richardo piano edition
Redeeming myself
maisie
Love bums. i love bums. big chubby men's bums
just boofed 12 bars of xanax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-458HV5xQiI
hate it when yanks start the new
*laughs at you, not with you*
any busposter man in?
rich piana deserves what he gets for not collabing with me
Every second spent at work I think "I can't wait for this day to be over so I can go home and relax"
>>79136648
alright don't cry lmao
>>79136662
need to bum the one on the right
>>79136662
vile slugs
really need motivation to get up and do all the shit i want to, but i cant do it
how do i fix this
>>79136662
3, 5, 1, 4, 2
>>79136667
Fuck off jason fat white nigger
>>79136662
would shag each and every one of them
though I doubt any of them would shag me because I'm an ugly manlet
oh well
>>79136696
take some speed
I can't wait for 2008 part 2: electric boogaloo. The amount of pink wojaks will drown out the board.
>>79136696
nearly time for bed mate
>>79136700
>>79136696
you asked this before you sewer scum
>>79136662
1 4 5 3 2
>>79136716
we know SMT HD is on Switch (and possibly other patforms), most recent SMT has been on nintendo it's just persona that is a playstation exclusive franchise
How does one learn to skip rope well? I seem very clumsy and end up feeling like I'm slamming my feet into the ground every time
Fucking state on this country
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/lidl-greek-church-cross-remove-food-packaging-design-religious-neutral-santorini-anastasis-a7929286.html
>>79136595
extremely jewish "art"
need to bum and be bummed
>>79136759
unironically had to practise a lot as a kid bc i was shit at it
playing words that follow hehe x
>>79136781
only povvo cunts shop at lidl
anime
>>79136751
how is he still single? great body, works hard in the fitness industry, I just don't get it
>>79136696
start small
>>79136753
haven't
business idea:
new Perturbator is shit
>>79136800
lidl has some decent specialty items tbqh
>>79136832
would probably unironically get along with this guy
>>79136759
go to a boxing/muay thai class, you'll suck at first but you'll get the hang of it
bitches be mirin when you can flawlessly do crossovers and shit
>>79136814
Watched this entire movie on 0.5mg clonaz + 2 mixed fruits kopparbergs (unironically)
Literally remember absolutely nothing, NOTHING, about it but I have seen the entire thing
Personally 100% cool with gays molsting kids just like most lefties.
>>79136824
What's wrong Patrick?
>>79136834
Your face is shit
>>79136841
its a german franchise, don't give it money
Had 3 grains of rice for dinner
had 2 holy grails for dinner
>>79136895
>>79136883
i prefer unconventionally handsome
sue
Shame on Islam. For promoting rape, paedophiles, murder, torture and slavery.
>>79136866
its for the best, i really disliked every single character in the movie
>>79136866
bartards at it again
cant wait til the police crack down on the rampant benzo problem
had 1 aussie for dinner
Shame on atheism. For promoting rape, paedophiles, murder, torture and slavery.
>>79136834
old perturbator was shit
make britain white again
get the darkies out
>work full time
>absolutely no desire for material goods
jesus christ what do I buy to give meaning to my existence
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1620
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1620
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1620
for the lads
>>79136949
You rent women and use them for sex
>>79136949
take up golf, its quite expensive
>>79136949
drugs and a synthesizer
>>79136832
watching this video now, this guys is weird.
doing a poo
>>79136949
do u not even enjoy food or drink?
You lads watching the footy?
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
new game 30 seconds limit
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
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>>79136662
why is 2 so perfect?
>A furious scaffolder has hit back at a 'spoilt rich girl' artist who posted a pictured mocking him and his colleague as they stood in McDonald's.
>Hetty Douglas, 25, shared a photo on her Instagram of the two men in boots and blue jogging bottoms, with the sneering caption: 'they look like they got 1 GCSE'.
>Warren Butt, 40, said the painter made him and his workmate 'look like idiots' and has called on her to apologise.
