kebab shop edition
1st
Second for /cum/
Love using bbc iplayer
got to be up for work in 4 hours 13 minutes
babestation
racism is free speech
being a nonce is illegal
>>79492616
racism should bloody well be illegal
>>79492616
not illegal to be a nonce as long as you aren't going around molesting everyone
>>79492616
if you've got nothing nice to say then don't say it at all dickhead
>>79492624
ah yes, progressivism
>>79492616
I don't have time for this discussion
>>79492624
>>79492630
>>79492634
>>79492638
hello niggers
>>79492605
tired of autists, make a fuss out of everything just for the sake of it
hannah martin's big bum
not a racist just hate the coloureds simple as
ah yes, back to this shithole after two months
shows how long my dedication lasts
not a racist just a racist simple as
>>79492648
anyone have the source on this?
>it's a driver revs his engine on a silent suburban street
ah yes nice turbo dickhead
>>79492658
>Belfast
>>79492658
see you tomorrow
>>79492547
>hes still butthurt over a /v/ troll
What d'ya think her poo smells like?
>>79492649
shut up you cock
asian pussy is tight asf
i come to these threads purely because i find them hilarious
>>79492674
all me
>>79492696
really? i just come here for study assistance
The anti-racist people are either; trolls or shitskins
simple as, no exceptions. simple as
>>79492676
i don't really like it mate but i was unlucky enough to be born north of the border
>>79492678
hopefully not
>>79492683
>being unironically black
>>79492714
im neither of those sunshine
just a rational human bean, simple as
>>79492696
i'm here exclusively to discuss politics
>>79492696
Only 1 in 200 posts are funny. it's the biggest shithole on 4chan. only come here to laugh at virgins and neckbeards lives
I'm here to engage in civilised debate with my like-minded radical centrist colleagues
i gotta know tonight
if you're alone tonight
can't stop this feeling
can't stop this fire
>>79492738
haha same here my man
same here
>>79492706
ill key your commodore the next time i see it parked
>>79492724
Heil Hitler fellow volk
>>79492719
cunts have been mistaking me for you since july
do not ask me how or why as i do not know (i'm fairly sure it's only perpetuated by a couple of people)
>>79492766
love your parenthesis don't you
>>79492738
same some of the people here are pathetic
shadilay and praise kek my fellow deplorables
a teenage white girl in blackpool was ground into kebab then fed to her parents and other customers
if you ever had kebab in blackpool you may have inadvertently engaged in cannibalism
>>79492738
>it's the biggest shithole on 4chan.
that's exactly what makes it funny to me. it's just none stop garbage and the idea that there's a congregation of adult males sitting on their computers posting such stupid shite always gives me a chucle
>>79492682
bet she wees and poos at the same time
me on the bottom
>>79492780
that's hot
>>79492780
people from blackpool aren't human anyway so it doesn't count as cannibalism
>>79492776
>>79492766
i'm not who you think i am, i'm pretty new to this general
>Blargoans
lmao
>>79492766
why the fuck would they mistake you for me
don't recall being a well known poster, might have been another belfast lad
parenthesis wanker loves his parentheses
wish pakis would make mincemeat out of my bollocks
>yanks have to kill girls themselves to eat them instead of just buying them from the kebab shop
squealing
>>79492797
WHERE HAVE ALL THE PIES GONE?
