/brit/

>35 posts early
for what bloody pvrpose

>>78964777
prevent commie threads

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>You have 1 new match

>>78964801
Good lad

Who cuts Tim's hair??

Why isn't it a huge grown out mess? Does he actually go out to the barber's??

>>78964802
I'd kiss her

>>78964777
summer innit, all the new kids want to think they its cool and can tell their friends.

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So this is it. Another new. Look at yourselves. Frenchies are laughing at you. Where were you in the old thread? You're a disgrace.

HARPER

WHERE'S HARPER

Anyone remember the cuckio meme?

Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love islam
Love buddhism
Love hinduism
Love jainism
Love atheism
Love judaism
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love furries
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love incest
Love feet
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love punching nazis
Love love

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The fuck buddy

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>>78964801

>set foot in sweden
>instantly become a swedish person
>everybody in australia starts discriminating against me for being swedish
>even got swedish racials
How do i undo my mistake /brit/

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>>78964877
thats
1...2...5...Ten, no TWENTY YEARS IN THE ISOCUBES CREEP

hate life
love death

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yup

Have to come home today, not a fan of this at all

still don't know how i feel about yanks

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hate American comics
ambivalent towards manga
love Euro comics

>>78964756
>>78964777
>>78964962
>>78964982
Don't understand how anyone can look at these posts and still believe these people are normal.

*rises above hate*
okay what now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index
why is the UK fucking GARBAGE?

>inb4 muh INEQUALITY HDI
nobody cares that you give more money to poor people and refugees

No matter what you do, say or think communism is inevitable.

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who else procrastinating?

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>you give more money to poor people and refugees

>>78965062
Eating some cheeky toast before the day of toil

top o' the mornin' to ye lads

>>78964991
I also enjoy Euro comics.
American comics have too many pop-references and political bullshit for me to enjoy in its fullest.

kinda really want the just fuck my shit up look

the people are docks are the cops and then you have a place to stay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQTsJG3CVnE

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me n the gf

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the bf

>>78964995
all me

used to eat porridge for breakfast but was short on time one morning so chucked oats, milk, yog and banana in a jug and blended it all up. drink my breakfast every morning now. leaves more time for pooing.

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just fed my pet gremlin lads
it's past midnight

>>78965149
>oats, milk, yog and banana
Sounds tasty

>>78965149
I just make egg coffee

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0.01568710

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>>78965149
>porridge
yeah and did you see 3 bears on your way to work too?

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>graphic novel

abortion. thoughts?

Mother would make me porridge sometimes as a kid.
It's an oddity because most Americans just eat sugar covered wheat thins soaked in milk or an entire pig in 4 different formats for brekki.

>>78965055
commies are the only people i would kill

but i would kill them with zero remorse

>>78965197
love it

>>78965197
big fan

>>78965204
It's OATMEAL and BREAKFAST to you Mr.
don't make me get the belt, boy. I'll learn you some good

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Love Nioh simple as

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>>78965193

>>78965197
it should be the woman's decision not the government's

big fat cocks belong in my mouth and arse

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off to work lads

>>78965218
It wasn't oatmeal, she used millet instead of oats.
Do enjoy a bowl of oatmeal with Vermont grown maple syrup from time to time.

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Just found out i'm part-snake. What would /brit/ do in this situation?

>>78965270
Auto-fellate

>>78965270
would do a slither, maybe shed a bit of skin

>>78965270
bite someone on public transport

>>78965270
>Just found out i'm part-snake
*looks at your flag*
why did you say you're part snake twice

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whoosh haha

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SCREECHING

im part white. the other part is also white

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>>78965306
ouch

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Leftism is a mental disorder

i'm part man, part willy

9 pills a day and im still covered in hives :/

wish i was a girl and could get raped by some brits lol

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>what's the mater Comrade, is there a malfunction with your suit? it seems tighter than normal around the crotch

>>78965354
same lol

do you like my car?

wish i had big penis not very very very very tiny microscopic

just 'cause you're packin' packin' woop down south

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rate my brekkie x

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>>78965364
Buy yourself one of these.

