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rain edition
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wow great edition fuckhead
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dads in london rn lads


havent heard from him
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any Mao Zedong man in
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>>79515905
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A new girl started in the downstairs office but I haven't seen her yet, asked someone what she's like and she said "I don't think you'll fancy her, she looks really young, she looks 12"

>mfw replying "haha yeah....."
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how is your life going /brit/
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>>79515903
cheers x
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>>79515916
whats his name lad i'll shout out the window at him
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>>79515898
Lad, i can't make a facebook account to do this
Wat do?
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>>79515926
know this feel

NOT A NONCE, just like younger looking girls, simple as
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>>79515916
It was literally a bucket that caught fire

The story early this morning was that people had only suffered scrapes from the rush to get off the train when the doors opened and it looked like a prank

Only later when it became a "terrorist attack" di they report anyone being burned

I wouldn't worry, sensationalist media is running amok
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>>79515936
you near camden?
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>>79515925
doesn't he have a point?
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Anime
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>>79515926
'
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>>79515946
whats so special about that wall then?
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>>79515926
'
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>>79515960
Hello proto Yank
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>>79515959
nah
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imagine unironically living in "london"

couldn't pay me to live in that cesspit lmao
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>>79515962
favourite new game?
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>>79515953
'e
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the bfs
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>>79516012
where do you live
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>>79515956
Haha yeah regular occurrence that isn't it

Buckets bursting into fire on the train with explosions and improvised electronics hanging out of it

Idiot
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>>79515925
explain what's wrong with this then. you can't, you're just going to meme le its true american lol
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having my willy surgically removed
not a tranny just think it would be good banter
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>>79516012
most people literally do it for free, 1/2-3/4 of their salary goes to rent, the rest on food and commuting, fucking SCREECHING
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>>79515946
how is that shoe on the right floating?
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>>79515967
xD
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the new mitchell and webb show isn't very good
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>>79516041
But nobody was hurt, so it's fine. At worst they got singed
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any egham man in?
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>>79516057
thanks for your input jacques
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Anyone seen this ad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umvV1A0gCAs
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>>79516062
**sung
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I WANT MUZZIE GF NOOOOOOOOW
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>>79516098
move to tunisia then
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>>79516098
'sheed
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>>79516012
i'm not gona lie mate i'm super lucky my parents have a bit of money and I live in zone 2 in a nice area in a flat I could never afford if I had to pay rent on it. If you have money London is fantastic you can do more or less whatever you want and try such a wide variety of interesting experiences.
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any viking descendant man in?
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need a white supremacist movement in britain to get the sheeds out NOW
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Might take part in a cheeky clinical trial lads, you can get paid thousands for taking a couple of pills then sitting around for a couple of weeks shitposting
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i fuckin hate niggers
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>>79516112
fuck off posh rich twat
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>>79516085
let's brigade them with downvotes to show how unacceptable two men kissing is
imagine actually caring about this stuff lol
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>>79516123
>>79516125
>>79516140
bit racist
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>‘I thought it was an acid attack. It was early morning and people were drinking coffee and I felt some [liquid] on me and I thought ‘that better not go on my face’.’

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/15/explosion-on-tube-train-at-parsons-green-sparks-panic-on-district-line-6929973/

The London Assumption
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>>79516140
same, not racist just hate em, simple as
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>>79516085
>0:15

hmmm
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>>79516153
The whole advert is a big diverse mess, you filthy subhuman.
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don't get the hate towards blacks, I'm from up north and every black guy(have a few coworkers) are cool, most of them are just brown white guys, but even first gen caribs are chill
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>>79516115
BLOOD OF THE SAXON MEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8AMmnW0UEQ
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fuck off bradley poster
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>>79516112
>try such a wide variety of interesting experiences.

