Momizou is the best old hag!
I realized why I hate Sumireko. Its because she reminds me of tanushit.
>>14506176
Cutest tanuki around!
>>14506177
Do not bully Momizou, you should respect those that are older than you.
How cute is Patchouli?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZY8_rJlypk
Patchouli is cute, and so are her tits.
Why is big-breasted Patchy so arousing?
>>14505912
We've been over this.
Are you a bad enough dude to marry your onee-san?
hell yeah dude
No. I'm a good dude.
>>14504402
Not with those useless sacks of lard occupying her chest!
Is Shiruka Bakaudon male or female?
On one hand:
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/653102240945696768
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/677362370100879364
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/654129265483472896
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/639284562590195712
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/639286310969016320
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/657122911614971904
But also... (who are these people?):
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/626602875016253440
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/629438184980516865
Ambiguous:
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/589031224112349185
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/633565640540844032
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/627099202967900160
https://twitter.com/meromeroudon/status/607102412046729216
Why do you care?
I'm interested too.
Is it common for hentai mangaka to give samples first?
The samples are also translated into english pretty quick.
I should finish this show sometime. I've been watching a couple episodes every few months for a while now.
I still love you Kei
>>14504658
wait what show is this?
What do you think of Hamada-san's Idol debut video? Is he cute or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c64sQsABKcM
Gorillas can't be idols.
>>14502927
Holy shit, 1:13.
His tounge is fucking huge, thats not normal.
>>14502927
Affair scandal when?
What do you think about robots?
Pretty cool, can't wait until Japan makes a IRL Aigis to cuddle with.
They can't get past the captcha.
>>14502667
:^)
'Your life is worthless' edition
I'm a newfag and know no Japanese at all, can anybody give me the best starting guide?
I'm writing a guide to Japanese that should help bootstrap even the the laziest, most unmotivated person into a state where he can begin reading.
It should be ready by Christmas next year, so please wait warmly.
>>14502387
So it should be ready before I kill myself?
Watch Chinese cartoons until you can say baka and desu fluently.
Jane's erect nipples!!!
o___________o
>>14501927
Blue board, delete this post
Who is this spunk monk?
>>14501927
Who is this ejaculation donation station?
I just realized that Yakumo sounds like "You cum now"
not even close senpai
>>14501239
When a nigger pronounces it
>>14501159
No. You're retarded.
Ever wonder how they make katsuobushi, /jp/?
Well this is how:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbk6HZBJwJY
Finished unshaved product looks like fine wood but is actually dried skipjack tuna.
Cool. I've started getting into Japanese cooking, so this is pretty interesting. Should try to make my own dashi stock with bonito and kelp at some point.
>>14499548
Dashi stock and other 101 ingredients used in 90% of their cooking have made it rather difficult for me to get that authentic japanese taste.
I need to look into how to make them on my own I guess. For the time being I started baking my own bread. Twice as delicious and costs less than half of the ones you can buy.
Captcha: Select all the food.
lol
>>14499548
Making your own dashi is easy, but requires quite a bit of katsuobushi since it is so light in body and weight. After all, the fillet of fish after the the drying and smoking process is less than 20% of the original weight. If you have found a shop that sells katsuobushi, chances are it has kombu as well, which I cook with rice quite a lot.
I still recommend trying to make your own dashi, since it used in so many Japanese recipes. Trying miso with dashi is incomparable without it.
What should I get?
All the Touhou H-doujinshi you can.
>>14498269
I'm not sure that I want to check all 1500 titles considering that "Top choices" category as I see it has nothing worth torrenting except for "Elf Knight Giselle" and "Kikaku Kakusei -Kikoki RUSU-".
It doesn' help that I can't stand 640x480 RPGMaker-based garbage in this day and age either. Having your particular fetish catered to can offset that though.
Hopefully DLSite will expand the selection in the future.
Keep in mind that Steam sale is upcoming.
Sealed Room Breed 2 is pretty fun.
I know a sweet youkai girl,
She’s witty, bright and brief;
blood stains upon her pale cheeks; and pearl
In rubies set, for teeth.
Beneath her dirt-flecked golden hair
There beams the scarlet eye,
Bright as the star of evening there
Where the yellow sunbeams die.
Her breath reeks of a carcass that
was left out in the heat;
Her soft lips stained with strips of fat
from supple human meat
Her waist is just a trifle more
Than a cubit in its girth;
But when there my arms I throw,
I’ve all there is of earth.
And when she turns her blood-soaked cheek
Toward me for a kiss,
I lose expression—cannot speak—
And take all there is of bliss.
More like Rumia imagedump thread.
>>14498257
More like Rumia the cumdumpster thread!
>>14498273
I'll rek u m8
Are there microwaves in Gensokyo? Do any of the 2hus ever get a craving for human snacks?
Unless Nitori found a trashed one and brought it back to repair, I doubt it..
You could probably teach Okuu to cook food with her fancy cannon.
Phones make microwaves and Yukari has a device like that phone.
So yes.
http://www.gensokyo.org/archives/4074
>>14497204
>already posted a few days ago
>no one likes this game and almost no one cared
>>14497871
Who are you quoting?
>>14497932
Not him, but basically a whole thread.