>>78965376
don't put all your eggs in one basket

Love maids me

https://www.xvideos.com/video29703529/uk_hotel_maid_fucked_at_work

>>78965396
degenerate freak get a job

>>78964826
Uh, because he cuts it himself?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/twat#Pronunciation

>>78965307
Looked for threads on this on /pol/ and /r9k/, saw nothing. Was hoping for some entertainment.

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the gf

>>78965435
>dark soulless eyes

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watching cheesy 90s movies lads

>>78965436
Fuck off white devil

>>78965426
then post one yourself, idiot

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Yuan-Ti don't seek to subvert human society and bring about the destruction of the world that was just made up by racist white people.

pinch and a punch for first on the month

*wallops you*

>>78965218
>“I'll learn you some good”

Summer is over lads

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lily

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>off to work lads

want a (pretty)gf

go to bed, she isn't thinking about you

Just finished a team building day at work.
Had a lot of fun and chatted with my team the whole day, even leading them through most challenges.
I think one of the girls on my team fancies me (not surprised, I'm 6 foot, muscular and handsome)
Then we went to the bar and I joked with the ceo over a couple beers.
Came back to the office for a conference call with Spain and China and now I'm gonna drive home in my BMW.

Got a tooth abscess lads and the dentists ain't open to talk to for another 30 minutes.

>>78965496
>I'm 6 foot, muscular and handsome
That's not much consider everyone is in Australia.

>>78965485
its 4:30pm(16:30)

>>78965496
aha

>>78965510
literally all the Australian gimmickposters are under 5'10

Niggers and Roasties.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/Kbd-txho.oga
>my sound upon seeing these syn-chronically poosted >>78965484 >>78965485 and Australia is first

>>78965536
was even more depressed and frustrated when i was a normie

looking at all the people who use the #FridayFeeling tag and get no likes or retweets

>>78965536
>normie life
>friends don't like this friend who was originally friends with them but now is friends with me causing a big drama circle
>can't tell if people want to date you because they actually like you or because they're horny sluts
>constantly tired
>constantly being outcasted for not wanting to do retarded shit on camera for social media
>another person friends with the friend group getting mad i was friends with the friend group and the other friend because they used to be friends with me but they were annoying so i stopped being friends with them and now they don't like the friend group because they're friends with me
Bunch of bullshit.

day after day i must face a world of strangers where i don't belong, i am not that strong...

the only people that like communism are lazy retards that want others to do everything for them

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>aussies are here and wasting their friday evening yet again
Aha

>>78965656
wipe my pooey bum

>>78965536
didn't know reddit offered degrees in psychiatry

Not being able to express my emotions well has fucked up my life in so many important ways

Fucked up relationships for 'not showing love'
Fucked up potential jobs for 'not showing enough enthusiasm'

Fuck you it's all there even if it's not immediately obvious, why can't you judge me by my actions?

Computing forever is going full fash!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ckTWH-I8k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UzEvoYz4wc
the bf

>>78965693
ah yes the /brit/ post in a nutshell
you guys are lucky your country isn't in bad a shape as this general haha

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>>78964777
>>78964812
>>78964919
>>78964943
>>78964962
>>78964995
>>78965004
>>78965055
>>78965197
>>78965210
>>78965242
>>78965270
>>78965299
>>78965318


>>78965511
>>78965523
>>78965496
>>78965484
>>78965350

>>78965610
sounds like highschool drama but adult life isn't much different. that was one of the most disappointing revelations for me as i grew up. adults are big children but even more dangerous. people will do everything they can to destroy your life over the most petty bullshit. people suck. life sucks

>>78965717
Because youve been with immediately obvious competitors

Just had a runny morning poo.

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>1st september 2017

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>>78965496
you on the left

Approached for two great jobs as an escape from my current mediocre one and made it to the final stage of each one. Rejected by both.

