/cum/

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CUM

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>>79390570
/cum/

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日本語を習って!!!。 (°▽°) (｡- ω -) ~('▽^人)
(´• ω •`) (⌒▽⌒) <(￣︶￣)> 。.:*:･'(*⌒―⌒*)))
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ

Alcohol

cigarettes

+ coffee

>>79390701
not japanese

>>79390707
not japanese

>>79390766
good job

>>79390800
not japanese

>>79390827
not japanese

>>79390841
not japanese

>>79390901
gas yourself weeb

>>79390901
it's ebonics and english fuckhead

sup wit it my niggas

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The proverbial Chicana lady friend. Thoughts?

>>79390985
ANON WANT MILKY NOW!

>>79390985
post more of her

haha
hehe

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>>79390985
I wouldn't mind making her bloodline go from castizo to espanol tbqh

>>79391006
That is the only picture you will get

The stronger the discord gets, the weaker /cum/ gets

>>79391021
her name is sirenmika
thats her best pic

>>79391034

false, im here forever.

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>>79391056
>you do not need to be outrageous, Of course I will pay a residence fee

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>>79391081

*bends over and spreads ass cheeks*
please, somebody....

>>79391112
SHITTED

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*depressed lain phoneposts*

>>79391112
enjoy your HIV

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>>79391123

dont be sad

Why do some people think phoenix is this safe haven for wypipo.

Phoenix is literally Sinaloa 2.0, like believe me when i say, is so fucking ridiculous, the whole west side is just sinaloans, pretty sure phoenix is hte seocnd city with most sinaloans jus tafter culiacan-.

>>79391159
Never heard this, don't care about Phoenix

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>japanese

>>79391159
White people in America don't live in cities, only the suburbs. They say they are from Phoenix or Chicago for convenience in conversation but actually live in some suburb.

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>manager texts me at 12am to tell me I'm scheduled at 6am
lmao get fucked

Hard cream soda makes me want to vomit

>>79391167
猿のスープ

>>79391266
stop dumb macaco

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Reminder that im a chad

>>79391318
Is that you?

>>79391327

Yes.

Stop el haitiANO

Fun fact: The meaning behind Nissan, the Japanese automotive giant, is "middle child". This is meant to represent the balance between the ambition and energy of the youngest child with the authority and wisdom of the eldest.

This fact is now one that you may count among facts that you know inside of your brain and soul.

>>79391375
Too buzzed to take this to heart

>>79391375
don't think so

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what do i need to acquire a gf like this?

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>>79391436
Right now all you need is a sturdy house with electricity, Florida girls aren't too picky atm.

>>79391436
Be Chad on steroids

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>>79391436

I've wanked to her many times

>>79391534
SHITTED

Weebs should be gassed

>>79391589
It's just el haitiANO proxy spamming again

nani

>>79391611
Don't know who that is but I'll be filtering Brazil.

>/cum/ 2020
>nothing but chicken scratch

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>>nothing but chicken scratch

Japanese is a hideous language and Kanji is a retarded writing system.

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>Japanese is a hideous language and Kanji is a retarded writing system.

>>79391650
This isn't even Japanese wtf lol

I CAN'T READ THESE MOONRUNES

I blame OP for this

>>79391674
how so

>>79387509
>>79387509
>>79387509
important thread

>>79391693
It's just random gibberish haha like it ain't even a full sentence or even have words haha

>>79391699
don't think so

>>79391710
prove it you fgt fck

guess I'll just come back for the next thread.....

>>79391735
nah....

Nothing more pathetic than learning Japanese when you don't work for a company that does business in Japan.

The death of whites MUST be our thread motto. Post it in the OP of every thread form now on.
>>79391761
thot so bitch

>>79391698
9/11, the day Finland killed the cuckposter. nevar 4get

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GOOKS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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/our guy/?

>>79391863
No. He's an establishment shill.

>>79391863
israel's guy

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>>79391863
Haha, Danahld you're alright. You can keep those delegates.

>>79391885
All US politicians are Israel's guy.
All western politicians are Israel's guy.
If they weren't, their careers would be dead.

