Strasserism edition
ah yes page 9
>tfw no qt southern georgian-style house
>>79242865
Hey what did you do to my flag?
I WANNNNAA LIVE IN DIXIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79245496
Hello, Österreich
Everything tastes like blood
first time i made a thread lads
>>79246884
Why was this amazing post deleted?
I wish I was in Dixie.
>>79248618
Lucky bastard too,
I've had a thread edition stewing for Heaven knows how long
>>79245496
You mean what did you do to your own flag?
>>79248618
janni deleted my apustaja posts on /v/ few days back, no idea what goes though their heads
>French post gets deleted
Conway confirmed for janitor
Wouldn't mind fighting to advance the flag of Dixie t(o)b(e)h(onest)
RIP /acadiana/
>>79245496
why'd you name your country "ostrich"
I approve of this flag.
>>79250122
Österreich means something like "Eastern Empire"
>>79251077
i know, i speak german
>>79251192
Then why'd you say it, you chinky, probably Conway, Maori-American fucking peepeehead
>>79242865
Good luck and be safe Floridabros
>>79250372
>>79245496
good lads
BAPTIZED IN FIRE 40 TO 1
>>79252919
le Catholicism birb
>>79251926
I am greek.
>>79254205
le stronk independent woaman who dont ned no mann
>>79254593
our #CruzMissile ex-Attorney General tried to get the "tit" removed
literal homo
>>79254826
Did he say anything about removing the dildo she's holding as well ?
>>79254894
it's a garbage flag desu
>>79255081
Every flag with a seal on a blue background is terrible my man.
>>79254484
My apologies, my fellow Hellenic gentleman.
I, too, am Greek.
bamp
best state is mississippi and conway
>>79257779
Delet
>>79257779
Conway is in the state of Arkansas
Conway is the greatest nation on erf
>>79242865
Friendly reminder that the UK indirectly supported the South
Go on home british soldiers go on home
>Mississippi
>Anywhere near the word "best"
>>79258008
ARMORED CARS AND TANKS AND GUNS
CAME TO TAKE AWAY OUR SONS
BUT EVERY MAN MUST STAND BEHIND
THE MEN BEHIND THE WIRE
>>79257914
georgia is a country in asia. you are fake
>>79258228
georgia is a mistake
>>79258262
I add you upon steam jes?
Autism voxel game jes?
>>79259013
дa тoвapиcч
WE ARE A BAND OF BROTHERS AND NATIVE TO THE SOIL
FIGHTING FOR OUR LIBERTY WITH TREASURE BLOOD AND TOIL
I miss him
>>79260223
i dont miss you
>>79260704
Oh
how was the flight?
>>79260802
horrible
>>79260975
Why?
>>79260996
>why was a ten plus hour trek across the ocean in a metal tube surrounded by babies horrible
>>79261422
Good thing God invented sleep.
>>79261476
>believing in G*d
Dumb christfag
>>79261476
>sleeping on planes
that's what the terrorists want you to do
>>79261476
*Demiurge
>>79260996
Turbulence was really bad the whole flight and I only got to sleep for 2 hours. i was also sitting in the middle row
>>79261608
>Turbulence was really bad the whole flight
next time don't fly into a hurricane
>>79242865
>Strasserism edition
No. Kys, if you don't stop with that shit.
>>79261650
it's okay it's ironic, but it's also post ironic
the south is fucking gay
t. tennessean
tennessee is fucking gay
t. southerner
>>79261785
I bet you're from Memphis, everywhere within an hour of that place is disgusting, not even worthy of being called Tennessee
>>79261640
I was flying in the other direction
>>79262752
you can see the terror in his eyes
Thoughts?
>>79263169
>>79263169
well I guess we don't have to nuke Richmond quite yet then
>>79263169
>West Virginia, Kentucky, Oklahoma.
>South
wew.
>>79263169
Being from Virginia is suffering.
