Labour edition
way too fucking early
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekoIUF5JQw
hello
B R I G G S
>>79376189
>Alcohol can be quite philosophical too though
Greeks were permanently shitfaced. Their wine was cut but it was found to be around 30% proof. Makes you wonder what wonders the Gauls discovered, who apparently drunk ancient wine neat
sue
1. The Finns don’t say that someone is “pedantic”… they say they “fuck a comma” (nussia pilkkua).
2. The Finns don’t say it “rains cats and dogs”… they say, “it’s pouring from Esteri’s ass” (sataa kuin Esterin perseestä).
3. The Finns don’t say someone is “drunk”… they say they “threw asses on their shoulders” (perseet olalla).
4. The Finns don’t say someone is “ugly”… they say they “look like a predatory birds ass” (naama kuin petolinnun perse).
5. The Finns don’t say someone “looks unpleased”…they say they their “face is like an elephant’s cunt” (naama norsun vitulla).
6. The Finns don’t say someone is “full of themselves”… they say they “have piss going to their head” (kusi noussut päähän).
7. The Finns don’t say “let’s go”… they say “let’s go cows, the bull has a boner” (let’s go lehmät, sonnilla seisoo)
was a really lovely time for me watching rick and morty for the first time. i remember it was after a party and i was slightly depressed and hungover, and decided to see what the fuss was about this show (season 1 had just finished). pirated it that morning and watched it all that day in my PJs with a blanket. really nice, nothing amazing but it was kinda funny and really quite uplifting to me. it seemed smart and self aware and i just had a really comfy time. very melancholic emory, but more happy than sad.
then i discovered the disgusting fanbase. and 4chan shitting all over it. it's nothing incredible,. nothing revolutionary, but it was kinda special. shame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpISxZzLh48
>>79376390
bitch pen
hello, is there a /brit/ discord?
>>79376390
POST SUES TITS
b r i g g s
.
>first day of uni
>got on the wrong bus
>didn't realise until about an hour later
>got off the bus and took two buses to get to the uni
>lectures were finished by the time I got there
>>79376415
I like the dog episode
that ones lovely
even if it does have a rather dated inception parody attached to it
racism is against the rules
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
4chan.org/rules
no more n-word, no more slurs of any kind okay sweaties x
>>79376436
discord.com/?invite=G6saU811dH
>>79376330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuptlXE4sSs
ah yes, its not sexual x
the UK is the greatest country in the world, I don't know why you lot want to move out. You have the best nature and countrysides. Mountains and trees don't exist here
anime
>>79376415
had a similar experience listening to bjork - debut for the first time except without the backlash
>>79376479
it's not the countryside we have a problem with it's everything else
>>79376465
yank
>>79376365
The Greeks also ate some psychedelic fish and a type of fermented honey that made you hallucinate
did you know they also wiped their arses with stones
>>79376432
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1505159725983.webm
>>79376437
>>79376479
>You have the best nature
Questionable but yeah the english have a nice countryside.
Truly believe the Garden of Eden was supposed to be in England, not Asia.
>>79376473
that one says invite expired
>>79376391
im a leg man
3 more hours until i can sleep lads
want to shag sue
ABOUT TO ENTER SLEEP MODE LADS
Aisha
My pure catholic beauty
>>79376465
neger
>>79376521
just move to the country, it's so comfy
>>79376556
it's the best because it's all accessible and right at their doorsteps
>>79376585
nonce
you arrive in southampton
>>79376591
>aisha
>pure
>>79376391
im a tights man
>>79376534
Yeah they were also ripped as fuck. Absolute mandem
>Oh man we're drunk as fuck, let's go work out at the gym
>OK
>>79376561
discord.com/?invite=sT00pldKnT
>>79376540
who won season 6
NEED a bimbo gf lads
>>79376615
good lad
>>79376591
>cath*lics
not a fan of pseudo-paganism
>>79376631
they worked out in the nude too, bit gay 2bh. their word for idiot meant someone who did not participate in politics
WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ANIME!?
>>79376646
chebs look like Harry Hill
And there in the lawless backwaters of the internet, I found a community that spoke out to me in pure contempt. A crazy, anarchist pseudo-state that would leave even the maddest of dictators scratching their heads. They goaded me to participate in their ritual "shitposting", or else I was to be cast out as a "redditor" never to return. So being the simple New York boy that I am, I posted "any [x]man in" posts, and toil posts and even tried my hand at Rorke bait posts until I could shitpost no more. While my time here was short, I caught a glimpse of the human condition that only the Da Vinci's of this world were able to capture. A testament to the fortitude of the human spirit, I returned home with a newfound appreciation of the unique and bizarre, and one hell of a hangover. Like they always say... bada bing, bada boom.
does anyone have the Aisha pic of her arse in the thong with the cuban flag covering her fanny?
