sword
>"It's treason then."
>She does a tactical spin as she roars through the air, landing in front, and with a growl instantly incapacitates all of the Anubis' allies
>And so the duel between the Anubis and False Pharaoh begins
>It goes on for a while, but with one powerful paw kick, the Anubis knocks that fake-delicious brown girl to the floor, and points her sword, backing her in a corner, just in time for Anon to arrive
>The Anubis, with a stern expression, says "You are under arrest "M'lady.", as she holds a paw to Anubis, motioning him back
>The fake Pharaoh holds her hands up, defenseless, as she pleads to Anon
>"Anon! I told you it would come to this. I was right! The guards are taking over!"
>"The oppression of the Apophis will never return. You have lost."
>With, the false Pharaoh bitterly shakes her head "No, no, nooo, YOU WILL DIE!" and begins shooting purple lightening at the Anubis, who deflects it back with her holy sword
>"She's the traitor!"
>"She is the traitor AHHHH"
>The lightening reflects back on the False Pharaoh, ruining her disguise, as her brown skin pales to a more purple hue, her eyes turn black, and her legs begin to fuse together and lengthen
>Weakened, the Apophis turns her head to Anon "I have the power to be the one you love. You must choose."
>"Don't listen to her Anon!" the Anubis shouts, her strength beginning to waver
>"Don't let her kill me!" The Apophis' disguise completely ruined, revealing a rather chubby, but still pleasing to the eyes, mature purple snake
>"I-I can't hold on any longer, I-I-I'm too weak. Anon! Help me! Help me!"
>Her lightening gone, the Apophis falls back, sword once again pointed at her
>"I-I can't hold on any longer."
>"I am going to end this, once and for all!" The Anubis shouts, tired of this hag's games
>"You can't!"
>The voice comes from Anon, who has observed the fight this whole time. "She must stand trial!"
>"She has control of the senate and the court. She's too dangerous to be kept alive!"
>"I-I'm too weak, don't kill me, ah..."
>"It's not the Anubi way. She must live!"
>The Anubis only stares at the Apophis with hate in her eyes, as the Apophis' eyes widen
>"Please don't!"
>"I need her!"
>Not listening, the Anubis raises her sword to strike down the Apophis once and for all
>"Please, don't!"
>NOOO!"
>Wasting no time, Anon draws his sword and chops off the Big Meaty Paw holding it, disarming her heh
>"AHHH"
>With the new opprotunity, the Apophis grins and unleashes more lightening from her claws
>"POWWWWAAH!"
>The Anubis is hit with surges of purple lightening, corrupting her down to her very DNA, all traces of the sun becoming purple
>"UNNNNLIMMITED POWWWAH!"
>With a final surge of lightening, the Anubis falls from the tower, fully corrupted. By the time she hits the ground, she's become a newly corrupted Apophis, with Big Meaty Paws (Corruption fixes lost limbs), two Anubis ears, and carpets to match the long dark drapes
>The new OCD Anuphis takes a moment to recollect herself and come to terms with her new corrupted body she finds horrifing, as meanwhile, up in the palace, Anon collapses
>"Oooh, what have I done?" The full gravity falls on as to how he has now fully betrayed the Pharaoh, turning over to the grape side
>The Apophis slithers over and towers overtop him, as she looks down with a smug dominant look on her face, her plan going just as she had foreseen it
>"You are fulfilling your destiny Anon."
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>>14638832
What if Wurms are born this small and come in litters of 5~10?
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>>14638854
>>14638856
I sort of see it now, his thumb is hella weird though.
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>>14638859
An Apophis harnessing the power of the dark side and the sheev is frightening.
>>14638863
They hatch from surprisingly small eggs, but rest assured, they grow up to be pretty big in time.
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>>14638811
>spoiler
Well
Alright, I guess she can hang out with us. She has to apologize about the pie though.
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>>14638863
That I would build a huge family of wurms.

I'd be OK with them starting out tiny like that though.
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>>14638877
Congratulations!

She's once more part of the kingdom!
This requires a celebration of unparalleled magnitude.

And afterwards It's up to you to impregnate your wurm harem.

I just hope you're ready for when the wight wurm descends upon the town because I've really got to go to bed.

Just play it safe, you've got this.
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>>14638878
Can you imagine one bear hugging one of her mama's boobs while she nurses with a look of utter bliss on her face?
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>>14638832
Wurm fashion is the latest craze!
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>>14638859
...well at least the Anubis didn't die.
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>>14638903
She got a better fate than the Pharaoh at least.
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>>14638914
What did happen to Pharaoh?
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>>14638932
She has to give every man in the kingdom a lap dance!
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>>14638396
You should be able to solve this, Detective. The works of the Sniffer have been in the threads for a long time before the name was given.
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>>14638950
You do have to wonder what each Monster Girl smells like, what scent you can recognize them by, what aroma you can savor.
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>>14638966
Apophis smells like purple.
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>>14638966
I've actually sniffed my cats so much I can tell them apart by smell.
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>>14638932
Once, the Pharaoh was the impressive ruler. A mature body with weight in the right places, large breasts, a soft rear, and wide hips. Tall legs that drew attention to her, lovely feet men begged to be stepped on by, and a lovely face admired by all. Her slim waist and beach body made any of her dresses impress.

She's now a joke of her former self. Like all fallen Pharaohs, she was corrupted into an Apophis, but just any Apophis would be too simple, and the Apophis who overthrew her loves to make extravagant punishments.

She's a short Apophis for one, with no curves to speak of. Potions ended up taking away her once impressive bosom, leaving only flat, and her once impressive rear and wide hips are gone too. She's not a loli, make no mistake, more like an awkward teenage girl who never hit puberty, and never will. Her lovely legs and feet are replaced with a snake tail, that's short by lamia standards, and makes her once tall dominating stature shorter. Now instead of commanding a room, she's lucky to get noticed. Her once amazing face has been reduced to something plain. Not unattractive, but nothing to note.

And for the final straw, the Apophis has reduced her sexual libido, and cast a chastity spell on her. She doesn't experience sexual excitement as often, but when she does, she gets frustrated thanks to the spell making sure she'll never be able to get off, no matter what she does. She can only try to tough it out when she gets aroused.

The Apophis didn't need to make changes to her personality though, she thought it'd be more fitting for the haughty, proud, and regal Pharaoh to be herself, trapped in an unimpressive body. After all, what fun would it be if she changed her? The once mighty and seductive Pharaoh is now nothing more than an Apophis slavegirl, unable to get boys, unable to get looks, and even if she somehow found a boy he wouldn't be able to satisfy her. All she does is do degrading manual labor around her master's new Castle wearing a slave bikini that purposely shows off her unimpressive body, no one even recognizes her as the previous Pharaoh, nor would they believe her. After all, who'd think for once that some plain flat curveless snake was once the proud dominant powerful and beautiful Pharaoh?
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>>14638971
I always thought and Apophis would smell of expensive perfume, with the audible jingling of the excessive jeweler she wears, her words carried by a bewitching breath, that disguises an incredibly powerful and sharp venom that drips from her fangs.
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>>14638985
I want to adopt and pamper this Pharaophpis.
>>14638994
Perfume is shitty, though. The best girls smell wonderful without it. Apophis would secret a seductive musk from every pore.
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>>14638985
Maybe....Maybe she deserved it?
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>>14638994
How irresistible would one be if they had the voice of Asami Sanada?
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>>14639042
I dunno, I can't imagine an Apophis sounding like anything other than some mayadere villainess with a mature voice.
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>>14639060
I can imagine her sounding like all kinds of things, including what I consider the ultimate sex voice, Mrs. Mamiya from Starless. I associate both of them with purple.
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I wonder if gnomes hide in people's gardens?
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>>14639060
I dunno, man, that voice would sound heavenly and devilish at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUOXbFNPOtE
Despite the title, no, she doesn't actually.
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>>14639069
Muckled damn cultists! Air eh namblies be keepin' me wee lasses?!
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>>14639001
>I want to adopt and pamper this Pharaophpis.
Good luck capturing the Apophis' most favorite pet. Even if you did, imagine dealing with all her struggles. The loss of her once amazing body, being stuck in a foreign one that's the species of the monster who ruined her life, and will never truly mature and blossom into a beautiful woman like she was before. Having a harder time experiencing the true joy of womanhood, and never getting off properly.

>>14639004
The Pharaoh would tell you a long sob story about how she was attacked by a vicious monster. The Apophis would tell you about how she's a lone rebel who defeated an evil tyrant and had the mercy to spare her life and have a little fun. You'll probably never know the true story behind their hatred. All you'll know is that in the end the Apophis emerged victorious.
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>>14639075
>Good luck
I don't need luck. I need a good team.
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>>14638985
>Once, the Pharaoh was the impressive ruler
>Proceeds to only talk about her body
Impressive
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>>14639069
>Garden Gnome Girls
>Small shortstacks wearing weird outfits and pointed hats.
>By day they're just immobile statues, but they might throw some seductive poses.
>At night they come to life and get up to all sorts of mischief, moving things around, playing pranks on their owner, Anon.
>Anon is convinced the Gnomes are alive, but no one will believe him.
>Each day Anon tries to outwit this collection of strange Garden Gnome Girl statues he inherited from his grandmother.
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>>14639042
>Look her up
>Check for a role I recognize and can summon a sample of in my mind
>The only one is Zabimaru's "Tail"
...well, I suppose insofar as having played a snake-person before?
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>>14639079
It's a world run by Monster Girls, what did you expect would be their standards of "a good leader"?
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>>14639075
Is there no third party to any of this that can provide a more bias-free story?
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>>14639090
The only party who ever knew the true unbiased story was a Goldfish girl, but she only has a memory of 3 seconds, so she already forgot.
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>>14639086
An actual good leader. What more value is there in a 10/10 body when all bodies are 10/10? They wouldn't choose that as a symbol of social status.
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>>14639090
Yes. But to reach her, you must conquer the desert.
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>>14639069
>Be guy gardening
>Find stalk with weirdly large bean
>Attempt to pull it mario2 style
>Pull up gnome with a pained expression on her face
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>>14639071
>A teenage Apophis luring young men into an alleyway.

Yep, that's a grape snake for ya.
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>>14639101
Can't I just E-Mail her?
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How many of these have potential as MGs?
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>>14639103
Well at least he didn't pull out a mandrake.
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>>14639107
No, Anon Muad'dib. You must mount the Being of Eternity!
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>>14639109
We already have a thing about slenderman
And if that's Jeff the killer he can fuck off
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>>14639115
Is that like riding a horse? I can't do that.
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>>14639121
Well if you can't find out the truth, what will you do?
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>>14639114
That would be fun
Every day anon goes to his garden and finds a different plant girl
Until he gets a gnome and a freeloading troll and gardening becomes easier
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>>14639121
Oh no Anon Muad'dib. It's nothing like riding a horse.
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>>14639109
I recognize maybe five of them.
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>>14639127
I'll find out another way.

>>14639130
But she's all bumpy and hard and has nothing to hold onto.
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>>14639128
What does he do with them?
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>>14639137
Then why not enter the cockpit?
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>>14639143
Won't that make me her husband or something?
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>>14639144
I thought you cared.
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>>14639109
Cancer is already a monster anon
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>>14639128
The Troll could give Anon good advice on tending his garden. Having lived in a woodland cottage for most of her youth, getting to know the plants that dwell there.
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>>14639140
Simple
Make a plant girl greenhouse
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>>14639149
But I can't marry a girl I just met!
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>>14639154
Whenever I think of trolls outside the whole internet troll context, I always remember those grisly movies of trolls ripping apart people and smashing into their puny bodies with their large bulky hands.
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>>14639154
>Smells like a lovely floral bouquet
Ahhh...
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What mg would appreciate a good oat biscuit?
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>>14639157
It's okay, she wouldn't marry someone who doesn't actually value truth anyway.
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>>14639128
Why freeloading?
And how does a gnome help?
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>>14639163
All of them, as long as there's jizz on it.

Except maybe an alp because she doesn't know what she wants, so you'll just have to shove it in when her guard is down.
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>>14639163
Holtaurus
For we all know about milk and cookies
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>>14639168
Would you also give the alp holst milk to wash that down when she asks for a drink?
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>>14639173
I'd give her a Holst-milk milkshake and then watch her blush while sucking the straw.
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>>14639173
Nah, Hathor Milk. She's a growing girl, she needs her strength.
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>>14639173
And watch those mosquito bites swell up? And have her tell me she feels funny and ask if she looks a little different? And then I'll say "Mmmmm I can't see anything. You want seconds?"

Oh god yes.
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>>14639163
Bird mgs will love them
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>>14639181
I wanna help an Alp get STACKED!
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>>14639192
Willingly, or unwittingly?
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>>14639192
GOTTA GET HUGE!
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>>14639173
>holst milk

>Tomboy delinquent succubus, the kind that walks around with a long skirt reaching her ankles, sitting so low on her hips her pelvic bones show
>Tight, ripped midriff completely bare, wraps around her small breasts, back clad only in an old looking school jacket with "Greatest swordswoman under the heavens" on the back
>Constantly drinks milk and looks for fights, her bokuto never leaving her side
>Swap her milk out one day for 120% pure holst milk without her noticing
>She takes down a 20 man army from another school, reaches for her milk to wash down the taste of victory
>Downs it, crushes the carton, then gasps and doubles over as her breasts, hips and ass expand, tearing the wrap, stretching her skirt to the point it rips
>Laugh as she looses her althetic, streamlined warrior's body.
>Learn the hard way that even if they are now covered in a layer of soft, all that muscle is still there
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Is it bad that I want to see mgs with addictions?

>harpies on bird seed
>soldier beetles in sugar cakes
>plant girls on plant growth powder like its roids
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>>14639211
Sugar canes*
Stupid phone
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>>14639211
No you sick fuck.
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>>14639211
>harpies on bird seed
Makes me thing will harpies still fall for the "seed case behind the window" trick
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>>14639211
I don't think so, then again I've been headcannoning alps having an affinity for milk and coffee for months after reading about the original folklore.
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>>14639211
Also, some monsters are already there. I can see at least three of them that will never quit drinking.

And they're all addicted to semen. ALL OF THEM.
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>>14639228
Anon you shouldn't tease addicts like that.
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>>14639219
We are all sick fucks anon.
The question is, how far have you Descended?
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>>14639247
Good lord woman, when was the last time you preened yourself?
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>>14639228
It's all fun and games till that one aggressive jubjub smashes through that window
That or a harpy related to a aggressive bird, like a raven or something
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>>14639230
I can see it now
> relaxing in a coffee shop
> the coffee shop is full of alps
> the alps are full of coffee
> all the normies and the human girls have been forced away by the alps
> it's now the bro-iest place in town
> the alps blush when you offer to buy them a drink, and angrily insist they can do it
> most have wallets, some have purses
> all have shaking hands as you put your own wallet away
> none of them wait, scurrying back to their table as you smile at them, waiting for their order
> that means none of them ever see you tipping the barista's $20 to make their coffee with something 'extra'
> sometimes it's Holst milk, or Hathor milk
> most of the time it's your semen
> the barista is a god-tier stage-3 Alp, and highly approves of this
> within a month, they're rubbing their thighs together from the second you walk in
The only question is then - what do you do with a bunch of made-to-order Alps addicted to your semen?
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>>14639246
Yeah but that's a given
I want them to have voices outside getting the dick
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>>14639261
Vices*>>146392
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>>14639247
I'll tease who I want! It's not like they can stop me!
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>>14639260
Ffffuck. I'll open up a fetish cafe. Fetishwear uniforms from cheerleader to sentai ranger, all of them having their own personalities and unique way of serving the customer.

Word will eventually get out about the truth of the waitresses, and then business will slow to a crowl as I lose popularity, but the truth was I only opened that place so that a bunch of alps would dress up in girly uniforms for my amusement.
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>a monstergirl would never go insane, conquer the world and make the entire humanity live as mere livestock at human farms after you rejected her
It kinda hurts.
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>>14639273
I shall become the teaser anon!
>Tricking harpies like>>14639228
>telling tankuki's that I'm rich
>learn enough stealth to spank the asses of kunoichis and kakuens
>rig a vampires home with garlicky gass traps
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>>14639288
Good, I read a thread on /tg/ one day about a setting in which monsters raised humans as livestock and learned that humans aren't economically viable as livestock.
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>>14639288
I'm fin with her conquering humanity, but not like this.
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>>14639276
> not gladly stating on day one you have an all-alp staff
> not attracting customers with sick curiosity on how you managed to get those alps into girly clothes
> not having a regular customer base due to the coffee being too good to believe
> not having ridiculous adventures as people try to steal your secret recipe
> not offering every new alp you hear about an extremely well paying job, even while they're in school working for you that beats everyone else
> not watching in glee as the new alps angrily deny you, then have their existing jobs bite them in the arse, forcing them to come to your cafe
> not treating the alps nice and courteously, letting them pick their costume and letting them start off in the back area where they rarely need to be seen
> not *not* telling them that their 'costume' is in fact, being slowly modified every time they go home from work
> not slowly pushing the new alps into the cafe as a waitress, where the other alps tease them and they squirm with embarrassment as their friends from school laugh about how much they hate dresses, but are wearing one now
> not letting the tension build up as you refuse to let her work as a barista, and offer her free coffee to work. Coffee filled with good stuff~
> not counting down the days as her lust for you gets worse and worse, and her anger at not being told the secret recipe for the coffee grows enormous
> not casually sipping your coffee one day as she barges in, dressed in a now stripperiffic outfit, begging to know how to make it
> not toying with her until she admits that she loves wearing the costume, and loves being stared at, and would do anything, anything for you for you to tell her
> not letting the breath catch in her throat as you stroke her cheek and whisper-
the secret ingredient is love

not taking her home that night with the other girls to have a 'big sleepover'
> not relaxing as they turn get her all made up, and tease her with lewd games within sight
> not retiring to bed, with all the Alps that work for you
> not pulling off her costume as she whispers that she'd do anything to learn how to make your good coffee
> not giving her the secret ingredient
You just gotta eat a lot of fruit anon. Then you'll be good enough to run MY kind of restaurant
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What Monster Girls would have the fattest asses?
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I want to satisfy the depraved needs of a Unicorn.
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>>14639289
Wish you success
If only so if and when you crash and burn, the tale will be legendary
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>>14639297
All of them, given enough time and semen.

Except for the ones that have NO ass.
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>>14639305
> spoiler
You mean Alps?
Also >>14639297, the answer is slime - best of course, is shoggoth
Dat ass, outta this world
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>>14639297
Troll
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>>14639310
>best of course, is shoggoth
You are incorrect, wife slime is best slime.
Nureonago in a maid outfit > Shoggoth.
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>>14639167
There is me to bring a earth elementalist then just fucking a gnome and throwing rocks in people's faces anon
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>>14639310
>>You mean Alps?
No, I talk about them all the time except for this occasion. They're hiding a nice, firm alpple bottom in those hot pants.

I was trying to think of monsters that wouldn't have an ass due to their anatomy making it impossible. Slugs? Do slimes count since their just jelly surrounding a core?
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>>14639324
alp-ple bottom?
That sounds...
Who else imagined biting cute tomboy butt through pants? No? J-just me?
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>>14639321
More*
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>>14639319
But Shoggoths can cure cancer by injecting some of themselves into you and having those shoggoth cells clean up your body from the inside. I could sing my praises for shoggoths until I'm blue in the face.
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Where did this meme of Alps being tomboys come from? They're literally the result of a twink who was so feminine that he magically metamorphosed into a girl.
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>>14639328
I have to resist acting on those thoughts, if she thinks I'm just some obsessed weirdo!...
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>>14639332
Nureonago in a maid outfit > Shoggoth
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>>14639335
Alps are confused.
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>>14639328
To quote Weird Al.
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>>14639342
I love this cock.
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>>14639335
Their personalities can vary, as it's stated in the profile. They can be tomboys, they can be a confused twink, they can be completely aware of why they changed and be ultra-sluts from the get-go, I could go on.
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>>14639337
Come on, man. Don't ruin the Nureonago with your stubbornness.
Shoggoths are more specialized to be maids, and are more "hands on" with their master, while Nureonagos are more specialized for wifely duties, and aren't quite as "hands on".
They're both good in their own respects.

Although, a Shoggoth helping a man who recently lost a limb by replacing it with her own body would certainly make for an interesting scenario.
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>>14639348
>I could go on
Please do, professor of Alpology!
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>>14639344
I want to touch that cock.
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>>14639337
Anon, imagine being in a car crash. Completely random act of nature, nothing you could do. Doctor says there were burns all over 90% of your body, your legs were cut off, you'll need help going pretty much anywhere for the rest of your life.

Or that was the case, until your shoggoth maid came to you when she heard the news, heard the report from the doctor, and told him to fuck off while she did her work.

You'll have a complete recovery in a couple of days, you'll just need some time for all of the black shit to turn into a more familiar fleshy appearance though.

Also, you have a new car. It looks kinda weird.
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>>14639354
Nureonago in a maid outfit > Shoggoth
>tfw already out of fanart
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>>14639297
Your waifu

Your waifu's ass so fat it formed its own demonic realm
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>>14639297
This girl is all about ass.
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>>14639369
#REKT
#SICKBURN
#FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS
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I want this as my demon childhood friend
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>>14639380
Krulcifer > *
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>>14639367
Anon, imagine something just clicking. A switch in your body just turned off and now you're fucking diabetic forever.

And when you told your shoggoth the news, she told you she'll make everything better.

