/brit/

cara

>>79302391
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

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anime

>>79302391
foot long curved magazines look so shitty and unaesthetic. if i get a rifle it's going to have a compact magazine

english americans are welcome in britain

post evidence a black hole exists without quoting einstein

*goose steps into the thread*
heil hitler!

bucks u fukcign eejit

WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING YOUTUBE ADS AGAIN?

those of you who said hemingways house isn't getting destroyed need to apologise to me

https://www.windy.com/?22.756,-79.805,6

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Yui

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWr2NUvbcVI
any alt right lads in

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>>79302438

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Irish culture lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBavwwWCdfY

glad Janny put a stop to early threads last night desu

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what video game should I play

business idea: christianity but without the god and jesus stuff

babestation

>>79302467
It's what he would've wanted. He blew himself away, his house should get the same end.

ive shagged more than 10 birds

>>79302500
shin megami tensei: strange journey. install desmume if you have to

>>79302488
all been disproved pretty recently by a UNC scientist
>Numerical simulation of a collapsing star that takes into account both GR and QM effects shows that instead of forming a black hole, the star should either explode or evaporate in the process as too much Hawking radiation is generated in the process to allow the star to reach the Schwarzschild radius. As a star cannot reach it, black holes (according to present understanding of science) cannot exist.

http://www.unc.edu/spotlight/rethinking-the-origins-of-the-universe/

>>79302445
you cant say that what the fuck

>>79302485
all these suit and tie conferences about huwhites and iq tests are really going to save the white race

>>79302517
Thought that was a captcha at first

>>79302485
>MacDonald
good lad
don't know/couldn't care about the others

>>79302529
north carolina mentioned

>>79302467

it hasn't sustained damage from any hurricane since being built in 1851

if hemingways house is demolished then all of key west will be demolished as well, does that seem likely?

business idea: pay some of the dark net to kill me

>>79302529
black holes are real

stop being edgy

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>>79302583

How long does it sit here screeching ones name into the abyss when one doesnt show up

>>79302570
where abouts lad

>>79302529
>The paper, which was recently submitted to ArXiv, an online repository of physics papers that is not peer-reviewed

binned

>>79302497
only after i did what i've mentioned half a dozen times
he also laid down some rapid ban requests

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you arrive in poland

>>79302576
yes keep burying your head in the sand

24 hours from now when its gone I want that apology.
>it hasnt happened yet so it can't happen at all

refuse to be taught about black holes by /brit/.

>>79302599
north carolina

wanted to have a wank high but we started getting bad weather and a tornadic thunderstorm in my area so i have to shelf the wank until at least about 8-9 o clock. too dangerous to fap. for now............

>>79302584
they've been disproved you mong by Steven Hawking too
https://arxiv.org/abs/1401.5761
http://www.newstatesman.com/future-proof/2014/01/stephen-hawking-now-thinks-there-are-no-black-holes

Mad how all those people in Cuba can survive without any fuss whilst the Americans scream and howl and run away.

Florida webcam is still boring

nothings happening

>>79302485
wtf was just watching mw's speech from that

>>79302631
you are a delusional little freak

reminder that space doesn't look like any picture you've seen

those multicolourd clouds of gas and galaxies are just black to human eyes

>>79302599
i live in north carolina

>>79302598
oi
get the fuck in

>>79302602
https://arxiv.org/abs/1401.5761
>>79302651
an you're smarter than stephen hawking?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504923240409.webm

courting the maiden

>>79302662
yeah but where abouts in north carolina

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doing an interview but they have barely any info about what they actually do on the site

hmm

>>79302644
https://www.windy.com/?22.756,-79.805,6

soon.

see if u can find a cuba webcam

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>>79302596
becomes a very different photo without the little lad

been in a hurricane and it was boring shite

used to absolutely love country lanes on my DT 125 when i were a lad. miss it. thinking of doing a CBT again and getting another 125 dirt bike literally just for that

>>79302677
not got a job yet? pathetic

doing a poo

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>CBT

>>79302663
Cant soz

listening to grover washington jr. lads

>>79302741
why.

guarantee I'm smarter than Stephen Hawking. How smart can he be? He doesn't know how to talk or how to use his legs, what a mong

>tfw life-long friend has become a nu-male

>>79302724
alri dan

>>79302738
yeah. the bike test, not the therapy. why JUST?