>>79376614
remove this
Oooh, look what you made me do
>>79376676
lol
what is the best episode of red dwarf
for me, it's Queeg
JUST YOU
AND I
JUST YOOOO-UUUU
AND I-I
>>79376682
yeh
>>79376688
shit song shit music video based off of lady gag's one where she had mickey mouse glasses on and fell off a ledge
>>79376705
theyre all shit and unfunny for weird old spergs
Doing a huge smelly shite
>>79376688
>>79376447
unit isn't for everyone lad
>>79376479
you just live in a cunt shittier than ours. For me its yankland, tfw no home in the middle of nowhere with a wardrobe full of rifles
>>79376682
Puban flag in this case
are lois
>>79376641
sue obviously
https://youtu.be/P27ZsrQ_wFE?t=29
(WARNING OFFENSIVE)
>>79376705
>red dwarf
Only fools and horses tier
Utter crap
>>79376614
seen more meat on dead mice
>>79376614
lol did she really post this?
>>79376746
i like the netherlands
although he is right it is extremely flat and the weather isnt much better than here even
>>79376746
NL is basically UK-lite the culture is eerily similar
>>79376540
'once
>>79376772
not a fan of her look here 2bh
>>79376791
There's a few more lewd than this desu.
never have a bottle opener so I just use a park bench
>>79376784
>Only Fools
>crap
t. Rasheed Al-Bim-Bani, aged 12
>red dwarf
haha more like reddit dwarf
my religion forbids me from drinking alcohol so i never have a beer opening problem
wonder if sue is a virgin
bet she is
>>79376776
Buffeting
>>79376611
this is my picture
the american JRR Tolkien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
>>79376799
thats the cover of the same magazine
reddit is the superior website
>>79376837
>>79376742
hate this vapid obnoxious smug self-indulgent child
>>79376891
what a whore
>>79376906
genuinely funny scene
>>79376705
>>79376891
they fucked her up she looks better these days
>>79376906
>>79376935
thats a really good one too
>>79376906
peak comedy
>>79376677
pretty good
>16. Angry Finns don’t say they will “kill you” …they offer to “take you behind the sauna” (Viedä saunan taakse).
NEED a crane wife
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
meow meow meow
anyone ever headed out to the woods or the mountains or whatever looking for magic mushrooms? how easy are they to find? I know you can acquire serious amounts of lethal poison from common plants and weeds that grow ubiquitously if you know what to do with them so surely they must be similarly easy to find?
always used to hear anecdotally about certain areas around town where they grew but never actually went looking for them myself
>>79376906
what episode is this?
In ancient Greece, men with potbellies were thought to be exceptional leaders.
>>79376935
looks like a primus video
pls send dick pics
[email protected]
>>79377074
https://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/
why?
>>79377044
my favourite video
>>79377051
EP1SE6
>>79377050
you want to go to fields with sheep in
woods is a waste of time
>>79377050
cow pastures are the best place to find them
my friend raises angus cattle and magic mushrooms grow on their shit
>>79376919
wrong
>>79376938
debatable/wrong
>>79377050
extremely easy, fields with moss on rocks is a good indicator
go on shroomery.org and lurk it
>>79376439
This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream, the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming, radiant marble. I'd known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return. A reunion with the deepest well-springs of my being. Wandering about, I noticed happily that the house had been immaculately maintained. There'd been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way that blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and carefree, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced, a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were, in this moment, one. My vision ended, and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best in all things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_QoIvnkN7w
who else watching liar on itv1, whod o we believe so far lads?
>>79377152
haha your waifu is a whore
the future gf
>>79377050
here
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/2644234/fpart/1
>>79377187
>Biosphere on /brit/
What strange realm have I passed into?
>>79376996
wish people would appreciate it, changed all three /ck/ references to /brit/ references, expected some good reactions. sometimes you swing for the fences and miss
>>79377201
this looks like a doll
>>79377050
They literally grow in my local park 2bh
>>79377050
Used to pick them up on the moors near my town. They're fairly common but obviously only in the more rural parts of the country. They're should be loads in Ireland but I'd definitely take someone who knows exactly what to look for with you wouldn't want to accidentally pick anything poisonous.
