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>talk about alan sperging out
>alan sperges out

>>79514267
i have all that plus everything else you're missing and will always miss.

Rorke's that guy who his friends stop inviting him out because he keeps ranting on about immigration and white genocide while the lads are trying to have quick pint at the pub

>>79514237
What's in the top right of the box?

had 3 take aways this week.

feel as if my hearts about to give out

Inshallah brother yidelay

imagine an American saying 'scran'

just imagine that, can you picture it? him going back to his frat house

"AYO BRAYDEN, HUNNER? AYO Y'ALL WANT SOME SCRAAAAN?"

>>79514316
Nuggies I think

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Are Katy

>>79514304
>everything else you're missing and will always miss.

such as? name 5 things you have that I don't

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anime

>>79514315
me

people are shit at predicting the future. when planes were big they all thought flying cars would happen and now that AI is popular they believe it will result in self driving cars

>>79514316
>>79514340
pakora


why dont yanks have indian food

>a quick pint

Unfamiliar with this concept. Please elaborate.

What is the deanos favourite take away meal

What does 'leary' mean?

t.lithuanian

>>79514354
Pretty sure her manager is a paedo.

>>79514404
litva

What's the most striking to me is that right-wingers are angry that Trump might not be building his gigantic cement monument to stupidity across the entire southern border, but weren't angry when Trump lied about who was going to pay for it. In other words, they would literally rather be robbed of their own hard-earned money than be robbed of the satisfaction of spiting foreigners.

>>79514388
It's shit

>>79514400
pint but quick

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD, EIGHTEEN HUNDRED AND SIX
WE SET SAIL FROM THE FAIR COBH OF CORK

america is reddit the country

>>79514388
We have Arabic (uncommon) food and Mexican food but Indian food makes our stomachs hurt.

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>when the driver goes past your stop

>>79514384
That's a really insightful and original thought

>>79514431
>wrongtrump.gif

>>79514403
Whichever one's the cheapest and has the largest portions

thinking about giving up studies and focus on my gaming career
thoughts ?

>several small caribbean islands completely destroyed and now uninhabitable after centuries of settlement after Irma

how did they survive ~400yrs of equally and often significantly more powerful/destructive hurricanes only to get completely leveled this one?

>>79514448
i know why it is.

it's because you can't eat the same quantity of it as you can with others

use a smaller plate you fat fucks

>>79514458
>when mum said it's your turn but your brother is still hogging it

this post will be well-received

>>79514458
how would that happen if the bus passed you? mongo

>>79514495
irma is the strongest hurricane on record you gimp

who else is straight but goes to gay clubs regularly bc it's acceptable to take your shirt off there

>>79514503
Nonce.

>>79514495
dont care really

>>79514500
Yeah probably.
>use a smaller plate you fat fucks
buh ahm ah growun boi

>>79514404

Lairy? Means to get drunk and loud

>>79514458
what the fuck is going on in this webm?

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>>79514490
if the gf can do it, then you might be able to too

>>79514490
follow youre dreams mate what can go wrong

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>>79514354
she's in latex in almost all of her music videos
not sure if she likes it or her producer

>>79514527
I go to gay clubs but ironically so it's not gay

drinking a beer

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>>79514511

train station

>>79514545
you blind?

>>79514495
Because they rebuilt. Just like they'll do this time, despite what sensationalist newspaper articles might claim

>>79514495
mad innit...

>>79514552

an angel

Mixed race but not a single drop of Paki or nignog blood in my lineage

>>79514388
people here are afraid to go to indian restaurants because they don't want to get food poisoning

>>79514570
Edgy.

>>79514557
why do women complain about sexual objectification but then do shit like that?

Prime Sansa was season 2 Sansa

>>79514525
proof? have heard several times there were much stronger ones even in the last few decades.

Has anyone ever met a good looking girl who wasn't overweight and genuinely got off to ballbusting? I mean someone who actually gets off to it not for a clips4sale store or other monetary gain but actually gets off to it and gets wet over kicking someones balls?

