/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>79249725
don't tell me what to do

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Watching Pitch Black (Riddick 1). Would recommend to any cummites who like sci-fi and action.

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Really makes you cry

>>79249725
>Canada USA Mexico
THANK YOU

>>79250026

LA was a mistake

>>79250089
Sicily was a mistake

>>79250026
why are poor/dumb people often obese?

/cam/ Canada America Mexico

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Reminder that i almost died yesterday

>posting discord screen caps

a new low

i think is interesting

i was really scared

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NEED a hijabi slut to suck my dick buds

Lel mexishits cant stand a little shaky shaky
Try living in a country smaller than Vermont with over 100 volcanos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JclRgIdegdE

>/cum/ poster gets a lap dance

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>*wriggles*

everything centipede is just gross

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HOLY FUCK I NEED SEX WITH A WOMAN NOW

>>79251395
C L A S S I C
__________U
__________M

>>79251395
who let the D use the keyboard again?

>>79250026
>GERMANtown, Philadelphia
>10% white, 90% black

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>79251429
>>79251454
I SAW TAN WHITE GIRL WITH THICK LEGS, SHE LOOKED AT ME AND I LOOKED AT HER THIC FUCKING THIGHS I NEED TO FUCK NOW MY BALLS HURT

>>79250126
High calorie food is cheaper than learning to cook and buying expensive veggies.

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Thoughts?

>>79251524
High calorie food is cheap, eating peasant food (rice,beans,plants) is cheaper. I think the problem is that learning to eat healthy requires a time investment and if all your friends eat shitty fast food then it will seem like a waste of time to learn.

>>79251591
I should buy a fleshlight.

is florida going to be okay

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>>79251805
HELP!!1!

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>>79251805
yes

still no luck getting a gf

outlook is grim

fuck normies

>>79252565
>>79252614
this

>>79249725
Send IHOP

how the FUCK can people take longer than 1 minute to take money from an ATM

>>79252891

had to withdraw a 20 today and it got stuck in the machine

>11:30 AM PST and /cum/ is dead

Sad! many such cases!

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Every coworker I said bye to today felt like a punch in the gut, think I'm just gonna follow my instincts and go into a shelter if I can.

>>79253479
what the fuck are you on about

>>79253595
Hurricane irma

why the FUCK haven't any of these jobs called me back yet

Fucking HELL i am hungover

First Texas, then mexico, now the east coast

Someone is trying to kill us /cum/rades

>>79253920
The North wins again.

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>>79253920

>>79253920
your fault for picking DRUMPF

>>79254070
dare we hope?

>>79254045
Is denmark comfy?

>>79253920

Nothing happened, idk why people are like "us should help mexico"

Why is it so enjoyable to drop a big log of shit from your ass?

>>79254342
You're a homosexual

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wooow

this is really deep

>>79254320
33 people died tbqh

When is /cum/ gonna have its very own Elliot Rodgers?

>>79254444

like a fart in the wind

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lads i'm sacred

>>79254500
>lads
kys

>>79254605
shut up cunt

>>79254500
Youll be fine
>>79254479
Lots of damage too

>>79254641
Stop raping women

when will Mexico be a Great Power? Is it by 2020?

>>79254841
20020

anime

does anyone else have destiny 2 for xbox one

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>destiny 2
>xbox one

/cum/ is a Nintendo-only general.

>>79255120
No but all my friends do, I sit back and play my friday the 13th without a care

>>79255184
>22
>still a manchild

grow up buddy

>2017
>buying consoles

>>79255205
dang wish i had some /cum/rades to play with

Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

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>>79254320
>30 people died
>oaxaca is on life support
sure buddy

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>PC

Hey Americans!

>>79255414
but I'm poor

>>79255422
How was your day?

How often does /cum/ manscape?

>>79255399

Great earthquake catastrophes are measured in the thousands, more people died at the pemex tower explosion that nobody remembers now.

