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is shit

Feel sorry for Tim

business idea: black gf

See you in tea.

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You arrive in the UK

done a narcos lads

think I would make a pretty good cartel boss tbqh

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PORK curry for dinner

>>79138478
the memebook page is still up

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sue

eastenders was a bit mad tonight ngl

>>79138503
odd

>>79138513
hope this is a JAV shoot

Easties tonight was great lads

>>79138488
hello nigger

>>79138503
See you in tea.

>>79138503
bit racist

wouldnt expect any mega brainlet here to understand the complex and subtle nuances of the nihilistic humour in rick and morty

If overpopulated communities in Africa simply cannot support themselves due to lack of fertility in the ground climate etc why the fuck do western charities give them food vaccines etc.? Its all terribly unsustainable

any /gbbo/ man in?

>>79138462
did you like that clip

in an interview with Varg in the documentary "until the light takes us" Varg said he drove to euronymous' apartment with a buddy to go and talk to him/scare him/rough him up a bit because of the rumors he was telling everyone, when Varg got to the door, euronymos ran inside and as Varg followed euronymos started swinging at him, and Varg also wasn't the one with the knife on him it was the friend he drove up with. I forget alot of said interview about the fight but the end result was that euronymos fell down the stairs covered in broken glass (from a window I assume during said fight.) and Varg took the knife from his friend to put him out of his misery.

read the Lords of Chaos book and his friend tells the same story.
even if it's false I don't care because euronymous was a scumbag who taunted Dead to suicide, then took pictures of his dead friends corpse, used it as an album cover, took fragments of his skull and made necklaces he gave to metal musicians he deemed worthy

>>79138478
Why?
Hes got it made

just ate 3 paracetamol am i going to be ok?

In a 1993 interview on a Swedish radio show, Euronymous said of the church burnings:

>They [Christians] must feel that there is a dark, evil power present that they have to fight, which…will make them more extreme. We also believe that when a church burns it's not only Christians who suffer, but people in general. Imagine a beautiful old stave church...what happens when it burns? The Christians feel despair, God's house is destroyed and ordinary people will suffer from grief because something beautiful was destroyed. So you end up spreading grief and despair, which is a good thing.

Still think Varg is worse for saying brown haired people aren't white.

mad that the universe is just a figment of my conscious being and yet my life has turned out in this state

makes me fucking wonder it really does

quitting lsd, cant handle the comedowns. last couple have been brutal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaWl25ZeOM

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>>79138488

>>79138568
what clip

any body want to pork me up?

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>>79138539

overdosed on lsd once, had to get my stomach pumped

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>need to be in bed, asleep, right now to be able to rise rested at 5AM tomorrow for noseberg

>>79138489
read up on real national socialism not hitlers version he hijacked the ideology to land grab and paint a legacy.
strasserism is good

how big is your biggest bum toy lads?

>>79138569
the original edgelords

>>79138563
because almost all economists and policy makers ignore sociobiology and iq differences
read a book on development economics and they'll talk about "human capital" and differences in production of ideas but never intelligence

>>79138600
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504369396769.webm

>>79138637
about this big

>>79138569
imagine believing this

mental

Imagine being born of convicts, the thought makes me shudder

>>79138624
>needing 9 hours of sleep
abs state

>>79138637
See you in tea!

>>79138569
varg is a retard

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Are Katy

>>79138575
no you are doomed to liver failure and a slow agonising death

niggers and pakis may be violent rapists but at least they are human
the irish are fey in nature and cannot be comprehended by the human mind

>>79138637
9 inch circumference, 11 inches long

got a plug that's 10 inch circumference but not as satisfying for long amounts of play
nice thick suction cup dildo

>>79138495
>>79138545
>>79138679
dire gimmick

aussies and yanks are terrible posters.

See you in tea lads.

See you in tea.

>>79138666
mad that someone probably spent a fair bit of time drawing and animating this

Business idea: All the lads in this thread post their willies for a laugh haha

>>79138675
have you ever actually had to get up at 5AM for work

absolutely nightmarish

>>79138666
quite unpleasant

even fat mental chicks don't like me
fucking state

putting my neck on the line with this post

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/shocking-moment-thugs-whip-teenage-boy-with-belt-in-busy-harrow-high-street-a3627516.html

The London Experience

doing my best

>>79138666
mate im trying to eat here thanks

>>79138724
C U in T

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>>79138683
>Millions upon millions in net worth
>no children
>"i-i'm so depressed"

