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Bath edition
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anime
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lads
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>i meant sightless i didn't mean blind, i love the blind as much as anybody
this show is gold
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sue
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>>79387468
Yeah mate, script to get the Swede to post

Right
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>>79387477
what show
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>>79387486
>you actually got it right
Are you a wizard?
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>>79387469
I fucking hate Kero Kero Bonito. Cute music but she ruins it with her poor singing abilities.
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>>79387469
really like this image
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>>79387482
she's so attractive
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>>79387469
heehhhhhhhhhh
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*issues a heartfelt apology for my abhorrent posts in the previous thread*
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whats it like to have a girl wrap her legs around you while shes cumming and you feel her pussy like jiggling around inside or whatever.

like


is that awesome or what always imagined thats like awesome and shit
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>>79387495
No, but this guy is
>>79387540
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>>79387469
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love bath

stayed at that best western near the hunstman pub, the abbey, and pulteney bridge

best westerns in england are actually in nice areas unlike here it seems
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>>79387459
Remove head from anus.
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>>79387533
dont know
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>>79387520
*smashes fist against desk in an uproarious bout of laughter*

well, you're off to a good start in this one lmaooo
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>>79387533
>like
>like
>whatever
>like
>like
>and shit
Get out of California while you're still have some semblance of a brain.
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Haven't wanked in almost 3 weeks lads
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you lids ever been to that pizza express in warwick?
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Saw the latest video from ISIS lads

This one's from Wilayah Furat again due to the fierce battles there right now.

Video is only five minutes long

In the video, ISIS members are shooting out of a car at another car that belongs to members of the PMU

both cars (4x4 pickup trucks) are driving around in the desert and ISIS is shooting the other pickup truck as it tries to get away

ISIS manages to shoot and kill the driver of the other vehicle and it slowly rolls to a stop. there is someone in the passenger seat and two in the back of the pick up truck that are manning the heavy machine gun - ISIS manages to kill one and severely injure the other by shooting him several times.

As the PMU car rolls to a stop and the ISIS fighters exit their vehicle and go towards it, the PMU member who was in the passenger seat gets out of his car and starts sprinting off, literally running for his life

of course it's hopeless because there is nothing but open desert for miles, but he still sprints away as fast as he can to desperately avoid capture.

ISIS starts shooting at him and you can see the dust kick up at his feet, he is only about 15 metres away. he trips and falls and one of the ISIS fighters runs up to him and puts him in a headlock, then marches him back to the vehicle. (THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE IN THE ATTACHED PICTURE)

meanwhile, the severely injured PMU fighter in the back of the pickup truck briefly looks at the cameraman, but his wounds are so severe that he can't stand, let alone walk. the ISIS fighters drag him from the pickup and haul him into their pickup truck. at this point, he is entirely covered in blood and is completely limp, it is clear that he is in the verge of death.

then they grab the other captured PMU member and stick the camera in his face as they drive away from the scene of the attack. they ask him his name and where he is from.

he says his name is ahmad and he is from basra, iraq.

RIP ahmad from basra and the other fighters
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>>79387500
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>>79387550
JF
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>>79387575
why on earth would I go to the midlands?
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i want to wear socks but don't

>>79387568
bruh fuck off
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>>79387575
no never been to warwick x
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without reddit flags i dont know who to trust
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i want to meet qt heritage american tourist and give him/her directions
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>>79387575
been there? my wifes son works there
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any emily man in?
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would choose fascism over communism desu

both are consciously genocidal but at least fascism has good aesthetics
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>>79387575
Is there something special about it?
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>>79387431
fantastic edition good yank
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>>79387576
Assad has been mopping up lately.
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sex must be awesome, i also crave the connection from it honestly. like i feel like theres a whole side of me that isn't being fed. i need to be fed loved, like, if the side of my soul that digested love were to be personified i think that like it'd look like a small starving african kid ya know

really need a gf and shit. i need to feel love and to be loved. im craving like hearing a girls laughter and shit and seeing all the like cute shit she does ya know....
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>>79387577
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>>79387576
cool story
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>>79387550
Remove self from planet.
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Someone Photoshop a laser coming out of the cross on her head, and throw a UFO somewhere in the background.
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poor poor poor redditflags
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>>79387614
yeah its in the castles old medieval kitchen off grounds so the entire dining area is in one of those old beam and plaster deals and the main entrance area was all stone and wood

cool stuff 2bh
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>>79387634
You've never had sex?
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>>79387603
yeah, id totally fuck her


