A RED DAWN edition
have never met a finn irl
let alone fugged one
:c
anime
SOMEBODY
>>79378776
going to see them later
hoping some mong doesn't start talking about 9/11
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
hip-hop is about who can rhyme, spit and come of with the craziest shit and white boi has the biggest vocab in music
>Eminem Has the Largest Vocabulary in the Music Industry, According to Study
http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/the-juice/6642050/eminem-largest-vocabulary-music-industry
These threads last an hour long.... -_-
>WW1 was the Tenth Crusade
do americans give each other cards on 9/11?
Thoughts?
>>79378851
i remember telling somebody this and they claimed it's because education is racist
>>79378873
yeah and a tip
>>79378895
best manc band. that's not saying much though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaYAm_u7AlA
>tfw anna stopped uploading
>tfw springbok stopped uploading
>tfw frivvi and gibi upload every day or so
mixed feels if i'm honest
>>79378895
good album
>>79378851
you reckon vocabulary's the most important thing in rap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBGCOCxLgA
this guy is known for having huge vocabulary but his tracks aren't all that imo
>>79378873
yeah, coupons for mcdonalds
>>79378895
One of the best mainstream rock albums ever created. Simple as.
>>79378899
anytime you mention eminem to a basketball american they go bonkers because he stole their genre
>>79378164
the 2000s were pre-youtube-makeup-tutorial but post-digital-photography so we get to see all that crazy experimentation in uploaded photos. you'd have to rifle through a girl's photo albums to see stuff like that before 2005.
it'll probably never happen again, girls fall in line far too quick now.
sue
>>79378895
Perfect record
>>79378873
yes, an apology card for the tragedy
americans are welcome in britain
>I watched that Peak Practice.
>>I've never seen it.
>Bloody repeat.
>>Annoying, innit?
>Not for me, I hadn't seen it.
enjoyed this scene
>>79378895
Why isn't there an orange covering the O on stone? There's clearly plenty there, more than enough to do it.
>>79378970
hey can i stay with you
>>79378895
dad used to play that album every day when I was getting ready for school
so good
>the best rapper is whi-
>>79378943
Don't care
>>79378929
>best manc band
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5HhwecdCQw
>>79378959
>>79378895
Why is there a French flag on the side?
I be engaging in the floccinaucinihilipilification of these niggas
yo check it
Don't actually understand anything that happened in twin peaks the return despite having just watched S1 and 2. Literally nothing was concluded.
I respect lynches work for what it is but feel he has tried to be too weird and edgy for the sake of it here
>>79379002
of course you can poppet
>>79379002
sure x
>>79379007
um that's not Masta Ace or Rakim sweetie
>>79378992
and tim makes a face
>>79378992
me too
my favourite bit was always
>boring isn't it, just sitting in watching peak practice with your life
>yeah..
>not for me, I like it
>>79378957
Personally a fan of the generic kardashian look that girls seem to aim for nowadays. Might be in the minority on /brit/ but I'm pretty sure most normies would agree.
>>79378992
excellent show
>(c)rap music
"no"
*chants you to sleep*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65_5pw0ThXE
>>79379072
lupe fiasco was pretty good
>>79379028
it's dutch you twerp
listening to some Crack Daddy and the Party Crew
>>79379067
i can't stand it
>>79379091
>jesus
>white
bloody racist
>>79379067
the sculpted/painted eyebrow shit needs to end
>>79379007
this desu
>>79379067
I really, really hate it
hi
a black hole with the mass of Mt Everest would be the size of an atomic nucleus and have a temperature of 120 billion degrees
What is the greatest moment in television history in your opinion?
>>79379067
lol no, fake eyebrows are fucking cancer. it just makes them look more and more unnatural.
>>79379113
Yeah, I know
brit girls are ugly as all fuck
>>79379166
What's your flag doing in my album mate >>79378895 ?