Don't think this exists

>>79514527
i go to a gay club because it's the only place decent djs book

>>79514511
and then i got off the bus

i've had farts that were stronger than irma

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>>79514570
same

>>79514603
you're likely to get it from restaurants here too. they wipe their arses with bare hands.

i only make indian food myself. wont have abdul the fake indian making any food that enters my stomach.

>>79514527
one of only 2 concerts ive been to was in a gay bar/club but there were girls there as well as gays so that wasnt gay

>>79514615
Because they want to have their cake and eat it. They have the same mentality about everything in life

>>79514633
need a freckles gf

>>79514615
>people will be hypocrites for large sums of money
imagine
my
shwock

>>79514570
Pics

>>79514625
>i go to a gay club because it's the only place decent djs book
canada is an off place
gay clubs here just play cheesy 90s pop tunes

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>>79514615
she probably got paid to do that

I'm 95% Anglo-Scottish with 5% Cherokee. Look completely white.

>>79514681
t. has never been to a good gay club

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What happens here?

>>79514681
all the normal clubs here just play top 40s and trap

>>79514633
these are all men, correct?

>>79514668
like brexiteers?

lovely, you're lovely, my darling can't you see?
all that really matters is, you're lovely to me

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Any Photi lad in

>>79514692
>95/5 breakdown
this is the power of yank brains

>>79514718
Racing and there was a superhero(?) movie about it a few years ago but I can't remember the name of it.

>>79514718
incest, tax evasion and motorbike deaths

>>79514718
a bike race, tax evasion/avoidance and a pretend language

STREETS LIKE A JUNGLE
SO CALL THE POLICE

lovin the ladies being posted itt

>>79514739
good idea. lets just empty out our prisons onto the street too while we're at it.

>>79514729
What did she mean by this?

i'm entirely european no native or black blood in me

STOP posting these grim photos from racedays
START posting photos from slags facebooks

>>79514718
alcoholism and politcal cronyism

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Which one is our guy lads

>>79514739
They should all be tried for treason and then locked up for life

>>79514388
We're starting to, you guys have just had them around a bit longer because of the empire and all that. They deliver there?

even the bombs from LIDL are shit

>>79514793
dont rate boxing

>>79514620
https://webcms.colostate.edu/tropical/media/sites/111/2017/09/Hurricane-Irma-Records.pdf

>>79514793
ip dip doo says the ginger

>>79514692
not one drop red man

>>79514787
come home fellow evropean

i'm not european and i would appreciate if people would stop calling me white

>>79514793
canelo will win, he's a better all-round boxer, don't think there will be a HEEM, they both have solid chins

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posted without comment.

>>79514739
>nuance and personal attention to individuals' situations would allow us to better police returning radicals and prevent further attacks
oh no what a shocker

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>>79514816

my last two shits were larger than life itself. had to to break them up with a clothes hanger and flush it away with a full basins for max effect

got my nice trousers on that show off my 9/10 arse. the ladies LOVE it

too scared to lose my virginity to an escort

>>79514739
any money its a Muslim writing this

>>79514729
who is this

WHY I IT SO HARD TO FIND A CASUAL WOOL COAT

>>79514876
they're called pants

>>79514838
stop prefixing your ethnicity with some kind of european country then

>>79514882
Do it like a normal person and get a gf

>>79514876
why would ladies care about your arse?

it's not like they're going to fuck it

>>79514620
>>79514830
so no, it missed the mark for strongest at its peak by 5 mph but it sustained its peak winds for 12 hours longer than any other cyclone in the world, not just counting hurricanes

>>79514845
Funny because they won't exist in a world completely governed by the Dar al-Islam Inshallah

when I hit my balls I feel a sharp pain all the way up my lower stomach and into my back

>>79514845
Capitalism was a mistake

>>79514912

FONT

>>79514924
girls LOVE an arse lad, got told girls check mine out(THICC from deadlifts) whenever I bend over at work

>>79514887
she's a UN consultant about women and immigration who is also a muslim lol. But she's a shia init

>>79514935
stop doing it then

>>79514889
https://www.crombie.co.uk/

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>>79514911
I have literally never done that in my entire life.
That's what the German-"""Americans""" do.