>>79387646
love south park, one of my favorite shows
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>>79387650
nobody do this
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>>79387624
yes he has, its very good

>>79387644
not cool at all, it was extremely violent and brutal. the attack was distressing to watch, especially seeing ahmad run for his life before being captured

NOT cool
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not trolling
but transgf, good or bad idea?
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meeting someone born in 1999 for sex
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>he doesn't like the midlands
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>>79387665
>yeah, id totally fuck her
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>>79387681
bad, theyre nutters
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honestly what's really in the midlands? why would anyone go or live there?
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>>79387681
if the penis and mental problems don't bother you, sure it's a great idea
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>>79387686
t. literally hasn't left his state, let alone the country
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Told friend that i would go with him to the cricket
Dont actually really want to go
Have to get up early and take a train to get there
My main pair shoes are being repaired
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>>79387658
nope
never kissed a girl either. have gotten hugs before but they werent out of real affection, the girls in my class were just bantering
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>>79387709
york is lovely
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Likes: browsing reddit, smoking weed, watching Rick and Morty, pro-migrant demonstrations
Dislikes: sunsets, break room coffee, thick-soled shoes, ignorant people
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>>79387678
post it, why didn't ahmad keep running after he tripped, was he shot in the leg?

Also better to go out shooting than be captured by ISIS
also why didn't he have a knife on his belt so he could shank them up when they got close

sounds like amateur soldiering
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>>79387696
ill double down on that statement. would 100% fuck her 2bqh
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>>79387681
Enjoy being laughed at by your friends.
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>>79387711
penis doesn't but the mental health thing worries me
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>>79387624
war could've been over years ago if it weren't for western support of the moderate beheaders
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>>79387720
>never kissed a girl either

grim

i'm an autistic abnormie retard spacker and even i've kissed a fair amount of girls

last time i kissed a girl was on saturday lol
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>>79387723
york is in the north, obviously
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>>79387720
>Girls in my class
There's still time my boy
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>>79387714
i made the OP and took this picture 100 feet away from where that one was taken dumb cunt
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>>79387729
>Likes: browsing reddit, smoking weed, watching Rick and Morty, pro-migrant demonstrations


im a lot like this irl but instead of reddit put 4chan and pro-migrant demonstrations down as pro-vetting processes for migrants
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>>79387709
it's just a big housing estate and some grim shopping centres to service the needs of the prisoners
everyone I know who lives in the midlands has depression
it's quite impressive really
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>>79387738
You can usually still run after being shot in the leg. There are loads of reports of soldiers being shot there and still running due to adrenaline
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kissed atleast a hundred girls
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>>79387738
>why can't 80iq individuals with no formal training do anything right?

gee what a good question
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>>79387709
its where i live
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>>79387723
>>79387769
took this picture in york x

stayed about 50 meters away from the front door of the minster
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>>79387491
curb your enthusiasm
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>>79387761
>There's still time my boy

oh no im talking about 6th-7th grade, back then i had girls who were friends but who werent girlfriends.
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Take heed and rejoice!

This fucking guy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4272634/American-man-claims-s-rightful-king-England.html
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>>79387745
>implying I'm going to introduce them until I'm ready to be laughed at
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>>79387798
>Anonymous 09/12/17(Tue)10:50:30 No.79387798
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>>79387769
>>79387793
climbed to the top of it too

bit cold up there but nice view, had a sandwich in the shambles. had prawn chips. not bad, not good, just ok.
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>>79387771
yeah seems to me like there's some interesting places tantalisingly just out of reach like cambridge, (effectively) chester, sheffield,
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>>79387807
was wales really known as the kingdom of gondor?
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>>79387709
I've been it's really nice. Peak district and Chester which is probably my fav place in England.
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>>79387777
t. never been shot in the leg

if it grazes you sure, but a clean hit it going to give you some shattered bones
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the patron saint of wales?
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>>79387738
not sure if he was shot but he did have blood on him. i think that was the blood from the driver though, the driver was shot in the head and ahmad was sitting right next to him.