Ah yes, modern society

wonder if this braindead yank think's he is actually being cryptic with this CUNT = "see you in tea" forced gimmick attempt

wish he would leave

find the history of LSD fascinating

shame morons like timothy leery ruined its reputation and stunted its use as a therapeutic tool

>>79138740
I wake up at 4am every day to go to the gym before work you little numale runt

Millennial woes is the only non pseudo intellectual right wing youtuber

>>79138771
not good enought cunt

>>79138723
pics

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>gladiator and kingdom of heaven on film 4 tonight

thats my night sorted

homosexuals
>3% of the population
>55% of hiv carriers
>82% of syphilis cases
>20% of hbv cases
>37% of anal cancer
>78% have an STD

does anyone really enjoy posting here?

>>79138647
yeah definitaly but Varg denounced metal and said it was too edgy, juvenile and hijacked by jews and negros plus capitalism
he's a weird character, doesnt like communism, civilisation, society, capitalism and I think he's a tribal traditionalist or an anarcho-primitive
turned to folk music instead it's actually really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbWMOoFFgLU

>>79138800
he's a literal retard
can't expect much from the scottish though

>>79138792
t. mk ultra runt

>>79138790
really quite tragic

>>79138808
got banned last time i posted my toys

>In interviews, Euronymous claimed to be against individualism, compassion, peace, happiness and fun. He claimed he wanted to spread hatred, sorrow and evil.

>>79138800
>millenial woes
>not psuedo intellectual

the guy's head is so far up his own arse come off it

>>79138843
really interesting post the first time, even more interesting the second time round

>>79138653
And why do they ignore that

Cuz iz rayciss?

>>79138740
need to be up at 6 for work and at 5 if I want to go gym

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excellent ed.

>>79138851
its alright

>>79138670
>>79138680
don't care

can't stop watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eofyuoXJm4

>>79138847
100% nonces

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utter state of /brit/. you've got the tryhard pseudo-intellectuals, the le epic bantsmasters, cynical twats that are always angry, the virgin no lifers, the larpers from/leftypol/ who just kill the mood and turn the thread into a steaming shit; they simply don't know banter, imagine coming to a general that used to be about comfy banter and unironically being the pakis of /int/ and destroying our fantastic general. then there's a few nice people but it's hard to find.
most of you (people that came after 2014) are sour baked bastards with no lives other than arguing with people on the internet and trying to be le epic troll. Haha you're well hard mate, did the man insult someone on the internet? You're definitely not compensated for your runt tier genetics.
Literal keyboard warriors.
Pic related is what /brit/ should be like.
FUCK OFF. Thankfully I'm away on holiday and won't have internet.
I'll be back in a week to check the state of /brit/ if it's good I'll stay but you can all go fuck yourself if you are any of the categories above. I see you lot on this place 24/7 and turning it into a festering shithole, 4chan is dead. It's reddot territory now.
To the good posters, take a good long think about the state of this place compared to what it used to be
t. chemo

>>79138866
i like to spread vegemite myself x
aha x just a bit of play on words lads hahaa x

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>>79138847

got called a mong qin tescos

reckon mil'woes comes to /brit/?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41165513

oy vey not good.

>>79138723
fucking bent twat

really need motivation to get up and do all the shit i want to, but i cant do it

how do i fix this

If the differences in gender roles is down to conditioning, how come the genders behave differently in the animal kingdom?

where the fuck did summer go lads

>The Theistic Satanism espoused by Euronymous was an inversion of Roman Catholic dogma[50][55] and he claimed "We praise the evil and we believe blindly in a godly creature just like a Christian".[56] On the relationship between religion and science he said: "Scientists can't disprove [...] religion. No matter how hard you try, you can't explain the universe. You can't leave out a religious belief".

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favourite a wyatt mann comic?

>>79138914
Rahul my fucking man

>>79138927
Wasnt mong qin a chinese emperor?

>>79138851
it's quite entertaining most days but I only browse while at work

>>79138967
ugly overrated thot

>>79138795
utterly pathetic

any lad here on neetbux?

how's life been treating you

>>79138938
hope not

>>79138847
Nasty bunch
Inside and out

>see you in tea
love this gimmick

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My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

>>79138970
order speed from jehovahUK on the darknet. very strong stuff, will give you lots of motivation and energy

trust me im an expert

>>79139022
there are tyt fans beyond 14 years of age? lol

ive found god lads

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kev

really don't get some gimmicks that are posted here desu

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

watching the young turks out loud in my room lads. hope my roommate can hear it lmao

good lads do not reply to it

too many tired dated gimmicks atm

come on lads, debut that new gimmick you've been working on

can't imagine what it's like to have a girl interested in you
t.30 year old dateless virgin kissless loser

and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

>>79139074
swear I've seen this post before

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>work full time
>absolutely no desire for material goods

jesus christ what do I buy to give meaning to my existence

goin Israel for some Manna from Heaven

anyone want owt?