Soon you will face 2018
Whats the matter

>>78965764
the runts go back to school next week haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHushRjmjkE

woah

1:25
uh oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54QnGVI_Mks

>>78965738
all me (the only australian poster)

>>78965496
lol

>>78965799
wacky bruce

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Off to work lads

Just finished a team building day at work.
Had a lot of fun and chatted with my team the whole day, even leading them through most challenges.
I think one of the girls on my team fancies me (not surprised, I'm 6 foot, muscular and handsome)
Then we went to the bar and I joked with the ceo over a couple beers.
Came back to the office for a conference call with Spain and China and now I'm gonna drive home in my BMW.

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My soul is from south australia

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me on the left

>>78965818
font

its pretty crazy how soon physical media comes out after the theatre runs

going back to bed lads

instructions in this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0

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about to do the virgin sprint to work

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>>78965830
love it

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how did kim il-sung manage to install himself as some kind of god?
people in the 50s should have been more educated surely?

>>78965849
>this song is 20 years old

please make it stop!

could an appendage the size of an ant larva ever be considered a penis its very important to me personally that i know the answer to this question

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the only irritating thing about the north korea situation is knowing that nobody can do anything about it without starting a war and letting millions of people die

...swipe...

>>78965886
no, the only irritating thing is I've already booked my flights to japan

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need to leave for work in 4 minutes

>>78965903
Are you weeb

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maids

You lazy lout
Get into your working clothes

>>78965903
japan will be fine

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going to work

see you at 6:00PM

>>78965909
no, my dad lived there for 3 years with his work and I wanna see it

>>78965931
that's what I have to keep telling the missus

>more Diana drivel on the telly
reckon commoners need to be purged from the Family, faking Di's death in a car crash was a good start

drinking wine

>>78965989
bon gars

>>78965959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

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just tooted and it tickled my tots, lads

>>78965959
i don't understand why she has such a strong legacy

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gf at work

what did Diana actually do which is worthy of my care or respect

>>78966050
Because she was an attractive woman that died young.

why are czech girls so unbelievably hot compared to the rest of the world?

is it the perfect mixture of slavic and germanic?

>>78966050
Because women need something to talk about at the hairdresser after they finish talking about coro

>>78966062
Nothing really. But she had a great PR team. People forget she was a thick fucking malicious vindictive slag.

>>78966062
touched people with AIDS

>>78966068
>attractive
maybe for the royals

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Hapa?

Women joining the RAF Regiment and the RM from next year. Lel. Fucking state.

I killed Diana

>>78966096
why are white genes so beta
always absolutely dominated

>>78966096
This fucking pic again. Reeeeeeee

>>78966112
Little girl looks pretty white.

>>78966107
Gday phillip

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Ah yes the left.

>Little girl looks pretty

global rule #1

>>78966120
put her next to a pure blood and i bet you could only see chink

anyone who uses exclaimation marks is automatically a twat

>>78966153
No!

>>78966151
Awwwwwwwwwww hell naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

>>78966100
my mum used to be a paramedic in the 80s and 90s

>>78966096
Guys a manlet definitely.

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>>78966151
mades me thangk

>>>/pol/139813516
who's dropping Rosypills?

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>>78966170
>mades

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>>78966151

My ass is prepared for you.

>>78966201
pics

Black people have been in Britain in the following periods
4000BC-1900
1970-Present
Rorke's "ideal" Britain only existed for 70 years of its history and therefore is a freak occurence.

>>78966195
i havent heard of half of those countries

>>78966220
What happened in 1900

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>i havent heard of half of those countries

>>78966223
brainlet

>>78966220
great bait mate I rate eight

real talk who's hacking Tim's laptop screen?

>>78964405
mentioned

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I hereby deeply appreciate to your grandads courage thay saved our ass from commie stalin mao and 1st kimmy kimmy kim

>>78966270
My Granddad didn't fight int he Korean war though xx

>>78966260
not i

all drumpf supporters are nazis and if you disagree then you're a nazi too

>>78966280
Still in Pakistan?

https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/6x9iuc/why_id_never_commit_suicide/
>It was not I. It was never I, whom wronged myself.
who talks like this. there should be a term for it

>>78966100
don't really care who delivers my parcels tbph so long as they knock first

>>78966270
>in
fuck off.

hate koreans. wish they'd muer suicide each other with nukes

>>78966283
I am a Nazi, yes. But I don't support The Donald.