>>79302777
watch more porn kid

Youtube is interrupting my video every 5 mins for ads. How do I make it stop? I want to watch tasty Thai lasses dancing to club tunes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM0vpFYIZMs

APOLOGISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW YANKS INNOCENT BRITISH BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/09/two-british-couples-abandoned-island-hurricane-face-two-day/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_fb_tmg

>>79302754
>i'm smarter than the inventor of the speak n spell
what have you invented? nowt

>>79302688
same. was about 9 i think. my school closed and a big tree blocked the only road out so we all had to walk a mile or so up a road to get to parents' cars coming to pick us up. don't know what florida's so worried about tbph

>>79302796
update your ublock filters

>>79302795
i'm 28. i don't watch a lot of porn, though, granted. i think it's unhealthy.

just found out that the americans in brit are more intelligent and have more sex on average than the actual brits. wouldn't have thought

4,150,000 ads blocked since install

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>best friend is still a Rorke like me

>>79302834
>ublock
I use Firefox. Is that bad?

>>79302813
Hope they die desu

>find cider too sweet
>find beer too bitter

what alcoholic drink should I drink

>>79302867
you should have ublock origin installed in firefox

POST CUTE KITTIES

>>79302847
I'm brown and have listened to 17 of these

>>79302890
whisky or dry white wine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNH_EjHvm3I


*plays the keyboard*

>>79302741
why.

>>79302886
hope florida dies desu

>>79302938
I agree only spicseand niggers or a combination of the two live there

>>79302956
shouldn't wish ill on family

>>79302904
Nice one, cheers mate.

>>79302931
tfw the cat died

sex seems like something so easy to achieve yet something I'm so far away from

now playing: tricky - maxinquaye

>>79302938
hope you die too bitch

>>79302848
>tfw my best friend in the world since childhood is a lefty

he's not rampant about it or anything, he does does get annoyed when i talk about pakis and that. but he never really has an arguement as to why, just that he thinks i'm being offensive. it always gets laughed off both sides though, things have never got heated. i honestly blame his mrs, she's a rampant lefty and jump on any oppotunity to argue with me. and it's tough because she's his mrs so i have to try not to intentionally make her look as stupid as she is

>>79302890
>beer too bitter
drink better bear

>>79302988
GOOD lad

>>79302951
Being poor is not fun and idk why lower/centre middle class teenagers love to roleplay.

Still hate 50% of the "working class" though.

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Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?

Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.

Wyatt Earp: What does he need?

Doc Holliday: Revenge.

Wyatt Earp: For what?

Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

>>79303022
give me some beer reccies lad

>>79302951
i dont mind no heating at all
builds toughness and character

>>79302890
beer

>>79303001
My condolences.

*cucks you*

>>79302951
was she single? was she just not claiming benfits out of pride or what? because if my kids were having to sleep in the fucking cold or forgo food, i would claim benefits.

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getting ready for this hurricane lads

>>79302986
meh, everything dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GoGcVs6pbU

not sure how to feel

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>>79303046
Red Stripe
Boddingtons
Theakston Old Peculier

>>79303094
What are you going to do, stab him?

>>79302741
why.

>>79303094
and yet not a single waterproof coat or wellies

>>79303094
some water wouldn't go amiss you silly cunt

>>79302987

intimacy is a foreign language for an aspie like me. i blushed when a LESBIAN touched me at work.

>>79303088
hurr durr I read in the sun that people in benefits get a 100 grand a year and a free sky subscription

>>79302964
None in Florida atm

lol
people who complain about benefits are just bitter wageslaves who've fallen for tory memes

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>>79302922
You're not an African-American

Might go church tomorrow

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>>79303001
>tfw to intelligent to win an argument

>>79303046
i find amstel and grolsch sweeter than average, if you're worried about bitterness

>>79303170
if she was claiming benefits and you were going without heat or food, she was mismanaging her finances. very badly indeed.

>>79303114
>Red Stripe
Lol no. Boddingtons and Old Peculiar are top notch but Red Stripe is piss.

>>79303094
They never remember the bogroll.