You probably know how she did it. At some point when you weren't aware she gave you a new pancreas. It's made of shoggoth.
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Gyaru Alps, Daddy-O!
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>>14639364
>>14639385
She wouldn't stay a mere maid after that.
She'll be getting a ring in the near future.
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>>14639386
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>>14639375
>Still no art of Kakuens or Cheshires getting spanked
This is hell.
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>>14639385
I want to live with my Shog so long I eventually gain her powers through cell replacement and we fight crime together

She's my supersuit
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>>14639396
So Shog is Venom
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>>14639386
>Alp
>Not gyaru Titania
Pure gyarus are the best.
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>>14637743
You better make up to her anon. Kiki's aren't meant to be made sad. A few headpats should help.
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I bet it's gonna be like his hiatus

come back in 6 hours for a new pic
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>>14639403
Second
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>>14639401
>>14639396
Okay okay, I can work with this.

Anon, imagine confessing to your Shoggoth about your chuuni fantasy of being a crimefighting superhero. She could say something about "why are you beating mooks up when you could be plowing my shoggoth ass", but instead she humors you and says she'll be the Alfred to your Bruce Wayne. The Jarvis to your Avengers. She tells you to wait a few minutes while she makes your costume for you.


....It looks kinda slimy. She tells you it can turn your arms into chainsaws, can swing from poles and stuff, fly, has springs in the feet so you can jump high, and most importantly, is extremely damage resistant so her master won't get hurt.

You go kick some ass until your shoggoth eventually gets worried and decides to join you in crimefighting as your sidekick.
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>ywn mindbreak a monoeye
Why live?
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>>14639409

Kek
Someone spammed him with "THAT FACE" messages?
Poor guy
His dhampir and hinezumi were very good
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>>14639403
>gyaru Titania

I want this now.
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>>14639386
At first I thought I'd feel sad about someone finding a stage 2 and breaking them in before I could do it first, but then I imagined finding a stage 3 uberslut and reigning them in until they're much more 'tame' via sexual healing.

I didn't know I wanted this.
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>>14639416
What if mindbreaking a monoeye actually causes them to turn in hyper-aggressive yandere? Would you still do it?
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>>14639409
I feel really bad for him.
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>>14639425
Yanderes are bad, anon.
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>>14639425
YES!
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>>14639432
Then you shouldn't mindbreak them

>>14639434
Do you really want it?
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>>14639409
I'd also quit if I were him

He puts so much effort into his art and all the response he gets is negative comments about his faces
Not even constructive feedback, just plain up bashing him...

Barb if you're reading this, just do whatever makes you happy
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>there are people IN THIS THREAD, IN THE CURRENT YEAR, IN THE WORLD, who would dick the daughteru
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>>14639438
YES!
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>>14639414
Initially, I was afraid of Shoggoths due to the apparent long-term effects from being with one.
Now that I'm seeing more possibilities with them, it would be amazing having a Shoggoth maid/wife.
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>>14639440
The fuck are you smoking, people have already told him multiple times what's wrong with his faces, sure he's made some headway (no pun intended) but he still has a lot of issues to face. If he can't face reality and recognize that people aren't always gonna be sunny-side up to his art, he should just go to sleep face down and don't bother getting back up to post things on the internet, 4chan of all places. He can't handle the bantz.
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>>14639418
He was improving, but I honestly think his faces are off. It's so weird how he nails the body and then tries to shove a semi realistic face onto it.
As someone who finds the face and eyes the prettiest part of a woman it ruins the whole thing for me.
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>>14639440
People don't realise that the guy's his own toughest critic and he finds it hard being confident in his work without people shitting on him. I'd rather he carried on drawing MGE stuff but if he's going to keep getting shit for it then taking a break to draw something else is probably a good idea.
>>14639446
He doesn't post them on 4chan, at least not usually. Check the file names of the images when they're posted, people grab them from his tumblr and put them here.
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>>14639442
You want some gross flat chested cyclops the violently kiss you, her greedy little tongue rapping round yours? You want her to break the kiss, a trail of saliva falling from her mouth as she grinds on you, whispering into your ear about how you'll pierce her womb and give her so many daughters?
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>>14639446
Carlos get the fuck off my board already.
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>>14639460
YES!
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>>14639445
Ooh I just thought of another one.

Anon, imagine the bills being too darn high. Fact is your job sucks and doesn't really pay too much. You're gonna have to cut corners. Something has to go.

Your shoggoth comes up with an idea. "Stop paying the power bill."

Well, she's up to something, so you do what she says. You wait for the worst and... Your lights are still on. Your appliances are still running. Your shoggoth tells you to come outside and look at this stuff she installed for you.

On your roof you've got brand new solar panels. Holy crap, where'd she get the money to buy them and set them up? "Don't worry about that." And how are you going to maintain them? "Just give me your seed and I'll handle the rest."

And so you do.
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>>14639468
Why?
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>>14639409
God bless.
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>>14639470
Why not?
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>>14639469
But then I won't be able to feed the birds.
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>>14639474
She's ugly and unstable
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>>14639477
She means your man juice, Shirou.
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>>14639483
Huh? But I'm on my last can!
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>>14639481
I know she's unstable, I mind broke her.
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>>14639495
But why do you want her?
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>>14639493
Your spirit energy! Fire your spirit gun into her spirit jar or else she can't keep doing awesome things for you!
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>>14639498
Won't that hurt?
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>>14639469
Truly a marvel, replicating the semiconductor materials needed for solar panels.
Can't imagine her own methods of moral support.
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>>14639469
Thats not how solar panels work anon.
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>>14639497
Because I'm a deviant.
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>>14639502
Your pOnOs! Stick your pOnOs in her vagOOO and J-J-JAM IT IN!

it's almost 7, I think I just spent like 3 hours shooting the shit about alps and shoggoths. And to think I was gonna play shovel knight before I went to bed
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>>14639517
You lost me.
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>>14639517
I want to write about an expedition to Antarctica where a group of scientists search for the ruins of ancient civilizations, meet clumsy Penguin Girls, discover Shoggoths and find out that one of their own rank is an Alp!
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>>14639409
I feel bad for that guy
His improved a lot since his first pics but still gets shitted on. He really needs to have thicker skin.
Meanwhile the double futa wock guy just laughs at any criticism and makes more abominations
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>>14639555
The guy has a lot of potential, it's just frustrating how he keeps trying to mesh two different art styles together. You can't have an exaggerated anime body and a realistic attempt at a face, it ends up looking either uncanny or just bad.
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>>14639472

Oh fuck off, I like his art.
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How about cyberpunk biker gangs?
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ultra ded
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>>14639703
Wanna talk about Wights dancing ballet?
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>>14639704
But they're too large bottomed to do proper pirouettes!
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>>14639409
I haven't kept an eye on this guy too much, so I've just visited his DA to look through some art, and honestly? I find it ABSOLUTELY alright and likable, even the faces. The style's peculiar, but it's not bad, I actually find it pretty cute in it's own, non-anime-ish way. Like this one in particular, or the one with a shogg earlier in the thread. Sure, there's been some of his art posted that didn't look as good to me, but none of that had anything fundamentally wrong. And actually, I would like it to stay that way and get some o the better stuff occasionally than have him change it into something completely different and not necessarily good at all.

And just so it doesn't look like a complete faggy hugbox/circlejerk enabling attempt, there is drawfaggotry here that I don't give a shit about. Not calling names, of course.
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>>14637065
>giant meaty shark tail to grope

Yeeesssss! Oh yes! I never knew how much I wanted this!
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>>14639719
No bones inside, even.
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>>14638051
>Warrior Succubus
Marry me Wilmarina.
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>>14637112
Why is he just standing in the ocean fully clothed?
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>>14638051
>A young Lizard Warrior hears of your plight and, with stars in her eyes, sets out on an adventure to reclaim her prince "Just like in fair tales!".
I'd offer to accompany her on her journey to find a real prince after she learns that I aint one.
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A secret society of Undead discovers the way to enter our dimension
Their leader, a Wight, along with her most elite subordinates invade Earth
She becomes this world's Demon Lord
In order to increase her power and ranks she decides to raise as many undead as possible which results in what could only be described as a "Monster girl Zombie apocalypse"

What is your plan of action to survive this catastrophe?
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>>14639728
Obligatory fine taste response.
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>>14639767
Winchester.
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>>14639409
>anon ruining it again for everybody
And you just know it was a guy who could never contribute a piece of content if his life depended on it.
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>>14639767
Try to call for the other DL. She'd rule this bitch over then show her how it's done.
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>>14639767
Find zombiegirl Michelle Jackson and wight her. Then recruit a bunch of other zombies and perform the thriller dance.
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>>14639809
>Looking for a particular Zombie
I wonder how many people would search for Hitler or other historical figures

tfw you have sex with Skeleton Jesus
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>>14639409
>Barb quitting before he gets to your favorite Monster Girl
Y-You too
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>>14639767
Cull Stratholme.
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>>14639832
It would be really weird finding a dead relative turned into a hot zombie, but fun to see all the old greats live though.
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>>14639851
>grandpa comes back from the dead as a sexy MG
>"Come give your ojisan ad good dicking anon-kun~"
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I want to raise a family in the monstergirl suburbs with other waifufags as neighbors
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>>14637660
>Maid-kini
Feel a chub coming on.
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>>14639787
>he doesn't enjoy ruining fun for others
Are you even human?
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>>14639409
So did the guy dedicated to sabotaging the thread by trying to chase away content creators spam him or something?
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>>14639912
Bonus points if you were close to your granpa, gave you tips for life or taught you how to shave.
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I just realized the next chapter I'm going to write will be just 8000 words of exposition.
Help.
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>>14639936
Nice boogeymanning. Guy's just doing it for attention again, remember he tried to take a hiatus 'until he fixed his faces' and came back the day after.
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>>14639211
>Shindo L will never do MGE girls
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>>14639940
I want to eat that hot dog.
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>>14639940
>filename
Perfect.
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Are there any stories featuring buffcubi? I need more buffcubus.
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>>14639947
Good

Fuck that noise

I would rather jinkrock does some hellhound with a shota stuff
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>>14639960
Me too. We need stories about girls with hearts on fire, strong desire to get stronger, and it won't be longer with their eye of the tiger.
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>>14639432
GAY
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>>14639964
No anon, not good. Tragic, horrible.
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>>14639969
An Anon and his Succubus gf who gets in an accident and the Succubus can't help him because she is puny and physically weak.

Anon ends up with a nasty scar and succubus ends up hitting the gym so that it never happens again.

Plottwist would be that it does happen again, but succubuff is ready this time.
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>>14639441
Present.
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>>14639441
>>14639992
ditto
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>>14639987
I like it.
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>>14639987
>>14639996
But who spots for her?
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>>14639937
the advice my grandpa always gave me was about a cow called Black Ringo and that I should go for him but warned me that he an ornery son of a gun.
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>>14639409
pls no, Barb
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>>14639779
Thank you anon.
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>>14639409
So people outside of here think his faces are fucked too? I don't hate the guy or anything, but his faces are too tumblrish.
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Girl's gotta be stronk to keep bitches and whores away from her man!
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Maybe I shouldn't ask here but what's a good tablet for drawing and how much will it cost me? I'd be willing to spend up 500US. I know about the SAI paint tool but would welcome any other suggestions. I used to draw and been thinking of picking it up again, though I've never done it on a comp/tablet. And you don't have to worry about running me off since I've always been here and know you.
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>>14639994
Why do you like daughterus? Or incest in general?
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>>14640057
Wacom is generally pretty good. I'd recommend the Bamboo line but it's sadly discontinued (real shame, mine is 8 years old now and still works great). Their Intuos line is good too but I hear the more recent editions are structurally kinda flimsy. Monoprice is apparently pretty alright too but I've never used one so I can't vouch.

SAI is a fine light-weight tool, but keep an eye out for Clip Studio Paint, which is also great and often on sale.
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>>14640062
Forbidden just means it's fun to break the rules. Like plowing your daughteru against the wall until there is a very obvious molding of her, or eating an apple.

Apples are pretty fuck great, you should try one. I'm partial to the big yellow ones.
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>>14639960
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>>14640113
Now do her squatting with a Kiki in a shell suit!
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>>14640113
Love it.
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>>14639291
Also it's common knowledge that free-range humans are better than farm grown ones.
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>>14640113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckZlj2p8W9M

TOWER
OF
POWER
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>>14639728
I still think she had a better design as a pure human.
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>>14640070
For me, it's me about intimacy and familiarity. Who's closer and lives you more than family?
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>>14640121
Shell suit?
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>>14640146
It's traditional Slav-wear. Google images should give you an idea. Regular sweats are fine too.
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>>14640150
Oh, like that wherever I am I must squat image?
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>>14640159
Don't know the image, but I can only assume it is so.
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>>14639080
I want one.
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>>14639203
>a muscular tomboy succubus will never have you ride her shoulders
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>>14639767
Get the most fire resistant raincoat I can find, coat myself in oil, set myself on fire and walk into their "waaarm~" moaning armies with arms wide open, laughing my head off.
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>>14640189
You are now surrounded by the only thing worse than a horde of zombies: a horde of flaming zombies.
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>>14640191
I like hot women with fiery passion and a warm countenance
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>>14639297
Methonium/Synecdoche draws the most sublime boat buns.
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>>14639297
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>>14640067
Alright man, I'll start here. Thanks.
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>>14639409
This motherfucker needs to stop beating himself up at every opportunity, goddamn.
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>>14640113
Gonna get swole that one is.
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>>14640067
>the Bamboo line
I've got one of those and I've never used it because I don't know how to draw. Maybe I should become a drawfag.
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>>14639409
He doesn't need to quit, he just needs to improve those faces a bit more and he'll be there. The faces are the only problem he has as an artist, otherwise he's damn good.
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>>14639409
>mfw I see someone with thin skin
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>>14640022
Yes, a lot of other people find his faces "weird" (just go to the other monster girl sites), but I believe they are always in the minority. It's just his style, and it's not bad at all.
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>watching FFXV demo
>those fucking Alps in that tent at the start
I want to take my Alp buddies on a road trip and then camp out in a tiny tent!
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>>14639109
Top row:
Emo Blue Man Group member, werewolf wearing a cone the wrong way round, Anon in a tentacle forest, and The Binding of Isaac.

Second row:
Final form Pepe, Fallout Deathclaw, and an alien holding a carboard box full of mysterious green alien goo.

Third row:
Nina from Fullmetal Alchemist, Mr Bones, and Edward Knifehands

Bottom row:
Johnny Depp, sad Shy Guy, and the next Doctor Who.

I don't know much creepypasta.
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>>14640257
>Alpfags calling anything vaguely feminine an Alp
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>>14640268
Metrosexual please.
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You wouldn't a horse would you?
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>>14640022
I'm not sure about tumblrish, but I find them offputting. Barb draws some nice monstergirls then goes with "that" for the face.
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>>14640274
Nope
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>>14640274
I would take her to the glue factory.
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>tfw barely made it in time to jailbreak 3DS
>right when an update that would've prevented me from doing so released
Thanks again for your advice, random anon.
Now I too can enjoy glorious onee-san tits.
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>>14640274
I seriously would not.
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>>14640274
I would gladly put her under the yoke.
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>>14640257
>FFXV demo
Oh wow that is some terrible voice acting.
And what is up with Square and making almost all of their male characters fuccbois except for the token bara?
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>>14640286
Oh, mine's 10.3. Can I still manage it?
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>>14640292
But Prompto is voiced by Dean Venture.
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>love the undead types
>but find the idea of living literally forever (as in geological timespans) utterly horrifying and likely to be a fate worse than death after a point
Who else here has some weird contradictory preferences here?
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>>14640274
>>14640274
I would.
I'd even plug her up after cumflating her just to see her try and be proud/noble when every other step causes her to slosh.
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>>14640313
I'd check Homebrew General first, but odds are, no.
The kind of exploit you need (opening the web browser) is now locked behind a 'mandatory' system update, so they won't let you access the web browser now without updating to 10.4, which you don't want to do.

You'll have to wait even longer now.
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>>14640289
I want to enslave MG's as pack animals and beasts of burden. Imagine driving in a chariot pulled by a loli Minotaur or Oni. I'd masturbate into her hair during the drive and that'd be her payment.
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>>14640316
>Love dominant Werewolves
>Canines in general terrify me so I can't imagine I'd react well to being jumped by a giant one, even if she had big tits and such
I sort of know the feeling then.
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>>14640316
>like lolis
>like an older girl with big hips
I guess Abominations + Vanilla could count as a contradiction to some people.
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>>14640336
I want to have vanilla sex with an abomination!
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>>14640316
I love spidergirls and oomukades, but I hate bugs. I hate getting my blood drawn, but would gladly let a vampire do it.
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>>14640286
>tfw bought hackable 9.2 3DS half a year ago
>too lazy to hack and play it

>tfw bought ps4 for waifuborne and drake for christmas
>too lazy to unpack and play it

Halp
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>>14640332
>Canines in general terrify me so I can't imagine I'd react well to being jumped by a giant one
>even if she had big tits and such
Easy, she can just perform some puff-puff service.
Fug I wish there was art of a big-tiddied vanilla Werewolf.
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>>14640340
I want to kiss an Abomination on her horrible lips in the church and have sweet lotus position sex with her terrifying lower orifice that evening..
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>>14640316
>I'm perfectly okay with being belittled and bullied
>I'm perfectly not okay with being belittled and bullied over species or sex/gender
It's why I hate Amazons, Dark Elves, and Vampires even though I'd be fine with being an Ushi-Oni's living dildo or a Mindflayer's squidkid.
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>>14639109
>>14640264
Now we just need the puppet from FNaF, and we'll come full circle
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>>14640345
That doesn't get rid of the aggressive wolf thing, though.
As much as I like the idea of a tough wolfu, if I ever met one I'd be reduced to a sobbing, shaking mess.
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>>14640323
Huh, looks like I can still use the browser. The message that an update is available hasn't even come through yet, and this is the first time I've been connected my 3ds to the internet in a couple of weeks.
I guess if I do hack it, I won't be able to use the Eshop though, is that correct?

>>14640344
What are you doing with your life? Do you need a kiki?
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>>14640347
I want to get CBT'd but hate bullying.
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>>14640316
>Only drink moderately and think binging ruins alcohol for me
>Really like Onis
>>14640343
Same deal for me with bugs. Ushi-Oni and Oomukade are two of my favourites yet their real life equivalents scare the shit out of me.
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>>14640349
Oh relax, they'd never hurt you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUAme6b5iOI
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>>14640345
KC's art has come a long way. I wish he updated the older ones.
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>>14640286
How complete is fan translation of FE if?
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>>14640274
Yes I would.
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>>14640347
That's unusual, considering that all three of those girls eventually come around to loving their husbands.
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It's possible that I may have a problem.
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>>14640357
Apparently all the chapters are translated, or so it says.
They're probably slowly working on the DLC piece by piece though, though most of that is already translated too.
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>>14640347
YOU
ARE
A
SQUID
NOW
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>>14640368
Indeed you do. Did you know your waifu went to school with serial sniffer?
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>>14640368
Oh boy, do Gazer Guy, Miia Guy and Wock Guy have another competitior?
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>>14640368
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>>14640316
Mine is basically identical to yours. I would rather not live to see the Sun engulf Earth.

Aside from that, as great as vanilla Succubi are, I would not be able to get over the legends about their previous "feeding" habits.
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>>14640368
You do have a problem, we all do. The world doesn't have enough Anubis.
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I want Dog Girls to bark at my crotch!
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>>14640351
Nah you can still use Eshop.
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>>14640365
Amazons love you as long as you know your place in the kitchen.
Vampires love you after you stop being human.
Dark elves... okay, I guess I was just letting outside sources influence my opinion of them; maybe they aren't racist in this canon.
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>>14640005
Why you of course Anon!
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>>14640379
My own clone!

Seriously though, I would also have the succubi fear too. I must be one of the few here who wouldn't actually be happy if monstergirls were real, I'd have too many phobias and reservations on them in general. Magic existing would be amazing though, maybe I'd become a mage and learn illusion magic just so they couldn't find me.
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>>14640383
I want a Hellhound to growl at my crotch before tearing through my pants with her claws and teeth!
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>>14640388
Alright, but I think we should really work on our squats.
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>>14640390
I want a Hellhound to clean me like one of her pups!
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>>14640390
Sounds too stabby and pointy.
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>>14640387
>Amazons love you as long as you know your place in the kitchen.
Where else would a man be?
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>>14640388
She looks so ecstatic.
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>>14640382
Anubis already has a shit ton of art mostly due to Anubisfucker. I think there's probably enough of her now, unless of course you wanted to commission something anyway.
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>>14640397

on the computer shitposting
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>>14640397
I'm fine with most of the Amazonian gigs, what i don't like about them is the whole communitarian rape humilliation thing, i mean, role reversal is one thing but organizing massive orgies in public just to assert dominance and humilliate males is kinda going too far.
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>>14640388
>making friends with a lilim
>actually believing they want to be friends and not rape you/give you to a subordinate
I'd trust lilims the least of all. Forcing humanity to join their mother's ideal world is practically their job description.
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>>14640374
I hope he's brought to justice soon.

>>14640377
Probably not in me, unless I start spending money.
You could ask Anubis Anon if he plans on throwing in the gauntlet. Mostly, I just enable him with writing.

>>14640378
Wanna lift those legs up until they're pointing to the ceiling, and push her down until we're practically merging into the mattress.