And Oaxaca has always been on life support, is Oaxaca come on.

>>79255478
when the hair gets caught in my foreskin

China is buying up russia's biggest oil companies piece by piece, and oil is basically the only source of money for russia's economy.

You won't let china destroy us, ameribros? Haha right?

https://www.ft.com/content/25b18d2e-94a4-11e7-a9e6-11d2f0ebb7f0

>>79255471
Shitty, still at work until morning. Also I had a fight with my gf and now I'm unironically crying. How about you?

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>>79255515
>I had a fight with my gf and now I'm unironically crying

>>79255515
>Breaking News: Angry Finn shouts at hand

Where's your eagle bro?

>>79255511
I'm sorry vlad :(

>>79255511
>gommies biggest enemies are other gommies
hmmm

>>79255515
Eh, think I did badly on my exam

>>79255542
What is it, Canadian pepe?
>>79255582
If it only were so simple.
>>79255613
Was it an important exam?

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>buy 1500 USD gaming pc
>enjoy it for 2 years because the drivers and hardware become obsolete
>upgrade pc for another 1500 bucks because graphic cards and other stuff become more expensive each year

>buy console for 350 USD
>enjoy the fuck out of it for at least 10 years

who's smarter now, /cum/

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>barely be 5' 10" in high school
>mfw I'm now 5' 9"
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

>>79255683
I'll always be smarter than you no matter what you do

>>79255713
It was never meant to be

>>79255683
>spending 1500 USD (1.3 BIL CAD)
>obsolete in 2 years
Seems like you fucked up, this has nothing to do with PC vs. Console.

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>>79255592
b-but ;_;

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>>79255683
>call someone a nigger
>steam takes all your games

ah yes the master race

>>79255654
It isn't worth too much for my grade but I'll have to study harder now.

>>79255779
you got it aaaaaaall wrong

What are the chances from everything from miami to charlotte gets trashed

i really want it

>>79255790
Why don't you come over and be my mail order bride?

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>>79255775
This was not how it was supposed to end

>>79255871
the same as you stop being a namefag

>>79255511
Lmfao
>Russia
>act like a cold hardass to spite the evil westerners
>pride yourself on standing against the west
>meanwhile china buys up all your shit and makes you look like a poor 3rd world nation
>refuse to join the west out of spite, so now you enjoy being smushed between two massive powers

Send me imas bebbi pics and i will fuck off from your general

>>79255790
I'll give you an oil field if you can hook me up with putin

>>79256010
we don't negotiate with unpopular toothpaste brands

>>79256024
lewd

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Why is it that americans love me but my own countrymen hate me

>>79256038
So

>>79256066
Excellent post
>>79256063
Abysmal post

>>79256063
You propagate Anglican beauty standards that support the dominance of the Anglosphere over global culture. You are essentially an Uncle Tom

>>79256133

Cara is french, hence latino.

None of that anglo bs.

>>79256155
lol yeah cause that's the reasson you like her

>>79256155
>Cara is french, hence latino.

So are all romantic language speakers latino now?

>>79256155
>>>UNCLE TOMMING INTENSIFIES<<<

>>79256133
If you're Latino and not an Uncle Tom, you should kill yourself desu

>>79256217

I mean, where do you think the etrm latino american comes from.

WE

post a better national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g

*dies*

>>79256397
https://youtu.be/2bGPPBoh9E8

>60s youth unlock their consciousnesses with LSD
>80s youth blast through the American dream on cocaine
>2010 milleanials kill themselves with heroin and lay in their beds wondering why their lives suck
we truly do s u c k

*gives you a (you)*
heh, nothin personnel

>>79256556
>>79256556
>>79256556

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Who is the better sister? Poppy or Cara?

"A cold wind blows over the roofs. The buildings huddle together and their shingles shiver in the breeze. Wind Vanes turn, dead leaves rustle in gutters like mass graves. The town is deserted. "

Beginning of my book.