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so many kanji to learn

>>79391901
Even when Obama "let some light in between Israel and America" he still gave them billions of shekels shortly after.

>>79391950
Spend that time not being a shut-in loser instead.

>>79391963
no

>>79391950
learn kanji along with vocab bro

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Let's all thank Finland for taking the fall and ending the cuck meme.

F

>>79391965
I'm sure Japanese is going to come in handy when you finally meet that Japanese qt who's impressed by your knowledge of Japanese and lets you have sex with her.

>>79391982
thanks

>>79391690
i didn't know this fucking ape would be in here

i'm so sorry

>>79391996
Well the thread is kill now, so it left.

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Hello, hello, is anybody else here?

>>79392179
no

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>>79392184
Hello yes, how are you?

>>79392205
I rather enjoyed the SHITTED threads

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>>79392214
Same, however this was the definite highlight
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/79388382/
>needing a safespace thread to discuss cuck fantasies

All the usual cuckspam faggots where there too topkek

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>>79392264

imma pull up, eat on that pussy and dip

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Hello? Mexico? USA?

>>79390570

Didn't realize this was /cum/

Fuck you for doing this

>spammer gets a new proxy

>>79392512
it says /cum/ in the subject

>>79391982
I'm glad you understand.

need gf

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While OP's gimmick was funny and enjoyable he unfortunately forgot about the schizophrenic autist who spams the Jap threads with nonsense.

>>79392655
/cum/ is the dark knight that /jp/ needed
soon, all of /int/ will cum to rely on /cum/

https://youtu.be/11_-1_hvExU

Black people are sick in the head

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>>79392688
It's all rightfully ours anyway

>>79392423
Why not dab

whats a common kanji so I can filter this autist

>>79392861
ね has been used in every single one of his posts so far.

>>79392876
Do you wanna be my friend?

I have no friends (excluding my friends), and if you don't say "yes," I will kill myself.

>>79392876

い too

>>79392895
>Clackamas County
No

cum lol

>>79392901
I'm from portland

JUST SAY YES

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>>79392905
White "women" are nothing but a drain on society. When did western society start collapsing in on itself? When white "women" were given any semblance of power. Who votes for far left parties? White "women." Who thought it would be a good idea to turn white men into feminine sissies? White women. Who begun importing third worlders? White "women." Who now chooses those third world men instead of the men they ruined? White "women." Who refuses to stop turning men in their countries into feminine "men." White "women." Who then continues to import more third worlders to renew their supply of non-ruined men? White "women." Who hates people just for having a penis or not being brown? White "women." Which group deserves merciless genocide? White "women." White men need to start doing what white women do and stop breeding with whites. They need to take superior women from other countries and marry them instead. Because if white men keep choosing white women, the cycle continues if they have even a single daughter, because they daughter will make it her mission in life to not only ruin white men but to ruin western civilization as a whole. How you raise her does not matter if professors Moshe Rosenburg and Devorah Goldenstein get to her at any point in her life.
Say no to the collapse of the western world.
Say no to white "women."

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>>79392911
/cum/'s autism is more than likely caused by /cum/ having white mothers who waited until they were in their mid 30s to have children. The older a woman is, the more likely her child is to have a disorders like Autism Spectrum Disorders and Down Syndrome. Not only that, but I am also willing to bet that their mothers did not breastfeed and instead gave them formula or cow's milk. It's also likely that she spent little to no time with them while they were growing up and instead gave them to a nanny. This is why white men are in the pitiful state they are today. It's because their mothers don't want to raise strong, successful white men. They are the fifth column of the Jews and want to destroy white men. They want to turn them into feminine "men" to help them destroy the western way of life.

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>posting your /brit/ gimmick here

>>79392930
who the FUCK is this qt

what an absolute 10/10

wew just had a pretty nice fap
worth the wait

>>79392945
I'm not autistic

>>79392930
Jewish "men" are nothing but a drain on society. When did western society start collapsing in on itself? When Jewish "men" were given any semblance of power. Who creates far left parties? Jewish "men." Who thought it would be a good idea to turn white men into feminine sissies? Jewish men. Who begun importing third worlders? Jewish "men."