>>79378929
that's the fall, fuckface
>>79379165
The bit in only fools and horses where he falls through the stall
>>79379213
good taste
gf just called me and told me she's bringing Korean barbecue for dinner
>>79378895
Best British album
>>79379204
Dunno it's probably the colours of the union flag just
>>79379165
remember that bit of only fools and horses
>>79379133
Natural brows are apparently making a comeback. t.normie gf with make up btec
lool oh my days
>>79379160
alri
>>79379190
silence
>>79379225
haven't seen this in time, thanks man
>>79379225
kek
>>79379165
>>79379190
*blocks your path*
um.. no sweaty x
how do i stop my compulsive shitposting
>>79379163
would evaporate in less than 1x10^-27 seconds though due to hawking radiation
>>79379165
only fools and horses when the chandelier falls
>>79379253
no they are
stop defending them
>>79379279
Gif fuck off
>dad just said goodnight from the hallway outside my room
>noticeable trace of disappointment in his voice
bad feel desu
>>79379247
Terminator subcontracting these days?
>>79379166
Thin eyebrows in the noughties were much worse. Girl in my form literally shaved hers off and drew them back on with a pencil making them about 1mm thick. All the lads thought it was fit and all the girls thought she looked pretty.
>>79379190
Scottish women are pretty, Welsh too
>>79379294
>sweaty
accurate
>>79379320
Google is skynet
Really not a fan of talking about myself. I tend to be rather shy at first, but as soon as I get comfortable with someone - all the quirkiness and weirdness tends to come out ;)
>>79379309
He still loves you
>>79379309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
made me think of this ;_;
>>79379332
as if they look any different to english girls
Why is everyone in this country so fucking obsessed with the NHS?
wish it was the 70s and girls had hairy vaginas
>>79379302
i love (some of) them
I'm feeling pretty suicidal right now.
>>79379300
Was gonna say this
>>79379165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E982iy_vrq8
>>79379309
it's his fault for 1)bringing you into this world and 2)for failing as a father
>>79379364
W-what about my hairy arsehole? If you shut your eyes it's the same
>>79379361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UanuG7nGMvc
>>79379328
Doesn't make it okay
>>79379356
The Dad is just as mentally ill
>>79379360
Actually they do, English women look more manly. I've been to the UK 5 times
>>79379165
The cards game in only fools and horses where he says he has two doubles but he's got 4 aces
>>79379381
OIIIII
>>79379429
oi oi
>>79379165
The bit in only fools and horses where they find the bird had been dead all along
>>79379364
THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
THE NHS
UNDER STAFFED
UNDER FUNDED
BAD MANAGEMENT
disable his laptop
>>79379332
highly highly doubt it
>>79379367
theyre either grim, slag, fat or any mixture of those 3
usually all those 3
>>79379457
OI OI OIIIIII
>>79379302
Think they're fit in a weird way. Like sometimes the slaggines is appealing much more appealing than a typically hot American or continental girl. Hard to explain but most American girls on tele do nothing for me. But I'd give my right bollock for a night with Maisie Williams.
HOWLING at all the fat Yanks crawling out of the wreckage of their wooden homes to do interviews with the BBC
>>79379165
the bit in only fools & horses where granddad drinks the urine sample
desired gf
>>79379483
yeah mate not like it's literally an hour or two away on a boat
>>79379387
you seen those weird strapless lezzer videos? some are good tights-kino
>>79379405
lived in one bit of scotland and a few areas of north and south england and if we're talking about natives the only real trend in attractiveness is socio-economic imo
brit women are great if you're a sub-Saharan African immigrant with a thing for 3/10 fat women
How do I avoid suicide?
been told I have bad attitude at work today
told him to fuck off
he did
>>79379505
looks like a disgusting whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6rFx2TCmbU
>>79379484
never reply to me again
>>79379505
curves like a scoliosis spine
>>79379165
the bit in only fools and horses where the singer can't pronounce Rs
>>79379536
microdose ketamine
>>79379380
>that bit
>not the ending
If you don't think the Yorkshire Wolds isn't the pengest part of the country would appreciate you never speaking to me again, cheers
>>79379505
genuinely repulsive
>>79379536
dont commit suicide
simple as
>>79379519
There isn't a place on Earth with girls more beautiful than the ones in the highlands of Scotland, they're all so kind
>>79379536
Shat myself at work to piss of my boss
Can't stop farting, lads.
