/brit/

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Dobby

>>79310143
how do they breed?

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SUZUPON

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nh36Do2fSM

praying for Irma

>>79310143
post more seaslags

watching the latest woes

https://youtu.be/xE3H5CuPERE

>>79310218
love woes

>>79310196
don't think you have a right to be talking about third world shitholes

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>>79310157
Nancy

>>79310180
Aunt Irma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w9eoZtnJSA

79310239
t. irish subhuman

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too dumb to even play video games without a walkthrough

Lads?

>>79310228
he's a good lad desu

>>79310240
would, most probably

Avoiding reading an email that I fear might contain a slight criticism.

Who else /avoidant/ here?

actually thoroughly enjoy the mexicANO posts

>>79310143
5 3 1 4 2 7 6

Remember when Thailad did cool vocaroos?

miss those days

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>>79310297
i dont know if i still have my uni place, or if i do, what modules i can or cant do because i dont want to see any emails or exam results

Remember when Thailad did cool streams?

miss those days

>>79310320
there is a seriously autistic amount of hate directed at him ever time he comes here. it's mainly just one poster, but man is he dedicated.

Boat names I like

Normandy
Song of the East
Queen Anne's Revenge
Flying Dutchman
Spirit of Fire
Destiny Ascension
Pillar of Autumn
Shadow of Intent
Dauntless

boat names I DONT like

Boaty mcboatface

anyone wanna be my psn friend

i play souls games mostly n i just got rainbow six siege

>>79310357
i didnt think it was particularly funny, but i did think they were fucking copouts for not calling it that after it won.

>>79310357
exactly this but the opposite

>>79310348
t. thailad
I agree tbqhwy

c h i n k s p a m m i n g
N O N C E
O
N
C
E

Remember when we did doodles on Thailad's draw page on his website?

those days, I miss them

talked to a 20 year old girl today (i'm 28) and realised how out of touch with pop culture i am

>>79310369
maybe they just weren't Redditors

>>79310357
those are some hilariously gay names
your parents should have named you Benty McBender haha

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the (possibly) ethnic briton yank gf

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>>79310402
very good

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>79310402
she looks Neanderthal

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she drinks PINTS

Sister rubbed my cock with her feet again today

wonder when we're going to quit the sexual teasing/banter shit and just shag tbqh

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>79310389
same
can't imagine myself dating someone earlier than 25, mostly because people below that age haven't suffered enough to appreciate the things i'd do for them

reckon all sibling incest fetishists dont actually have siblings

>>79310441
>can't imagine myself dating someone
same

Cities I like

Manny
The 'Pool
Bristol
Edinburgh
Neocastle
West Yorkshire conurbation
Belfast
Burnley

cities I DONT like

London
Birmingham
Dublin
Glasgow
Blackburn
Norwich
all the rest

>>79310357
shit meme names with the exception of dauntless and queen anne's revenge and maybe flying dutchman

Dreadnought
Oberon
Victory
Trafalgar
Hood
Brittania
Repulse
Ambush
Ark Royal

and best of all
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Cockchafer_(1915)

>>79310124
CNN is saying it will be a cat 4 by the time it actually hits FL
83k people are already without power and the storm is barely touching them

didn't know battlefield 1 had a russian civil war DLC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s18eMhakSRI
pretty cool, first time it's ever been in a game iirc

popular opinion: stormzy, and grime by proxy, is fucking shit

hope the rest of u east coast boys topped off on gas already. Price was already jumping from Harvey, Irma is gonna bring it up even more.

edgy opinion i hold: god isn't real

>>79310524
>>79310529
>>79310539
snap

yanks funded the IRA

God is real in your heart :-)

>>79310565
armed them too

>>79310565
>"""yanks"""

>>79310482
I know HMS Vengeance is a bit basic but when you think it is the submarine that would launch the ICBM's in the event britain got nuked its actually a good name

>>79310529
no it won't

harvey caused price increases because it hit where all the refineries are and thusly where all the pipelines come together

there are no oil refineries in florida

in north korea religion is illegal

>>79310582
fuel was being diverted to florida to aid in the evacuations, coupled with the amount of locals heading north I've already heard of stations along highways in Georgia and SC being out of gas due to the excess traffic

>>79310591
p*ki 'nce

>>79310581
well, one of four

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>in north korea religion is illegal

it's not even a lot of americans posting here, it's literally like just 4 retards with no friends and no life that apparently suffer from insomnia and are here 24/7 to fill the void since they're so lonely irl

>>79310579
yep, yanks from boston

>>79310565
so did gaddafi, and look where he ended up

>>79310629
nah

no i just come here because i hate my friends and don't want to talk to them while i still want to talk to someone

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>>79310653
I'm waiting on my friend up the street to get back from Walmart so we can smoke a couple blunts before bed tbqh

>>79310172
Blowjobs.