>>79263215
why can't the League of the South hire a decent web designer, it looks like it's been unchanged since 2005
>>79263309
Kentucky is though
texas GaY
>>79263380
???
>>79263389
lel
met some folks from north dakota today
they were very friendly
they were completely lost at starting their garden in a whole new climate zone
>>79263455
>the South is only states that were in the CSA
???
>>79263490
Define the south in your own words for me.
>>79263469
North Dakotans are nice folk
>>79263215
HOLY ASSFUCK.
I KNOW THAT GUY AND HE IS A BIG OL FUCKING SPERG.
HIS ASS GOT ARRESTED FOR THREATENING A HIGH RANKING STAFFER OF THE FLORIDA GOVERNOR.
Never post him again
>>79263538
the cultural area in which Southern people live
if you don't think most Kentuckyians are Southerners you've never been there
West Virginians on the other hand are culturally very midwestern, they even say "pop". Plus the whole leaving us thing.
>>79263621
yeah culturally kentucky is southern
WV is appalachian tho, they've got a lot in common with arkansans since theyre like 90% scotch irish like us
>>79263621
West Virginia is identical to Kentucky and rural Virginia tho.
>>79263682
>>79263621
My best friend used to live in WV, and from what ai understand, they're just their own fucking thing.
They're like what Y*nkees /think/ the South is like.
>>79263759
ive been there a few times, the deep ozarks are similar, with a bigger drinking problem and less pills than WV
>>79263699
define "rural Virginia"
we have both the Appalachians in the west and normal countryside here
West Virginians are very similar to the former but not the latter
>>79263759
I've always found that kind of funny, how Appalachian people are sort of what the world thinks the South is, yet we sort of think of them as their own group distinct from us.
>>79263877
>define "rural Virginia"
Western Virginia/Mountains.
People in Hanover and Chesterfield are no different from citycucks.
>>79263877
>>79263828
I've never been to the Ozarks or WV, but I have been to rural VA and rural NC, and they seem pretty similar to Georgia, just in the mountains.
On a semi-related note: to me, Missouri is just "Suburb: The State"
how ya holdin up, /dixie/
>>79264081
It's been a pretty shitty day but at least everything has been getting a little better over the past few months.
>>79264081
Well, I was supposed to evac for the hurricane, but I didn't.
I got some Guinness and Golden Grain, though, so I'm all right
>>79264169
thats good. hope things go well for ya
>>79264081
It's Friday, so it's going good.
>>79264190
Absolute madman. Send me an invite to the funeral.
>>79264190
well, i hope it will be okay. just make sure you have a plan other than just sit around waiting for help, as that could take weeks
>>79264300
>>79264226
Well, lads, since I'm just in coastal GA, rather than Florida, it' will drop at least 2 categories and may just be a tropical storm by the time it gets here.
In fact, it's swinging west, so it wouldn't even be an issue for me if it werent a 500 fucking mile wide storm.
But I'm cooped up with the gf, booze, and a grill, so at the very worst I'll be bored and hungry
what flag should the last dog be
>>79264467
North Dakota?
>>79264485
i sincerely hope you mean SOUTH dakota but yes i agree
>>79264467
France for /acadiana/
>>79264537
ooh yes thats better
>>79264537
This.
fixed
>>79264532
whome
>>79264627
yayu
>>79264448
still, its better to be safe than sorry
>>79265001
both are pretty shit tbqh
>>79265001
The Dreamworks ones were all pretty original concepts tho.
>>79265073
literally only Shrek
>Antz came out three years after A Bug's Life
>Shark Tale came out two years after Finding Nemo
Bug's life was shit and anyone who liked it should off themselves
>>79264467
My vote is ROMANia
>>79264659
While I agree, I was going to ride with my family to NC, and they ended up not going. They are in a different town, but they are so close it's not worth bothering. So I just got picked up and went to my gf's house (which is still a little more inland)
Should I join the Army or the Navy?
>>79265361
Navy if you like seamen.