any postmodernists in
im actually in tears laughing at the fact that some of the posters here have skin colour of fucking poo
hahahahahah
how can racism be real nigga like just bleach your skin nigga hahahahah
>5 matches
>none of them will speak to me
State of my life
sometimes wonder if that 5 months stint of vaping for no reason will have ramifications on my health later down the line
>>79492831
Yeah, I'm publishing a paper: "How 4chan Destroyed Society and Culture (A Postmodernist Study)"
might buy some espers once it hits 1 satoshi
>>79492766
you are from belfast though ulster, you've posted no proof of being in slovakia and you have the same posting style and personality
>>79492807
ryan/joe? i think they're both from belfast or something, fuck idk i don't keep up with all these people, anyway it's strange how obsessive people here can get over something while still having their assumptions so misplaced
but it's late and i must be off pronto
>>79492819
rude
>>79492842
never understood how marijuana users can actually unironically think smoking ten joints a day for decades won't have any adverse effects on their health
quite frankly all dope smokers should just be executed
want a nice english gf like emma watson but without the feminism
>>79492860
2nd from left is my favorite
hello yanks
>>79492859
this catwanker right here
guarantee 90% of these posts are his
>>79492860
nah lad
>>79492875
got my left and right mixed up, meant right
>>79492882
Have you heard Primus's new album yet?
will real emma watson nudes ever come out?
you lads are posting the exact same shit that you did 2 months ago
this place isn't good for the brain
>>79492896
Primus' not Primus's
snivelling little yank RODENT
>>79492864
post a source where someone got cancer from weed. i dont smoke it or drink but it doesnt cause cancer and as i recall most people smoke bongs with filtering systems, use edibles and vape these days because it gets you higher, i have a friend group that partakes
>>79492901
>>79492901
what if /brit/ is like groundhog day but contained in a single thread
>>79492901
shut up gay
>>79492912
don't @ me again you freak
>>79492883
>p-plus stop bullying me I got t-this proxy to stop it!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505388110543.webm
sort yourself out tone
>>79492890
same
centre is probably next
>>79492901
i don't disagree
a windmill and some sheeps
very picturesque
>>79492897
there was those videos of her in the bath
>>79492951
sheep not sheeps you fucking IDIOT
>>79492934
you're always on at this time too
>>79492938
the northern powerhouse
>>79492962
foy
>>79492951
that's a wind turbine you cretin
>>79492966
you're on all day
https://twitter.com/crimesofbrits/status/831208661582245888
lol paddies
don't get the fascination yanks have with that plain jane
oh wow we got a windmill expert in this thread
>>79492978
not really
but you should find something healthier to direct your attention towards
emma watson's bf is a paki
wtf is wrong with english women that they're willing to debase themselves by dating pakis?
>>79492966
I've got your number sunshine
hmmm
>>79492982
despise the irish. they're antifa-the country
>>79492754
And I want
And I need
Animal
>>79492999
living in burgerland has made her a racemixing feminist. thanks septics
i'm 50% ashkenazi jewish
>images.duckduckgo.com(3).jpg
>>79493000
how'd you find a working uk ip so quickly
>>79493000
>The Pub
ah yes thank you i couldn't figure that out on my own
if i dont go to bed soon shekelberg will burst his aneurysm tomorrow
feeling pretty glum lads
had to have my part put down earlier
>>79492999
the eternal roastie will always destroy society
>>79492738
>it's the biggest shithole on 4chan
have you been to /britfeel/ m8?
im 100% nazi christian
>>79492994
doxx'd ;)
>>79493035
Dunno what you're on about
Mate said something about buying a pass though, really stuck with me
>>79493021
>>79493050
germanic neopaganist myself
feeling pretty glum lads
had to have my park put down earlier
>>79493022
you get 50% ovened
>>79493066
>the daily mail
>>79493057
what did he do to piss you off so much?
>>79493060
>funding the slanty-eyed jew
I am a princess and you will treat me like one
>>79493074
>>79493066
>>79493083
haha lol ebib cuck word brosphe
Sometimes I think about messaging a chick to try and fuck her, but then I think 'will the hours of effort to MAYBE get a fuck that MIGHT be good really be more satisfying than having a wank?'
I need some kind of middleground between dating and prostitutes. Like being a sugar daddy or something if you know what I mean.
