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anime

>>79517186
FONT

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love finns

first for willies

tell you what one benefit of being hungover is bc u so focused on that u forget about hwo much u want ot kill urself

>>79517196
>>79517247
how do I get a gf with this body aesthetic?

>>79517201
I bet reddit made this one

'great' TV series you couldn't get in to?

the wire for me. so slow

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>>79517201
I want to hump a brit hunnie

hey lads x

>>79517259
Wew

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aoba desu

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>duckduckgo

>>79517283
*notices your bulge*
OwO
whats this?

oi lads haha im here haha

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Tonight i don't go to bed

>>79517277
The Sopranos
The Wire
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead

>>79517316
ok

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-INeMspNSQ0

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follow Otoya Yamaguchi's good example

>>79517320
>>79517322
dab followed by dub

>>79517276
found the chinkyposter

>>79517322
>yank tv
>great
lol

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FIRST for yaoi

>>79517277
Sherlock

>>79517284
theres a video somewhere

>>79517383
>le Mr Bean so quirky so funny xD

>>79517355
Outstanding post

Forgot how depressing dark nights were

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So if I work in a warehouse driving a forklift and I'm a rent slave then I'm not working class I'm underclass?

>>79517356
Followed by trips

>>79517277
the Star Trek series with Wesley Crusher or whatever wil wheatons character was called

that shitty mary-sue ruined it for me

yuor mum GAY!!!

>>79517277
the leftovers

all this slagposting is causing my willy to stir

>>79517277
Breaking Bad

Watched one episode, never went back for the second

>>79517443
Invest in eth

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>>79517411

>>79517322
reddit

teenagers fuck off to bed will you

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>>79517477
already did back in march

any london lads wanna meet and fondle eachothers knobs? no pakis!

>>79517438
>8 and a half hour days just around the corner

>>79517484
She is thiccc
But disgusting thicc
Right?

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>>79517456
The first season of star Trek TNG is complete fucking arse, this is a common trek newfag problem

>>79517484
Fantastic comeback. Not sure how the Yank can respond to this

>>79517411
I don't disagree tbqh

>>79517484
She is a barnyard animal.

>>79517484
nobody here likes Amy Shumer

terrible example, I personally would've used John Oli- wait he's british LOL

>>79517464
how many episodes did you get in? you have to give it 3. episode 3 is where it picks up

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thoughts on andy warhol?

>>79517404

rancid slug

>>79517509
>he knows all this and ask for more advice
greedy

>>79517557
sluglet

HEY YOU
You're losing
you're losing
you're losing
YOUR VITAMIN C
YA VITAMIN C

is non-alcoholic beer significantly calorie-dense considering its still basically liquid bread?

*rocks out with my cock out*

>>79517545
He's a Rusyn, he good boi.

>>79517522
I kinda skipped episodes that didn't contribute to the canon until the borg showed up, I prefer it to ds9

>>79517544
twenty minutes of the pilot
it was really shit

>>79517277
pokemon

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>>79517522
>>79517456
>he doesn't want to fugg S1 Wesley

Not gay enough frankly

>>79517592
1, 2

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>>79517201
>Tfw no munchie box in the u.s

>>79517591
Nigga what?

>>79517592
i am quite the FAN

>>79517603
pics

>>79517578
Repugnant swine

reminder to drink 2L of water every day

>>79517516
More like 7 to 7 and a half hours

>>79517615
the tight outfits were too gay
he kept growing too fast for them to keep up

>>79517226
>>79517232
>>79517291
anime nonces

>>79517633
you bent or something bruv

>>79517626
you a sloan man???

if you drink 2L of water a day you'll end up in a wheelchair because of too much water in the blood

>giving up on tv series after one episode

You people should be killed.

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Cats.