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fully converted to ethno nationalism/fascism now lads
feels good

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lmaoooo truuuu xD

>>79303251
my concolences

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>Los Estados Unidos

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>>79303251
good lad

>>79303205
God isn't real

>>79303205
good lad

>>79303296
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>79303204
you can like hip hop and not be afro american

never been to church
what's it like

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>God isn't real

>>79303269
>shit long people say

MANLET DETECTED

went to an orthodox church once there were black people there was confusing

Been diagnosed as have the ol 'spergers since childhood lads.

yes yes Mtumbu please come to Britain so that you can live in a council flat in some post-industrial shithole with your ten children

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2 August 1133[
"King Henry's Eclipse": A total eclipse, recorded in the Peterborough Chronicle (under 1135 due to the vagaries of the dating system in use[): and the next day, as he lay asleep on ship, the day darkened over all lands, and the Sun was all

20 March 1140
A total eclipse, recorded by William of Malmesbury in his Historia Novella. In his opinion this was a sign which foretold the capture of King Stephen in the Battle of Lincoln in 1141. This is the Lenten eclipse also reported in the Peterborough Chronicle as being on the thirteenth day before the kalends of April: 'After this, during Lent, the sun and the day darkened about the noon-tide of the day, when men were eating; and they lighted candles to eat by. That was the thirteenth day before the kalends of April. Men were greatly wonderstricken

16 March 1485
Partial eclipse visible in London the same day as Richard III's queen, Anne Neville, died. Claimed as an ill omen by Richard's Tudor opponents.

There was no Total Solar Eclipse visible from the United Kingdom between 1724 and 1925.

>>79303221
how do you know?

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>>79303287

>>79303328
primarily boring

Knock, knock...

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>>79303202
STOP HEY WHAT'S THAT SOUND
ALL THE WORKING CLASS TORIES ARE IN THE GROUND

>>79303340
Why is the woman symbol red you fucking sexist?

I'm not real

*fades*

Ignore the white devil

>>79303296
Hello idiot

>>79303114
>red stripe
>boddingtons
nice meme
https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/red-stripe/748/
https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/boddingtons-draught-bitter/692/
>>79303046
literally just go on ratebeer and read reviews of the top rated ones and read the ratings and see if you'd like it

>>79303241
They will probably just shoot the shit off their arse in between firing at the hurricane

>>79303378
Who's there

>things i want to do but almost certainly will never happen:
write pulp fantasy/scifi books
learn Cantonese
learn Welsh
have a kid via a surrogate
work as a forest ranger

>>79303369
because i was raised (at least for several years) by a single mum on benefits. shit was really tight, we never had luxuries, i never had pocket money. but there was always food on the table and heat in the house.

>>79302741
why.

>ratebeer

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>Hey, Morty, could you hand me that *BURP* god on my workbench.
>R-Rick, there is no g-god o-
>That's right, Morty! There is no God! Fuck you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! SHIT ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!

>>79303426
I took up

some VOODOO SHIT YOURE DOIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260bjJxPdws

>>79303448
I took up who

>>79303448
i took up *long pause* who?

>>79303448
I took a shit

shut up kiss me hold me tight
OOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAOOOOOOOOUUOOOOOOOUUUOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*guitar solo*

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>>79303465
Gross. No one cares if you took a poo!

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need a jamaican weed

>>79303408
>going by what ratebeer says instead of trying it yourself and judging for yourself

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>>79303323
Enjoyed that pic. Got any more? I'll post some stuff from my Funny folder.

>>79303433
did your mum ever show you the finances or are you just assuming it was all paid for by benefits?

>>79303489
Teehee

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slagposting?

>>79303384
Did you just assume that symbol's gender???

just found out of the existence of 'gastropubs'

might do a cheeky ps4 play instead of going to bed

thoughts?

>>79303536
TRIPLE

COOKED

CHIPS

>>79303548
do atheists just all have autism?
really feels like it

>>79303536
I'm freaking out a little bit because a friend of mine asked me what a gastropub was yesterday at dinner and now this.

>>79303557
are you 12?

i can picture the most fantastic ideas in my head
but actually writing them down seems clumsy and tawdry

there has got to be a better way to tell stories than with words

doing a read
https://www.defendevropa.org/2017/the-establishment/4155/

>>79303548
don't you mean
- richard dawkins

someone pointed out recently that literally everything gervais says on atheism is a copy paste from dawkins or hitchens that he tries to pass off as his own

dishonourable

Been expelling putrid flatus all day and took a viscous liquidy poo earlier
Should get it checked out

>>79303557
what game?

>>79303506
this, his mum was probably sucking cock

>>79303548
He doesn't get it.
Other Gods are legitimate Gods in the Bible but they're just not the ones that'll save you when Revelations come.

>>79303620
fifa

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>>79303517

>>79303576
believing in magical sky wizards is more autistic, let's be honest

>>79303557
Sleep

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back from my poo

>>79302741
why.

