man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
1st for yanks
t. yank
>when will they learn
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ice_Poseidon/comments/6z6d4y/tyler1_arrested/
edition
>>79314190
got the day off tomoz so will be staying up all night to keep you company x
Cats>thots
>>79314358
can someone please explain this iceposeidon phenomenon
it's absolutely baffling
You're a fucking adult with NO SKILLS AT ALL
>>79314402
Hmm
>>79314459
>tfw not at all racist
feel like i survived 4chan.
>>79314391
he's an autist that people like to watch and laugh at the zany situations he gets into
>>79314482
no doubt you're a sheltered little rodent who hasn't experienced the wider world yet
it's alright lad, there's a reason why everyone over the age of 30 is an archconservative
>>79314482
wasn't racist until i met black people
>there's a reason why everyone over the age of 30 is an archconservative
hmmm not too sure about this information
>>79314513
literally have though. i grew up in a multicultural city, half my school wasn't white and then i went and lived in london. i literally share an office at work with a black fella.
its not a case of being sheltered i'm afraid.
>>79314469
>>79314533
it's a case of being around the right blacks
>>79314533
Reasonable non racists are the master race
>>79314537
tearing it up in Rainbow Six Siege lads
>>79314543
i've been robbed by a black guy (as a 13 year old)
but also robbed by a p*kistani and a white guy on separate occasions too. i've also had pleasant experiences around non-white persons.
my basic tenet is that although there might be differences on average - averages refer to populations of billions of people and each statistical observation has its own set of values for each variable
>>79314564
can't have reason without racism
>>79314578
Mira best girl
>>79314574
wasn't racist till i saw a post mocking black people on 4chan
>>79314578
just fucked it
>CAYN'T HEV RAYSIN WITHAYOWT RAYCEESM
>>79314629
All aussies
pwaze kek!
Having a double macchiato at a very hipster cafe near Peckham
tfw I'm the guy gentrifying South London
Bradford - home, at least it was until I fucked everything up
>>79314482
My proof of surviving 4chan is that I haven't read Stirner
>>79314600
>>79314658
>double macchiato
you're not a hipster or gentrifying shit unless you get a cortado or a straight shot and it has to be from a really small batch roaster
>>79314673
i read it but he's awful author. he's just as pontificating as his half-baked ideas would suggest.
wouldn't even contemplate having a coffee that wasn't a flat white
>>79314678
Cortado a shit
They roast their own
Lads
You arrive at birmingham new street
>>79314675
Need fatter cats
>>79314695
shit taste
>>79314699
ok cool so does mine, we're fucking hipsters
Will i be considered an edgelord for reading Schopenhauer?
Took a day off on Friday and haven't done anything since then. Just at home reading/cooking/eating/gaming/watching tv. Feel like such a mong. I live in the centre of London and I don't even leave the house.
>>79314381
Had my cat sitting on my lap while I watched a movie and had this same thought.
The self proclaimed and indeed declared
G
F
>>79314721
no you'll be considered a boffin for reading.
>>79314702
ANON WANT MILKY NOW
>>79314721
Go for Hume or straight to good existential shit
>>79314715
*reveals my ultimate weapon*
what am i lads?
>the state of britain
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
you arrive at barnsley international station
If we just transported a million mind flayers to Britain nothing would change.
>>79314744
Example of a good post
>>79314750
example of a decent post
>>79314750
in the gulag
>>79314777
the bigger state was that this was the most read news on the british broadcasting corporation's website.
how do i resist the urge to wank in the car? seems like a lot of cleanup
>>79314750
>>79314744
irma has stalled before hitting florida lads
it's gaining strength
>tfw barnsley used to look like this
90 years of labour have taken their toll
>>79314777
That lad looks like the British version of the lad from the Hangover.
recommend me some positive and merry subreddit
/brit/ is too depressive
>>79314405
s-stop being mean to me
>>79314810
Not based on politics i'd rather be the receiver in the communist panel
then the right authoritarian panel
then the left liberal one,
>>79314818
they didn't even had cars they had fucking horses how poor were they lmao labour was a good thing
>>79314818
They probably used to have a lot more council tax money back when they had local industry
>tony blair still exists
>>79314702
>beach bartender
i.e had more hot willies inside her than hot meals
>>79314856
https://www.reddit.com/r/ColorizedHistory/
>>79314729
What happens to these women who base their entire existence on youthful attractiveness when they get older and begin to wilt?