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new sue

>>79310650
its well known that the regime hates religion, gommunism has always hated relgion

the beard is smelly lads

>>79310653
your post applies equally well to yourself

>>79310657
Irish papists aren't Americans

>its well known that the regime hates religion, gommunism has always hated relgion
evidence or fuck off

DREAM OF CALIFORNIACATIONNNNNNNNNN
DREAM OF CALIFORNIACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIOOOOOON

zuckingburg wants everyone to vote online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twZRarVMhfQ
what a fucking idiotic idea and i can't believe someone who's supposed to be intelligent would support that

>>79310701
shit overplayed band

>walmart
knew you are the trashy type of americans too

>>79310432
wow!

jews are afraid of north korea that's why they want drumpf to attack

>>79310712
fuck off

>>79310712
sad little man

>>79310701
tried playing the guitar for the first time in years today and this was the only song i could fully remember
good band

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night lads xx

>>79310708
reckon he's gotten a bit too big for his britches lately

Hope his company goes the way of Myspace soon 2bqh

>>79310680
are you two sharing a bed?

>>79310653
Pretty sure its like 20-30 on and off with 4 at any given time. Then about 120-300 brits with a max of about 20 on at the same time for any extended period of time.

>>79310727
fuk of di

>>79310708
He looks lizardlike there

>>79310722
you fuck off

>>79310723
I'll have you know I'm 6'4 and built like a Greek shithouse

>>79310731
no we'll probably just get them out and have a look or two before we split after we smoke

>>79310731
im here pretty much all day everyday :)

>I'm 6'4 and built like a Greek shithouse
we've got a literal gorilla here

shart pooperberg

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The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of
The wave, can't stop
Ever wonder if it's all for you?

honestly don't think a cuntier person than Zuckerberg exists

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can't stop the feeling that you paid for

weed is for low-class niggers

cocaine is for us with refined taste

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all the key west streams are offline now

Youtube seems to have decided to flood my suggested videos with Rick and Morty clips and stoned simpsons EDM mixes

NEED a good alternative website STAT

>>79310790
really intensely like piers morgan

>>79310840
vimeo

nearest shops: co-op, ladbrokes and greggs

>>79310852
Didn't know that was still alive tbqh

>>79310815
yes but you see ive smoked weed pretty much every day for 10 years. if that were cocaine, i'd be dead

>>79310853
>the north

>>79310865
Not true bowie did coke for 20 years straight

>>79310880
london has fallen

>>79310840
vid.me
bitchute
minds (not strictly a video site but has plenty)

>>79310938
fuck you bitch

ours is the fury

going to do an absolutely massive post before I have a kip

rorke and rasheed alike will be reeling and reevaluating their entire belief systems, the entire history of gimmicks will be rewritten in a manner which separates ones from before my post and ones from after because of how much influence it will have on them

just you wait

>>79310753
t-thats not a good thing m8

>>79310751
aha nothing weird then

>>79310884
scotland
high streets are just depressing, theres also closed-down barbers, dodgy solicitors, iceland, william hill etc

>>79310943
not in the mood for your shite

now fall back before i turn your jaw to dust

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

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>>79310986
*takes me shirt off*

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just did some pushups lads
25 of them

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>>79311002
>K
FOOL!!!!!!

Once I saw a brick fall from high up on a building site.
Just missed a guy's shoulder by four inches.

Smashed his head in.

look at all these foreign cunts using our slang
literally screaming (and cringing) heavily

>>79311025
why'd you do that?

One of my m8s has been acting pretty shifty lately

Reckon he might've figured out I had drunken relations with his mum a while back

One of my m8s has been acting pretty shifty lately

Reckon he might've had drunken relations with his mum a while back

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I neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>79311025
>>79311041
both equally good posts

>>79311074
cheers

>cringing
'dit

reckon i'm beyond saving and may as well kms now

>>79311090
cringe

>kms
'tube 'ents 'ection

Can't get it up unless i slap the sacc a few times these days

>>79311109
' 'e a' we' as' 'ad' y'?

Redtube parents selection?

croissant
pronunciation: CRASS-on'

>>79311090
>>79311109
>>79311124
blogspot tier post

just realised YouTube Red and Red Tube are strikingly similar in their names

>>79311127
cringe

>>79311140
fat cat fart

>>79311140
spotted the LinkedInner

>>79311140
cringe

>>79311155
>>79311162
back to expedia!

>>79311170
not-mentioned

>>>/aol/

what do you call a canadian in autumn? compost

Seeing a nurse
Hoping for a qt bank teller next

>>79311155
fuck off back to Wordpress

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the pornfu

would unironcially marry her

Heard my old man had been sacked from his job as a highway worker for stealing.
I didn't want to believe it, but when I went around to his house, all the signs were there.