>>79303594
have you tried film

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currently watching pinochio in russian

why, you might ask?
downloaded the wrong version, didn't i

>>79303620
assassin's creed lad

i am going to wait until someone posts a very right-wing opinion and then i'm going to call them rorke

>>79303592
27 la

>>79303620
crash bandicoot

>>79303637
nice, FUT, H2H or career mode?

>>79303670
haha

>>79303661
dont have the money or the manpower

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>>79303557

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504478345054.webm

>>79303548
The fact that so many diverse cultures have all tried to describe the same concept independently of each other makes that concept more credible, not less.

pakis out

>>79303506
not at the time, obviously, what with me being a child. but later in life, yes. she told me about the sacrifices she had to make at the time, which i didn't notice as a child. selling the car, shopping in charity shops, getting clothes from her sister. i'm not saying a life raising kids on benefits is one of luxury, or even a pleasant one, you struggle. but there IS enough there to feed your kids and heat your house, that is literally how family benfits are calculated. you're basically given around the minimum needed to tick over and survive. which includes eating and heating your house.

when you introduce alcohol or cigarettes, or gambling, or anything really that isn't totally neccesary, that's when you see the families start to really suffer.

>>79303700
rorke

wahey beat the aussie

>>79303647
it's not about magical sky wizards, it's about a sense of community and common feeling with others who share similar morals

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>>79303517
>>79303646
>tfw British slags make for the best shags
Why is it that they can never resist the superior BBC (Big Boer Cock) when they're down here?

>>79303382
literally only because of tradition

>>79303683
n sane trilogy is solid 2bh
hate the bike levels in crash 3, HATE it

>>79303697
A system that allows the intelligent to keep the plebs in line and make them do what they say will always be copied

>>79303708
Not a fucking word fuck off

gen xers have manage to stay cool into middle age, the boomers didn't manage that, they all became complete squares at 30

We should slash taxes on the wealthies earners and pay for it by cutting benefits and introducing charges for seeing GPs

>>79303733
Slags dont care about colour

>>79303736
yeah i just got the trilogy

made me remember how shit i was at it, still utterly dire i've just never been good at them

>>79303728
why do they get so mad when people say there isn't a magical sky wizard then?

>>79303749
because gen xers are failures

failure=cool

*posts my arsehole*
hows that for a black hole

are the icelandics here yet?

>>79303696
weird that the nazis would have probably outlawed the genre of music backing this video

>>79303749
hey my dad's still cool

>>79303770
I thought the boers were the white ones.

>>79303797
Seems you didn't attach the pic sweaty x

why do people play remakes of games from 20 years ago?

I am the face of unfuckability

>>79303652
did you enjoy it?

>>79302741
why.

>>79303493
i have. ratebeer is right 99 percent of the time

>>79303809
He's alright

writing a novel x

>>79303825
just pay for it m8
less hassle

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>>79303770
I guess that's true maybe. Out of all the white groups in South Africa, it is only the English that sleep around, and want to live around, the blacks.

>>79303825
thats my fetish

>>79303824
because new games are shit

might do scrambled eggs in the microwave for a change

>>79303785
I don't think many get "mad" as you say, some christians get angry when atheists act obtuse and fail to have any understanding of religion

>>79303746
why am i your enemy? i thought we were having a discussion. i've literally just told you i come from the same background as you, yet i'm still a cunt?

well, fuck you then. i think you're just an angry runt who's pissed off at everyone who doesn't hinge on your every word.

>>79303808
why do you think so?

best tarantino film?

note that if you say pulp fiction you are wrong and dumb

>>79303775
3 is the easiest and 1 is hardest by far desu. 2 is a good middle ground and probably best in the series

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here we are then all the lads

>>79303548
umm sweetie pagans dont believe in deities

want to do things to shoe

>>79303842
Is it better than beer advocate?

>>79303844
BUT I'M A CREEP, I'M A WEIRDO.
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
I DON'T BELONG HERE.

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>>79303517

she looks nice

>>79303879
True Romance. Directed by Tony Scott, but screenplay is Tarantino's writing.

>>79303868
i do mine in the rice cooker

>>79303879
kill bill vol. 2

caty cole's tiny scottish bottom

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>>79303888

>>79303849
what about la?

writing one about a nigger myself, going to call it "the nigger" x

>>79303738
Religion doesn't just exist in theocratic societies though. The North American natives didn't use their idea of the Great Spirit to control people. Jesus was an anti-establishment figure, and Buddha taught people to reject the material world, not really an ideology conducive to enslaving people.

