/brit/

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WE'RE IN HERE LADS

>>79361661
NO

TWAT

>>79361661
puttering at this

oh there's a lot of people going to be angry with this

>>79361661
Early. You have incurred the wrath of the Thread Avenger.

Fucking kill yourself you fucking shit cunt.

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he arrives

am a virgin
am not a loser
deal with it

>>79361737
not possible

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Mum came home from work and left again shortly afterwards. I hope she comes back soon.

>>79361661
Arsehole. Fucking die.

Just poured the last of my can of Relentless into a glass and there was a fly in it. Fished him out but am still worried about fly poo in my drink.

new suicideboys album out today H Y P E

>>79361760
ill be done with her in a minute mate just calm down

gf is watching I Love You Man and said the main character reminds her of me cause we both have no friends

>>79361765
the alternative is crawling back to replymong and his spam

this is the lesser of two evils lad, let it go

This fly can't fly but you should see him run about on my desk after swimming in Relentless energy drink.

>>79361810
Fuck you OP. There is no excuse for an early new.

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>>79361801
>gf

'

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are the people in minions costumes children or very small old ladies?

>>79361661
FUCK

OFF

EARLY

NEW

Just got 40+ up votes on reddit. Someone made a point and had a couple of up votes then I replied, proving him wrong and ultimately just destroying him. Checked back an hour later and he's at -12 and I got over 40.

>>79361844
it's the Icelandic poster

asked a girl to jump on my ballsack

she said maybe

>>79361855
fuck off reddit
>>79361857
icelandic poster is a minion?

i said maybe

>>79361857
Kek
He's so based

gf asked if I would ever stop singing Oasis songs

I said maybe

>>79361892
quite good

>>79361876
cannot stand that song

literally the tune of early 2012 until someone discovered tgungnam style

LAST NIGHT AS I LAY DREAMIN OF PLEASANT DAYS GONE BY
ME MIND, BEIN PRONE TO WANDERIN, TO IRELAND'S ISLE DID FLY
I SLIPPED INTO A VISION AND FOLLOWED WITH A WILL
AND SHORTLY CAME TO ANCHOR AT THE CROSS ON SPANCIL HILL

where the FUCK is thread avenger?

>>79361892
fuck off liam

>>79361855
don't believe you, link it

>>79361661
>230 posts
Bet you thought you'd get away with that without a tirade of abuse in your thread. Think again.

>>79361939
banned for capitalising, full stopping and redditspacing

>>79361963
well you've wasted a post cooldown already that could have been used on spam you pillock

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>post dozens of nsfw pictures in mämmi over the years
>never get banned once

>post one(1) nsfw picture in /brit/
>instant 3 day ban

either jannies love you OR you tea drinking motherfuggers love to hit that report button
id wager on the report part

apple has always made better computers than microsoft to justify the higher price

brother got engaged on the weekend
already dreading the wedding

>>79361979
*retorts you*

>>79361979
janny often lurks our threads because thats where the action is

OP is a cunt and needs to be convinced to commit the most painful suicide possible. Help us make a difference. Just one post, telling OP to kill himself, might be the difference between early new threads and a proper, orderly /brit/.

Just one post. It's all we ask.

absolute belter of a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

>>79361661
Die in a fire.

>>79362012
part and parcel mate

>>79361979
the other denizens of /int/ are essentially slaves to authority but janny recognises that we walk to the beat of our own drums and won't be led off to the slaughter like meek little sheep

/brit/ is the heart and soul of this community, the eternal flame as it were

janny deleted all the spam so I suspect this thread may be next

rev up those david mitchell laughing.jpgs

OP is a cunt.
OP is a twat.
OP should go kill himself
And that's the end of that.

>>79361661
Hope you die before this thread is deleted.

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he's coming

>>79361661
*kicks your mum in the cunt*

DON"T Give up we don't much of anyything

cause somewheere ther'es a place where we belong

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>>79361952
Didn't give exactly as I said but near enough

he's watching us lads
I can literally feel his beady little eyes zeroing in on my jugular vein, stalking us in the shadows like a voracious predator

>>79362095
hmm
trying to think what public figure is like a real life super hans

>>79362095
context

*doxxes you*

only enjoying music with female vocals recently

>>79361661
/brit/ is a timely new general. You do NOT belong here. You do not belong anywhere except hell. Make your way to hell immediately.

