/brit/

hate myself and want to die

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*dabs*

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Doctoress just diagnosed me as "having aides".

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where is the icelandic man

sup dudes

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sue

My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone

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>>79082373
Black Men's Willies

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Work now

>>79082406
BMW

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>>79082429
put me off my brekkie of kidneys on toast with kidney beans. Móran taing, a ' Gháidhlig bhráthair.

>>79082487
what a bizarre breakfast

McGregor can still win

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8am
6200 calories

No Aussie posters odd.

>>79082537
hmm dunno about that, think most of them are

fruit drink, apples slices, yogurt and a cheeky pack of peanuts for lunch.

*sniffs*
wacky bruce is here lads

>>79082537
haha classic bruce

>>79082537
waheyy

>>79082574
neat, what primary school do you attend

night x

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heyy, wacky bruce!

>>79082596
kek

Done my morning gym sesh
Feeling 2swole2control
Got a pizza but I hate how small they are here
Biggest size is like a small back home

>>79082574
Lack of protein i guess

>>79082617
Is it pizzahut/dominos etc. or a local place? Dominos here is identical to the UK.

>>79082574
bet youre like a little brittle twig

>>79082575
>>79082583
>>79082592

>>78965738
>>78965799
>>78965814

>>79082619
Probably

>>79082633
hmm

>>79082629
You and me mate, we're going to have words one of these days.

me again, haha.

Business idea : i forgot

why does ireland pretend it isn't british?

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Spent the day with the lads from Uni. First time I've felt happy in a while.

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>>79082639
>>79082649
>>79082659
>>79082667

>>79082677
bender

Fanny minge twat pussy clunge cunt

>>79082406
Not in Iceland.

>>79082677
spacker

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>>79082680

Wish I was John McClane

got the shits again lads might have to go to the doc

Wish I was Finn McCool.

>>79082708
Love Die Hard
Love Terminator
Indifferent about Lethal Weapon
simple as

Shan't be responding to the nonce.

names max power

>>79082746
Behave Simon

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NEED a gf

>>79082667
call the king a bender you bent nonce twat

Gonna be late on possibly the first day of my promotion

I was unaware of the train strikes and couldn't get on the train, the cunts made some room for a fucking paki family and their pram even though they obviously didn't need to get to work

>>79082766
thats called karma, bitch.

Ah, yes, stop 1 of 20 on the tram line
I probably should have just waited an hour for the next train

My new manager is going to be so pissed, he knows me best for constantly needing him to sign off on my time sheet correction forms

>>79082776
How? What did I do to deserve exactly this?

>>79082761
*flicks a spoonful of yogurt at you*

Willy nob Johnson cock peter pecker bellend dong dick member rod tallywhacker

Not a fan of phone posting lads.

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Met the lead singer and bassist of American football at their gig in Edinburgh last night lads

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>What did I do to deserve exactly this?

>>79082822
Listen to their music on the way to work. Very soothing.

>>79082822
I know American footy has fucked up rules and that but pretty sure there aren't instruments involved, at least

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found a real life brainlet

>>79082811
just say the 5 words, all you have to do, or forever remain a muzzled pussy, simple as really

>>79082328
doing a poo lads

>>79082866
boring twat, find a new angle or something ffs.

>>79082859
He probably still has most of his original reasoning capabilities, but his judgement and emotional control are probably piss poor.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

thailad is it raining in thairand?

>>79082627
Pizzahut
local places are even smaller except one owned by an American which makes great pizza

ITS MY LIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFE AND ITS NOW OR NEVA

Why do Brit's talk in such a strange manner?

"Bloody 'ell governor, me bell end itches it does! And I've no arms to scratch it I don't!"

>>79082911
WE AIN'T GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

>>79082900
not at the moment, mental.
>>79082904
I expect our menus are similar if not the same.
http://pizzahut.co.th/

The same size as the UK, I just imagine you have bigger pizzas in Canada.

i get me brain medicines from the national health

>>79082924
Why can't yanks speak English?

