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brit
my book edition

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BRKCEfMe5iPvzru-47FE0lcTRJIWsqmuOULR-OuNcHA/edit?usp=drivesdk
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runted it
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nick wilde is my husbando
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hmm
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>>79303153
there's going to be water everywhere you brainlet
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>>79304318
skimmed it
decent
liked the bit that said "no milk today"
herman's hermit innit
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in Chinatown lads
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'ERE CUM DE HOTSTEPPA
MURRRRDERAAAH
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babestation
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>>79304190
the virgin compliment, really hope your post was ironic
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>>79304332
cheers
I thought having a big arse was a good thing
>>79304318
semi-autobiographical?
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Haven't been able to find any black girls on tinder for days
might have to move to London or something
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wish i had a yank friend
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>>79304367
VERY inappropriate post
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even fat girls don't like me
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>>79304382
hi
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what does it mean?
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increasingly feeling like being an autist means it's literally the spark of humanity that's missing from me.
well, not really a spark, more like a catalyst. all the other components are there and this one itself undergoes no changes, but that's the thing that makes humans human and interact so well.

even if all the motions of socialising normally are gone through perfectly (i.e. a computer wouldn't be able to tell.) humans can sense this absence and are averse to it. the reaction fizzles.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glXfvSBkEp4
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>>79304382
i wish i had an icelandic friend
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who /hiv/ here?
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KEY WEST IS NOT SAFE

I REPEAT

KEY WEST. IS. NOT. SAFE.
ITS TOO LATE TO EVACUATE. MAY GOD HELP YOUR SOULS
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was in chinatown soho and there was more whites than chineses
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>>79304374
yes
(im Kai)
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let's hear it for frankie
frankie teardrop
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Right-wing gf
pros:
>wants to please and serve her man
>loves cooking and baking
>wears dresses and other traditionally feminine clothes
>close relationship with family, doesn't have too many friends
>sweet voice and will talk cutely to you
>submissive
>hates political correctness
>fearful/hateful of wogs and muzzies
>loves classical music, traditional dancing
>loves the holidays
>enjoys a comfy night in
>extremely loyal
cons:
>boring conversationalist
>not very bright/educated
>doesn't want to do anything exciting
>might be crazy/super religious
>will only date you if you have good genetics and are financially secure
>might not have sex till marriage
>boring in bed
>might deny sex

Left-wing gf
pros:
>always up for a night out
>will get drunk with you/take psychedelic drugs with you
>will have interesting debates with you about anything
>educated and intelligent
>really compassionate about causes she cares about
>kind to everyone regardless of colour, creed or sexuality
>amazing in bed, will experiment with you on everything, always up for anal, will offer threesomes with her friends
>nipple piercings
>watches lots of good films, shows, reads lots of books
>hatesex when you get angry
cons:
>not loyal at all, will want an open relationship half the time
>feminist
>probably has been fucked by black guys, if not, will always talk about how she finds black celebrities attractive
>defends Islam
>covered in tattoos
>unnaturally coloured dyed hair
>spends half of her day checking social media
>too many male friends
>has been fucked at nearly every rave and festival in the country
>has had STDs before
>either has depression, borderline personality disorder or some other mental illness
>daddy issues
>might go crazy and claim you raped her
>if you marry her, might divorce you randomly because she's not satisfied and take your house and kids
>will probably abort your kids if you get her pregnant anyway though
>probably takes too many drugs
>generally an unpleasant person
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I plan on moving to Denmark, getting facial reconstructive surgery to make me look Danish, bleaching my skin, and dying my hair blond.
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>>79304426
gentrification
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rL4xYyaDjU

Offensively bad
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LA skyline
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screaming that this runt thinks i will read his post if he posts it a second time
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just got number of the beast in the mail, songs i rate: run to the hills, 22 acacia avenue, and hallowed be thy name
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>>79304425
literally me apart from being gay and the guns and sunglasses
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Cheers to the lad who recommended ublock origin. It's working a treat.
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>>79304411
desu sociality is humanitys defining trait
its even the reason we evolved such supreme intelligence