The ones who don't manage to bag a rich beta I mean.
>>79314856
r/stupidslutsclub
>>79314814
>>79314863
>>79314861
It's literally the fifth poorest region in northern europe after 90 years of labour. How the fuck have they helped the working class in any way? Feel so despondent. We always get a few thousand votes for those daftie neo-nazi parties because why not when you know labour is going to get in every election anyway, might as well.
All they do is constantly rebuild parts of the town centre every 10 years then knock it down then rebuild it in some awful makeshift concrete style, they spend absolutely massive amounts of money on it and nothing ever gets better.
fuck this noise
how do you know the toothbrush was an english invention?
if any other civilization had invented it, it would be called a teethbrush
UK is our greatest ally
Trying to drop Israel
it's that time of the hour where i am over emotional. brits are incredible people. aussies are incredible people. canadians are people. new zealanders are people. we're all existing in this cosmic realm with no say in anything. all we have is emotion
>"I don't have a Facebook"
the virgin sentence
>>79314962
don't often reveal my deepest feelings to those around me but I hold yanks in very high esteem and wish all of you the best in your future endeavours
i don't have a facebook
>/pol/ gets erect over trump
>says he will save the white race from jews
>trump says he stands with israel, does nothing to oppose them
>meanwhile obama openly stood up to israel and didn't take their shit
Hmm
>>79314815
You haven't seen Irma's final form yet
>when a nonce replies to your post
>>79314940
Not struggling hard enough
>>79314990
Wait, you mean the 13 year olds at pol don't know anything? Shocking stuff.
>>79314972
gf doesn't have a facebook either, we're both shut ins haha xxx
>>79314996
i know. it's spooky
the Keys lost power 6 hours ago and there's still a few hours before the eye hits them. they're going to get utterly annihilated
>>79315006
i am defeated. your arsenal of fat cats is greater than mine
>>79314357
hey youre not a yank
>>79314962
>>79314977
Anglos need to stick together. Semitic influences are destroying our countries because united we're the strongest race on earth.
lots 'dditors about today
Anglos vs rest of the world the way i see it
Look at how popular English is, clearly we're on the winning side
>>79315044
tfw wog
>>79315084
sad to see anglos are so divided
brits are funny motherfuckers. australians are funny as fuck and everybody knows that. it's incredible to me. where the fuck does evolution come into play here? why are you two such funny fucking assholes?
got kicked out of bed by the feminist gf for telling her she fucks like a girl
>>79314810
This is hot as long as I imagine they're girls forcing themselves onto cock
>>79315126
>not being a dickgirl afficionado
grim
>>79315119
those who couldn't banter either killed themselves or fled to America
>>79315134
>>not being a dickgirl afficionado
you on the left
would rather stay a virgin autist than sell out on all my principles and become a normie
do bongs really get triggered by yanks
>>79315168
is that yakub
figures Germany is trying to split up the family again
>>79315157
I'm a wageslave Mon-Fri and a NEET on the weekend
what a sad excuse of a life this is
>>79315197
no jakub
>>79315163
How I feel except when it comes to social media and careers
I hate the idea of putting on a mask to work my way up the ladder, I'd much rather work a low paying job and try to get along well enough with customers and coworkers. Also, I do not like the fake shit on social media. Much rather be a do nothing than be filled with vanity that drives me to do things with friends
>>79315089
Italian?
Why are Australians so far away. They should be closer
>>79315192
>bongs
>yanks
fuck off mentalist wiht your weird words
>>79315247
lol no
i just want to make airplanes
is that so wrong?
>>79315244
fucking casual
i'm well aware that not having facebook for example is considered a red flag by most people but i don't care because they're stupid and their opinions don't matter
>>79315265
Oh.. then you have to go
>>79315248
chinese colony
>>79315290
t. mozzarelli
>>79315263
>mad about the canonical 4chan term for brits
?