Who now chooses those third world men instead of the men they ruined, because Jews told them to? White "women." Who refuses to stop turning men in their countries into feminine "men." Jewish "men." Who then continues to import more third worlders to renew their supply of non-ruined men? Jewish "men."

Who hates people just for having a uncut penis or not being brown? Jewish "men." Which group deserves merciless genocide? Jewish "men." White men need to start doing what Jews are doing and start to breed only within their own group, not mixing with other races.

They need to take only mentally superior women and ditch those who were corruptable by communism. Because if white men keep choosing communist white women, the cycle continues if they have even a single daughter, because they daughter will make it her mission in life to not only ruin white men but to ruin western civilization as a whole. How you raise her does not matter if professors Moshe Rosenburg and Devorah Goldenstein get to her at any point in her life.
Say no to the collapse of the western world.
Say no to Jewish "men."

>>79392966
That's a post-op tranny anon

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The homie

>>79392944
covfefe?

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>>79392966
melaniewood
>>79393001
There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave her boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

>namefags on a Phillipino tobbaco farming forum
>not autistic
pick neither

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@ Canada

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twiggy is pretty

clack is cool

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>>79393033
White "women" are worthless. They should be killed en masse and replaced with superior Middle Eastern and Latin American women. To make up for men from those regions not having women, all males from the Middle East and Latin America should also be wiped out.

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I would usually agree, but Twiggy is the exception.

She is just too perfect.

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man get me a gf like this and everything will be fine

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I don't think I've ever posted this twiggy

I don't like it very much, but here you go

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fuck man i'm so fucking hungry though

>>79393088

N-Nani??!!

何

>>79393093
u can't eat kids, clack

>ask qt freshman in French class for her snap
>she says sure, I add her, says she doesn't really use snapchat though
>later notice she didn't add me back
>see her again, ask her about it after a little bit of chatting and she says she just doesn't do social media much and will add me next time she gets on it (lel)
>ask her if it'd be better if I just texted her with her phone number if I wanted to talk to her
>"I don't really like giving out my phone number, maybe later."
>kinda spaghetti'd a little bit about being shy

I'm like 90% certain this chick was homeschooled like I was and is as autistic as I was when I first started uni. But I don't think all hope is lost yet, and might invite her to some things on campus, or just lunch in one of the uni cafeterias.

Then I had a talk with my mom and she was telling me about how I shouldn't be hitting on freshman girls if I'm going to be graduating this year. Fuck, idk anons...

>>79393097
boku wa desu ne

GUAGH UGUGHH LGUFD

guess what that sound was....

it was the sound of me choking on MY OWN COCK LOL

>>79393127
take a hint, asshole

she's not interested in you

perhaps Oregon was a mistake

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>>79393127
This sounds like rape, no means no shitlord

>>79393153
mostly Portland

perhaps Oregon was a misTOKE

LOL WEED

>>79393127
She's not interested in you, no way to put it lightly

>>79393168
Washington was first

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i like white people

>>79393127
iktf, I too have a crush on a girl even more autistic than I am
she doesn't have a bf, no facebook, she rarely talks to anyone that doesn't talk to her first, and she's very evasive towards any attempt at a tangible personal connection from anyone she knows
I keep hoping one of these days I'll eventually win her over, but at this rate it just feels like we're two ships passing each other in the dark of night ;_;

*gets out the Roach-B-Gone*

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>>79393183

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>>79393183

>>79393198
painfully unfunny

>>79393127
you might want to pick up some chalk for your hands if you cling this hard regularly.

take a hint or three.

cum

VERY important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13913995/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13913995/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13913995/

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>>79393199

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>>79393235
love this meme

MUCH more important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13914001
http://www.strawpoll.me/13914001
http://www.strawpoll.me/13914001

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>>79393243
>tfw that was my only other one
have some abuse

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>tfw everyone thinks you're cool
I love you /cum/

My stomach hurts so much I can't even believe it, but I don't have insurance so I don't want to go to the hopsital mang

>>79393147
>>79393162
>>79393172
Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. We're still practice partners in class but that really doesn't mean much of anything. I'll probably try avoiding rocking the boat and just be friends since I'm likely to spend the next two semesters in class with her. I'll keep you fags updated in any case.