(before you snap back in disagreement read the social brain hypothesis, which most biologists will cite as the strongest theroy in human cognitive evolution)

so yeah, in that respect I would agree that being an autist is lacking the spark of humanity. But don't despair.. Now is a better time in history than any to be autistic
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>>79304425
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Might go to Chernobyl for my 30th
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>>79304459
I'm not missing my daily commute to LA at all haha
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>>79304479
And?
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*enters the thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1270cn0YxSo
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>>79304490
fucking normies
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>>79304395
10pm-5am is nudie night time
boobs and bums out
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>>79304480

BRING YOUR DAUGHTER
BRING YOUR DAUGHTER
TO THE SLAAAAAAAAUUUUGGHTER
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>>79304490
>don't have any of those
will people actually think i'm weird?
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Dad turns on the TV and watches films when they're already halfway finished

bizarre man
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>>79304514
oh gosh
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>>79304456
BANGIN 747 JETS THATS HOW I ROLL
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Do you reckon she knows what's she is getting herself into?
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>>79304456
>starring Charlie Sheen, Whoopi Goldberg,
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>>79304490
I don't have any of these and I actually have an incredibly healthy social life

this dogfiltering faggot can fight me irl
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>>79304482
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>>79304485
>social brain hypothesis

>anthropology
>social science
binned
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>>79304429
are you actually the
>semi-autobiographical novel about a young man falling in love with a girl over the internet
lad
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>>79304456

Who the fuck thought that lift falling scene was a good idea

>they say it's not the fall that kills you
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need a 2b gf
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>>79304425
please delete this
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>>79304482
If you want to go further down the rabbit hole of blocking stuff, you should check out uMatrix. It's made by the same guy
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>>79304565
literally me in 5 years when the graphics are better
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3rd spliff of the day
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>>79304564
>>anthropology
>>social science

you clearly don't know what you are talking about
its just biology. Not remotely social science.
stop trying to spread your brainlet ignorance
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>>79304611
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>>79304546

>AIDS ridden druggie 9/11 truther in lead role
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>>79304607
I love Denmark!
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>>79304607
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need a trashy gf
simple as
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>>79304448
>>always up for a night out
>>will get drunk with you/take psychedelic drugs with you
>>will have interesting debates with you about anything
>>really compassionate about causes she cares about
>>kind to everyone regardless of colour, creed or sexuality
>>nipple piercings
these aren't good things
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>>79304615
shame about the face
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might go see an escort next week
thoughts?
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>>79304615
wew
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>>79304456
spoiler the towers fall
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>>79304534
We're literally going to have quadroons in the monarchy
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>>79304490
I have a skype that I used to use for international calls to family abroad. now i just use whatsapp. used to have jewbook until they made everything so accessable to everyone. It is tiresome listing all the no answers as they list every social media platform asking if you have it so they can add you. Then they look at you like an alien. I have a phone. If people want me they can have my phone number and speak to me, even send me pictures if they so like! Why do i need social media?
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>>79304638
being kind to everyone is a good thing

I don't like islam at all but I am still respectful to muslims as individuals like I would be to any other person until they give me cause not to be.
thats how you should conduct yourself.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOKdDwMxfOc

doing a choon
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>>79304632
i feel more of an empathetic response to the simpsons than the higher things.
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>>79304650
ridiculously grim
delete the post actually
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>>79304606
Might have a look. Already got Ghostery, that seems pretty good. And Adblock+, obviously.
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>>79304671
nah. muslims and other groups don't deserve kindness
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>caty cole spending ages on the mic talking about the guy's on the phones performance and mocking some of them for cumming too quickly
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anime
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>>79304627
it's aite
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there's this 1 canadian poster who is here 24/7
i know this because I am also here 24/7
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>>79304671
>thats how you should conduct yourself.
people can conduct themselves however they wish, fascist.
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>>79304685
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need a fat gf who takes it up the arse
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need a cuddling partner for the upcoming winter season
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>>79304695
>how to spot a bitter, angry twat 101
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>>79304715
>>79304723
now kiss
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>>79304650

what a fat bitch
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>>79304695
>judging every member of a group as the same
>even when that group includes little children
>even when there are over a billion people in that group
Bit low resolution innit?
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THIS IS OKAY?
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>>79304695
I disagree but I respect your opinion
Kindness is the way to understanding and after that peace.