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>the young turds

>>79138970
get up for some boring reason that you don't hate (eg. cup of tea) and then stay up to do the important stuff that you do hate.

>>79139022
Mine UNIRONICALLY listens to early 2000's teenage girl music every night and hes a 30 year old bloke
Hate him

>>79138854
just skipped into 47 mins and it sounds almost exactly like that one long filosofem track he put out 21 years ago
bloke's running out of ideas

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41161137

hmm

>>79138724
disagree, what's you gimmicks?

need an obese gf

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business idea: movies which aren't crap

and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

cant stand that old scouse bint Flo on gbbo
needs a good hiding

>Euronymous called himself a Communist and, for a time, he was a member of the Norwegian Communist youth group Rod Ungdom.

>>79139119
are they actually from turkey

forgot that brucie died lads aha

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https://twitter.com/ohpeachtae/status/904556656293421058

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any lonely man in

>>79139140
It Comes At Night is kino

>>79139091
>>79139069
whats your gimmick?

Got this friend who keeps telling me hes not an arab, but he is raeli

>>79139146
think he was just an edgy twat trying to be as counter-culture as possible

>>79139101
Anyone can become Chad.

Learn to code or lift weights

>>79139149
the woman's armenian ironically

very left wing economically but hate non whites, religious people, royalty, druggies and tattooed people

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>Euronymous

LSD made me racist

the poster above me smells like quavers and gets no replies

>>79139140
movies are inherently shite that's why they're movies, try some cinemá instead

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>A furious scaffolder has hit back at a 'spoilt rich girl' artist who posted a pictured mocking him and his colleague as they stood in McDonald's.
>Hetty Douglas, 25, shared a photo on her Instagram of the two men in boots and blue jogging bottoms, with the sneering caption: 'they look like they got 1 GCSE'.
>Warren Butt, 40, said the painter made him and his workmate 'look like idiots' and has called on her to apologise.
>The father-of-one, from Wallington, south London, said he actually didn't have any GCSEs, but Douglas had no 'right' to make such a comment.

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>>79138986
a classic

the names james

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>oh look its anon my creepy brother who never leaves the house

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>he doesn't hold season tickets for the flying ducks and visits every game

the absolute fucking state of you lot

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous

the names max power

>eating the pussy of a girl that isn't a pure virgin

what's it like sucking other lads dicks?

>>79139255
ahaha imagine having a job ahahah a wankers hahahaha brb going to the club x

>>79139255
""artist""

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous

>>79139284
I'm in this pic

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

reminder that average black IQ is 80

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>>79139255
>neck tattoos

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>>79139255

hate ed sheeran's music with a passion

seems like a decent lad though

did the guards get thai lad then?

>>79139270
James, James, bo-bames
Banana-fana fo-fames
Fee-fi-mo-mames
James!

and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous,

*shows my true colours*

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

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>>79139255

>Hetty

bet she loves refugees and islam whilst living in a 99.9% town

>>79139273
Deary me

>>79139342
*imports trillions of them*
*crime rates skyrocket*
fuck off racist
*moves into a gated community*

and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

dire when people do the same etc etc

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous.

>>79139387
bet this poster has only one gcse

>>79138675
have you ever actually had to get up at 5AM for work

absolutely nightmarish

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>>79138986
enjoyed this tribute to roof Koreans

>>79139400
wtf mate
fuck off racist cunt

>>79139349
fucking state of him haha

fuck trump

Love destroying lefty's braindead arguments

>>79139420
fuck off thats my gimmick

>>79139217
love to see my posts reused xx

>>79139106
>>79139141
>>79139374
>>79139420
it's called a bap

too many tired dated gimmicks atm

come on lads, debut that new gimmick you've been working on

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lmao this is Hetty Douglas

and then I said "I don't have a wife"

:(

Only about an hour until I can go to bed

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flat earthers btfo

>>79139458
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no sweatie

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous,.

there's a guy with a big nose at work who always looks under the vending machines for dropped coins

think he might be jewish

>Recently Robertson has been living at his father’s home, where blinds were drawn and a white material covered another window next to the front door yesterday.

lol millenial woes is a fucking neet

If my "enemies" read Atlas Shrugged, we'd become friends. Impossible to have the hate in their heart when you have an anti-conceptual mindset.