>>79265361
Depends
have you ever taken the ASVAB?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S73swRzxs8Y
fucking lel
>>79265361
if you want to see the world, navy
if you want to see action, join the army
>>79265728
Lord of War was a good movie
I used to hate nic cage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YioNHhDzJcs
Have any Floridians here evacuated? Say hi to Reviewbrah for me.
>>79265925
What the fuck is Reviewbrah doing in Florida?
>>79265361
Navy, unless you really hate the idea of being out to see for up to 4-5 months
>>79265958
He lives there
>>79265958
He's going to review the hurricane duh.
>>79265999
he's obviously not from there though
F lads
>>79265925
If he's in Tallahassee or Pensacola at the moment, it's no big deal, really.
If his ass is in Miami or something-- have a blast nigga
>>79266134
I don't know who he is by name, but F regardless.
Are there any songs he's well known for?
AY
Think I might take up historical re-enactment as a hobby, y'all
>The Virgin Gordon Ramsey
>The Chad Alton Brown
Why do people worry about Freemasons ?
t. Grandfather is a Freemason in NC
>>79266904
hywhy?
I like this guy.
>>79266943
They used to be the biggest global subversive influence. They were the proto-globalists.
>>79266943
Because they don't know it's just an autism club
t. Papaw was a mason and shot the shit with freemasons
>>79266965
VITAMIN K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t8ETpf2LnM
>>79266943
probably something to do with them being extremely secretive and traditionally having people in government/community leaders as members
>>79266953
seems like it might be fun, I need a hobby that's not vidya and that's just what came to mind
either that or piano, maybe both
>>79266992
not to mention a lot of their high level shit comes across as occult so they were always viewed as oddities at best and satanists at worst by a lot of church officials back in the day
they have a really long history and have had a hand in a lot of shady shit
Is Missouri /dixie/?
>>79266992
I had breakfast at one of the lodges, most of them are older people with an occasional middle aged person, went into a room where they do most of their shit, altar in the middle of the room, they joked around with me about sacrificing babies there.
Once I travel to NC for Christmas, I'll ask him more about that shit, seems interesting.
>>79267092
no
new rule: anybody who asks if their state is /dixie/ isn't /dixie/
Dixie
>>79267186
>>79267210
Thanks for clearing that up.
>>79267290
SOUTH Dakota
>>79267310
>>79267330
Hey, only Missourians can call Missouri rightly shit
>>79266279
He's directly east of Orlando by the ocean when I search for his name on google. That area is under hurricane watch. I hope he finds somewhere safer tbqh (friends in greater Jacksonville area and 912 are evacuating) perhaps it's because I want to see him safe
>>79267330
only 45?
>>79267778
is that from /jizz/?
>>79267778
>>79267823
Yes.
>>79258283
>>79267778
>>79267852
explain to me in four words or less why I should give a shit about this
>>79267890
nothing else to do
>>79267852
>berkeley, californian flags on the doxxer
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>79267890
i can do it in half that many words
>you shouldn't
>>79267890
What do you have going on in your life right now that you should care about?
>>79267852
Threw up a little bit t b h.
/dixie/ is a better general than /cum/
Rarely posted there in the first place but I might post here instead.
>>79267969
pls be a quality poster then
we have high standards here
which is why our thread often dies from lack of quality posting
>>79267930
>>berkeley, californian flags on the doxxer
Why are Californians so autistic?
>>79268001
>we have high standards here
we have TWO (2) Missouran posters here right now, evidently not
>>79268040
afaik he's bored with college and thinks of doxxing as a passtime
edgy af t b h
>>79268102
Sounds like autism to me.
>>79268139
NOT RECOGNIZED
croatia NOT allowed
>Missouri is still posting here.
Fucking LEAVE.
why the bullying?
>Misery is STILL posting
>all this bullying
what happened to the "and friends"?