like getting bombed or having acid thrown on your face?
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>>79516085
>WMBF
epic
black gfs for all
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Jezza Corbyn are kid
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>don't get the hate towards blacks, I'm from up north and every black guy(have a few coworkers) are cool, most of them are just brown white guys, but even first gen caribs are chill
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>>79516013
Yun
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making a gay tinder lads

hope its not as bad as grindr
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>>79516184
cracking set
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>>79516112
huge chip on my shoulder about people who inherit property in london, makes me seethe x
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41277540
>Swedish politician Patrik Liljeglod 'raped for his beliefs'
what the fuck is going on in Sweden hahaha
think they might be further gone than us
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>>79516183
woah whats with the ad homonim
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>>79516170
can't wait for the RWDS to cleanse that city
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>>79516210
GOOD post
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>>79516202
>may higher than nige or big dave
nah, i ain't gonna do it
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>>79516184
Why are British girls so awful at applying makeup?
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>>79516031
grimsby
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>>79516202
corbyn literally lied about being a remain supporter though
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>>79516202
>the deep left
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>>79516206
please don't misuse the hat gimmick
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>>79516226
it's one of those chad rorkes raping a lefty to prove how gay lefties are
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>>79516226
Joe Cox was penetrated with a knife. Kind of a rape.
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in the gym
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>>79516202
>Doesn't lie

>Been anti-EU his whole life
>Half heartedly campaigned for Remain
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>>79516202
just a hypocrite who was a lifelong eurosceptic until it became "racist" to be one
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STOP POSTING SLAGS I'M ON NOFAP
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despise humanity lads
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mum didn't get maccies on the way home from work because she was "too worn out" FUCKKING BITCH YOU HAVE NO SAY ON THIS MATTER
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>>79516239
Thanks senpai
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>>79516225
don't blame you mate, done nothing to deserve it (not that almost anyone deserves their station in life). Not gona die advantages i've had though and am gona try and make use of them but will never pretend it's myself that gets me where I go
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Corbyn is the only party leader with an OUNCE of charisma, and charisma, not policies is what wins elections
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>>79516307
>NOFAP

stop that at once
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>>79516331
so why didn't he win the election
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Bit concerned how mass media is getting us all to focus on the most negative aspects of humanity as if they were the norm, if I'm honest senpai.
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>>79516112
very good post
i agree
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>>79516317
just get it delivered
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>>79516226
was this the Nordic Resistance Movement lmao
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>>79516085
saw it while channel surfing yday. it was post-watershed though so didn't think too much about it, even though I dunno if it is subject to that. also saw a match.com ad some months back where it ends with two girls taking off eachother's tops and kissing and that was around 2 o'clock in the day so maybe it isn't
>though no-one gets in a tizzy when its lesbians anyway so who knows?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1GzmPkolM
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>£5k/month after tax
>live up north near family

Living the easy life lads
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>>79516307
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>wake up
reeeeeee leftypol
>go to work
bloody LEFTYPOL on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even be a rorke in churches anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody LEFTYPOL might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody leftypol propaganda /brit/ is showing tonight
>eat dinner (dominos)
some of these somewhere wanted VEGAN pizza once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old PJW, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about this bloody DISCORD
>sleep
r-r-reee l-l-leftypol *snore*
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>>79516345
>>79516351
>>79516355
Father, Son and Holy Spirit
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fucking british gas had me on hold for 45 mins
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If i gave you 1 million pounds
would you make out with nigel for 5 minutes?
Serious question
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>>79516125
>Do clinical trial
>Testicals shrink and u go bald
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>>79516404
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>>79516331
he's a poe-faced whiner
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ashley
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>>79516395
>£5k/month after tax
>live up north near family
can't fathom a better existence on this planet
incredibly jealous
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>>£5k/month after tax
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*blows you the fuck out but not in a gay way*
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>>79515928
Blehhh
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>>79516307
It's Friday night slag night.
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my three point plan to fix britain:
physically remove all non whites
concentration camps for subversives
reindustrialise
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>>79516425
Is he up for it?

