/cum'd/ Canada United States Mexico Denmark

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>>79112435
Kys

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>>79112462

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did someone say CUTE

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Storm's a brewin'.

What's it like to get fucked in the ass?

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>>79112462

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business idea: if the hurricane is going to hit, confess to qt coworker and then leave to another state for a month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zghi1FrdDjs

>>79112544
doing a poo in reverse

RAIN IN 5 oh shit wrong bread

gonna rain all day tomorrow
not liking this forecast buds

>>79112544
AIDS

>>79112435
we like denmark now?

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is america ready for round 2?

>>79112612
It depends where it hits

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burned my popcorn

>>79112612
who cares about coasty roasties?

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>>79112603
u like me now

>>79112603
No

>thread about cute reporters
>nobody has posted yanet

only gay cities get hurricanes and tornados

>>79112741
heterosexual ones get.... beheadings?

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日本語

guys I'm serious I'm really bummed that my popcorn got fucked up

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>>79112733
Si... Si, es muy bueno

>>79112670
put it in the fridge next to your shoes it'll unburn

>>79112462
i really really like this image

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>>79112733
cute?!

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I had a 2.3 GPA in high school. I just played on my phone in class

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>>79112786
I totally ruined my eggs benedict this morning and I was really hyped for that meal

happens to the best of us my friend

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>>79112788
>that rectangular tumor on her spline

tragic ;_;

>>79112831
ok

>>79112872
what

>>79112831
But why

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>>79112872
>>79112891
He's shiptosting

i bet some of you told me you like me but when i turn around you insult me and flip me off

when was the last time you guys went to the dentist

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>>79112937
I insult you to your face

>>79112937
why would I care what you think, you cockgobbling faggot

>>79112937
i've never complimented you or said i've liked you

>>79112831
did you graduate? what you doing now community college?

>>79112901
I wanted to play on my phone and not do school work

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A girl told me I look like Alfredo from Ratatouille
I don't even have curly hair but I guess it's better than being told I look lik Dale from step brothers or Sheldon from Big Bang Theory

>>79112956
like 10 years haha

>>79112963
>>79112981
>>79112992
go ahead bitch, flip me off and see what happens.... fucking insult me bitch

>>79112998
Yeah

>>79112956
'bout a year ago
they complement me on how good my teeth are every time

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>>79113017
So you have:
a long neck
gawky appearance
large round nose
and a mop of hair

>>79113017
a black kid once said i looked like austin powers because i called him a nigger

>>79113033
*insults u*

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hey i like the dane

don't bully him/her

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>>79112462
Rude

>>79113041
how's that going for you?

when you graduate from a community college what are you going to do? get bachelors at a uni?

colleges in canada are a lot different

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>>79113109
>weeb tastes

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CUM

>>79113109
>dane
''''''dane''''''

Got a song for you now, it's about a guy who's cold on the exterior, but deep down, y'know, he's a good man. And his name is Johnny Guitar.

>>79113114
You aren't the Pacific Islander Overchan anon are you?

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>>79113109

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i want a cute gf with psoriasis

>>79113203
Are you trying to get around filters?

>>79113223

No, im a follower of malcolm x now

>>79113017
should have told her you'll cook a meal for her, and you don't even need a rat for help haha

/cum/ meetup when?

>tfw eczema

>>79113255
tonight @ my house

you're all invited

specially the dane

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i think i'm gonna leave /cum/ forever right now
bye guys

>>79113255
next sunday I'm taking the train from Toronto to Montreal to have brunch with a cum poster, you can join us if you wnat

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>>79113281
You're here forever

>>79113274
when dane arrives we jump him good plan

>>79113251
>some amerinigger who followed meme islam before trying to be a real muslim and getting killed
RIP

>>79113257
I feel you. Didn't go swimming once this Summer because there was too much nonsense in the lakes, and the pools charge way too much up here.

>>79112713
How does she even put all that shit on?