>>79268237
I support Missouri's right to be a part of the Confederacy, all good and free men should aspire to be Confederates
>>79268259
i just want friends
>>79268237
I don't even know desu, abusing Missouri posters just became a meme here somehow
>>79268267
Virginia changed the title because he's an autistic faggot
>>79268321
I didn't take out "and friends" though
>>79268287
Same. Only place in Missouri I've been to is st. louis. Nice arch I guess.
>>79268321
But I made this thread and it says "and friends"
>>79268286
you share the ozarks
and for that, missouri and arkansas are brothers
>but missouri still isnt southern
>>79242865
evening /Dixie/
No matter how bad things get, at least I don't live in Missouri
>>79268286
You're NOT my friend >:)
Side note: Are you the same Missouri anon from /flag/ ?
Is Florida really considered the South's Mexico?
>>79268485
meaning what?
>>79268485
>The south's Mexico
That would be Texas actually.
>>79268286
It's okay fellow missourian. We can have our own state full of friends and meth. Mostly meth.
>>79268485
Florida is the confederate states' confederate states
Portugal is the Greece of Europe
New Englander here.
How can you guys still be proud of the South?Let's ignore the fact that you are the most obese, stupid, and poor region by a large margin because that isn't important.
I think you guys are proud of your freedoms such as gun rights, but don't you know we even do that better than you (pic related)?
The only thing I think I can grant you all is the friendliness of people, but that literally isn't granting much of anything.
Is it kind of a coping mechanism you use until you can escape?
Grave of the Fireflies is the saddest movie ever made, fact.
I do declare
To 66
From Georgia
Show a heat map of gun ownership.
>>79268566
go back to /semen/
>>79268566
>northerners are still this shitter shattered
shiggy diggy
>>79268584
Yes.
>>79268646
maybe
>>79268663
I don't know.
>>79268611
>>79268623
So, nothing to really be proud of?
I guess you might have some better food places around to add?
>"Machine Gun" registrations
I'm still angry at Truman for dropping bombs on that hardworking 14-year-old boy and his adorable little sister.
>>79268688
Try "firearms commerce in the united states annual statistical update 2017"
>>79268687
No
god I wish I was a yank
instead I was born in this backwards shithole that god forgot
FUCK the south and FUCK southern "people"
>>79268726
no because I don't care
>>79268737
that post is being added to your screencaps of shame
Did you know that the little link on the bottom left of his stats shows that these are all made up?
>>79268799
fuck I forgot a few states I'm an idiot
>>79268793
My ex was Canadian
>he doesn't shitpost even harder so they get bored
baka desu senpai
>>79268818
>forgot a few states
only Tennessee
>>79268799
>They're in denial
Search this if you actually care to learn the truth:
>>79268726
The south you hold so highly has been gone for a long time. The midwest is probably the closest you can get now.
>>79268841
not on /int/, too many mods
but on boards without oversight? ill fucking shitpost anything on /tg/ or god forbid im browsing /jp/
>>79268799
;_;
>>79268799
>>79268818
Oh
Does /dixie/ like Theo Von?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSqO7Q_AK0M
He's from Louisiana and he's like a living caricature of the south imo
>>79268799
>grew up half my childhood in missouri
>other half in florida
I am the übermensch
*Shitposting on minecraft intensifies*
>>79268950
>so Louisiana looked up to Florida?
>"oh definitely "
fucking kek
>>79269013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OosGqC3b9vo
video is very quiet so turn your sound up :)))))))))))
Vielleicht werde Ich noch mehr verrückt.
Rette mich von mein eigenes Leben
>>79268950
I saw him on JRE once, he seemed really chill
>>79269132
oh shit I didn't see that was literally the link you posted, never mind
>>79269114
Was ist mit Ihnen?
>>79269091
>source: "Evaluation of Which States are Good and Which States are BAD" (2017), conducted by the Ted Kennedy Memorial Center for Determining Which States are Good and Which States are Bad, Boston MA
>Boston, MA
>(((Boston, MA)))
Stinky, dumb, vulture poster.
Also, GN /Dixie/, and a reminder, don't respond to yanks, and god bless the state of Louisiana.
