/brit/

aussie runt btfo

we are witnessing the end of civilised society as we know it

it all comes tumbling down

imagine going for a piss and doing a poo instead lmao plop plop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM

>>79363044
lol

>>79362943
this is my proxy

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so is 235 the official new post limit?

>>79363852
>235
More like 225

Fuck off

>>79361661
>>79361661
>>79361661

>>79361661
>>79361661
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>>79363870
You mean like Due South?

Slip inside the eye of your mind

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*jiggles your boobies*

>>79363965
It's p. good

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Now then lads

>>79364000
*wags tail in anticipation*

don't know which thread to post it

GONNA FLY A PLANE INTO A BUILDING IN REMEMBRANCE OF 11/9 LADS

stop making threads so early you stupid cunts

>>79364043
but it's such fun to split the general and make /brit/ basically unusable for an hour or two

EARLY /BRIT/ MEANS THE THREAD WILL BE SHIT (x3)

what are the characteristics of a feminine penis

>>79364081
>but it's such fun to split the general and make /brit/ basically unusable for an hour or two
exaggerating don't you think

OLD NEW
>>79360292
>>79360292
>>79360292
RECYCLE

>>79364092
looks a bit feminine

>>79364107
not really

>>79364092
its on a girl

>>79364127
but im using /brit/ so you are exaggerating

>>79364143
lol

>>79364092
small and smooth

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>>79364092
>>79364122
>>79364135
>>79364161

tell me 3 of your fetishes lads

>>79364190
'est
'ing
'tation

>>79364190
Early /brit/ threads
Triggering lefties
Sucking off a nice feminine 'enis

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>>79364200

don't like this reply to the other thread 'immick

I'm not intelligent enough to know which thread to post in

>>79364258
'ot a 'an 'o thi' 'immick 'ither

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how did we lose lads

>>79364210
zest
bopping
meditation?

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fucking gyppos in the park again

henry the 8th i am i am

>>79364312
puttering at this

whats your 9/11 resolution gonna be

>>79362861
THAT's what runts look like?!
WTF I love runts now

>>79364145
44 post whoopee

picture me giving a damn

>>79364287
baffling to think that it went on for so long that even most people born in the middle of it had died before it ended

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_K99Ff5tE

>>79364349
alri 'gin

smelling me own *brraaaappp* la

pretty rank, haven't pooed yet tbqh ngl

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79364353
wonder if they even imagine there not being a war

>>79364372
Twin Peaks is so much a show for hipster dufuses tbqh, can't remember why I even enjoyed the original now

>>79364416
FUCK OFF FUCK OF

just clicked on a reddit link to r/massivecocks as a joke haha

>>79364435
because coop is a lad

>The parents of a six-year-old boy have removed him from his primary school in a row over whether another pupil should be recognised as transgender.
>Nigel and Sally Rowe said their son became confused as to why the child dressed as both a boy and a girl.
>The Diocese of Portsmouth, which runs the Church of England school on the Isle of Wight, said it was required to "respect diversity of all kinds".

>The couple believe the school should have consulted all parents.

>Mrs Rowe told the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme that when they spoke with the school, which is not being identified, they were told "if a child wants to do that then we just have to accept it".
>The couple said under the school's bullying policy their son faced being disciplined for "mis-gendering" the six-year-old pupil.
>Two years ago they removed their eldest son from the same school in a separate row about a different transgender child.
>The Rowes say the suggestion that gender is fluid conflicts with their Christian beliefs as a family and they are seeking a legal challenge against the school's actions.

im not a huge tranny fan
ESPECIALLY not kid trannies
but tbqh in this case these parents are whiny twats and should shut the fuck up. "ooooh you need to get the permission of EVERY parent before you let a student wear girl clothes" shut the fuck up mate no you dont. the school is in charge, they dont need everyones permission before they scratch their arse.

additionally the fact that the parents apparently did the exact same thing a few years earlier makes me think theyre just arseholes spoiling for a fight and trying to make trouble

>>79364455
i wanked over that sub for a laugh lol. imagine being so gay that you do that unironically haha

>>79364445
*breathes in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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she works at 4chan

>>79364470
>coop
ah yes

*sips coffee*

im fu**in bored

>>79364504
this is INCREDIBLE coffee!

bum

wtf im not going to watch twin peaks now!