>>79315295
Europeans only
which comedian would you post as your national emissary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8ZDrNb3B0
>>79315310
>doesn't even know what wog means
stop
what is up fellow anglos
>>79315298
only literal children would use such words.
grudgingly willing to accept wogs as part of australian society if they help us get rid of the muslims
>>79315283
Haven't had facebook since I was about 14, don't even consider the opinions of those that would be concerned over something petty.
Working a job is just the thing to do if I don't want to feel like a fucking do nothing leech
>>79315335
As long as you're European
>>79315327
someone really mediocre and unknown outside the country like dave hughes
>>79315352
>>79315335
>>79315354
>>79315295
t. children
>>79315352
If you're an anglo then come home to any number of anglosphere nations
If not, then begone kraut
how ya holdin up, /brit/?
The virgin seating position
>>79315381
i am traveling!
>>79315381
yanks are majority ethnically german sweaty
Someone explain the edition to me
>>79315384
i like to think that a yank, desperate to fit in, made this image
>>79315394
benjamin franklin eternally btfo
>>79315327
Louis
>>79315390
what does the virgin sex for the first time look like? need to know for a friend
>/brit/ is actually just /int/ general
>>79315393
How is germany then? Are there really as many refugees as they say?
just did a isidewith quiz
63% with trudeau lads
>>79315438
it's just a five eyes general
fuck off kraut shit
>>79315441
it is pretty neat
not too many refugees
never had a poo thats blocked the toilet despite eating a lot and doing fairly large poos. duno how people do it. what do they eat to achieve that?
germany is a shithole
>>79315390
>perfect posture
>tailored suit
>bold choice of tie colour, indicating individualism
>full head of hair
>bespectacled due to decades of reading and knowledge collection
>hand position indicating a carefree and relaxed demeanour
>comfortable shoes, willing to go against the grain of societal expectation for interview clothing
compare this specimen with that pathetic hunchbacked mong on the left
>>79315462
it's not the poo it's the toilet paper you fucking spastic
>>79315410
Something abstract, it is the post modern edition
>>79315431
First time I attempted sex I could not get erect and just tried to eat her out and failed at that so i crawled out the window and went home to my parents who scolded me for being out so late
Fear of not performing well will make you soft
>>79315471
deffo the poo
>>79315462
I shit about once a week and clog the toilet all the time
>>79315418
very rude
>>79315471
not necessarily. i did a very long and very solid poo the other day and clogged the bog with it. proud of it desu
>>79315477
>I shit about once a week
doesnt sound healthy
>>79315431
Well mine was quite normal. Was making out with my gf and got a boner and she started playing with it then I started pulling her trousers and pants off and she put it inside for me because she knew I was a virgin. Lasted about ten minutes. She said I was really good and she didn't believe that I was a virgin. Probably all the porn and her ex bf had like a 3 inch willy. If the girl is more experienced be forceful but let them lead a little bit.
She was also my second cousin
you are all wonderful people
Picture me giving a damn, I said never
>>79315477
Eat more fiber you fuck
>>79315457
Need pics
>>79315484
what kind of shitty toilet do you have or what kind of protein packed diet to you have where poop can clog a toilet
>>79315508
my toilet is a runt
>>79315384
>forgetting australia's massive and gamechanging contribution to the vietnam war while our supposed anglo """allies""" turned up their noses at the global fight against communism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2-OOQo13c
>>79315517
i didnt forget
thanks freind
>>79315477
>I shit about once a week
cannot comprehend this
>>79315517
ah yes dying en masse in vietnamese jungles to fight "communism" was surely worth the effort and expenditure
>>79315553
hello china runt
Any one of you could take me in a fight
AND CAN YOU TELL ME DOCTOR WHY I STILL CANT GET TO SLEEP
AND WHY NIGHT TIME IS A JUNGLE DARK, WITH A BARKING M16
I WANT a BRITISH boYfriEND
alri?
>>79315553
better dead than red
About that time of night for yanks to sign off
But I'm from the south so we don't consider ourselves yanks
Anyway good night
>>79315586
good image
i have no idea anymore. you are all idiots and complete assholes
gf regularly poos herself at night. bit annoying.