>>79393203
lol'd

>>79393266
When was the last time you took a shit?

>implying there's 18 different people in this thread right now
I'm not buying it

>>79393277
hmmm you should keep going until she says no
if she can't say no she is a coward

>>79393286
It was more rigged than the DNC tbqhwy

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>>79393286
I only have my internet and my neighbor's

2 of those votes are mine

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>It was more rigged than the DNC tbqhwy

>>79393317

accurate representaiton of /pol/

>>79393284
probably sometime middle of the day yesterday
I'm looking on webmd but I can't seem to pinpoint what it could be because symptoms match up with a lot of things

>>79393296
she's timid as hell, of course she's going to take the path of least resistance.

>>79393286
this

>>79393266
probably food poisoning or strep
expect to vomit a lot in about an hour or so

外人

>>79393324
You'll feel better after you take a shit again, it's just a monster shart.

>>79393335
Stfu

79393363
don't ever reply to me again you disgusting piece of human garbage
you make me sick knowing I have to share a universe with people as unbearably stupid and repulsive as you

>>79393363
reply to him again lol

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rate me

I made friends with a girl

>>79393428
I've made friends with lots of girls, it's not that hard to do

>>79393448
It is hard for me, I've never had a friend who is a girl

>>79393403
Suck me lol

i wanked on 9/11

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>friends with benefits
>not really friends

my theme song when I was 13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-QZ7NhJOE4

>>79393511
https://youtu.be/NPMAwSj0EsA

>>79393511
oh fuck, me too. what's worse is that I didn't even realize it was 9/11 until the anthem for Monday Night Football

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>>79393528
>2012
>when I was 13

>>79393511
same to be honestly

is that a twinkle in your eye or is it just my cum?

>>79393535
man I forgot all about it until there was a moment of silence at work.

>>79393553
lol

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Germany is getting a bit too rowdy again

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>>79393543
That song came out in 2006.
Don't remind me how old I am

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>>79393582
>2006
>when I was 13
>don't remind me how old I am

>>79393571
>>>/pol/

>>79393602
>defending footkraut
>>>/lgbt/

>>79393582
You are like a baby. When I was 13 Limp Bizkit and Marilyn Manson were still huge and y2k was right around the corner

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Should be going to the supermarket but I'm sweating already from having put on my clothes
Gotta take a rest first


Me and the gf btw

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>"kraut" LARPing again
C'mon anon, I saw your yellow-brown hand holding a timestamp before.

janny just nuked the brazilian spammer

lmao

>>79393664
It's called having a tan
Taiwanese sun does that to people
You'd know if you left your basement every once in a while Lol

>>79393668
Um pretty sure nuking someone is illegal

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>taiwanese sun
It's kind of hard for that to shine on you while you are in your German apartment building proxying though

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>>79393762
Stay gelatinous

aren't proxies against site rules?

>>79393886
Yeah, he used to brag about his ban evading but I guess the jannies b& him too much so he stopped.

>>79393914
Haven't been banned in a long time actually

I guess they fired that butthurt canadian

>>79393932
mods have been notified of your rule breaking

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You also don't spam scat porn anymore, that probably has something to do with not being banned.

>>79393950
I'll switch off mobile for a minute and turn it back on lol

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City at night

>>79393961
When did I ever spam it
Posted it maybe three times
And it's funny
Just a shart explosion in the parking lot

>>79393992
what the fuck made you think this awful and blurry photo was worth posting?

>>79394004
Thumbnail probably looked good, or he's drunk.

>>79394004
kys

>>79394041
CLAck my ass

does /cum/ bury their dead pets?

>>79394081
Yes

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>>79394126

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>>79394174
...

>>79394213
well, it's really sad burying them

>>79394234
Did you just bury a doggo or kot?