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me on the right

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>>79113315
;)

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>be vancouver
>rain 75% of the year
>summer is 40°C
why does it have to be like this

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made this pic for you
byeeee going to sleep

>>79113387
globell warning

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>>>/biz/ right now

>>79113443
I'm a little sad right now because I realise how difficult life really is.

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beautiful image

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>>79113495
Bit gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZI7s8HW6jY

i hate one piece

htere wont be dragon ball the first of october because of their bs

i love one piece now

i need a comfy video i can watch

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>>79113605
Watch this 100 times

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>>79113605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j56s46e97Lo

>>79113605
https://youtu.be/SXrh7HmHr8k

>>79113605
Comfy Finnish stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3J5wkJFJzE

>>79113632
This made me feel really nice. Like, REALLY nice.

>>79113443
what happened?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx4BVGPkdzk&feature=youtu.be

so are you a fascist

>>79112761
日本語を覚えますですか?

>>79113725
See >>79110432

haha i just made an account on a dating website

>>79113768
JDate I hope

I feel like Mexico doesn't belong here.
Anyone else get this feel?

And Canada too. I mean should we really be associating with countries that haven't landed on the Moon?

>>79113725
chinks banned cryptocurrency and chinamen have just arrived at work
shits dropping like a rock

>>79113799
yeah i know we should definitely kick them out

Went fishing today, all I caught was a 15cm smallie. Things just aren't what they used to be boys

>>79113743
good, i never understood cryptocurrency and now i wont have to

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>>79113799
Just look at /USA/, /CHI/ and /Dixie/. That's what happens without NAFTA bros.

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well, /cum/ can you last a month?

playspent.org

>>79113832
My buddy caught a 15" brown trout the other day. Tasted like heaven, tell you hwat.

>>79113728
is that a tranny

>>79113799
shut the fuck up

the Canadians and Mexicans are our greatest allies

We must stick together

>go to check buttcoin prices
>us government seized btc-e

its funny how they dont bother taking down the site and just put up a big ol meme instead

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>>79113869
Canada is like our younger tranny brother we try not to talk about

really excited for tomorrow lads

>>79113895
that jay is pretty cute

>>79113896
what're you doing tomorrow?

>>79113864
Jelly tbqh
I have 3 trout fishing holes, 2 of which used to be great, I haven't caught a single one from any of them in 2-3 years.

>>79113906
I have lab with my qt lab partner

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>I go fishing

>>79113919
best of luck. you reminded me of a little story
I also had a qt lab partner as an undergrad
then i learned she was a miscegenator, and she didn't seem so qt anymore.

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I WUV YOU RYAN

>>79113740
少し...

>>79113948
i don't remember uploading this picture ...

>>79113895
What's wrong with the gray jay? It's not like every national animal needs to be a murderous sociopath.

>>79113916
Weird. He just fishes in a river under a bridge. He actualy caught a 24" brown the next day but we decided it was too pretty to eat.

PLUS
ULTRA

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>tfw live 5 minute walk from a river
>it's too polluted and disgusting to fish from

>>79113965
> It's not like every national animal needs to be a murderous sociopath.
lol

>>79112937
i hate swiss people like you anyways, faggot

>>79113799
Funny you should mention that

When PM Diefenbaker dissolved the Avro program he "loaned" some aerospace engineers from Canada and Britain to NASA where they formed the core of what is today called the Johnson Space Center [sic], thet were mainly responsible for manned space flight. Chief flight engineer and Canadian Owen Maynard designed the lunar lander, which you'll recognise as the thing that makes a lunar landing possible.
Basically:
>Russia sent test dogs to space
>America sent test monkeys to space
>Canada and the UK used American money to send test yanks to space

>>79113960
私も
I'm like 3 months in. I'm hoping to be able to read fairly fluently at the 1 year mark. Just gotta keep learning that vocab

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>>79113975

>>79112937
that's not true.

*slips a kick me sign on your back as we embrace*

>>79113964
I'm on a river under a bridge too, used to catch 40cm trout there, now nothing. Good job releasing the best ones though, I'm a big conservationist and always like to see that kind of thing

someone replied to the wrong post PMSL

any1 interested in a /cum/ fantasy football league on yahoo?