>>79493088
every time i get super high i feel good for a while then get obsessed that i'm about to get fired from work or i don't have enough money and it does my fucking nut in
>>79493078
No captchas mate its brill
>>79493095
i don't know what you mean
>>79493089
Dont babble rasheed
>you should find something healthier to direct your attention towards
ironic statement coming from a porn addict
came so fucking hard to this girl i lurk on normie book
cum shot went a solid 3ft vertical, i feel like a million bucks
>>79493088
kill them all desu
just take them out back and shoot them. Not in a vengeful or emotional fashion. Its just the sensible option
>>79493123
mentioned
would love to see a real nuclear explosion desu
must be a spectacular sight to behold
trannies btfo
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505227491960.webm
>>79493123
Trying to think of the word for this, it's something like pitiful...
pathetic! That's the one ey.
>>79493108
#bostonmarathon
>>79493134
*burns out your retinas*
>the yankee wobbles in
>>79493114
friend gifted me one once
was good before i decided i don't want all my posts under this guy's name and card number
>>79493134
i nuclear exploded up ur nans aresrehole
>Trying to think of the word for this, it's something like pitiful...
>pathetic! That's the one ey.
>>79493136
liked and subscribed
great content
really hope theres no yank tranny degenerate posting here
Business idea:lovecraftian horror movie about technology today
>>79493142
loser ausshit, i'm higher test then you and your old man put together. I can cumshot so hard it would knock all the kangaroos out of your dumpster of a country
>>79493154
t. wanks to girls he's too scared to approach
Just found out I'm Jewish. Hope nobody finds out.
>Business idea:lovecraftian horror movie about technology today
flargledargle dingerbrap is not my president
>>79493134
Who is she lads
>>79493171
Jew
cowardly attacks on my pc
Jesus christ what fucking timeline are we living in
Dailystormer.is
>>79493171
Hello Chaim
>>79493180
Flargledargle Dingerbrap
>>79493176
literally blind after seeing this
>>79493187
.is is iceland
>>79493134
this. am quite envious of the yanks in living in Nevada in 50s that would have picnic viewings of a bombs
>>79493176
MMOROGORGOOOOOODS
MOFGREFEOOOOODS I"'''M BBASDLLLLIINNNNDD HEEFSLLLLPPPP
PLEASE get me out of this country this is a DESPERATE APPEAL to the united states of america under the GENEVA CONVENTION
>>79493187
how can anyone trust him now
>>79493203
Chin up Tim
>>79493176
They probably shouldn't have been standing there
>>79493180
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58a2f3a69d1c8&t=55
Business idea: kill jews
>>79493180
Riley Reid
https://mobile.twitter.com/rileyreidx3?lang=en
She used to be the cute prude(for porn) girl. Now she does double anal gangbangs but well she's still cute.
>>79493203
Fuck off we're full
>>79493203
I dont recall him wanting to go so far as to leave the country in the vinay dentist season what prompted this new idea he has to live and work in the united states an urgent appeal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJA4DFvEFuE
wouldn't mind getting nuked, must be a pretty cerebral experience witnessing the end of human civilisation before being vaporised
>>79493233
yeah full of Mexicans lmao
>>79493224
Woah. A bit much, friendo.
>>79493218
they were perfectly safe at that distance
>>79493232
>mobile
>>79493232
>prude(for porn)
Yanks
taking a shit lads
why are a*str*lia*s dumb?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJA4DFvEFuE [Embed]
>wouldn't mind getting nuked, must be a pretty cerebral experience witnessing the end of human civilisation before being vaporised
poo willy bum
>>79493232
great now im jealous of a pickle
>>79493262
good to know
were any of you lads missold ppi?
just ordered this at the local cafe
>>79493233
yeah full of hamburgers lol
>>79493267
you're missing out lad
>>79493267
excuse me, I already used this fedora image earlier in the thread
can you delete this please. Thanks
>>79493200
Nah lad it's real, Yair Netanhanyhu (the son of the president of Israel) posted pic related on his facebook, also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CbmRb_Gw8c
https://www.timesofisrael.com/hailing-yair-netanyahu-neo-nazi-site-puts-him-on-its-banner/
i'm nigger rick!
gaining weight lads
getting manchebs
radiant, cool
crazy nightmare
zen new jersey nowhere
this dumb female black obnoxious college advisor is ruining my semester
>>79493309
lots of adjectives there
Enough fooling around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDiYrMLGnZc
Only patricians are allowed to reply to me.
anyone remember milk floats?