>>79256648
why r the building huddling together they are in the saame spot as b4 lol buildings cant move lol

I have basically no sense of smell.

>>79256648
Another writer in /cum/?

>>79256607

Cara ofc.

>>79256648
shingles can't shiver and buildings can't huddle, they aren't people
unless thats the twist in your book your a big dummy lmao

>>79256574
how many americans sucked your dick

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time to leave home and go to the house I'm gonna wait the hurricane out at
hopefully I'll be back in two weeks max
I'll miss you /cum/

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pretty depressed now

THANKS CARA

>>79257063
what about the donuts

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>>79257063
good luck

>>79255184
What an ugly boy

PURU PURU PURURIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA

>>79257106
today is the last day
we're closed tomorrow until further notice

>>79257120
thanks

>>79255683
Built my PC in 2012 and it's still working well. Usually have to turn games down to high or medium to get a good frame rate now, but it's fine.

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>>79257175
>we're closed tomorrow until further notice

>doing a lab in class
>one student who I'm supposed to work with ignores me, and when he doesn't he argues with me
>he then mumbles an answer
>I ask "what?"
>he screams it
>like a dumb coward I apologize
ashamed
Just going to work by myself next time

>>79257146
song of the century

>ms word has been showing my resume correctly, but when it sends in emails or whatnot the format is all fucked up
.pdf it is then

>>79257380
What is his deal?

Still hungover

Gonna vomit

>>79257485
idk, he is sometimes friendly and other times just totally ignores me. probably thinks I'm annoying, but in truth I don't want to deal with him at all. I wouldn't care so much if I didn't get stuck with him so much

Guess what?

If you live in America and have a credit card then theres an over 50% chance your social security was leaked to unknown criminals over the past month

Fuck the Rohingyans.

>>79257661
oh well

>>79257812
Arabs are worse tippers than blacks btw. There are at least a few cool black people.

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Listening to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness for old times' sake

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The thinking man's breakfast cereal.

>>79257661
yeah, and there's no way to fucking tell because the website they have set up auto enrolls you in some $30-a-month plan.

i hate this country sometimes

>>79257755
Yea, lets complain about DACA instead lol

>>79257812
why do they never include asians and hispanics in these race studies

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>homosexuality isn't a mental disorder

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>>79257380
>not showing up to a lab class horribly sleep deprived and hardly read the lab, because you were busy with a bunch of bullshit the entire afternoon, night, and morning
>kept forgetting every little baby step a second later and had to keep asking my partner what I was supposed to do next or what was what like a retard
>could hardly communicate because my throat hurt like a bitch from not drinking anything in days
I guess I'll just redeem myself next week by being really prepared.

>>79257838
Excellent taste

>>79257891
>let me openly fuck my brother

>>79257926
eh, if you don't need to work with anyone, just come prepared and do it on your own. You'll look like an arrogant asshole, but I rather do that than feel like an outcast to a bunch of grown ass men who want to pull some high school clique shit

considering logging on facebook for the first time in years to see if my sister in texas is still alive

>>79257812
probably bc they were never tipped for their service during that whole slavery thing

>>79258090
can't confirm but I don't think there are any american slaves still alive today

>>79258058
I'm all with you on that, but I like teamwork in labs, even though it never feels like it. As for you, fuck that guy. He sounds like a THAT guy all grown up.

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>>79252891
Old people and drunks

Found someone on Facebook named Samuel.
He lives in Austin, Texas.
His last name is common in Norway.
He's in a relationship with a CHI.

>>79258130
umm not sure if you know this but events are passed down in your dna
you would know this if you had played the assassins creed series of games

all double albums are bloated average albums that would be great albums if they were condensed to a single disc desu

a double album is the sign of a band's complacency is often the mark of their downfall.

>>79258283

We all know you are talking about yourself.