>>79362155
*decks you*

>>79362095
hi Elialbi

>>79361661
You fucking twat dickhead cunt.

Imageboards are so shit now, it's like being stuck in a Russia Today comment section

>Hi freshers - So for your matriculation there are two events, there is Simple presents Joy Orbison at the bullingdon if you feel like a slightly more expensive music orientated evening with us second years - or there is Whamtriculation at emporium which is going to be funky and fun on the top floor while tuning in to the deeper side of house/bit of techno downstairs for which tickets are only 5£ and its going to be packed with freshers.
>Really up to you where to go, both will be fun. Just if you want to go to the bullingdon BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW THROUGH RESIDENT ADVISOR - as it will sell out v v soon. The emporium tickets you can get from myself or Indie at any point.

i guess this is when i decide - do I walk the path of the Tarquin or that of the Norman?
hmmm

>>79362171
Alri?

his finger is hovering over the delete button
he is relishing the one sense of power he has

office life is turning me into a fat piece of shit lads

>>79362095
heh to easy elialbi

>>79362123
>>79362141
https://www.reddit.com/r/indieheads/comments/6z7uby/liam_gallagher_criticises_noels_performance_at_we/?st=j7g7gfqv&sh=da60a53e

Diversity is a strength you SHITLORDS

>>79362215
how so

OP

I am directing streams of negative energy in your direction.

>>79362194
girl?

>>79362227
FUCK YOU NIGGER

>>79362212
>Oasis
>indie

the state of reddit

business idea: janny voodoo doll

at work

go home at 4:00

can't wait

>>79362242
ah yes, the tolerant left

always slip sugar into this one blokes food at work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAenhLgWpvA

*passes a voodoo doll of OP around the torture enthusiast club*

favourite band: radiohead

favourite comedian: bill hicks

t. Elialbi

been swapping shipments of sugar going to australia with powdered lard

>>79362235
Whatever you want

>>79362290
>torture enthusiast club

post-brexit britain?

OP's entire family will die horribly before the end of the year unless he deletes this thread before janny gets to it.

>>79362318
PROVE it mate

>>79362275
if they get diabetes you will be culpable for manslaughter. going to report you

>>79362314
wahey

>>79362250
Indieheads doesn't exclusively discuss indie bands. It's basically just /mu/ on reddit.

>>79362314
W A H E Y !

Love reddit. Kinda underrated on here I find

>>79362344
Janny's coming. He's on his way. Wanna spend Christmas crying into your figgy pudding, alone? Keep this thread up. Otherwise, delete it NOW.

Think of your family.

*comes barging through the door* WAHEY LADS *starts striding towards you* HOW ARE WE TODAY? *slips on a banana peel, tumbling down the stairs*

>>79362372
not even meming because i'm on here but beyond checking the top posts for cool links it's shit

Just browsing /x/, looking for ways to send evil demons after OP. Found some interesting rituals I will be trying out.

>tfw 10 hours before i can go to bed

need a wee lol a wee wee wee from my big willy lol need a willy wee woo woo willy poo poo willy arse fart poo

>>79361855
i have a comment with 500 upvotes

>>79362404
*comes in with 8 full tesco bags for life*
ahh im back lads ive got the grocer--wocer--wooaaaAAAHHHHHHHRRRGGGGG!!!! *trips over a quran* WAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEYYAAAAAAHHHHGGG!!!! *topples from the weight of the bags* GERONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIMOWOWOWOAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *does 3 somersaults, groceries flying everywhere* HHHHHHHWOOOORRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHNNCVKVV!!!!!!!!!!!! *lands on my feet* *notices a muffled "POP"* *looks down* HAHA UH OH *camera pans down to show ive just landed on your bollocks* aha did i do that?? *faces camera, winks and shrugs*

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>>79362404
HOLY FUKC

>>79362423
can't rightly believe a grown man typed this out and posted it on the internet

boggles the mind

poo poo poo bum willy big bum smelly poo poo poo bum willy willy bum willy poo

OP, take my advice: DELETE THIS THREAD NOW

You have no idea what horrors await you should you leave it for the janitorial staff to clean up.

>>79362372
hate the comment culture tbqh

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good munch imo

>>79362462
literally been banned countless times for infractions ranging from reposting a meme once too many times on /tv/ to interracial cuckolding spam on /jp/

I am literally untouchable lad, and all through the power of automatically assigned dynamic IPs

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all me

OP, I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for (You)s, I can tell you I don't have them. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you delete this early new thread now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will bum you.