>The father-of-one, from Wallington, south London, said he actually didn't have any GCSEs, but Douglas had no 'right' to make such a comment.
>>79136971
well he's a yank isn't he
>>79136964
no it's not and taking an hour or two for a round after work is shit
>>79136924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOYnq0heJ1c
>>79136949
Get a mild heroin habit
I'm a dreamer, a romantic, a perfectionist, a kook, a socially anxious fruitcake, a procrastinator, an eccentric introvert, a night owl, a lover of animals, a tolerator of people, a homebody who dreams of travelling, a typical Taurian, INTP-t personality. A girl who is still trying to find her way in the world and work out what her purpose is.
>>79137001
cunts like her should be crucified and shot
DUDE DRUGS LMAO LET ME GO TELL REDDIT ABOUT THIS I'M SO FUCKING HIGH DDUE LMAO
>>79137009
just get a hobby, any hobby
there's no last satisfaction in materialism
>>79136961
could be a shout, might unironically look into escorts. Even just one to lose my virginity.
>>79136984
yeah but I don't have a car so I am limited to what is on sale at the local Tesco (and to what I can carry up the road). If I had a car I would indulge in fast food more often.
>>79136998
>poleaboo_at_work.webm
>>79136999
she is gorgebags
>>79137063
Here's an idea, use your excess funds to buy a car
>>79136949
buy a musical instrument and learn how to play it through yt videos
>>79137048
if you dont do drugs you're a bender simple as
>>79137099
quite literally the opposite
>>79137069
disgusting oblivion wood elf rotter and gervinho
top line up
>>79137019
beautiful go go dancer
Can't stop texting her lads. She's got me round her finger fuck sake.
*makes this face at you*
>>79137077
brainlet meme
>>79137082
Too autistic to drive, have failed my test several times. Also if I had a car it would need to be taken to a garage for yearly servicing and I am definitely too autistic for this interaction.
>>79137128
pathetic
>>79137109
quite literally the opposite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQRnHvw3is
choon
>>79137069
shall be saving this to the peng folder
>>79136949
Give the money to people on /brit/ for getting specified digits or whatever you ask and rake in a bunch of (you)s
>>79137165
hate tumblr comments simple as
>>79137199
if there is a way to anonymously gift people things on amazon I will consider it
https://www.seekingarrangement.com/
incredible desu all these women making thousands just for company with wealthy men
>>79137218
just send them bitcoin
holy fuck lads this is a big poo, been at it for about 5 mins now
>>79137215
ignorant cunt
tomatoes and onions are quite nice
hate seeing non whites when i'm outside
cannot imagine living in a place like london or birmingham, imagine being surrounded by millions of nogs
>>79136949
Travel
>>79137215
would smash
>>79137248
fuck off turtlemong
>>79137111
Wow Gervinho isn't that ugly
accidentally sniffed far too much ahhhhaa fuck sake
>>79137253
here, have a non-white reply :^)
>>79137284
fuck off
pengturtle is sleeping
utter state of /brit/. you've got the tryhard pseudo-intellectuals, the le epic bantsmasters, cynical twats that are always angry, the virgin no lifers, the larpers from/leftypol/ who just kill the mood and turn the thread into a steaming shit; they simply don't know banter, imagine coming to a general that used to be about comfy banter and unironically being the pakis of /int/ and destroying our fantastic general. then there's a few nice people but it's hard to find.
most of you (people that came after 2014) are sour baked bastards with no lives other than arguing with people on the internet and trying to be le epic troll. Haha you're well hard mate, did the man insult someone on the internet? You're definitely not compensated for your runt tier genetics.
Literal keyboard warriors.
Pic related is what /brit/ should be like.
FUCK OFF. Thankfully I'm away on holiday and won't have internet.
I'll be back in a week to check the state of /brit/ if it's good I'll stay but you can all go fuck yourself if you are any of the categories above. I see you lot on this place 24/7 and turning it into a festering shithole, 4chan is dead. It's reddot territory now.