ahmad was unarmed. it was an ISIS raid and only the guys in the back were armed (they had assault rifles and the truck had a huge machine gun on it). but the guys in the back were killed before they could do much

there was literally nothing ahmad could do, real life isnt like in films where you can just whip out a knife and go rambo on the ISIS fighters

he was completely disoriented and stumbling about when they had him in a headlock and were marching him back to the vehicles

usually people don't even leg it if ISIS is that close because they know they'd just get gunned down. this is one of the few times i've seen someone fucking legging it from them even though they're literally right next to him
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Any Leamington Spa man in
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2bh i do see the resemblance
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>>79387798
shite yank rubbish

fuck off
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>>79387788
they shouldn't be there at all then should they
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>>79387777
it literally breaks your bones and tears muscle to pieces idiot

physiology is one thing but if your anatomy is fucked you ain't moving
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>>79387862
william the conqueror though
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>>79387718
don't you like trains
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>prawn chips
what the fuck did the yank mean by this
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>>79387864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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been to bristol once, was awful, no point going to bristol when bath is literally right next door.
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>>79387884
prawn cocktail flavour crisps
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>>79387837
yeah they're alright
a significant number of people would call those the north though
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>>79387870
Jesus Christ.
Titles should be removed once you're an American. This is a disgrace to our country.
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do trains even run late at night/early morning?

How do you get across the country at 3am with no car?
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>>79387851
>ahmad was unarmed.
>being unarmed in an active warsone
another mistake

personally I would literally rather be shot while running than subject to their executions
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>Now arriving at: Milton Keynes
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>>79387836
>wales
mentioned
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might grow a moustache
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>>79387889
>been to bristol once, was awful, no point going to bristol when bath is literally right next door.
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>>79387868
no they definitely shouldn't

going to war without training is one of the stupidest choices a person can ever make
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*strides angrily into the thread*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foowL2xczIo
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>>79387840
Um I was in the army because of conscription and have loads of mates who served in Iraq who've told me themselves they've saw people being shot in the leg and still run.
Also this guy got up and started walking after being shot 27 times. And that Navy Seals movie where they all get shot numerous times and still fight on is based on a true story.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11503612/Meet-the-Navy-SEAL-who-was-shot-27-times-and-lived-to-tell-the-story.html
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>>79387906
taxi x
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>>79387906
Once went on a train across the country. It ran at all times except when stopping off at state to state for maintenance which lasted an hour or so.
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>>79387889
went to bristol once just to research this chart and other poo related activities
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lol
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>>79387906
A horse
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>>79387851
also you can absolutely go rambo on them if you have the knife, but he didn't have one

there was that nepalese fellow who hacked to death like 15 bandits on a train with his kukri and only got non-fatally shot a few times. people are terrified of knives when you're close enough to get them
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>>79387922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0
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lee ann >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> millie
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kero kero bonito
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>>79387927
sweden doesn't have an army
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>>79387938
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>>79387960
is not very good at singing.
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Dad just emailed me
He's finally lost his virginity
So proud
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>>79387962
>sweden doesn't have an army
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>>79387908
it was nowhere near the front lines, this was in the jomouna area of deir ezzor-anbar

it was a surprise attack by ISIS, they caught everyone off guard.

here is a picture of ahmad legging it into the desert while the ISIS fighter in the foreground is shooting at him. in the back of the pickup truck are the two armed PMU fighters but one is dead and the other is on the verge of death.
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*does the cuckio*
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it's haitiANO
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>>79387976
>fecal fanning
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>>79387936
>all types at once
>mfw
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not a political expert by any means but I maintained from the start that ISIS were largely a flash in the pan threat whose increasingly ostentatious displays of brutality masked their innate disfunction and unsustainable position .... and that the REAL threat was Russia (Putin more specifically) and their insidious aggression that could actually cause genuine instability in the developed world