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Thoughts?

>>79082938
Pizzas are big in America
when I want large I want LARGE

fuck off thailad dickhead

>>79082949
What is wrong with you?

>>79082958
first black person i have something in common with.

>>79082978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYqjG0ZsZ-Q

>>79082976
I wouldn't want to eat a Thai "large" pizza by myself t?bh
>>79082977
fuck off bruce you wacky cunt prick

thailad you NIGGER

>>79083007
:O

Need a valium

just blew thailad out of the fucking water lads
you wont be hearing much from him again

I was having a swim and some aussie twat huffed and puffed and blew me out of the pool. What an absolute bellend.

Got an 82-85cm wait

You?

>>79082958
3,4,2,1

But if I could only fuck one, it'd be Maisie

>>79083068
call the king a bender you bent twat

>>79083044
You and 7.2 billion other people.

>>79083007
dude wtf you can say that!!

>>79082924
t. Yank who's recently seen Eliza Doolittle, from Pygmalion

need a bullet in my head

Whenever I make a cheeky post without a reply nobody ever replies to me

need some chebs in my face

Need a cute girl (female) to suck my willy

https://twitter.com/The_TUC/status/904586096864096256


the absolute STATE of these lefties who think flipping burgers warrants £10 per hour

cannot wait til more machines come in, which never fuck up orders, and relieve them of their duties. not to mention the huge loss of jobs that will come from such a large increase in wages.

oh my days lads the new bird at work is fucking fit

need a knife in me gizzards

She sipping moet and yeah I swear it get her wetter

>>79083074
About 40 minutes until my gate is displayed, flight leaves in an hour

>>79083173
Have you tried flirting with her ?

alri thailad

>>79083172
whats stopping mcdonalds just saying no? i doubt their business is in any kind of danger of losing money.

if weston-super-mare is this shit then I really don't want to see regular westonmare aha
*bows*

NEED Emma Watson to fart on my face.

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haha thanks Simmo!

This world shows me no affection. I make the final connection.

>>79083172
this is why industry specific minimum is necessary
>>79083209
in the US McDonalds is having troubles

>>79083237
doesn't seem like your typical redditor

>>79083237
dont see what israel has to do with that

>>79083237
why is there an israeli flag in this tweet?

>>79083278
>>79083287
Jewish tricks

>>79083195
alri

>>79083278
>>79083287
the flag is added by default to every tweet

Wish I still had access to peer reviewed journals and articles like I did in college so I'd have something intelligent to read in my spare time.

>>79083308
pillock of the highest order detected

>>79083295
call the king a bender you bent poncey nonce twat

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Peeves me a bit that roided up guys act like their gains are natural but only come to the gym once a week

>>79083308

youtube broken? https://www.youtube.com/user/stefbot

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>>79083308

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MAY HE GO FREE!

>[M/s] My mom has been helping me with my phimosis (tight foreskin) and subsequent sensitivity with a very "hands on" approach. (self.incest)

hmm

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>>79083349

Number of children:

Salman: 13
Trump: 5
Erdogan: 4
Kim Jong-un: 2
Putin: 2
Xi Jinping: 1
Modi: 0
Shinzo Abe: 0
Macron: 0
Merkel: 0
May: 0

>>79083349
what did i miss
did the nonce sat something rude about the Thai queen

the thai king is a FUCKING poof

>>79083377
Macron's wife has been post-menopausal since the 1920s.

>>79083400
ha

>>79083377

Europe is led by people with a clear lack of self-preservation or sense of responsibility to future generations. No skin in the game.

>>79083333
pretty sure even with roids you need to be at the gym all the time to see those big gains
they aren't magic muscle pills

>>79083385
Yingluck is his waifu. She scarpered from (what appears to be) a fixed case by the ruling Júnta in Thailand's court. 'lad may be tried for seditious acts of siding with the Redshirts' leader.

fuck off

>>79083431
mental aha
the group chat will LOVE this

WHERE DO YOU GO MY LOVELY, I WANNA KNOW, WHERE DO YOU GO.