>>14640382
There should by an anubis for every public holiday at the very least.
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>>14640409
>I hope he's brought to justice soon
How? He's never actually broken the law.
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>>14640404
This. I'd be fine with Amazons if they were just sexier tribal Onis, but then they have to go and rape you on a stage or whatever. I know ParkedBuggy FUCK YOU FINISH IT actually made it look loving in a weird kind of way, but I can see some guys resenting them for the "wedding".
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>>14640411
This has to be the worst meme we've invented so far this year. Yeah, it's been 19 days but it's going to be difficult to make something more obnoxious.
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>>14640404
Well that's fair.
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>>14640419
What about the serial MG sniffer? we already have a serial hugger.
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>>14640419
>19 days
That long already?
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>>14640419
It's probably the same guys trying to push it, like the NRAC thing last year.
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>>14640426
>NRAC
What's that?
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>>14640377
Anubisfag is the OG waifufag, anon.
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>>14640434
No rape allowed club. It was some stupid shit this one guy was trying to push on the thread and it backfired when he was told to fuck off after repeated failed attempts to force it as threadcanon.

Fuck, why do I remember this pointless shit?
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>>14640410
Only if I receive two assertive onee-san arachnes to look after me.
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>>14640410
Is there a catch?
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>>14640440
The spiderpussy is actually her spinneret, they have normal human pussies.
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>>14640441
Okay.
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>>14640441
>your Arachne onee-san will never force you to fuck her spinneret
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>>14640450
But she spins from there!
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>>14640455
Not anymore she don't
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>>14640450
>the spinneret has no hole
>she forces you to hotdog her spinneret
>she squirts web when she comes and you're suddenly glued together
>Oh no, bro, however will we free ourselves before mom and dad come home?
>You're going to have to make me some more solvent~
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>>14640467
So she's ruined forever? How will she make webs?
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>>14640455
She can probably absorb the semen somehow.
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>MGE has furries
>EMG has furries
>people defend them
>some sites are tagging furry porn as monstergirl porn
I swear this whole thing is a furry conspiracy to get accepted by the mainstream.
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>>14640368

Can someone do me a favor and imgur the template? I should get started on making my own version of this.
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>>14640468
Arachne webs are very versatile.
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>>14640472
They're still a very spiteful bunch aren't they.
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>>14640407
And what's so wrong with that?
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You don't remember me, do you?
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I'm going to take a large mouse and make her into a triple wielding assassin!
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>>14640474
http://i.imgur.com/KzAatkM.png
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>>14640472
Monster Girls aren't that mainstream. EMG just got lucky.
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>>14640397
In the field purging amazons.
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>>14640512
Good. I would hate for monstergirls to become mainstream.
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>>14640525
>tumblrnose-abominations.png
>>
>No Vampire onee-san
>No Dhampir childhood friend
>No Vamp Mosquito imouto
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>>14640525
It'd be impossible for MGE to become mainstream.

I know we're getting the translated encyclopedia officially sold but it'll last about a month before they pull it.
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>>14640520
But men are small and should be kept in the village, where it's safe.
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>>14640525
>Ayy brah, didya read that new Abomination short?
>Yah bruhh, sweet inkhole on that ho dude!
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>>14640512
Indeed, the monster girl tag on pixiv is awfully slow.
>>14640535
>it'll last about a month before they pull it
They won't pull it, there's way more "offensive" manga on sale in the US and it won't exactly be in mainstream book stores.
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>>14640525
They're on facebook, doesn't get more mainstream than that.
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>>14640539
I didn't know Wakka from FF10 was into monstergirls.
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>>14640538
Speak for yourself manlet.
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>>14640542
You mean just EMG, right?
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>>14640530
>no extremely mobile Vampire Kakuen onee-san to face-sit you and force you into a wing cocoon
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>>14640550
There are a couple pages that post mge girls. What burns me is that some treat furries as MGs as well.
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>>14640546
Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Why don't you do your household duties until you feel better?
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>>14640500
Would she be mad if told her I'm more into her familiar?
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>>14640500
From a Lilim's perspective? Nothing.
But outside of these threads, most guys would want to stay with human women and even these threads have people who think that the Demon lord's "utopia" sounds shitty.
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>>14640570
Why don't you lick my sack?
>>
I want to run into the Chuniest Lilim and go on adventurers with her despite the fact that it's like a 20th level whatever partnering up with a level 1 commoner.
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Go to this site: http://critters.org/bonsai/index.cgi
Input a slice of your favorite greentext.
Give results:

>I'm Verina.
>I'm from the fuck out.
>She calmly snuggles into your home.
>I'm Verina.
>I'm from the actual fuck just happened?
>She comes out like a customer, not knowing what the actual fuck out.
>She's wearing some kind of looks like a light of your arms around one of your legs and silently freaking the way in.
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>>14640508
thanks dude
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>>14640540
There's an entire section on the Sabbath in it.
You know, the Sabbath that makes a religion out of being a huge pedo. Even I think it's a bit creepy, god knows what the normalfags will say if they notice it.
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>>14640440
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/d/dc/EliseSpider.taunt1.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20121119062949

>>14640438
Spider Pussy Kingdom has an extensive history of not liking to share.

Mind you there are some ultra perverted ones that are into that sort of thing.
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>>14640587
>being level one
What's wrong with you?
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>>14640560
Oh geez, some of these pages are fairly popular as well. Let's hope it doesn't get any worse.
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>>14640593
>X pussy kingdom
So when are you going to stop shoving this stupid and annoying meme in our faces? This is getting to commercialanon levels of saturation.
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>>14640594
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>>14640597
Why would anything nice ever happen.jpg
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>>14640594
We all gotta start somewhere, although I probably qualify for wizard status in six more years.
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>>14640604
Heh, fucking memes.
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>>14640597
Popularity is a double edged sword.
If it gets more popular we will get even more art, some of which won't even suck balls.
But then we'll attract even more retards and the SJW types will find the entire premise "problematic", triggering them and opening the usual annoying can of worms that follows.
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>>14640604
I need to irrumate those girls.
>>
Would a tanuki like a circumcised man?
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>>14640615
There's already a bunch of tumblerinas who try to make monster girls about their leg hair, they just don't usually come here.
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>>14640619
Of course you silly Goyim.
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>>14640597
>things not getting worse
We don't live in the good universe anon, it will get worse.
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>>14640620
Can those fat fucks leave anything with cute girls alone? It's like they're pathetic enough to feel threatened by fictional girls or something.

Anyway, to be more on topic, have a fucking national demon realm scandal, or as it's known in this instance "The average Tuesday afternoon and it's a slow news day"
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>>14640615
You don't understand. I like that the monstergirl fanbase is perverts, autists, and weirdos. Do you want to see "X Reacts to Monstergirls" videos? More comment section roleplaying? AMVs with monstergirls? Tweens drawing their monstersonas in MS paint?
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>>14640619
>she mamono mana's your foresking back for the sake of eating your dick cheese
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>>14640316
You wouldn't have an unlife that long in any case. It won't be old age that kills you, but it will likely be some kind of accident, natural diseaster or your own hands if you truly wish to move on.
Undead really is no curse in this regard, since your body is still very much destructible.

Now those folks who happen to get their souls caught by a will o wisp. That's the kind of people I would feel sorry for. Those truly don't have an escape.
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>>14640629
It isn't like the monstergirl universes would be much better. Sure, there's now sexy women who actually want to fuck you, but few of them will take no for an answer and you're likely to end up with one you don't want.

Unless it's a world like ours but with added monstergirls, in which case it would be exactly the same as now, only most of us would have lost our virginities to that blue chick with the horns at that one house party.
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>>14640643
But everyone on DeviantArt says that my original character, Shadow the Lilimhog, is really cool and sexy!
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Stop talking about silly things and kiss the belly with fire in it.
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>>14640659
But I like the dragons that have ice in their tummy, although the ones with highly corrosive acid are equally nice.
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>>14640643
Ugh. I see your point.
These threads may be a complete shithole full of trolls, autistic angry dicks and weird fetishes but it's our shithole. I love you assholes and I hope we never change The amount of OC we produce could do with a boost though
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>>14640643
>Do you want to see "X Reacts to Monstergirls" videos? More comment section roleplaying? AMVs with monstergirls? Tweens drawing their monstersonas in MS paint?
Don't forget sjws screetching about everything being creepy and problematic, and normalfags finding more excuses to act like a pack of chinese muslim niggers and trying to ban and censor everything.
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>>14640659
My Dragons pudgy and has sweets in her belly. Should I still kiss it?
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>>14640659
I prefer this ones belly.
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>>14640651
>It isn't like the monstergirl universes would be much better
Eh, beats furry.
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>>14640643
>comment section roleplaying
You should go to the wiki at some point. Or better yet, don't. We're made up of hostile assholes but the comments section there mostly reads like they were written by threadcanon wurms and children.
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>>14640665
>it's our shithole
This nigga gets it.
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>>14640665
I'm sorry, I'll try harder from now on.
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>>14640668
Yes.
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>>14640683
>reminding me that a furry universe might exist in all the possibilities
Oh fuck you.
Can you imagine using a portal to cross worlds, only to luck out and find one where life is possible, the laws of physics are mostly similar enough to survive, there is a civilization of humans there...
But instead of monstergirls you get furries?
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>>14640692
But it's so soft and chubby, is it safe?
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>>14640695
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How much mecha musume do you like in your monstergirls?
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>>14640695
The only thing I'd be angry about is the insufferable faggots getting their happy ending. As long as the alternate dimension wasn't full blown autismoland I could make do.
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>>14640696
Yes, it is safe. Unless she's a Wurm. Then you're going to get coiled.
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>>14640686
Talking of Wurms, it seems thread canon has even spread to the wiki.

I'm not sure what's worse, them for their way of typing or us for creating such a shitty meme.
>>
What's with this alternate universes meme?
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>>14640706
Well, considering I love golems then I would approve of a lot.

I would totally starting buying conversion kits, although I don't know if I'd make her look like a Zaku II, Nu Gundam, or Exia
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>>14640915
No, she's just a normal dragon. So it's safe to kiss her belly? Can I blow raspberries, rub it, and use it as a pillow too?
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>>14640916
Holy shit, that is come cringeworthy stuff.
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>>14640930
>you will never see your Russian Jinko meido dress up in Tieren-esque armor
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>>14640916
Literally 12 year olds
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>>14640920
Your life is a meme.
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>>14640936
I'd recommend against the raspberries.
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>>14640916
> edit the wiki lots
> have to contend with all that RP shit on the recent pages

I don't understand why people do this. It's a WIKI. It is not a place for shit RP
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>>14640916
Crying with her actually feels like a smart thing to do with a Wurm though.
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>>14640944
A lovely suit.

Only a golem could pull off the lovely creation that is the Kshatriya though
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>>14640916
I don't think we have a leg to stand on when it comes to cringy bullshit.
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>>14640954
What's wrong with blowing raspberries on tummies though? That's the best thing to do with them. Be it with waifu or daughteru, chubby or slim.
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>>14640952
Duh, I'd just like to know where it came from.
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>>14640958
We do it for the greater good anon.
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>>14640958
There's even a RP board especially for it yet it still happens all over the wiki, they need a mod to come down hard on it.
>>14640966
True.I tried writing smut earlier and ended up cringing at my own work before stopping.
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Snib drew a Kikimora MILF
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>>14640983
I don't know, I'm not a nerd. I think Einstein wrote about it.
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>>14640351
Well, if you can access the internet browser, you might have a chance. Still, ask about it on Homebrew General on >>>/vg/ and they'll give you the real answer.

Also, if they say 'yes you can,' follow this guide.
http://pastebin.com/EBKipkPW
>tfw I ultimately had to use this guide to know what I was doing
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>>14641012
That Kiki looks like she smoke something good before trying to seduce her master.
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>>14641012
Snib is fucking based.
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>>14641012
Ok, but is she cleaning tho?
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>>14641016
No it's
>everything is possible because quantum
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>>14641012
Snibako can draw nice butts.
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Guys I would love to talk with you about how great Dragons are
But right now I've got Shoggoths to kill, and to see HOW QUICKLY THE TIDE TURNS
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>>14641043
You don't kill Shoggoths you sick fuck. Not like you could anyway.
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>>14641012
Snib's a good man. The world needs more milf monster girls.

Milf Lich when?
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You done caught yourself a winter wolfu.

What do?
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>>14641043
>>14641048
They can disguise themselves as furniture, it's hard to find them.
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>>14641052
Aww, I wanted a Pikachu.
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>>14641052
Hug her.
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>>14641052
Oh sure, I'm the one that's caught...
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>>14641052
I'm sure there was some reason for me using all of those chains.
Either way, give her a big hug. She looks like she could use one.
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>>14641052
I make sure she's really chained before head patting her and offering a treat.
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>>14641052
This just makes me think of SMT but with all of the demons being replaced by monstergirls.
Then again not many people would find fun in making them explode into chunky salsa to power up your own waifus.
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I really want to put it inside a cute Paladin and corrupt her into unholy marriage with my berserk and perverse incubus semen.
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>>14641078
But you left four pictures blank.
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>>14641078
You missed a spot.
>>14641079
>Incubi
>Raping anyone but their waifus
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>>14640620
A bunch? I remember there was a one comic with some tumbrl whining that monster girls are a sex thing instead of soggy knees
There are many of them now?
Link? It would be fun to check it out
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>>14640916
My god. It makes our autism look normal and well-adjusted.
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>>14641090
She's going to be my waifu after her mind breaks.
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>>14641078
Hey's Kejourou your favorite girl anon?
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>>14641095
>Anon gets a MG waifu
>Fucks her until he's a full blown incubus
>Goes on a raping quest to corrupt all of the paladins
>Enjoys constant orgies with his harem full of mind-broken maidens
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>>14641090
Is she slapping him?
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>>14641119
Yeah.
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>>14641102
Yup
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>>14641113
>MG waifu
>harem
No way knigga, that Paladin's the only one I'm going to violatein my life. I'm going to get irradiated into an incubus by a black matter without losing my virginity. I'm going to lose it to her when I rape her for the first time.
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>>14641076
>monstergirls will never make themselves know by way of an ultra Spirit Realm like the Schwarzwelt
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>>14641012
Got a link to the uncensored version?
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>>14641138
>a robotgirl commander will never sacrifice herself for the sake of humanity's freedom
I'm still sad
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>>14641138

>You will never be a solider a part of a team sent to go inside the MG Schwarzwelt
>Your team will never be swarmed and taken away by the MGs
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>>14641149
>you will never let a loli Glacies try on your Demonica helmet
>she will never morph into DemoniGlacies as a result
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>>14641158
Asherah looks nice, but she's too big for me.
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>>14641138
>Otherworldly phenomena and incomprehensible beings manifesting as zones that utterly defy geometry, and are completely uninteractible with matter from our universe under normal circumstances

Man, I love shit like this. Same reason I like Ramiel and Leliel from NGE.
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>>14641206
>fusion fodder talking to down to humans
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>>14641012
SHE'S GETTING PREGNANT RIGHT NOW!
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>>14641052
Fight the shit out of her.
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>>14641220
I liked how each individual sector in Strange Journey was a manifestation of humanities faults in some way.
Eridanus and Fornax best sectors.
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>>14640056
I want to go on a Outlaw Star space adventure with a Monster Girl crew!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDwd4KK1SUQ
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What would the law and order series be like with monstergirls? Specifically Special Victims Unit and Criminal Intent.
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>>14641263
Still shit.
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I wish I had a kiki to wash my car and keep the house from getting too messy. Then we'd pig out on pizza and barbecue.
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>>14641263
>EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: SPUNK TRUNK
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>Strange Journey MG edition

>The chaos ending is that world is engulfed the Schwarzwelt.
>MGs are now all over the world with nowhere to hide from them.
>Sex in the streets is commonplace and the humans quickly taken away to be married or changed into more MGs
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>>14641254
>Seme-NAIDE!
>Kesa-NAIDE!
>Make-NAIDE!
This song jolts me.
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>>14641281
How would monstergirls aligned with Neutral fare?
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>>14639940
Wasn't there a greentext about her? I remember seeing something in an older thread
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>>14641158
Shit, now I want to see monstergirl demonee-ho.
Would that just be a yuki-onna with a demonica?
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>>14641302

>>14641311
A shortstack Glacies or Yuki-Onna in Demonica armor.
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>>14641288
They fuck off back to the expanse to wait until summoned with the semen demon summoning program the demonicas still have and no doubt will be implemented by the world's nations since it's too useful a tool to not abuse. Eventually it'll trickle down to the masses with restricted access to the most benign of races.
In law they do the same but have to wait for millennia for the next human revolution and their next sight of dick.
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Can succubi be witches too?
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>>14641323
Goddamn these Alps, they need to be bullied into stage 3.
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>>14641330
Probably. They are strong in magic in general.
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>>14641324
>kid gets ahold of some prototype bootleg Demonica
>ends up entering a marriage pact with the lonely Demon that was sealed away inside the gauntet
>>14641330
>Mari dressed up as Nine
I don't like either character so this doesn't click well with me.
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>>14641324
So the more dangerous girls just have to sit around and watch everyone else get a husband?
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>>14641331
>fully grown voluptuous woman working in butchery, making jokes about how everyone loves to shove her meat down their throats
>mentions how her husband can't enough of her meat, even if it makes his asshole gape because of pooping too much
>sells gravy she colors white
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>>14641288

In a chaos world? Well neutral demons are ones who are indifferent/want nothing to do with chaos or law or wild beasts types. Fairies would be a notable example of neutral MG

They would stay out of the way of the chaos MGs for the most part, taking or wooing a human to make as their husband in some quiet place where they make their home
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>>14641352
Satyros would fit the neutral bill perfectly.
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>>14641345

Well they might have to fight for a husband against some other MG
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>>14641363
A lot of monstergirls would.
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>>14641371
>Ongyo-ki-chan kicking the shit out of her three sisters just to attain a husband
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This talk of SMT reminds me that the protags themselves are waifufags.
Aleph had a nadja that fuses with tits mcgee, Demifiend is never without pixie, Raidou's always with moh shuvuu and mokoi, and Doomguy probably has something with that pixie of his or the high pixie he visits thought the game, Or the norn.

>>14641345
Yes, they'd only be called in by mercenaries or specialized units who may already be married.
Don't want the ushi-oni or dragon population increasing too much after all.
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>>14641379
Why don't they just share?
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>>14641384
Wurld of str, only those with the strength to do so will get dick.
The weak won't reproduce.
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>>14641330
Nine is arguably a monster girl, a pretty hot one at that, too bad that she's a cat-fucker
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>>14641379
"we'll spin, measure, and snip your bachelorhood!"
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>>14641394
A new era, is it?
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>>14641410
Jokes on you! My bachelorhood is eternal!
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>>14641380
>Or the Norn

Oh that was an interesting quest
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Since we are talking SMT:

Superior Beelzebub
Game; Majin Tensei II (SMT Strategy RPG)
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>>14641380
>Aleph had a nadja that fuses with tits mcgee
Poor bastard probably won't ever see them again since he's doomed to eternal reincarnation.
>>14641417
I never knew that variant of Beelz existed.
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>>14641402
To be fair Jubei's a pretty cool cat.
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>>14641411
I remember that back on /a/ there was some Finn that'd post HnK reaction images.
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>>14641417
Dayum.
That being said, I'd bang merkeba, both SMT IV and Final designs.
As I would medusa.
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>>14641281
Pixie for life.
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>>14641433
Majin Tensei II is also one of the only SMT games that allows you to be dark aligned atop the Law and Chaos theme. That's right, it has 5 endings. Which was odd for a SMT game in the SNES era.
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>>14641438
>SMT IV version of Merkabah and Medusa
Thank god Doi redesigned the Toku-Demons for FINAL, as much as I like Keita Amemiya and Nirasawa's art.
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Demon fusion gives way to demon breeding.
When a demon mates with a human and creates another human it will be a boy, but in his genes are the mother's skills.
He can't use them, but when he reproduces with another demon then his offspring get a mix of the skills in his genes and the ones their mother has.
When a demon is born she's the same as the fusion between the demon grandmother and mother would have been, and if it would result in an incompatible result then she's the same kind as her mother.
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Hey, /mgjp/, just wanted to tell you how much I love you.
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>>14641450
Go away Alp
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>>14641449
Is it a variation of the Whisper system from IV? Little bastards gonna get Salvation whether he likes it or not.
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>>14641450
I'm flattered.
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Any monstergirls that enjoy archery or being outside adventuring as a hobby?
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>>14641450
Where did that come from?
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>>14641466
>enjoy archery
Elves, centaurs
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>>14640368
Well, now that one anon did it, I guess I have to too.

>>14640508
Thanks anon.
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>>14637638

>Telling a mother how to raise her child.

Nigga, of all the ways to bring a heinous beating down on your head, you just happened to pick one of the worst.
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>>14641458
Kind of except pleromas, boosts, things like estoma sword and trafuri, and resistances are passed down too.
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>>14641469
I blame mindflayers
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I want to be a cop in MGC and go crazy with power!
>make an elf give me a blowjob because she has an unlicensed bow in her car
>put a kikimora in a dirty jail cell and tell her that if she starts cleaning I'm gonna make the judge add ten years to her sentence
>I would also make a known manticore spike dealer give me all her spikes and then sell them myself for profits!
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Think we'll get a new girl tomorrow? Probably not but I'm staying hopeful.
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>>14641497
The odds are pretty good, I'd bet that we get a new one tomorrow
It's going to be hard to top off adult goat tho
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>>14641490
You're a bad cop!
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>>14641490
>put a kikimora in a dirty jail cell and tell her that if she starts cleaning I'm gonna make the judge add ten years to her sentence
If you go anywhere near a Kikimora we're fighting to the death bro
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>>14640966
At least we usually call ourselves on our cringy bullshit.
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>>14641490
But in MGC the cops are the monstergirls.
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>>14641490
I want to grovel at the feet of a Manticore Spike dealer, begging for a fix. But since I can't afford it, I have to perform sexual favors for her.
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>>14641517
It's okay anon she was just in possession of 12 shotas she was trying to sell for her 'master'.
Even a bad cop can do the right thing sometimes.
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>>14641535
>kikis
>ever being in the illegal shota trade
Next thing you'll tell me is that Kikis can be murdering psychopaths.
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>>14640540
>it won't exactly be in mainstream book stores.
But that's where everything else licensed by Seven Seas is. And also most things by Image Comics.
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>>14641546
she only wants what's best.
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>>14641555
Why is that Kiki covered in ketchup?
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>>14640938
Go browse the Anubis page sometime.