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>When a leftypol runt opens thier yap

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>>79514929

>>79514972
love the propaganda of how leftypol are always weak betas and rorkes are alpha chads

Literally the opposite way round, I'm 6'7 and 230lbs of solid muscle, would crush your skull without even using 1/4 of my grip strength

>>79514739
>stop acting like people who joined the most fucked up organisation on the planet are evil!
why. why even let them return in the first place

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

>>79514972
What is the context?

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrzXzlXmw18

>>79514953
>using first person pronoun on an anonymous imageboard

BJS got his little boy to kick his n*gga opponent in the bollocks and yanks on twatter are going fucking MAD lmao

fantasised about the fit lesbo at working sucking my cock for a dare

>>79515037
Just saw that

>>79514951
nah I cum buckets whenever I kneel down and hit them

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>>79515006
>I'm 6'7 and 230lbs of solid muscle
you posted this picture of yourself

>>79514924
girls love arses mate. one of first things they notice if you have a good one

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>>79515029
Okay.
SWIM has literally never done that in my entire life.
That's what the German-"""Americans""" do.

>>79514666
i dont do men only that's lame

>>79514625
hmm only few book good djs most are pretty standard stuff but the vibe is always better ina gay place people are there more for having funr ather than posing

>>79515016
Because multiculturalism as a concept can only survive if Western society accepts that Muslims will spazz out and start beheading/bombing people unless you're nice to them.

>>79515037
excuse me?

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Have you made your donation yet?

saw a VERY cute girl at the gym today, was about 5'9, blonde, great body, and very pretty. all in all the closest to a 10/10 i've seen for months.

she smiled at me, twice

does this mean i have a chance? bear in mind i'm 6'1 and built like a brick shithouse

>>79515093
>the vibe is always better ina gay place people are there more for having funr ather than posing
this is also true

>>79515019
no going on holiday on sunday so have a few beers to my self at home

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>>79515037
>n*gga

>>79515068
women don't care about looks. they look for personality specifically humour and othe rindicators of intelligence and earning capacity

>>79515112
Where ya headed?

>>79515037

in english please? no wait, i don't care

>>79515121
you're stupid

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>>79515067
I'M FUCKING WHEEZING

>>79515112
haha YES deano, shagaluf 2017 with the lads, or all-inclusive salou package deal with the missus?

DID THE MAN HIT THE OTHER MAN?

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>>79514954
wow

>>79515085

don't care just tell whose face this is >>79514953

https://porndoe.com/video/197395/chubby-babe-with-small-tits-presents?utm_campaign=donnie&utm_medium=trafficbuy&utm_source=direct

literally the gfs body, rate lads

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Friday night slags edition.

>>79515125

benidorm

shadilay

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LOL

Any of you bongs can take a pic outside your window? I want to see what you guys are seeing

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>>79515067

>relatively attractive
>smart
>wealthy
>dress well
>good personality

>5'6

Tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter

>>79515193
*putters*

>>79515067
haha what a fucking runt. its like an autistic person tried to dress cool.

>>79515167
Can I come?

>>79515006
5'7 and 130lbs of solid bone perhaps, runt

i have never met a genuine "communist" who wasn't a twig or a fatty

>>79515125
>>79515142
amsterdam > utrecht > bremen > hamburg

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>>79515178

>>79515127
>>79515097
Shan't be replying to foreign twats who can't understand basic fucking English

>>79515129
any time a woman as followed somebody for their looks it's down to peer pressure so to appear normal masculine strong and independent.

in reality they don't get off to physical sensations as much as men, they're attracted more to nurturing instinct and maintenance capacity and they don't have as strong a sex drive

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>>79515193
Are you fucking kidding me?
TRY HARDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79515157
Don't know but it's from some artist named AVD78

>>79515178
just lots of branches

>>79515262
the virgin post

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Why the fuck does mixed martial arts have such a huge online profile? Literally have never, EVER heard or read anything about it anywhere in real life, yet on the chon everyone is posting Joe Rogan and Connor McGregor memes as if they're the biggest celebrities in the world?