>>79083431
the abs legend!!

>>79083453
>>79083454
snap

>>79083432
I DO NOT support the redshirts, just like Yingluck, simple as.

>>79083432
thailad is a redshirt in denial

>>79083407
call the king a bender, why won't you do it? just say it you slimy nonce

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>>79083493

>>79083496
>le epic Einstein quote

we all know you're a pseudo-intellectual, stop trying to argue with people smarter than you and just do as you're told

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>2nd highest building in the city

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Yingluck is VERY fit for a 50 year old

>>79083519
thats odd because chinese dont usually age that well

>>79083515
what a dire shithole

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*sniffs*

thailad reupload the kev tyrone vid ta xx

>>79083515
*takes you up there*
*pushes you off*

>>79083540
At work again mate, I'll upload it somewhere tonight and have it ready next time you ask. Forgot about it.

>>79083515
why do Asians love spiderman so much?
people here go MENTAL for Elsa from Frozen and Spiderman
makes you realize that all those youtube conspiracies are bullshit and those odd videos are just clickbait for spoiled Asian kids to watch on their tablets

>>79083561
call the king a bender, say "vajiralongkorn is a fucking bender"

If Coleen decides to divorce Rooney, she will get half of everything that he owns.

She will end up with more PL medals than Gerrard.

always wondered what 'ching chong' actually means in chinese

>>79083566
Couldn't tell you mate, I know what you mean though.

can you imagine some rorkey twat just surrounded by black guys, then they all pull out their massive trouser snakes and give him the rutting of a lifetime

>>79083587
It's like a slang way of saying "pissing" here if that makes you feel any better

>>79083624
call the king a bender you bent twat nonce

>>79083624
call the king a bender you bent twat nonce

>>79083624
Please do not call the king a bender it'll only hurt us.

>>79083664
It's not happening, no worries.

walked into farmfoods and caught some pakis buying stock

told those paki caunts to fuck off back to pakiland

>Tinder can ban you from using their app if they find out you're Alt Right

mad fucking world, isn't it? don't rorkes deserve sex too?

Rohan.... home of the horse lords

hold my seat lads I'm dying for a ching chong

unironically picture this thought

just for a moment

you live somewhere in South East Asia

just picture that for a second

absolute dire

>>79083673
what branch?

>>79083670
call the king a fucking bender, 5 words, say them, simple as

>>79083689
didn't read past the first 'dit-spacing

>>79083680
written: ชิ้งฉ่อง (chingchong)

>>79083689
Could you not PLEASE and THANK YOU

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>reddit spacing

>>79083689
sounds fucking shit for you or me but you have to remember he's a nonce, it's paradise for him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resiniferatoxin
>Having a score of 16 billion Scoville units, pure resiniferatoxin is approximately 3 orders of magnitude (1000 times) hotter than pure capsaicin.

Dare you all to put some in your curry

>>79083670
Realistically what would happen if you did, on an anon image board?

the people who hate spacing posts are all mobile users

fucking runts the lot of them

haha lads

>>79083701
written: the king is a bender

now you do it you nonce twat

>>79083730
Realistically? Fuck all.

>>79083730
a gang of machete wielding ladyboys will break through his window

>>79083747
realistically? call the king a bender you bent twat nonce

>>79083747
lies you're fucking shit scared

you're such a pessimistic depressive and you seem like you're surrounded by pessimistic depressives

most people enjoy work. gives them something to do. thinkers like you or me are like 5% of the population

>>79083747
What if you told a Thai co-worker?