Be prepared for horror.
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>>14641555
A Kiki wouldn't do that, she would be too worried about the blood on her clother to actually do it.

>>14641546
Oh they can be murderers, Killing bacteria and bringing cleanliness that is.
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>>14641079
>Cute Paladin
But that's a White Mage.
White Mages are universally lewd. A lot of the leg-slot armor for White Mages in FFXIV is mini-skirts and short-shorts!
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>>14641254
Best anime OP ever imo.
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>>14641566
it had to happen eventually
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>>14641566
Literally against the rules. Don't do it again.
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>>14641555
>New neighbor moves in
>Succubus, single
>It's clear she's into you, she's flirting pretty aggressively every time you see her
>She tries to force herself on you one evening while you're out in the garage with the door open
>Your Kikimora maid comes to your rescue and chases her off
>Insists that you don't call the police because they won't do anything and she may just try again out of revenge
>A few nights later, there's a big storm
>While heading to the bathroom, you realize that your maid is nowhere to be found
>You look everywhere for her and finally spot a light out the kitchen window overlooking the backyard
>You peer out and see your maid digging a hole in the pouring rain, clouds obscuring the light from the moon leaving it pitch black outside
>The source of light is a flashlight resting on a rock and aiming at her
>She's digging a hole
>There's something laying on the ground near her too
>It's something about 5 and a half feet long, bundled in cloth
>A chill runs down your spine
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>>14641572
It's a damn good song bruh but it still doesn't beat Cowboy Bebops opening song.
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>>14641586
>more yandere kikimora please
I wonder if pregnancy will calm her down? Or will the hormones make her even more insane?
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>>14641589
>Gateway Bebop
You're god damn right it has the best opening.
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>>14641586
Now that's a good maid, handling the trash properly, deserves all the headpats.
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>>14641566
Delete this
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>>14641564
There you go.
>>14641566
That's not kosher.
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>>14641535
Seeing a Kikimora do evil would probably break me. Creatures created to help and improve others hurting them instead.
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>>14641589
I meant as a matter of preference. Not really sure I'd call Cowboy Bebop's the "Best" per-se still...
It's still a goddamn glorious song and stylish as all get-out.
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>>14641566

This is how 2017 will actually happen
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>>14641566
MODS PLEASE HELP US
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>>14641555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueHC7pgfYGU

Master should stay in bed, he needs to rest.
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>>14641586
Now THAT is a purge worthy monster.
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>>14641612
But I thought you liked it when monsters died?
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>>14641619
Why not make it two?
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>>14641620
So it's bad when monsters kill monsters, but it's okay when humans do it?
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>>14641625
>killstealing is bad

color me surprised
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>>14641564
Good taste.

>>14641566
Disgusting.
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>>14641566
>>14641648
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>>14641648
Miiafag is digging himself a grave right now just so he can go and stir in it.
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>>14641648
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>>14641566
Whoever made this needs to die in a chemical fire.

We don't touch their shit and leave them alone yet they infect everything with their cancer. Can someone please start ripping those horsefuckers a new one?
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>>14641586
Now there's a maid that knows how to protect the home.

>>14641593
She'd dedicate herself for making the neighborhood safer for their child. By any means.
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>>14641648
MODS WE NEED YOUR HELP AGAIN
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>>14641666
What was that? it was deleted before i could see.
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>>14641648
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Lets distract ourselves from ponies and sonic with lewd toads.

http://i.imgur.com/fyxjhrs.jpg
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>>14641683
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>>14641679
A "maredragora".
A My Little Pony version of the mandragora, with an accompanying encylopedia description to go with it.
It also had horse nipples.
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>>14641684
No fucking Tomasu.

Keep that garbage in /a/.
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>>14641688
Stop already

>>14641689
Fuck off
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>>14641684
Is she sticking it in her ass? Nice.
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Truly we have entered the dark times.

Guess I have to think about happy thoughts involving muscle kikis or a pygmy jinko napping beneath my sheets
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>>14641684
I don't like that art.
She's weird here.
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>>14641689
>MGE Mucus Toad
>Tomasu
>/a/
Dumb faggot.
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>>14641689
>Mucus Toad
>Not thread related
It's as thread related as it gets, more than this deviantart shit that's getting posted.
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>>14641684
She has a weird body.
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>>14641691
>>14641698
Anon said lewd toads. Tomasu draws lewd toads. I said don't post Tomasu.

Reading comprehension.
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>>14641684
Good, good.
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>>14641705
Even if that was Tomasu there's nothing wrong with him posting it just because you don't like it.
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>>14641705
>Waaah don't post monstergirls by artists I don't like
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>>14641705
Tomasu didn't draw that lewd toad, and Tomasu is also thread related.
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>>14641702
I want a mucus rose with bright, poison arrow frog colors.

Then again, I also want Panther jinkos, macaw colored kikis, and lizardmen with desert coloration
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>>14641711
>>14641714

Yes, because Tomasu is garbage. Please, have some standards.
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>>14641704
Please don't body shame her, she can't help that she was born that way.
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>>14641695
It's always darkest just before the dawn.

Don't give into despair. The time is coming
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>>14641718
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>>14641684
The way her crotch is blurred out looks weird as fuck.

Dammit Japan.
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I want a Mucus Toad waifu in my life.

>>14641722
Something feels off with her body in that art though.
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>>14641727
So the guy ended up "marrying" both of them.
I wonder how their family dynamic works.
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>>14641727
That pussy meme needs to stop.
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Looking through pixiv I saw some sweet pictures

Lovely Mad Hatter: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52862567

Apophis relaxing by the pool: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52326890

Lewd corruption: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52425593

Anubis + Dragon double paizuri: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51794361

>>14641684
Here is a Mucus Toad: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=52917996


Also I'd be really grateful if someone could link me the pastebin with all the pixiv tags, thanks
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>>14641718
His spider girl doujin is top tier. Keep crying.
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>>14641689
Are you retarded? It's a mucus toad. This thread is exactly where it goes.
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>nearly a month and a half since last lanternon update
Please. Come back to us.
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>>14641718
I was going to post Tomasu yeti but thankfully I don't have any images of her saved because she's disgusting and makes me puke
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>>14641730
mucus toad waifu laifu nigga
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>>14641735
>I found super old pics
Good for you.
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>>14641735
http://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT
>>14641736
The slug girl was also amazing, he's hit or miss but my god when he gets it right it's a home run.
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>>14641735
All shit
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>>14641759
There is a micropenis joke in there somewhere.
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>>14641752
Here is a poorly colored Chesire smug face as a thank-you
http://i.imgur.com/fhyMG5I.jpg
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>>14641759
Doktor, deactivate my pleasure inhibitors!
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>>14641790
>>>/v/
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>>14641798
Eh, sounds like too much work.
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>>14641798
Legends say that you can keep cumming as long as you never finish that thrust.
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>>14641799
No.
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>>14641790
Cyborgs are human anon.
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Summer is fucking killing me.
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>>14641823
Human with some bits added on or modified.
Just like monstergirls, from a visual perspective.
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>>14641821
Yes, and delete your shit too.
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>>14641841
Visually maybe. Cyborgs can have artificial hearts too.
I'd say gynoids are closer since they're also close to a woman's appearance while not being human themselves.
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>>14641833
come to the northern hemisphere anon
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>>14639080
>gnomes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt5lB-RoAi4&ab_channel=grickle

[monnkey sounds intensify]
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>>14636696
i really liked the opening

im glad the yukionna won too
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>>14641866
Try being near the equator. It is hot steamy hell.
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>>14636713
No they don't, demons are enemies.
He just fell for her ruse.
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>>14641892
Why are you even here?
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>>14641892
Everyone need love, even Anon.

Actually Anon needs love the most, the poor bastard will never meet his waifu.
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>>14641892
No way, she's sweet as fuck. She even gets killed because she didn't want to harm a human.
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>>14641923
Getting a frozen rose from a glacies or yuki-onna would be nice. Something preserved like that could make a nice ornament. You could put it up in a place where it could catch the light well.
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>"Any requests?..."
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>>14641939
The Kirby victory theme.
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>>14641923
god damn yukime was god tier waifu
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>>14641939
Mambo No. 5
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>>14641939
Free bird!
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>>14641939
Passacaglia for violin and viola.
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>>14641939
Island in the Sun

Gary Clark Jr. Bright Lights

Born Depressed
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>>14641939
You.

But >>14641945 has some good taste too.
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>>14640113
>>14640206
Isn't that more of a buff Lilim than Succubus?
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>>14641939

Six dildo Bob and the bluegrass samba from hell

Yes, that's an actual song
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>>14641939
turkish march on a flute
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>>14640264
>Final form Pepe
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>>14641939
How about some Classical Gas?
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>>14641939
The epic song of the shota who wanted to be a hero.
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>>14641944
Her death episode and the one where she comes back made me cry like a bitch.
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I 'isolated' the wife sprite from that one tower defense game for personal use.
Here's a couple sizes of it.
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>>14641939
Balrog Boogie
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>>14641735
That's a Wyvern not a Dragon.

Also Hound was supposed to color that like, forever ago.

That Apophis by the pool is nice. Mithril's really shown some improvement as of late.
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>>14641735
>Anubis + Dragon
That's a Wyvern and an Anubis numbnuts.
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>>14641939
In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
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>>14641736
The hand-legs were weird; but dat webjob was top-top-tippy-top tier.
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>>14641971
Hounds coloring skills are kinda ass compared to the drawfags he used to color for.
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What are your waifus political stances?
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>>14641982
Abortions for all.
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>>14641955
Depends on what the drawfag was going for. Though either way she's still cute.
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>>14640944
>Get stuck in a holodeck with your Russian Jinko waifu
>She's used an override to lock you into it, the setting a snow capped forest
>Every time you try to get the computer to locate her or turn it off since it's at least -50 C a snarky as fuck HAL 9000 eye pops up
>There's a heavy wool coat and a Moist Nugget on the ground, waiting for you and a small note
>The Hunt Is On
TFW Russian Jinkos are best Jinkos
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>>14641963
Cute.
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>>14641982
Please don't mix vampires with trumpfags
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>>14641982
Make Mamono Mana Great Again

>>14641991
You have to go back
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>>14641963
I'll take it.
>>14641986
Damn straight they are.
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>>14641961
No!! Humans and monsters don't belong together!!
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>>14641997
You have to stop being fat
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>>14641982
Husbandos belong to the Scarab Beetles, not just for the Anubi at the top.

We need an effective dating system that works for all mamano, not just for 1%
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>>14641939
You, in my bed, with a bottle of wine, wearing revealing lingerie.
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>>14641991
Go back.
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>>14641998
>>14641998
Dire, Russian Jinkos. As lethal as can be but as kinky in bed as possible, able to Slav Squat on your dick like a champ
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>>14642003
That insult doesn't even make sense.
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>>14642000
Trips speak the truth.
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>>14641982
>"More dickings."
>...
>"Anything else?"
>"Oh I can pick more than one thing?"
>"More spankings too."
>"..."
>"and more stores need to carry schoolgirl outfits and bunnysuits. Also what's up with how much takeout costs these days? Blowing off the grocery store to have sex is getting expensive."
>"uhhh..."
>"Mostly dickings though. That's at the top of the list."
>"And what exactly is your plan to implement all of this?"
>"You drop your pants and hold still. Here, let me demonstrate."

And then she won with 90% of the vote because all the monstergirls actually got off their ass and went to the polls for the first time ever.
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Anons, I'm concerned for my mental health. Lately I've been waking up with the dreams of a Sahuagin in my bed under heavy blankets.

I don't even like Sahuagin that much.
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>>14642010
"Giant Tiger Woman! Being of removing big round ass from cock!"
>"Niet!"
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>>14642017
And suddenly all I can think of is a Vampire in a schoolgirl cosplay asking her husbando to spank her.
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This is a Scylla
Accept no substitutes or immitations
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>>14639409
that's too bad. Look at the expression on the blue dragon:
http://barbariank.deviantart.com/art/DnD-Dragons-refs-330186054

That's a yandere look if I ever saw one.
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>>14641982
Eh, i now sure. She doesn't seem like the type to trust politics much.
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>>14642010
>>14642024
I'd love a tall tiger woman to ride my cock with her huge plump ass.
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>>14642018
Embrace it anon, it may be the key to open the gates.
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>>14636696
You should, it's pretty good.
Also it has over 250 chapters.
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>>14642024
>Anal Slav Squat sex with Dire Jinko before she gets off right before you ejaculate, stipending the flow with two of her digits and telling you
"Husband will make himself of being faithful, by giving his seed for beautiful daughterus"
>Her ass as plump and chiseled as R. Mika's before she goes reverse cowgirl and makes you watch as she takes your entire length
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>>14640387
>Amazons love you as long as you know your place in the kitchen.
I wouldn't let threadcannon get to you. The most the actual entry says is that they 'regard men as frail' which isnt much different from how alot of men look at women, and its probably right in most cases since amazoness stronk thanks to mamamomo mana. It never says they look down on men anywhere
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>>14642027
Wow, those are 3-4 years old.
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>>14641982
Pro eros unificationist.
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>>14642037
>Her ass as plump and chiseled as R. Mika's
Sounds like perfect breeding material.
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>>14642043
https://youtu.be/lsFpQZNHH6E?t=19
You cannot deny this ass.
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>>14642037
>stipending
>plump and chiseled
I can't even tell if the terrible English is on purpose or not anymore.
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>>14642038
>Regard men as frail
>it never says they look down on men anywhere
Anon are you even paying atention? you even said it yourself, looking down on someone is the same as regarding them as frail.
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>>14642000
Too bad, they even get married.
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>>14642049
It's mostly because I'm fucking cold and can't think straight, mostly.
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>>14642056
Goddamn she's adorable.

More legitimate things need Monster Girl Wives in them.
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>>14642063
I want to be you, in here is hot even though it's night time, it's a true hell.
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>>14642070
Like I should've written "stopping the flow" and "full-bodied and chiseled" but holy fuck it's like 19 degrees with a ten degree wind chill out here and my balls are non-existent.
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>>14642064
No they don't. Including things just for the sake of including them is shit.
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>>14642056
I'm glad she doesn't become human or some bullshit like that, like it happened in Oretama. It was a great manga but I was mad when the main girl stopped being a monster to turn into a boring human.
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>>14642038
>>14642053
Amazons are pretty great though
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>>14642034
But I don't even like naizuri

I prefer ara ara
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Which monstergirl would be the best at healing burns and momentary stupidity?
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>>14642096
A man's place is in the kitchen, cooking, cleaning and raising daughterus while the Amazon hunts.
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>>14642104
Agreed
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>>14642053
You realize you can think that someone is weak without thinking they're pathetic right? Like as far as i can tell this profile is referring specifically to the physical sense. They want them at home more so they dont die than anything else.
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>>14642104
>while the Amazon hunts
Fuck that. She's on my land, using my tree stands, either I'm hunting too or she can pack her bags and get the fuck out of my house. I don't mind cooking and cleaning what we kill, but you want to take away the one thing that keeps me sane in the winter? No ma'am you can go fuck yourself.
And for the record, yes I'm a southerner.
North Carolina is best Carolina.
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>>14642123
>Sitting around waiting for shit to come to you so you can shoot it
>Hunting
Pick one
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>>14642123
Listen here you redneck fuck the south will never rise again. So go home and be a fucking family man like your bitch of an Amazon wife wants you to be.
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>>14642123
I hope not all southerners are as cringey as you
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>>14642129
>Not walking your lands everyday to find out where the deer are nesting.
>Not laying out feeders in open fields to attract them.
>Not using doe urine and mating calls to lure in the big bucks.
It's like you've never been hunting before anon. There's a lot more behind the scenes work that goes down just for a day of hunting. And I'm not going into what you need to do if you use dogs to hunt.
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>>14642103
Slimes
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>>14642135
No we're better than your average New Yorker, but to keep from going insane at a bullshit job I'm stuck in I go hunting on my land that I bought and paid off. If my waifu thinks I'm not capable of hunting then she's sleeping on the couch in my trophy room for a week or two. Just to drill it into her head that I'm the better hunter.
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>>14642056
This manga looks good. What's the name of it?
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>>14642157
We were talking about amazons here, remember?
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>>14642162
I wanr to put a fitter than fit Amazon in a frilly dress and take her to meet my parents
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>>14642123
I'd rather make great Southern cooking for my Amazon waifu and our daughterus so when they come back from hunting together they'll have a nice warm meal.
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>>14642160
Hell Teacher Nube. The main guy is an exorcist who's in a relationship with a yukionna and around chapter 242 they get an oni girl in class.
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>>14642157
>but to keep from going insane at a bullshit job
Good for you, you're a househusband now.
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>>14642175
having an oni for a little sister would be fucking painful
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>>14642183
*extremely painfil
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>>14642183
>Growing up
>She doesn't realize her own strength
>She hurts you one day while trying to get you to give her a piggyback ride
>End up with a limp for life
>Many years later, she likes to poke fun at you by calling you delicate and fragile
>She's never been able to forgive herself and joking about it is how she copes with the regret
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>>14642175
You forgot Tamamo, the kitsune guy.
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>>14640198
I wanna smack it.
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>>14642235
That's heresy.
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>>14642235
Fucking priceless.
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>>14642053
>looking down on someone is the same as regarding them as frail.
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>>14642228
Surely a mermaid should help with that.
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>>14642271
It is, especially when it's what a woman thinks of a man.
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>>14642277
But she's not a human woman I would presume that Amazons would be bigger and stronger then your average man. They would probably consider smaller men cute, just like how some men want to protect smaller women.
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>>14642235
Same name as the kitsune from MGQ?
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>>14642289
That sounds really gay.
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>>14642277
so apparently I look down on every single child in the world. Never knew.
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>>14642289
Most amazons would probably help you get swole too.
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>>14642296
Yeah, who the fuck walks around respecting children? Nobody, that's who.
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>>14642296
You do. They are children and don't have the capabilities of an adult.
To not look down on them would be stupid.
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>>14642292
Yeah, except this is a bishie as fuck guy who ends up developing human feelings.
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>>14642297
Makes sense, there is plenty of work to do around the village. Fetching water, chopping wood, that sort of thing.
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>>14642297
Having an oni/amazon companion would give me a lot of motivation to finally get fit.
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>>14642175
Wait what? Her sister is an oni?
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>>14642307
I rather like to think of men in amazon villages as like indian squaws.

>Have to do the cooking
>cleaning
>tanning
>tailoring
>firemaking
>farming
>brewing
>childraising

Basically a shit ton of hard work and manual labor.
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>>14642297
>A few of the village amazons realize how you'd look if swole and make it their life goal to train you
>Eventually they end up at odds with the other group of amazons who just want to pamper you eternally like a kid
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>>14642323
Oh look, more reasons to stay far away from them.
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>>14642323
Technology can do most of that.
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>>14642325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5rW_AJw-U
>Amazons debating on who should train you to become swole/greeting ritual
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>>14642330
>Implying Amazons aren't a stone age society
Hell, there's still plenty of stone age societies on our own planet.
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>>14642297
I doubt they care about that.
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>>14642330
Look at how lazy and entitled it made men. Amazons have the right idea.
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>>14642323
>live on a farm
>already do most of this myself
i don't want any brownskins on muh property, though.
also wow i just realized that, in the event of a monstergirl apocalypse, anyone outside of major urban areas is fucked. both literally and figuratively.
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Reminder that it's futile to argue with those suffering Stockholm syndrome.
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I need yandere stories
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>>14642327
So you're the type that would rather go into prostitution, right?.
>>
>want to read in the dark
>fucking butterfly girls start flying all over the room like they're on crack
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>>14642277
Amazons are about role reversal you know, even when some of you continue trying to change it.
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>>14642344
was there any more of that yandere tengu thing from a while back?
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>>14642345
Explain.
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>>14642351
Well what else is a man good for?
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>>14642347
>amazons are about whatever the poster wants them to be
Fix'd
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>>14642342
Obviously, but can I still point at them and laugh?
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>>14642322
It's the sister of the oni sealed in his hand, who got put in the class by Nube because he felt she was a good person.
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>>14642339
This makes me think, how would Amazons reacts if you already have a cozy place to live and you are already into the whole manual labor/house duties?

Wouldn't it be the equivalent of a master finding an empty mansion with a god-tier Kiki in it?
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>>14642344
HUG GAME STRONK
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>>14642353
Well, considering that men are better at everything than women...everything?
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>>14642349
I wish.
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>>14642367
Not with monstergirls around.
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>>14642347
>role reversal
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>>14642357
>Amazon finds young man who lived as a recluse
>He knows how to cook, clean, and do other house chores
>Casually walks around the house naked, his cock and balls in full view
>Never hears her gritting her teeth and going "HNNNNNGH PUT ON SOME CLOTHES YOU HUSSIE"
>Because she's too busy getting soft on his cooking
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>>14642370
>nymphos with no self control
>better than us
Keep telling yourself that.
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>>14642297
You're thinking of Onis. Amazons don't care as long as you're a good househusband.