>>79379544
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>>79379505
is she okay?
the ting go skrrrrrrrra
pa pa ka ka ka
skeedy ki pa pa
and a poom poom prrrrrrrrr boom
SKIYA
dru bo po bo po bom
pom pom
This is what happens when a 4chan user from /v/ goes to prison. PART 1
going to tell plusnet to disable all your laptops
>>79379165
the time they showed my picture on a popular kid's TV show back in the early 90s
>>79379165
Tough to say, but if I had to pick one that stands out in my mind it would be when Del Boy falls through the bar on Only Fools and Horses. That was just such and iconic moment.
>>79379547
oi dont tell me what to do
>>79379605
*not pictured: massive alcohol consumption
>>79379592
>>79379542
muh purity
should have an early night but don't want to
>>79379605
how am i doing bros
>>79379604
dunno haven't thought that myself, some of them have really nice voices though
>>79379604
you clearly haven't traveled much
WHERE ARE THE OBLIGATORY NIGGERS
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/world-history/winston-churchill-genocide-dictator-shashi-tharoor-melbourne-writers-festival-a7936141.html
>>79379560
How do I get the Ket?
>>79379603
No it isn't.
>>79379605
The only one of those I have is drinking a lot of water. The rest of that is pretty distant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk
https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/906309941484556288
>>79379677
Are you crossing out the stuff you do or don't do?
>>79379695
DNMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vqmILSKfew
>>79379675
andré 3000's wife?
kid on the left looks just like him
>>79379675
good
remember when dellâ„¢boy always said "this time next year we're gonna be millionaires rodney you fakin plonka oi oi bonjour *winky face*"
>>79379483
you've been at university for the past few years its crammed full of fitties
>>79379664
Same
That looks like thom yorke
>>79379675
Would
>>79379709
do obviously, mong
it's the easiest stuff
>>79379681
Yeah mate I live in mainland Europe where I can walk across my tiny countries borders and go to 4 different countries or hop on a train for 15 euros but I haven't traveled much
>>79379702
WHO WILL BURY YOUR FATHER?!?! CLEAN YOUR ROOM
I want to share with you all a story that happened to me today
>Work in a chemist in Swindon
>Just making up a few notes before uni starts again
>Suddenly Sargon of Akkad walks through the door
>I was shocked, didn't know whether to say something or not
>He asks for co-codamol and ibuprofen and hands me a prescription for Carl Benjamin confirming it really was THE Sargon of Akkad
>Nervously tell him I admire him for him standing up to Anita Sarkeesian and that he's my hero
>Says "Thanks man, I really appreciate it"
>Spill spaghetti and do a Hitler salute in reference to Kekistan but forget to mention it's related to Kekistan
>He smiles and leaves the pharmacy with his bag
>>79379702
anti capitalism is a religion
>>79379767
Not a word
>>79379746
It's well known that the Dutch are a solitary and isolated people who do not oft travel outside their own borders. We know very little of their secretive and insular society
>>79379731
Love this !!
>>79374272
What is this?
>>79379732
was this purposefully done to annoy me
its my experience at uni which has informed me that attractive british females are non-existent
all grim
>>79379767
thank you for sharing your story
>>79379740
Just say
>>79374272
red dawn you say
Doing the 5:2 diet, lads. Haven't eaten a thing all day and feel surprisingly good. Can't wait for bed-time so next thing I know it's breakfast time.
>>79379664
this desu,
>>79379664
Why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4
>>79379364
This
I don't see the appeal of shaving unless there's a 10/10 pussy underneath. Most of them look pretty underwhelming
>>79379767
Doesnt that fat mong despise the nazis though
>>79379790
We don't exist. We all live underground and our cities are fake and the people in them are cyborgs.
>>79379812
is that boxxy
>>79379817
5:2?