Why are you making this offer, how did you make your money?
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Jesus Christ, superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid, Hit a kid
Paralysed his knackers on a dustbin lid
When I die, bury me
Hang my bollocks in a cherry tree
When they're ripe, take a bite
Ask Mother Nature if they taste alright.
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british gas wanker loves his gas doesn't he
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>yanks call pre drinks "pre gaming"
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>>79516414
I'll show you British gas
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>>79516459
veto'd
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>>79516457
jesus fucking christ, imagine seeing a girl like that on a night out
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Why do bands like Foo Fighters still exist? If you've listened to their first 2 albums, you've heard everything they have to offer. Everything else they do sounds the same, yet they keep making albums
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>>79516331
Except he lost you delusional bell-end.
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>£250,000 gets you a literal crack den studio apartment in east london

how do they do it lads, can't even FATHOM moving to london
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>>79516480
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I'm can talk about Lord of the Rings for hours and I've lost count of the number of times I've re-read the Harry Potter books.
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>>79516444
>Chin too long
>glasses
>jew nose
> eye brows look weird
>not blonde hair
6/10 would not smash
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loving the resurgence in slag posting. you are fine men indeed.
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>>79516503
the trick is not being a runt and your family already owning houses in london you working class shitsmear
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Who /Brighton/ here
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pewdiepie has gained 53,000 subscribers and counting since saying nigger
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>>79516505
Oh yes a woman deemed by societal standards to be attractive, I'll treat her differently to all the other women.
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>I'm can
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>>79516395
how the fuck are you earning that much up north. BAE lad?
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I miss slag hair
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>>79516520
Talk to me about it. Are there guns in it?
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oh my days got to talk to such a qt south african at work today jeez
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>>79516490
t. deano
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>>79516530
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>>79516527
alri tarqs, fancy a game of polo later? have the chauffer drop you off at my daddy's country house and we'll play
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>wanting to live in London

All I can say is there must be a lot of masochists in this country.
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>>79516457
some one go to a fucking bar right now and take a picture
i need it
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*blocks your tunnel*
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Holy shit. I am 44 and didnt start checking out these guys until 3 days ago. This song is just one of them that have me by the balls and i am a fairly conservative woman.
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only just noticed that Tunes no longer come in the tube-shaped paper packs
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Who else is with their car right now?
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>>79516533
bantaaaahhh
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>>79516530
da gulls are staying up
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any creepshot man in
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>>79516524
6/10 is pretty generous
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>>79516567
was called a posh cunt earlier in the thread so which am I /brit/?
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>>79516490
Looks like an afghan hound mate
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>>79516574
more white Brits are leaving London than moving there
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>>79516582
Do you have any life tips old fag
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>>79516562
>oh my days

Woman in work was talking today about how this is a thing "the kids" say, she'd never heard it before.

She was also talking about some rapper called Goldie that nobody had ever heard of
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>>79516496
Nirvana fans subconsciously want Kurt to live on and stay relevant through Dave's prolonged success
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right lads, time for a poo

this ones gonna be a right stinker
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>>79516533
tbf there were a lot of people unsubscribing (unironically checked his live subscriber numbers at the time) but publicity's still publicity and i cant imagine most people are really all that fussed, probably just think "that was daft why did he call him a nigger" and move on
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>>79516562
there was a girl from south africa at my school
didn't realise it at the time but i now assume her family moved to britain after the end of apartheid and the massive violence the nogs committed against whites
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>>79516618
goldie isn't a rapper or deos she mean goldie looking chain
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>>79516459
you'd get sanctioned by the international community
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>>79516503
>, can't even FATHOM
your'e still a kid lad, give it a few years yet. we dont all understand things at the same pasce.
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>>79516581
when's the baby due
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>>79516569
>yank larping as a brighton fan
gotta be a bender surely
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>>79516625
take a pic ffs, omg
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give asians an island and they make japan
give europeans an island and they make britain
give africans an island and they make haiti
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anime
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the so-called choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7M5dfe4oMs
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>>79516641
>or deos she mean goldie looking chain

I asked this and people looked at me like I was an arsehole
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LITERAL FURRIES ON CRYSTAL MAZE
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who wants to go on holiday with me? got no one else to go with
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>>79516672
madagascar would be the african equivalent you nonce
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>>79516618

>he doesn't know goldie

are you even british?
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>never heard of goldie

Always forget this thread is filled with teens
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>>79516618
>>79516689
>goldie
is google broke
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You lads going out tonight?
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The ADORABLE Spanish intern wore wellies today.