>>14642354
>>14642372
So you just want to talk about a brown human women right? Because that's basically what they are if you take that part of them.
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>>14642378
>nymphos with no self control
You do know where we are, right?
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>>14642357
>Amazon ends up with immediate existential crisis

Amazons aren't assholes, they'd probably want to support their man and would feel like leeches if they end up finding their man could go on just fine if not better without them. Another mouth to feed etc.
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>>14642370
Wurm trying to fit thread through the eye of a needle/build a house.

Suucubus not being horny all the tome.

Dormouse motivational speaker.

Your post is wrong.
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>>14642382
No anon, I had no idea until this very moment.
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>>14642382
Source material backs him, threadcannon doesn't mean shit in the end.
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>>14642372
Go back to your kikis and kobolds.
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>>14642393
I was implying that the same term could be applied to more then a few people here.
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>>14642393
They're both shit in several places. I pick and choose, but mostly make my own conclusions.
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>>14642383
>Amazon proceeds to work extra hard hunting and fighting to feel like an adequate wife for her husband
>Overexerts herself, has to be home-nursed by her husband while she recovers
It has cute written all over it.
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>>14642400
Have you seen how many handholding romancefag monoggubus faggots we have here?
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>>14642367
>>14642378
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I found this and thought of you all
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>>14642406
Have you seen all the massive sluts and people with the emotional maturity of toddlers here?
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>>14642406
But monogubus is a myth
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>>14642408
cute...
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>>14642407
Thank you for your contribution.
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>>14642406
>implying anything is wrong with monogobus'
>>
>Amazon tries to teach you to be a "real man"
>To cook and clean and mind children whole she does the heavy lifting
>Glass her
Make the bitch so pregnant she thinks she'll grow extra nipples
>Get her nice and soft, figuratively, and teach her a woman's role, not this heresy
>Grow old with a doting housewife that can watch your back
It's not hard you know.
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>>14642369
>Girl gives you a bento one day at school
>She's gone the next, ask people if they've seen her, they've never heard of her name
>Your Goddess tells you that she was a no good whore who had no less than three cocks on her lips

>You forget to say your daily prayer before bed
>Wake up the next morning to hear that an entire city disappeared over night, without a trace
>Your Goddess tells you that her 'mind slipped' just like yours

>Your family is gone now, everybody as school detests you and treats you like a crazy
>Decided to try and take your own life with a noose
>Your neck doesn't snap, the noose turning to steam as soon as you're about to kick off
>Start to sweat intensely when you see the bottom of a white toga and bare feet with golden anklets
>Her sing-song voice calling out to you

"Trying to take a life that has never belonged to you? How cruel, Anon."
"I'm only doing this to protect you, as any Mother would."
"You're crying? Hahaha!"
"You just don't understand, do you!? You were made to love me! (I love you)"
"You owe your entire existence to me! (I love you)"
"But don't worry, sweet little lamb of mine, we have all eternity together!"
"I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you"
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>>14642383
I always thought that amazons would feel inferior if their husbands made more than them. That is why they constrain them to domestic duties.
>"Husband: Hey darling, I got a raise today!"
>"Amazon: Whats the matter? Do I not provide enough for you?"
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>>14642408
Artist?
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>>14642408
She loves lamp?
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>>14642420
Here's your reply
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>>14642420
Another victory for common sense and civilization.
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>>14642419
I'm saying that as many mansluts we have, there are many more true rabu sniggers here, if thread OC and tone are to be an indication.
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>>14642420
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>>14642422
Oh god don't turn them into PD men, that's what anons are for.
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>>14642421
>So yandere she'll go full Dragonlance Father of the Gods on entire cities out of love and anger at your actions

Genuinely terrifying.
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>>14642426
>he wants an amazing housewife instead of a mistress
>must be trolling
>but things like dominant Alice's and kikis are totally legit
wew
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>>14642422
That's a shit headcanon, anon.
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>>14642406
Hey, I'm one of those.
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I just want to see a muscly short-haired Amazon eat lunch with her husband while anons have a slappyfight in the background.

Is that too much to ask for?
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>>14642441
>housewife
>amazing
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>>14642441
>engaging in wrongthink
To the gulag with you.
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>>14642441
>but things like dominant Alice's and kikis are totally legit
>Implying I do
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>>14642412
>>14642431
You know you love it.
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>>14642422
They'd feel inferior but they're not the type to go around bringing others down with those words, they'd over-exert themselves as >>14642405 said.
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>>14642446
>hating on housewives
Why would you do such a thing?
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>>14642439
Genuinely scareousing
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>>14642444
I can't wait for the sequel to be translated too.
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>>14642446
Was meant to be amazon, but yeah, amazon housewife would be amazing. Like a samurai wife, in historical context, without the betrayal.
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>>14642421
Nothing better than an almighty inmortal being maniatically in love with you.
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>>14642454
Why do you need someone to do work most people learn when they're ten? Are you that lazy?
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>>14642450
Was referring more to the thread than (You) but whatever.

>>14642447
Wrongthink?
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>>14642424
If the artist has a page I can't find it just the email someone else used to contact them
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>>14642441
>+150 girls and he wants the one made for being a dom a having a househusband
You're just looking for shit where there isn't need for any

>inb4 b-but my headcanon, but I can do what I want!

I also think the same for kikis.
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>>14642472
>Wrongthink?
Yes anon, you've been found guilty of not towing the party line, and must be punished.
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>>14642471
>ten
What are you Indian?
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>>14642463
Damn, that girl made me appreciate yukionnas.
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Why can't I talk about amazons without people ruining it. This is why I prefer my favorite girls to be obscure.
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>>14642476
>I also think the same for kikis.
Not him, but I think the fact that nobody complains about those speaks for itself. So yes, you CAN do what you want.
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>>14642494
>nobody complains
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>>14642476
He's either very insecure or is that faggot who tries to start shit after his latest ban. Probably both.
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>>14642483
I'm talking about modern housework. Vacuuming, cleaning dishes, doing the laundry, taking out the trash. That sort of thing. Did you never do chores as a kid?
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>>14642489
>tfw your favorite is vanilla Dragon
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>>14642500
Comparatively speaking, yes. Not nearly as many people sperg about dom kikis as people do about sub hellhounds, for example.
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>>14642489
It's the same for any of the tougher girls. There's this faggot or faggots who get triggered on the idea of a powerful monstergirl besting a man and have to start whining about it.
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>>14642506
On the flipside there'll be many people sharing your views on her.

I want to fly in a biplane next to her
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>>14642503
Yes.
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>>14642421
>yandere deity
Would make the harvest goddess not complete shit, especially when compared to the witch.
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Oi, what's that manga with the cute elf in it? It's a traditional fantasy setting, with lots of dungeon exploring, but there's also some focus on food and cooking.
I feel like it might be relatively recent, but I'm not entirely sure.

Anyone know what it's called?
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>>14642489
>TFW your absolute favorites are Kraken, Mindflayer, and Shoggoth
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>>14642511
Oh it's this again. I really do think a certain someone has come off a ban.
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>>14642489
There were previous instances where we could talk about them without issue.

By the way, does anyone have that tsundere Anon greentext?
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>>14642506
Yeah, we vanilla dragon folks had it rough...
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>>14642511
You're kidding, right.
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>>14642514
I like big strong dragons.
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>>14642520
Dungeon Meshi
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>>14642520
Dungeon Meshi is the series you're thinking of. It hasn't updated for a month.
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>>14642524
>boogeymanning
Fine, forget it.
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>>14642517
Even if you're telling the truth this shit is easy. Really the only housework job that takes up any time is cooking.
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>>14642512
>>14642489
Sounds to me like you need to get that chip off your shoulder. People aren't talking about dominating amazons to upset you, it's because that's what they want. You think you're that important? I think dom kikis and lolis set ridiculous but I don't throw a hissy fit when it gets brought up. And that's all the time I'm spending on you tonight.


WHO SUB AMAZONS/HELLHOUNDS/DRAGONS/THE REST HERE!?
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>>14642534
>piercings
>disproportionately tiny hands
How tacky.
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>>14642546
You have my sword.
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>>14642546
>People aren't talking about dominating amazons to upset you
How haven't seen many shitstorms here, have you?
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>>14642536
>>14642537
That's precisely the one. Thanks, mates.
I hope it does update, though. Don't want to start reading it only to see it die halfway through.
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>>14642559
You haven't*
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>>14642559
Most of which could've been avoided if people didn't complain about what other people like.
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>>14642546
You do this every time, even using the same put downs.
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>>14642546
I don't even want to dominate them, i just don't want them to try to dominate me at every turn, i just want to be myself.
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>>14642539
Even if you're not that notoriously horrendous poster, you should probably re-evaluate just what you're posting when someone else mistakes you for them.
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>>14642546
>Naturally dom hellhound will never stutter and blush in insane embarrassement asking you to switch because she wants to know how it feels to be sub
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>>14642546
>>14642554
>You'll never throw a bud lite bottle at your amazon's wife head for interrupting judge judy.
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>>14642526
>There were previous instances where we could talk about them without issue
I honestly don't remember the last one.
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>>14642559
I've here since day one, and I remember every shitstorm that happened when amazons ATTEMPTED to be discussed. I also remember, the one absolute hater of them, saying he'd had enough, that we should all try to get along. If THAT guy can put aside his distaste, why can't you? Are we only allowed to discuss dom amazons? Fuck that.

>>14642570
Whatever makes you feel safe and sound.
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The samefagging here is getting ridiculous.
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>>14642518
Witch is so cute though.
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>>14642576
Wait, so the people jumping to their favorite boogeyman share no responsibility in this? Good to know.
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>>14642591
We crossed the limit when the random portuguese posts showed up, there's no stopping now.
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>>14642591
It's per the norm, actually. There's only one anon with schizophrenia that makes up the entire thread.
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>>14642526
Here you go.
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>>14642580
Hey man, that's not cool. I would never watch judge judy.
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I'm going to marry a monoeye and make her happy!
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>>14642590
>Whatever makes you feel safe and sound.
Every single time this happens you come along, get aggressive and rude, then act like some injured party while furiously trying to rile people up.
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>>14642420
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>>14642591
This entire argument is being made by a single person with two computers using different IP addresses.
In fact, he has over a dozen computers hooked up to several routers on dynamic IPs, and posts 95% of the stuff in this thread. The rest is just you.
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>>14642598
God, that is so cringy.
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>>14642591
I think that anon needs an Amazons hug and tender embrace in order to cure his bleeding hiney.
>>14642598
Thanks anon.
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>>14642602
Whatever you say my friend.

I do mean that.

Bye.
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>>14642607
You mean cute! Cute!
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>>14642607
Not as cringy as inscure anons trying to start shit because a woman is not a sub.
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>>14642574
I feel the same, but, if I ran into one with plans of househusbandhood for me, she's going to sorely disappointed then filled with joy of tending to her man as a good housewife should.
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>>14642619
>inscure
Almost fell for that.
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>>14642604
I wouldn't mind, but this guy gets so triggered on Hellhounds and Amazons it's untrue. It's almost at the point where you can't discuss them anymore at this time of day, which I guess is what the idiot is aiming for.
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>>14642599
Well my knowledge of white trash culture is outdated.
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>>14642580
That's little white thrash for me.
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>>14642611
At least try a different posting style, fuck. Put some effort in for once.
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>>14642625
I suppose it would be unkind of me to assume otherwise.
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>>14642594
>American education
It's Spanish.
>inb4 Mexican racism
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>>14642526
We can normally talk about them without issue. This pissy anon's posts are fairly easy to single out at this stage, maybe there actually is a salt-kun after all.
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>>14642652
Good thing I'm not a nigger then eh

eh
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>>14642652
>blatant baiting
Ok.
>>
No matter how hard we try they'll always accuse us of trolling and resort to boogeymanning and calling samefag. So, disengage, post and ignore the whiners.

I want to take a hellhound forbade walk and watch people's jaws drop at the sight.
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>>14642489
>tfw favorite girls are Amazon, Vampire and Lilim
>Two get shitposted by domfags and the other by HFYfags
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I hate you all
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>tfw no monoeye to cuddle and bully
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>>14642660
*for a walk
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>>14642660
Seeing as we're all the same person, I agree with your taste.
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>>14642652
I don't even know who is trolling who at the moment.
We've got obvious posts like >>14642546
but we've also got a whole bunch of possible false flags and everything else going on right now. Eh, maybe things will be slightly less shit in the morning, or the janitor will show up soon.
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>>14642663
>Implying mary sue succubi don't get exactly what they deserve
Calling you out on your shit taste isn't shitposting.
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>>14642652
>>14642660
Totally not baits.
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>>14642663
Just stop.
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>>14642665
I missed you.
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>>14642665
That's cool. Personally I'm just gonna fap to alps while you guys duke it out.
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>>14642675
So which are you, a /tg/fag or a domfag?
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>>14642367
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>>14642672
So, which dom girl gets your control boner going?
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>>14642685
See >>14642417
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>2016
>not being glorious switch master race
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>>14642684
Which are you, a traitor-kun or a slave boy?
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>>14642683
I want to sit in a throne made of stuffed alps.
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>>14642688
Dragons, all day, every day.
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>>14642693
Get out switchfag, nobody likes you
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>>14642667
Bully all day every day
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>>14642693
Get off that fence, anon. It's not safe. All the humpty eggs are up there!
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>>14642693
No one cares what you think.
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>>14642697
I'll handle the stuffing of those alps, with my semen.

Actually, forget about the throne.
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>>14642681
Why? I don't see you telling the same to the rest who keep starting shit
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>>14639960

>>14641985
>>14641955
Ohh man, thanks for pointing that out! I guess I need to be more mindful which monster girl you guys are referring to.
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>>14642700
>>14642703
Yes, that we can all agree on.
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>>14642636
>Mexican intellectuals
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>>14642677
The worst bit is he's getting the replies he wants. You always see him around here during these arguments. The double spacing, the arrogant statements clearly trying to piss people off, the complaining about boogeymanning, the way they claim they can like whatever they want but anyone with different taste will immediately be insulted for it.
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>>14642700
>>14642702
>STILL not glorious switch master race
You'll come around.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a WALL by the way, not a fence.
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>>14642709
Want to lick those abs. Gonna lick those abs.
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>>14642709
Three words: Bully the semen demon.
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>>14642713
He baits, then retards think he's being serious and support him and shitstorm happens.
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>>14642709
You're awesome, Latenight.
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>>14642709
Yes, I do want to see your glorious pose.
Very nice.
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>>14642708
Ah, so you admit wanting to start shit?
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>>14642709
I want to feel her muscles as she boasts about her gains or whatever.
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>>14642698
I'm more of a hellhound guy, truth be told, I find amazons boring. I also like girtablilus. Tying one up and making her sting herself until she's drooling like she's been lobotomized and only cumming in her once, repeating this until she breaks.
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>>14642715
>Implying walls can't be fences
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>>14642713
>complaining about boogeymanning
>anons boogeyman
The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
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>>14642726
Most venomous creatures are immune to their own venom.
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>>14642721
No?
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>>14642706
No anon, stuffed like something you mount on a wall. I fucking hate alps.
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>>14642726
>girtablilus
Well, that's an interesting choice.
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>>14642728
They can, but they aren't automatically the same thing.
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>>14642735
Mounting alps on the wall? What a wonderful idea, we can spank and tease them more easily if they're chained up.
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>>14642688
>>14642698
>>14642726
Yeah, don't let the shistorm end. But you never start shit uh.
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>>14642734
To be fair, I should give you the benefit of the doubt, but you can probably guess why it's so hard to do these days.
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>>14642546
>DRAGONS
>female lizard
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>>14642733
Anon, it's fantasy. Plus, there's yet to be a girl in the encyclopedia immune to her own roofies.
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>>14642726
>Tying one up and making her sting herself until she's drooling like she's been lobotomized and only cumming in her once, repeating this until she breaks
Her venom will do jack shot to her, so she's going to break you first.
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>>14642721
Stop giving the guy attention.
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>>14642740

I figured I'd just hold an alp against a wall and mount her there. God, I can imagine her vaginal walls clenching down as she realizes that in that position she's helpless to do anything except receive my thrusts as her demonic energy helps me breed her like an animal.
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>>14642743
>talking about things you don't like is starting shit
Ironically, you just demonstrated the main problem here.
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>>14642746
I know what you're talking about in terms of mindflayers flaying themselves, bluebolts with electricity, and such, but I'm struggling to think of any venomous profile where that is true.
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>>14642745
I know that. But some people here don't and if you mention it, they'll pull bullshit standards as to how awesome you have to be to make one a female lizard.
>implying you need anything other than vitamin D
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>>14642754
>talking about dominating dom girls in a middle of a shitstorm about the same subject
>Pure coincidence anon, I swear
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>>14642760
That only works if you're an immigrant.
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>>14642758
Oomukade
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>>14642765
Point taken, but neither one of us can ever know for sure.
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>>14642760
To be honest that's canon, so I much as I don't like it you will never see me complaining about it.
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>>14642765
He's not even a good troll, but people here fall for it anyway.
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>>14642773
They're not vulnerable to their own venom. Man's saliva is what has that effect on them.
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>>14642773
That's human saliva.
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>>14642779
as much*
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>>14642709
I want to hug that Succubutt
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>>14642737
Their sadism sets off my revenge boner. Manticores are described as sadistic but they were so spammed back then I've completely lost the taste for them. And their manes are dumb.
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>>14642779
Fair enough, I think most people can live with that.
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>>14642781
>>14642785
Details. Once their venom and human saliva mix they go loopy.
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>>14642793
>so spammed back then
Boy, that's an understatement.
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I really, really enjoy this discussion
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>Hellhounds are the guardians of the Underworld, essentially acting as supernatural police
>They hunt down evil entities, guard important locations, and help preserve the boundary between worlds
>This is the duty of all hellhounds, and from the moment that one comes of age, they are considered responsible
>An adult hellhound is always on call, ready to step forward and solve any supernatural problem, ranging from helping a simple lost soul who might have fallen through the metaphysical cracks, all the way to exterminating dangerous beasts and criminals from the lowest parts of hell... and Beyond.
>Most hellhounds will only have to perform a duty a handful of times in their life, and for a healthy individual, it's not much of an issue
>Usually it's something simple, and rarely involves more effort than is required for opening several otherworldly portals
>Of course, a hellhound can live a perfectly normal life in this way, even working a normal job and having a normal family
>But she will always be on call, ready to fulfil the duty of her kind.

If your hellhound wife was tasked with eliminating an eldritch horror that had escaped from Hell's highest security prison, and was now wreaking horror untold upon the area you lived in, would you go with her and support her?
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>>14642798
It has nothing to do with their venom mixing with anything. You go up to one and give her a sloppy french kiss and she'll melt in your arms.
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>>14642803

Yes.
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>>14642760
Isn't the hard part waifu'ing a dragon in the first place? Her becoming more submissive is pretty simple once you've already waifu'd her, if that's the sort of thing you want.
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>>14642803
I wouldn't be a very good husbando if I didn't, would I?
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>>14642804
Or a sloppy "kiss"
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>>14642804
>They have high resistance to their own poison, and are normally unaffected by it.
>However, when this poison combines with a man’s saliva, a magical transformation occurs, resulting in another poison that they have no resistance to.
>If a man’s saliva enters their body through their mouth or vagina, etc., the altered poison violates their body from within, and for a while, their entire bodies will end up being continuously attacked by overwhelming pleasure.
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>>14642814
Actually, she just has to perceive you as stronger. Geez anon, where's your imagination?

Also
>impyling becoming a "gary stu" in MGE is hard
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>>14642804
Yes it does, if she bites a man, and he kisses her, the mix of her venom with his saliva served back to her incapacitates her with pleasure. Go read that shit right now. Unless the profile has been updated I'm not wrong about this.
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>>14642814
It's alright, I'll just use the great equalizer: firearms.
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>>14642814
>Gary Stu
And there it is
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Could a monstergirl ever fall in love with a hideous leper?
If so, what monstergirl?
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>>14642814
Well, >>14642760 called that one.
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>>14642821
Firearms don't require skill if you're to believe any fantasy setting where they exist alongside the sword-and-board.
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>>14642825
Almost all of them. Their criteria is basically "has dick, will ride"
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>>14642821
That won't get you a wife.
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>>14642825
Matangos.

They can just fill the gaps of rotting skin with little kissies and mushroom spores.
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>>14642827
Boy, I could show you the textbook BS these guys pull. But, fight over.
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>>14642831
But, his dick is covered in leprosy scabs and disease
>>14642834
Sorry mate, but MANAMO MANA cant fix bacteria eating at your flesh, scabbing, unnerved, and diseased
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Worst Threadcanon Memestorms:
>Demonic Energy can cure any ills
>[Dominant/Submissive] Monster Girl As [Submissive/Dominant] Instead
>[Femdom/Maledom] Fags ITT
>Cats
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>>14642828
I'll just invoke the Last Samurai trope. The one where guns are dishonorabu because they let even peasant scum kill trained warriors in an instant on the battlefield.
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>>14642827
>>14642839
He's being sarcastic you know.
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>>14642832
It will if she's a /k/-tier waifu.
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>>14642828
More like firearms don't exist period if you're to believe any setting where they exist beside the sword-and-board. Well, not past shitty handcannon level arms anyway. Even then, they would dominate in artillery.

>You will never drag a bombard up to a dragon's cave and shell the position
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>>14642839
You'd think they at least wait before using one that was literally mentioned minutes before.
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>>14642807
>>14642809
Even if she says that you should stay?
After all, her target is something that is dangerous to even approach, according to her. And you saw what happened to the news crew on TV who approached it first. Well, you didn't really. But their sudden disappearance as they rounded a street corner, leaving just hollow clothing and a grounded camera pointing at a patch of static say it all, really.