I was right of course, but now we live in a world where trump since got elected and now tweets retarded shit every 5 minutes while noko threatens to blow up the entire solar system fucking because, so no-one even remembers the former 2 existential threats
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>is not very good at singing.
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>>79387960
superb post
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>>79387951
this is the peak of american culture
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>>79387983
zig-zags lad
zig zags
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>>79387979
>He's finally lost his virginity
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>>79387962
We have the most badass looking commandos, also I hope you're joking.
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I could heem any platoon of shitbag isis sheed runtboxes with just a kitchen knife and a bag of nails
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Can't believe Crystal Palace already sacked De Boer
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Black, white, green or blue
Show off your natural hue
Flamingo
If you're multicolored, that's cool too
You don't need to change
It's boring being the same
Flamingo
You're pretty either way
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>>79388003
Are you French?
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>>79388001
That's Italian
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>>79387993
Link me your favorite songs by them because I've listened to three and one of them was good until she started singing.
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>>79387976
>great john
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>>79388015
did the man kick the ball bad?
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>>79387991
thats probably what started the big bang 2bh, some nigga shat out all 7 types of poo at once
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>>79388012
>praising tacticool
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>>79388014
That's the spirit.
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>>79387944
One of your Gurkhas fought off shitloads of taliban when he ran out of ammo with claymores and a tri-pod.
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>>79388015
i know
it isn't a crime to lose to one of our next champions league sides
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THERE SITS THE ONLY KING I MEAN TO BEND MY KNEE TO
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>>79388015
>already sacked De Boer
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>kim jong un isn't a rational actor
>he would launch nuclear weapons
>he's not simply trying to keep his regime intact and not end up like saddam or gaddafi

north korea isn't going to nuke anyone but they still shouldn't have nukes
i am a proponent of nuclear non proliferation
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>>79388018
thats what anyone with half a brain would do when escaping someone shooting at them
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comfy chad nonce hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxjYqzOWDM
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>>79388036
I agree.
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>>79388023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaVWvcuy3Cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY-CjOJCjJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFyEBOK_eJ0
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love wythenshawe
hate wilmslow
simple as
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>it's a "dad drunkenly rambles about how infinity isn't possible therefore the universe doesn't exist, then when I try to explain maths to him he tells me to get a job" episode
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watching the young offenders

so glad im not irish
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>>79388024
>>79388050
>>>/tv/got
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>>79388003
Actually easier to be shot like that, the army tell you not to do it. Person aiming at you can just aim at a spot that you're going to be at next and wait until you zig-zag into their crosshairs.
>>79388038
I think you have your own frogmen
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how dear you
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>>79388063
keep posting the same video dickhead im sure youll get the reaction you want

fucking cunt
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made a popcornpost on tv

but to get the most Yous i made it in a new thread instead of bumping the preexisting popcornposting thread
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>Swedish rorke

It must be true misery
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>>79388060
>escaping
Ok frog.
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comfy chad non?ce hunter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxjYqzOWDM
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>>79387759
uhm no sweaty x
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get a job nerd
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>>79388105
alri dad
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>>79388087
>Actually easier to be shot like that, the army tell you not to do it. Person aiming at you can just aim at a spot that you're going to be at next and wait until you zig-zag into their crosshairs.

don't run in predictable or consistent zig zags.. easy

its obviously well easier to shoot someone going in a straight line
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>>79388092
What have I said that was rorke?
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>>79388091
devilish
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northumbria>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all
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>>79388112
yeah alri just shagged your mum
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Thunder and lightning lads
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aaagggghh.......d.....doing....aghhhh......doing a...........doing aaaAaaAAAGHHHggaaahhhaaAAAAAAAAGHHH.......doing a p.......a....agh..........a poo..........agghhhh.......la.......AAGH...lads......
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>>79388094
>getting captured by ISIS to prove you aren't a coward

speak sense or don't speak at all
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>>79387944
mate these were fucking armed terrorists, they dont give a fuck if you have a knife. you'll be shot in the face sixteen times before you could even raise the knife up

if you watch the video, you'd stop with the stuff you only see in films. he was 100% helpless

here is a picture of ahmad in the capture of ISIS, they are taunting him and calling him a rafidhi and a murtadd and telling the camera that he is from basra
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>>79388092
he's a Haitian
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hello to all JFs who have visited the UK

did you like it? why/why not?
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>>79388116
They just tell you if you must keep your head as low as possible and do little breaks here and there to confuse them
>its obviously well easier to shoot someone going in a straight line
Not really, it is extremely hard to place a shot at someone who is running. Guns aren't like Call of Duty, weapon sway is unreal. Zig-zagging is eliminating them needing to track you with their aim.
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>witchcraft as the religion of a one world government

i think this is why so many lefits were goths in high school.... this makes so much sense
>>
>>79388151
Yes
I like your silly accents
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>>79388145
chad isis
virgin pmu
(what is pmu btw)
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>>79388139
Screeched
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>>79388171

These are hotter than actual blacked vids.