>>79379696
used to quite like Jerry Sadowitz but can hardly find any of his stuff online these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ7hrylV1J0
Gonna be responsible and read the go to sleep
>>79379790
From what I have observed it's very similar to ours but with a bit more
dude weed lmao
dieting is for women
have you tried simply not being a fat cunt
>>79379856
MY NAME IS BOXYYYYYYY
>>79379856
its shoeonhead :^)
remember when all tv programs used to be in 4:3 instead of 16:9
I cried myself to sleep last night
listening to the latest woes
https://youtu.be/b6PZmOX3IlU
>>79379888
Yes it doesn't work
>>79379817
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
>>79379898
they look eerily similar 2bh
>>79379746
yeah, four really similar bordering countries, so you haven't been far at all and are in no position to be prefacing statements with "there isn't a place on earth"
these provincials, I swear
>>79379883
Precisely. Cuisine is similar too, fish and chips is actually common
>>79379942
You seem autistic and genuinely salty I find Scottish women attractive.
>>79379923
BOAAAAAAR WINE
>>79379941
if you're blind
>>79379767
That's a lot of medicinal marijuana. Do you think Carl smokes it all himself?
claire skinner is peng
fascist italian futurism is quite cool
shame the nazis settled for romanticism in the end
Big man ting
I cried myself to sleep
last night
>>79379958
epic!
>mom asks me to do the dishes
>ok
>go down to do the dishes
>she's already done them
what is this madness lads
>>79379547
you can't stop me
>>79379970
all white people look the same
>>79379458
solid acting there
HELLO
>>79379980
Yuck no
>>79379980
granny fucker
>>79379904
I went to sleep drunk and woke up crying. I hate my life.
Happend an hour ago:
>be polish
>be in croatia on vacation
>sit on our balcony of our apartment
>couple of brits come along totaly lost
>hear us singing some english songs
>"OY MATES , YA KNO WHER DA PAHRMACY AT?"
>check google maps on my limitless croatian internet thanks to the EU
>the way to the nearest pharmacy is complicated as shit
> tell them the way is to complicated to explain and to just use google maps
> they say they cant , they have no internet in croatia
>we start laughing
>" thats what you get for exiting the EU mate, its near the post office , ask around. Good luck"
> cranked our spotify speaker runnig off of LTE to the max and le them ob their way
LOL UK , its like the middle ages
inb4 toilets
https://youtu.be/7agumefxZso?t=7m15s
tune
>>79379811
ok. i have not seen much of lancashire so i cannot say for sure, but during the lancaster uni open day there was plenty of them, and during the manchester uni open day there was a lot of them. young women are just attractive, its their special power.
>>79380028
But you live in Canada. I thought everyone was happy in Canada? How can a Canadian be sad? Oh God I've lost all hope now
white people currently only make up 7% of the earth's population and that is predicted to drop to 3% by 2050
quite a long post that
not sure ill bother this time
>>79380041
You got from Croatia to Poland in one hour
>>79379963
I'm a Scot who doesn't like fat women
you're welcome to them, mate
I'm coming home I'm coming home
To make it alright so dry your eyes
>>79379869
Eat for 5 days, fast for 2.
>>79380041
Pay reparations
hoenstly don't understand how its possible to cry yourself to sleep or wake up crying
such an odd convention
>>79380041
The UK hasn't left the EU yet, retard
>>79380041
toilets
love how smug they are
>>79380080
>drop to 3% by 2050
source?
>>79380101
highlanders only, lowlanders are disgusting
>>79380041
Just filtered Poland
>>79380015
hi:3
how are ya
>>79380124
I wasn't even joking when I said I cried myself to sleep last night
It felt fucking horrible
>>79379923
>>79379964
LANCEL COULD YOU PLEASE KILL THE BOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
>>79380124
>have dream
>dream ends
>start crying
>>79380174
how do you do it though
what are you even crying about
>>79380063
youre wrong have awful taste both girls and ugly animes im cross with you no talkie for 10 minutes starting from the time of this post
Desired gf
>>79380199
this is also why yanks wake up clapping
I want to share with you all a story that happened to me today
>Work in a chemist in Swindon
>Just making up a few notes before uni starts again
>Suddenly Sargon of Akkad walks through the door
>I was shocked, didn't know whether to say something or not
>He asks for a pound of medicinal marijuana and codeine tablets and hands me a prescription for Carl Benjamin confirming it really was THE Sargon of Akkad
>Nervously tell him I admire him for him standing up to Anita Sarkeesian and that he's my hero
>Says "Thanks man, I really appreciate it"
>Spill spaghetti and do a Hitler salute in reference to Kekistan but forget to mention it's related to Kekistan
>He smiles and leaves the pharmacy rolling up a blunt
>>79380141
highland women are better but not by much
I'm going to have to assume you're basing this opinion on one specific woman or something
Wish I could cry myself to sleep. Best I can do nowadays is unfeeling drunken stupor
>>79380184
kek
>>79380202
Had a dream once where I made friends, got a girlfriend, and got my life together. It honestly felt like an entire year went by. Then I woke up and realized it was just a dream.