Only her natural hellfire can protect against it, and she doesn't want to risk losing you.
Would you still go? How would you even help?
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>>14642792
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>>14642843
>things I don't like
Thanks for sharing.
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>>14642850
Not if you shot her.
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>>14642858
This has no right to be as funny as it is.
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>>14642843
>Memestorms:
>>Demonic Energy can cure any ills
How?
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>>14642827
I'm willing to give anon the benefit of a doubt and assume he was ironically making that post as a reference to the earlier one.
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>>14642858
Oh my, that tail wrapping is adorable.
Succubutts are great. They should be hugged all over.
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>>14642808
There is no monstergirl hard to waifu, they all want Dick, and they all want to bear children. There"s one line in the dragon profile that says they'll try to control themselves, but it doesn't matter, they're monsters, and not a single unmarried one is going to resist the Dick being waved in their face.
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>>14642827
>>14642839
>>14642854
Are you guys being dumb on purpose?
>>
Remember that one the best ways to withstand monsters is to be a 80's action hero.

that way, when against a horde of kunoichi regular succubi you can invoke the inverse enemy law.
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>>14642858
You cheeky bastard.
Too funny.
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>>14642862
It's alright, I'll just 9mm.
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>>14642847
But he has a death wish, Anon
He's a man who's life is plagued with pain and suffering, and wanders the earth in order to recieve redemption through death
How can MANAMO MANA fix that
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>>14642858
Thanks for making me imagine an alp sitting on a bench zipping down her jumpsuit while saying "Yaranaika?"
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>>14642853
I mean, I see no issue with the shitty 'single shot' pistols existing alongside swords and other melee weapons in settings, and they are always secondary weapons rather than primary like anon is trying to imply.

>dragon scales not just making the bullet bounce off anyways
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>>14642858
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>>14642845
>>14642866
Alright, I suppose it's possible it was.
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>>14642873
>Falseflagging
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>>14642875
You're still shooting her.
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>>14642871
>using sarcasm in text form
To be fair...
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>>14642885
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>>14642873
Okay, I chuckled a little.
I hope more people actually notice the joke you made.
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>>14642853
Handgonnes are pretty based anon. But more importantly if there's early firearms, then there's blackpowder, and if there's blackpowder then there's explosives, and if there's explosives then you can have all sorts of creative fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6SbAzdvc8
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>>14642888
Well it was pretty clear. Maybe you're a bit dumb after all.
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>>14642883
Correct, but please don't respond to bait.
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>>14642349
Shhh, don't tell anyone, but I'm still here. I'm not all too good at writing, but here you go.
http://pastebin.com/5mWaEnFL
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>>14642887
As opposed to stabbing her with lance? Look, if you're expected to best her combat before you can waifu her it's not likely going to end very prettily, guns or not.
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>>14642899
You could try fighting with those Q-tip things.
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>>14642858
You son of a gun.
You are forever mah nigga
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>>14642893
Says the guy who uses the lowest form of wit, in a thread where people say shit like this everyday for real.
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>>14642911
>Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
Is that the half-wit's witless half speaking there, anon?
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>>14642898
Good shit friendo.
It's far better than my attempt at writing smut.
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>>14642909
Then what is even the point? I might as well challenge her to something I'm actually good at, that also doesn't involve us maiming each other.
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>>14642910
GOD DAMN IT RUSTY SHE'S NOT A CAT!
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>>14642911
Except I'm not the anon who made that post.
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>>14642917
But you'd beat her at being a fucking idiot for sure, you're supposed to make competitions balanced.
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>>14642914
As cute as your shitposting is, I think we should stop this here.
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>>14642923
And besting her in combat does not do that, she already has a significant advantage in terms of strength, and likely experience as well.
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>>14642872
the fuck is the inverse enemy law? and why do I have to be A 80's hero to do it?
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>>14642879
You said sword and board. If you're just talking swords, they survived the advent of cartridge weapons all the way up until basically the birth of the machine gun and made it a little farther than horse cavalry. Bayonets even farther if you're talking melee and not just swords.

As far as being the primary weapon though. That mostly died off by the flintlock era, not counting certain forced close quarters stuff like marine boarding engagements. Even then you could argue the ship guns being the primary weapons.

>>14642892
>Handgonnes are pretty based anon.
They got the power. All guns kind of have since the beginning. What they didn't have was reliability or accuracy. But the power of gunpowder just feeds back into what you were saying about all the other fun stuff.

>tfw grenadoes


Anyway, I think we can all agree that gunpowder and all it's derivative weapons would be super prevalent in various roles if they existed in a setting, just as a matter of utility. You would probably have to model it more on like 16th century warfare though instead of the typical sort of 11th century mismash with a few anachronisms.
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>>14642930
The danger you face is inversely proportional to the amount of enemies in front of you.

So 80 kunoichi are pretty much just mooks but 1 kunoichi is be game over.
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>>14642930
The more enemies there are, the weaker they are. For example, if you're facing 100 Ninjas, they're all going to be really weak and only attack one ata time, so they'll be easy to beat even though there's 100 of them. But if you're fighting 1 Ninja, you're in for a very tough fight.
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>>14642934
>>>/k/
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>>14642926
Which is why you have nonlethal weapons. She has natural armor and can fly as well. This is giving you a better chance with no maiming of either party.
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>Dislike dragons
>Take the thread's advice, and decide to shoot the one which won't stop bullying and being mean
>Walk up to her one day, pull out the gun and shoot
>The bullet bounces off of the scales on her breast
>Shoot at her bare abs
>Her abs are so toned and hard that the second bullet crumples too
>Shoot her in the head
>But dragons are so hard-headed that the bullet also bounces harmlessly
>Before another shot can be taken, the dragon girl is gone
>In her place is an actual dragon, 80 metres tall and god knows how long
>She stares down at her attacker with her angry, reptilian eyes
>Shoot her right in the eye
>The bullet bounces off of some hard, semi-transparent coating over her eye
>She takes the gun in her claws, crushing it between the ends of her talons, and throws the thing in her mouth like a cookie crumb

Forget firearms. What we need is a whole firebody, firelegs and all.
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>>14642944
>implying that's not /tg/
pffft
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>>14642947
And then anon got a faceful of plump Kunoichi ass before being spirited away to their hidden village.
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>>14642898
Pretty good stuff.
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>>14642934
>Reliability and accuracy
Which is why you use volley fire and engage from short range. It would also be a pretty good idea to get yourself some pikemen to protect you as well, and then you got yourself a Tercio going.

Of course that's not very applicable if there's only one of you, but I guess you could make use of multiple handgonnes.
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>>14642947
Why bother baiting if you're not even going to try?
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>>14642951
or you get a better gun instead stead whatever cheap shit you were using
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>>14642951
>muh invincible monsters
Took you a lot longer than usual.
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>>14642959
>>14642966

This.
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>>14642951
>Not taking a page from GATE and gunning dragons down with artillery cannons
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>>14642949
She's still a fucking dragon, and thus has a considerable advantage over me. So unless I pull a Sigurd and Fafnir on her, I'm not likely to win without some handicap to my advantage.
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>>14642972
For what, hurting your feelings?
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>>14642951
Seems pretty logical since guns don't mean shit in a fantasy porn setting.
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>>14642951
I know I said to use 9mm, but don't actually use 9mm.
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>>14642972
>Not launching a tomahawk from your offshore sub
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>>14642978
>fantasy porn setting
>logical
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>>14642976
Not like she's going to go all out.
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>>14642983
Because it's a porn setting, anon.
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>>14642972
>not beating them in their own turf
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>>14642985
If she's not going all out, then you didn't really "best her" in combat now did you. I don't know where I'm going with this.
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>>14642959
>>14642965
>>14642966
Your upset is understandable, but I think taking down a dragon with a handgun is a little unrealistic.
You wouldn't scale Everest with just a bottle of water and a packet of crisps now, would you?
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Which MG would dominate the global arms trade?
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>>14642986
A porn setting with magitek guns.
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>>14642988
Right, I keep forgetting Drifters BECAUSE THE CHAPTERS DON'T COME FAST ENOUGH
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>>14642992
Hairless albino kakuens.
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>>14642991
But what if it's a magic handgun+11?
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Loli MG prostitutes.
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>>14642995
>tfw can never figure out what fucking plane it is

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT

A6M?
KI84?
N1K2?

GOD DAMN
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>>14642992
Elves. Sorry, just loved the war-profiteering arms-dealer elf society on Pryan.
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>>14642993
Magitek guns can't make fuck unless that gun turns into a Gun Tsukumogami.
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>>14642937
Man id watch that movie
>hero guy mows down wave after wave of kunoichi
>as the last one falls the doors open to reveal another kunoichi, this time in a cloak
>"it seems you have bested my army. I'll have to deal with you personally."
>she throws the cloak aside revealing her ninja clothes are red instead of the purple of her underlings.
>"One more ninja wont be a problem now right? prepare yourself!
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>>14643002
Also known as girlscouts in MGC.
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>>14643011
Clearly, you're not buying the right ones.
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>>14642988
This is probably the best way to do it. Beat her in a flying competition, it's fair enough and probably won't end in one side dying. Or maybe you go for a full WWII-era dogfight with full weapons, because why the fuck not. I'd probably give a limitation to WWII-era aircraft or earlier, because I have no fucking clue how Dragon's are supposed to match up to modern fighters in terms of speed and maneuverability.

Personally I'd take a DH.98 Mosquito. Best heavy fighter/light bomber of the war.
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>>14642951
>can't hurt her body
>but all creatures are soft on the inside
>come to school arm in arm next day with , god help you an alp
>dragon's confidence is crushed and she drops out of school, never to be seen again, rumor is she became a NEET with 50 body pillows

Scorched earth tactics.
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>>14643019
>Not being a spitnigger

http://pastebin.com/30FdV8uv
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>>14643023
Anon, I don't know if I can support this any longer.
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>>14643016
NYOO MY GOD
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>>14643023
>immediately disengage with your faggot brother and enjoy the rest of your school life
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>>14643027
No one said you had to dick the alp you homo.
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>>14643035
You say that, but those alps are crafty bastards. It's too risky.
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>>14643000
Depends. What's the damage scaling, and what's the dragon's defence, magic defence and HP like?
We should also take into account the possibility of critical hits.

>>14643006
You seem upset. Unfortunately, I am unable to fulfil your request, for blowing off one's head is actually rather quite difficult. I could always employ the use of a handgun or other small sidearm, but I am afraid that would only result in a small hole being created.
In Hot Fuzz, one of the characters asks if there's a place in a human's brain where, if you shoot it, their head will blow up. Unfortunately, such a place does not exist.
If you have access to a shotgun, explosives, or perhaps any demolition machinery, I'd be more than happy to email you my address, so you can send me something with which to "blow [my] head off."
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>>14643019
>>14643025
>Not taking a 190D9

Good luck trying to outroll my flying beyblade plebs
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>>14643038
>alps
>crafty
Just get a damn elf then.
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>>14643025
Yeah I read it. But the Mosquito is still based as fuck, it made Goring jealous as fuck and was used in raids to interrupt Nazi speeches while they were being broadcast. Also dat top speed.
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>>14643039
Crit builds usually destroy everything if done right.
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>>14643013
While we are on the topic of ninjas and old movies, what would mamono mana do to a ninja tec like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYmTJYdeTw
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>>14643044
>first alps
>now disgusting knife ears
Well, I suppose sacrifices have to be made at some point.
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>>14643047
Especially if crits ignore the relevant defence stat.
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>>14643055
Heh, almost too easy if that's the case.
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>>14643056
We all do.
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>>14643033
>little brother alps
>still a guy on the inside
>helps keep shitty monstergirls off you while wingmanning for you
>as much nausea as it causes you, do the same for him/her
>end up with a nice khepri
>and her eleven sisters
>while you set him/her with your best bro

I just wonder if we didn't screw the friend over.
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et une fois de plus

And something from a friend, though not quite finished.
http://a.pomf.cat/tvxjfo.png
http://a.pomf.cat/mwneyb.png
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>>14643051
Elves aren't that b... Maybe you should have gotten good faggot. Or would you have prefferdvan akaname? I said scorched earth not chemical warfare.
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>>14643068
noice
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>>14643013
that sounds like the stage in a old style beat em up game game.

question is, you there be a secret boss after the kunoichi? a deranged ryu? a samurai based lilim?
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>>14643039
>Hot Fuzz
I love how no one died in the climax of the movie. No matter what horrible things happened to them.
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>>14643078
What good is a victory if I sacrifice everything I stand for to achieve it?
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>>14643041
I chose a fighter-bomber, you chose a proper fighter. No shit you're going to be more agile, the only thing I really got over you is more dakka.
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>>14643016
>you will never take them off the streets and go to bed every night surrounded by that softness
Crying Negro.jpg
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>>14643091
Don't make me call onii-san me410
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>>14643016
PRAISE THE SABBATH FOR THIS BOUNTY
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>>14643085
Go home Phyrrus you're drunk.

Seriously, just talk to the dragon in a stern tone of voice. Then pile drive her while she's stunned by your fortitude.
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>>14643002
Would prostitution of females even be that common? I imagine their would be high-class prostitutes that can do really amazing shit, but low-class prostitutes would be facing enormous competition from ordinary MG's who would do it for free anyway,
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>>14643097
>praise Sabbath
Let's not go that far.
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>>14643013
>A ninja
>A ninja in red
>A ninja in clothing that makes her three times as fast as she already is.
Fug.
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>>14643084
To this day, I still rank it as one of my top five favourite comedies.
It's the perfect satire.
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>>14643104
Funnily enough, the ethics and beliefs of anti monster men would drive them into the arms of human prostitutes.
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>>14643094
Feel free to do so, the DH.98 is a better aircraft.
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>>14643099
>Wrestling was the answer all along
And some people say enlightenment takes years.
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>>14643081
2 things
>old style beat em up game
Have you played streets of rage 3? there's a stage where you have to get to the police chief before they kill him, cant remember how.

I want a monster girl version of that, going to save a paladin girl before she gets turned.

and secondly
>samurai based lilim
By jesus I want this in my life
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>>14643112
BROTHER!
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>>14643013
>Brown kunoichi
>Wearing red

Be still my aching penis.
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>>14643104
Yeah but low class prostitutes don't try to make you their husband after.
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>>14643111
I'd tell you to 1v1 me but war thunder is shit and IL2 1946 doesn't want to set up properly
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>>14643104
Too difficult to pull off.

You're selling ice in a snowstorm. You're selling sand in a desert. You're selling shit in a sewer. Your monsters would have to be Billy Mays tier and at the same time you have to convince them not to run away with some john to get married and escape the whore's life.

Selling the services of gigolos won't be that much better because you have to make sure their clients don't just steal the whole cow when you're selling the milk.
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>>14639432
yanderes are the most pure and concentrated love
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>>14643016
I want to commit every crime of passion there is, to them, all at once.
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>>14643119
IT WAS ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!
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>>14643127
Mi amichi.
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>>14643126
You have a very good point on male prostitutes.
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>>14643126
That's why you hire bodyguards, or whore the men out to select clients.
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>>14643124
All I'm saying is that you're better off in your Fw190 than your Me410. The only chance I have against you is outrunning you long enough that you run out fuel/range, or getting lucky with a massive burst of dakka fire.

Or maybe we should just end up as wingmen (in both sense of the word), and score us some dragon waifus from glorious aerial combat.
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>>14643127
>tfw no yandere plasm wraith slime to protect you from the mean people who try to take you away from her.
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>>14636696
sauce?
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>>14643153
What feud?
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>>14643142
>Spoiler

Now this I can get behind. I wasted 1k+ hours of my life in shitty WW2 sims, I won't fail you when the time comes,

As long as some bullshit Yakolev/Lavochkin dragons breathing pure slav bias don't show up.
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>"Now I'll show you my true power! Prepare yourself!"
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>>14643169
rare crystal subspecies of a scorpion girl?

What is she going to do, slowly cultivate minerals in my skin?
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>>14643172
>"Prism Beam Cannon! FIRE!"

Will you humor her chuuni behavior?
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>>14643162
Luckily there's no slav bias in MG land.
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>>14643175
Irritatingly bright light, my only weakness!
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Together we shall move mountains !
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Would Kunoichis "Hidden Villages" exist in Spirit Realms?
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>>14643181
>With lilim around you end up with demon realm bias instead

I knew those rapist bitches and their forces had more similarities to the red army than not
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>>14643188
I'd like to move her mountains so their peaks are in my mouth.
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>>14643174
How scandalous! It would have been cool to have ninjas in my family.
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>>14643148
>Wraiths in Pikmin

Please no. The waterwraith still haunts the dark places of my mind.
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I want to cut off her braid
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>>14643203
Until you fight it.
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>>14643191
>"It makes me furious when I see the Mosquito. I turn green and yellow with envy. The Humans, who can afford aluminum better than we can, knock together a beautiful wooden aircraft that every piano factory over there is building, and they give it a speed which they have now increased yet again. What do you make of that? There is nothing the Humans do not have. They have the geniuses and we have the nincompoops. After the war is over I’m going to buy a Human radio set – then at least I’ll own something that has always worked."
- The Demon Lord, on the De Havilland Mosquito
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>>14643210
But I just met her!
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>>14643212
10/10
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>>14643188
I still say earth powers are underrated
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>>14643194
Question is though, how big is that Hidden Village?
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>>14643226
Right now? I mean this is a lot to drop on a man. She needs to give me time to ready myself.
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Undead Kingdom Kunoichi when?
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>>14643231
I don't know, I need to take all of this in, freshen up, clean my room. An hour?
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>>14643250
Why is she being so pushy about having sex so soon? Can't she wait until after our second date so I can pretend I'm not a slut?
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>>14643190
>Kunoichis have established a 'Hidden Village' somewhere in the world that apparently no one knows about
>A 'Hidden Village' that has a movie theater built in it and a large mountain with the village leaders' faces on it
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>>14643268
>This is the face of the hellhound that found it.
>She wishes she hadn't.
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>>14643272
>it's full of weebs and chuunis
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>>14643268
Don't forget that by the time the Great-Great-Great-Great-Granddaughter of the Founder is a middle-aged woman in charge of the village, there'll be a huge city built just behind the plateau of that mountain.
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>>14643280
>Some blonde little shit keeps shouting shit like I'M GONNA BE HOKAGE and BELIEVE IT
>>
Thanks Janet.
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>>14643268
At least it's better than that sound one.

You know how they keep it hidden?
They just have a lot of loud speakers blaring out of tune bagpipes to frighten people off.
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>>14643293
That's downright dastardly. As expected of ninja. How'd they even think of a sound more grating in the longrun that in tune bagpipes,anyway?
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hnng
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>>14643296
Well, it was either that or the scene from Dumb and Dumber looped until the end of time.
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>>14643298
>abs
excellent
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>>14643299
>a kunoichi stalking you with annoyance
>no matter where you are she will opo out of know where behind you and say "wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
>even when you sleep with earmuffs, she will pull one end off and do it directly into your ear
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>>14643310
That may force me to take a couple levels in ninja just to counter her.

The hate fucking would be so extreme that she'd be left with a cumbloated belly.
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>>14643311
Atta boy, show her what the true most annoying sound in the world is: a crying daughteru at three AM when it's your turn to take care of it.
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>>14643314
'daughteru'?
Oh no my friend, we're going for daughterus for this one.

I'm not settling for anything less than triplets.
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Here you are sir, your Kitsune Udon.
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>>14643317

Thank you. Just how I like it.
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>>14643317
Why are there meaty miscreants in my soup?
Why are they so tiny?
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>>14643317
I ordered the low fat option, waiter. Take this back and bitch slap the chef with two wet fluffy tails.
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>>14643320
They're flavor enhancements, and they're bred to be small enough to fit into an udon bowl.
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>>14643002
Go on...
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>>14643322
But what do I do with them?
You aren't expecting me to eat them are you?
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>>14643322
This reminds that dogs are sometimes given alcohol as puppies to keep them from growing very large. Drunken kitsune udon lolis when?
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I want to cuddle every wolfgirl at once. All the werewolves, anubi, hellhounds and kobolds.
I want sleep in huge cuddle pile of them, surrounded by softwagging tails, cute, sleepily smiling faces, and warm squishy paws.
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When will KC add a Wolf Tengu?
If he did, would she have big meaty paws?
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>>14643002
Do they act cheerful and innocent when on the job, but behind the scenes they're incredibly jaded and cynical, smoking cigarettes and drinking heavily with each other?
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>>14643335
I want to hire one and treat her to a nice dinner, a movie, and some head pats without dicking.
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Chivalry is dead.
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>>14643338
Do you think you'll be able to get her to drop the whole 'adorable' act and just behave the way she normally does, like Akira in a Lucky Channel sort of way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkEfrOt6Sq0
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>>14643343
I can only hope so.
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Are other succusluts even trying?
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>>14643348
Totally. I think they put up a good fight.
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>>14643348
Yes.
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>>14643348
Brandish was bad and you should feel bad.

>>14643351
>>14643352
These anons on the other hand have top tier taste.
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>>14643348
That one's not even 'I-need-an-adult' tier though.
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>>14643352
>implying imps are succubi
>>14643358
She's better than that blob you posted
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>>14643352
Still waiting on my merch. What the fuck, Japan?

>>14643359
Let's not be hurtful now; those are some pretty nice blobs.
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>>14643359
Please don't be upset people disagree with you. Just go bang a Lilim so she can create you a Safe Space Dimension.
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>>14643359
I like my Succubi like I like my alcohol.