>>78966290
No

>>78966270
haven't had a family member fight in a war since the first world war

>>78966231
Deported off to Australia.

o'ercome

>>78966311
Yes.

t'weren't I whom'st wronged oneself

>>78966322
nowt wrong with a bit of the ol' 'ome

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>>78966310
*disintegrates you with ad homs*

what now, rorke?

Having a shit

>>78966331
No.

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Why are all mass-shooters white?

>>78966346
*puts you in the oven*

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>>78966381

why does reddit put everyting link in archive.is

>>78966381
bottom two on the right are east asian though

WAHEEYY

>>78966381
lanza isn't a white name

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>>78966405

>>78966477
don't get the elliot rodgers was super attractive meme

starting cuckold website called black cocks matter

Well technically speaking
All biblical names are not white names
John
Thomas
Luke
Mike
Matthew
Paul

All some names of some sandnig in 2000 years ago

>>78966484
you expect a bunch of straight shut-ins to accurately judge attractiveness?

I'm in my first job since uni and its a grad job.

I've made every single beginners mistake, i'm getting better but god damn do i hate working

I've
>sent emails to people i shouldn't have
>sent data to people that was both incorrect and hadn't been signed off
>completely forgotten about tasks i was meant to do
>gotten numbers wrong in reports
>failed to spot spelling/grammar errors in reports i've been sitting on

I'm leaving this job fairly soon, and I think they're giivng me a good reference (because despite constant hiccups i managed to work hard and learn)

but honestly I don't see myself as being well suited for the professional world. what do?

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got a 3 day ban, came back, the day after got another one

feel like a right criminal, gonna get this tattoo

>>78966484
Not super-attractive but probably more attractive then the average incel.

>>78966506
how big is your willy

>>78966540
very smorr hahahaha

>>78966534
>then
shame, I thought this was dropping off recently

ending words in vowels is not white.

>>78966540
ha ha ha ha

>>78966540
9cm flaccid
14.5 erect

>>78966484
he has half decent cheekbones, that's it. doesn't help that he looked massively bent

>>78966484
I think the point is he was super insecure (see the encyclopedia dramatica article)

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>>78966552
>white is not white

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>>78966484
Well here's the type of girl who lusts after him and wears shirts of him, so he must be decent

>>78966507
yeah but even regular people say it, I just don't think he looks that good to do as well as they say he could have

Non-white food
>icky bugs, amphibians
French food
>snails, frogs
starting to notice a bit of a pattern here.....

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>>78966574
there are girls who lust after these mongs
once you're famous you'll always have someone wanting you

>>78966558
hahaha tiny

*whips out my hard, 18cm cock*

feast on this then x

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at work

/brit/ really is utter cancer at these hours

>>78966298
fedora

>>78966599
right has chad potential

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Ah yes america.

>>78966605
like this one

>>78966606
FUCK YOU!!!!

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Do the poor deserve to go to heaven?

>>78966623
fuck off

>>78966625
chinese is obviously for sexpats

>>78966571
call the king a bender you bent nonce twat

what does napa mean

>>78966606
Yeah, look at the flags. We all know why.

I sexually identify as Chinese
my pronouns are ching/chong/chang

>>78966571
nigger nigger nigger the nigger nigger nigger

>>78966600
*cuts your willy in half*
Haha
Now you got 9cm

Got a fancy dress party coming up. Dress code is intergalactic explorer

ideas???

>>78966677
*fries the cut off willy and shares it with you*

>>78966679
intergalactic explorer

>>78966674
Are you ok?

>>78966666

>>78966730
>>78966730
>>78966730


new


>>78966730
>>78966730
>>78966730

maccas for dindin

*kills a non-white*

>>78966740
>45
no fuck off this is getting ridiculous

>35 posts early

>>78966712
call the king a bender you twat

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