Anything comfier than bacon butties and a cuppa?
don't remember when I last cried and I'm no stranger to depression
reckon you aren't properly depressed and just get sad if u actually cry
Watching a movie about two Portuguese sailors stuck in Japan. My only thought is, they look for too white to be Portuguese.
>>79379022
if they sold these at my grocery store i'd buy it
>>79380334
I only cry when I'm high or drunk. I don't cry sober.
>>79380124
>>79380174
This, I can't sleep unless I'm completely relaxed and lost in thought (which in practice usually involves a lot of alcohol)
How the FUCK can you fall asleep if you're so distressed that you're literally crying? Eliott Rodger did this basically every night according to his diary
*farts*
>>79380334
you're just repressing your emotions
it's not healthy
screen just went orange
>>79380389
*takes in a good whiff*
>>79380334
same
>>79380202
Doesn't matter why
Made me feel really sick. Didn't try to cry myself to sleep just fell asleep whilst crying. Weird because I'm usually really bad at sleeping
I felt much better today.
>>79380334
You don't understand
just crashed 4chan
I'm long past actually crying about my horrible situation
fucking normies with your emotions, I bet you arent even medicated
*posts an image*
>>79380389
*sniffs deeply*
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Favorite Vietnam song lads?
https://youtu.be/TLV4_xaYynY
>>79380464
creedence clearwater revival - it ain't me
I'm a happy person
Mao Zedong was a literal chad
>>79380514
you're just repressing your depression
>>79380464
paint it black
going to prison
>>79380538
you mean he had 80 IQ
honestly if you aren't earning over £5k/month after tax at 25, you're a failure, simple as.
>>79380564
alri 190
>>79380454
bottom row second to left is hottest most want fuk
>>79380538
>dude lets destroy all our cultural heritage so that I can hold onto power
people like him make me sick
>>79380514
then you're not paying attention
TIM IS ON A ROAD TRIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSKe732qy4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSKe732qy4
>>79380608
that's a drawing mate
>>79380464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rnxQBizoU
>>79380464
who /risingstorm2/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf_xZVhaAKs
Teehee
I met Carl Benjamin in Vancouver, where he's known as Carlos Benjamino. I've never seen a living man burn through so much BC bud in a day. He only smokes blunts, fat blunts, and it doesn't look like they effect him at all. He was in BC because he was breeding a super strain of weed with 99.99% THC.
>>79380622
he's driving to america
>>79380538
he was a fucking retard brute
>>79380608
Grow up
Want to get a cat but I reckon my staffie would maul it
>>79380391
no im not
you really think everyone who doesnt cry all the time is repressing their emotions?
>>79380622
blessings of the nines be with him
>>79380608
be respectful of anime please
>Want to get a cat
>>79380688
yeah
>>79380705
It's only cause I live on a farm where there are loads of mice
>>79380630
Vietcong was the best Vietnam game series tbqh, wish they made a new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuYL-keoGvU
>>79380622
excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0KcJCTuTZs
>>79380464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0
>>79380713
well you're wrong
go cry about it x
>>79380630
fun game but I feel like i spend half my time dead
>>79380735
who took the photo?
dog died today
>>79380733
Absolute whopper of a game mate but have you played RS2? It's so immersive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86BOgI3HD3Q
>>79380756
OH FUCK OFF
>>79380790
Nah I don't really game much these days, loved the original Red Orchestra though.