I'm a scouser and have been judged many times before people have gotten to know me by fellow english

now if I acted how they expected me to be, what would that achieve? But if I act like an educated compassionate human being I might succeed in making them question their own prejudices and reducing the amount of unnecessary hate and conflict in our world. x
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HOTEL
MOTEL
HOLIDAY INN
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>>79304752
FONT
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>>79304709
know who else is here 24/7?
me.

wonder how many heated exchanges we've had
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>>79304686
Ghostery is run by an ad company and probably shouldn't be trusted. You don't need Adblock+ if you have uBlock, they both do the same thing but uBlock does it better

All you really need is uBlock and NoScript. Add uMatrix if you really want to control what gets through
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hate speech is worse than murder
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>>79304709
he is permanently kept awake with speed, amphetamines and drum&bass
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peng film on BBC 1
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>>79304763
>scouser
>fellow english
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>>79304744
is it true that there are concentric circles of fences around the Stonehenge and that you have to pay according to how close you want to get?
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>>79304785
what film
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Heather Heyer was a fat worthless slut who deserved it.
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>>79304791
I'm not going to be sucked into this
I am far to zen right now my friend

how is your night going?
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>>79304621
Wrong there is two types of it, biological one and the social science one. Your particular theory is the social science type, it's the study of social groups
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there's literally a scouse in the house.

everyone check your wallets.
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>>79304795
the rookie
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bit mad how blackies have no self awareness
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>>79304751
nope, it's a self defence mechanism. why should i care for groups i have fuck all in common with?
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>>79304805
Fine how's the weather on the emerald isle paddy?
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got 69 matches on tinder haha
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>>79304684
rose tinted googles.
simpsons is shit, rick and morty is the only good 21st century cartoon, it's mature unlike the others
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>>79304823
is she trying to look posh or what? it's not working
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>>79304808
literally wrong though.
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>>79304798
this
reminds me of rosa luxemburg, another communist slag who got put down.
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lol...this is a good one
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eating maccies

going to wake up tomorrow with loads of acne
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>>79304448
monogamy is reactionary as fuck. Would take the revolutionary qt any day.
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>>79304841
In terms on ancestry I'm less than one thirty twoth irish. But the weather here today was very nice actually. Bit of rain in the morning but besides that hot and sunny. Had a lovely sparring session with the lads
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>>79304792
no? I dont think so
there's just one path it looks to me
and the website only lists 1 price
t. driven past it countless times
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>>79304490
i have a facebook for keeping up with my family and a snapchat for adding chicks from online. don't post anything about myself on either. this dude's probably actually gay though bc of that pic
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>>79304791
>scouser
>not irish
pick one
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if you haven't been posting here since craven then you can bugger off
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>>79304877
commie nonce
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>>79304877
actual nonce alert
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>>79304890
would like to topple it
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if you haven't been posting since the big bang then you can bugger off
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>>79304580
no
that sounds gay and stupid
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>>79304757
Muslims Shouldnt be punished for any crimes they commit (as if they have done anything wrong ever)
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Twitch chat keeps calling me a normie ;_;
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even my autismo friends play sports and are into football

what is wrong with me
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>>79304914
>>79304911
look at the markings around her eyes
she's about 30
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>>79304911
>>79304914
she has wrinkles. she's just a petite mummy
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don't see the point of dating 'interesting' or 'intelligent' women
just date a man at that point
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>>79304865
My sisters an anthropologist and I just asked her. Feel free to prove me wrong, I'll just get my sister to argue for me haha
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Classic Simpsons>Futurama>American Dad>South Park>Archer>King of the Hill>>>>>>Family Guy>>Rick and Morty>>>>>Current Simpsons
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>>79304952
poof
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>>79304952
want to date a girl and pretend i'm only average intelligence and that she's smarter than i am and one day whip out the big brain
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>>79304959
>Classic Simpsons>Futurama>American Dad>South Park>Archer>King of the Hill>>>>>>Family Guy>>Rick and Morty>>>>>Current Simpsons

All awful estrogen Baumstein rubbish
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>>79304959
home movies > this list
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Reckon I've had a full on argument with many of you

Mad how you think there's an infinite number of people in Brit when really you're just arguing with the same people over and over again
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>>79304959
>no bojack horseman
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>>79304792
yeah you have to pay extra to get really close
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>>79304952
mong desu.