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>>79364504

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please support sue in her new acting role programme airs this week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFC5rJgcDsQ

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television

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post naughty kpop webms

A long long time ago
I can still remember how
That music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
Something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
So

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues

I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died
I started singin'

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

NOT supporting that senile old cunt after wasting my time and Memeholland Drive

>>79364552
>humor

stopped reading foy

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What's the best electric razor for trimming pubes?

>>79364552

im a pickle rick

>>79364552
fair enough

>>79364557
'ce

ISPs should be held accountable for any dips in the speeds they guarantee and you should be allowed to sue them for thousands every time it happens.

>>79364567
good track

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>>79364554

aaaaaaargh

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wtf this game is so realistic

>trying to do some cheeky learning
>uni's site is fucked
AHH! NOT FAIR!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *falls on the floor and starts screaming*
FIX IT! MOMMY! FIXXY FIXXY NOW NOW NOW!

>>79364604
just use the foldout sideburn trimmer bit of any electric razor

t. expert

The suburbs they are dreaming
They're a twinkle in her eye
She's been feeling frisky
Since her husband said goodbye
She wears a low cut T-shirt runs a little B&B
She's most accommodating when she's in her lingerie

Wife swapping is the future
You know that it would suit you

Yes, they're stereotypes
There must be more to life
All your life you are dreaming
And then you stop dreaming
From time to time you know
You should be going on another bender

The suburbs they are sleeping
But he's dressing up tonight
She likes a man in uniform he loves to wear it tight
They're on the lovers sofa they're on the patio
And when the fun is over watch themselves on video

The neighbors may be staring
But they are just past caring

any northern man in

never touched a fanny. what's it like?

>>79364655
suport sues programe

only ever trim my pubes with scissors

>>79364647

is this an edgy modern day mod?

>>79364682
Like a handful of flesh

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
'Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growin' thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river

London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But when we were talking I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning, and I, I live by the river

The ice age is coming, the sun is zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growin' thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
London is drowning, and I, I live by the river

Now get this

London calling, yes, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?

I never felt so much a' like a'like a'like

>>79364647
What game is this my anglo freund?

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>>79364647
victoria 3 when

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-41224146

>The couple said under the school's bullying policy their son faced being disciplined for "mis-gendering" the six-year-old pupil
>>>>>>>>>>>>at """"""""""""""six""""""""""" years old

fucking hell

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>Got the GF
>Got the good job
>Still depressed

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*WALKS TOWARDS YOU*

>>79364682
feels like a fanny

>>79364703
its the cold war enhancement mod and I wouldn't really call it edgy
its pretty interesting for simulating decolonization and the cold war and stuff

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GOD DON'T REAL MARTY
NOTHING MATTERS LIFE IS MEANINGLESS *hallucinates*
I turned myself into a pickle Marty
I'M PICKLE RUUUUUUUUUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSKe732qy4

tim is away on a trip today

>>79364733
victoria 2 by parajew interactive

site's working again :-)
edit: nvm

>>79364807
always wanted to get into vicky2 but it looks so complicated

>>79364731
overrated

enormous brain: 9/11 was specificity targeting 4 or 5 important people and the other 3000 were just collateral damage

>>79364736
read between the lines lad
>"the couple said" he "faced" being disciplined
read: hes not going to be disciplined but since its technically possible he might be the parents will hide behind their son and use him as an emotional hostage

also they did the exact same thing 2 years earlier
these parents are obviously just using "OHHH WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILLLDREEEENNNNN?????" to get attention and some money from the school