To the good posters, take a good long think about the state of this place compared to what it used to be
t. chemo
>>79137215
based restaurant. that's what you get for being vegan you dumb bitch
utter state of /brit/. you've got the tryhard pseudo-intellectuals, the le epic bantsmasters, cynical twats that are always angry, the virgin no lifers, the larpers from/leftypol/ who just kill the mood and turn the thread into a steaming shit; they simply don't know banter, imagine coming to a general that used to be about comfy banter and unironically being the pakis of /int/ and destroying our fantastic general. then there's a few nice people but it's hard to find.
most of you (people that came after 2014) are sour baked bastards with no lives other than arguing with people on the internet and trying to be le epic troll. Haha you're well hard mate, did the man insult someone on the internet? You're definitely not compensated for your runt tier genetics.
Literal keyboard warriors.
Pic related is what /brit/ should be like.
FUCK OFF. Thankfully I'm away on holiday and won't have internet.
I'll be back in a week to check the state of /brit/ if it's good I'll stay but you can all go fuck yourself if you are any of the categories above. I see you lot on this place 24/7 and turning it into a festering shithole, 4chan is dead. It's reddot territory now.
To the good posters, take a good long think about the state of this place compared to what it used to be
t. chemo
>>79137303
>Pic related is what /brit/ should be like.
ah yeah, good post mate
>>79137228
Fucking Japs
>>79137343
he stole my post because I posted it in the wrong thread. prime example of what I am talking about, so unoriginal and lacking personality.
see:
>>79137310
>>79137303
Forgot your image did you mate?
haha clown
>>79136660
here
Don't understand how lunar phases work on the opposite hemisphere, is it a full moon in Australia too?
>i enjoy faust
>>79137364
lel
>>79137368
Nah he stole my post because he's the cancer killing /brit/ I posted it in the wrong thread and he jumped at the opportunity to steal my post. Sad act
>>79137310
theres the image
about to start the wiping stage of my poo lads
>>79137292
poo skin
>>79137364
>>79137403
its a gimmick he stole from me.
>>79137379
You can't see the moon from australia
>>79137376
>improve London's air quality
why would they want to do this
>>79137379
as far as i know
>>79137430
yes, my skin is infact brown.
had a brilliant wank just now, toyed my arse nice and deep and came without barely touching my willy
>>79137433
Talking shite you sad-act. Why didn't you have an image attached?
>>79137364
>>79137403
how does it feel to get blown the fuck out so thoroughly
>>79137449
Muslims complained
tried a bag of lentil crisps from aldi earlier
>>79137248
pedophile bender
>>79137476
no i mean copying posts made at the end of threads and posting them in the new thread is my gimmick. which he has appropriated.
>>79137476
fuck off you unoriginal thief. get your own gimmicks
>>79137503
fuck off nonce shit cunt paedo
>>79137474
Bit gay, no?
>>79137310
MAGNIFICENT post.
>>79137480
Howling what a mongo
>>79137512
Ohhh you're hard
>was a lefty when I was young
>found 4chan and became a rorke
>finally grew out of my edgy 4chan phase and became a lefty again
most /brit/posters are still stuck in the second phase
>gladiator and kingdom of heaven on film 4 tonight
thats my night sorted
>>79137523
used to bother me but don't care now, the satisfaction is much better than a couple people on /brit/ calling me a bender
can't knock it until you've had an intense prostate orgasm
>>79137530
i've always been a radcen
>>79137310
best post in weeks i honestly don't know why i come here myself
people should die
>>79137539
no it isnt
be quiet
>was a lefty when i was young
>found 4chan and became a rorke
>finally grew out of my edgy 4chan phase and became a lefty again
>10 years later i'm a radcen
4/10 fat bitch at work goes on tinder dates every week while i'm suffering as a lonely incel
do not value the opinions of anyone on this website unless they are drug users
>>79137584
dangerous and down right stupid
left my pasta for a bit then came back and took a bite thinking it cooled off, think i cauterised part of my toungue
HOWLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21yTe5WV9Pk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XuwyOm-F0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0DLuWLGV1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GExZmp7M_dk
>>79137558
Fair enough
Do you imagine you're getting bummed by a good looking lass with a strapon or what
Willy willy bum bum poo.