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>>79114002
>Google "death by bald eagle"
>It's all about eagles dying mysteriously
>Google "death by beaver"
>It's all people getting their legs chewed off and huge dogs being bitten to death
Really makes me think, eh.

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>>79113860
I did, poorfags need to git gud.

>>79113965
It's not our national bird anyways

>>79114103
that's all you gleaned from that site?

alright thanks for replying though

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>>79113895
>American education

The greyjay has been famous throughoutEuro North American history and among the natives. It was believed to possess magical powers and was able to torture and kill anyone who harmed one. Early fur trappers and loggers were delighted and tertified by them. They are strangely enigmatic, oddly friendly but also voracious carnivores, active in temperatures of at below -30°. But hey, bald eagles look totally fuckin' cool bro!!!

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>>79114128
It wasn't that hard when you have no friends, poorfags need to learn to prioritize.

>>79114153
i could kick that stupid birds ass

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give me a kiss.

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>>79113895
Literally sits upon a throne of skulls

>>79114153
The greyjay is NO JOKE

>>79114177
the string of absurd charges, illegal activities, and shit options didn't bother you?

I felt the hate rise up in me

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sad again for no reason

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>>79112435
>fleed to The Young Türks under the grate liiderşıp of Cunk Uyğur
>ıs replace on R.T. by Thom Hartman

>>79114195
>illegal activities
I paid off all my crimes, I'm a Lawful good.
>absurd charges
I picked the cheap options.
>shit options
git gud poorfags tbqh

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>>79114182
Be it on your head

just really want to chill in a space ship for a day

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>tfw love posting on /biz/ about Crypto despite owning none at all

Gordon ramsay is a hoot

>>79114237
I was talking about the landlord increasing rent costs for no reason
and the lack of the option to live in the city and not have a car
and the fact that the house 50 miles out of the city costs $600 a month
and the fact that you're too unfit to lift a 20lb box
and the absurd cost of all the food item
and the fact that you have an imaginary immune system

i live a low cost of living life, and this site is not representative of real life at all

considering smoking canabis to try and forget my moms surgery tomorrow

>>79114153
>>79114193
>>79114239
Man, I shouldn't have underestimated that little guy. I'm proud to have it as my national bird.

>>79114286
DID A THING

>>79114312
hope she dies

jk
hope you die

>>79114282
I never picked the warehouse job. I picked a high rent place and the rent wasn't increased during the whole month.

The groceries were overpriced though.

>>79114319
YOU'VE FAILED

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>be moi
>purchase AVG with v.p.n.
>is block by 4Ch*n
>cannot upgrade to a flag which doesn't get randomly shat upon nowhence
Well, fuck the both of you, absolute cunts
>>79114153
>below -30°
Is that in English of French?

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wtf I thought white girls didn't like brown manlets and here I am fucking my Irish-American neighbor 3 times a week. and I just arrived to the USA.

She's not even a libtard.

>>79113133
I honestly don't know and don't want to to think about it

>>79114363
>paying for VPNs
git gud

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>Is that in English of French?

>>79114380
>irish
>white

>>79114363
Celsius is an objectively better system you savage.

German is a beautiful language

>>79114363
>>cannot upgrade to a flag which doesn't get randomly shat upon nowhence
Who shits on ireland? I only do it as a joke 2bh

>>79114380
white girls fuck dogs

>>79114363
En français et canadiens anglais c'est -30°C ici, though at -40° celsius and fahrenheit are the same.

gonna do some alcohol.

>>79114434
go back to /fr/ NOW

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>>79114233
>>79114307
engaging braincells

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>>79114427
>t. Sloping forehead of a Moorish Irishman

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lads

what if we declared war on /brit/

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this is the woman responsible for destroying our future generations of kids

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>>79114473
100% Irish American Guinness drinker with family from Kerry originally, check it

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>>79114451
/cum/ is a trilingual thread. Please don't treat me poorly

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>>79114512
can't help but notice that bit o' irish there laddie

Taylor swift is an aryan goddess

An American classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

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>>79114563
>FSM
I remember when this site unironically liked that meme.