>>79315431
>>79315612
POOPIE :DDD
IT AINT ME
>>79315660
>>79315618
>always strangles women to the point of near death
halo ODST was pretty good lads
neetdom ends today. start wagecuckery tomorrow. cant be arsed for any of it. fuck it all.
>>79315462
only done it by holding in poos for ages
>>79315618
lol his pubes
>>79315733
why you looking down there? you a poofter or something mate?
>>79315618
>on a date with girl I've known for years
>go back to her place
>she jokes that I'm probably wearing white socks(can't remember exactly what she said, been a few years)
>wearing black socks
If you want sex my advice is to throw away all your white socks, women hate them for some reason.
rate me lads
just found out I'm a bender lads
>>79315747
They're like briefs, pretty unpopular here in the states
>>79315747
I wear white tube socks with loafers
>>79315747
sounds like a gimmick. why would women hate white socks
>>79315762
metalhead/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv1CULs28KU
love russian heavy metal
>>79315768
I only wear briefs
don't really care what other people think tbqh
>>79315810
if i had a choice between killing all russians and killing all niggers and pakis i'd kill the russians desu
>>79315746
yeah
>>79315852
y tho
>>79315810
interesting how russian media never gets publicised over here. literally never hear about russian tv shows, films or music. its like a hidden embargo.
Why won't the brits invite us to CANZUK?
>>79315862
slavs are creepy and soulless, a cheap plastic knockoff of real white people
>>79315747
I guess they look dirtier
only own black socks anyway
>>79315885
theyre cool tho
WE ARE GONNA KICK SOME ASS TONIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB8OvPtf_d0
>>79315884
Saving this image to use as a *gookface* reaction
>>79315810
Quite like this Russian rap
Kraim Volshebnik - Iran Contra
https://youtu.be/WbnbzvO7H2E
>>79315884
commonwealth only obviously
someone told me to watch this show on netflix and i've been watching it and don't like it at all
don't know what i'm going to say about it when i see them next
>>79315926
hard life lad
>>79315926
netflix is ran by j*ws
>>79315926
Say you didn't like it
>>79315907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oq8KDqYFOw
love a bit of misha mavashi now and then
>>79315926
TV is dying
Some sort of Nazi hideout
Tapped out the 14 words in Morse on the door but no one answered
heh
>>79315954
>hipster version of stoicism
fuck OFF
How do I go about getting centrelink benno's for crippling depression?
https://youtu.be/m5qDsOmz-Yk
another good one x
>>79315954
fuck me those slants are pretentious
>>79315968
tv as a medium yeah but serials following a similar formula to tv shows like the kind in netflix are huge now, there needs to be a proper term for them other than "tv shows" because the television isn't really as inherently linked to this stuff as it once was
love watching right wingers flip flop about when i ask them what the term 'white' means
Imagine being one of those lads who tries to kill themslves but mess up and end up still alive and horribly crippled/disfigured for life
>>79316076
anglo-saxon you dumbass
>>79316076
white is an american bullshit term. dont use it.
>>79316076
anglos, aryans or nords
>>79316096
t. nonwhite paki
>>79316076
Just because you can't point to the exact dividing line where red becomes orange, that doesn't mean you can't tell red from blue
>>79316096
rasheed
>>79316115
>>79316121
stupid new worlders.
only people who are 100% nordic with blonde hair and blue eyes are white
Just came to Uni and already shagged a burd, what am I like man i'm an absolute winner
>>79316096
t. muhammad al-britani
>>79316166
people in the 18th century didn't consider scandinavians or germans white
sick of this anti-british revisionism
spent £400 this weekend on cocaine, booze and hookers.