And finally, what if you just started shouting it on the streets?

which one's right
david bo-ie (like bow tie) or
david bow-ie (like lil bow wow)

imagine not being allowed to call the king a bender

howling lads

hey

lads

hows

it

going

today

on

the

so

called

'/brit/'

general

that

i've

heard

so

much

about

around

here

can hear thainonce quaking in his little noncey boots from here

fucking SCREECHING he's absolutely TERRIFIED

>>79083762
>most people enjoy work
fuck off

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Wish I had a British friend to drive around with and show them all the wonders and sights of my country.

even tho i'm NEET i still hate monday's bc of what it repesensents

>>79083776
Literally haven't seen you call the Queen a lezza

>>79083770
the first you orangutan

JUST GOT BACK FROM THE LIBRARY GOING TO HAVE BREAKFAST IN A MINUTE

love living in a first world country

queen Elizabeth II is a fucking rugmunching German slag

>>79083766
>What if you told a Thai co-worker?
It would be awkward, but they'd keep it to themselves. A couple wouldn't a shit at all.
>what if you just started shouting it on the streets?
I'd be arrested pay and probably pay fine and released on the same day.

tremendous amount of hat post worthy posts

going to wait for more before I unleash a hat post

>>79083811
call the king a bender then, what are you so afraid of you fucking pussy twat nonce

>>79083584
>>>/reddit/

>>79083803
Whew, you really screwed the pooch o this one lad.

You're coming down the nick with PC Plod over there.

Not for calling the queen names but for using homophobic slurs

>>79083803
unironically reported

>>79083811
Okay, so are there any situations where it would have truely dire consequences?
Would locals have different outcomes if they called the king a bender?

>literally nothing would happen if I called the king a bender
>oh okay do it then
>WTF NO SO DISRESPECTFUL!

fucking SCREECHING

>>79083766
>>>/reddit/

>>79083841
Call the Queen a bender, go on.

queen elizabeth is a paki loving uphill gardener for the next edition 2bh

>>79083853
The queen is a bender

>>79083770
i say the second one but I think it's actually the first

>>79083853
Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith is a bender

>>79083864
>>79083867
You're both Rasheeds. Well done.

>>79083836
There are, it depends how it goes down really. If the police could deal with it quickly and take some money from me they will. If I outraged enough people and it went viral or something then they'd have to make an example out of me.
>Would locals have different outcomes if they called the king a bender?
yeah, they'd be much stricter because they're not going to have to answer to the embassy etc. and they haven't got the 'stupid foreigner doesn't know any better' thing going for them.

>>79083879
But I'm white

>>79083897
call the king a bender you ponce twat

business idea: travel to the UK, spend ages building up my identity as an obnoxious cunt, and absolutely REFUSE to call the queen a bender

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THANK GOD I'm a country boy

>>79083897
I should add this is my best estimate of how I imagine things going down, not entirely sure. You don't often hear cases like this at all.

>>79083907
Fuck off, Yank

>>79083917
call the king a bender you nonce twat

>>79083770
bowie to rhyme with Zoe, that's how he pronounced it in interviews

>>79083914
Alberta?

dont call him a bender. seeing the autistic runts get riled up about it is funny stuff.

>>79083914
Call ho chi minh a bender

>>79083914
you arrive in Hull

>>79083907
We have free speech here, it's not like the poonited sharts

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>>79083927
this guy gets it.

can we PLEASE stop asking for people to call world leaders benders

watching jeremy kyle and feeling better about myself (even though I'm a lonely neet aha)

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WE

Mugabe is a bender

>>79083944
call the king a bender you fucking bent twat, if you're not afraid you'll do it

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>>79083930
I can unironically go to jail if someone felt like writing me up
besides Uncle Ho is a cool dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xxUOveX2wA

>>79083964

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/ancient-egyptians-europeans-related-claims-a7763866.html

WUZ

Tons of gorgeous Indian girls at my university, constantly hit on by beautiful brown girls. How do I get them to stop sexually harassing me?

>>79082570
hmmmmm

Honestly the best thing to come out of Brexit could be the stamping of the Little Englander attitude into the dust where it belongs. Yeah millions are going to suffer, but if the right lesson is learned it might not be all bad.