Wish we never had an empire and we were just some cloudy island with a meme language no one spoke so wogs wouldn't come here desu

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>>79364799

About to try and hit 88mph so he can do WTC

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, "Bill, I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star
If I could get out of this place"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
And the manager gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, "Man, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feeling alright

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>>79364731
their worst song

>>79364827
suport

Billy, he's down by the railroad tracks
Sittin' low in the back seat of his Cadillac
Diamond Jackie, she's so intact
She falls so softly beneath him
Jackie's heels are stacked, Billy's got cleats on his boots
Together they're gonna boogaloo down Broadway and come back home with the loot
It's midnight in Manhattan, this is no time to get cute
It's a mad dog's promenade
So walk tall, or baby, don't walk at all

Fish lady, fish lady, fish lady, she baits them tenement walls
She won't take corner boys, ain't got no money and they're so easy
I said, "Hey baby, won't you take my hand, walk me down Broadway
I'm a young man and I talk real loud, yeah baby, walk real proud for you
So shake it away, so shake away your street life
And hook up to the train
Hook up to the night train
Hook it up, hook up to the, hook up to the train"
But I know that she won't take the train
No, she won't take the train
No, she won't take the train
No, she won't take the train
She's afraid them tracks are gonna slow her down
And when she turns, this boy'll be gone
So long, sometimes you just gotta walk on

Hey vibes man, hey jazz man, play me your serenade
Any deeper blue and you're playin' in your grave
Save your notes, don't spend 'em on the blues boy
Save your notes, don't spend 'em on the darlin' yearlin' sharp boy
Straight for the church note ringin', vibes man sting a trash can
Listen to your junk man
Listen to your junk man
Listen to your junk man
Listen to your junk man
He's singin', singin', singin', singin'
All dressed up in satin, walkin' past the alley
Watch out for your junk man
Watch out for your junk man
Watch out for your junk man

>>79364854
yeah but if we didn't have an empire we wouldn't be first world in the present day

>>79364835

Paradox games aren't even that complex. Just start playing it. If you want a real Impossible to learn autism sim try Aurora

>>79364835
you can learn it just by playing it and messing around with the different menus. you can't go wrong by playing a country like prussia or france

love hiding these gay song lyric posts

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>>79364854
>tfw no comfy britain that's just mostly orchards, farms and fields of sheep
>tfw no comfy population of 20 million

>>79364857
scenes from an italian restaurant is his best song

>>79364884
googled it just there
>The wiki and its 1,368 pages are managed and maintained by contributors from the Aurora community.

Biblical rain here

>>79364909
would rather have 5 or so million with everyone owning a bunch of land

>>79364857
love this song ngl

>>79364880
Yes we would we'd just join the EU and get the EU monies from Germany.

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>>79364861
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Who's in the bunker? Who's in the bunker?
Women and children first, and the children first, and the children
I'll laugh until my head comes off
I'll swallow until I burst, until I burst, until I
Who's in the bunker? Who's in the bunker?
I have seen too much!
I haven't seen enough, you haven't seen it
I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first and children first and children

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice Age coming, Ice Age coming
Let me hear both sides, let me hear both sides, let me hear both
Ice Age coming, Ice Age coming
Throw it on the fire, throw it on the fire, throw it on the
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening, happening
Mobiles skwerking, mobiles chirping
Take the money and run, take the money and run
Take the money!

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

And first, and the children, and first, and the children
And first, and the children, and first, and the children
And first, and first, and the children
And first, and the children
And first, and the children, and first, and the children
And first, and first, and the children
And first, and the children, and first, and the children
And first, and the children, and first, and the children

Pishing all over some runt's town.

t. God

Just found out I have GRID lads

All these accidents that happen
Follow the dots
Coincidence makes sense only with you
You don't have to speak
I feel

Emotional landscapes
They puzzle me
The riddle gets solved
And you push me up to

This state of emergency
How beautiful to be!
State of emergency
Is where I want to be.