More explicit degradation
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>>79388145
Also you'd almost certainly meet a more painful end if you tried to slice them up. They'd torture you
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>>79388145
>mate these were fucking armed terrorists, they dont give a fuck if you have a knife. you'll be shot in the face sixteen times before you could even raise the knife up

good. better that than being executed by them at a later date

Sorry if I'm too intelligent to have a more intelligent approach to warfare than Ahmad from basra
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Wish I had a big black wanger desu
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>>79388155
They're Rosicrucian
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Also you'd almost certainly meet a more painful end if you tried to slice them up. They'd torture you
Also you'd almost certainly meet a more painful end if you tried to slice them up. They'd torture you
Also you'd almost certainly meet a more painful end if you tried to slice them up. They'd torture you
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>>79388139
lol
>>
love yanks

they are pure entertainment

https://youtu.be/QkcRUhUfGiA
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>>79388182
>people spend up to an hour staring at a picture of a white girl sucking off a black guy's cock just to make a joke image with a toilet in it
Thank god I'm not mentally ill.
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>>79388139
NEED to know who those girls' names
>>
Poos are always really sludgy and spray all over the toilet
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>armchair warriors
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>>79388199
T-thanks y-you too.
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fell in love today

his name is Pekka
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>>79388205
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>>79388139
>>79388182
>some yank was actually mentally ill enough to spend time making these
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just made up a new russian drink, i call it "crazy milk"

its basically just water thats slowly filtered through ice. the name is an intentional misnomer for comic effect, you see.
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>>79388153
you don't know what you're talking about
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>>79387646
dont get this
is it a jacobs ladder reference?
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Why were yanks celebrating 9/11 day 2 months early?
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>>79388151
yes, been to london, york, warwick (castle), bath, also all around the cotswolds and salisbury

london was cool except for the fucking pakis, wandered into a paki pharmacy for some healing ointment and the paki ladies were giving me the stare of death and i realized i could have died. the rest was comfy, especially york, felt like a different world and i was super excited to see all the history. felt like most people there took it for granted.

lacock and the cotswolds were absolutely beautiful, was hilarious watching all the chinky tourists waddle around like packs of ducks. this picture is from lacock
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>>79388217
Umm excuse Sweden has conscription.
>>79388241
I was in the army you fool. I'm just telling you what I learnt in basic. Go back to playing COD
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>>79388199
they'd be forced to shoot you there and then lest they get stabbed
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>>79388229
is that poo?
>>
Anyone seen my larder?
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>>79388232
Lol
Replace 'traits' with 'advantages' and it would be perfect. 'Advantages' can fit both meanings but 'traits' implies things that are inherent
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>>79388139
this is fucked up. got anymore?
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PIRATE SCUMBAGS
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>>79388183
exactly

>>79388196
don't think you'd be thinking clearly and rationally while you're running for your life through a desert high on adrenaline while terrorists are shooting at you

here is a picture of the PMU pickup truck
the guy looking at the camera is the one in the back who is severely injured, he was shot several times and is on the verge of death. in the picture you can see the driver's corpse is being dragged out of the car
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>>79388271
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>>79388012
Tryingtoohard/10
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rate the lada, lads
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>>79388258
>Go back to playing COD

m-muh COD
never played it, You were wrong about getting shot in the leg and you're wrong about this

you're just disagreeing for the sake of appeasing your autism, lets be honest. You're wrong, so you've resorted to projecting about me to feel better about it. Sad!
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>>79388257
most of london isnt actually very pakistani, theres just very heavily concentrated areas
they might have just been indians
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>>79388257
are you the lad that posted a picture of London here
Stop chatting shit you enjoyed it you mong
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>>79388257
>london was cool except for the fucking pakis, wandered into a paki pharmacy for some healing ointment and the paki ladies were giving me the stare of death and i realized i could have died
lol what the fuck, I've lived in London for 24 years and never felt in danger
You were either in some hellhole area at some ungodly time of night or you need to take a break from /pol/ memes because they're clearly addling your brain
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wish someone caught me pouring my crazy milk so that i could tell them the name of the drink. guess i'll just have to keep making this stuff.
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>>79388287
The netting is to break-up the shape of you in the water so it looks unnatural and not like a human.
>>79388292
>civvie who's never been in the army telling me I'm wrong
You are extremely butthurt.
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>>79388273
I always think clearly and rationally. Thats what makes me so good at this
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>>79388232
me in middle so radically centrist there just weren't enough pixels in that image to capture me
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>Unsurprisingly, when Pinochet's most prominent defender, Margaret Thatcher came to office in 1979, diplomatic relations were soon restored and arms sales resumed. Declassified papers reveal that, by June 1982, her government had sold the dictatorship: two warships, 60 blowpipe missiles, 10 Hunter Hawker bomber planes, naval pyrotechnics, communications equipment, gun sights, machine guns and ammunition.
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>wank
>feel ill the next day