>>79084003
can't have people be proud of their country any more, can we? it's 2017, when will people understand that patriotism is so outdated

>>79084003

hmm yes little englanders

>>79084003
won't work lad, they'll just get angry at being so poor and blame brown people and the government

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>>79084003

Wish they'd stamp my Little Englander bollocks into dust

>>79084043
shouldnt you be toiling right now?

>>79084043


>>79084028


>>79084032


>>79084038
Found it on reddit. Here's another gem
>The only thing the UK is owed is a bloody nose. It's sad that some people refuse to realise this.

Acting like a spoilt brat will not get the UK anywhere. The arrogance needs toned right down, the playing to the Daily Mail gallery needs to stop and the relentless efforts to make enemies of allies has to end.

>>79083946
>that king
>world leaders

c'mon now, now you're just being mean to the bender king

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>>79084055

i am.

hate niggers

simple as

>>79084064
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as the Daily Mail, is in fact, The Mail Online, or as I've recently taken to calling it, The Daily Mail Online. The Daily Mail is not a news corporation unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning wider system made useful by having the same editors, managers and business strategy as the Daily Mail Online, these components together comprising a full news corporation as defined by the Press Association.

Many readers read a modified version of the News Corp system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Daily Mail Online which is widely used today is often called "The Daily Mail", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Daily Mail Online system, developed by Rupert Murdoch.

There really is a Daily Mail, and these people are reading it, but it is just a part of the news network they use. The Daily Mail is the kernel: the core organ that allocates the corporation's resources to the other programs that we run. The corporation is an essential part of a newspaper, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete journalistic system. The Mail Online is normally used in combination with the Daily Mail business system: the whole system is basically The Daily Mail with Online added, or The Daily Mail Online. All the so-called "Daily Mail" distributors are really distributors of The Daily Mail Online.

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>>79084064
>actually wanting your own country to be punished by Brussels for being BAD nationalists

what is it about reddit that fuels such disloyalty to country and people?

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at work

1/4 through the ol' 'ft though

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>Already gone 4pm
Not a fan of Mondays but they seem to fly by.

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Morning. Gym time!

>>79084144
at least you get 30 minutes for lunch

alcohol doesn't even make me happy anymore

probably a good thing desu

>>79084064
>Found it on reddit. Here's another gem

ah yes, combing a site you don't like to find opinions you don't like to paste them here so we can all get upset. never understood this.

>>79084156
>4pm

almost time to cal the king a bender you fucking bent nonce

all days fly by now desu

I can browse the Chon for what feels like 10 minutes and half an hour passes

>>79084174
Good heavens

>>79084157
Do you not like spain or something

Won't see me calling my president a bender, no sir. That's just good ole' American integrity.

childish gambino more like nigger

>>79084185
It's the most viewed artwork from each country.

>>79084064
>Acting like a spoilt brat will not get the UK anywhere. The arrogance needs toned right down, the playing to the Daily Mail gallery needs to stop and the relentless efforts to make enemies of allies has to end.

Correct desu

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>>79084185
what's wrong with Picasso?

>>79084157
Nice picture. Just saved it and sent it to the arty gf

>>79084166
It's the rorke victim mentality

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Doing a listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WWz2DSnT8&index=39&list=WL

(feel 3 2u listen as well <3333333)

>>79084179
do it you fucking bent twat, type the 5 words, call the king a fucking bender

any psyman in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNEzQK3M2Cw

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*mumbles something malicious and conniving incoherently*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1wpfVPN9aM
Doing a listen as well

Shant be opening either of your links

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https://youtu.be/PN0RPWII7gY

sara to the bogs

some rude limey bastard turning down free music

>>79084261
call the king a bender you bent twat

Just bought my first ever pack of fags
what do I do

>>79084229
>>79084229
>>79084229

Doing a NEW listen as well

>>79084269
eat them