>>79303738
yeah mate all those pagan religions with their guidelines. all those protestant sects that don't have papacies

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>>79303879

>>79303708
it's a bare minimum, thats what i think too. what if a kitchen appliance needs replacing? what if her car broke down? have some perspective, people aren't all given the same luck.

Why is Tarantino obsessed with black men

>>79303830
no i'm in a bad mood today

>>79303879
Death Proof but skip until they're driving in a car with the punk chick.

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i once tried to write a novel
i couldnt get past the first chapter

its here if youd like to read it though:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BRKCEfMe5iPvzru-47FE0lcTRJIWsqmuOULR-OuNcHA/edit?usp=drivesdk

i would be interested to know if you like it

>>79303879
Reservoir Dogs. Pulp Fiction is a close second though.

>>79303878
listen to the lyrics
>pull me closer in the backseat of your rover
>tattoo on your shoulder
ah, definitely things encouraged by the party

>>79303936
about a big poo, gonna call it 'small poo'
big twist innit

>>79303964
>it's a black male thing

wdhmbt?

>>79303888
need a gabby logan gf

>>79303557
What's your PSN name I'll add you

>lying down watching some shitty youtube video
>old mate from uni calls me
>'hey bro, hows it going ? where are you, we should meet up, grab some food, grab a drink?'
>'ha, yeah sure man. sounds good.'
>have no desire to meet him or anyone else from uni ever again

dropped out of uni last december due to hospitalisation, been NEET at home ever since, minus a few weeks of work experience.

i have 0 motivation to do anything, and I've got to return to 3rd year Law at a top 5/10 Uni in the next 2 weeks. feels terrible man, I've forgotten what normal life is like. i'm not even suicidal or anything, just lazy af. how to snap out of NEET mindset ?

Art mopped the hard grey plastic of the bar, using the task more to fill the time than anything else. This early in the day there was little to no chance of any customers arriving for at least another 4 hours. But the simple routine and the satisfaction of seeing a clean bar appealed to Art, and he had always taken a studious pride in his work.

>>79303991
UNO

>>79303941
cults*

>>79303964
think he grew up around a lot of them

>>79303670
pleb
>mpc
>right click
>audio
>english

>>79303964
He saw his mother have sex with Black men as a small boy

shat the bed last night and i still haven't cleaned it up

>>79304021
my advice would be to fuck off normie twat

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>uhhh.... anon... does my bum look big in this???

>>79304034
Haha epic post my good sir! You sure showed him! *eats doritos*

>>79304021
Change your sleep routine. Wake up early morning, go to bed early night. Part time job or activity, which you're forced to do in the mornings, will keep you energized/motivated. Drop /brit/ for good too.

>>79304027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc

>>79302741
why.

filtered the seffrican

>>79303870
>a talking snake convinced a ribwoman to eat a magic apple that made god doom humanity
>a boat that can carry 2 of LITERALLY every single animal species on the planet, even the undiscovered ones
ah yes, 'understanding religion'

modern day atheism is a cult though

>>79302741
why.

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>>79304021
>dropped out of uni last december
>I've got to return to 3rd year Law at a top 5/10 Uni in the next 2 weeks

>>79304097
shut up!

Right-wing gf
pros:
>wants to please and serve her man
>loves cooking and baking
>wears dresses and other traditionally feminine clothes
>close relationship with family, doesn't have too many friends
>sweet voice and will talk cutely to you
>submissive
>hates political correctness
>fearful/hateful of wogs and muzzies
>loves classical music, traditional dancing
>loves the holidays
>enjoys a comfy night in
>extremely loyal
cons:
>boring conversationalist
>not very bright/educated
>doesn't want to do anything exciting
>might be crazy/super religious
>will only date you if you have good genetics and are financially secure
>might not have sex till marriage
>boring in bed
>might deny sex

Left-wing gf
pros:
>always up for a night out
>will get drunk with you/take psychedelic drugs with you
>will have interesting debates with you about anything
>educated and intelligent
>really compassionate about causes she cares about
>kind to everyone regardless of colour, creed or sexuality
>amazing in bed, will experiment with you on everything, always up for anal, will offer threesomes with her friends
>nipple piercings
>watches lots of good films, shows, reads lots of books
>hate sex when you get angry
cons:
>not loyal at all, will want an open relationship half the time
>feminist
>probably has been fucked by black guys, if not, will always talk about how she finds black celebrities attractive
>defends Islam
>covered in tattoos
>unnaturally coloured dyed hair
>spends half of her day checking social media
>too many male friends
>has been fucked at nearly every rave and festival in the country
>has had STDs before
>either has depression, borderline personality disorder or some other mental illness
>daddy issues
>might go crazy and claim you raped her
>if you marry her, might divorce you randomly because she's not satisfied and take your house and kids
>will probably abort your kids if you get her pregnant anyway though
>probably takes too many drugs
>generally an unpleasant person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wALusoFQwgM
>be me
>tarantino
>have mad foot fetisch
>cast myself in my new movie suckin on some delicious feet
im a genius

