japanese bird cooking dinner for /jp/ I hope you have a great

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>>14400589
Thank you japanese bird,
Thank you for reminding me that I have no
one to spend the holidays with.

>>14400589

Sir, this is neo-/jp/, so I'm going to need to see your Japanese bird posting license.

You do have a license sir?

I kinda wish I hadn't. The world keeps moving on but I've been stuck in the same loop for years now.

>>14400797
That fucking feel.
I felt the same when they finally got off the boat in Berserk. Nothing changed.

I even try changing too, I lift weights and yet I see no change in my arms or anything 9 months. Nothing.

>>14400811
>>>/fit/
Read the sticky

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>>14400811

You were doing something not quite right brah.

We all gonna make it.

tfw no gf to spend the holiday with

>>14400939
At least you have your mom right?

>>14400589
>You made it another year!

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

The year is still far from over.

>>14400963
What if you don't like your mom?

>>14401591
Take a close look at how low have you fallen and ditch your standards already, dude.

>>14400589
What is that tiny bird on the table?
Japanese bird... is consuming Japanese bird?!

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>>14400693
Of course. I am a model citizen.

>>14402284
Only the strong survive.

I just made the thread to wish /jp/ a happy end of the year since you faggots make my life a little more bearable.

I haven't figured out how to properly roast a bird.
Probably because I don't have a real oven.

>>14403301

Hmm, all seems to check out.

Stay safe.