Gotta cut down, im sure it weakens my immune system
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>>79388272
and now chile is by far the best off latin american nation

compare chile to the socialist paradise of venezuela and it quickly becomes clear which system is better
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why does he have two sets of wars
?
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>>79388285
someone pour this girl a class of crazy milk, shes really going to need it when shes done doing that
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>>79388260
Ye
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business idea: steal this yank's crazy milk idea
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>wank
>feel ill the next day

Gotta cut down, im sure it weakens my immune system
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>>79388313
>You are extremely butthurt.

y-y-your butthurt
and now you're projecting your own emotions onto me lol
>conscription military
>never even fought anywhere

toppest kek
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>the socialist paradise of venezuela
VENEZUELA IS BEING ATTACKED BY THE SAME FORCES WHO BACKED PINOCHET
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>>79388313
>ah yeah that "creature" in the water holding a gun isn't human it must be one of those russian seals
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business idea: asbestos
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>>79388347
Have a nice day civvie :)
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>>79388339
some of these are funny but this one isn't edited very well
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>>79388298
this was near the city of london, i mostly stayed around there and in kensington.

>>79388301
didn't post any pics of london but i never said i didn't enjoy it, i actually fucking loved london, just didn't expect so many pakis is all. never seen a burqa in my life before then. i was really shit as photography back then but i took this

>>79388309
only dangerous spot i went to was the night i left at some bus stop on the way to the airport, forget where it was but not a single white person in sight
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>>79388354
t. W.R. Grace
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>>79388291
Not as good as a Trabant desu
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>>79388351
this
does sweden really think it knows Special forces shit better than americans who are actually active and go on real missions?
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>>79388232
>>79388318
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>>79388327
Chile's economic miracle only came after Pinochet's reign ended
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the other day i said that SOROS and his destructive NGO's were trying to do a condor-style coup in venezuela
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>wank
>dick shoots crazy milk out and feel good down there for a couple of hours

gotta cut down, i'm sure it weakens my immune system
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>>79388377
shh that doesn't fit with muh narrative
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>>79388359
you too civvie
hope you feel better
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>>79388258
>conscription
Whatever action man... I don't care how many VC cocks you blew off back in nam...
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>>79388378
Really scrambles my NATO fighter jets
>>
its nearly 3 in the morning
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>>79388373
strawman
>>
need to stop wanking

got acne again
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>>79388364
ah fair enough tower hamlets is full to the brim of bangladeshis (crypto-pakis) and that's right next to the city
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having me a chortle
>>
>>
>conscription
Ah yes, the elite warriors of Sweden and Cyprus are here to lend their expertise!
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>>79388359
>conscript
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>>79388377
>doesn't address Venezuela
Hmm really makes me think
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>>79388412
better pic
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>>79388231
never cease to amaze and disgust me
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>>79388412
lotta mid air collisions about to occur
>>
I think I have Alzheimer's.
>>
>>79388231
it was a canadian on /pol/
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>>79388435
Alri gran
>>
>>79388412
the elites generated a hurricane in florida so that they could do 9/11 style attacks on citizens homes under the guise of it being a storm, thats why they made hit hit in time for 9/11/17
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>>79388231
its from ylilauta >>79387509
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>>79388205
alli rae
cadence lux
>>
>>79388412
>this angers and confuses the American.
>>
>>79388423
hope are jose does some proper damage, irma was a let down
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communism is so wonderful that communist nations had to literally wall themselves off or everyone would've left
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>>79388444
did anyone die in florida in the end?
>>
>>79388464
muh sanctions
>>
>>79388433
Not true.
Depending on what direction you're flying in, you have to be at a certain elevation. That's why two planes flying towards each other will never be at risk of colliding due to them having forced regulations to be at separate elevations.
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>>79388423
>these fucking madmen flying into the storm
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>>79388465
not sure but there are like 2 dead georgians and a dead south carolinian somehow LMAO
>>
>>79388460
jose is a lil B compared to irma even>>79388461
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>>79388458
cheers la' xx