All that no one sees you see
What's inside of me
Every nerve that hurts you heal
Deep inside of me
You don't have to speak
I feel

Emotional landscapes
They puzzle me
Confuse
Can the riddle get solved?
And you push me up to this...

State of emergency
How beautiful to be!
State of emergency
Is where I want to be

State of emergency
How beautiful to be!

Emotional landscapes
They puzzle me
The riddle gets solved
And you push me up to this

State of emergency
How beautiful to be!
State of emergency
Is where I want to be

State of emergency
How beautiful to be!

State of emergency.
State of emergency.

How beautiful
Emergency
Is where I want to be

State of emergency
How beautiful to be!
State of emergency
Is where I want to be

>>79365026
puttering at this

im the king of /brit/

>>79364983
did not read lmfao

>>79365026
whats that

I still remember when
you used to be my friend
how could you take everything we had
and throw it all away
the sound of silence is getting old
stuck inside this hell
your heart may beat but still is cold
tell me how low can you go

you don’t ever STOP STOP STOP
until you get your way
and I’m getting SICK SICK SICK
more than I’d ever say
I bite my tongue
every time and keep it in
because you won’t ever STOP STOP STOP
until the bitter end
so here we go
until it all breaks down

I still remember when
you used to be my friend
I’m sorry if somehow
you think I’ll take the blame
you’re wrong
take a look inside the mirror
go point the finger at yourself

you don’t ever STOP STOP STOP
until you get your way
and I’m getting SICK SICK SICK
more than I’d ever say
I bite my tongue every time and keep it in
because you won’t ever STOP STOP STOP
until the bitter end when it breaks

building these four falls around yourself
a prison cell you call your home
thinking it’s easier by yourself
with no ones help
but you’re so wrong

>>79365085

i read this

>>79364861
>>79364982

Will you lads be quiet!

>all these posts in the wrong thread
my feathers are getting rattled lads

I'm the king of JFs in /brit/

the worst part of giving up drugs is when you feel healthy again and want to buy more

Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here?
Oh, baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby,
'Cause I need to know now, oh, because...
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
Oh, baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy, you got me blinded
Oh, baby, baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me, baby,
'Cause I need to know now, oh, because...
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh, baby, baby
How was I supposed to know?
Oh, pretty, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess
That my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess that my loneliness
Is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time

https://twitter.com/yuzu_amanatsu/status/905033255283376128

what a fucking weirdo

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alri

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore, I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love, both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens every day

I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door, I must have it painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the setting sun
My love will laugh with me before the morning comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I want to see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I want to see the sun blotted out from the sky
I want to see it painted, painted, painted, painted black, yeah

business idea: 9/11 theme park

I got a letter from the government the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me giving a damn, I said never
Here is a land that never gave a damn
About a brother like me and myself because they never did
I wasn't with it but just that very minute it occurred to me
The suckers had authority
Cold sweating as I dwell in my cell, how long has it been?
They got me sitting in the state pen
I gotta get out, but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I'm not a fugitive on the run
But a brother like me begun to be another one
Public enemy serving time
They drew the line y'all, to criticize me some crime
Nevertheless, they could not understand that I'm a Black man
And I could never be a veteran
On the strength, the situation's unreal
I got a raw deal, so I'm looking for the steel

last time I'm ever buying that cheap foreign beer they sell in lidl
was in bits for the whole day yesterday, only got out of bed at 6pm

In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich,
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro.

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
It's nice to be a lunatic.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
In the dock of Tiger Bay
On the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to Santa Fe
Over hills and far away

Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Two fat persons, click, click, click.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! Ow!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! hit me!