>>79517678
to be honest u can usually tell in first few moments if a show is actually competent. Something like Rectify I knew from the opening scene that I was watching something special

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>>79517497
5/10
>>79517528
6/10
>>79517546
7.5/10
>>79517578
4/10
>>79517592
7/10&4/10
>>79517637
5/10
>>79517650
4/10

>>79517678
It was a show about meth dealers making meth, but they censored the ford fuck and a woman's boobs

It was clearly irredeemably flawed

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munchiebox

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>>79517693

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>It's Friday Night
>Can't stop thinking about the resumption of toil

>>79517664
there's a difference between being gay and liking a good dick

>>79517678
agreed, i usually give animes a few episodes before i keep them or drop them

>tfw trying to code but I forgot how to do basic high school algebra
WHY WAS I BORN A RETARD
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>television

>>79517677
>Too much water in the blood
Its not enough salt m8

>>79517669
Where do i get my vit c?
Tell me

>>79517777

>>79517755
yeah but first tell me whether you're a sloan man or not

>>79517745
you just need to get into the groove, keep it up x

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>>79517730
>TOILING TOMORROW AT MORN EVEN THOUGH IT'S SATURDAY

>>79517678
come at me
dropped evangelion at the first episode as well
absolute shit, can't believe I even for the "classic deep anime"

>>79517789
based kek praised him with quads xD

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>coding

New south park at 10 on comedy central lads

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>>79517797
OVERTHROW IT ALL

>>79517835
Stop

>>79517824
'ce

Take the piss

>>79517713
it was censored by American networks, there are actual uncensored versions out there retard

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>>79517686

>>79517793
Yes
Now tell me

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>>79517835
her tits are too big

Take the piss

>>79517875
would rub its belly

>>79517881
really? prove it.

Take the piss

>>79517745
confirmed for not asian after all

>>79517902
Fuck off Ludders

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work gf wore tights today

>>79517928
I had a concussion last year. Give me a break.

>>79517948
pennyhoes

>>79517948
work gf?

why did the brit cross the street

- there was marmite on other side :DDDD

>>79517947
don't speak ill of the dead
>>79517948
work gf wears wears tights 2/3 days a week but today was trousers :(

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i am STILL ANGRY

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thoughts on this picture?

>>79517979
sauna
suomi
mämmi

>>79517979
mi6 are on their way

>>79517948
>talks about it
>doesn't post
Post it ffs

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Sea shanties lads. Sea shanties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZfYtCLA23s

Do scots pronounce tt or do they do a glottal stop?
Or does it depend on the region?
If so where do they do the glottal stop?

cheers

>>79517978
a girl who is forced to interact with me at work

>>79517979
ayyyy vittu
mita sinulle kuuluu?
:^3

>>79517988
girl said i looked like thom yorke once

>>79518007
>>79518022
how many brits does it take to change a lighbulb?

-two, one changes and one does not brush teeth :DDDD

>>79518078
you don't

>>79518078
Grim

>>79518030
have you ever been to the Last Night of the Proms in the Royal Albert Hall?

methinks you would enjoy it

>>79518078
unlucky

>>79518083
good joke :DDDDDDD

>>79518034
pretty sure i hear some people do glottal stop
dunno about region, some people are just more well-spoken than others though

>>79518030
prefer john tams version
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyKgCOpbWyY
>tfw

>>79518078
lang air

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>>79518083
delet

>>79518030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bs07OvqXp4

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another weekend

would someone named teddy in britain be called tez by their friends

>>79518143
Got plans?

>>79518143
black as bog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMhKVNR_8U

>>79518034
almost always glottal stop

>>79518161
its normally for rs so maybe for terry

>>79518161
no

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Watching Only Connect

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lads

>Terror threat raised to critical
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcBv9KYopG4
choon

The British revolution will not be televised

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>>79518127
>>79518138

>>79518161
You aren't called Teddy so you'd pretty much just be Dylan or Cody or that yank twat

>>79518187
I want this so badly

Wew

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-41082939?intc_type=mixedcards&intc_location=news&intc_campaign=iplayerfooter&intc_linkname=article_100womenidyemyhairtobetakenmoreseriously_contentcard7

>>79518220
Fuck off Gaz

>>79517966
pssht bet your earwax isn't even dry

any based black guys in?