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I am a sissy virgin loser with a clitty for a cock

>>79515244
Teach me how to be one of the travel lads :3

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Well howdy pardner, my name's Reginald Sandler Chickapaw Mcgraw-Schmidt the 3rd, wanna know my heritage?
I'm 1/4 scottish, 4/16ths irish, 1/16th cherokee, 1/16th irish, 2/16ths german, and 8/32ths english
Wanna see my porsha?

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Lads.
Going uni tomorrow.
Going to ask this for the ten fucking thousandth time.
How do I make friends?

I made a single solitary friend when I was 3 and every friend I've had since then has been from a friend of a friend.

Seriously you fucking niggers I am 18 hours away from living a lonely friendless life.

HELP ME

>>79514812
Yes, but what about the ISIS returnees?

reminder that the average height of white men is over 6'0 for people under 25. if you're any shorter than that don't expect to be successful in life, you're already at a significant disadvantage.

going out tonight but im fucking shattered

>>79515262
i can only assume you're shitposting because I don't believe even the most autistic and stupid person would pretend this is the case

>>79515129

>>79515296
feminists bitches out

>>79515037
can't wait until that kid watches his dad get merked

Went to a family wedding and 50% of women in heels were taller than me and I'm 6'1

Unironically a manlet

>>79515319
just go up and talk to someone who looks friendly

>>79515037
Nigga open up dat buthole real quick
HEH

>>79515326
hate how foreigners bring down the average

PEOPLE THINK IT AM SOMEWHAT MENTAL

THEY DON'T KNOW I AM VERY SENTIMENTAL

>>79515299
have you never socialised with anyone? even in an office drone environment, mention boxing or mma and everyone will have an opinion

>>79515304
just book cheap flights (yanks btfo) and stay in hostels
flights are total of £50 there and back, hostels are about £20-£25 a night in the city centre

>>79515356
What am I, Jesus?

>>79515319
Just say yes to everything desu.

finding a partner seems impossible

>>79515331
Obviously I don't mean it's universal or 100% because men and women aren't that different. it's not that far out to believe there's a spectrum for those things I mentioned as there is for masculinity/femininity among men/women

>>79515319
im going tomorrow too and was autistic enough to make no friends in yr 1 make friends with me xx

didn't even know til today Danny Dyer was on fucking Eastenders HAHA! state of his life

>>79515006
Nah fuck you, im 6'1 210 pounds, i would punch you so hard that you will suck on your mommies cummies again
Don't talk shit, bitch boy

>>79515402

deano loves danny dyer

>>79515381
well thats literally the way to make friends. if you're determined to poke holes in everyones suggestions then you're going to be lonely forever. enjoy, loser.

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>>79515371
ch00n

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vaginas are disgusting
girls are cute

am 6'0 and a few days ago i somehow managed to go a whole day without seeing anyone taller than me even though i was out and about. when i thought about it later it felt pretty good ngl

is this what it feels like to be over 6'3?

A future for white children would be preferable

>>79515312
me on the bottom left

>>79515425
shes not cute

>>79515440
the moderate rorke

>>79515425
>posts a literal man

>Poor diet is a factor in one in five deaths, global disease study reveals

>tfw healthy eater

anyone who calls me an autistic, virgin or stupid for talking about women is clearly a woman

>>79515402
The porn star?

>>79515326
5'9 43k at 23 here
come at me

>>79515425
top tier feet

>>79515425
'ginas can be cute


t. porn connoisseur

>>79515500
>porn connoisseur
the virgin title

we need to hang all the pedos

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good show if I'm being entirely honest with you

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seeing megadeth and pantera tribute bands here tonight

>>79515522
alri sharon

>>79515488
hmm not bad
oh you said 43k thought you said 143k haha

business idea: record my own version of hey prudence

>>79515511
god i wish that were me

>set up chad tinder
>spoof GPS to japan
>literally have to girls DTF in 3 days

honestly would be no holds barred if i was a chad

What do you bongs think of w2s?
He roasted this kang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmcfL_qLhMo

>>79515531
>tribute bands
absolutely disgusting

>>79515546
beta weeb nonce virgin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA-z5ddpsNU

>>79515556
they're decent tribute bands 2bh

we need to study pedos brains to learn how to make the ideal sex robot the same height and maturity as an 11 year old

>>79515555
best sideman

Anyone reckon this Tube bomber is going to be a non-Muslim?