>>79258288
oh sorry

>>79258311
*and is often

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>>79258283
Could it be the one?

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>they discontinued the double chalupa $5 buck box at taco bell

really got take ANOTHER shit buds
already taken 2 today

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>>79258328
I thought I was from Houston

>>79258283
Like a CHI CHI or a /cum/ doing its typical bullying and calling a mexican-AMERICAN a CHI kinda CHI

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I'm going to look up all the women I've been romantically involved with on facebook
this is healthy

>>79258395
im jealous ive taken like 2 shits this week

>>79258405
3,2,1

>>79258405
2,3,1

>>79258405
yellowfeverfags btfo

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And here's Sammy

>>79258425
hmmm might want to look into your diet bud

>>79249725
can you understand german texts to a certain degree?

>>79258506
yeah probably but ive been this way since I was a child

>>79258405
>girl on the right
Wew

>>79258514
Yeah, just imagine how a German person would say an english word. For example "good" becomes "gut"

Frito burritos are sort of gross but I keep buying them

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>>79258500
Looks too well adjusted to be /cum/-dumspter

>>79258573
interdesting

do you know what germans mean when they say "handy"?

>>79257812
tipping is dumb, except for services that require skill

>>79258650
Handjob

>>79258627
only a dollar. can't beat that

>USA has the second most Spanish speakers in the world
Only Mexico has more.

>>79258500
*listens to Mac DeMarco once*

>>79258650
It means useful or handjob here

>>79258694
It is, but it's how the restaurant model works. If tipping wasn't a thing, food at restaurants wouls be 20% more expensive, at least

>>79258750
that's surprising as both countries are so far away from each other.

>>79258750
I always wondered what they base that on, considering not even most of our CHIs can understand a Texmex menu.

>>79258640
His home town is listed as Fredricksburg.
Austin poster said he isn't from Austin.
His girlfriend Marisa also has a brother who's in several photos with Samuel, implying they're close friends.
Austin poster said he's best friends with his girlfriend's brother.
Hmmmmm....

>>79258795
>it is dumb
yes
>this is the way it has to be
no
>I tip
no

>>79258807
Because most Hispanics can speak Spanish?

>>79258801
Strange, isn't it?
>>79258807
USA does wonders in integrating foreigners. Even I know that immigrant families lose their native tongue by 3rd generation

>>79258725
>>79258776
it means "cellphone" here. it's a pseudo-anglicism, just like beamer which stands for "projector" in german

so if you ever meet a german who wants to use your handy they'd like to make a calle

>>79258834
>get rid of tipping
>waiters get paid shitty below-minimum wages with no tip to make up for it
>no more waiters

Or

>get rid of tipping
>waiters get paid more
>food costs more

One or the other retard

>>79257743
Fuck rohingyas and FUCK Muslims. The Burmese are no different from spainards or sicilians fighting for freedom and independence from muslim maggots in the 10th and 11th centuries

>>79258927
>get rid of tipping
>restauranteers forced to pay their servers a living wage
oh gee how terrible

do you want to listen to a german song that is slightly patriotic

>>79257146
MAHOU
SHOUJOOO

>>79259048
ok

penisandvagina
poopandbutt
peepee

I'm a short manlet. Should I just surrender to isolation and embrace loneliness?

>>79259142
please watch your language

>>79259180
Become a trap

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Left is Samuel's girlfriend.
Right is Austin poster's girlfriend that I had to find in the archive.
They're at different angles but the shape of the chin and nose seem the same to me.

>>79259048
inb4 SS marchiert in feindesland

>>79259206
ehh, too masculine looking.

>>79259103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MnsdQ52b5E
ok its german neue deutsche härte

read the lyrics

*saves these posts in case they get deleted*

>>79259225
Masculine traps are fine

>>79259217
autism

>>79259217

WE ALL KNOW IS YOU

STOP

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>>79259180
yeah, but loneliness can still be comfy. it's bittersweet.