>>79311197
peng (bad)

>>79311197
marrying your horse isn't legal

Exit signs.
They're on the way out if you ask me.

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haha xx

>>79311197
bad (peng)

>>79311229
what flavour?

Velcro?
Absolute rip off.

>>79311197
>>79311203
>>79311211
>>79311216
>>79311225
>>79311229
>>79311233
>>79311235

go back to VK where you belong

>>79311242
*laughs*

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>>79311235
awesomesauce lol

Heard Bono had a tumble off stage during a performance recently.

Seems he was standing far too close to the Edge

Saw a bloke walking home with a scrabble set when he dropped it in the road.
I said what's the word on the street?

>>79311243
Bebo-tier post

>>79311272
altavista comment

>look up a tune i like on youtube
>barely any views
feels strangely good lads

>>79311284
troggy

What's the deal with airline peanuts?

When I was young I used to think I was a man trapped in a womans body.
But then I was born.

>>79311281
back to rods n sods mate

what alt coins are you lads holding these days?

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sue

>>79311310
aud

>>79311300
back to BBC pidgin

cocaine boyz

>>79311310
stox

>>79311310
have a 5 eurocent coin somewhere although maybe not anymore in fact not sure if i ever actually had one, might've just dreamed it into existence

imagine spending your Sunday morning dumping pictures of Asian bints for strangers who don't remotely care

>>79311310
got some Belgian Franks

remember when cuckio posted his entire fingerbox collection for us

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*goes back to bbc pidgin*

once saw a hyundai accent with a western australian licence plate on the front

reckon he drove through the centre of the earth to the shopping centre i saw him driving around at

not sure whether to jump straight into narcos season 3 or do a rewatch of the first 2 first

beetroot shits are really scary when you forget you had beetroot

>>79311379
be dangerous just go straight for 3 lad

>>79311379
I've got a better idea: shut your brain off and eat some popcorn

reckon most girls have gone black these days and the ones that haven't definitely fantasise about it

really wish i was black desu

gf teases me for my autistic hobbies and interests

jake paul reminds me of chief keef desu

wonder how old the oldest person who regularly posts on 4chan is

excluding /pol/ because we all know there are a lot of legitimate Facebook dads there

I reckon 53

regularly tease my autistic bf for having interests and hobbies

last of the charlie racked up

feeling a bit sad

>>79311429
there must be some oldies on the weird hobby boards like /toy/ or /p/ if they have nothing else to do all day

>>79311429
William Shatner has confirmed on Twitter that he regularly posts and lurks on some board (think /x/) and he's in his late eighties

>>79311429
there was an image doing the rounds when i first started coming here on /b/ back in about 2013. a screencap of a thread where a 60 something year old had happened upon the site and spent about a year lurking trying to work out how to post. he finally posted to say hello to everyone, and that he enjoyed the website and the funny pictures we all post. some anons talked him through using his webcam to take a picture and post it. it's literally a mid to late 60's guy with a massive moustache smiling and waving. thread went absolutely nuts and he stayed and posted more pics.

i wish i saved more images back then. there was some really funny shit

choc got KO'd :(

doing a lament

>>79311369
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this image

>>79311369
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this image

>>79311528
>>79311537
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

>>79311489
/tv/, /b/, and /x/
he's also aware of Baneposting

state of commies
https://twitter.com/AquaMarching/status/888891983766343682

>>79311498
my dad is 68 and knows about the 'chon
he probably posts here

> Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)22:33:48 No.79311528>>79311545
>>79311369
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this image
Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)22:34:39 No.79311537>>79311545
>>79311369
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this image
Anonymous 09/09/17(Sat)22:35:17 No.79311545
>>79311528
>>79311537
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

>>79311528
>>79311545
I actually did tho

>>79311582
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

>>79311563
don't understand how people can get so brainwashed desu

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>there might be several pensioners reading and judging your posts as we speak

pensioner here, ama

bloody arrogant labour millenial student twats need not apply

had an amusing mental image

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Would you fuck a Basketball American?

>>79311582
fuck off. don't larp as me you wanker.

but yeah I actually did

>>79311616
the yank post

>>79311616
i have

>>79311616
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

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it always amuses me how runts think old people can't figure out the internet or understand any of our gimmicks
i reckon the majority of the best gimmicks have been created by older folks

>>79311616
yeah if she were attractive

>>79311637
>>79311570
>>79311545
>>79311537
>>79311528
>>79311587
it's a fair gimmick. not sure if it'll stick past tonight though.