>my thread on /ck/ is literally the most popular right now

hehe lads, quite the genius

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>>79362523
looks like my kind of board

*surreptitiously heads to /ck/*

>>79362505
You have never dealt with an occult wizard, OP. Just using your posts as guidance, I can direct all manner of evil your way. Secret, foul, forbidden rituals will be performed. Living creatures will be sacrificed. I am not joking, I am not bluffing. I know voodoo, and I can and will use it to terrorise you for the rest of your natural life, and into the afterlife.

>>79362589
good word
I enjoy using it too

>>79361661
WANKER

>lefties are trying to stop a 60s motorway flyover from being demolished

literally a mental illness

>>79362509
http://supforums.com/thread/79361661/international/brit.html

>>79361661
Imagine the taste of my dirty cock in your mouth. It tastes like stale sweat and the tears of your loved ones.

>>79361661
From now on, every time you masturbate, all your deceased family will be watching you and judging you.

thinking of coming out as gay for a laugh

>>79362634
>tfw Jackson Allen

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>>79361963
>>79362027
>>79362072
>>79362090
>>79362161
>>79362173
>>79362616
>>79362642

>>79361661
*shits in the next thing you eat*

ragging atm

>>79362672
font off

>>79362671
hah yeah, for a laugh...

just turned 21 lads

>>79362730
congratulations
all downhill from here

>>79361661
Fuck off and die.

REAL /brit/ THREAD:
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>>79360292
>>79360292

WORTHLESS /shit/ THREAD
>>79361661
>>79361661
>>79361661

mentally ill people should be shot

>>79362777
but all the people are in this one

just got here lads any good posts

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>>79362777
how does it feel knowing you can't win threadrunt

I am the puppet master pulling the strings in this relationship

>>79362751
>>79362777
shut up you absolute retards
last thread was being spammed

>>79361661
You know you regret making this thread by the way it makes you feel, seeing the hatred for you posted again and again. The negativity is penetrating your soul, making you even more miserable than usual.

Delete this thread and I can make it stop. Otherwise, it will NEVER go away until you die by your own hand.

>>79362813
diabolical

yes yes post vagene and bobs ok

>>79362813
mad man

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>>79362813

>>79362813
I can't lose. I will emerge from this the same as before. You will go away feeling like shit, because the constant hate you are receiving will stay with you. Doesn't matter that you made the last thread, or every thread before. This is the one in which you are targeted for spiritual annihilation. Keep pretending, you WILL feel the wrath of the avenging demons.

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>>79362861
>>79362861
>>79362861


new one


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>>79362927
this isnt funny any more

>>79362423
Creasing

Placing a terrible curse on OP. Glad I'm not on the end of this one.

>>79362813
BTFO

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>>79362957
>that pic
why do all the worst jobs pay so little too?

mad to think loads of girls you meet in everyday life have been knuckle deep in their own wet fanny

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>>79362730
have a goodun

>>79363090
Not OP's mum. No room in there because it's too full of cock 24/7.

>>79363082
because anyone can do them

>>79363090
90% of all hands you shake have had a cock in them

>>79362730
me too :)

>>79361661
*pisses on your mum's face*

she loves it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3lnsgukoOg
I too am a dark and twisted individual

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>>79362730
>>79363140
happy birthday

>>79363134
'ce

>>79363140
happs

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the 'idge

>>79363195
>he goes around shaking kids' hands
'ce

drinking a fiji water

>>79363215
ss+gomad?

>>79363215
>that angle
manlet detected

>>79363255
gomad not ss

>>79363258
??

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Got a poo on it's way. Shall imagine OP's mum's mouth is on the receiving end. Pic is how I imagine she looks.

drinking voss mineral water from norway

>>79363272
chebs

>>79363333
threes

What you doing, OP? Doing us all a favour? Doing yourself a favour?

interrupting for an urgent message

the new asmrgf

i repeat

the new asmrgf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CYGhT0gVKc

>>79363408
i had a wank to mapleasmr earlier desu

Imagine OP stumbling around the afterlife while his parents cry and moan.

half tempted to post the short story i was sent

it's fucking awful lads, i will lie though and say it's alright

>>79363458
>short story
someone's written your biography?

>>79354677
you should definitely listen to the rest of their discog, creep is by far one of their worst songs and doesn't represent their sound at all.
Also, thom yorke actually hates the song too so you have more in common with him than just your appearance.