>>79259286
no they're not, don't kid yourself

>>79259313
Never been to Texas and my name isn't Sam. Also don't have blonde hair.

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What the fuck is going on in /qa/?
>>>/qa/

>>79259319
I guess, but there are times where you take in your life and it really, really hurts

the worst part of being hungover is not being able to think efficiently.

>>79259011
And where so you think that extra money is going to come from? Charging more for food. Hence my original comment you absolute maniac

Why is this autist trying to dox someone?

>>79259470
A fair price for food is... Fair? WHOAH!?!?!

well no calls from my interviews
guess they didn't fly so well
only option left is a 'cide

>>79259356
?
Looks normal to me

>>79259477
Did I miss something?

>>79259367
that's a part of life. it might be better to take your life in perspective. sure being short sucks, but there's people out there that would kill to be your height. at least your weren't born a literal midget or with some deformity. you have it a lot better than some people out there.

don't chalk up a bump in the road as a dead end.

>>79259548

>>79258283
>>79258405
>>79258500
>>79259217

FUCKING HUNGOVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>the redditflaggers are being redditors again

>>79259537
I never said it wasnt, are you literally autistic? My original post was essentially "if tipping wasn't a thing, you'd have to pay more for food" and whoever responded was like "hurr durr no"

I'm very much in favour of wait staff having fair wages and getting rid of tipping entirely.

oh god i shouldnt have posted that video

>>79259664
redditflags was a mistake

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>coffee grounds in the last sip of the cup

Chinkmoot needs to get rid of Redditflags

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>>79259664
>le peepee the frog face

>>79258897
I'll be sure to avoid this mistake

>>79259253
Superior German precision and efficiency!

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Woke up with a flu today, fellas

>>79260175
You're gonna make it.

Why does /cum/ use /brit/s gimmick idea for posting?
I'm not bashing you or anything I actually think it's a nice comfy general but the fact that you lot hate /brit/ but use our vernacular is weird or am I wrong? Are /cum/ and /brit/ allies in the shitposting war?

guess i gotta leave the library soon buds
still no job

Went to Mexico and gave some nerd the flu.

>>79260200
yea

>>79260200
Explain

do you know the band "clutch"?

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>>79260200
>Why does /cum/ use /brit/s gimmick idea for posting?
Proofs

>>79260200
FOB

>tfw no American gf
H-hold me lads ;__;

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>FOB

>>79260311
why would you even want one?

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>>79260311

miss all the night time /cum/mers such as conway, thurston, etc
say hi to them for me

>>79260311
I had one. The US experience was great

Thanks mysterious social website with a general on /int/

>tfw no Finnish gf
H-hold me dudes ;__;

>>79260311
Same. I'd even settle for a Canadian one.

not entirely sure a gf is a real thing. I think it's all smoke and mirrors desu.

>>79260324
FOY

>>79260200
It's people who don't post in generals that hate generals. I like taking a poo and having a wank just as much as the next lad.

>>79260200
It's complicated, but it's lovingly complicated.

>>79260311
>being a chubby chaser
Hmmm.

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>>FOB

>>79260383
At this point I'd honestly fuck a mirror.

>>79260383
>smoke and mirrors
i get smoke but what's the deal with mirrors in that idiom?

Need an autistic Finnish gf who makes me look like an extrovert by comparison.

Euros in another thread are literally talking about showering while not soaping every single part of your body, do people unironically do that?

>>79260441
At this point I'd fuck smoke.

>>79260242
>>79260418
>>79260242
Good lads. Anglo-pride world-wide

>>79260345
They're the best and they came in great variety
>>79260365
<3
>>79260375
Interesting. Care to tell more?
>>79260381
Quebecois gf would be great
>>79260433
I'd go for a /fit gf
>>79260468
Damn difficult because most of the Finnish women are social.