>>79377280
it's extremely easy to ID them and if you fail at doing that you just take a spore print
Cause we like having fun at other peoples expense
Cutting people down is just a minor offense
Nigger
"I hate hospitals" is this the line of the year?
big nig
>>79377249
Appreicited the effort behind it but didn't fully get what it was supposed to be a reference to. Nice job though I guess.
>>79377260
she essentially is
>>79376415
nice post
want a perfect looking gf but you have to be rich or good looking to get one (most of these girls won't accept anything other than wealth AND looks) and i'm ugly and poor
>>79377215
cheers m8. might go on the hunt while I'm still off work
really want an electric car
poo?
>>79377412
2, 5, 3, 1, 4
>>79377420
>ugly and poor
tough luck pal
*swoops in and steals your girl*
whoa black betty bam ba lam
>>79377420
can't imagine anyone outside a council estate thinking the slag you just posted is perfect
>>79377412
nonce
>>79377420
effort of a sexy gf desu
average would suit me down to the ground at this stage
>>79377463
black betty had a chil' bam a lam
>>79377420
FOY bimboposter go project your insecurities somewhere else this is a man's general
>>79376637
That's an invite to use Discord, not a server invite
woowoo gonna have a poo gonna go to the toilet and poo in the loo gonna shit on the bowl and maybe do a wee gonna farty poo fart poo poo arse poo wee from the willy poo in the toilet
>>79377424
good luck lad, before you pick them make sure you flick the cap and let the spores fall off so they grow again alternatively sprinkle the spores in a secluded area so only you can get them
>>79377529
You're a sT00pId KnT you know that?
>>79376672
It's all brain dead and I hate investing 20 minutes into something for it all just to be boring cliche tropes and bad romance that never pays off, as well as the shit-eaters that it attracts
General stigma combined with all the reasons that stigma exists, as they are almost all real and correct
:-(
>>79377467
she is mate, sexually only though. she'd be 10/10 in bed bimbos are the best sex
got a hankering for a motorbike lads
my car is good but a lot of my mates have bikes and it looks like great craic
imagine alan partridge without the laugh track.
>>79377402
that exactly something the guy would say in his show about visiting whatever obscure place. just saw it as a witty satire of his mannerisms
literally going to buy this
£8000 and looks like great fun
>>79377463
you watching The Hitman's Bodyguard too haha?
night lads
>>79376391
who is this lad?
there's a really cute nerdy girl who works at one of the grocery stores near my house
she's tiny too can't be a hair over 5'0" which is just my type (not a manlet just love short girls)
want to empty my bollocks into her fanny
Why are Americans so utterly obsessed with this country?
>>79377643
*tucks you in*
>>79377662
nonce
>>79377631
no, is it good
>>79377636
5 >>>>>>>>>>>> 3214
>>79377651
who is this, lad?**
Den Tipperary song wenn ich bitten darf!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pddW-HeHAwo
>>79377631
>tfw I thought someone had interest in old Southern tunes
You broke my heart,
and killed me and tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire.
>>79377651
ari_maj
https://www.instagram.com/ari_maj/
>>79377664
cos they have no culture btw u will notice it's only white americans, the black americans are the only ones with culture (and the jews lol)
>>79377412
The 2000s must have been the ugliest period for slags they're make-up is god awful with those garishly thin eyebrows, the outfits are a hot mess of unflattering and revealing. Glad we live in a slagnessicance full of """classy""" tight skirts and dresses, skin tight jeans/shorts and well done make-up.
country is finished. muzzies have well and truly taken over
>>79377708
boring rubbish film
>>79377591
enjoy dying or attending a mates funeral at some point
>>79377739
>>79377636
>>79377746
The big hair as well fml
>>79377724
kin hellllllll
what should i wnak to lads
>>79377784
*shoots you*
stop attacking yanks
>>79377785
coward, the funnest things in life are the most dangerous
>>79377728
But why Britain? Why not Germany or France or whatever it is they come from?
>>79377627
was parked next to something similar outside aldi earlier. can't imagine how self-conscious I'd be driving one of them fucking things around. dont care how cost-effective they probably are
>>79377822
So they don't have to learn another language
>>79377809
>>79377822
cos they speak english and bc of the nazi stigma and bc the best thing from france (food) they haven't had and not to mention american food is somehow even worse than ours
is there a /brit/ discord?