imagine having poo coloured skin
>>79137512
really really sorry lad I thought you were the utter weapon
>>79137530
would imagine you'd have to be really unsuccessful to subscribe to any ressentiment-based ideology as an adult
>>79137584
bender atheist misanthrope opinion
>>79137613
let him be
>>79137539
dire taste
flat earth is real
>>79137399
I enjoy faust as in that black metal lad who stabbed a gay to death for coming onto him
>>79137590
http://www.channel4.com/tv-guide/2017/09/05/F4/29500820
>>79137628
no problem
you can apologise by donating some bitcoin
>>79137620
dog poo used to be white
unironic choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUPXV1wq9tM
>>79137613
if hes getting hacked so bad how is he able to upload the vids?
>>79137654
thats varg
>>79137310
This 2bh
aesthetic
>>79137613
not really a fan of the new attack on my PC arc
the show will never again reach the heights it did during the dentist saga
>>79137364
that's what you get for being a spastic
no sympathy for idiots with double digit IQs
*strolls in*
alri
See you in tea!
*radically centralises*
>>79137680
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faust_(musician)
>>79137310
good post
Business idea: Send Tim a small piece of plastic with 'Green Card' scribbled on it
Addendum: Do not actually do this
wish i could have seen this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hlhrjNyjj8
off to sainsburys
going to buy a dairy milk oreo bar. very good, i recommend it
>>79137695
crucifixion kills via gradual asphyxiation
can't stand that new heman and skeletor advert, typical normans milking a joke too much
On 21 August 1992, Eithun stabbed Magne Andreassen, a gay man, to death in a forest just outside Lillehammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOE2jrb185o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkMtkSLZtW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0BSbMdv-dM
>>79137615
yeah i wank to pegging and femdom quite often, kind of want to book an escort to do me up the bum bit nervous though
>>79137695
you got red on you ahahahaha epic reference x
any yanks wanna suck on my
See you in tea lads.
See you in tea.
>>79137539
>Film 4
They show the theatrical cut of Kingdom of Heaven
Do not watch it
>>79137692
I have a life lad I was out for a meal with friends, you were sitting wanking to porn with crusty knickers and flicking dorito dust off your chest and counting how many internet arguments you've won
>>79136625
>>79137656
Incorrect.
>>79137814
dont care
>>79137660
human poo didn't, nignog
>>79137749
DON'T CLICK ON THIS VIDEO
>>79137815
>gif
fuck off
>>79137785
bender
patiently waiting for the next euronymous release
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
lads
>>79137310
epic
>>gif
>fuck off
>>79137841
See you in tea!
>1503637652298
fuck off
>>79137837
Kek
who /bakeoff/ here?
>>79137814
stopped reading at "have a life" because that's what all bootyblasted retards say when they get mad at words on the internet
you're from sainsburys aren't you?
>>79137874
foy
>>79137857
mentally ill commie who bullied varg's bestfriend to suicide and was into scat porn with a shit covered dildo in his room. neck yourself sociopath
>>79137892
its funny because its true
eating a burger
alri so I went cycling and I'm bloody smashed
I'll have dinner then go on to do my shoulder training
how's that sound?
>>79137310
smeg me arse la! tiptop post innit, cheerio
>>79137912
the joke was that hes dead you munter
79137899
corrr did someone open up a pack of quavers?
any lonely man in
takin a baf
havin a laf
>>79137904
nah mate *lights cigarette*
>>79137912
varg is the norwegian terry a davis
>>79137907
C U in tea!