>>79311616
no, white women are more attractive and I have not reached a point in my sexual frustration where I begin obsessing and fetishizing other races of women

>>79311670
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

>>79311656
strange that you would have sex with someone if they were attractive innit

>>79311616
she'd have to be a literal 10/10 to meet up to my standards honestly

>>79311654
shut the fuck up dad

>>79311687
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

>>79311656
>>79311672
>>79311682
virgins

cringing as we speak

>>79311677
im pretty fucked up thats why i spend my time on the asshole of the internet

>>79311670
it was alright in the original form but when "image" was replaced with "post" the gimmick really went to the next level

>>79311709
was i fucking speaking to you?

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real bruce hours

>>79311711
*enlarges post*
*exhales sharply through nose*

>>79311711
I disagree. I think the gimmick was better in it's raw format.

keep doing farts that are wet

>>79311723
enlarging...

>>79311728
>>79311730
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

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>>79311742
SHART

anyone remember the khan'd meme ?

>>79311759
yeah but anyone else remember the cuckio meme?

>>79311759
i do, i'm a bit of an oldfag as you can probably tell

>>79311759
it was literally one Pole forcing that
he's the same one that makes threads making fun of Australian internet and formerly "i lik spen" threads

>>79311766
KHAN'D

>>79311742
i am streaming blood red liquid beetroot shits every 10 minutes. i literally cannot trust a fart, have to go to the toilet to release. in fact i had to go again half way through writing this post, and have only now come back to finish it

>>79311784
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

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There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave her boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

>>79311784
may need to see a doctor friend

not a single pixel

shan't

>>79311815
>>79311818
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

hillary clinton is not my president

>>79311824
but there's two posts

>>79311829
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

Dinkle Tinkletrousers is not my elected representative

>>79311841
>>79311845
exhaled sharply through my nose upon enlarging this post

theresa may is not my prime minister

starting to think Trump and Drumpf are the same person

wonder if that bloke has gone for another shit haha

I must remain loyle to my capo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjb7QtMEBUg
*drives toward tornado*

Donald Trump is not my president

upon review this has been a pretty grim thread so far

>>79311861
not yet but its imminent

Britain has had black people in it during the following periods in history.
4000BCE - 1900CE
1970CE - Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain has only existed for 70 odd years and is therefore a historical anomaly.

wassup gangstas

ate some bad KFC one day and did a record 32 poos that night
my jap's eye was raw suffice it to say

amazing how you can just pick any random two words and people will just instantly recognize you're talking about Trump, even if they're made up

wonder what it will evolved to by the end of his term, binary or random sets of mathematical equations maybe?

>>79311877
Notice the lack of union jacks?
Theres your problem

>>79311893
japs eye means urethra you dim y*nk

turnip trouser

>>79311895
umm sweaty the australian flag has a union jack on it and there's a bunch of australians here

bog sparkle

>>79311907
nice try but i shan't be bamboozled on this lovely saturday evening

>>79311917
eh aboot

>>79311907
maybe that's what he meant moron

doorbell grump

>>79311934
>>79311925
yujm

>>79311895
don't think 4chan is the ocean so don't see how we're supposed to have those here

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>>79311934

>dads got his dick cut
>parents both tell me not to be racist despite being racist themselves
>parents are very thrifty
>got an above average size nose which i have always been uncomfortable with
Think i might be jewish

>>79311925
>>79311934
is it true that yanks can't look up?

i love being white

hate being white

>dads got his dick cut
>parents both tell me not to be racist despite being racist themselves
>parents are very thrifty
>got an above average size nose which i have always been uncomfortable with
Think i might be jewish

>>79311945
go talk to your local Rabbi about joining
as you become more powerful they will teach you secret jew magicks

>>79311956
t. doorbell milkshake

>dads got his dick cut
>parents both tell me not to be racist despite being racist themselves
>parents are very thrifty
>got an above average size nose which i have always been uncomfortable with
Think i might be jewish

>>79311956
what's your go-to insult lads?

've taken to calling people cumshots lately

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Jewish_socialists

dalhousie turnover is NOT

MY

PRESIDENT

miss Tony Abbott

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DON'T OPEN THIS LADS

>>79311999
>1.71mb
who would

'e

deli grope

>>79311999
>anime
who would

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>tiny brain
gillard
>small brain
abbott
>big brain
rudd
>massive brain
howard
>huge brain with light coming out of it
are turno

>>79311999
>brit
who would

need rudd back in business

Anonymous 09/10/17(Sun)14:42:59 No.79312023

>>79311975
bogbrush

i'm related to kevin rudd

hate him but

donald drumpf is a fat fascist orange

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>>79312036
slightly miss him

>>79312048
>>79312048
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>>79312038
>unironically living in sa

nickity neck yourself

All whites get the bullet come the revolution.

>>79312068
can i have mine in the ballbag?

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