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous.

>>79139506
*punches you*
>"fuck islam"
*punches you*
>"fuck women"
*punches you*
>"fuck brown people"
*punches you*
>"white countries should be for white people only"
*punches you*
>"so much for the tolerant left"
*punches you*
*punches you again*
>*gasps for air*
*punches you one last time, splitting your skull and killing you*

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My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous.

>>79139517
flat earthers are literally schizophrenic

>>79139284
>ever going downstairs when there are guests over

asking for it

>>79139255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0bFdgBiH8
not sure shes a snob shes just extremely stupid

>>79139387
almost as if most parents have this crazy thing where they are an influence on their childs life and development

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous.

mr goldstein just texted me asking if I can head to bed now and come in early

Beer is fucking disgusting and nobody actually enjoys it

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>A furious scaffolder has hit back at a 'spoilt rich girl' artist who posted a pictured mocking him and his colleague as they stood in McDonald's.
>Hetty Douglas, 25, shared a photo on her Instagram of the two men in boots and blue jogging bottoms, with the sneering caption: 'they look like they got 1 GCSE'.
>Warren Butt, 40, said the painter made him and his workmate 'look like idiots' and has called on her to apologise.
>The father-of-one, from Wallington, south London, said he actually didn't have any GCSEs, but Douglas had no 'right' to make such a comment.

>>79139586
it'd be racist not to

>>79139602
beer and a benzo waheeey

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>>79139507
breathtaking art Tbf

Nothing Simple electric bed [Lactita] Electric address. Try to use reclining cash on delivery not available was found at this [with urethane mattress] 2 motor [frame color] Dark brown the search.

cooking up a new gimmick, will be very funny and good, just weight a few threads x

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>>79139517

love pictures of skylines from extreme distances

I found a lump.

putting my neck on the line with this post

>>79139517
Erm that's on a hill sweety x

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>oh look its anon my creepy brother who never leaves the house

Mom and Dad always complain about being overcharged when they go shopping.
Think they might be evil jews who want to kill whites.

>>79139624
christ almighty

this general is cancer

>>79138986
can't find it but the one with the black rapper and the jewish record dealer

ONLY BENDERS POST BELOW THIS LINE
----------------------------------------------------------------

hate america but can't deny that hip hop is the most signficant and influencial musical genre in the world right now, how did the blacks get it so right?

heyy boys c:

How long does it take to find a flat or houseshare

I need to book up airbnb for the transition period

Look like a literal 2/10 gremlin inbred in my passport photo

below this line

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

>>79139643
hope you are a bender

>>79139685
superstar deejays

-------------------------------------------------
BENDER LINE END

>>79139662
oh look its all my gfs

----------------------------------------------------------------
ONLY BENDERS POST ABOVE THIS LINE

>>79139705
reeeeeeeeee

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Lion is a fantastic film. One of the greatest I've ever watched

was on /brit/ roughly 14 hours ago
the ABSOLUTE STATE of those threads

made it in the bender zone lids

>>79139507
Hope she is in the next terror attack.

having deja vu

dire when people do the same posts hours after each other hoping for more yous

want to fuckin SHAG that russian slag on bake off lads

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>>79139671

Don't think I'll ever go to another foreign country without knowing their language

>>79139744
prefer the fourth sequel

>>79139711
here we go

>>79139744
no it isnt
be quiet

>>79139746
you're not wacky bruce

Just forced to listen to a bit of "urban" rap crap. Makes you think how far black people have fallen from shit like Beethoven

>>79139662
*goes back upstairs*

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>he doesn't hold season tickets for the flying ducks and visits every game

the absolute fucking state of you lot

>>79139744
t. had seen 8 films

>>79139662
*scratches bollocks and gives fingers a sniff*
uuhhh nnffhhhrrr nnmmmmrrrrr

>>79139789
reee copper?

>>79139828
no it isn't
be quiet

>>79139705
Source?

>when you irreversibly fuck up your serotonin and dopamine receptors by doing too much drugs

ROFL

>>79139782
>>79139815
t. virgins who watch YIFY films on their crummy laptops

>>79139833
Source?