>>79377714
Everyone knows that dadrock classic in about a million different adverts and it's always on the jukebox.
>>79377412
youre going to get permabanned they're clearly jailbait
>>79377822
Language barrier. Yanks literally cannot into foreign languages
>>79377566
fuck, why would I ever actually READ a link?
>>79377838
Self conscious? I'm autismo but I'd love the attention. half of the reason you buy these things if because of the wahheys you get from people
you lot are fucking obsessed with yanks, its pathetic
>>79377865
just post in the leftypol discord, theres multiple people here that use it
>>79377746
I wasn't complaining back then. Loved the slags at school showing a bit of thong in those tight trousers
>>79377785
lots of things are dangerous, doesn't make it not worth doing
thinking of tirmming my toe hairs, thoughts?
>>79377809
have u seen this
>>79377724
If you refuse to ever work, go to the jobcentre, or participate in any way in society will the British welfare state still support you?
>>79377935
alri Frodo
>>79377822
Because they are part of the anglosphere and you may not like what I am about to say but their culture is similar to yours
t. been to UK and USA
>>79377728
yeah mate being on food stamps and shooting each-other is great culture
>>79377412
'
>>79377821
I didn't find it fun...
Binge watching Game of Thrones season 7 haha what am i like
>>79377680
pretty good 2bf. chemistry between Reynolds and SLJ is a bit forced at times but lands every now and then. good car chase scenes too even if they're not my thing in general
good yarn but will probably forget watching it in a weeks time
>>79377955
literally all decent yank music is done or inspired by blacks just a fact
>>79377949
not unless you can prove you have a disability/mental illness
>>79377627
>8 grand
holy fuck mate, just get a bike
>>79377949
no, because you need to go to the jobcentre to sign on for bennies
>>79377539
stellar post
Have literally never seen an American speak a foreign language with any degree of competence. It's sort of sad really.
>>79377982
stay bluepilled
>>79377627
Wahey
>>79377978
want her to munch on my bollocks with those giant chompers
>>79377982
Deluded
rate the arse lads
gf says its getting a bit too big, but i said that its trendy being thicc
the amen break is iconic (invented by blacks)
>>79378010
excuse me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqwzvtjeYBQ
>>79377838
I love it says it fits two people. Can't imagine how cramped you'd be desu
this chick's so hot. fap to her all th etime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRZD846-1F8
>>79378040
thicc/10
>>79378079
foy
niggers are better at music, stop being a baby and just enjoy it innit
>>79378076
sounds absolutely shit. also hip-hop is for low class people who commit crime
i'll come running to tie your shooooes
>>79378142
ever heard of drum and bass retard
>>79377921
Can't deny they make a bit more effort nowadays. All though old school slags did have a certain charm to them. That being said lads used to dress like twerps too, I mean they still sort of do but it seems like they're at least trying not to look like bellends. As much as I have fond memories of it the 2000s has got to be one of the ugliest and least aesthetically pleasing eras of all time.
>>79378040
dont be sleeping on my boy pathicc
>>79378108
>>79378157
no one has heard of drum and bass lol
>>79378108
they had a few good decades
they're shit now
JANNY AHHH
oasis were fucking shite, slowdivw were far better
>>79378164
>he was too young to remember the 90's with people in shell suits, denim jackets and bowl cuts
>>79378207
pulp were better than both
suede were the thinking man's oasis
>>79378183
head in the sand
blacks invented house music as well
YOU'RE LOCKED IN TO /BRIT/ FM
BRINGING YOU THE FRESHEST TUNES AROUND THE WORLD
LET'S MAKE A STOP OFF AT THE TECHNO CAPITAL OF THE WORLD...THE ONE, THE ONLY BERLIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoxUiqUpkw4
janny no!
>>79378183
>tf
>tp
???
>>79378170
Is this post trying to imply that white people are behind the production of all hip hop? Pretty sure most producers are black.
>>79378170
don't listen to mainstream wank anyway and there is nothing wrong with sampling
literally discovered so many obscure top choons from the 60s/70s/80s via samples
>>79378190
just listen to the old shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
white people music
>>79378287
techno? techno thanks mate hahaha
>>79378290
just staying under radar
>>79378279
Not really white people invented disco and Frankie Knuckles just stole disco tracks and mixed them with eurobeat pop, hence house music was born.