ive had 21 one night stands. one of them was legitimately smart and powerful (financial advisor) and that intelligence was incredibly hot

never been more in love
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>>79304959
https://vimeo.com/77873664
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>>79304959
family guy = current simpsons
king of the hill > south park

otherwise fine
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filtered the american flag
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in terms of intelligence
Rick and morty > Bob's Burgers > South Park > Family Guy > >Adventure Time > American Dad > Simpsons >>>>>>> everything else
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>>79304988
yeah I honestly think there's actually very few regular posters here
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>>79304955
Well my degree and masters are in Biol
but I have a better solution

https://44984771-a-62cb3a1a-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/dmobbs/relatedness_class/Dunbar_1998.pdf?attachauth=ANoY7crVe8C-iu8Gqw0Amtx9gwXXxpPp8tqq4JnicN61gLbxB1BOFga5fGWgSL5G5remwm7X9sQvtGdRg1IBUinXfepd9ztXwf3K86arjExq4i7sRV2c9V8ZGisylTTfZYsP_qlD_rbZ0dsdiepZxok4QQ50O3MTNHBbsVWG8_kxokN1snEzg9u5OfrW00kczVp4VaqtmLa-DMFmj6gUbazm7QI7t-7CASF9K-jrjRQD5hBHES-YHFQ%3D&attredirects=0

just read this, (its not that long) and You'll be able to see for yourself that its clearly actual science and not social science
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>>79304959
>>79304984
>>79304990
FOY

oh w-wait we like your stuff. god brits are pathetic.
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>>79304840
An individual's race or religion is usually a relatively small part of their identity. You have lots in common with each individual, as humans. Yes, we have to identify dangerous groups and be wary of their members, but treating every single muslim as equally dangerous is throwing the baby out with the bathwater. This kind of lazy ignorance gives cover to dangerous groups within Islam (eg. Salafist and Wahhabi men) who can claim all criticism of their group is your kind of ridiculously broad prejudice, and cry racism when accused of things they are absolutely guilty of as a group.
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>>79305023
mate shush most of us stick up for you, its the pakis that dont like you because they got droned
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>https://44984771-a-62cb3a1a-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/dmobbs/relatedness_class/Dunbar_1998.pdf?attachauth=ANoY7crVe8C-iu8Gqw0Amtx9gwXXxpPp8tqq4JnicN61gLbxB1BOFga5fGWgSL5G5remwm7X9sQvtGdRg1IBUinXfepd9ztXwf3K86arjExq4i7sRV2c9V8ZGisylTTfZYsP_qlD_rbZ0dsdiepZxok4QQ50O3MTNHBbsVWG8_kxokN1snEzg9u5OfrW00kczVp4VaqtmLa-DMFmj6gUbazm7QI7t-7CASF9K-jrjRQD5hBHES-YHFQ%3D&attredirects=0
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>>79304988
I like the guy who calls people dumb twats and the guy who calls people pakis
they're really a match made in heaven
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state of yanks
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>ive had 21 one night stands
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>>79305015
this post was literally written by a redditor
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>one of them was legitimately smart and powerful (financial advisor)
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>>79305022
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blatant phishing link DO NOT CLICK
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>>79305023
fun fact. i have been posting here since 2013 and have never once told a yank to fuck off JUST for the sake of being a yank. I like yanks. the people here who obsessively yank hate are rasheeds.
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>>79305058
21 one night stands and you've more likely than not got herpes. because you're having sex with girls who have one night stands
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The BBC is more biased than /pol/.
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>>79305022
nice try
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gimmicks that have recently made a triumphant return:
>>79305052
>>79305058
good work lads
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>liking Yanks

Sheed behaviour.
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I will break an Australian over my knee
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>>79305022
i'm a fucking idiot, can't believe i went there. i hope you get banned
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>>79305063
its not a phishing link. Its just a pdf link from google scholar, I don't know why it looks so long though but I've clicked it myself

so either read it or stop memeing pls
Its too late for a "pretending to be retarded on purpose" argument
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>>79305078
bizzarro post
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>>79305099
>implying
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>>79305076
they never went away you spunknugget
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wish these yank lovers would fo
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need a feedee gf
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What are you lads up to right now?
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>>79305095
are you ok?
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>>79305095
>>79305074
>>79305063
>>79305119