>>79114587
there are people in this thread who were not teenagers when these videos were popular

>>79114600
everybody grows up

>>79114576
Why does she hang out with niggers?

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>>79114396
>git gud
in non-memic language, s'il te plaît
>>79114473
GORDOOOOO!

How /cum/ Cara doesn't post as frequently anymore?

>>79114657
Not getting enough attention, a few months ago Cara was swimming in (you)'s.

>>79114657
Don't question it, he might come back.

>>79114657
I have it on good authority that Cara has AIDS

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>>79114626

anime

What is america approved anime?

>>79114671
time for a new gimmick

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>>79114715
KotH

>>79114726
Bobby did a savage.

>>79114587
lel, numa numa was the first youtube video I ever watched. I was in jr. high

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>>79114744
>be fat white hick kid
>have a gf
>pull high school and college chicks
Bobby was alpha

>>79114715
Initial D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ2oSd4Ovjw
turns me on 2bh

gee usa! why does god let you have two hurricanes

>>79114784
>Bobby would be 32 today if he were a real person
I'll bet he'd be a world famous comedian by now.

>>79114837
Texas is ded

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>>79114837
It's the globalists, wake up sheeple

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>>79114852
*Breaking News*
Video of comedian Bobby Hill performing racist stand up goes viral, Shlomo Shekelstein of the Anti-Racism institute has condemned sponsors of his comedy tour.

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>dropped below 4k

There's a foreboding bleakness in all of this for me. I'm not one to give up and I will fight for my right to be in the only country that I have ever considered my home. Even if that country has denied me a normal life in its entirety thus far. Am I wrong to think that? The uncertainty of everything has somewhat adversely affected me. I am not the model Citizen by any means. But I AM AMERICAN, even if Trump and his supporters play technicalities with my existence and rescind my human rights. You have to wonder if it is all truly worthwhile, honestly. But I know that it will be.

>>79114992
stay in mexico, shit-gook

>>79114903
The heck would Joseph be doing though? He seems like one of those kids who never makes anything of their life.

>>79114992
cross the border like all your CHI mates

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sup guys?

Thread's dying. What do we do?

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>>79115141
Start making controversial posts

>>79115025
shes beautiful
who is this attention depraved slut

>>79115141
make shitposts

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>>79114956

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>>79115141
*brap*

>mexico you gotta do something different to meet women

>get a new job
>everybody is married

>take italian lessons
>every girl has a bf already

>start going to the gym
>only buffed dudes

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

>>79115197
the chick in this video is hot as fuck, bet she has a tight little filipina pussy

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>>79115197
W-What is this

>>79115216
there was some clip of an asian camwhore using a vibrator and somebody in the chat said he was thirsty or some shit and she read it out loud, so her little kid brother comes in and gives her a little juice pack, completely nonchalant about watching his naked sis masturbating on cam
its funny and weird but the girl is hot as FUCK

>>79115186
That girl is an asslet

>>79115194
You don't go to the gym to meet girls, you go to the gym to get /fit/ so girls will like you when you try to pick them up.

i will drug you and fuck you

>>79115173
Hitler baby had a dumb haircut.

>>79115270
Friendly reminder being /fit/ won't save you if you're a manlet

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*does some pushups and pullups cuz im bored*

extremely thankful i'm not a manlet

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>>79115277
It didn't really change that much, he just added a part.

>>79115290
getting fit will only attract shallow whores

>>79115316
Hitler was charlie chaplin's #1 fan

Hitler was a manlet

Putin is a manlet

Hmmm

>>79115290
Yeah, especially when the manlets go overboard and start looking even shorter because of how large their torsos are.

>>79115316
Really makes sense when you consider he had extreme OCD out the ears.