>>79394041
shut the fuck up you bike riding faggot

>>79394270
don't speak to me as if you are my equal

bikers are infinitely superior to carlets

Cagercucks think they can talk shit
Lol

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>>79394261
a doggo, she was 12

>>79394281
>bikers
cyclists, you can't even get your terminology right, a biker would beat your ass

wear your helmet

>>79394325
*runs you over*

>>79394345
I don't even ride a bike, you obsessed faggot. I was just playing along with your nonsensical post.

Please kys.

>>79394371
lmao stop trying to deny it now, i bet you have one of those faggot cyclist jerseys too

>>79394342
RIP in peace mexican dog

>>79394384
idc

you guys are handsome

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>>79394436
Thank you / Merci

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why are you up so late, anon?

>>79395033
I have to wake up this early to skype with the gf

>>79395110
Why is that one egg comically small?

>>79395131
Thanks for killing the thread

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>tfw it replies to you

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LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE

How much of a dick would I be to post in those faggots /dixie/ thread even though I'm one of the most northern states in the main 48? It's basically another thread about America.

Asking for a friend.

Hello lads!!

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I have awakened

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>I have awakened

Too many ops in the room. Might as well be Sheriff's deputy general. Snitch ass niggas.

What the fuck are these lines in my /cum/ thread

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who /woke as fuck/ here?

eating oatmeal. going to go get some tea in a second.

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>>79390901
not french

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>skype interview
>"are you tall"

>>79397809
Haven't gone to sleep. Idk if i ever should, im a piece of shit

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>visit Nairaland(largest Nigerian forum)
>go to travel board
>top thread is 'Give Birth In USA: Cost And Procedures Part 5'
my sides

>>79398703
>"If you do not have a visa, apply for a B1/B2 Medical visa. Go with evidence to show that you have a hospital,doctor and funds to cover accommodation, medical treatment and any other incidences."
Wow

>>79398703
Grim

2nd day of training my self to go to bed at 10pm and wake up at 5

tough shit desu

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Sometimes I want to drop out of college but then I realize I'm working at a convenience store.

>>79398913
How to

>>79399002
give me free sodas

>>79399029
figured out its easier to start by waking up early instead of trying to go to bed early. If you wake up early then you spend like 18 hours of your day doing shit and are exhausted by 10-11pm

>>79399081
Only until your body gets used to it after two weeks

>go to Chinatown
>look at store names
>"That porcelain place II"
>"Superior best hardware store"
Why do chinks name their stores such weird shit?

>>79399133
thats why you gotta crossfit bro, confuse the body

>>79399154
They don't do English very well.

Just want a /cum/ gf. It doesn't matter if she looks like shit. I'm just in it for the IQ.

Do Mormons really exist ? :DD

>my day off
>have to get up early to take sister to school
>she bitches at me the entire time because she's running late (we left 15 minutes late because she's an idiot)
>want to go to taco bueno for breakfast after
>a giant semi truck is blocking off the drive through
>decide to go to taco bell instead
>they only have sausage
>fucking hate sausage
>gave me pepsi instead of coffee
reeeEEEEEE

>>79400484
Now this, bhikkhus (monks), is the noble truth of suffering: birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering.

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>managed to buy and lose a SIM card for my phone in the span of 30 minutes

is this a superpower? how do I manage to lose things so easily

>>79400744
why didn't you put it in your phone?

how is backpacking through europe? have you like, totally found yourself?

>>79400792

the guy who sold it said It didnt activate for like 4 hours. Plus I didnt have the little screw that opened it

Im not backpacking, Im studying abroad. travel is kind of limited atm

>>79400829
hmm...

do have you taken any picture of some nummy yummy italia food you've had?

my sister is on vacation in italy, she's sending me pizza pics.

>>79400744
do you have ADHD

>>79400953

havent been taking pics of the food

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post pictures from Italia now!

*gives you the crazy bitch eyes*

>>79401222
dumb nigger you're not in /jap/, thats where you spam, not in /cum/, kill yourself

dear mods. スパムじゃない=not spam. he's making fun of you.