ok then just google "social brain hypothesis" for yourselves and click the first scholar link that has "dunbar" on it if you don't trust me.
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>>79305124
not true
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>>79305141
watching manlet tears play resi 4
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>>79305145
nah not gonna risk getting a virus to win an argument
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>>79305141
trying to remember the cuckio meme
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>>79305141
might wee then wank, in that order
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Dua
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>>79305173
used to get horrible cramps if i did that
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I know dumb london pakis like you hate freedom, because it means people can call you out on your bullshit. That's what it is though, freedom, freedom of though, freedom of expression, and that's what you hate. Because you are a dumb london paki.
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>>79305162
link, love that guy
>>79305059
>said the redditor falling for obvious bait
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzZb6kfctEU
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>>79305186
>horrible cramps
what
>>
>>79305171
It's not worth your time
>>
>>79305141
playing football manager
>>
anyone remember the Σrio meme
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM7ro_nBCHI

thoughts?
>>
>>79305168
whatever you say
I think its clear I was right and you were just arguing for no reason on account of the 'tism

good night to you.
>>
>>79305213
Don't care
>>
>>79305208
Nice who are you managing?
>>
>>79305203
don't have the slightest clue why
>>
>>79305199
twitch tv/ britbongontwitch
>>
google docs is a botnet
>>
>>79305212
you've got to be a little more clever than that
>>
>>79305225
still wrong.
>>
>>79305186
hate needing a wee while wanking, doesn't feel good and weeing too soon after a wank can sometimes cause burning on the tip. best to do it before
>>
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Samantha Cameron is perfect
I have been in love with her for years
I must fuck her before I die. I must. I hate Britain more than any other country but I want Samantha in my bed more than any other cunt.

How hard do you think Dave fucked her after the election win for the tories?
How do you think he fucked her?
Do you think he bought bacon flavoured condoms then laughed as she gagged on his cock, saying ''wow, are you Ed Miliband? Bacon isn't that hard to swallow''?
Do you think he laughed and said ''I don't have to go into a coalition with Clegg but your cunt better prepare for a coalition with my load''?

Do you think she enjoys it when Dave fucks her? How do you think she sounds when she orgasms? Do you think she watches the white cloud falling out of her pussy and screams ''LICK IT OUT OF ME, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER DISABLED MONSTER''?

I would give her the best sex she could ever hope to have. She is Downing Street and I'd make sure she was downing sweet, sweet cum from my brown shrivelled little cock

I know Indians rape is a meme but I would rape her.
>>
when women get together they literally just talk about men
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back from toil
>>
Just had a cheeky fap to a Russian women with big tits. Now I need to decide what I will have for breakfast.
>>
germany is a botnot
>>
>>79305251
thought you're going to bed? so autistic you need to get the last word in
>>
>>79305229
Busan Ipark in the K League Challenge
>>
>>79305243
all of google is a botnet
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVc1hvD6mCw
fashy lads
>>
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I've been to this thing
>>
>>79305281
not going to bed just finished talking to you
seems like you're the autist desperate for the last word
>>
>>79305196
who?
>>
business idea: build HS2 over my bollocks
>>
anime
>>
>>79305260
what do you work as
>>
gonna get fucked up on xanax
>>
why did they make resi evil so that you can't move while aiming?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7zH8Dhe7Mk

pentagram of ket
>>
grew up in a council estate
seen nothing in life
still get excited when I see tropicana in the fridge
>>
>>79305287
Are you winning?
>>
>>79305297
good lads
>>
>>79305257
yeah Bechdel test is a bunch of shit tbqh
>>
>>79305314
No anime allowed.
>>
>>79305319
honestly prefer not to say
>>
>>79305333
how is it growing up on council estate
imagine its grim
>>
Lads can you post that picture that'll make me want to wank.