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>>79518238

>>79518220
Thanks Gaz, keep me posted

>>79518233
my name is theodore and people call me ted

>>79518238
Literal virus do not click

>>79518185
>>79518034
Thanks very much :3 <3
Have a nice weekend fellas.

>>79518220
they do this all the time you dumb twat

>>79518232
i told you lad
look into the Last Night of the Proms

youll get to sing sea shanties with the whole crowd and dance a merry jig as well

anyone else get sweaty pits on stims

>>79518253
*raises paw*

>>79518165
takeaway and a wank

good tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDjOAsxeokw

Hate that song on the radio that goes like "I came here for love"

>>79518279
>my name is theodore
Stop lying

>critical terror alert

oh we'll be fine

>>79518292
Fucking bender

>>79518292
Um no they don't you mong they've done it three before

could make a bull rhino jealous with the amount of shit I've been dropping recently

got called a based black nigger in walmart

>>79518300
No drinking?

yank tv is objectively the best in the world

Hate chodes
Grim

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We /sea shanty/ general now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l78VNe_dhAM

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>>79518220
>threat is always raised AFTER the attack has happened

what's the point?

>>79518327
not sure why that's so hard to believe. it isn't a rare name

>>79518366
>>79518367
>>79518369
>>79518376
snap

state of these nerds on crystal maze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

>>79518404
bit insensitive

>>79518360
yes they do you dumb twat
they do the Sailors Hornpipe every time and they usually have a few other shanties too
and if youre on the top upper gallery bit then everyone dances

ive gone tons of times, youre either a liar or a mental retard who went on tbe wrong day

>>79518430
foy.

barrett's privateers lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA

GUYS
isis JUST claimed responsibility for the london underground explosion !!!

smoked cigs/weed for 10+ years before quitting about 5yrs ago and to this day I still don't know how you're meant to smoke cigars

>just don't inhale
wut?? what the fuck else am I supposed to do with it?

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>>79518413
Always used to drive me crazy watching Fort Boyard when I was younger. Was genuinely worried what would happen if they went over the time limit in the tiger cage. Never once occurred to me that they would never actually release live tigers to maul humans to death on television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKnhj1pXBaE

>>79518427
used to think that woman was a boy

>>79518494
you inhale half

turns out... little hairy fella..... little chimp

>>79518494
Taste it then blow it out

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>>79518397
my library has got some of yer Da's books

>>79518494
you're meant to suck on it, like a cock

Hello
'Tin' of beans
'Can' of pop
A little consistency would be appreciated, thanks
Goodbye

>>79518494
you put smoke them, move it around in your mouth if you want and blow them out, they're relaxing

>>79518397
Sorry Ted Kowalzcski

>>79518531
they're different shapes

BRITLADS WHAT DOES "LEARY" MEAN!?

>>79518531
if you need a can opener to open it, its a tin
if you can open it with a ring tab or similar, its a can

not fucking hard is it mate, give your head a wobble

>>79518551
agitated/belligerent

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I GET UP IN THE EVENING
AND I AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY
I COME HOME IN THE MORNING
I GO TO BED FEELING THE SAME WAY
I AIN'T NOTHING BUT TIRED
MAN I'M JUST TIRED AND BORED WITH MYSELF

>>79518512
DON'T. TALK. SHIT.

>>79518551
dermot's last name m9

>>79518531
different materials hun x

>>79518551
Is the dictionary broken?

>>79518531
I enjoyed fortitude

>>79518551
careless, reckless

bad at saving? why not just get your employer to withhold your pay

>>79518551
Lairy means being drunk and disruptive

>>79518551
is duckduckgo malfunctioning?

who /yognaut/ here?