Intoxicating, and it might kill you.
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>>14643348
>>14643355
That ending, huh? Like, what the fuck even.
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>>14643361
>>14643360
Those are at least 4 times larger than the reasonable limit; it's fucking disgusting.
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>>14643365
>4 times larger than the reasonable limit
>4 times
Are you a fucking pedophile, son? Albedo's rack seems fine to me.
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>You will never get tripped by a fellow runner in the Running with the Bulls, get your pants unzipped by the teeth, and fucked by 3 or 4 Minotaur girls
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>>14643365
Holy shit, did we just disagree with your opinions? Sorry bruh, I didn't know it was like that.
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>>14643370
Lifter-taurs aren't good runners, so taking a fall would be fair.
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>>14643369
I'm not talking about Albedo.
Albedo is olev.
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>>14643365
Chances are she's about to fuck a guy who's into cow tits, so she used some magic to adjust her body to his tastes.
I have no interest in succubi, though. I refuse to bang anything directly serving La Señor De Los Demonios.
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>>14643373
Then why did you reply to me?
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>>14643378
>implying imps are succubi
Come on lad, you can figure this out
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>>14643383
Are you saying she's 4 times larger than an Imp should be?
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>>14643352
I'm only now noticing how long her neck is.
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>>14643383
Shortstack imps are olev.
You know what pick I mean.
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>>14643388
I literally JUST told you I wasn't referring to Albedo.
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>>14643395
Then again, why did you reply to me?
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>>14643391
It's long so Papa Bones can fit both hands around it for strangulation games.
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>>14643397
>implying
>imps
>are
>succubi
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>>14643401
But what connection does this sentence
>Those are at least 4 times larger than the reasonable limit; it's fucking disgusting.
have to that?
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>>14643405
Alright alright, you've played stupid long enough. Leave the other guy alone.
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>>14643405
Holy shit, are you a real life harem protagonist
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>>14643348
I rather like this one
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>>14643412
>>14643413
Four x Pie x Wurm?
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>>14643414
Why do blue and succubi go so well together?
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>>14643423
It just does.
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>>14643340
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
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>>14642898
When I made this reply, the captcha asked for "milkshakes"
How would a holstaurus respond if you told her "Don't have a cow"?
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Blueberries! Always in season!
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>>14643449
yuck
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>>14643449
Black sclera is cute.
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>>14643461
>That happy heckpup
I want to pick her up and blow raspberries on her belly.
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>>14643457
S'amatter, boy? You afraid you'll get cooties?

>>14643461
They do work really well with ashen skin, too.
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>>14643461
>tfw all their eyes are closed
anon...
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>>14643477
Their collars are on a leash, as Dad anon is trying to keep them in frame, they are exaggerating their displeasure by clenching their eyes shut.
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>>14643449
Grapesnake or Berryblue?
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>>14643483
I understand what is going on in the picture anon, I'm just saying a picture used to show black sclera seems a little weird when all the black sclera'd eyes are closed.
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>>14643484
Berry blue. Grape isn't bad either, but to me it lacks the same charm blue generally does.
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>>14643492
>>14643484
I want a red snake.
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>>14643505
Do you now, boya?
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>>14643507
Yes,
she shall be quite comfy when we go to bed on these chilly winter nights.
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>>14643461
True
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>>14643559
Soon Alien Queen, soon.
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Rachnee's web is a nice touch.
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>>14643469
I want to suck on a blue succubi's tits.
I'm also very surprised that most of the earlier trolling posts and resulting shitstorm are still here, but I guess we're close to the end now so whatever.
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>>14643627
muh dick
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>>14643484
Blue-raspberry Echidnas
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>>14643392
>You will never be a powerful warlock with a legion of shortstack Imps at your command.
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>>14643654
It's a pain I live with every day.


Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
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>>14643661
inb4 spirit bomb
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>>14643659
I'm the Fire Lord, I'll burn down whatever I damn well want.
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>>14643667
Up until a spunky sylph, her undine friend, said undine's quirky step brother, a blind gnome, and your son you kicked out come back to ruin your plan of world domination.
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>>14643672
Surely my daughter will stop them long before they get to me.
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>>14643676
You mean the very unstable ignis who thinks that mommy didn't love her enough?

I can see this ending well.

Whatever, I'm sure you didn't actually put her in charge of anything.
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>>14643677
Of course not, I just sent her out to fix the mess my brother made. Poor guy hasn't been the same since the Gnomes raped his son. Besides, it does her good to spend time with her Kunoichi friends.
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>>14643683
Yeah.
Sure it will, sure it will.

I would totally bang Ignis Azula.

Anyways, good night for real.
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>>14643659
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>>14643690
You don't "bang" Ignis Azula. She takes you in whether you want to or not, and then she rides you until she's satisfied.
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>>14643692
>No flame image put in there.
>Heckpup trying to burn things when I tell her not to.

Kids these days.

>>14643693
Will there be cuddling?
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>>14643696
>Will there be cuddling?
Not with her. Her Kunoichi friends might want to, though.
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>>14643697
Well, that'll be fine.
A kuu, genki combo would be quite nice.

Gotta iron out the quirks on the ignis though.
It's not healthy to act that way.
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>>14643704
Hey, she was born lucky.
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>>14643692
There's not a moment of rest when it comes to taking responsibility for a litter of Hellpups.

They get into fights, burn things, get their crude and delinquent attitude from their mother, and you can only feel sorry for the boy next door that's their age.
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>>14643705
Whatever you say man.

Hopefully a kid will calm her down, or at least give her something to focus her energy on.
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>>14643713
>something to focus her energy on
Tell me about it. Sometimes her flames get so hot, they turn blue.
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>>14643716
Eh, nothing a couple headpats won't hurt.
Ok, good night for real this time, it's almost 5am.
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>>14643717
Giving up so soon?
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>>14643719
More like Dork Ignis! Ha!
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>>14643729
Boomerang guy please.
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How come its always Ignis? Sylph needs love too.
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>>14643672
>a blind gnome
Toph as a Gnome. Yes. Please. Very much so.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAhn7iKLPc
I don't know why, but this song really stirrs my creative juices.
>>
Scrolling 2D shooter about a succubus airstrike upon the human realm. Shoot to monsterize women and destroy everything else as you fly the gauntlet from the demonic realm to the human capital.

Succubus
Standard fighter with average stats. When she shoots or touches human women, they monsterize into lesser succubi and fly in formation with her as options. Their shots are simply lesser versions of her shot.

Lilim
Advanced fighter, more maneuverable, but with a slightly more complex option system. She operates like the succubus except she can select any time which flying monstergirl type she turns women into. Each type has her own shot and formation behavior.

Enemies
The human military fights you with mainly aerial and ground-to-air combat vehicles. These can be manned by human crews or animated by magic. Once a vehicle is destroyed, any crew will evacuate and can be captured.

Personnel
Touch unarmored humans to capture them. You can shoot them to slow them down first. Men give bonus points, women become monstergirls and join your flight group if there's room (otherwise, they just give bonus points).
High-value individuals such as officers and royalty will give the largest capture bonuses. But they will either have a quick escape planned, or kill themselves rather than be captured.
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>>14643778
If you don't get to fight a giant robot Nixon as the final boss, I'm going to be mad.
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>Wake up after a shit night's sleep
>KC's not powering up
Guess we're not back to weekly for a while yet.
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>>14643840
Seems like so. Or maybe he's doing a two-weeks row this time, then we're getting it this Sunday.
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>>14643778
>not playing defense as paladin with dildo chainsaw
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>>14642421
We need more yandere deities, what about poseidon?
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>>14643940
I say we need to go bigger. Like yandere Primordials. I want Tartarus-chan to drag me into her endless, eternal embrace while she casts those around me into her bottomless prison for my own safety.
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What about yandere Hathor?
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What about yandere monoeyes?
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>>14644065
A best
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>GF is a Monster of the Week working at a tempt service
>Has to reinvent her act every work for different battles against superhero teams
>Sometimes she fights the same people multiple times and it gets awkward when they recognize her
>She's supposed to be an anglerfish monster this week. She just glued a string and a small lightbulb to her forehead.

>"You're an angler fish?"
>"CORRECT, HERO!"
>"Why do you have cat ears."
>"I'm an...angler CATfish?"
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>>14644037
Yes. Write it now.
>>14644065
Heathen
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>>14644055
>>14644065
All worse than yandere vampire
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>Your face when you realize that red serpent Pharaoh is constantly seen with is an absolutely ancient shapeshifter that has been playing her and Apophis against each other for millenia in a long, machiavellian bid to seize power.
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Haven't written anything since Monday. Who else is being unproductive?
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>>14644167
you wont believe the amount of time I've spent staring at a blank open office document.
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>>14644188
550 minutes?
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>>14644190
try several months
I've been meaning to right a new one shot since november
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>>14644142
>As a slave to the pharoah and one of the lower members of the harem, you decide to do a little house cleaning while the pharaoh is out at delegations
>Delegations being, living it up in high society with the top members of her harem and engaging is orgies with other high society sluts from other kingdoms
>You got left behind though, as usual.
>About to enter when you hear muttering fromthe room.
>The door is open a tiny bit, peek through.
>There's a tall, somehow familiar naked girl in there with her back turned to you, desert bronzed skin, and long flowing red hair that flares out to look like the hood of a cobra, the hair eventually thinning out to a point reaching down around the back of her knees, like the long tail of a snake
>She tips her head back, and takes a long drag of the pharaoh's favorite drink
>"Phuwah. Man this stuff is good. You'd think the bitch would let me have at least some. Well, well... she'll be on the cock carousel all weekend, so I wonder what I should do first. Masquerading as her 'pet' is perhaps one of the most tedious things I've had to endure in millennia."
>Lean forwards to try and get a look at that round, perfect, tight ass, far more appealing than the pharaoh's giant graceless thing. There's enough cushion there to take a horse to the hilt.
>Put too much weight forward, the door begins to open with a low and loud creak.
>Instantly, she whips around, brilliant blue, serpentine slitted eyes narrowing in on you. But you find yourself staring into her large and perky breasts that sit high on her chest and accentuate her flat and toned midriff, eyes naturally dragging down to the hair upon her mons pubis, fiery red and naturally grown in the shape of one half of a Caduceus, lacking only the staff to coil around, inviting you to insert yours.
>"Ah... It seems I've been caught. Well, who do we have here?"
>Her log snakelike tongue slips out as she strides towards you with a gait that would put the most beautiful of models to shame. It flicks as she tastes the air, and she lifts a hand to cup your chin, tipping your head back to meet her eyes
>Her long tongue glides up your cheek, and she grins
>"Ahh... the lowest member." Her eyes glint mirthfully, and another hand snakes down to caress your already hardening bulge, "With a member not so low. How remiss of me. You've seen something you shouldn't have, child." She guides you down to the floor, and you fall, helpless before the woman as she straddles your hips and rides you down, her muscled, thick thighs to either side of your waist, "I wonder, how to keep your lips sealed. Or perhaps..."
>An idea forms in her mind and her blue eyes glint in amusement once more
>"Yes, perhaps I should make you mine. A double agent, ah, but first, I should 'secure' your loyalty." She giggles and snaps her fingers, and your clothes fall to pieces, like the thread binding the strips of cloth together simply vanished.
>She settles her hands on your chest, and her hair begins to writhe like the snake she pretends to be, and it coils around your cock, guiding it into her hot, slick folds, She wiggles her hips before sinking down with a sigh, then begins to roll her hips, beginning a long night of convincing you to work for her.
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>>14644194
What about? Want ideas? I've got ideas, but I can't use them for the story I'm writing now and I can't stop it and start writing something else, so I'll gladly toss them at you.
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I just used google translate on a Japanese Mindflayer story
Besides a few sentences like
>While processing the high piled up documents, divulge the bitches in the head.
it was pretty easy to understand and fairly enjoyable to read

If you're craving for some stories of your favorite MG I'd suggest giving it a try, here is the website: http://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?

As for the story itself it was nice, not much creativity and it stuck strictly to the MGE cannon but the corruption scene was a solid 9/10 even with google translate butchering it
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I just had a boner inducing idea

>Since the beginning of time, the goddess had waited for her greatest creation to come to fruition
>Namely you
>The goddess has descended from the heavens to finally meet you in person

>You wake up to a gentle face of adoration and love staring right at you
>"Oh my Anon, have you finally woken up~ Your sleeping face is cute, but your surprised face is even cuter~"
>The unknown woman starts running her fingers through your face
>"Your skin is even softer than I imagined..."
>Her eyes seemingly full of longing stare directly into you
>Blood rushes to both your dick and face
>"Oh my Anon~ Surprised to see me? I can tell from your cute flustered face."
>Suddenly she licks her lips
>I can't hold myself back anymore!"
>She suddenly brings you into her ample breasts, warmth filling your face
>"I've been waiting to hug you for a LONG time... And it's even more than I expected."
>Though her breasts are tightly against your face, they don't suffocate you.
>"Your cuter than I expected..."
>Though you wouldn't have complained staying like this, you try to break free of her hug
>after all, she broke into your house
>not exactly someone whom you can trust so easily
>Don't struggle Anon. It's okay.. No need to worry. You're under my divine protection now. No harm will come in your way."
>it sounded like complete bullshit, but somehow everything she says seems to be truth
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>>14639409
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>>14644216
Sheev no!
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>>14644204
Might try that on a few stories later, I'm guessing it highly depends on the level of writing though.
>>14644205
This is the sort of shit I love. Right up there with monster girls adopting a human son and raising him to be their ideal man.
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>>14644216
>>14644221
Sheev YES!
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>>14644216
I am now very sad
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>>14644216
You should also mention that this was a sketch he's been holding onto for weeks and not got around to colouring yet. He posted it alongside a Ryu/Shirohebi sketch that he was also meaning to get around to finishing.
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>>14644228
yeah but you can see his potatofaces there so I didn't wanna post it
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>>14644198
Oh my. How lovely.
It wouldn't take long for her to convince me.
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Guess we're back to a girl a month right?
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>>14644230
The main point was that he hasn't went back on his word.

I don't mind his faces though, nice to see something that's not a featureless moeblob with a dot that looks like a mole for a nose.
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>>14644247
Except all his faces lack real 'depth' in their texture and might as well be painted on...? It's his coloring that fucks it up, it just doesn't work on faces at all, look at that raiju and tell me the face looks odd, because it doesn't.
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>>14644201
Right now Id like to hear 1 or 2 of them
I have just lost my work on my laptop and my one drive is being dissagreeable, so lets trade some ideas
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>>14644252
Notto thisu shitto agen.
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>>14644255
Alright. Here's one: the setting doesn't have Monster Girls, and a group of archaeologists on an expedition to Antarctica discover the ruins of an ancient civilization. As they delve deeper they run into hibernating Shoggoths, and after some horror they realize that the gooey girls just want to serve, in whatever way they can. Thus Shoggoth meidos become the first Monster Girls in the world.
Later on maybe some occultist uses the old portal technology in the ruins to open gates to other worlds and other girls, maybe.
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>>14644244
Who knows

But if KC still wants to release MGE II for the next Comiket, doing one girl a month won't cut it

One a week would be overkill, two a week would fall short, dunno how he will handle it
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>>14644266
>two a week would fall short
I meant one every two week
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>>14644263
>first night at the arctic base after the discovery
>a Shoggoth sneaks into the cabin of one of the team's males
>sounds of moaning and dogs barking
>"Mac wants the flamethrower!"
>"Mac wants the WHAT?"
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>>14642132
>>14642135
Yankees
FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

We're discussing monstergirls here.
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>>14644270
Tekeli-li!
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>>14644249
Yet the post I was replying to had problems with the uncoloured Ryu. His colouring is fine for most the part.
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>>14644278
>"for the most part"
Indeed, Barbk is a fantastic artist... "for the most part".

Unfortunately the part that isn't fantastic is the face.

One of the most important parts when it comes to artistry and anatomy in general, as well as the most psychologically impactful part in a person's body, and the first and last thing you're gonna see when you look at someone for any length of time.

I know he's working on them but Goddamn I just can't look past them, they just rub me the wrong way. .Less has been straying into the same sort of 'Western/Eastern Style' territory lately in his faces too.
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My harpy is acting smug, what do I do?

https://vine.co/v/M9h2D3pt6iJ
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>>14644263
That sounds like a tv mini series I would watch
any way I got one for ya

I think I mentioned it before, but I was planning a story about a arena where man and monster fought duels. monsters were volunteers and humans were either volunteers or POW's from the human/monster conflict and escape for the prisoners was achievable only through honourable victory and/or marriage.

the whole place is run by a dragon with both a lizardgirl and salamander as subordinates.
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>>14644290
Tie her up and start basting her
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>>14644290
Rape her, she won't be so smug with a load of semen on her face
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>>14644290
Dick the harpy.
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>>14644303
Giving her what she wants would make her even more smug.
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>>14644312
then deny her until she's begging for it
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>>14644312
Nothing wrong with that, smug faces only make me harder.
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>>14644294
I'M SPARTACUS! So are you writing At the Mountains of Lewdness or do I have to?
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>>14644198
>"Yes, perhaps I should make you mine. A double agent, ah, but first, I should 'sec-"
>"I'll do it!"
>"But I haven't-"
>"I'll do anything you ask as long as you fuck me like your bitch"
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>>14644321
you do it
im on my phone wright now so I cant really do anything
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>>14644317
If a MG made a smug face after humiliating you, would you still get hard? You sicko
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>Wolf Daughteru just bit her Cow Half sister because she was hungry
How do you discipline her?
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>>14644364
Show her videos of slaughterhouses and turn up the volume if she tries covering her ears.
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>>14644358
It would fuel my desire to fuck her senseless so yes. I may have issues.
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I want to tie my Kobold daughteru to the bed and feed her peanut butter off my finger while my waifu likcs her naughty bits because I put peanut butter there too!
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>>14644366
wow, calm down, you want to teach her a lesson, not traumatise her to the point that she becomes a vegan or something
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>>14644364
It's the muzzle gag for her again.
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>>14644364
Pin her down and let the cow bite her back.
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>>14644369
I want to tuck in my Kobold daughteru and read her her favorite story book before kissing her goodnight on the forehead.
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>>14644378
Cuuute!
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I want to be raped by a yandere nerd tengu!
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>>14644390
Dork.
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>>14644369
You madman.

That actually sounds pretty hot.
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>>14641982
>Vampire
>pro Trump

She might share more views with him than with the other side but hardly many, she'd be a hardcore traditionalist with a hatred for democracy and all the equality bullshit. Which is just fine by me.
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>>14644357
Fine, then I'll write it.
After I finish the Oomakudakeodkdodecahedron
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>>14644406
>democracy and all the equality bullshit
Sounds like somebody thinks very highly of themselves.
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>>14644404
Thanks anon, the world needs more Kobold daughterus.
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>>14644413
>He'd want the same rights given to a puny imp
>He'd want an imp to have the same voting power as him

look at this fucking pleb
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>>14644413
You now what he's talking about. People abusing democracy to make themselves more powerful, whiny liberals bending over for any "disenfranchised' group, human women treating men like shit, and men thinking they're equal to monstergirls.
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I want to be the leader of the human rebellion!
I want to fight in a great battle and win!
I want to become the beacon of hope amongst humans!
I want to get kidnapped by the monstergirl queen!
I want to get mindbroken as she does all sorts of lewd things to me!
I want to be her bitch in heat and her cute househusband
I want to be paraded around the capital as her loyal husband
I want her to rape me in front of everyone!
I want my human rebellion to be utterly crushed by the monstergirls
I want to be pampered and loved by the monstergirl queen
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I want to pee on Wurm-chan!
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>>14644413
A vampire would, and if I was her husband I wouldn't even want to walk where the common filth has walked, let alone think they are my equals.
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>>14644440
Good for you, knowing your place.
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>>14644440
10/10 this would make for a great movie
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>>14644441
Anything for anon!
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>>14644450
Thanks Wurm-chan I'm glad you understand me
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>>14644440
there are traitors...and then there is scum
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>>14644440
9/10; I'm not especially keen on mindbreaking.
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>>14644440
>expecting a tiny penis in there somewhere
>it never came
I now realise I was reading something and looking out for dicks. I'm an Alp, aren't I?
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>>14644440
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>14644492
Yes, now tie yourself up to save us the effort.
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>>14644440
I like it
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>>14644440
I would too anon. Humans betray, murder, and genocide eachother all the time, often for petty reasons, they will happily cheer for your burning at the stake if someone tells them that's what they should do, even if you were trying to help them.

The only one that matters is you and your waifu, don't let any dirty paladin bastard tell you otherwise, you owe humans nothing.
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>>14644492
I was too, unfortunately. I guess we can be Alp buddies now.
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>>14644492
>>14644505
You know what this means, right?
ALP DOWN! WHOOO!
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I want to get a Kikimora addicted to headpats and kissus!
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>>14644520
I want to get addicted to nerd venom!
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>>14644524
But mountain dew is nasty...
>>
I want to spank an Oomukade for being so smelly.
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>>14644520
Yeah? Well I want to get addicted to a Kikimora's headpats and kisses!
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>>14644536
That's just as nice.
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>>14644527
Mountain dew? Don't you mean oomukade venom. Also nerd love juice
I want to be raped by a pack of nerds and turned into the fucktoy like I am
I want to become a nice submissive househusband for a monster girl
I want to let a nerd take out all her frustrations on me
I want to cosplay as a nerd's favorite anime character
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>>14644544
Frankly, I think you deserve it. You sad excuse for a human being.
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>>14644544
Why a nerd? Why not some alpha normalfag oni or some CC tanuki?
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>>14644544
>oomukade venom
>nerd juice
Heard you talking shit.
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I want to whip a mousegirl across the face with my erect dick!
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I'm sad, no new girl today.
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>>14644552
I swear, if it wasn't for the lower half, she'd look like a dragoon
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>>14644555
>>14644555
Triple wielding mouse assassins
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>>14644555
No, you will be the one to be whipped!
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>>14644198
That's a sexy snek.
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>>14644585
No, that's tomorrow. Today it's my turn.
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I want to wear my Harpy daughteru as a hat.
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>>14644604
I want to give Polly a cracker!
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>>14644599
No anon! Today is the mouse's turn!
Please be patient!
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>>14644626
I want mice to stop stealing my cheese.
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>>14643940
Poseidon is strictly RSAnon territory. I'm not yandere anything because the last time I tried that it resulted in Vulcan-sama destroying Pompeii as a giant Lava Golem/Ignis because her man walked out on her.
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>>14644626
Her being all tied up just means it's definitely MY turn.
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>>14644626
Imagine a Dormouse with that body, hot damn.
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I want to use a Mouse's tail as a crotch rope!
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Does anyone still play the MonMusu game or is it completely DOA?
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>>14644646
Ask them to steal your heart instead.