It wasn't an original creation
favorite music atm is from an all black all female band haha
janny let GO
>american "music"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
>>79378236
That shit's cool now dummy. Can honestly not fathom voi jeans,shutter shades and hair gel making a return anytime soon.
>>79377827
xev is just amazing desu xx
>>79378287
BRINGING SOME BREAKBEAT ONTO THE DECKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW4YfSxBeAw
>>79378324
unironic choon, better than black people talking about how much they paid for a gat and how good they are at selling crack
>tfw currently successful in pretty much every aspect of life but it's all about to go tits up and you're depressed as fuck
ah yes....
>>79377846
ashamed of my dick twitching at this
>yank rorkes literally pretend to like country music
>>79377746
>well done makeup
hate the kardashian look all the roasties have these days
why do we never have meetups any more?
Lot of Primus fans in /brit/
>>79378355
Trying to say blacks have no meaningful influence on music is like saying blacks have no meaningful influence on the 100m sprint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSTePqMV2QU
Deep into Byzantine Chant lads.
>>79378369
can't beat a bit of the ol' primus
white male "music"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J51LPlP-s9o
/garagehouse/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jsaQEodhfc
>>79378489
john the fisherman is my top fav to be H
>>79378470
>he doesn't like Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson or Johnny Rebel or fucking ELVIS
>>79378489
i like ween but not primus
>>79378470
country is class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68VUrXL0uqs
choon
making banana bread
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcHs2f2TSxI
CHOON
>>79378477
This. Basic bitches.
>>79378479
because the last one went so well haha
any1 seen that russian movie called 14 or something?
its about a 14 y/o russian kid falling in love with a 10/10 qt and everything works out in the end.
on youtube.
>>79378495
Did I say that? I said they took white people music and mixed it into something new. Why are you so angry? Did you not meet todays crack quota?
FULL-TIME
West Ham 2-0 Huddersfield
All over and West Ham's season is up and running while the pressure is eased on Slaven Bilic somewhat.
For Huddersfield, welcome to the Premier League.
>>79378437
ah yes, the only rap that exists is gangster rap
you must be about 17
>>79378470
mong
thinking about it meme grips' mc ride is probably the only black person whose music ive enjoyed in the past few years
tend not to listen to much jazzin' 'n' jivin' though
>>79378479
we never did
Newcastle and manny were the only open meetups and both failed
the rest have been by inner circles arranged out of the thread
I'm an introverted, funny, feminist vegetarian.
>>79378610
It's 90 percent of it. The best rapper is also white, lmao
>>79378634
>not vegan
fuck off cow rapist
>>79378650
brainlet
I need feminism because ______
>>79378574
World war 1 was the greatest tragedy in human history
>>79378597
devastating
still keeping my prediction of a 'pool, united, huddersfield and burnley champions league though
>>79378650
you had better not be thinking of eminem
see this sat alone at the bar
wat do
>yanks celebrate 9/11 day today
bizarre people
>>79378477
Prefer it to the horrendous clown make up of the noughties.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r0HnIr6jYWU
Dadchoon
>>79378610
I listened to rap all the time as a teenager but then I got older and realised they complain about how bad they're treated by society and police but then also brag about the crimes they commit in the same songs
>>79378704
nah lad, the man in the iron mask
>>79378719
i know someone whose birthday it is today
>>79378692
this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Pd527GN48&t=96s
>>79378711
>Eating
Fat whore. Do not approach
>>79378499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnrOwiYqTcc
More of a Latin man myself
>>79378711
compliment her on her tights
ask if i may feel her tights
>>79378704
>>79378671
don't care. he's sold 4 times as much as any black rapper, he literally made it okay for white people to rap again. stay slinging crack, niggers
>>79378746
did you get them a card
>>79378711
jesus christ
>>79378730
awful image
awful link
awful post
awful flag
awful awful awful just awful
>>79378711
OI MYSIDE
OI DARLIN IM TALKIN TO YOU BLUD
RAAAAH YOU A SPICE YANKNOW GIRL
>>79378711
c-cześć
>>79378775
>this is your brain on weed
>>79378859
dont smoke weed. better than your brain on crack
/balk/
Because quality does matter2
>>79378650
honestly please stop like what are you 12?
>>79378907
for someone who claims to have got the message from psychs, you're pretty dense
>>79379033
>>79378996
I'm just baiting I don't actually think Eminem is the best rapper. Masta Ace or Rakim IMHO