*filters brazil*

>tfw just started college as an 18 yr old kissless virgin
>Decided to be a social butterfly, tally to everyone, fake charisma until it becomes a reality
>find a girl that really likes me, she comes on to me, we make out, it was my first kiss
>Within 48 hours we have sex, I went soft as soon as the condom went on, and could only get up to a 5 inch chub when I tried hard(condoms are horrible things, my dick is typically 6.5 hard)
>Haven't cum yet and we've fucked twice
>I was an autist an looked up foreplay techniques so she doesn't seem to care
>We cuddle a ton, kiss a lot, and it all felt great just 2 days ago
>She slept over this night, we fucked this morning
>Now I am already getting sick of her
>She has an annoying, overly childish personality
>Like her friend group, they are always in my residence hall and don't want to make it weird
>Don't want to continue fucking around with her because she seems to weird out my friends
I am also semi cautious that I may be gay, cause I've always found men attractive aswell as women, but sex seems highly overrated and I feel like I can get along better with a guy. Idk, sorry for blogpost lads but I need to enlist the help of my /cum/ friends now that I'm doing adult things.

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>I am also semi cautious that I may be gay, cause I've always found men attractive

>>79401810
maybe you're attracted of (boys) wearing (girly) clothes

walking to steak n shake, anyone want anything

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I wanna be a radio star

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>tfw you're the only man in a group of women

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>>79403324
Buy me 2 steaks. Both for me.

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Samus Returns is fun, buds

>>79403539
they dont even sell steaks

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>>79403753
Just buy me some bloody sausages already!

dont reply to him please

>>79403753
>call it steak n shake
>don't sell steaks
WTF America?

>>>79403401
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>>79403847
they sell 'steakburgers"
im just going to get tendies and a spicy chicken sandwich

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*posts an anime girl*

>>79403965
but do they sell shakes

>65 posters
Huh

>>79390570
im confused

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>too skilled for entry level jobs
>not skilled enough for anything but entry level jobs

>>79403993
ye

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>>79404313
/cum/'s autism is more than likely caused by /cum/ having white mothers who waited until they were in their mid 30s to have children. The older a woman is, the more likely her child is to have a disorders like Autism Spectrum Disorders and Down Syndrome. Not only that, but I am also willing to bet that their mothers did not breastfeed and instead gave them formula or cow's milk. It's also likely that she spent little to no time with them while they were growing up and instead gave them to a nanny. This is why white men are in the pitiful state they are today. It's because their mothers don't want to raise strong, successful white men. They are the fifth column of the Jews and want to destroy white men. They want to turn them into feminine "men" to help them destroy the western way of life.

https://youtu.be/5C5eXvubdrs

justify california

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>tfw two intelligent to get work

>>79404401

that cant be California, its raining

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>>79404425
Are you the American in Italy or is that the other Italian flag? Also stop being a loser.

>>79404474

the first one

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>It's finally a "life is turning around for anon" episode

>Steadily losing weight
>Still progressing well to a 100kg bench press
>4 job offers
>Spending less time on 4chan
>Complaining less in general
>Somewhat mended relationship with parents
>Passed driving test last week

Another week NOT wasted for anon

>>79404555
wow good job

AND you got trips

truly blessed bud

>>79404583
Thank you anon I never knew this time would come but it has it really has

>>79404627
we'll still be here when it all comes crashing down

>>79404555
>>79404555
>steadily gaining weight
>bench is stalling
>no job offers
>spending more time on 4chan
>complaining more
>i guess i have a good relation with my parents
>can already drive but don't have my full license i guess, fucking pointless graduated driver's license system

>>79404757
Why would anything come crashing down though? Everything is fixing itself with this momentum

>>79404784
i hope you jog too bud

>>79404555
I talked to a cute girl and she hugged me. On my way to gf land.

>>79393183
How can non turkish "women" even compete?

>>79404790
you can never know

>>79404784
Track macros, do more volume, apply more. We gonna make it fampai

>>79404818
try to go for 5 mins on the treadmill before i start pumpin the ol iron

>>79404790
The only thing you can be sure of is things will change. The good times don't exist without the bad times

>>79404879
The bad times have passed and now only success awaits me. Most importantly I think my attitude and mindset has improved.

>>79404923
that doesnt seem like a healthy mindset desu

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