>>79269160
goodnight bud
>Yankee sports "fans"
Watching anime music videos (AMVs)
>>79269367
>>79269450
>made in Hong Kong
DONT wanna work tomorrow desu
>>79269652
me neither
Please DON'T post anime
DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME
>>79270100
NO
>tfw you'll never be a founding father
Drunk and listening to the Allman Brothers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAyaw4ktO5g
Shit I ordered something from Florida through Amazon and just realized it won't be delivered for a while because of the hurricane
that lag looks like communism
communism is the enemy
>>79271003
it will probably sit in the warehouse and be destroyed
your fault :D
>>79271080
>he doesn't have extra flags installed
>>79266965
Hes cool
>>79271619
Who is he?
did you know they make cat contraceptives?
>>79271658
why not just neuter or spay your cat
>>79271677
thats feline misogyny
>>79271646
Someone who is not kind to people like you
>>79263169
It's going to be like this in 2020 too, except the blue votes will be for Mark Zuckerberg
its completely legal to get a cat an abortion
>>79271762
>
it will be elizabeth warren or some other old guard cunt because the democrats don't learn from their mistakes
>>79271812
it's completely legal to kill your cat because you can't afford the expenses of its care as well
>>79271837
Have to get up from bed but im too lazy
when will the major parties finally disintegrate
>>79271975
when the Jews get tired of us and move on to their next target
of course the US will have collapsed by that point
>>79272004
oh dear
>>79272028
yeah
what are you doing tonight bud
>>79272055
was going to play vidya but then I realized it's late and I'm bored of it anyway so now in limbo between sleeping and shitposting
>>79272125
>bored of vidya
I feel like this is the final stage of depression
>>79272323
think that's killing yourself actually
>>79272374
I know
what do you think comes after you stop getting enjoyment from vidya
>>79272416
vidya always works in weird cycles for me, I'll get interested in a game, play it obsessively for a week (and not touch any others in the meantime), drop it, do something else for a few days, and then start up with a different game usually.
Wouldn't be as weird if it wasn't basically the exact same set of 12 or so games repeating for about 7 years
I can't believe this story you're telling me, it's macabre
>>79273026
>>79273026
you should try counseling
>>79273038
>>79273111
haha someone just went to the toilet after i took a big one
>>79263169
Surprised Tarrant wasn't at least light blue 2bh
>>79273133
that's it, teach those normies a lesson they won't forget
The Bluegrass State.
https://youtu.be/qmevmxOwThE
bamp
y*anks are gay :)))))
I was going really fucking bald in my dream today, yesterday my dog was being stolen in my dream too.
My dreams fucking suck
I also started seeing some girls vision without controlling her.
She was looking for a job but only applied to one place and spent the rest of her time shopping and shitting.
Also when she came back home her parents were fucking that was weird
> tfw no azeri gf
>>79280673
Khergit khanate masterrace
>>79280798
i knew the instant i saw this reply who was behind this post, the turkish arab roach
>>79280798
oh mixed the mongols with sarranids, you're ok
wad u gonna do ahbot it, w*t boi ?
>>79281099
*congratulates both of (you)*
>>79280875
Sarranids more like sarraSHITS x-DDDDDD
While Britannia's Huns, with their long range guns sailed in through the foggy dew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9MRbek0JXk
i like the irish
NEED a South American gf lads.
Why are Latins so fucking hairy
>>79283608
SUPERIOR genes DESU
>>79283608
>not being hairy
>>79283777
Trips of truth, skinfags BTFO.
ive lost the silicone pillow for my glasses, fuggin aliexpress dont have any that would fit mine
the jews of specsavers better not try to scam me for 10 euros for few pieces of silicone
>tfw no kazak gf
>>79283640
>>79283777
>wanting bodyhair
>>79284609
t. purse wearing twink faggot
>tfw no gavur gf from balkanlar
>>79284609
faget
>>79284667
tfw no five-seven hipster gf