>>79493128
3 years ago i'd have been horrified by an opinion like this. was a good little lefty.
now i'm just full of rage and regret not being born 70 years earlier so i could join the british free corps
@79493318
your mom certainly remembers my milk float
>>79493240
Nukes aren't even as destructive as they're made out to be. If they hit everyone living in the countryside would be fine, pic related is UK's nuke
>>79493309
you mixed up the positions of female and black
Just got a gf
>>79493331
american "houses" gentlemen
>>79493306
>>79493289
nukes aren't of this world lads
reckon it was aliens who gave us the technology
>>79493317
don't worry I've got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEgIZQh2Pic
>>79493332
umm
>>79493341
one of them was a birk hoose
>>79493324
its got nothing to do with them being muslim desu, if you're ganging up on 5 year olds to sexually assault them you need killing.
>>79493332
aside from the fallout and all
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>79493347
>>79493359
agreed but get rid of all muslims too just to make sure
>>79493345
moron
>nuke detonates in '45
>aliens start monitoring us afterwards, afraid of our new destructive potential
>roswell happens in '47
the aliens are TERRIFIED of our nukes and don't want us to destroy ourselves
ben shapiro about to cause some riots
>3 years ago i'd have been horrified by an opinion like this. was a good little lefty.
>now i'm just full of rage and regret not being born 70 years earlier so i could join the british free corps
>>79493348
What? They aren't they don't just wipe a country out. that pic is uks biggest nuke
>>79493361
yeah mate chernobyl tottaly killed everyone in russia. hiroshima totallly wiped out japans civ
>>79493369
>>79493332
wew house is literally on the edge and two of my best mates dead
>>79493370
they do seem to be the group most prone to organised child abuse
well them and the bbc
tfw no qt alien to kidnap me and examine my reproductive system
any good fashy parties in the uk
>bbc
lol
>>79493382
shame, your mates probably won't have the fortunate experience of living out Threads, unlike you
>>79493379
>What? They aren't they don't just wipe a country out. that pic is uks biggest nuke
fallout dummy
also if one nuke hit, there would be lots of other nukes hitting the place
lots of fallout
>muh chernobyl
dummy
>>79493392
my house, bring your black shirt
>>79493373
mate its nuke tech that gets us to space, if their ships go beyond lightspeed think what bombs they have
americans are fat and stupid
wise guy, eh?
ladies and gentlemen of the class of 99
remember. the cuckio meme.
>>79493373
but why would aliens want to stop us from destroying ourselves? checkmate
>>79493410
aliens may have superweapons but they're intelligent enough to not use them (we aren't)
>>79493423
i know how to deal with wise guys
>>79493361
ive been informed by the educated denizens of /brit/ that airburst nukes while having a greater immediate death toll, have much less fallout because they don't kick up and irradiate as much dust as ground detonations.
So if you stay inside until the literal and figurative dust settles you might be alri
wise guy, eh?