>>79137896
>>79137904
>>79137938
>>79137948
>>79137958
>>79137973
>>79137970
not your personal blog
>>79137830
what why
>>79137994
actually, it is
>>79137968
don't care
*takes a large drag of my vape*
>>79137994
it is actually
>>79137970
Ye
>>79137994
FOC
>>79137994
got 2 gram of the finest Colombian
>>79138009
>>79138021
proofs
>>79138015
See you in tea.
>>79137794
on your what?
>>79137970
here
>>79137970
alri
>>79138023
the last one would have to be stamped for this to work. brainlet whoever made this meme
>>79137310
spot on lad
just got two yank (you)s in a row
u jelly?
>>79138023
actually apt
>>79138046
rack one up for us lad :)
>>79138081
literally all me
i have a life unlike the rest of you neet losers
fuck off
>>79137979
fuckin CIA churches
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>>79138046
Coffe is addictive lad.
See you in tea.
yanks are so arrogant they pretend to be Brits and ignore Brits that call them out for it
>>79138106
What do you do for fun?
>>79138106
evidence stacked against u mate u're posting on /brit/
>>79138106
fuck off i have work
i just avoid my responsibilities
>>79138106
alri 'eano
wacky bruce you in mate?
we're still here
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1621
>>79138132
wank and eat doritos
>>79138125
understand this me
WAHEY LADS
can any man order get some weed in
>>79138125
formatted me brain tbqh la
drugs are degenerate
>>79138180
CLASSIC wacky Bruce
>>79138181
See you in tea.
>>79138167
Sounds alright I guess
is "nigger" in?
When he was 18, Ihsahn was recording this masterpiece?
What were you doing?
was euronymous actually going to kill varg or did varg just dream that up?
>>79138196
What did he mean by this?
grimes is really ugly
>>79138181
yeah mate what's your address
*types 99 into my phone*
*waits for your response*
blogposts with really bland anecdotes are one of my favourite features of /brit/. i do NOT care if you got in an argument with sarah at the office again, but i do care if tonight is the first time you've eaten worcester sauce crisps in 8 months.
>>79138217
shut up cuck
need to cuddle an obese woman
teas gone gold
>>79138181
can
won't
>>79138217
yeah varg drove to his house in self defense and killed him
>>79137310
Tekkers lad
need to cuddle a skinny lad
>>79138243
t. King Midas
>>79138243
See you in tea!
>>79138234
meta post
first time i've eaten cheese & onion crisps in 4 days
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very left wing economically but hate non whites, religious people, royalty, druggies and tattooed people
>>79138272
fuck off
t. skinny lad
>>79138214
they all started so young. varg was 17 when he started recording for pic related
it's offical finished off 2 large deep pan pizzas in one day
>>79138217
>lets find out!
wasn't going to kill him, all varg's friends told him that euronymous planned to stun him with cattle taser, tie him up and torture him and film it as a snuff film. dirty bastard deserved it for driving Dead to suicide
>>79138318
brainlet
hate drugs but love getting wasted every weekend
simple as
>>79138328
fatto, probs a yank
>>79138328
post tummy
>>79138307
See you in tea!
>>79138265
this but unironically. he also deserved it, the commie bastard, for basically killing dead
>>79138318
so national socialism basically
>>79138318
t. nazional socialistische
Lads
Someone has graffitied "Pickle Rick" in a footpath subway near me
Hella epic lol
new
the bnp is a left-wing party
>>79138384
graffiti an upvote beside it
ok, /brit/, let's design a new political spectrum
the greens are a right-wing party
>>79138437
alt-nationalism
>>79138379
>>79138382
nazis are a bit too rorkeish for my liking
too elitist and warmongering
>>79138328
Come home fat man
LEFT - RIGHT
left anarchism-communism-left fashy-demsoc-socdem-soclib-centrist-fashy-conservative-classical lib-libertarian-ancap
>>79138318
good lad
>>79138384
eBiN !!!2
by the way, who /blogger/ here?
>>79138489
that's why I said national socialist and not Nazi.
Japs and Italians were national socialists, yet they weren't nazis (altho expansionist)
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