Only she called them "willies".

I did not correct her.
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saw goldie at a festival couple months back
was dece
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>>79516697

madagascar was first colonised by indonesians from 3500 miles away, as the africans 200 miles away didn't have the means to travel so far
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>>79516728
What do you mean?
To do what?
>>
a sharp-featured young wiry philipino(?) guy got startled and kept stammering when i asked if i could work in with his benchpress sets

of course chances are he was just out of breath from his set but thats not going to stop me riding this high for the rest of the workout tbqh
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>>79516645
bring it on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-UFlHtWrLA
>>
>>79516533
they're probably not real subs lad. the whole science behind youtube subscriptions is nebulous as fuck
>>
>>79516697
nothing wrong w/ Madagascar other than the mosquitoes desu
>>
been 7 and a half years and still not sure what a g6 is
>>
>>79516731
stupid dago slag
>>
>>79516728
nope have no friends hah, so i have to go out by myself and iw ent out last night by myself instead
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

any communist party man in?
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>>79515926
'e
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>>79516739
don't care
haiti is too far from africa to be the equivalent
>>
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>Goldie Internet Defence Force in full swing tonight
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>>79516731
Whats your job
>>
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>Protester armed with assault rifle said it is loaded and ready

wew, looks like we about to have a race war over here.
>>
List Deano things
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can't stand girls who are
>pierced
>tattooed
>unnaturally dyed hair
>>
who's Goldie?
>>
>>79516767
POPPIN' BODIES IN THE ICE
LIKE A BLIZZARD
WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTIN' SIZZERD
>>
>>79516533
https://twitter.com/chokenspuh/status/907814732475899904
>>
>>79516794

first decent slag in the whole thread
>>
>>79516794
>I'm such a nerd xD
>>
funny meme idea: every time there's a terrorist attack, round up 10 random muslims and blow them up
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没有共产党就没有新中国
没有共产党就没有新中国
共产党辛劳为民族
共产党他一心救中国
他指给了人民解放的道路
他领导中国走向光明
他坚持了抗战八年多
他改善了人民生活
他建设了敌后根据地
他实行了民主好处多
没有共产党就没有新中国
没有共产党就没有新中国
>>
>>79516728
left it to smiffy to book the table and he bloody conked out after smoking a zoot didn't he... utter mong
>>
>>79516819
'der
>>
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can you name them all? I can :)
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>>79516794
hujieokwkjirutg
unreal slag image
top tier
>>
>>79516828
make it 10000
>>
>>79516804
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=goldie&t=h_&ia=web
>>
>>79516790
you've been having it for decades
>>
>>79516728
nah, night in playing some footy manager
>>
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>>79516794
>>
>>79516835
HATE when you go down to the local spoons and find out smiffy didn't book the usual table
>>
>>79516809
>callin samuel l jackson a nigger
slightly triggered
But I doubt Sam would even care which makes this even more ironic
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>>79516800
>can't stand girls who are unnaturally dyed hair
>>
>>79516842
theres carl
not sure about the rest
>>
>>79516833
with my nip skills I can understand enough of this to know that Otoya Yamaguchi did absolutely nothing wrong

fuck off commie
>>
>>79516842
couldn't name any
>>
set duckduckgo as my default a while back but often fails to find what i want
may have to revert back to google
>>
>>79516842
Can find Carl of Swindon. Don't know the rest.
>>
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
>>
willy willy
>>
>VEVO changes all their thumbnails

Great, now I can't recognise songs by sight
>>
>>79516842
sargon
is the fella in the middle supposed to be.... pjw?

dire image all round really
>>
>>79516898
Retard, fucking use searx.me
Fucking hell
>>
>>79516842
literally only know sargon and assume the girl in the middle is laci green
might be the artist
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>I watch VEVO videos