/brit/

I think we should see other people

idea: make 9/11 a national holiday

>>79365211
no thanks

based black man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy04DdrWPOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy04DdrWPOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy04DdrWPOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy04DdrWPOA

anyone else here watch drag race?
it's pretty good desu

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>>79365160

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the gf

>>79365266
>the burgers
VERY realistic

just ripped my arm off

feeling much better now

>>79365288
unfunny nig

>>79365280
>g

>>79365266
whats all that blue stuff

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>>79365318

would eat prime kate bush's arse

love my mum

I'd like to solve the puzzle: NIGGER!

>>79365333
snow you fucking dumb nig

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>>79365266

>>79365433
oh yh obviously

>>79365381
same desu

Do i need to be a normie to enjoy uni?

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love this guy

Bare hungry

>>79365266
soport su's porgarme?

>>79365575
explain

dunno how i've gotten to the ripe old age of 34 and still never been on a date or kissed a girl haha

getting the daily woes in

>>79365606
because your standards are too high or you dont try

>>79365606
found you https://youtu.be/9rPPipsbhn0

>>79365594
see
>>79364544

shes being doing an actress

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>londoners actually have to worry about moped phone thieves
cant stop laughing

>>79365606
are you bent perhaps?

looking forward to the spooky tale of susan and the suicide monster

>>79365649
my friend unironically linked me this vid and said it's you lol

>>79365637
i try just get rejected all the time lol (also probably too high standards but still sometmies i hit on munters too)
>>79365665
nope

>>79365657
oh

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lads i really want one of these
only £8000

>>79365535
who is that man

>>79365688
do you have a doctorate

>>79365729
BONO
O
N
O

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>>79365711
rrrreeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79365606
shouldn't you be having your nap grandad

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/sep/08/grooming-girls-newcastle-race-misogyny-religion-operation-sanctuary
remember lads its nothing to do with islam

>>79365736
no but 2 degrees

fucking love twin peaks, miss it so much just want it back

>>79365739
the man, the legend

>>79364847
paedophile homo


but i repeat myself

>>79365723
runt

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>graduated twice
>never kissed a girl

>>79365788
in halls both times as well I can't believe it either

>>79365746
you know what the rapists abdulla, rasheed and mohammad had in common? They were all MEN

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>>79365775

>>79365685
where/how can i watch/can/you uplaod it :)

Would your parents accept you if you were a homosexual?

>>79365847
yeah they have bought into the cultural marxist agenda

>>79365788
honestly unfathomable
>>>/britfeel/

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>don't let yourself be hurt this time

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>cultural marxist

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>>79365746
>By Chi Onwurah

>>79365920
*blocks your path*

where do you think youre going, white boy

>>79365847
yeah definitely

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Lads...

CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9hpeVwx1Ug&list=RDQ9hpeVwx1Ug

>>79365993
Wot

>>79365993
wtf... whoaaaaa...

>>79365842
it's on two days before I get to Japan and only on a local channel in Niigata so I can't be recording and uploading it myself

I'm sure some banmon fan will upload it somewhere though so I'll keep you posted

applied to be a radical centrist but failed the penis inspection by half an inch lads, I tried to argue that it was marginal but their arguments were impenetrable ffs

>>79366107
do you have to be exactly 6 inches to be a radcen?

>>79366066
zankyuu
seems like theres a couple on youtube already

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found the new girl at work's instagram
thought she was an innocent shy qt but turns out she's one of those deanette type slags who spent the summer in ibiza and has a bearded deano boyfriend

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>Come from Northern Ireland
>Hate Britain
>Just realize I also hate Ireland
Fuck, lads. Who can I vote for now?

looking for a keyboard to play music with
how many keys am i supposed to get to actually have something useful?

like they make 25 key ones but they're jokes for little twinks in clubs to fuck around with, you can't actually play a tune with only 25 keys, you've got to fuck around with pushing a button to tab "up" and "down" octaves.

>>79366066
are you Chris Broad?

uhh.. wheres the new?

about time we had a new I think

i wanna run
i wanna hide
i wanna tear down the walls that keep me inside

>>79366227
>>79366228
thread avenger is not going to be happy

>>79364854
Ireland tried that and it didn't work. Jews infect everything. Mostly because of England though.