>>79363478
wow ur funny aren't you

going back to uni in 2 days
fwb already started texting me again
hmm

Roommate threw an absolute fit over some lost headphones yesterday, found them today (while doing her laundry). Contemplating not returning them just too teach her a lesson.

>>79363408
those are the darkest blue eyes I've ever seen

Just made sure OP's soul will wallow in the sewers of hell for eternity after he dies.

>>79363519
FONT

>>79363519
mine got a bit too attached last year desu was awkward

>fwb
>female whore bum
cant believe the sexism lads

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>>79363519
start back on wednesday
fucking dreading it

can't imagine having a friends with benefits
is it like living in a sitcom? friends or scrbs?

>>79363531
>doing your roommate's laundry

>>79363572
leave your room and you actually have a good time

>>79363519
im in the exact opposite situation
i made a FWB when i was visiting for a week of interviews in December, and now i have to try and remake contact with him without seeming too clingy

>>79363606
benders out

just got a job lads

>>79363606
does FWB even count in the gay community?

>>79363591
I have a few friends and we got out and stuff
its going in and learning that I hate. also my course is full of bellends

Expect a phone call with some VERY bad news on the end of it OP.

waiting for irma

>>79363621
what is it la?

just sent an offer out to the latest bog baron

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Quick story lads

>Gf texts Friday saying we need to talk
>Meet gf of 5 months on Saturday for coffee
>She breaks up with me saying there's no spark and she's given it a few weeks
>Literally say ok cool
> Should we go
>Head out and give her a few things I had from the car
>She gives me mine
>Leave

Did I handle this badly?

>>79363651
bookies

>>79363656
cucked

>>79363585
different people play it different ways. Personally im a cuddleslut and a generally sappy cunt, so i like FRIENDS with benefits.
so we'll hang out together, split a pizza, play some vidya, then fuck, then cuddle and chat
so its just like a real relationship except without any of the difficult stuff

but some people prefer ultraclinical setups where you arrive, fuck, then leave again pronto without any of the personal stuff

up to you basically

>>79363656
did she play the fiddle in an Irish band?

>>79363656
>not making a scene
the virgin break up

want a cute estonian bf

>>79363706
hope you get aids

>>79363656
you were supposed to put up a fight
I expect she feels quite hurt by your indifference
you should call to apologise

>>79363682
don't take this the wrong way but it's weird because you sound so lame yet here you are having a succesful social and sexual lifestyle while i'm 29 and rotting away infront of the computer alone

>>79363718
fan of aids, me

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>>79363729

can you get easy bennies if you have AIDS?

>gf says "we need to talk...:\"
>go to her house and poo on her doorstep while screaming

the Chad breakup

>>79363777
yes but its called state aids lol

>>79363729
think she was probably aware of his autistic tendencies by then so I doubt she expected anything more

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>>79363706
>estonian "men"

>>79363777
you get free healthcare
thats about it

>>79363731
just do things how youd like to do them tbqhwyl

played on a GTA SA multiplayer server for years
made some good friends and had some good times

fantastic game really

MIGRATE
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>>79362861
>>79362861

>>79363488
why are you replying to such an old post?

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want one of these. looks like great fun

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>>79363730
wew

>>79363826
one of my favourites too although going on rampages isn't as fun now since subsequent games had ragdolling and stuff
still had a great soundtrack, characters and by far the most interesting map

wonder why people watch leafy videos

>>79363858
the virgin car

>>79363826
Same. Remember what server?

>>79363826
honestly incredible game. much better than gta online

have still not played a second of gta online

new thread

>>79362861
>>79362861
>>79362861

ffs i'm going to walk the dog, cant stand thread autism

>>79363906
highly doxxable
what was yours

>>79364000
theres no janitor
new post limit is 200 get the fuck used to it

>>79364005
Can't remember, I'll try think.
I do remember being in a clan tho. The clan wars were insane. We had such a cool Base, you could spawn jets and shit. Madness

>>79364276
No, this one.

Name some good YouTube vids

>>79364360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_K99Ff5tE

>>79364388
Does it have spoilers? Haven't seen the show yet.

why didf everyone leave this thread?
we can't keep falling victim to the early threads

>>79364402
no spoilers

>>79364410
This thread is better:
>>79360292

>>79364425
I'll check it out after my poo.

>>79364479
alright cool