>>14644650
Oh, you want to whip her?
Sorry man, it's my turn!

>>14644654
That's why Wonderland cakes exist.

>>14644662
Good taste.

>>14644668
Sometimes.
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>>14644668
Playing casually, especially for that cute vampire girl they added in the new event.

The game's pretty shit with it's lack of content and no daily rewards.
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Be sure to keep your mausegirl daughterus away from that salty old human lady who wants to cut off their tails. Once they're gone, they can never grow back.

This has been a public service announcement.
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>>14644675
Suddenly, somewhere in MGC a lizardgirl is losing her shit and laughing maniatically without apparent reason.
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>>14644673
>vampire
She isn't a vampire, she's supposed to be an "Hel".
It's a goddess of death apparently.
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>>14644670
>fondling and fingering a shortstack Dormouse before ravaging all of her holes
>suckling the nipples on her plump breasts as you impregnate her
>spanking her large ass-cheeks as you go down on her asshole
Hnnngh
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>>14644496
>Barge into Druella's castle with it being so fucking cold outside, yell at the top of your lungs you want to wrap this up before you turn into a popsicle
>It's as quiet as a crypt
>Kick down the door to her boudoir, she's snuggling a body pillow in the nude, her tail swishing back and forth
>Firewood crackling in the hearth
>Tell her to turn around
>She flips over, barely covering her chest and sex with the pillow
>It has a caricature of you on it, clad only in a fundoshi
"Come, get cozy by the fire with me <3~"
>TFW spend the night as Druella's living dakimakura as she molests and teases you with stuff like nibbling on your ears, stroking your balls with her tail
>Letting you feel the softness of her breasts on your back, or the slickness of her arousal
>She does every degenerate, lewd thing to you to try and goad you into losing control and violating her
>YFW you hear the sniggering of her sisters as they glance at her and her new 'toy'
>YFW she admits to never planning on fucking you, only to tease you because it's 'fun'

>>14644688
Hel is both Loki's daughter and the one who presides over Niflheim/Hel. She basically rules over the dead who aren't qualified to go to Valhalla.
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>You'll never go punch dancing with a warrior wight to the Hokuto no Ken OST
Kill me
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>>14644693
>>14644695
My dick.

>Hel is both Loki's daughter and the one who presides over Niflheim/Hel. She basically rules over the dead who aren't qualified to go to Valhalla.

Ok, thanks. I just knew she's a Goddess but not the rest.

>>14644697
You're old enough to do it yourself.
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Peace, love & rock 'n roll!
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>>14644697
But anon, you're already dead.
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>>14644711
>You're old enough to do it yourself.
What's the point

>>14644717
Fuck off carlos
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>>14644711
>>14644711
She's easiest to remember as "Hades, but with tits", because that's basically what Niflheim is.
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>>14644712
Oomukades are love.
She seems so scared, I want to hug her!
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>>14644712
>Bully Moth-chan/Caterpillar about how they're fatasses with no substance
>They disappear for a week
>Oh sorry, I only date flying bug girls
>TFW the *FWOOMPF* of her wings unfurling
>What now, fuckboi
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>>14644736
rape.
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>>14644732
But that's not a centipede.
She's a cute caterpillar, and will grow up to become a beautiful moth.
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>>14644723
So she's a female Hell overlord? Fine I guess.

>>14644746
I still want to hug her!
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I want to fellate an Elf's ears!
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>>14644712
These claws on her boobs must hurt her.
I hope she's fine.

>>14644746
A beautiful yandere moth?
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>>14644753
Yes, essentially. Niflheim as I stated was the underworld you went to if you weren't able to get into Valhalla by 'glory'. So if you died of old age and somesuch you went to Niflheim, and Hel was the ruler there.

Much like Zeus, Loki didn't know how to keep his libido in check and had several children like Jormungandr, Hel, Fenrir, Sleipnir (By getting impregnated in the disguise of a mare). None of whom were even remotely close to an Aesir or Vanir but nearly all of whom had a place in Ragnarok.
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>>14644723
>>14644753
Hel is born from loki and the witch of the iron woods, and is half woman, half corpse, the woman said to be beautiful, the corpse said to be horrifying. She asked odin for land if I recall and the dude happily shoves the creepy bitch into niflheimr. She's yandere for baldr.
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>>14644755
I want an Elf to nibble my human ears and to call me cute!
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>>14644746
>Caterpillars
>Cute
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I want to team up with my Titania onee-san's Fairy subjects to put on a finger puppet show for her!
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>>14644776
oh
Oh.
OH.

Anon, that's lewd.
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>>14644761
>>14644762
My general knowledge on norse mythology is improving. Thanks anons.

Please KC, make MGs based on norse myths.

>>14644769
They are and they need love.

>>14644776
But you're bullying the poor fairies!
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>>14644784
It's teaming up, not bullying! They volunteered for it because they like seeing their big, mature-looking queen giggle like a little girl!
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>>14644786
I hope you're not lying anon!
Or else Titania onee-san will spank you!
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>>14644802
I want a muscled titania that still acts like she's not packing more muscle than an oni!
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>>14644784
>Make MGs based on Norse Myths
>When Valkyrie is already here
I can safely say I don't have any confidence in KC to do Norse mythologies based MGs like Sköll, Jötunns, Fenrir, Ymir, Jormungandr, Hel, etc without enflaming my considerably cumbersome autism on the matter. It's nothing against him even though I'm loathe to the MGE setting and the weenies who act like it's the hottest shit, but whenever I think of Fenrir and KC all I can imagine is a Dire Wolf who's into shibari and nibbling on your hand.
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>>14644802
She only spanks me on Fridays, and that's because I ask for it.
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>>14644769
>implying caterpillars aren't cute
They are. I play with every single one I see.
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>>14644813
Don't forget the einherjar!
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>>14644823
S L U T
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>>14644828
Einherjar are for riding for ruin with, not dicking tenderly. You need to just grab your Gungnir and J-J-J-J-J-AM IT IN
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>>14644813
>When Valkyrie is already here
I was talking some based of Fenrir and Hell, my mistake here.
Forgot she exists too.
Don't be so pessimistic.

>>14644837
Why? He has good taste.
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>>14644828
>armored undead pseudo-Wights
I liked that discussion very much.
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looks like somebody on /monster/ beat me by a day on delivering non chink scans for the Chesire doujinshi
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzdWYO3gpOocUzh1U1ZqQW5BaHc/view?usp=sharing

>almost 5gb large
oh sweet demon lord, what?
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>>14644844
I'm not mocking his taste, I'm just calling him what he is.
A slut.
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>>14644764

>Get in a relationship with an elf
>You both admit that you have an interest in the other persons ears
>The both you enjoy taking turns playing with each others ears
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Would you a patriotic Fairy with huge ballistics?
http://i.imgur.com/uKRvZvE.jpg
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>>14643778
Needs more characters.

Amazon
Can change her own shot type with a button press, whereas other characters have to change their shot type by collecting power ups that appear throughout the level. Also comes with more bombs.

Kunoichi
Has the ability to teleport from one side of the screen to another, also has a smaller hitbox at the cost of being harder to maneuver. Also has more extra lives.

Dark Priest
Has a special ability that nullifies all bullets on screen by "grazing" them without letting them touch her hitbox, and also gains more points depending on how many bullets are nullified this way. Also gets bonus damage against holy type opponents.

Alp
Secret character that is unlocked by beating the game after encountering the male enemy that can be monsterized? Plays exactly the same as the succubus, but the dialogue is sillier, and also puts the game in its hardest difficulty, as nobody wants to lose to an alp. Beating the game once unlocks "Alp mode" difficulty for all characters.

Alp(Stage 3)
Unlocked by beating the true final boss as Alp. Also locks the game in alp mode, but this character is easily the strongest in the game and comes with several cheat options. Will not get to post your high score by winning as it.
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>>14644844
I'm only conditioned to be pessimistic by KC making questionable decisions and people in the threads ruining shit with self-inserts and being bleakly autistic about threadcanon. Literally turned into a drinking game haflway through last night, haha. Would absolutely be up for Jormungandr being either a CC or GMILF level HUGE Lamia
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>>14644851
Absolutely not.
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>>14644846
>5gb
How?
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>>14644846
Great

>>14644849
Does someone has that greentext about the 2 Elfs playing with anon's ears?
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>>14644851
Luis please, the president's daughter just isn't into you.

>>14644845
Yeah, it's fun.

All them abs.

>>14644841
Are you going to Ragna-rock their world?
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>>14644859
Japanese file sizes.
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>>14644847
You've obviously never had a caterpillar wrap around your finger. Those are some strongfat critters.
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>>14644863
https://youtu.be/EmTz7EAYLrs?t=172
Absolutely.
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Friendly reminder to spank your Alps whenever they get too cocky.
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>>14644864
There's also probably a page dedicated to that ugly Ammit thing.
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>>14644866
bugs are icky tho
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>>14643778
>Lilim

Stop using them as turbocharged succubi you faggots.
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>>14644868
Alpfags like you are obnoxious.
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>>14644866
What about moths?

>>14644868
Spanking them with my dick?
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>>14644873
What the fuck is the point of a mascot of the board dedicated to a fetish when said mascot doesn't appeal to anyone and would be nowhere near anyone's top 10?
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>>14644877
aww

>>14644880
Yes, that works.
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>>14644877
Or plain old noxious.
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>>14644868
Can I irrumate them instead?
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>>14644875
Why would you think that?
>>14644880
>What about moths?
No experience of moths. Once had a butterfly hang out on my finger though. I was sweaty.
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I want to string an Alp up by her titties and swing her around a bit!
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>>14644882
>>14644873
http://i.imgur.com/GNBSQcZ.jpg
Trigger warning for people with actual sense about them
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>>14644895
Nobody wants to fuck that shit, I've seen some retarded board mascots but goddamn that shit takes the cake.
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>>14644895
>>14644895
That is the chest of a man stapled to a boyish looking girl on elephant legs.
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>>14644882
I fail to understand how they fucked up turning a God comprised of three animals features into a cute girl.
Also, is Ammit supposed to be their "equivalent" to Hathor?
>>14644895
At least these threads don't have a mascot.
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How is Saphirette Spherica still single?
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>>14644895
The fuck? Who's mascot is that?
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>>14644895
That mascot is disgusting.
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>>14644903
Because she needs a husband who can feed her and 4 elementals, that greatly reduces her options

But most importantly, it's because she's a huge nerd
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>>14644903
Because she's waiting for [YOU] to come along and dick her, obviously.
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>>14644903
She doesn't want to talk to a man, cuddle with a man or do fun things with a man. She just wants apathetic sex and to read books all day. I know this phrase gets tossed around a lot but she literally wants a living dildo.

Fuck that. I'll take one of the lovey dovey monsters instead.
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>>14644895
literally why

who thought this was a good idea
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>>14644904
/monster/'s mascot from midget with polio channel
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>>14644904
"Everything-4chan-can-do-I-can-do-better"chans monstergirl boards IIRC
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>>14644902
>Also, is Ammit supposed to be their "equivalent" to Hathor?
Just stop right there.
They're fags that have shit taste, lets leave it at that and never mention it again.
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>>14644917
>>14644916
but why? it's not even appealing
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>>14644902
Maritan/Haohi/Ilassa are the only characters that'd qualify and I'm not sure I could handle a cunt like Haohi being our mascot at all.
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>>14644520
>>14644536
>Police break down the door and storm the building
>"We've got another one." is what is yelled when they find you and your Kiki.
>Both filthy and messy and completely oblivous to the world.
>The men in hazard suits arrive quickly enough to pick you both up, to be moved to the quarantine.
>A large building filled with couples like you and your Kiki, doing nothing but headpatting, hugging and kissing eachother.
>Some couples even hold hands.
>Atleast they'll care for you here, till a cure is found.
>IF there is a cure.
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>>14644918
Dammit, I was just a little curious.
>>14644926
Those are just OC characters. That, and these threads don't require a "mascot"
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>>14644927
>allowing us to live out our addictions where everything is taken care of for us
awesome.
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>>14644911
She just wants an affectionate husband and nothing more. In worst case, she can just power up her husband with MM.

>spoiler
She's shy but hot. It's weird that no one wants to dick her. Why doesn't she rape?

>>14644913
I want to become Saphirette's husband.
Will be hard with the fallen brides as an harem though.

>>14644914
Meh, I am sure she will stop reading her books all the days after getting one.
She's still a virgin, she doesn't know how good it will feel.
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>>14644934
She's probably never seen a cock outside of her text books.
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>>14644925
Hell if I knew.
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>>14644928
That's the beauty of these threads, though. We don't need a 'mascot' like you said because not everybody that's in here is so hiveminded we think shit like that Ammit abomination is sexy and should represent us.
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>>14644868
>Hearing her kyaa as you throw her over your knee
>Listening to her yelp and squeal as you slap that firm alpple bottom
>Stopping occasionally to listen to her panting and to wipe the lubrication off of her thighs(and then make her lick your fingers clean)
>Rubbing the spadetail to watch her legs tense up before she starts struggling again, and then resuming the spanking

Yes. I just gotta resist biting that booty though.
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>>14644926
At least I'd fuck/get fucked by each and every one of those, unlike that elephantiasis-suffering thing.

Not to mention if there was to be a mascot, one would be made for the purpose I imagine, rather than use some pre-established OC donut steel.
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>>14644953
Someone ask Monorus to do it. He was behind the final design of Vivan after all.
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>>14644859
seems he thought that scanning this at 1200dpi with a 8652x12144 resolution would be a good idea or something

on one hand I'm happy that I have something less to scan now since scanning stuff is such a pain in the ass. But on the other I wonder what do do with my spare copy now
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>>14644926
bob's futacat
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>>14644953
>>14644955
I think these threads don't need a mascot
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>>14644937
Well if she's a virgin, probably.
Kinda weird since Dark Matters make anyone around them lewder.
Maybe when a man approaches her, she goes awawawa and runs away.

Being a virgin in MGE is hard.
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>>14644252
Absolutely wonderful.
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>>14644966
Seconded.
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>>14644963
>1200dpi with a 8652x12144 resolution
That's too goddamn big for my shitty little monitor.
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>>14644974
*everyone around

>>14644966
indeed
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>>14644974
>Being a virgin in MGE is hard.
Literally and figuratively if you're a dude.
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>>14644963
Unleash your desires on one copy, rub your dick on it, lick it, cum on it, etc..

Keep the other copy nice and clean
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>>14644990
But for her too.
How can you be a virgin in MGE anyways, besides living in an order country and being evil?
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>>14644966
I nominate Charon as our mascot.
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>>14645006
No retard, did you even read my post?
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>>14645001
You could be a unicorn. With enough nurture over nature it should be possible for most races since KC's "just because the only thing listed in their diet is semen/spirit energy doesn't mean they can only feed on that!" retcon. Men might actually have a harder time of it, actually.
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gensokyo man mascot when?
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>>14645001
>Order Countries
>Evil
They're literally just totalitarian states, afraid of their own libidos. I bet they tell their children that babies come from the Chief Goddess and storks.
>>
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uWjbivHweZ6ou-PDqys8A5sWbDYkSgsL-j9lzZf8y5k/pub
>google docs guy is back with an essay
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>>14644846
>>14644963
You know, I don't mind that at all. It's actually a really good thing.

It's like Flac, you want the source material to be as high quality as possible. Then you can work with the source material and convert it to whatever you want that is more suitable for your needs.
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>>14645051
No! Why does it godda be like that?
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>>14645016
Well I guess it could be a good explanation.
In the demon army page, they say that there are a few who don't try to rape them and who are still single.
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>>14645051
I wish I could write stories at that length.
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>>14645051
All I got from that is 'don't antagonize KC with stuff' or 'Don't use his stuff with the intent of violence or war, or somesuch. It's dystopian hugbox'. If somebody could summarize it for me, that'd be great. I'm not in the mood to wade through that shit and nitpick everything about why the google doc guy is an even bigger faggot than I am and that's saying something because I'm a tangerine, baby
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>>14645051
But seriously, why do people even like these stories in the first place?
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>>14645067
It's not a bad explanation at all; it allows for variation amongst individuals while still leaving races as a whole the rapey smut machines we all know and love. It's very good for waifus and headcanons, I just wish KC was more consistent or came up with a better way of expressing what he's really trying to get at when he makes these sorts of things.
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>>14645051
>I mean, it looks pretty damn well drawn!
>that
>well drawn

pffft
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>>14645051
Sum it up in 10 words or less.
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>>14645089
To be fair, Spider and the Fly is well-liked because it's actually a decent story that doesn't rely on gratuitous gore or anything to move the story along. Unless I'm misinterpreting you.
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>>14645117
No clue, didn't bother reading it.
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Regarding the discussion of Norse Mythology earlier...

I want a Nidhogg-girl!
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>>14644366
You and I are friends now.
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>>14645117
He says that limiting MGE to being a hugbox is a bad thing and that gore and violent stories shouldn't be censored or shunned upon

>>14645123
From a KC Q&A:
>I am curious, I love many mythologies, but Norse is my favourite, will Norse monster girls appear?
>"I am planning to make various species like Fenrir, Ratatoskr, and Nidhogg appear. Norse MGs will be very powerful."

Nidhogg 2016, I believe
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>>14645118
That's one of best ones.The other ones are either the writer venting about being make fun of in life by replacing everyone that hurt his feelings with monstergirls and having them suffer horrible fates, or constantly patting humanity on the back.
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>>14645137
>gore and violent stories shouldn't be censored or shunned upon

Were any of those gore/violent not for the sake of gore/violence?
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>>14645145
Not many.
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>>14645145
That I can't answer

But his reasoning is that it's human nature to be curious about stuff and that questions like "what happens if you kill a MG?" should be answered
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>>14645153
Who cares? I just want to stick my dick in them.
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>>14645090
Yep, but I think KC already tells us not to take most of the MGs' profiles too seriously because most of them are exaggerations from the Wandering scholar.
Most MGs from the same species probably have different persoalities with the traits included in their profile.
Or else nealy all MGs from the same species would be literally clones.
And with the MM of the wandering scholar, he would be already fucked his Leanan Sidhe friend or by any MG.

>>14645137
>Nidhogg 2016, I believe
Great
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>>14645137
>Nidhogg 2016, I believe
That'd be great.
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>>14645051
>All that ass kissing
>Trying to say that image is well drawn
>Implying people will get bored of the setting if they can't murder monster girls
This fucking guy.
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>>14645160
>Who cares? I just want to stick my dick in them.
You and everyone else. Pretty much why this guys is a total sperglord.
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So new planet discovered in our system. Let's hope there are monstergirls in this one.
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>>14645051
>Feeling persecuted this hard

Defends grimdark that much and he probably doesn't even know about that one grimdark fanfic floating about either. Granted it's MGQ rather than MGE but still MG.

(´・ω・`)
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>>14645181
Nigga that planet is a giant ice ball.
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>>14645181
>"Their paper, published in the Astronomical Journal, describes the planet as about five to 10 times as massive as the Earth."
God damn, I was expecting some tiny ass shit like Pluto or something.
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>>14645189
I can't wait to hit that Yuki-Ona ass
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>>14645181
It's a gas giant that has a single year for every tens of thousands that Earth does.

So I doubt it.
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>>14645189
Glacies and yetis for everyone! If we're lucky there will even be yuki onna!

>>14645193
>Yuki-Ona ass
>Non Yuki-onass
One job. One.
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>>14645192
>five to 10 times as massive as the Earth
Article I just read said its estimated at 2 to 4 times Earth.
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>>14645189
>ice ball
So a planet full of yetis and full of cuddles?
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>>14645202
But devoid of hot chocolate. We're going to have to introduce them to true cozy.
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>>14645192
>>14645198
Scratch that, they were talking about different dimensions.
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>>14645189
So?
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>>14645211
>Yetis who don't know about hot chocolate
>Or log cabins
>Or weresheep wool blankets
>Or marshmallows

Time to show them the world.
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>>14645193

I bet the Yuki-onna on that planet don't even wear clothes
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>>14645241
Nipples hard enough to chisel through solid rock.
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>>14645215
Careful not to accidentally misalign your QPU while trying to find monstergirls.
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I want my Hellhound onee-san to teach me how to howl at the moon!
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>>14645181
Nibiru
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>>14645248
Are you a wizard? Because I was just shown that video a couple of hours ago.

Fucking pan-dimensional Mario quantum bullshit.
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>>14645211
Perfect.
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>>14645230
Their igloos would be the comfiest though.
>All alone on an alien world with even the sun little more than a distant reminder of what it should be
>It's cold and dark, with no one around for miles but you and you're waifu snuggled up in a tight home made of ice
Y/N?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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