>200+ posts and no new

anyone got any good singing pepes?

business idea: an economy that doesn't require an ever-increasing population and is okay with simply sustaining itself rather than growing year on year at the cost of social cohesion and safety

>>79366298
Racist

>>79366133
5.5 obv

Business idea: wreck other people's business ideas and coerce them into cooperating or else

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>>79366298
I got u senpai

>>79366039
You'd get killed of you posted this to facebook

>>79366381
>communism
I'd hang you in my utopia.

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>wake up
>still no gf

>>79366447
But it sounds like communism is what you want.

>>79366486
Sounds like you don't understand what communism is.

>>79366526
If you think there can be a kind of capitalism that doesn't necessitate indefinite growth then you need to learn some economics.

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are they ever going to run this thing

being gay is so cooool its so coool

now im coool for being gay

JANN THE MANN

HE IS PRESENT

SICK EM JANNIBOY

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we still need a new

how do i get some money from this PPI thing? apparently theres only like a month left to get it

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HE DID IT

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>>79366764

finnish is the only nationality on my "want to fuck" list i havent ticked off yet

ive done chinese, japanese, arabian, american and scottish, but i still have never met a SINGLE finn irl, let alone a gay finn

reeee where are they all hiding????
ffs

>>79366801
i have that mentaiko comic in hardback
bought it in Barnes and Noble during Pride Week as a special promotion

WATCHING ANIME LADS
https://youtu.be/cDpKrLw1okU

>>79366785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Zku8hut4g
doing listen

should i go to my uni's electronic music society meeting

>>79366824
I haven't ticked off anyone yet haha
Also I'm trying to find the sauce for that comic right now actually

>79366824
posts like these are just cringy idk why you even bother to fill out the captcha

>>79366866
good lord they're ugly

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*blocks your path*
where u goin whiteboi?

>>79366853
how olds moggers now
>>79366859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgGrd02gb8

first day of the new job and im already fully in love with another new-starter. a dark-haired, olive-skinned cornish beauty. could marry her tomorrow.

>>79366902
>this is attractive according to americans

>at uni today
>people talking about politics
>hear " who voted in Brexit?"
>nu-male cuck immediately answers "RASCISTS"
>everyone looks at him funny

Holy fuck I never ever experienced such a mentally ill person in my life. "Anything I don't like is rascist" that's grounds for extermination in my book.

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year 11 girls in skirts and tights

>>79366968
'

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>>79366869
Its one of the ones in this book:
https://m.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-boy-who-cried-wolf-mentaiko-itto/1123887564

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Soon

>>79366593
You are objectively wrong, child.

>>79366968
Share pics

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>>79366909
Shokotan is 32 years old now and I still definitely would

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>>79366994

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>>79366994

>>79366958
struggling to believe people didn't agree with him, at a Canadian uni of all places

>>79366994
who this?

>>79366994
why are they sexualising that child?

um hello?

how long is a piece of string?

The adoption of renewable energy is the adoption of less efficient and convoluted methods of energy production and is merely a regression from increasingly more advanced, energy-dense and cheaper forms of energy. Might as well just go back to burning wood in conjunction with solar and wind farms.

>>79366994
Ah yes Epstein & Baumstein secret lair

>>79359254
>>79359254
>>79359254

>>79367038
It was more so the fact that this guy would literally just spew "racist" at anything. He was like a good goy robot.

>>79366994
is that a boy?

>>79367045
the one out of stranger things
she's like 13

>>79367185
Ah yes the proud and noble nignog

>>79367185
what the fuck is wrong with niggers

>>79366994
this looks like the boy who goes oyoaoa when they combed his hair :3

>>79367223
never seen it sounds like reddit

>>79367226
genetically predisposed for low intelligence and proclivity towards violence. bad combo.

NEW
E
W
>>79367310

>>79367252
haven't seen that webm in a while

>>79367331
nonce