you a BLACKED lad of just a porn aficionado?
>>
The amount of private jets over America is insane. its like 1/3 of air traffic. crazy
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gf just faxed me this
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>>79388368
Are you implying I'm wrong? Look up Israel's helmet and then see why it is such a weird shape. I'm actually laughing at how retarded you are
https://www.quora.com/Why-did-american-helmets-during-WW2-have-that-sort-of-net-around-them
>>
>>79388481
georgia actually got hit hard
t. georgia
>>
>>79388465
17 people - thats why they planned it for 2017
(Irma leaves 9 dead in US, 'devastation' in Florida Keys)

its going to rise to 17 the same number of planes they crashed into people
>>
>>79388461
top kek at this
who would actually believe it

massive mohammed
>>
haitiANO
>>
>>79388491
hate that ugly calvin klein gimmick shit
don't want to see women wearing ugly mens underwear
>>
>>79388488
aficionado
>>
>>79388368
>>79388492
wrong link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitznefet_(Israeli_military)
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This next ditty is dedicated to special girl from a fool who says hes sorry

https://youtu.be/UfmkgQRmmeE
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>>79388481
the other day marco rubio was on the news telling people in florida to "not go outside during a storm and to be that one guy who gets killed by a tree"


maybe those were those guys
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>>79388495
no it didn't shut up pussy
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>>79388489
UK is a poor welfare state and America isn't. Nothing crazy in the slightest.
>>
If capitalism is so good why does the CIA need to force it on counties
>>
>>79388530
retard
>>
>>79388492
you are so clearly raging rn sweety
>conscript
>>
>>79388528
i actually think i remember hearing the deaths were caused by falling trees

fucking retarded southerners lol
>>
>>79388533
Freedom isn't free.
>>
Playing Donkey Kong Country 2
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>>79388464
nah its to keep cunts like you OUT
communism isn't that bad. tired of this meme.


*proceeds to kill ~100 million people*
>>
>>79388544
Rather be raging than a brainlet :)
>>
>>79388533
what is a good ideology
>>
i am starting to like el haitiANO, because he doesn't like Israel
>>
>>79388533
>>79388551
samefag. if they didn't violate human rights and starve half their population they wouldn't need to intervene
>>
I'd rather be a Yank than a Swede
>>
>>79388532
wrong lmao
>>79388489
its because we are a smaller country with better transport links like trains and stuff, so plane travel is a lot less necessary for people. but in america, where the distances are vast, a lot of businessmen actually need a private plane just to get around to conduct business
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>>79388517
mexiHACANAO
>>
Business idea: a restaurant with nicotine in the food so customers have to keep coming back
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>if they didn't violate human rights and starve half their population they wouldn't need to intervene
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>>79388587
>Business idea: a restaurant with nicotine in the food so customers have to keep coming back
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>>79388533
Because communism propping up in countries is bad for the international bankers (kikes)
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>>79388552
might do the same actually
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR61UgG2qi8

>video where lauren pretends to be a marxist
>accidentally btfos molyneux

lmao
>>
>>79388561

good thing I'm neither then
>passive aggressively posts smiley to cover my tears

:D
>>
>>79388578
being a yank is hilarious, its a fun way of life for all. i can see being a swede being a little bit depressing unless you're in a black metal band or a EDM DJ. but thats the communist system, its what their people voted for i guess...
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>>79388533
>CIA

"We take Gotham from the corrupt, the rich, the oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity - and we give it back to you, the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. But start by storming Blackgate and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve! For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed! Blood will be shed! The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive."

>tfw Bane tried to launch an anarcho-communist revolution that CIA/Batman fascists worked to stop
>>
haitiANO is my favorite poster
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>>79388574
Lol do you seriously believe the CIA intervenes in the interest of human rights and feeding people?
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>>79388578
I'm Norwegian 2bh. Parents moved here when I was young.
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whats the optimum post length to get the most (You)'s?
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>>79388653
>>79388653
>>79388653
>>
>>79388609
Did Stefan not think to get an actual Marxist on
>>
in the 1950s the soviets allowed an american film to be shown
they thought it would showcase how greedy and materialistic everyone was

instead the soviet citizens were amazed that seemingly everyone had a car
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>>79388648
and so we can trade with them. nowt wrong with that. this is the part where you sperg out
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>>79388672
>>79388672
>>79388672
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HNm8WVl-NCc
Finnish conscripts are better than Swede conscripts.
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>>79388579
You are stupid.
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