What if such a thing like an anglo saxon Paki existed, he'd technically be white but at the same time you could call him a paki cunt
>>79316166
I'm 60% nordic with brown hair and brown eyes
drones are pretty good these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV_vFtBel7Q
>>79316204
white people as a concept wasn't even a thing back then, don't talk shit
>>79316235
yeah, yeah sure sure *adds you to the 4chan paki poster watch list*
>>79316252
you're american mate. get over yourself.
yes fight amongst yourselves
good goys
green eyes are whiter than blue eyes tho
gray eyes are the whitest of all eyes
cold out
>>79316261
>white people as a concept wasn't even a thing back then, don't talk shit
yes it was, you can easily find quotes about 'white people' and how germans are swarthy and black haired
why cant we just get along?
if you have non-blue eyes you're a literal paki and need to fuck off
Did the man run around the Tyne yet
>people think anything above -30C is cold
lmao weak cunts
>>79316260
Look at all that disgusting countryside. It should be paved over with commie blocks to house unemployed immigrants.
t. Labour voter.
>>79316318
Soz Kleiner Schnitzel, didn't realise you were such a hard twat
>>79316288
>green eyes are whiter than blue eyes
wrong
>>79316288
father had green eyes
mother had grey eyes
I look like a swarthy shitskin while my sister looks like a german tourist
>inb4 mailman's your father
I'm the spitting image of my father, only darker.
>>79316339
only my ip is german
>>79316346
wrong
>>79316347
both you and your dad got cucked lmao
>>79314331
>she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
what
>>79316318
your country never even gets that cold
>>79316347
same
i blame my mothers t*rkic genes
i sense a roach in the thread
>>79316052
pls help guys I dont want to get a job i'm too depressed
>>79316368
i'm an anglo visiting here
>>79316385
it's alright 2bh
my sister can't tan, she just burns
I do fine in all weather, feels good
>>79316359
green eyes are literally just a variation of brown, same with hazel
>>79316455
britain never gets that cold either
night lads
>>79316489
>anglos are only from britain
wew this is what frogs actually believe
ANY BRIT LADS (FOREIGNERS NEED NOT APPLY) KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PREMIUM BONDS???
>fly through CDG
>it's a fucking abortion of an airport, complete shithole
wew
>>79316499
I was nice and said britain, but anglos refers to England.
dont care
will i be able to get up for work for the dole tomorrow if I drink 12 standard drinks?
I don't need centrelink that bad I can just live on the street
wish i was an eccentric billionaire so i could open an adult theme park that's effectively a brothel and swingers party
any scot man in?
>>79316547
>saying this to your teachers at school
Ah yes, there's a reason why I'm a chef now
>>79316606
FIFE
I
F
E
>anglos refers to England
>>79316499
>a fucking leaf
>aussie runts ACTUALLY went and died in vietnam
cannot believe it
>>79316614
A MICHELIN STAR CHEF?
>>79316642
worth it for that prime viet pussy desu
>>79316606
weegiescum here
hello?! where are the good posts....?
>>79316642
Yes, praise Communism, James.
WANT TO WRITE A STORY BUT DON'T KNOW WHAT ABOUT. I STARTED ONE A WHILE AGO BUT IT DIDN'T GO VERY FAR.
>>79316649
Ahahaha no
>>79316590
That's literally what Epcot is behind the scenes
The employees at every pavilion are actually from the respective countries so it's a nonstop fuckfest when they aren't working. Japanese and Chinese girls are complete sluts when they're here
I'd say come work here but australia doesn't have a pavilion, UK does though :)
>>79316659
up your bum, around the corner, all the way to california
thoughts pls
Its Friday.
>>79314702
>bartender at pepe's
>>79316682
Write a story about how my cock tastes lad since you were on me last night
>>79316685
YOU DON'T NEED GOOD GRADES TO BE A GREAT CHEF LAD. I BELIEVE IN YOU.
>>79316687
australia doesn't have a pavilion,
rude. you'll have outback steakhouses but not that?
>>79314922
It's just like any other career where you have to reach certain marks at certain times in your life, for women like that you need to find a wealthy person while you're attractive that will want to marry you then have kids, once you've got kids you can get ugly.
>>79316718
YOU'RE PROBABLY MISTAKING YOURSELF FOR ME AND ME FOR YER NAN
>>79314729
honestly don't even think she's that attractive 2bh
>>79315486
>She was also my second cousin
nice
I lost my virginity to a serbian girl who hated jews
>>79314537
Balls squashed flat.