You know, THAT picture
>>
>>79305333
hope this post was true
got a chuckle out of it either way
>>
do not acknowledge the frenchie
>>
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>tfw you're actually posting amongst council estate dwelling povvos
>>
Brian the snail
>>
>>79305353
The Tim picture?
>>
>>79305361
better than judgemental toffs desu.
>>
>>79305360
Why? I like the French lads they always rag on autismo yank
>>
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>>79305343
amine
>>
>>79305359
>>79305350
not funny
>>
>>79305336
wish we had marches like that here
>>
>>79305369
the butthurt post
>>
>>79305345
it took some very sweaty dead-faced men at least a few days to make this
>>
MAYBE ITS YOU-U-U-U-U-U-U
MAYBE ITS ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TRLjV-rgg
>>
>>79305302
always thought conch was a stupid word
>>
>>79305369
obviously not you scummy little twat
>>
>>79305360
why? i didnt do anything wrong
>>
owlcucks are awake
>>
saw "it" last night lads
>>
>>79305422
same, what did i think?
>>
>>79305345
noncer
>>
>>79305422
saw what?
>>
don't care
>>
Have you lads seen the absolute state of /qa/ recently?
>>
>>79305405
Are the birdcucks gone for the winter?
>>
>>79305401
>>79305388
not him, not underclass but you seem extremely bitter and I would rather go to the pub with the council estate mong than you
>>
Ah yes growing up poor

Can't function as a normal adult and people assume I'm a weird shut in. Going to a restaurant? no idea what to do or how it all works. Going on a flight? err anon why are you so confused?
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>smelly scum criminal chavs are better than "judgemental" clean-shaven, well-spoken, successful and accomplished upper middle class lads
>>
>>79305334
blew a 7 point lead at the top and am now 2nd and 9 points behind Gwangju FC with 5 games to go
>>
>>79305388
>>79305401
not really.. I mean sure you were born with a bit of wealth and nepotism on your side but so what?

look how angry you've both already gotten. Money can't make up for being a small minded brainlet. I might have been born poor but I'm better than you in every other way human worth can be measured.
feel bad for you
>>
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>>79305443
>>>/qa/1565204
>>
disgusting frog eater
>>
>>79305452
How fucking poor were you
>>
>>79305141
Got this on my second monitor, in HD:
Nonstop Cực Mạnh 2018 - Nhạc Sàn DJ Cuốn Và Hút - Tiếp Lửa Đam Mê
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sCfmsuQerk

Just getting to grips with this NoScript thing, which seems to have made my browser a bit faster already, and given me control of what's going on with my Firefox. Still learning, but it's good so far.
>>
>>79305455
thanks for proving my point, Your parent might have a bit of money but you are just a low calibre human lacking basic decency.
>>
>>79305455
you're not upper middle-class lol that's like the likes

>"Although such categorisations are not precise, popular contemporary examples of upper-middle-class people may include Boris Johnson,[58] Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge,[59][60][61][62] David Cameron,[61][63] Helena Bonham Carter (actress),[64] and Matthew Pinsent (athlete).[65]"

nice delusion
>>
>>79305452
the first time i caught a flight it wasn't confusing at all. i just went and asked someone at the airport where my gate was. how is going to a restaurant hard? if it's a really posh word just don't get absolutely wankered and loud, it's pretty simple stuff.

i think you might just be awkward and stupid.
>>
>I might have been born poor but I'm better than you in every other way human worth can be measured.
the absolute insecurity of plebs is amazing
>>
>>79305456
You fucked it

Did you win any tournaments?
>>
if you put thin pieces of cheddar on a hot frying pan and let it get crispy it tastes really good
>>
NEW

>>79305508
>>79305508
>>
>>79305482
hes talking shit he's saying he's as well off as boris johnson
>>79305501
the delusion of you though
>>
>>79305474
>>79305499
like moths to a flame
>>
>>79305501
I'm 100% secure
If I wasn't I would feel the need to lash out at strangers for no reason like you do. Can't you see you're behaviour is pathetic?

If you were truly better you wouldnt need to sneer so much
>>
>>79305443
it was legitamely one of the best if not THE best board on the site when it started in early 2015, now it's just a /jp/colony
>>
>>79305474
FOB
>>
>>79305513
STOP
SPAMMING
EARLY
THREADS
>>
>>79305455
cringe that you talk about yourself in the third person like that with such admiration. do you huff your own farts in a bag all day?
>>
>>79305552
Yeah my bad i thought wed be at 300 by the time i posted it
>>
>>79305503
in the korean cup semi finals
>>
>>79305504
Pan: NICE & HOT
Fry half an onion (chopped)
Add garlic puree and rosemary
Add cubes of corned beef and cheddar
Add baked beans and hot sauce
Warm up 3-4 tortillas
Wrap the beef/cheese/onion mix in the tortillas
Spicy Beef & Onion Cheese Burritos: DONE
>>
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>>79305668
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