>>79260462
Magicians use mirrors

>>79260487
That's really fucking gay.

>>79260544
>Quebecois gf would be great
Oui. L'accent Francaise est super sexy.

>>79260606
I would unironically move to over expensive Canadian shitty city if I could marry a Canadian
>Would still prefer an American gf

>>79260555
It's what my life has come to.

>>79260606
>>79260381
>>79260544
Don't get a quebec gf. everyone from quebec is stuck up and act like douchebags. Biggest ego's in the country

>>79260255
yeah. never listened to 'em all too much tho. I like this album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0D7hnwIik8

feels shit to be an amerimutt
have no idea about the possibly that i have english or french or whatever other ancestors

>>79260760
How's that a bad thing?

>>79260760
Have you even heard what French sounds like? Petty things like "stuck ups" or "douschebaggy" mean nothing when you hear someone say "Je t'aime."

>started working at a place 2 weeks ago
>girl comes back from vacation this week on Tuesday
>worked in the office this week, nobody comes in on Fridays but I was asked to, vacation girl also came in today to catch up on work
>at the end of the day she says "have a good weekend, it's been fun working with you this week"

What does this mean?

>>79260848
>What does this mean?
That she's a normal female with manners? Also, she probably finds you creepy and would prefer a big Finnish... meme.

>>79260544
>Care to tell more?
about waht?

>>79260932
Have another drunk, Fin.

>>79260967
I'm honeslty about to pass out

do you wear vans?
how many of you sport a full beard

>>79260781
Get a DNA test if you're that hung up on it.

nobody cares about mexico

>>79260984
We should go to the USA and cause trouble.

>>79260781
dont americans have family trees?

>>79261036
no

>>79260786
>>79260820
cause she'll dump you for the next chad she sees

t. friends in quebec

>>79261061
>We should go to the USA and cause trouble.
I'm actually moving to schwizterland in a month. I've been studying French and German for that reason. still suck at both, unfortuantely.

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Do you like Scotland? They have really good liquor.
https://www.ratebeer.com/brewers/innis-gunn/13078/

>>79261117
Ach Bruder, das wird schon gut werden

>>79261130
I really fucking love that readhead on doctor Who. Jesus Christ, she's hotter than sun.
>>79261142
Ja, Ich weiss nicht. Ich muss Deutsch und frankzösich in 6 monaten lernen. Ich werde in CERN arbeiten. ich bin gut am mathematik , aber sprache sind unmöglich für mich.

Also, I'm really sorry for raping your language.

>>79261130
I only drink beer from Canadian owned breweries to support the local economy

dead

>>79261260
>I only drink beer from Canadian owned breweries to support the local economy
I wish more people were patriotic. It was honestly the worst day of my life to visit Paris. I had this romantic view of it. It being full of blonde women, smart men, and art being everywhere. Instead, there were fucking Africans everywhere. It was dirty and it smelled like piss.

>>79261346
Redditflags and namefags killed /cum/

>>79249759
best gimmick

new
>>79261425
>>79261425
>>79261425
>>79261425

>>79261250
Mach dir keine Sorgen. Du bist bestimmt sehr gut. Außerdem sprechen viele Schweizer, und insbesondere die Mitarbeiter, Englisch

>>79261094
mutt

>>79261423
>/cum/
What's that?
>>79261436
Meine Mitarbeiter werden Frankzösisch insbesonders sprechen, Ich denke. Leider Frankzösich ist nichts wie Finnisch. Ich habe Deutsch und Französich 40 tage mir gelernt und Ich müss sagen, dass Deutsch ist sehr einfacher als Frankzösisch.

I am alsto very, very drunk. I'm not raping your languages on purpose

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Here's a reference image for everyone wondering who the girl on Doctor who is. God damn... I would nuke Sweden to have her.

>>79261868
I would nuke Sweden anyway

>>79261923
But why would you do it for free if you can be paid?

>>79250715
hi :3