Finally, as was his way, Kai spoke. His studded voice was sonorous, but stopped and started suddenly, reducing its natural import. It seemed fitting, coming from such a nervous-looking and frail body.
“Read something today – went to the library – read Don Quixote. Not the famous one – I’ve read that, it was interesting – but a different one, its ironic. The book I mean, Don Quixote. The one I read. But the real one is too. Ironic. My book is by Thomas Kulak. Its about books being a waste of time. Last page is just a picture of a middle finger, all very postmodern. Heard of it?”
Art shook his head slowly.
“Don’t worry, its terrible. The modern one I mean. It had a few good moments. My mother thinks its bad for me – irony that is. Says its dishonest, and it kills conversations – ha – thinks its the worst thing about me. The irony. But I’ve never been good at conversations. Thats why I like books, I can take my time to think about what to say to them. They don’t get impatient or demand, demand answers. I can talk properly to them, no repetition.”
Art had heard this speech, or similar, many times, and knew exactly when to murmur agreement and when to furrow his eyebrows in a placid facsimile of thought.
Kai continued. “Seen Wojak? I want – I need to talk to him. He said he’d get me an internship. My mother wants me out of the house, wants me to get a job. Says I can pay for my own damn library, stop leaching off her bread, be a man. Seen Wojak?” He repeated.

>>79304072
what are you meant to say in this situation
yes or no?

tfw no trashy chav gf with a trashy tattoo in a shit location and trashy blonde bleach blonde hair and a trashy fake tan and a trashy attitude

>>79303983
I think that's the point, it's post-ironic

>>79304122
reading your post:

pros:
didn't

cons:
shan't

>>79304021
I also have been looking for the answer to this.

The War of Art (Stephen Pressfield) is a great book/audiobook to get you fired up and ready to get to work, but the effect soon wears off. I've found self-hypnosis is effective on a day-to-day basis. If I go into a deep trance in the morning before I get up and repeat in my head: "Today I will enjoy being busy and productive all day," over and over for a while, I really am happy and productive most of the day (providing I stay off the /brit/). I use the Silva Method for trance but the Betty Erickson method works for a quick light beginners trance. Feels very nice too.

>>79304130
>trashy
FOY

>>79304127
depends whether your gf is a thicc slag or not

>>79304127
it looks perfect and you look beautiful :)
can hardly keep my penis to myself over here

>>79304155
don't care a single bit lad

>>79304011
what's YOUR name

>>79304122
need a radcen gf

>>79303962
i dont know if my mum was just very good at manging finances or what. but whenever a washer or something broke, she always had a little safety net. she also got a lot of stuff on finance, and i think may have declared herself bankrupt at one point. it was all paid off after we moved out and she got a job and met someone. it is a life of struggling, but should it be a life of absolute comfort? i'm not even so sure myself. of course i would have enjoyed more luxuries as a child, but i don't think the country would be better off as a whole if we massively reformed welfare where basically all recipients could live comfortably. can you imagine the amount of alcohol and drug abuse it would lead to?

>>79304122
definitely read every word of this

>>79304192
And?

caty wants a man from brum

>>79302741
why.

>>79304182
if she's thicc = yes? right?
>>79304190
what if she calls you out on that being a bullshit copout answer

will girls get offended if you say yes?

>>79304224
i did it was actually reall well though out
>>79304122
exquisite post

state of this passive aggressive cunt
And? And?
so tough mate
would fucking heem you in the rectum

>>79304127
COR

PHWOAR

HWARGH

OMG DAT ASS DOE

>>79304242
>And?
Do one init

N E W
>>79304318

>>79304127
>>79304182
>>79304265
defo don't say it looks big, say it looks fuckable and initiate sex to distract her
also I'm 99 percent sure I know that girl

>>79304265
>what if she calls you out on that being a bullshit copout answer

she won't, they only ask because they want to be complimented