>>79518583
The butt on 1

>>79518551
you mean "leery"?
it means to be cautious, unenthusiastic about something

>>79518569
Heinz baked beans don't need a tin opener

Made love to the gf 3 times in 48 hours. She came 6 times. Myself? Just the 3.

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>>79518551
these were men wi' a trade!

>Mrs May says the military will take on some of the armed police's role.

>The BBC's Daniel Sandford says people "shouldn't be surprised" to see soldiers on the streets.

martial law is coming

love winkies

>>79518494
I hope you die with cancer

>friend hands me a cigar
>instinctively smoke it like a cig
>cough my guts up

smooth

>>79518643
bout bloody time

>>79518636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSdtjb2xOow
weird to think jocks weren't all massive benders once

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>>79518643
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Temperer

Happened during the summer too. Was weird, but they went away after a few days

>>79518643
P&P mate

>>79518643
the bucket is confirmed hoax right?

>>79518657
What made you try it?
Curiosity?

>>79518531
hello based icelander :DD

>>79518687
everyone else was doing it

>>79518590
Thanks
If more than 70 people people appear in an Icelandic film or programme then one of them must be me

anyone remember the barmcake meme?

enjoy the hot burps after a lager and curry

Watching this lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p05b5w4x/stacey-dooley-investigates-the-billion-pound-party

Are Stacey visit Northern Ireland, very strange place.

>>79518645
you gay?

>>79518501
found the whole concept of fort boyard strange tbqh. never got why they got dirty den to do it. never got why they called him boyard. liked the running dwarf though. always enjoy dwarfs running.

spastic cat is playing with a chunk of polystyrene on the floor

idiot

love him really

>>79518723
Influence eh
Fucking hell

more than half the people i've asked said i look like jarvis cocker did in his 20s

good or bad?

>>79518742
Pics

>>79518742
pics

>>79518675
ahh the early 00s fashion

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>>79518531
Thankyou for Gudni Bergsson.

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>>79518590
>tfw no yeva gf

no one is talking to me so I'm posting on /brit/

>>79518735
not yet

>>79518754
>>79518756
cba clearing the metadata and all that iah

>>79518753
Bad, he was considered a weirdo at that time

>>79518707
Are you the one who has been asking about my whereabouts?

>>79518531
they're interchangeable

>>79518754
>>79518756
Posting in an epic thread

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>>79518774

>>79518796
4chan has removed exif data from photos for about 5 years now

>>79518753
bit silly unless your rock star but at leats you'll never be fat

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>>79518783
what about NOW?

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>>79518742

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>tfw yeva will never hug you

/ / N E W / /

>>79518714
>>79518714
>>79518714
>>79518714
>>79518714
>>79518714

just googled polystyrene

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>>79518643
Weird to think how people less than 70 years ago would have fought this to the death. Literally resisted it until they were killed by the king's soldiers. To think how people fought tooth and nail against conscription in both world wars, when the threat to Britain was existentially far greater than ever before. And yet now they'll bend over backwards at the slightest hint of danger. How modern Britons won't even flinch at the sight of armed soldiers on their streets when a generation previously they would have been stoned and pelted with rotten fruit in the streets.

>>79518827
honestly had no idea
give me a sec

>>79518830
i've been blessed with good metabolism thus far

not his dress sense btw, just face

>>79518812
no that's not me

>>79518827
No, they have the exif data on their servers
But we aren't mods or admins to look at it

>>79518844
Preferred the blonde police lady who was actually french

>>79518906
actress is british sure but shes nice r-right

>>79518927
How old are you, anon

>>79518629
first time i had sex we went for 4 rounds in like 2 hours

didnt even realise that wasnt normal until i got my 2nd bf haha
looking back i guess i didnt know how attractive i was back then

>>79517277
>>79517322
You two should honestly kill yourselves