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Lion is a fantastic film. One of the greatest I've ever watched

feels crazy to think we have 2 best unis in the world offically in this piece of shit country, sucks to be a shitty yank

posting it twice

>>79139866
no it isn't
be quiet

>>79139792
no it isn't
be quiet

feels crazy to think we have 2 best unis in the world offically in this piece of shit country, sucks to be a shitty yank

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

>>79139866
t. has seen 8 films

MOMMY, I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>79139781
Go where, m8?

>>79139827
*justifies isis*

stuck in groundshog day (have not seen the film)

Honestly just wish the blacks would just rise up and kill every single white person in america cause i'm kinda sick off all this dear white people shit.

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

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My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

If you grow a beard you instantly become more attractive.

Like make-up but for men

On the verge of tears

>>79139943
they'd just start doing dear chink or dear spic after that

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

>>79139974
Posted what, m8?

>>79139954
Why would you give a shit what happens when you're dead?

>>79138897
spectacular webm lad

why does england like wales but hate scotland?

See you in tea

>>79139968
only works if you are already have piece of shit jaw and you can grow bare thick jaw, m ost people with facial hair look worse bc they can't grow it for shit

>>79139977
no it isn't
be quiet

How do I get my father to will everything to me fuck my siblings

>>79138729
This, why do you all keep pretending otherwise?

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

am I having a stroke?

Haha were repeatin what we said over and over again look how funny we xDDd
*edit* thanks for the gold stranger!

>>79139973
t. vergein

>>79140011
>replying to a 30 minute old post
kys

>>79139977
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>79140003

I'm sorry, what?

Think if people oppressed me even minorly i would be in a way worse position in life then i currently am out of my own accord. Just hate doing something again after its been knocked down.

can't decide which post to copy paste lads

Haha were repeatin what we said over and over again look how funny we xDDd
*edit* thanks for the gold stranger!

>>79140018
no, you're witnessing pure, undiluted autism

utter state of /brit/. you've got the tryhard pseudo-intellectuals, the le epic bantsmasters, cynical twats that are always angry, the virgin no lifers, the larpers from/leftypol/ who just kill the mood and turn the thread into a steaming shit; they simply don't know banter, imagine coming to a general that used to be about comfy banter and unironically being the pakis of /int/ and destroying our fantastic general. then there's a few nice people but it's hard to find.
most of you (people that came after 2014) are sour baked bastards with no lives other than arguing with people on the internet and trying to be le epic troll. Haha you're well hard mate, did the man insult someone on the internet? You're definitely not compensated for your runt tier genetics.
Literal keyboard warriors.
Pic related is what /brit/ should be like.
FUCK OFF. Thankfully I'm away on holiday and won't have internet.
I'll be back in a week to check the state of /brit/ if it's good I'll stay but you can all go fuck yourself if you are any of the categories above. I see you lot on this place 24/7 and turning it into a festering shithole, 4chan is dead. It's reddot territory now.
To the good posters, take a good long think about the state of this place compared to what it used to be
t. chemo

>>79139973
let it all out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXmHqBLjI74

>>79140054
bare = very/much

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>he doesn't hold season tickets for the flying ducks and visits every game

the absolute fucking state of you lot

>>79140016
who are you quoting

>>79140029
Reddit
>>79140035
No personality and just found 4chan and think it's le epic trolling hub
Babbys first gimmick

>>79139921
chemical brothers concert

>>79139977
you're dead
why do you care

>>79140034
Piss off underaged bender

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>he doesn't hold season tickets for the flying ducks and visits every game

the absolute fucking state of you lot

>>79140084
wtf bruce that wasn't wacky at all, I expected better

>>79138598
literally naked at this point tbqh

*reports nearly everyone in the thread*

that is NOT wacky bruce

WAHEYYYY LADS

>>79139635
the tones in this would make quite a nice cunt flag

>>79139998
i'd post more but don't feel like getting banned today

new
>>79140142
>>79140142
>>79140142

>caring what happens after you die

Haha were repeatin what we said over and over again look how funny we xDDd
*edit* thanks for the gold stranger!

dum dum dum
hey girls
dum dum dum
hey boys
dum dum dum
superstar deejays
dum dum dum
HERE WE GO

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>no degeneracy
>no esports
>no effeminate men
>no cuck porn
>no gay marriage
At what age did you grow out of your lefty phase and realise nk was best k?

>>79140157
just refreshing to see somebody dressed like that posted on 4chan and not being a trap is all

>>79139624
>le ironic tumblr humour about anxiety/depression and using lowercase text speak

Utterly grim

>>79139661
its on a lake you cheeky scamp x

for me? it's

Just seen me nan having a piss down the grid