Deep into bluepill
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>>79516853
Excellent choice
>>
>>79516833
?????? China!
?????? china!
????????
????1???CHINA!!!!
????PeOPLE?????
????CHINA!!
????????
?PEOPLE???????
????????
??????
?????CHINA!!!
?????CHINA!!!!
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>sargon

you mean carl? carl from swindon? pathetic role-playing runts
>>
>>79516898
try Ecosia
>>
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
>Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Once Upon a Time, American Horror Story... Too many to list!
>>
>>79516935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GoGcVs6pbU

Play them at 1.5x speed and it all sounds good
>>
>>79516842
Armoured Skeptic and Shoe
"Based" Carl Benjamin of Swindon
Blair White
big guy on the right is Steve Shives
>>
a bunch of young men dressed in all black dancing really aggressively on stage
>>
>>79516842
Carl of Swindon, Blaire White, Laci Green, RooshV (maybe)
>>
>>79516947
like a trump speech haha x
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>>79516951
yeah the fat uni dropout who names himself after a Sumerian war lord
>>
>>79516660
;3
>>
这是一个晴朗的早晨
鸽哨声伴着起床号音
但是这世界并不安宁
和平年代也有激荡的风云

准备好了吗 士兵兄弟们
当那一天真的来临
放心吧祖国 放心吧亲人
为了胜利我要勇敢前进

看那军旗飞舞的方向
前进着战⻋舰队和机群
上面也飘扬着我们的名字
年轻的士兵渴望建立功勋

准备好了吗 士兵兄弟们
当那一天真的来临
放心吧祖国 放心吧亲人
为了胜利我要勇敢前进

准备好了吗 士兵兄弟们
当那一天真的来临
放心吧祖国 放心吧亲人
为了胜利我要勇敢前进
>>
>>79516949
is her reaction good or bad
will they fuck t. autismo
>>
>>79517012
gook
>>
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>>79516987
*raucous laughter and applause*
>>
>>79516947
what you have to understand is that simplified Chinese is for spastic chink retards

so you see something like 产 and you mentally fill in the blanks giving you 産 as in 共産党

hope this helps
>>
>>79516949
aha deano you ledge!
*posts it on ladbible*
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friday night I'm going nowhere
all the lights are changing green to red
turning over TV stations
situations running through my head
>>
>>79516842
>sargon
>dave rubin
>steve shives
>anita (cutting her arm?)
>>
He wasn't alone.
>>
>>79517029
seen his skin? quite orange inhe lol
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>>79517041
>ah yes let's keep our language so complicated that peasants are all illiterate!

literal brainlet, simplified characters are the reason that farmers can read and write
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>>79516958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OY_R3YT88A

Much prefer this
>>
>>79517041
I learned 90% of the Chinese I know from a woman on Youtube who didn't say anything on how to pronounce Chinese but what the symbols would look like if they were pictures.
The other 10% were from my mother but it's like plants and flowers and shit.
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>>79517048
i brought my friend
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>>79517089
hmmm
>>
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>>79517091
This is more my style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCcdYVAMGI4
>>
And then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
>>
in the stars
in the stars
>>
>>79517075
that's a nice gf
>>
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>>79516853
wtf i thought duckduckgo didnt track people
>>
*lets off a fart*
>>
海行かば
水漬く屍
山行かば
草生す屍
大君の辺にこそ死なめ
かえりみはせじ
>>
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Who /uni/ here? Or this weekend?
>>
>>79516953
just set this as default, will see how it goes
>>
was all settled in to a night of wanking, counterstrike, coffee and red dwarf and my mate just text me asking me to come out haha
>>
>>79517155
im starting in 3 weeks hun x
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I'm taking refuge here because /luso/ was gay and died of AIDS and anime.
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>>79516936
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>>79517150
>autism japanese
>>
Craving maximum attention from anonymous people online so I'm saving my post for the next thread
>>
>>79517201
>>79517201
>>79517201
>>79517201
>>
>>79517096
are you half Chinese?

I speak Japanese and a tiny amount of Mandarin although it's heavily influenced by Taiwanese and Hokkien
>>
>>79517186
sounds boring honestly
>>
>>79517189
prove your worth
>>
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