>>79115319
It's possible to get a qt girlfriend if you're a manlet, too many people just want shallow whores

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>>79114837
I went to walmart and walgreens and there wasn't a single bottle of water in either store
lookin' good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX_dVM0NaLs

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>>79115347
>Implying this guy couldn't steal your girl if he wanted to

>>79115451
>when a 5'11 manlet gets /fit/.jpg

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>>79115474
Haha, good thing I'm 6'0.

Anything taller than 6feet is too tall

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>5'11 is manlet
>6'1 is giraffe man
Hahaha, REALLY good thing I'm 6'0.

can't fucking stand hockey you guys

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A NIGGER IN MY ANIME

>>79115565
6'0 is "dat weird guy" territory though.

>>79115618
>t. Ranjeet Chong Ahmed

>>79115641
no that's the weird part, i'm a frog

>>79115451
i wonder how easy it is to get fit as a midget

>>79115631
Nips have a fetish for brown people, especially brown girls

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>"Hey anon, how tall are you?"
>tell her I'm 5'16

wat are your goals this semester?

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no mexibro has posted this slut yet...

WHAT A FUCKING SHAME..

>>79115697
>uh, you're weird. I'm leaving.

My back is itchy between my shoulder blades and I can't reach it. Solutions?

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>>79115673
Wtf there shouldn't be any niggers in my anime

I-i thought the Japanese hated niggers

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>>79115780
Perhaps they were ashamed some American vidya youtuber is her bf

>>79115813
>he can't touch 100% of his back
jointlets btfo

>>79115780
already fapped twice today

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>>79115845
Can lanklets really do this?

>>79115813
Find a corner in your house and do like Baloo in the jungle book.

>>79115862
I'm not a lanklet

>>79115780
>>79115829
I watch too much porn. If she's wearing clothes it does nothing for me.

>>79115828
They don't care if she's cute

>>79115882
>Future case of erectile dysfunction: the post

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>>79115828
It's just banter

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>>79115900
Already have that

I have 126$ what do I spend it on?

>>79115978
Bullets

I have 91,000$ what do I spend it on?

>>79116014
get a trailer

>>79115978
A cool lighter

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>>79115978
juice. but don't go leaving it in the caboose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2iS1pYptHw

taytay

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if i learn 20 new words a day i'll be ready for my test in 15 days :3 !!!

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>>79116024
I've been to where they make Zippos AMA

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>>79115887
BUT THE NIGGER WAS A MALE

AND HE WAS MUSCULAR.
I also saw a nigger in my hentai. I blame the west fot making Blacked porn

>>79116102
Do you smoke?

>>79112544
>>79112559
Oddly enough, it made me feel like I had to piss. Maybe that's just pegging though.

>>79116125
Not anymore

>>79116174
Do you use a Zippo for anything now that you don't smoke?

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i watched the 162 episodes of Ranma 1/2 when i was 17 and cant remember a thing.

AMA

>>79116213
Am I gay if I want to fuck Ranma?

>>79116211
Now mostly for camping trips. When I was in University I took it to parties as an icebreaker for girls because they always need a light.

>>79116240
Yes.

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i dont have work tmr, or the next day, or the next day :3

>>79116262
But he's a girl

>>79116270

No, he is a boy who in a travel to China felt into a pond who made him gain mysterious powers.

Do you think having sex with his panda dad is zoophilia?

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what if the water never went away???

IM GONNA DROP ONE OF YOU NEGROS RIGHT NOW.

AAAAAH!
*drops you*
Nuttin personnel, kid.

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considering doing something VERY stupid tomorrow

ill keep you guys updated

>>79116345
considering reporting this comment to the cops

>>79116345
DO IT

>>79116311
>frogs

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found a Japanese girl that i like that looks like the Korean pop idol Seulgi... now i can go full weeaboo and drop Korean culture!

>>79116345
dont

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shout out to all my leafs
everyone here hates you
but i dont
just be your self
hashtag be bold

>>79116345
What thing?

>>79116413
>>79116413
>>79116413
NEW

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>>79116417

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