>>79493373
you taking the piss, aliens would probably laugh at our pitiful little bombs
they probably have planet busters
>>79493426
because they're friendly? i swear you skeptics are beyond retarded
>they probably have planet busters
>>79493442
stupid simple minded yank
https://youtu.be/QeZkLV3ZjeI
>>79493403
this one includes fallout and radiation casualties see for yourself. brainlet
>armchair generals
not a fan
doing a latest lauren watch
https://youtu.be/ZCV3zPXrygg
>because they're friendly? i swear you skeptics are beyond retarded
>>79493442
if they're friendly then why haven't they shown themselves yet? why are they a big secret? i reckon the world is ready for some friendly aliens these days
>doing a latest lauren watch
>>79493455
1 (one) nuke
shut up
the twitch streamerfu is acting like a mime
>>79493399
not sure what your saying mate but if you say it again I'll make sure to make a nuclear fallout out of your arsehole
>>79493436
How's THIS for a planet buster
*grabs my clearly bulging cock in my pants*
nEeD a BrItIsH bF tO gIvE tHe Ol' YaNc AnD sUcC tO
might have to go to bed
>>79493470
<3
>>79493449
just think for a moment you ignominious little reptile
if they can LITERALLY travel across the stars, what need would they have to conquer a bunch of primitive earthlings? they want to see us grow into contributing members of the galactic community
>>79493465
government coverup. they don't want to sacrifice their power even though we'll jump 1000 years ahead in technological capability once we contact our star friends
>>79493478
I've got to be up for work at 6:30 haha
my twitch streamerfu is a negress named brittany venti
>>79493485
you absolute maniac
I'm not working tomorrow
love making fun of /brit/ posters
>>79493471
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threads
no different from my arsehole any day after a big curry if i'm honest
>>79493481
nice
Business idea: set work on fire and violently kill everyone here
>>79493491
can we please swap places
>>79493484
>they want to see us grow into contributing members of the galactic community
so you're basically saying the aliens are the Federation and we're the Bajorans
uni next week
been a neet for the better part of 3 years lmao, hope I remember how to use the pipette
>>79493509
sure, where do you work? I'll turn up at 6:30
I get the feeling that if anything aliens would just want to fuck with us for their own curiosity and entertainment
>>79493514
You stick it in your willy
Why does Google lag?
aliens are unknowable by their very concept
to apply motive or reason to them is a basic example of anthropomorphism
If aliens are able to reach us they'll be so technologically advanced that it might just be some teenagers on a drunken joyride messing with us for a laugh
>>79493533
an adult man thought it would be funny to type this and post it
>>79493469
Brainlet ;)
>>79493514
planning on going to college next year, i'm 30 and i've been a neet for 8 years haha
>>79493553
cant speak for the rest of the UK but generally speaking here in liverpool the wind blows in from the west
so that seems like an unlikely path of fallout
anybody else play the recorder in primary school?
>>79493545
if they're rational, intelligent beings, which they must be to travel across the stars, why can't we make rational deductions about their motive?
>>79493549
profound thought
>>79493571
thinking about going back next year myself
turn 29 later this month
already have about 2 years worth of credits though
>amanda palmer married neil gaiman
What a timeline we're in
>>79493571
its ok lad, people don't really judge mature students nearly as much as you think they will
just come up with a crafty lie instead of admitting you did nothing for your 20s. sounds cliche but better late than never is legit
could easily withstand a nuke to the face
i'm just that hard
>>79493580
kazoo desu
could easily withstand a nuke to the bollocks
i'm just that hard
>>79493599
also hard x
yep, I'm off to bed
goodnight lads
alex jones says there're 12 dimensions and humans can only comprehend 3 of them
reckon aliens exist outside of our comprehension and so we'll never actually meet them unless they want us to
Screen just went orange
>>79493538
harvesting all your personal data to sell to 3rd parties
>>79493616
but we can comprehend in 4d not 3d
>>79493619
fucking aliens
>>79493596
if i shave i look about 20
but i'll probably stick to online and night courses to begin with
>>79493553
Not Ipswich!
>>79493625
the 4th dimension is a literal meme
>>79493632
not aliens, it's the nsa
>>79493573
You can choose the wind yourself it isn't much different when it's blowing to the west.
However, I plastered the whole of the uk with the Tsar Bomba, Russia's biggest nuke and the biggest nuke in the world and it gave me 15 million casualties
>>79493615
night hun x
A horn of ale for my good companion. For me, it's a sparkling water. Make haste! We have travelled long and hard through rough country, and have not tasted such goodness as that within yon keggery since our outset.
>>79493619
that's just your president adressing the nation