>yellow AND jungle fever at uni
HELP

>>79515583
No, if he was the BBC would have gleefully announced it by now.

>>79515583
no

>>79515548
3 1 2

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gf hasnt texted in a while

>>79515555
this was the best disstrack, he's the only good lad in the sidemen and he's from guernsey which is cool

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministry_of_Public_Security_(Poland)#Organization
nothing to see here goy

don't get how supermarkets can be losing money, whenever I go to my tesco it's always rammed

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any robinson man in

>>79515596
amy finehouse

>>79515537
had some really hot girlfriends as well
hottest did get taller than me though which was a bit sad, ended within a month for supposedly unrelated reasons lel

nearly exclusively attracted to asians. someone help

>>79515613
she says hi

>>79515581
He was never actually part of it
>Yeah you're leaving the Sidemen, but thankfully
You made the other guys but you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet

>>79515619
they just say that so more people will shop their

absolutely PISSING it down outside

>>79515622
>did you get the poppy in?
>yeah
>let me see? alright good

>>79515646
Pics

>>79515558
I was once like you
For shame

>>79515641
oh
mad respect to him then

>>79515622
Far Right is literally more advanced here than in Britain. Absolutely shameful

>>79515598
Does anyone actually know though who it is at this point?

>>79515641
he wasn't a founding member but he is a part of it

>>79515373
Ah that explains it

>>79515646
lol no mate it's literally dribbling

>>79515561
>not a shaggy cover

shit

>>79515669
Yeah they're obviously so successful in Germany

>tfw can't say I'm a national socialist without people thinking I'm a hitler-worshipping nazi who wants to gas the jews

thanks germany

>>79515671
they've got an idea apparently
but it's pretty likely to be an attack on muslims because of the location of the attack (London)

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>>79515696
it's a better song tho

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtBhZisvE0

>>79515699
Keep posting
heh
Watch out

people actually care about youtube personalities? cant think of many things more pathetic ngl

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>>79515659

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Unattainable gfs on Bumble lads

25th birthday tomorrow lads

>>79515722
National socialism is so inextricably linked with Hitler, saying you are one is a conscious decision to align yourself with the Nazis

the nazis literally weren't natsoc though
>le nazi means nationak soxialist thoufh dude xdddd
fuck off

>>79515669

how does calling out muslim crimes make you far right?

>>79515715
BNP equivalent is literally polling at 12% here. Not to mention the latent right wingers who get a minimum of 10% every time. I drive past a poster every day that says 'STOP ISLAMISATION' with a picture of two women and a girl in a burka. Imagine that in Britain without a massive media outrage and artificial scandal.

>>79515777
>the nazis literally weren't natsoc though
then what were they? and what is "natsoc"?

>>79515622
I FOCKING SHIT POPPY'S ME

>>79515777
>this post

jesus christ, I bet your history lessons are just "AMERICA FUCK YEAH xDDDD"

>>79515619
they make most of their money off financial investments cos margins are so low
if the markets are doing badly or they've invested badly, they turn into loss quite quickly

http://www.psypost.org/2017/06/straight-mens-physiological-stress-response-seeing-two-men-kissing-seeing-maggots-49217

haha, maggots and faggots

>>79515748
Can you post your hand
pls

>>79515722
just say "yeah i am and i do, so what"

>>79514237
off to buy a pizza right now lad

>>79515882
>>79515882
>>79515882

>>79515872
witch

>>79515812
definitely not national socialist
>>79515822
not an argument

>>79515808
You're still in the EU and you're not going to stop the uncontrolled influx of immigtration anytime soon. UKIP had a similar share of the vote last election.

>>79514237
That looks so good wtf